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00:00You are so good.
00:02You're a good man.
00:07There's the cave in the temple.
00:09Come back!
00:10Go to the shrine.
00:11Here.
00:30Take a look!
00:34Take a look,
00:38dragon!
00:40sunshin?
00:43It's talism!
00:53Ah, this is an old man,
00:56but I don't want to kill him.
01:00You hit me, you hit me!
01:10You hit me!
01:21You hit me!
01:30Shit!
02:00这混元珠被我炼化后,分为灵珠和魔丸,魔丸元神坚不可摧,我失了天节咒,三年后引天雷下凡摧毁魔丸,这期间需小心看管,李静乃天命之人。
02:27灵珠可投胎为他第三个儿子,这任务便交给你吧,我昆仑十二金仙已有十一,若能将灵珠培育成才,最后一个名位就归于你了。
02:52多谢师尊栽培,多谢师尊栽培。
02:54灵珠降生后便叫他哪吒。
03:01灵珠可投攻大战绽培为何?
03:13灵珠 decía suggestion,我会返欣草?
03:18Come on, let me pour two cups.
03:38Don't worry.
03:42Be careful.
03:48夫人 你也来拜拜吧
03:51拜拜都拜了三年了
03:53再生不出来 我咱们就快点
03:55无奈前缘三金光洞太一餐
04:16逗逗
04:17快点
04:18I'll take a look at him.
04:20We'll take a look at him.
04:22I'll take a look at him.
04:28I'll take a look at him.
04:30I'm going to give you a song.
04:32We made a song for the song.
04:34The Prince.
04:38Thank you, father, and love.
04:48It's a big day.
04:50I'm going to get home.
04:52I'm going to cry.
04:58The Prince is coming.
05:00The Prince is coming.
05:02You're giving me a beer.
05:04I'm going to go.
05:06Don't let me go.
05:08Let's go.
05:10Please.
05:12You're not sick.
05:14救命一小口!
05:19改后还小忽悠!
05:23八四, 剩点八底底的也没意思啊!
05:29鸡胸!
05:35这要量, 雇你睡三天了!
05:40天尊施法 只有太义哪 拿得动
05:52李大人 仙长还不施法吗
06:04仙长 时辰到了吗
06:05怎么了
06:07仙长醉了 我想把他弄醒
06:09醉了 把酒打出来就好了
06:12这如何使得太师礼仪有损斯文成何体统啊
06:17大人 夫人挺不住了
06:20让我来
06:20我打
06:21我打
06:26我刚才好像做了个噩梦
06:34仙长 快开宝莲吧
06:36对 对 对 这就开 这就开
06:38您在 等什么呀
06:50我想不清别骂了
06:53哎呀
06:53哎呀 酒精太凶 老口疯 我记得好像死
06:59不要紧 不要紧 不要紧 还有四只几倍
07:05没道理啊 那五字都错会怎么样
07:13宝莲自动锁定 十年后才能再射
07:16大人
07:17大人
07:19大人
07:21大人 夫人晕过去啦
07:23我的信号
07:24行长 住小屎庞子
07:25我想起来了 忘记密码还可以用指纹认证杀
07:30就过开宝莲全场五折
07:40刚才就觉得你不对劲了
07:42Hah 葵畏虑
07:47葵畏虑
07:48哈嗠 卡也中了葵畏虑
08:02Then I'll give you a chance to give them a chance.
08:06Hold on!
08:14What happened?
08:32Oh
08:49Oh
09:02I don't know.
09:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:32Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:04Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:06Oh, oh, oh.
11:08Oh, oh, oh.
11:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:14Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:22Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:24Oh, oh, oh.
11:26别伤害我的孩子
11:28别伤害我的孩子
11:29臣
11:30李大人
11:32臣堂官世代抵御妖族
11:36官内百姓和妖魔不共戴天
11:40事已至此
11:41还望李大人以大举为重
11:45做君明之表帅
11:47方向错了
11:50你看 你看
11:56别怕了
11:58娘在这儿
12:01仙长 各位
12:15李某人家门不幸
12:18得子如此
12:19但孩子无辜
12:20她也是受害者
12:22李某人实难就此痛下杀手
12:25彼人今后定将哪吒好好管教
12:28不让他出家门半步
12:30如若他闯出祸事
12:32我李某人就是豁出性命
12:34也会还大家公道
12:36唉
12:38就算留他一命
12:39他也活不过三年
12:41四尊已在魔丸上下了天节奏
12:43三年后的今天
12:44天雷还是会降临
12:46取他性命
12:48戒咒我可不会丁
12:51让我去求天尊戒咒
12:54你放心
12:55有我在
12:56孩儿不会有事
12:5751 omet惎将员
13:02日本人家闭了
13:03山 capitalism
13:04我把脸花加
13:06是人一样
13:07我要都óc
13:07离开
13:08我要是
13:08紫团
13:08童致
13:09我aters
13:10No, no, no!
