00:00如来孙悟空已同唐三藏一起上路
00:10这猴子虽自愿带上金箍
00:12但妖终究野心难改
00:15想不到三百年前的他们又重聚在了一起
00:27冥冥之中一切相遇都是命运的安排
00:29这是前世中事
00:32我相信经过悉行之旅的考验后
00:36悟空定能成大器
00:39你遇见了什么
00:46未来会结下怎样的果
00:49即便是天神也无法预知
00:56经过这段时间的相处
00:57我对你们也有了一定的了解
00:59由于大家性格怪异
01:02我认为只要定下一些悉行守则
01:05日后的旅程也会更加顺利
01:08悉行守则
01:12我又不识字啊 你们自己玩吧
01:15我有 我有
01:16我有
01:17第一条必须是大师兄不准对实地使用暴力
01:20消息我现在就揍你
01:23猪八戒不准再调戏路上的雌性生物
01:27你 你你你你不许随便说脏话
01:31嘿嘿嘿嘿 猪八戒不可以动不动就装死
01:34师父
01:35师父
01:36大师兄不可以顶坐石头
01:37大师兄不准偷快别人洗澡
01:39大师兄不许随地大小便
01:40大师兄不许随地大小便
01:41这个死肥猪啊 有什么四个数目啊
01:42你自己不也一样吗
01:43你自己不也一样吗
01:48明依格格真烦人
01:49尤其是那个死肥猪
01:50带到机会我一定要教训他一顿
01:52素依
02:04素依
02:07素依
02:08等等我
02:09素依
02:11谁啊
02:12你不知道我是谁吗
02:14不是
02:15想打架是吧
02:16对对对不起
02:18大师兄
02:19刚刚才说我不可骚扰人类部落
02:21你现在就无视师父的规矩
02:25我堂堂一个大妖
02:26怎么可能听一个人力指头发脚
02:29你什么身子都是屁话
02:34我现在马上就去告诉师父
02:38敢去给师父告状
02:40我拔了你的舌头
02:43我也不是好欺负他
02:45让我来气
02:46让我好好教你做主
02:48让我做主
02:55你这是证明是不是有毛病啊
02:56你个个看着我就躲
03:02你发什么神经啊
03:04臭猴子
03:05还得回来
03:07哈哈哈
03:08你鼻心脸肿的
03:09不会是对别人毛手毛脚被人打了吧
03:11你打了我和师弟
03:12你打了我和师弟还在做什么
03:18喂喂喂喂
03:19不要冤枉我
03:20我什么时候打过你们了
03:21我知道你一直看我的魔神
03:23我没想到你就要玩阴障
03:26臭猪啊
03:27我发誓我真的没干
03:28不然我师弟八戒越变越蠢
03:30越来越棒啊
03:32你
03:33大师兄
03:35你承认吧
03:37你差点把我杀了
03:42真惨啊
03:43又让你干这些苦差事
03:45你啊
03:46就是太老实
03:47你知道师父在背地里是怎么说你的吗
03:51师父对我的评价吗
03:53哼
03:54他说你很累赘
03:55想赶你
03:56但又不好开口
03:58哎呀
03:59我真是替你难过
04:01大师兄
04:02大师兄
04:03师父向来有话直说
04:05你这是有何用意
04:08话都说到这份上
04:09还不识气
04:11那我就用更直接的方式
04:13让你消灭
04:19我最讨厌别人冤枉
04:21你们费极心思做这场戏
04:22就是想赶我走吧
04:24悟空
04:26你老实回答
04:27到底为什么这样做
04:30师父
04:31你也不相信我
04:32你也分不清神秘吧
04:33你也分不清神秘吧
04:36哼
04:37你说穿着脑袖程度了
04:38哼
04:47师弟
04:48我们一起上
04:49我不信我们河里还打不过他
04:50哼
04:51哼
04:57哼
04:59哼
05:02Oh!
05:20Oh, I didn't think you were too close to the day of the war.
05:32Who is it?
05:52Who is it?
05:55Who is it?
05:56Why are you taking me?
05:57You are taking me.
05:58You are trying to take me.
06:00You don't have to believe her.
06:01She has something to do.
06:02You are taking me.
06:03You are trying to leave us.
06:06Amitabh.
06:07This is true.
06:08This is true.
06:09This is true.
06:10I would like to give you a few questions.
06:12Let me ask you a few questions.
06:14I'm not going to ask you a few questions.
06:15Let me ask you a few questions.
06:18What do you want to ask me?
06:20I don't want to ask you a few questions.
06:22I want to ask you a few questions.
06:25What?
06:26What?
06:27I have to sleep a few minutes.
06:30You don't have to sleep.
06:31You...
06:31a large worker.
06:32I have no idea.
06:34How much to get rid of the storm?
06:35I have to get rid of them.
06:36It's hard to have an open段 to it.
06:38I don't want to talk with you.
06:39I don't want to ask you a few questions.
06:39I don't want to go to them.
06:39I know it ain't gonna be stupid, but...
06:42It's a great deal.
06:44They have to kill us.
06:46They will kill us.
06:48They will kill us.
06:50We will kill us.
07:12Oh my god, they're all the same.
07:23How did they get rid of it?
07:25Oh my god.
07:27Oh my god.
07:42Oh
08:12Hold on!
08:14Hold on!
08:15I want you to kill me!
08:33It's good!
08:34It's good!
08:35It's good!
08:36It's good!
08:42Don't you throw me?
08:44Well, you're a big fool!
08:46You're a big fool!
08:48What's your fault?
08:50I'm so strong!
08:52It's a real fool!
08:54You're a real fool!
08:56You're a real fool!
08:58That's not a real fool!
09:00I'm so strong!
09:02Oh, no!
09:04This is a scary for you!
09:06I'm so strong!
09:10I'm so strong!
09:11I've been doing the same thing
09:13How can you tell me?
09:23The last one I wanted to do is to make me a decision
09:28The Master is an expert in this way
09:30The Master is a fundamental principle
09:31The Master is considered to do not to make me a decision
09:33I am a person, I am a person who is to face a decision
09:37The last one, don't be the same as the examination
09:40众如是因收如是果,一切为心造,我念与不念,皆在于你。
09:56简单来说,就是师父知道念锦箍咒有多痛,所以承诺过不会随便念它。
10:03师父,你念的是什么经啊?
10:05就是那些祈福健康心经之类的呀。
10:08你也可以啊,悟空,立马就接住了戏,演技在线啊。
10:12我这点皮毛,还是师父熏陶的好啊。
10:18竟敢杀我啊!
10:27能完美复刻出我招式的人,只有一个。
10:31只是我不明白,你为何要这样对我。
10:34你真的不知道我为什么要这样对你。
10:39你,你不是苏医。
10:41你,你不是苏医。
10:42你再看看清楚,我现在叫六尔弥猴。
10:45我现在叫六尔弥猴。
10:46我现在叫六尔弥猴。
10:47我现在叫六尔弥猴。
10:48我现在叫六尔弥猴。
10:54这么漂亮的大帅兄,一定是真的。
10:55这么漂亮的大帅兄,一定是真的。
10:59鲁空,你废弃了当年的承诺。
11:02现在,我将你死。
11:04来!
11:05有你死!
11:07来吧!
11:10吃!
11:14来吧!
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