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My Step-Brother Is My Ex?!
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00:00:00Dean, you can't do that out here.
00:00:25What if a teacher catches us?
00:00:27They made me upstairs.
00:00:28It's our last night before you move back west
00:00:30and I start military college.
00:00:32You still want to go all the way?
00:00:33Of course.
00:00:35We said prom night would be special
00:00:36and promised to be each other's firsts.
00:00:38I wouldn't want it to be with anyone else.
00:00:47Ow!
00:00:50Give that back.
00:00:51Aw.
00:00:52Are you scared I'm going to screw up
00:00:53your little prom night virginity pact?
00:00:55Hate to break it to you, sweetie,
00:00:57but Dean already lost his last summer to me.
00:01:00You're lying.
00:01:01You've been throwing yourself at Dean for years,
00:01:03but he would never touch you.
00:01:05Then why did Dean tell me
00:01:06he wanted to do it again tonight?
00:01:08I guess you're not so special after all, Hannah.
00:01:10Dean would never.
00:01:16We'll see about that.
00:01:17What are you doing?
00:01:25Let me go!
00:01:26Shut up!
00:01:26Shut up!
00:01:32Nice, Jake.
00:01:34Here, get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:01:36Hurry before that little rat shows up.
00:01:39Come on.
00:01:40Refuse to believe Elisa's lies.
00:01:47Ah!
00:01:49Ah!
00:01:50Oh, Dean, that was so good.
00:01:58What the hell?
00:02:00Where's Dean?
00:02:00He's in the bathroom
00:02:04getting ready for round two.
00:02:06Can you blame him?
00:02:07Why would he want you
00:02:08when he could have all this?
00:02:11As if I'd believe that.
00:02:12He's probably not even in there.
00:02:15See for yourself.
00:02:21No.
00:02:22He wouldn't.
00:02:26Dean, are you in there?
00:02:27Yeah?
00:02:33How could you?
00:02:35You promised me.
00:02:42No, Dean, you don't get to hide from me.
00:02:44I want an explanation.
00:02:46She'll know the truth
00:02:47if she opens that door.
00:02:50I want an explanation.
00:02:53Why do you think he's hiding in there
00:02:55instead of coming and talking this out with you?
00:02:59Go on.
00:03:01Ask him to come out.
00:03:02See if he will.
00:03:04Fine.
00:03:06Dean, I'm going to count to three.
00:03:09One.
00:03:11Two.
00:03:13Three.
00:03:17You ruined tonight.
00:03:19You ruined us.
00:03:20Yes.
00:03:20What the hell?
00:03:36Hannah.
00:03:38Please, please be okay.
00:03:46Hannah, thank God I...
00:03:48It's over, Dean.
00:03:49Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made.
00:03:54Don't talk to me ever again.
00:04:01I have to find her.
00:04:03I have to explain everything.
00:04:04I have to explain everything.
00:04:11I don't lie.
00:04:14Why'd you leave me?
00:04:15I come home from college
00:04:28to a new house,
00:04:29a new town,
00:04:30and a new stepmom?
00:04:31Who even is this woman?
00:04:35Who even is this woman?
00:04:36She's kind.
00:04:37And also very rich.
00:04:39We met before we moved
00:04:40four years ago.
00:04:41Four years ago?
00:04:42That's the last time I saw Dean.
00:04:54Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:04:55I'm so happy you're here.
00:04:57And my son is going to love you.
00:04:59He's always wanted a sibling.
00:05:01I'm sorry, did you say son?
00:05:03He's going to a frat party
00:05:04at the Naval Academy tonight.
00:05:06You should go too.
00:05:07I know you're starting
00:05:08your summer job there tomorrow.
00:05:10You could meet some students
00:05:11and maybe bond a little bit
00:05:13with your stepbrother.
00:05:15Dad, you didn't mention anything
00:05:17about a stepbrother.
00:05:20Dean goes to military school too.
00:05:22Oh God, will he be there?
00:05:25Speak of the devil.
00:05:27Hi honey, where are you?
00:05:28About to head to the party.
00:05:30Perfect.
00:05:31I'm going to send your stepsister,
00:05:33Hannah, there to meet you.
00:05:34Hannah, wait, I have a stepsister?
00:05:36Take good care of her, okay?
00:05:49How am I supposed to find my stepbrother?
00:05:52Everyone's in uniform
00:05:53and I don't even know what he looks like.
00:05:56Oh my God, is that him?
00:06:02He is so fine.
00:06:03I know, he's going to be
00:06:05a senior commander next year
00:06:06and he's single
00:06:08and I hear he's looking for a date
00:06:10for the junior dance too.
00:06:12Back off, I called this.
00:06:18Dean?
00:06:19Hannah, it's been four years.
00:06:22She probably never even thought about me.
00:06:24What are you doing here?
00:06:26I didn't come here to see you,
00:06:27that's for sure.
00:06:28Ignore that rude-ass nobody.
00:06:33Yeah, she obviously has no taste or respect.
00:06:36I can get someone to kick her out for you.
00:06:38No need.
00:06:39I'm leaving.
00:06:41Dean, where are you going?
00:06:43Don't walk away from me.
00:06:45What does she have that we don't?
00:06:49Don't walk away from me, Hannah.
00:06:51You already did that four years ago.
00:06:52That's rich coming from a dirty cheater like you.
00:06:55I never cheated on you, Hannah.
00:06:57You were the one that dumped me
00:06:59after I got knocked unconscious.
00:07:01Four years, Hannah.
00:07:03I called you so many times.
00:07:05I tried to find you and explain.
00:07:07You expect me to believe
00:07:08some crazy excuse after four years?
00:07:10Your clothes were all over the room.
00:07:12I heard your voice.
00:07:15I want to believe him so badly.
00:07:17If she doesn't believe me,
00:07:18then why waste my breath?
00:07:20Sure get it.
00:07:20Whoa, that's three shots of vodka, man.
00:07:32Is this about that hot girl
00:07:33you were fighting with over there?
00:07:35It's my ex, Hannah.
00:07:37I haven't seen her in four years.
00:07:38I thought she left this town for good.
00:07:40Isn't your new stepsister
00:07:42also named Hannah?
00:07:46No, dude.
00:07:47There's like a million Hannahs out there.
00:07:48It can't be the same person.
00:07:49I hope you're right
00:07:50because becoming step-siblings
00:07:52with your ex
00:07:53sounds like a nightmare.
00:07:55Especially when my ex
00:07:56is convinced I'm a lying,
00:07:58cheating asshole.
00:07:59I can't believe this.
00:08:01She walked away from me again.
00:08:03Then show her she's wrong.
00:08:05Make her regret ever leaving you.
00:08:12Well, well, well.
00:08:14The virgin Hannah returns.
00:08:17I can't believe you'd show
00:08:18your face in this town again.
00:08:19You weren't humiliated enough
00:08:20when Dean jumped your ass
00:08:22four years ago.
00:08:23You should be humiliated
00:08:24for what you did to me.
00:08:25You're the one who jumped
00:08:26into my boyfriend's bed.
00:08:28No one here would believe that, Hannah.
00:08:31Dean was my man
00:08:32and you took him from me.
00:08:33What?
00:08:34You won't get away with that.
00:08:35Get away from me, you backstabbing bitch.
00:08:44Haven't you hurt me enough?
00:08:45Elise, what's wrong?
00:08:47This woman is harassing me.
00:08:49It wasn't enough that she stole Dean
00:08:50from me four years ago.
