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Here is a match between Eugene and Eric Bischoff at Taboo Tuesday back in 2004.
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00:00It's time for the match I've personally been looking forward to, as my boss, Eric Bischoff, is all set to valiantly take on his nephew, Eugene.
00:11But here are the stipulations for this match. There are three to choose from.
00:16The loser must do one of three things. The first, the loser must be the servant to the winner.
00:22The second, the loser must wear a dress for the duration of a month.
00:27And the third, the loser must have his head shaved bald.
00:34But we're going to change things up a little bit and get this match started right now.
00:41I'm back!
00:43It's the coach clapping for Eric Bischoff.
00:50You the man, baby!
00:57The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
01:01Introducing first, Raw's general manager, Eric Bischoff.
01:10Well, he's ready to compete. He's got the full martial arts uniform on.
01:18Eugene better look out.
01:20What a stipulation for this match.
01:22I guess now we're going to find out right after the match.
01:25And from Louisville, Kentucky, weighing in at 242 pounds, Eugene.
01:32Fans are still voting all over the world as we speak.
01:36And there you see Eugene, who, much like that, well,
01:40he got a, right of course, a Snitsky last night on Raw,
01:44thanks to Uncle Eric Bischoff, Eugene's uncle.
01:47You know, Bischoff's sister is Eugene's mother,
01:52so it's hard to believe Bischoff would treat the family the way he treats Eugene.
01:56Well, it's all about Eric.
02:00Look at this.
02:02If a loser in this match will either become the winner's servant,
02:09wear a dress for a month,
02:11or get his head shaved bald.
02:14Talking about Eric's sister being Eugene's mother.
02:16But I understand that Eugene wants threatened to run away from home.
02:19Oh, I didn't hear that.
02:20Yeah, she made it, mother made it put in her right hand.
02:22Oh, look at this!
02:23And Bischoff, kind of, this one may not take as long as you would think.
02:27Bischoff, a martial arts expert who's done some professional kickboxing in his life.
02:33You know, Eugene, he's what we call a wrestling savant.
02:37He knows how to imitate wrestlers.
02:40I think he remembers every move from every wrestler he's ever seen in his life.
02:43But he don't know jack about martial arts.
02:46I'm not done with you!
02:47No!
02:48How is this?
02:50Bischoff hammering Eugene with those kicks to the ribs.
02:53Eugene hasn't got his ring jacket off yet.
02:55Bischoff assaulting his nephew early and often.
02:59But so far, Eugene are just feeling the front of those feet of Eric Bischoff.
03:03Where do you see those punches in the top that he can throw?
03:06Oh, Eugene.
03:08Oh, no.
03:09Eugene goes to another place.
03:12Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:13Oh, Eric's hurt.
03:14Bischoff may have hurt his leg there.
03:17Look at all those kicks.
03:18His knee went out, he said.
03:20You know what I can't!
03:22What are the reason?
03:23I mean, he's coming to Bischoff hurting something by kicking his leg.
03:26He said his knee went out.
03:27He's hurt.
03:28He's hurt.
03:28He's hurt.
03:29Oh, ho, ho, ho.
03:31Oh, a cheap shot and.
03:33Well, that was his good knee.
03:35Bischoff trying to lure Eugene in and Eugene now.
03:39Look at that shot!
03:40Eugene hammering his uncle Eric.
03:42That's your uncle, Eugene.
03:43What are you doing?
03:45His blood.
03:46Oh!
03:47Right hand and down goes Bischoff.
03:50And Eugene coming out of that ring jacket.
03:53Eugene's got uncanny strength.
03:55He gets to a certain level and that, no, there's that strength you're talking about.
03:59There's an airplane spin.
04:01And this Eugene, he just doesn't know when to stop.
04:04That's enough.
04:05Eugene, when the airplane spins.
04:06He gets going and he can't quit.
04:09Stop!
04:10That's enough!
04:10I'm dizzy, he's, look at Eric.
04:15That's enough!
04:17Oh!
04:17Eugene that straight kick, right to the chest of Eric Bischoff, the wrong general manager.
04:23Look at this.
04:23What have you seen this before?
04:26Well, Eugene's a Hogan fan.
04:29Yeah!
04:31The leg drop, Eugene dropping the leg, and it's Eugene beats Eric Bischoff.
04:38The winner, Eugene.
04:42People are voting all over the world right now.
04:44They're still on WWE.com and they're, they're taking those votes in.
04:49Well, what will the tabulations tell us?
04:53Oh no, look at it, it's a black belt, not a headband.
05:00Eugene has defeated his uncle Eric and what awaits the fate of Eric Bischoff?
05:06Well, Eugene victorious.