13:40来了
13:53这就是灵珠
13:58是否逐入冷淡
14:01偶尔就可获得无边神通
14:06将来还有机会封身登天
14:11不 不
14:13不行
14:14不错
14:15那就好
14:36这是我而熬柄
14:41按照约定
14:43我就让他拜以为师
14:46但你务必助他脱离这海底炼狱
14:51寄身天剑
14:54不成
14:55不成
14:56成功
14:57变成人
14:58我要证明我才是十二金仙的罪
15:02佳人数
15:05下次
15:07你点个头就行了
15:09这就是虚空之门
15:19师尊早已跳出山界外
15:22通过此门才能找到他
15:25师尊在上
15:28弟子太义求见
15:30好个太义
15:32你可知罪
15:34师尊
15:35师尊
15:36弟子求是用罪
15:37他又不是妖协半路抢动
15:38呸
15:39你不要找借口
15:41你算是你
15:42短年没来过了
15:43老师要无聊死
15:45救命
15:46救命
15:47这也是负贼拖在虚空之门的长生云
15:49救命
15:50救命
15:51救命
15:52救命
15:53救命
15:54救命
15:55救命
15:56阿姨真真
15:57这位是陈汤官李静李总理
15:59喜欢
16:00喜欢
16:01有你们陪
16:02哥就不寂寞了
16:03来
16:04来
16:05来
16:06喝茶
16:07喝茶
16:08天天堂这头门我容易
16:09七年门跟人聊过天
16:11他都憋出病了
16:13我们又急事求见天尊
16:14还请前辈通报一声
16:16那可不晓了
16:17师父和灵宝天尊
16:19道德天尊两位师父
16:20一起登入虚空之门
16:21说是闭关辩篆封神堡什么的
16:23你们找天尊啥事啊
16:25说说说
16:26有人被下了天结咒
16:27我想求天尊解救
16:29天结咒
16:31那找天尊也没用啊
16:32这个咒是无解的
16:34啊
16:40天上一天地上一年
16:44我们在这耽搁这些时间
16:46陈汤官已经过了许久
16:49我们还是早点回去
16:51看能不能再为孩子
16:53助点啥子吧
16:58关在府里无事干
17:02翻墙倒网衰平管
17:06来来回回千百年
17:10小爷也是很疲倦
17:15这儿
17:17你坐墙头干什么
17:19又不能出门
17:20又没人陪我玩
17:22除了看风景
17:23我还能干啥
17:26那跟娘说说
17:27你都看那些什么风景啊
17:29谁要说花草
17:31难不是看人裸奔啊
17:33哎呀
17:34就会说笑
17:35来
17:36娘陪你玩如何
17:37得了吧
17:38您天天不是忙着斩药就是除魔
17:41今儿能见着您都是三生有幸
17:44哪有空虎小孩啊
17:46是
17:47是娘的错
17:49其实娘也想多陪陪你啊
17:51只是肩负首位要塞之责
17:53娘也是分身乏术
17:55难得今天太平无事
17:58我们来踢箭子如何
18:00哎
18:02既然你那么无聊
18:04那我就陪你玩吧
18:06哎
18:07哎
18:08哎
18:09哎
18:10哎
18:11哎
18:12来咯
18:13哎
18:14哎
18:15哎
18:16哎
18:17哎
18:18哎
18:19哎
18:20哎
18:21哎
18:22哎
18:23哎
18:24夫人
18:25要不还是把铠甲穿上吧
18:26开什么玩笑
18:27陪儿子玩上穿铠铠甲
18:29踢个箭子会死人呐
18:30娘
18:31劲人
18:32好嘞
18:34娘
18:35你没事吧
18:36没事没事
18:37Don't let me go!
18:39What are you doing?
18:40I'm going to be quiet.
18:42No!
18:43Let's go!
18:44Let's go!
18:45Let's go!
18:46Let's go!
18:59Let's go!
19:01No!
19:02I can't!
19:03You can't see me playing the game.
19:07I'm so happy!
19:09I've been so happy!
19:11I'm so happy!
19:12I'm so happy!
19:14I'm so happy!
19:15No!
19:16The village of the village has been killed!
19:18It's been killed by a few people!
19:19I'll do it!