00:08:52She just had to come back
00:08:53and rub it in my face.
00:08:54Oh my God, she was totally
00:08:55trying to seduce him earlier.
00:08:56I knew it.
00:08:57I knew that homewrecker
00:08:59was out to get me.
00:09:00Damn, jealous much?
00:09:02That is so messed up.
00:09:03No, I wasn't.
00:09:04She's lying.
00:09:06Elise is the desperate one.
00:09:24Hold her down.
00:09:27You know what happens
00:09:28to bitches who steal
00:09:29other people's men?
00:09:30The punishment is
00:09:31for your very own
00:09:33scarlet letter.
00:09:35A for adulterer.
00:09:38Asshole.
00:09:41Let me go.
00:09:43That's Hannah.
00:09:47Get your hands off her.
00:09:49What the hell is this?
00:09:51What the hell is this?
00:10:01We know Hannah seduced you
00:10:16and stole you away from Elise.
00:10:17Now that homewrecker
00:10:18is just paying the price.
00:10:19Is that what Elise
00:10:20told all of you?
00:10:22Then she's a liar.
00:10:24I never slept with Elise.
00:10:26I wouldn't touch her
00:10:27if you paid me
00:10:28a million dollars.
00:10:29Is he telling the truth?
00:10:30You don't have to lie
00:10:32to protect your little
00:10:32side piece, lieutenant.
00:10:35We all see it.
00:10:36She's not pretty enough
00:10:37to be girlfriend material.
00:10:39Not everyone's born
00:10:40with it like me.
00:10:42You're very confident
00:10:43in yourself, Elise.
00:10:45Let me ask a question.
00:10:47How many guys here
00:10:48has Elise Lyons
00:10:49tried to seduce?
00:10:49And how many of you
00:10:54actually want to sleep
00:10:56with her?
00:11:00See, you think
00:11:00you're so hot
00:11:01but no one here
00:11:03wants you.
00:11:04I know I never did
00:11:05and I certainly
00:11:06never will.
00:11:07No one wants a woman
00:11:08with an ugly soul.
00:11:10And the next time
00:11:11you want to call someone
00:11:12a homewrecker,
00:11:13you should look
00:11:14in the mirror first.
00:11:21You know what happens
00:11:22to bitches
00:11:22who steal
00:11:22all these people's men?
00:11:24No, no.
00:11:25Please don't!
00:11:30Is that true?
00:11:33You really never slept
00:11:34with Elise.
00:11:35Hannah, why would I?
00:11:37Is that why you ran off
00:11:38without saying goodbye?
00:11:39All the evidence was there.
00:11:41What was I supposed to think?
00:11:42Hannah, Elise has hopped
00:11:43into bed with every guy
00:11:44in our school.
00:11:46I can't believe you think
00:11:47I would choose her over you.
00:11:48Are you calling me stupid?
00:11:50Hannah, that's not what I'm...
00:11:51Even if you never cheated,
00:11:53it took me four years
00:11:55to piece my broken heart
00:11:56back together.
00:11:57I can't just let that go.
00:11:59Apparently, neither can Elise.
00:12:02God, that was so humiliating.
00:12:04No, don't drink that!
00:12:10Oh, God, please don't tell me
00:12:11that has piss in it.
00:12:13Ew, no.
00:12:14What the fuck?
00:12:15But, dude,
00:12:16that's got a whole tap
00:12:17of acid in that.
00:12:28It's hot.
00:12:31Are we swimming?
00:12:34Oh, my God.
00:12:36You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:41You look just like my cheating ex.
00:12:45Again, I never cheated.
00:12:46God damn it, Hannah.
00:12:48Where are we?
00:12:51You're at my house.
00:12:52Well, my mom's.
00:12:54Just lay down.
00:12:56You need rest, okay?
00:12:58Mm-mm.
00:12:58Mm-mm.
00:12:59You're wrong.
00:13:01We're at my house.
00:13:02I just moved in.
00:13:06Isn't your new stepsister
00:13:07also named Hannah?
00:13:09After four years,
00:13:16you still make my heart beat faster.
00:13:19Do you still have feelings for me?
00:13:24The ship.
00:13:25I'm the captain of the ship.
00:13:28It's calling me.
00:13:30What are you thinking, Dean?
00:13:32She's just tripping.
00:13:36Good night, Hannah.
00:13:37I start my new job
00:13:51at the academy today.
00:13:52Oh, crap.
00:13:53I have to get ready.
00:13:59Morning, Hannah.
00:14:00Did you have fun
00:14:00at the party last night?
00:14:01Um, it was kind of crazy.
00:14:03I didn't get to meet your son, though.
00:14:05Oh, he's probably still sleeping,
00:14:08but you'll see him around.
00:14:09Can't wait.
00:14:10I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:14:16She left without saying goodbye.
00:14:19Again?
00:14:24This is for the best.
00:14:26It's easier if I never see her again.
00:14:29Hey, Mom.
00:14:31Did you see a girl brunette,
00:14:32like, this tall?
00:14:33You mean your stepsister?
00:14:35No, not my stepsister.
00:14:36My...
00:14:37Never mind.
00:14:40She really did leave.
00:14:41Again.
00:14:42Well, you should probably say hi
00:14:44since you missed her
00:14:45at the party last night.
00:14:47She went upstairs to shower.
00:14:54She better be done in the bathroom.
00:14:56I can't be late for school.
00:14:57She did.
00:15:00I can't be.
00:15:01Ah!
00:15:02Ah!
00:15:03Sorry.
00:15:04Didn't see anything.
00:15:08Sorry.
00:15:09I'll just be a minute.
00:15:11Sure, yeah.
00:15:13This was not how I imagined
00:15:14being my stepsister.
00:15:16I'm Hannah, by the way.
00:15:17Nice to meet you, Hannah.
00:15:21Why did she sound so familiar?
00:15:22familiar. Do your job and keep your head down. No goofing off and no fraternizing with the
00:15:29students. Dean goes here. I wonder if I'll see him today. Break any rules and you're
00:15:34out. Understood. Yes, Captain. I'm Skye. I'm so happy someone my age during the cleaning
00:15:43crew. I can tell we're going to be friends. I know I smell the rotting stench of desperation.
00:15:50I think someone needs a shower. No, I clean the bathrooms with that. I can tell now the smell
00:16:01is unbearable. What the hell? You can't just do that. I'm a third year student and you're just a
00:16:08pathetic janitor. You have no power here. If you want to take an actual shower, you can use the
00:16:14West Wing locker room. They don't mind sharing space with musty peasants.
00:16:20Go ahead and take a shower. I'll cover for you.
00:16:40You don't humiliate me and get away with it, Hannah. That bitch has no idea what's coming.
00:16:46Dean, what are you doing here? I go here, Hannah. What are you doing in the men's locker room?
00:16:57Well, it's my first day at work and I... Wait, did you say men's locker room?
00:17:03I saw that new cleaning girl, Hannah, sneak in here and she was making all these disgusting noises.
00:17:09She's obviously having sex with a student in there.
00:17:11If that's true, she needs to be fired immediately. Go in and see for yourself.
00:17:19I'm telling you, Captain, Hannah came in here. Her first day on the job and she's already hooking up
00:17:24with a student. Elise, she set me up. Oh my God, I can't be in here. What do I do?
00:17:31Don't say a word.
00:17:32Lieutenant DeMont, what's going on in here? I'm about to shower, Captain. What is Lyons doing in here?