05:09That, now it's fine, time to find out what, what happens to the loser this match.
05:14Let's, let's first go to the worldwide internet vote here tonight to see what they voted on,
05:20what stipulation that they wanted.
05:23You remember the three stipulations, either wear a dress, be a winner's servant,
05:27or shave the head bald, and there's your results, right?
05:33Oh no!
05:35Oh no!
05:36Oh no!
05:37Oh man!
05:38Fifty-nine percent decided they want to see the head saved bald.
05:43It's a landslide!
05:44If you guys don't mind for a second, I...
05:48You guys just give me a quick second if you would please.
05:54Alright.
05:55We're gonna get to the live audience in a second.
05:58Eugene, don't, don't worry.
06:00Coach has left control center and come to the ring.
06:03Earl, I just want to make sure I can hear the audience correctly here.
06:07We saw the internet audience.
06:09Alright, you people here in Milwaukee.
06:14Would you like to see Eric Bischoff be Eugene's servant?
06:19Would you like to see Eric Bischoff wear a dress for a month?
06:27Would you like to see Eric Bischoff's head shaved bald?
06:35Oh my God!
06:40Well, I...
06:42I...
06:43I think it's fairly obvious that Eric...
06:46They all want to see you wear a dress for a month.
06:49What?
06:52I...
06:53What?
06:54I'm sorry.
06:55I...
06:56I misheard them.
06:57They want you to be Eugene's servant.
06:58I don't know, man.
06:59Say it close to me.
07:00Alright.
07:01How about...
07:02Serving for five...
07:03Well, you see...
07:04You see...
07:05Now, people, you gotta understand...
07:06You...
07:07You...
07:08You gotta understand that I've been given the authority that the internet audience wanted one thing.
07:14You wanted something completely different.
07:17So...
07:18So fair is fair.
07:19I'm gonna call it life.
07:20I don't know, man.
07:21I don't know, man.
07:22Say it close to me.
07:23I don't know, man.
07:24Say it close to me.
07:25Alright.
07:26How about...
07:27Serving for five...
07:28So...
07:29So fair is fair.
07:30I'm gonna call it like I see it.
07:31I'm gonna make the decision.
07:32Eric, you have to be Eugene's servant.
07:35For five minutes.
07:36For five minutes.
07:37Five minutes.
07:38Maybe you can get him a soda.
07:39Take his bags to the car.
07:40Eugene, heck of a victory.
07:41I gotta call it right down the...
07:43Oh no!
07:44I think道 is just pipped up!
07:45Oh boy.
07:46Look at that, boy.
07:47They are no power walkers.
07:48Not good for them.
07:49They are no power walkers.
07:50It's not good for you.
07:51They are not good for you.
07:52Right here.
07:53They are no power walkers.
07:54They are no power walkers.
07:56They are dying for you.
07:57Not good for me.
07:58I'm gonna do it.
08:00I'm gonna say it.
08:01And you know what?
08:03You mean, you're making them down the drain.
08:04They're not going like...
08:05You beat them up.
08:06And you're letting them know it.
08:07And you're letting them know it.
08:08You're not going.
08:09You're not going to do it.
08:10You're not going to be good for you.
08:11They are the power walk is not good for somebody.
08:14I'm not drunk.
08:18The chairman of the WWE, Mr. McMahon, whose concept was this event Taboo Tuesday.
08:28That's right, this whole thing was his idea.
08:33I know for a fact that Mr. McMahon doesn't like Eric Bischoff.
08:39Personally.
08:41I didn't find a coach either.
08:43Let me get this straight.
08:47See, I come out here with this concept I said last night.
08:50In which I have no authority.
08:54In which all of the authority for Taboo Tuesday is in their hands.
09:00But I was told.
09:02You know, maybe you didn't listen to them, coach.
09:05Like I did.
09:06Maybe you didn't hear what they heard.
09:08I heard distinctly this audience agree with the internet audience.
09:13Therefore, right here.
09:22Listen to this man.
09:24Shave his head.
09:26Shave his head.
09:27Right here.
09:29Live in Milwaukee.
09:30On Taboo Tuesday.
09:32You're going to have your head shaved bald.
09:35Oh, no.
09:42You're not going to do it.
09:43You're not going to do it.
09:44I am not doing it.
09:46No way.
09:47You're not doing it.
09:48You heard me right.
09:50Congratulations.
09:51Go ahead.
09:51If you're not doing it, go ahead, Eric.
09:55Take a walk.
09:57Because you keep walking, you son of a bitch, you're fired.
10:01What?
10:02Uh-oh.
10:03And that wasn't Donald Trump saying it.
10:05That was Mr. McMahon.
10:07I'll replace you like that.