19:20Let's go!
19:21Let's go!
19:22In the cow!
19:24I'm so happy!
19:31Through the Awwigh!
19:34You better be here!
19:36My sister makes me channel
19:44It's not well.
19:46I'm familiarchy!
19:47I'm going to make you a good meal.
20:17I said, two of you,
20:27the太乙先长
20:28让你们在这里
20:29把守结界
20:29不是让你们
20:30在这里
20:30当吉祥物的
20:32别再放这儿
20:33出去闯祸了,
20:33行不?
20:34非放心,
20:35我管那是南面的结界
20:37上次能长
20:37肯定是从北面
20:38逃出去的
20:39放屁
20:40北面我守得死死的
20:42他要出去
20:43只能守从南面
20:43出去的
20:44那您是在怀疑我了
20:46等这人回来
20:47我一定要跟你
20:48堵直加无限
20:49除了个人嫌
20:50好,这就还会死了
20:52扫开你不顺眼了
20:53要走单挑
20:54雷是雷
20:55谁怕谁
20:56来啊
20:56来啊
20:57老伯
20:57老伯
20:58老伯
20:58老伯
20:59老伯
20:59老伯
21:00老伯
21:01老伯
21:01老伯
21:01老伯
21:01老伯
21:02老伯
21:03老伯
21:03老伯
21:04老伯
21:05老伯
21:05老伯
21:05老伯
21:06老伯
21:07老伯
21:07老伯
21:08老伯
21:08老伯
21:09老伯
21:09老伯
21:09老伯
21:10老伯
21:11老伯
21:11老伯
21:11Look!
21:12Look!
21:13Look!
21:14Look!
21:15Look!
21:16You can't look.
21:18Look!
21:19Look!
21:20Look!
21:21Look!
21:22Look!
21:23Look!
21:24Look!
21:26Look!
21:28Look!
21:29Look!
21:30Look!
21:31Look!
21:32Look!
21:34Your sped is hard to get in here!
21:37Look!
21:38Look!
21:39What's going on?
21:40Oh
22:104
22:135
22:166
22:197
22:218
22:249
22:2810
22:30Is it good?
22:40Here's a friend.
22:42Let's go.
22:43No!
22:44No!
22:46No!
22:47No!
22:50Aaaaaahh!
22:52No!
22:53No!
22:54Yes!
22:56Yes!
23:01Ah.
23:03Look?
23:04Ah!
23:05Ah!
23:06Ah!
23:07Uh!
23:08啊
23:10啊
23:14啊
23:18啊
23:20啊
23:22啊
23:26啊
23:32啊
23:36老大 我有办法了
23:41诶 叫你在外面放手 进来干嘛
23:43我们可以用陷阱
23:46陷阱
23:48你们看
23:49要加上的木把被我切胳膊
23:53流沙走路上面就会掉下去
23:55掉下去后就会触发第二种机关
23:59手指向他口会打翻
24:01他只有进行机上的工顶头上
24:04等他万万想不到
24:07我也是机关
24:08他拼命跑呀跑呀跑
24:11看到旁边有个缺口
24:13就会欺负自己躲进去
24:15这就是
24:15砰
24:18我早在树上放了条毒蛇
24:21他定量不去跑旁边的神机
24:24但他不知道神机就还穿着个马蜂窝
24:27如果他不喜欢被救成书跑
24:33只有车一只格拉尼坑
24:35等他爬出来时
24:37一定被吓到我不负体
24:39吸得七脚生烟
24:41以前怎么没有发现
24:43你这么聪明
24:44小弟不聪明
24:45怎么会得像你那么睡的老大呢
24:47呵呵呵
24:48我就爱听实话
24:50不过这样未免他便宜的在这
24:51我们再在尼坑里加点料
24:54丢些海胆进去
24:55炸死他
24:55再用童子尿给他哺哺身体
24:57这会不会太惨了去呢
25:02惨
25:03老被打枕
25:04有机会整他当然是越惨越好
25:06对 对
25:07装死他
25:07装死他
25:08好吧
25:09谢谢你们那么坚持
25:11我也没意见呢
25:12等等
25:13计划里有个漏洞
25:15什么漏洞
25:16我们怎样才能让流渣走到掉桥上面去呢
25:20简单啊
25:21比如把它下到桥上去咯
25:23怎么下
25:24简单啊
25:54童子尿是不是很补啊
25:56有没有感觉是这些耍
25:58老大
25:59老大
26:00他打赢了我
26:02还搬了我衣服
26:03今天很过瘾
26:06下次再找你们问
26:07你 你这个妖怪
26:09去死吧
26:10你刚才叫我什么
26:16你是个妖怪
26:20得阶
26:36得阵
26:40Oh
26:44Oh
26:46Don't let me
26:47Take him
26:49He's got him
26:50He's got him
26:51He's got him
26:52I'll let him go
26:53Oh
26:54Oh
26:55Oh
27:07Oh
27:08这种结果当初也不是没想过
27:15都经历了
27:18可能这就是渣儿的命吧
27:21虽然我严令在陈堂关不得提魔王二字
27:26但百姓对渣儿始终相当抵触
27:29一年来我天天忙着除妖抚名希望替渣儿积德
27:33却少了时间陪伴
27:36现在渣儿只剩两年
27:39我们干脆辞掉关职离开这里
27:44带他游圣冷水天天陪伴呢
27:46直到最后
27:48哪吒这事
27:56我已决定收他为徒
27:59带他修身养性改掉魔王恶习
28:01成为一个斩妖充魔的正义之事
28:04这有必要吗
28:07那么折腾
28:08最后的时光让他开开心心不是更好
28:11我不想他这么浑浑噩噩过一生
28:15你也不想渣儿死了都被人当妖怪吧
28:20行当妖怪
28:22。
28:23少爷吃早饭啦
28:23。
28:24。
28:25少爷吃早饭啦
28:50Oh!