00:17:44All women are banned from the men's locker room. I saw a member of the cleaning staff come in.
00:17:49She must be here with you somewhere. Well, it's just me in here, so if you don't mind.
00:17:54Lieutenant, what do you think you're doing?
00:18:06I told you, I'm about to shower. Are you both going to stand there and watch, or...
00:18:11No! Freeze, DeMont. It's against regulations to expose yourself to a captain.
00:18:17He's in trouble now.
00:18:18But it's a worse offense to drag the captain into a men's locker room for no valid reason.
00:18:28What? But, but, Captain, I know Hannah's here. He's obviously just protecting her.
00:18:32Silence!
00:18:33That's 50 demerits and kitchen duty for a week, Lyons.
00:18:38Mess with the cleaning staff or step foot into this room one more time.
00:18:42And you're doing bathroom duties, too. Got it?
00:18:45Yes, Captain.
00:18:48Police is for the disturbance, Lieutenant.
00:19:00Jeez, that was close.
00:19:02It's twice of safety now.
00:19:05You owe me a thank you.
00:19:12Dean, I can't go there with you again.
00:19:15Why not? You know the truth about what happened four years ago. You know I didn't cheat on you.
00:19:21It's not that simple. Four years is a long time. I don't know who you are anymore, and you don't know me.
00:19:27How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to guess?
00:19:32How do I even know you're still the kind of guy I'd want to guess?
00:19:36Don't look at me like that.
00:19:37Like what?
00:19:38I'm like someone who doesn't deserve your trust anymore.
00:19:40Even if it was all just some big misunderstanding, those four years of pain were very real.
00:19:46I'm not going through that again.
00:19:48You want my trust? Earn it back.
00:19:54Fine.
00:19:55I will.
00:20:05I went too easy on you yesterday, Hannah.
00:20:08Oh my god. I can't wait to see Elise work in kitchen duty. I bet she looks so stupid in a hairnet.
00:20:25I know. That should teach her not to mess with cleaning stuff.
00:20:33Get ready for a very uncomfortable day.
00:20:36Everything okay there?
00:20:54Yeah, it's probably just allergies.
00:20:57Look alive, ladies.
00:20:59Today, I want the two of you to work in...
00:21:01Captain! There's a disaster in the kitchen. I need cleaning staff stacked.
00:21:05Kitchen it is.
00:21:06Follow lions and no funny business.
00:21:25Big D, have you decided who you're taking to the junior class dance yet?
00:21:29The ladies are all waiting.
00:21:31Have someone in mind?
00:21:36Who, you're cleaning lady X?
00:21:41Who, you're cleaning lady X?
00:21:44Where the hell are your dates?
00:21:46Oh yeah, non-existent.
00:21:47So why don't you shut the hell up about Hannah?
00:21:51Clean it up.
00:21:52You're not going to treat Skye like crap just because your pathetic little attempt to sabotage me ended in kitchen duty.
00:22:04Oh god.
00:22:05Something wrong, Hannah?
00:22:06It's just so itchy.
00:22:08It's probably this cheap uniform fabric.
00:22:10Oh my god, it's driving me crazy.
00:22:12Oh my god, it's driving me crazy.
00:22:13I have to get this off.
00:22:19You should let your skin breathe, Hannah.
00:22:21Here, let me help you with that.
00:22:22Dude, speak of the devil.
00:22:30The show's about to begin.
00:22:46Now I see why you're still hung up on the janitor, girl.
00:22:50Dean won't help her now.
00:22:51He'd never ruin his reputation like that.
00:22:54No one here wants you, Hannah, so you can stop trying to whore yourself out.
00:22:59Yeah, where are you scratching yourself?
00:23:01Do you have like an STB or something?
00:23:03Yeah, she isn't beating the homework allegations.
00:23:06Is he really just going to sit there?
00:23:09Is he going to let me be humiliated?
00:23:16Everyone shut up!
00:23:24What the hell are you all looking at?
00:23:34If I hear one more word about this,
00:23:36I see one more video.
00:23:39You will never walk these halls again.
00:23:41Shit.
00:23:53I need to dump this so Dean can't prove it was me.
00:23:59Elise, I think you dropped something.
00:24:02Oh, what the hell?
00:24:03It looks like you got whatever disease had it has.
00:24:10No, I don't.
00:24:12That's what happens when you throw yourself at every guy in skin.
00:24:15Watch out, it may be contagious.
00:24:22Stop that.
00:24:23You're going to tear your skin off.
00:24:25Here, anti-assimutes.
00:24:26You're having some kind of allergic reaction.
00:24:28Hannah, oh my God, I am so sorry.
00:24:30It was Elise.
00:24:31She put itching powder in your uniform.
00:24:34Don't worry.
00:24:34I got her back and took videos with your phone
00:24:37and got you a new uniform.
00:24:39I knew it was her.
00:24:41I just wish we had proof.
00:24:42Do me a favor, will you, Skye?
00:24:47Next time you see her doing anything suspicious,
00:24:49breaking any rules,
00:24:51record it.
00:24:52Captain's not going to kick her out until I have proof.
00:24:54Yeah, I'll do my best.
00:24:56Don't worry.
00:24:57I'm going to protect you and Hannah.
00:24:59She can't keep getting away with this shit.
00:25:04You're so kind to her.
00:25:07Okay, on a scale from one to ten,
00:25:09how embarrassing was that?
00:25:11None of the captains saw.
00:25:12And barely a quarter of the school was there.
00:25:15I'm sure everyone will forget about it by tomorrow.
00:25:17Especially now that Elise is walking around
00:25:19looking like a constipated lobster.
00:25:22Now, do I love the fact that a bunch of horny Navy bros
00:25:25saw you half naked?
00:25:27Hell no.
00:25:28Oh, so you were jealous?
00:25:31What if I was?
00:25:33Yes.
00:25:44Honey, I made reservations for you
00:25:46and your stepsister at Anchor Bar tonight
00:25:48so you two can properly meet.
00:25:51I'm sending her number now.
00:25:52Call to confirm, would you?
00:25:54Got it.
00:25:56I have to make a call.
00:26:01I have to make a call.
00:26:02It's okay.
00:26:03I should get back before the captain figures out what happened.
00:26:13Who just called you?
00:26:22I don't recognize the number.
00:26:23It's probably a scam.
00:26:24Right.
00:26:27Well, come find me if you need me, okay?
00:26:29Hello.
00:26:43Hey, Hannah.
00:26:45Dean, is that you?
00:26:46Yeah, it's me.
00:26:47Your stepbrother.
00:26:49Did he just say his name was Dean?
00:26:51He must have misheard me.
00:26:53Look, sorry I never found you at the bar the other day.
00:26:55Want to get drinks tonight to make up for it?
00:26:57Meet me at Anchor Bar in an hour?
00:26:59Sure.
00:26:59Drink's hungry.
00:27:03Hmm.
00:27:04Got a hot date with Dean tonight?
00:27:06I know we're not supposed to fraternize, but y'all look so hot together.
00:27:10God, no.
00:27:11It's my stepbrother.
00:27:12I think he goes here, too.
00:27:14But now my clothes are all dirty.
00:27:17Ooh, I have an idea.
00:27:21There's all kinds of stuff in here.
00:27:22Maybe you'll find something.
00:27:23I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:27:35Is this too much?
00:27:36Mm-mm.
00:27:37I can't believe she found her way back to me.
