00:00Pack the dishwasher and then unpack the dishwasher and cook dinner and put the washing on.
00:04And you know what? I can't continue to live like this because it's not me.
00:06Hey, hey, hey, relax. It's going to be alright.
00:11How?
00:15Here, I'll just show you.
00:17Okay, I've been doing this since we moved in.
00:20See this basket thing?
00:22I don't know how it happens, if it's the house or what,
00:25but any dirty clothes you put in this basket,
00:28that somehow the next day they're just clean, folded and in a perfect pile on your bed.
00:36You're not serious.
00:37I couldn't believe it at first either, but it just keeps happening.
00:41That's why I didn't tell you. I didn't want to jinx it.
00:43You are insane.
00:45Try it. You'll see.
00:46Unless it's only chosen me. See, I don't know.
00:51I can't do this.
00:52No, wait. There's other things too.
00:55No. Plates, cutlery, pizza boxes, dirty tissues,
01:00anything you leave on this coffee table just vanishes overnight.
01:04I mean, sometimes I'll see how far I can push this thing
01:06and I'll just leave shit everywhere.
01:08And then sure enough, the next day, it's all gone.
01:12It's just vanished.
01:13It's magic.
01:15No, she wouldn't have left me.
01:17This is what I think happened.
01:18I heard her get up in the middle of the night to get a drink or something.
01:19She must have fallen onto the magic coffee table and just vanished.
01:23Are you insane?
01:25No, he's not insane.
01:28I've got the same coffee table at home.
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