28:51You're going to kill my brother!
28:53Oh!
28:58You're not going to die!
29:02He didn't even run out of his life!
29:20啊!
29:21啊!
29:23啊!
29:24啊!
29:29啊!
29:31啊!
29:32啊!
29:37啊!
29:42啊!
29:43啊!
29:48胖子,是你...
29:49住口!
29:50I'll show you a good thing.
29:53I'll show you a good thing.
29:55In the land, you can't change how to do it.
30:00What are you doing?
30:03I'll show you a good thing.
30:07I'll show you a good thing.
30:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
30:50I don't know what to do.
31:20Oh, my God.
31:50先速吧?
31:51還不快快K頭拜師?
31:54拜師?
31:56你會個啥?
32:00好, 先給你個下馬威
32:03聽你不及乾坤技法機器如綠令便!
32:11便!
32:14便!
32:18這仙獸叫障眼法?
32:19像说不?
32:20不赖吧
32:29能把我的样子变得微某些吗?
32:31被挖活物的障眼法那都是高级的变身术
32:34过度还不会
32:35你说回基础的再说
32:37来来来 为师传你功法
32:43简单 再教点别的呗
32:46障眼法是基础中的基础
32:48障眼法都说不会
32:49其他的你就不要熟了
32:51哈?
32:52我分分钟学会
32:54鸡鸡如铃铃
32:56别
32:58别
32:59别
33:00哼
33:01障眼法才不是基础
33:04我都熟了半年才小子
33:06这儿半年才高了
33:07你就慢慢练去吧
33:11啊
33:13啊
33:15啊
33:24清长
33:29汹部长
33:30汹部长
33:33汹部长
33:35汹部长
33:36汹部长
33:37哎 in there
33:40哎 in there
33:41新长
33:42那是什么
33:43哎
33:46哎 火儿
33:47你抓紫楼
33:49哎呀
33:52哎
33:55哎
33:55哎
33:56哎
33:57哎
33:59哎
33:59哎
34:00哎
34:00哎
34:05哎
34:06哎
34:06哎
34:07It's not what I'm doing, it's not what I'm doing
34:09What's wrong?
34:10There's a lot of money
34:28There's a lot of money
34:30There's a lot of money
34:37What, what, what?
34:44You're not in a way
34:46You're in a way
34:48Why don't you even push me?
34:49You're in a way
34:50Look at that
34:53I am a law
34:55You're in a way
34:56Which means
34:57You're not lying
34:59You don't want me to tell my mind
35:01Ok
35:02Some fuck
35:03If you're on a way
35:05I'll show you the rest of your life!
35:07Please, please, please, please!
35:09Please, please, please!
35:17You're doing this, or you're doing this?
35:19I'm not a kid, but I'm not a kid.
35:21I'm not a kid.
35:22I'm not a kid.
35:24I'm a kid.
35:29I don't care.
35:30You can help me.
35:31I don't care.
35:32No problem.
35:35You're so cute.
35:39This is a kid.
35:41That's my kid.
35:44That's a kid.
35:46That's a kid.
35:47That's a kid.
35:48A kid.
35:49Don't worry about this kid.
35:52This kid?
35:53No.
35:59Oh!
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36:33Oh! Oh!
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