00:27:45If I can just get her to trust me again.
00:27:49Can I help you?
00:27:50It's reservation only.
00:27:52Oh, I'm meeting someone.
00:27:53Name?
00:27:55Oh, God.
00:27:56What is my stepbrother's name?
00:27:57That's so embarrassing.
00:27:59Why don't you try the Gentleman Club down the street instead?
00:28:02Excuse me?
00:28:04Hannah?
00:28:06Hannah?
00:28:07What the hell is she doing here?
00:28:10Young girl in a tie dress?
00:28:11Doesn't know the name of the guy that she's meeting?
00:28:13I can spot a sugar baby on the prowl from a mile away.
00:28:17Sorry, Han, but we don't allow homewreckers in this bar.
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:22I'm not a sugar baby.
00:28:23She's not a homewrecker either.
00:28:25She's my girlfriend.
00:28:28Lieutenant Dumont, I'm so sorry.
00:28:30She didn't say and...
00:28:31I don't care.
00:28:32No one talks to her that way.
00:28:34You're fired.
00:28:37I'm taking care of you.
00:28:46Damn, she looks good tonight.
00:28:48Wait, Hannah, what the hell are you doing here?
00:28:50Are you on, like, a date or something?
00:28:54Oh, so you are jealous.
00:28:56I never said I wasn't.
00:28:59Um, no, I'm meeting my stepbrother.
00:29:01Whoa, are you serious?
00:29:02I'm supposed to be meeting my stepsister.
00:29:04Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:08Maybe you're my stepbrother.
00:29:13Yeah, right.
00:29:14Could you imagine?
00:29:15I mean, I don't see anyone else here alone.
00:29:17Looks like we both got stood up.
00:29:20Great.
00:29:21I bet my stepbrother is a total D-bag.
00:29:23He seems to be avoiding me at all costs.
00:29:25And he's also an idiot.
00:29:27I bet my stepsister is some stuck-up mean girl.
00:29:30Or a hermit.
00:29:31I can't tell which, really.
00:29:32She also wants nothing to do with me, so...
00:29:34She seems super fun.
00:29:37Hey, maybe it's a good thing they stood us up.
00:29:39If you'd rather not go home,
00:29:41you can stay here and get a drink with me instead.
00:29:43You do kind of own me, after all.
00:29:45Fine.
00:29:48One drink.
00:29:53Your usual, Mr. DeMont.
00:29:55An opinion collado for the lady.
00:29:56He remembered my favorite drink.
00:29:58So, is this what it's like being one of the top-ranking lieutenants at the Naval Academy?
00:30:05Everyone treats you like royalty, and you call the shots everywhere you go?
00:30:09Sometimes.
00:30:10It also helps my mom owns this place, too, so the staff has to do whatever I say.
00:30:15When my mom divorced my scumbag father, she won millions in the settlement.
00:30:19She's invested it well.
00:30:20She sounds like a badass.
00:30:22She is.
00:30:24You two would get along.
00:30:26Cheers to new beginnings.
00:30:36Ooh.
00:30:36Cute, no?
00:30:37Cutie.
00:30:38Wow.
00:30:39Looks better on you.
00:30:44Turn around.
00:30:45No.
00:30:45Ben, look at me lovingly.
00:30:53Nice.
00:30:54That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:30:56Yeah.
00:30:59Okay, I should go.
00:31:01We've been talking for hours, and it's way past last call.
00:31:04I have work, and you have school.
00:31:06Hannah, don't go.
00:31:07My mom owns the bar, remember?
00:31:11We can go whenever we want.
00:31:13Dean, I don't know.
00:31:14Mom, we have four years of catching up, too.
00:31:18Dean, I can't.
00:31:20Do you have any idea what those four years were like for me?
00:31:24They were hell.
00:31:26Heartbreak.
00:31:27I looked at old photos reliving that moment over and over again.
00:31:31You think I didn't go through that, too?
00:31:33You want to know how I became top-ranked lieutenant in the junior class?
00:31:37Because all I did was train and study.
00:31:39I worked myself to the bone, just hoping I could forget you for a second.
00:31:43And how'd that work out for you?
00:31:45It didn't.
00:31:46I never stopped thinking about you.
00:31:54I still love you, Hannah.
00:31:55Dean, I'm on.
00:31:59At least let me drive you home.
00:32:01You've had a lot to drink tonight.
00:32:03I want to say yes, but if I let myself fall this hard again, how do I know I won't get hurt?
00:32:09I'll call a car.
00:32:11To you tomorrow.
00:32:21How was drinks with your stepbrother?
00:32:24He never showed.
00:32:25Honey, did you stand your stepsister up tonight?
00:32:36Is that what she told you?
00:32:37She's the one who stood me up.
00:32:40Sounds like you two need to clear the air.
00:32:42She's up in her room.
00:32:43Why don't you go talk to her?
00:32:44Hello?
00:32:55Oh, my God.
00:32:58God damn it.
00:32:59What the hell did I do to you?
00:33:01I'm so sorry.
00:33:03You scared me.
00:33:04Are you okay?
00:33:06Don't come near me.
00:33:07Just give me some space.
00:33:08Please.
00:33:12I knew my stepbrother hated me.
00:33:14Good morning, Lieutenant.
00:33:22Hangover hitting you hard?
00:33:23No, I don't get hangover.
00:33:27Do you have a tissue?
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:32What happened?
00:33:33There is no way I'm going to tell Hannah I got beat up by my stepsister.
00:33:38Um, I got into a bar fight last night after you left.
00:33:44I should see the other guy.
00:33:55Better?
00:33:58Much.
00:34:03All right, let's get this bandaid off.
00:34:05Come with me.
00:34:08I'm not going to be painted as a loser while those insufferable high school sweethearts
00:34:12rekindle their pathetic little romance.
00:34:15It's time to remind everyone who the real loser is here.
00:34:24All right, let's get this bandaid off.
00:34:26Come with me.
00:34:28I'm sorry about last night, Hannah.
00:34:36I don't want to push you.
00:34:37I'm sorry, too.
00:34:39I was so caught up in my own heartbreak that I didn't even think about yours.
00:34:42You were a victim in all this, too.
00:34:47Hannah, can I ask you something?
00:34:50Depends on the question.
00:34:51Will you be my date to the junior class dance?
00:34:54It's the biggest event of the year and there's this class ring ceremony not to give a whole speech.
00:34:58Dean, I'm cleaning crew.
00:35:00I'm not allowed.
00:35:01Says who?
00:35:02It would mean a lot if you were there with me.
00:35:05I know we're not supposed to live in the past, but we deserve a prom night do-over.
00:35:10Don't you think?
00:35:11Just think about it.
00:35:19Oh my God, the captain.
00:35:20Come quick.
00:35:21It's Elise.
00:35:22She took a video of the whole stripping incident and she's broadcasting it on every screen on campus right now.
00:35:30Oh my God.
00:35:46Well, so much for everyone forgetting about everything.
00:35:49The captain's definitely going to fire me.
00:35:51No, she's not.
00:35:52I'm shutting this down now.
00:35:55I have an idea.
00:35:56Attention-seeking skank match.
00:36:14God, what was Lieutenant Dumont thinking coming to her rescue?
00:36:17He's obviously doing charity work.
00:36:19He doesn't date any of the girls here as if he'd be caught dead with some slutty cleaning girl.
00:36:24Right?
00:36:25Boo-hoo, Hannah.
00:36:27You whored out your body to the entire school and still no one wanted you.
00:36:36Actually, that's not true.
00:36:38You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:36:54You can't fraternize with students, Hannah.
00:36:58Wait until the captain sees this.
00:37:01Bitch.
00:37:01Oh, you broke my phone!
00:37:07Sorry.
00:37:08We need to broadcast a little something of our own today.
00:37:11Hannah?
00:37:12That video of me was nice.
00:37:14But I think the whole school is really going to love this one.
00:37:17Oh, you're going to love this one.
00:37:20Oh, you're going to love this one.
00:37:21Hannah?
00:37:21Oh, stop.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:27Damn.
00:37:28At least Hannah looked hot.
00:37:30At least looks like a rotten tomato.
00:37:33Ew, it's so true.
00:37:35And she doesn't have a Lieutenant Dumont coming to save her either.
00:37:38How sad.
00:37:40You two-faced asshole!
00:37:41I guess you forgot, at least.
00:37:44You're the one who no one wants.
00:37:48Does anyone else have something to say to me or Hannah?
00:37:51Any other threats they want to make?
00:37:55Good.
00:37:56I'm the top-ranked Lieutenant.
00:37:58And next year, I'll be Senior Commander.
00:38:00I can make all of your lives a living hell with the snap of my fingers.
00:38:04So next time you're choosing your loyalties, I suggest you remember that.
00:38:10Anything you want to add, Hannah?
00:38:11Yeah.
00:38:12Just two quick things.
00:38:26That was so badass.
00:38:28We got her so good.
00:38:30I gotta get back to work.
00:38:39Lieutenant Dumont!
00:38:41My office!
00:38:43Now!
00:38:50I saw the video.
00:38:52This is the second time in a week you've been wrapped up in a disruption with Hart.
00:38:57I rely on my student officers to keep their peers in check.
00:39:02Being the center of the drama is not very becoming for a future commander.
00:39:07What are you saying, Captain?
00:39:08Well, for starters, Hart needs to go.
00:39:10No.
00:39:11Lions is the center of all this drama.
00:39:14You saw what she did in the locker room.
00:39:15She's the one who broadcast the video.
00:39:17She set Hart up.
00:39:18Do you have proof of this?
00:39:20Damn.
00:39:21I broke her phone.
00:39:22No, bud.
00:39:23You obviously have strong feelings for Hannah Hart, Lieutenant.
00:39:27It's clouding your judgment.
00:39:29If she stays, I don't think I can trust you to take on the commander ranking next year.
00:39:34Then so be it.
00:39:42Dean, wait.
00:39:44Don't risk your future for me.
00:39:47Ms. Hart, this doesn't concern you.
00:39:51Though I have to say, Lieutenant, she does make a sound point.
00:39:58Dean, think about it.
00:39:59I'll always be just a janitor.
00:40:02But you could be a commander.
00:40:05You're right.
00:40:09But you're not just a janitor, Hannah.
00:40:11And I'm not going to let you take the fall for someone else's mistakes.
00:40:15That's not what a good commander does.
00:40:19I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me, Captain.
00:40:29You didn't let the captain fire me.
00:40:35You stood up for me and put yourself on the line.
00:40:37I know you stopped trusting me a long time ago.
00:40:40I'm trying to earn it back.
00:40:41I'm trying so damn hard.
00:40:42I'm trying so damn hard.
00:40:59God, I've missed this.
00:41:02So have I.
00:41:05Say you'll go to the dance with me.
00:41:07You're already on such thin ice with the captain.
00:41:09If she sees me, they're just going to freak out.
00:41:11There's nothing wrong with us being together.
00:41:13I won't let anyone tell me that there is.
00:41:22Yes.
00:41:24I guess I will go to the dance with you.
00:41:26I saw the results that only modeled what they were.
00:41:33Morning, Dad.
00:41:34Morning.
00:41:35Got to run.
00:41:37You're in a good mood.
00:41:39Were you off to your sweetie?
00:41:40I have to get a dress for the Naval Academy dance.
00:41:42My date, Dean, is a lieutenant, so I'm supposed to wear something fancy.
00:41:46You and Dean are going to the dance together.
00:41:49How exciting.
00:41:50Does Christine know Dean?
00:41:52Maybe he's in the same class as my stepbrother.
00:41:54Do you have any dresses in mind?
00:41:57Well, I really love this one from Peach Boutique, but I'm not sure that I can afford it.
00:42:03Oh, don't worry about that.
00:42:04I'll have them put it on hold for you.
00:42:06If you love it, charge it to my account.
00:42:08Oh, my God.
00:42:09Thank you so much, Christine.
00:42:14I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:17I'm just glad you're going to the dance with your stepbrother.
00:42:28Sorry, what was that?
00:42:29I had music in.
00:42:31Nothing, dear.
00:42:31Oh, honey.
00:42:42Did you pick up your dress uniform for the dance?
00:42:45Not yet.
00:42:45I'm going to go after breakfast.
00:42:51Good.
00:42:51You better.
00:42:53Because I'm so happy to hear that you invited your stepsister as your date.
00:42:58It's great the two of you are getting along.
00:43:00My stepsister, but I invited Hannah Hart.
00:43:06Oops, forgot my bag.
00:43:11Isn't that Dean's axe?
00:43:19Holy shit, dude.
00:43:21That was Hannah.
00:43:22My stepsister?
00:43:24So what?
00:43:26My stepsister?
00:43:27So what?
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30So she is that Hannah.
00:43:32Dude, I told you.
00:43:34She's my stepsister.
00:43:36Hannah.
00:43:37You're so dance, bro.
00:43:39But isn't that, like, weird?
00:43:43We've never met.
00:43:45It's like she doesn't even exist.
00:43:47Huh?
00:43:49Whatever you say.
00:43:50Can I help you?
00:44:03The shop appointment only.
00:44:04Oh, I'm actually picking up.
00:44:07My stepmom, Christine, put a dress on hold for me.
00:44:10I'm sorry.
00:44:12You're too late.
00:44:13Another customer just purchased that dress.
00:44:15Oh, she's actually wearing it right now.
00:44:24I've never looked hotter.
00:44:30I've never looked hotter.
00:44:31Oh, seriously?
00:44:34She never gives up.
00:44:39Oh, my God.
00:44:40What the hell are you doing at a nice place like this?
00:44:43That's my dress you're wearing.
00:44:45Take it off.
00:44:47Please, Hannah.
00:44:48Why would a try-hard, low-class nobody like you
00:44:52ever need a gown like this?
00:44:55Actually, Dean invited me to the junior class dance,
00:44:58so none of your pathetic little stunts work.
00:45:01Shit.
00:45:02All that scheming and the two of them are closer than ever.
00:45:11Is it a problem over here?
00:45:13Yes, this girl is stalking and bullying me incessantly.
00:45:17Just get security to get her out of here.
00:45:19I don't feel safe here.
00:45:23I don't feel safe here.
00:45:25She's lying.
00:45:26She's the bully.
00:45:27She spread this horrible video of me all over school,
00:45:30and now I'm like a social pariah.
00:45:34I just wanted to buy a dress to make myself feel pretty for the dance,
00:45:38but here she is harassing me again.
00:45:41How could you do something so cruel to this young, lovely woman?
00:45:46You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:45:48She did it to me first.
00:45:50That video wouldn't even exist if she hadn't tried to sabotage me first,
00:45:53and now she's trying to do it again by stealing my dress.
00:45:55I've heard enough.
00:45:57I told you you cannot shop here without an appointment,
00:46:00and now you're causing a major disturbance in this door.
00:46:03Security!
00:46:06You can't just take me away.
00:46:07This isn't fair.
00:46:09Please, you're hurting me.
00:46:10What did you do?
00:46:23What did you do?
00:46:25I didn't mean to.
00:46:26I swear, the guard was hurting me,
00:46:27and I was just trying to get away.
00:46:29Yeah, right, you psycho bitch.
00:46:30You did this on purpose.
00:46:31Oh, I'm the psycho bitch?
00:46:32I think you need to take a look in the mirror.
00:46:34It is not enough to kick her out.
00:46:35She needs to be arrested.
00:46:37You can't really enjoy the dance from a jail cell now, can you?
00:46:45Hey, drop her arms now.
00:46:47You're hurting her.
00:46:48What are you doing?
00:46:49Take her away.
00:46:50She ripped my dress.
00:46:52Isn't that like assault?
00:46:54Assault?
00:46:55What that guard just did to Hannah, that's assault.
00:46:59Do all the guards manhandle the customers like this?
00:47:03And why are you letting Elise Lyons into the store?
00:47:07She has some obsession with harassing and stalking this beautiful girl.
00:47:11Obviously, her jealousy has driven her to madness.
00:47:15I think it's time someone punished her for it.
00:47:19I think it's time someone punished her.
00:47:22Escort her out, humanely, and then take off that badge and go home.
00:47:27You're fired.
00:47:28You can't do this.
00:47:29We're not at the academy.
00:47:30You have no power here, Lieutenant.
00:47:32Actually, this is my family's business.
00:47:35My mom owns every store in this complex.
00:47:37I'm so sorry for the confusion, Mr. Dumont.
00:47:54You can pick out any dress at the store at no cost.
00:47:57It will make up for my little engagement.
00:48:03By the way, you can pack your things and go home, too.
00:48:07After you help Miss Hart here find the perfect dress.
00:48:12Of course.
00:48:13That's why I'm here.
00:48:14Hannah's gone too far.
00:48:27I need you to come to the dance with me tonight to get her back.
00:48:31Elise, I told you I'd never help you do something like that again.
00:48:37What are you doing?
00:48:38Let me go!
00:48:38Shut up!
00:48:39Get him inside and hide him in the bathroom.
00:48:42Hurry before that little rat shows up.
00:48:45Do you want me to out you as an accessory to assault?
00:48:48No?
00:48:49Then you better show up tonight.
00:48:52We're gonna finish what we started four years ago.
00:49:02Excuse me, ma'am.
00:49:04Could you help me?
00:49:09The saleswoman is a little busy.
00:49:16Dean, what are you doing?
00:49:22You look so perfect.
00:49:24I wish we weren't in public right now.
00:49:31Dean, are we here?
00:49:33I know, but I want to pick up where we left off four years ago, Hannah.
00:49:40You and me, finally, tonight, after the dance.
00:49:43This feels just like prom.
00:49:44How can I trust that I'm not gonna get hurt again?
00:49:47You can trust that I won't hurt you again, Hannah.
00:49:50I didn't then, and I won't now.
00:49:54Nothing will get in the way this time, I promise.
00:49:56Pick me up at 427 Kings Lane at 6.
00:50:04Don't let me down, Dean.
00:50:17Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:20Wait, why did she just tell me to pick her up at my mom's house?
00:50:32Hannah, wait!
00:50:48What do you think?
00:50:49Oh, honey, you look stunning.
00:50:52You've never looked more beautiful, sweetie.
00:51:00Your stepbrother should be down any second.
00:51:03I guess I finally get to see his face.
00:51:06My date should be here soon, too.
00:51:11There he is.
00:51:15Dad, Christine, this is Dean.
00:51:19We know that, sweetie.
00:51:20Dean is your stepbrother.
00:51:27Stepbrother?
00:51:31Stepbrother?
00:51:33This can't be happening.
00:51:36Hannah, you look like you've seen a ghost.
00:51:38I need some air.
00:51:42I can't stop.
00:51:49Talk to me.
00:51:49I can't believe this whole time we were step-siblings.
00:51:52I mean, we kissed.
00:51:54I know we said we'd pick up where we left off, but how are we supposed to do that now?
00:51:57This doesn't change anything.
00:52:00This doesn't change who we are or how we feel.
00:52:02How can you say that?
00:52:04I can't believe I was stupid enough to let myself think that we could actually be together again.
00:52:08I thought I could just...
00:52:09We will be together.
00:52:21I love you, Hannah.
00:52:22And I'm not letting you go again.
00:52:25So?
00:52:26Even after all these years?
00:52:28I've loved you ever since I met you.
00:52:32I still did, even after you blocked me with no explanation.
00:52:36Maybe it's stupid.
00:52:38But I kept hoping you'd come back one day and tell me you never stopped loving me either.
00:52:42I saw you at the party that night.
00:52:44Thank God.
00:52:45I was so happy.
00:52:47I thought it was finally going to happen.
00:52:50Dean.
00:52:50Ever since I left, I haven't stopped thinking about you.
00:52:55That last year of high school was hell without you.
00:52:58And I thought maybe once I went to college, I could finally forget about you.
00:53:01But no matter how many guys I talked to, none of them could compare to you.
00:53:09Why do you think I never dated any of the girls at the academy?
00:53:15So, what are you saying, Hannah?
00:53:18I'm saying that I love you too, Dean.
00:53:20Oh, God.
00:53:30My dad would freak if he found out.
00:53:32And your mom and...
00:53:34Oh, my God.
00:53:34The captain, Elise?
00:53:36Okay, no one can find out we're step-siblings.
00:53:39What are we going to do?
00:53:41We're going to go to the dance.
00:53:43We're going to have that night we didn't get to have four years ago.
00:53:47We're going to keep this a secret for as long as we can.
00:53:50Okay.
00:53:51Okay.
00:53:51I was supposed to be Dean's date.
00:54:18That janitor girl is so lucky.
00:54:19How can she afford a dress like that?
00:54:22She looks like a movie star.
00:54:26Nothing will ruin this night, okay?
00:54:33Will you stop acting like such a socially awkward freak?
00:54:37I don't want Dean to recognize me.
00:54:39He was unconscious, you moron.
00:54:41Besides, he's not going to try anything anyway.
00:54:43Not that the captains and professors here.
00:54:45So when are we going to knock him out and set him up again?
00:54:47Shut up!
00:54:49Do you want to get caught tonight?
00:54:53I'm going to wait until Hannah's alone.
00:54:56Then we move in for the go.
00:54:57Bye.
00:55:03Bye.
00:55:03Bye.
00:55:06Bye.
00:55:07Bye.
00:55:10Bye.
00:55:11It's not here.
00:55:39It's plenty of ice.
00:55:41Yeah, I don't even know.
00:55:42We gotta do it again.
00:55:43We gotta do it again.
00:55:53Dang it.
00:55:56Are you sure we should be doing this in public?
00:55:58Doesn't it feel wrong?
00:56:00Isn't that why it's so exciting?
00:56:02Don't worry, Hannah.
00:56:04No one's gonna find out you're my stepsister.
00:56:08Step-siblings in love?
00:56:09If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:56:11This night just got way more interesting.
00:56:15I know you're my stepsister.
00:56:16Step-siblings in love?
00:56:18If this got out, it would destroy them both.
00:56:22This night just got way more interesting.
00:56:25I'm gonna hit the bathroom.
00:56:30Don't move, okay?
00:56:32Nice dress, Hannah, but I still think you look better with a mop in your hand.
00:56:47You're words can't hurt me, Elise.
00:56:50I got the dream man, the dream dress, and the dream dance.
00:56:54And you got nothing.
00:56:56Oh, too slow this time.
00:56:59I'm gonna have the best night of my life, and you're not gonna stop me.
00:57:16Watch.
00:57:19Change of plans.
00:57:20Follow my lead.
00:57:21It's time to finally take these fuckers down.
00:57:36Oh, no.
00:57:37Sorry.
00:57:38Sorry?
00:57:39God, you are such a klutz.
00:57:42Looking for your friend Hannah?
00:57:44Or maybe Lieutenant Dumas?
00:57:47Sorry, cleaning girl.
00:57:49But they're not here to save you now.
00:58:00Oh, my God, Scott.
00:58:01I have to help her.
00:58:02I'll be right back.
00:58:06Come on.
00:58:07Let's get you to the bathroom.
00:58:14God, I can't stand her.
00:58:25How am I supposed to put up with a whole other year of her bullshit?
00:58:30If you get fired, or if Dean gets kicked out, she is gonna bully me until I lose my mind.
00:58:36We won't let it get that far.
00:58:38She's not as powerful as she thinks.
00:58:41I don't know, Hannah.
00:58:43She is out to get you.
00:58:45And she won't stop until she does.
00:59:11Give this to that guy over there?
00:59:13Tell him it's from Hannah Hart.
00:59:27A gift from Miss Hannah Hart.
00:59:33Ooh, scandalous note from the X.
00:59:36Meet me upstairs in the room.
00:59:38Kiss, Hannah.
00:59:40Dude, you're gonna miss the ring ceremony.
00:59:43You're our top-ranking lieutenant.
00:59:45If you don't show up to give your speech, the captain's gonna demote you.
00:59:49Don't worry.
00:59:50I'll be back.
00:59:51I can't leave Hannah hanging.
00:59:52I got a glimpse at nine feet now.
01:00:03Oh.
01:00:13Follow him quick.
01:00:19Jake, grab him.
01:00:38Nice to see we haven't lost our touch.
01:00:42Come on, get your ass in here.
01:00:49Oh my god.
01:00:52Looking for Dean?
01:00:54He followed you upstairs to the hotel room.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57The no, the champagne.
01:01:04You guys better hurry up and vote,
01:01:05or the lieutenant's going to miss out on the ring ceremony.
01:01:09What the hell is Elise planning?
01:01:16I'm going to hide in the bathroom and record everything.
01:01:19You stand outside and keep watch.
01:01:32Hey.
01:01:49Dean?
01:01:50Dean, what's wrong?
01:01:55Did you drug me?
01:01:56Of course not.
01:01:58Who gave you that champagne?
01:02:01Oh, jeez, you're burning up.
01:02:03Shh.
01:02:05You'll have to speak.
01:02:07Just be here with me.
01:02:10Dean, you need water or a doctor.
01:02:13You've been drugged.
01:02:14Maybe.
01:02:17God, I don't know what's wrong with me.
01:02:19You know, I don't even care that you're my step-sister.
01:02:22We can tell our parents.
01:02:23We can tell everyone.
01:02:24I can't keep this a secret anymore.
01:02:26I need you.
01:02:27I love you, Hannah.
01:02:29I love you, Hannah.
01:02:37I love you, too.
01:02:39Now let's get you downstairs.
01:02:40I got you now.
01:02:41Wait until the whole dance sees this.
01:02:42We made it just in time.
01:02:43The ceremony's about to start.
01:02:45Did you really wear him out that much?
01:02:47Damn, no wonder he's still into you.
01:02:50I got you now.
01:02:53Wait until the whole dance sees this.
01:03:02We made it just in time.
01:03:04The ceremony's about to start.
01:03:08Did you really wear him out that much?
01:03:11Damn, no wonder he's still into you.
01:03:13are you two for real he was drugged i think did you see who gave him the champagne
01:03:21some server i don't know this has elise lyons written all over it everyone it's time for a
01:03:31ring ceremony he can't go up there he doesn't have a choice
01:03:35congratulations to all of our junior academy students who have worked so hard to get through
01:03:44another challenging year you have shown incredible discipline and you should all be very proud
01:03:51now i present to you your class's top ranking lieutenant dean dumont
01:03:59you are on thin ice lieutenant any funny business and you will not be moving on to a senior year
01:04:10so my fellow juniors who have worked so hard i would like to say that you don't even care
01:04:21that you're my stepsister we could tell our parents we could tell everyone
01:04:25oh my god they're related but not by blood it's kind of hot tbh
01:04:37wait i thought we all knew this already
01:04:41hannah i'm so sorry
01:04:56we are temporarily halting our ring ceremony please continue your celebrations while we work on our
01:05:05technical difficulties come with me now heart you too
01:05:10what were you two thinking heart you broke the number one rule no fraternizing with the students
01:05:26and lieutenant dumont you've got the whole school in chaos because you insist on dating your stepsister
01:05:32have i got all this right it's not how it sounds we didn't know our parents were married
01:05:37is that so and that makes everything so much better captain please it's not dame's fault
01:05:44he was drugged tonight elise lyons is behind all of this you just can't keep my name out of your mouth
01:05:50can you hannah hey give that back check her phone captain it'll tell you all you need to know
01:05:56how exactly did you sneak into a hotel to film this lyons
01:06:05i didn't i don't know how that got there i was framed
01:06:09now i see who's really behind all of this drama
01:06:12elise lyons
01:06:14you're expelled
01:06:16what
01:06:18you're expelled
01:06:20what
01:06:21but they're pathological incestuous liars
01:06:25last time i checked step siblings were not blood relatives
01:06:29you would know that if you got anything higher than a c in any of your classes
01:06:33and liars you say tell me
01:06:35if we were to put a test on lieutenant dumont right now
01:06:39would we find drugs in his system
01:06:42oh you spineless little snitch
01:06:46don't even think about it
01:06:53jake
01:06:57get the car ready
01:06:59now
01:07:00thank you for believing us captain
01:07:02oh i'm not done with you two yet
01:07:05lusty lieutenant gets sexy with stepsister
01:07:12what the hell
01:07:13it's in the tabloids everywhere
01:07:15so much bad press for the academy
01:07:18now dean
01:07:20i technically can't expel you for this
01:07:23but i can assure you
01:07:25you will not be a senior commander
01:07:28and as for you heart
01:07:30you're fired
01:07:31and as for you heart
01:07:34you're fired
01:07:36no
01:07:38please don't fire her
01:07:39isn't there anything i can do
01:07:41go home
01:07:42both of you
01:07:43and determine if this
01:07:46is really worth it
01:07:49what the hell do we do now
01:07:53we have to do something
01:07:57something huge
01:07:59something that will rip dean and hannah
01:08:02into little tiny pieces that they can never put back together again
01:08:05well
01:08:08do you have any ideas
01:08:11of course you don't
01:08:14hey you're the mastermind here
01:08:16you made it your mission to take dean and hannah down
01:08:18it was your idea to assault them last time
01:08:20it was your idea to drug them tonight
01:08:21shut up
01:08:22you idiot
01:08:23i told you
01:08:25you can't go around saying things like that
01:08:27i'm getting out of here
01:08:28i'm changing my name
01:08:28i'm fleeing the country
01:08:29pull yourself together
01:08:31no you didn't want it
01:08:32if you leave me to finish this job alone
01:08:36then i will kill you
01:08:37look over there
01:08:42get in the car
01:08:48we're gonna run them down
01:08:50what?
01:08:51you heard me
01:08:52if we don't do something major
01:08:53then i'm getting locked up
01:08:55now get in the car
01:08:56and drive
01:08:57do i have to do everything myself?
01:09:06i wonder if our parents were the mission
01:09:08i guess that answers that
01:09:18we should get home
01:09:19we have a lot of explainants to
01:09:21you're going down
01:09:25you're going to bits
01:09:26hey look out
01:09:30dean
01:09:39dean
01:09:42dean
01:09:57thank god you're okay
01:09:59oh
01:10:00sorry i don't want to hurt you
01:10:02come here
01:10:04holding you is worth the pain
01:10:05thank you dean
01:10:09you saved my life
01:10:11jumping in front of a car
01:10:14was all i had to do
01:10:15to get a proper thank you
01:10:16out of you
01:10:16did you see who was behind the wheel?
01:10:22what do you think?
01:10:25it was her, him
01:10:26elise
01:10:28i saw her right before she hit me
01:10:31she's really gone off the deep end
01:10:34i'm sorry dean
01:10:37for what?
01:10:38for ever thinking you would sleep with her
01:10:41oh my poor baby
01:10:46i'm so glad you're alright
01:10:48you have some explaining to do
01:10:51we can't explain
01:10:57the photos online were set up
01:10:59but dean and i
01:11:00we're in love
01:11:01we have been since we met in high school
01:11:04we tried not to be
01:11:07we tried to run away and just forget it
01:11:09but
01:11:09the universe brought hannah back to me
01:11:12i couldn't let her slip through my fingers again
01:11:14it's true
01:11:17we had no idea we'd be step-siblings one day
01:11:20i mean
01:11:21i didn't think i'd ever see dean again
01:11:23i never cheated on you hannah
01:11:25but then i bumped into him at the party
01:11:28and then again at the school
01:11:29and
01:11:29all the feelings i'd buried for years
01:11:33came flooding back
01:11:34are you mad?
01:11:40are you kidding me?
01:11:41we're furious
01:11:42are you mad?
01:11:46are you kidding me?
01:11:47we're furious
01:11:48furious you didn't tell us sooner
01:11:53what?
01:11:54what?
01:11:56we
01:11:56have some news of our own
01:11:58christine and i decided to annul our marriage
01:12:03why would you do that?
01:12:05because honey
01:12:06it's time for me to live my truth
01:12:07i'm gay
01:12:09this is my boyfriend armand
01:12:17that's cool mr h
01:12:22but
01:12:22mom
01:12:23are you okay with all this?
01:12:24oh yes
01:12:25i set them up
01:12:26armand is my personal stylist
01:12:29i'm so proud of you dad
01:12:34wait but
01:12:38this means that
01:12:40you're actually not step siblings anymore
01:12:43okay okay you're still our children
01:12:50as for the press
01:12:52my publicist is working on a retraction campaign
01:12:55speaking of my publicist
01:12:57maybe i'll ask him out
01:12:58i've always thought he was hot
01:13:00ooh i like that for you mama
01:13:02now that that's settled
01:13:04what are we gonna do about elise?
01:13:06i know she was driving the car
01:13:08but i don't have any proof that she committed an actual crime
01:13:10i'm coming dean
01:13:22i have your proof
01:13:24i have it
01:13:28i have proof that elise lyons is a certified psycho
01:13:31oh my poor son
01:13:39i can't believe that witch drugged you
01:13:42it's just like what happened four years ago
01:13:44julian let me go
01:13:45son of a bitch
01:13:49now i know for sure
01:13:51jake and elise are the ones who assaulted me
01:13:54thank you
01:13:56now we can finally get that witch behind bars
01:13:59oh my god you're bleeding
01:14:04let's get you a doctor
01:14:06we might have the proof
01:14:10but where the hell is the criminal?
01:14:11i can help with that
01:14:17i can help with that
01:14:23what the hell are you doing here?
01:14:26hey you're the asshole that assaulted dean
01:14:28you stay away from my family
01:14:30oh i'm not here to hurt anyone
01:14:32okay
01:14:32i didn't want to do any of that shit
01:14:34but elise made me
01:14:35okay
01:14:35i was just some stupid teen
01:14:38who had a crush four years ago
01:14:39okay
01:14:39i didn't know she was gonna
01:14:40force me to do all this horrible stuff
01:14:42she said that if i didn't listen
01:14:45she was gonna kill me
01:14:46wah wah wah
01:14:48am i right?
01:14:51the sad boy crap jake
01:14:52and tell us where elise is
01:14:54she's here
01:14:55in the hospital
01:14:56and she's out for blood
01:14:58oh god
01:15:01hannah
01:15:03okay
01:15:10the doctor's gonna be here soon
01:15:12close your eyes and lay back
01:15:13close your eyes and lay back
01:15:21hannah look out
01:15:28that's for messing with scott
01:15:38this is for messing with my boyfriend
01:15:43and that's for messing with me
01:15:49oh you petty little bitch
01:15:56you couldn't let me away in not one time
01:15:59sorry elise
01:16:02psychos finish last
01:16:04hit this one while you're at it
01:16:05no no no
01:16:06guys come on
01:16:06i helped you guys out
01:16:07come on
01:16:08hey
01:16:08no no no no
01:16:09after multiple counts of assault
01:16:11hell no
01:16:12rot in prison
01:16:14asshole
01:16:15oh and one more thing
01:16:17oh my feet
01:16:21i need those who asshole
01:16:24come on
01:16:25that was so badass
01:16:28thanks lieutenant
01:16:30captain
01:16:36what are you doing here
01:16:37captain
01:16:39what are you doing here
01:16:41came to check on my newest commander
01:16:43but it looks like you've recovered nicely
01:16:45and it looks like heart here
01:16:47you've taught her a thing or two about defense
01:16:48she learned that all on her own
01:16:52wait
01:16:54did you say commander
01:16:56i thought you demoted me
01:16:58i did
01:16:59but your mother seemed to clear up all the step sibling debacle
01:17:02and
01:17:02donated two million to the academy
01:17:05i thought i'd reconsider
01:17:09if you're still interested
01:17:10yes
01:17:11yes thank you captain
01:17:12i accept
01:17:13but
01:17:14what about hannah
01:17:16ah
01:17:17i thought you'd ask that question
01:17:20luckily we just had a position to open up in the records office
01:17:23i thought you'd appreciate something a little less
01:17:26hands on
01:17:27thank you captain
01:17:31i'd be honored
01:17:32great
01:17:32i'll see you both on monday
01:17:35now there's only one thing left to do
01:17:44god i've waited for this for so long
01:18:00and finally
01:18:01at least can't ruin it
01:18:03i wonder how she's doing in prison
01:18:05you know
01:18:11you called me something back at the hospital
01:18:14boyfriend
01:18:15was it
01:18:16you noticed that huh
01:18:18did you like it
01:18:20loved it
01:18:21i've been waiting for you to call me that for four years now
01:18:24you know
01:18:33you know
01:18:47God, you're so perfect.
01:18:58I'm never letting you go again.
01:19:01Please don't.
01:19:03I promise.
01:19:17I promise.
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