10:10You want to be general manager of Raw?
10:13Get your ass back in here and get in that barber's chair.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:21Don't sugarcoat it, Mr. McMahon.
10:23Say what you really mean.
10:25Bischoff's hair.
10:27Fair is fair, Eric.
10:28You're the general manager.
10:29Get over here.
10:30Get in this barber's chair now.
10:32Come on.
10:34Let's go.
10:37Oh, Bischoff takes such pride in his appearance.
10:39I've never seen a more vain man in my entire life.
10:43It's going to kill him if he has to get his head shaved.
10:46Eugene is going to be the barber.
10:49Have a seat.
10:50Oh, no.
10:51Eugene is going to be the barber.
10:52He'll cut his ears off as well.
10:54You lost the match fair and square.
10:56Say out.
10:58You don't touch my head.
10:59You don't touch my head.
11:02Oh, JR.
11:03Eugene, I'm telling you, don't do it.
11:05Don't do it.
11:06Have you got a VCR running?
11:07You've got a choice.
11:08You can still walk.
11:09Go ahead, Eric.
11:11You want to walk out?
11:12Go ahead, walk out.
11:13How far are you?
11:14Get your ass out of here.
11:16Get your ass out of here.
11:17Get your ass out of here.
11:19Get your ass out of here.
11:20That's fine with me.
11:21Think about it.
11:22What?
11:23Think about it.
11:24What?
11:25You can't even do that.
11:26Coach, come on.
11:28Get a good one.
11:29Are you sure?
11:31Yes.
11:32Coach.
11:33You're good.
11:34Coach don't think it so bad.
11:35He's already balled.
11:36Make up your mind.
11:38I think a lot of these fans would like to see Bischoff keep walking.
11:46Your decision.
11:48Take it like a man.
11:50Go ahead, Eugene.
11:52Watch out.
11:53Eugene.
11:54I will never forgive.
11:55Eugene, be careful.
11:56Be careful with that hair.
11:57Damn it, the hell, Eugene.
11:58Be careful.
11:59Damn it, Eugene.
12:00Wait a minute.
12:01Look at that.
12:02I'd be still if I were you.
12:03I'd be still.
12:04You're gonna kill me, McMahon.
12:05I'd be still if I were you.
12:20He can't handle it.
12:22Watch his ears.
12:26God, no!
12:28No, this is my hair.
12:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
12:33Coach, where are you going?
12:35Hey, Coach.
12:37Where are you going, baby?
12:39You ain't going nowhere.
12:39Back here, Coach.
12:41I gotta go back.
12:41No, no, we'll go get there.
12:43You're back over here.
12:44Coach trying to go back to Control Center.
12:46I've heard a little bit off the top.
12:48No, no, no, look at this.
12:51Coach, take a little stroll with me over here,
12:53if you don't mind, while we're witnessing this.
12:54Coach.
12:56Coach.
12:57Keep it up, Coach.
12:58Keep it up, Coach.
12:59Keep it up.
13:01That's a nice dress.
13:04Oh, no.
13:05Damn it, you see.
13:07Oh, no.
13:10I'm not a bad girl.
13:11Hey, you know what?
13:13I don't know how this is, but it's your size.
13:18Oh, no.
13:22So since you tried to pull the wool over everybody's eyes
13:26here in Milwaukee and all over the world,
13:28take your shirt off.
13:31Oh, wait a minute.
13:32Taylor, do you know what's happening?
13:34Take your shirt off.
13:34I'm going to take it off for you.
13:39Now take your pants off.
13:42What?
13:44I just hope you're wearing underwear.
13:48Take off your pants.
13:50Is he wearing underwear?
13:50Look, look, look, look.
13:51Look at that.
13:52Look, look, look.
13:53Look at that.
13:54Look at that.
13:55Oh, boxes.
13:56Eugene, for God's sake.
13:58Enough.
13:59Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
14:02Look at Eugene.
14:02Ow.
14:03Ow, ow.
14:04Now put on the dress.
14:06Eugene, this is not.
14:07Put on the dress, now.
14:08That's the ugliest dress I've ever seen.
14:18Shut up and sit down.
14:23I'll knock you out.
14:26Now button it up, don't be a slut, button it up.
14:34Got your business all hanging out, button that damn thing up.
14:42Coach is a himbo.
14:44Look at his breast.
14:47He's got bigger lumps in my oatmeal.
14:50You took me into this.
14:52You look damn good in a dress.
14:54What do you think of me?
14:56What do you think of me?
14:58I'm one of the threats.
15:02Sit back down there and finish the job.
15:05That's the worst looking haircut I've ever seen in my life.
15:08Go ahead Eugene.
15:09They ought to leave it like that.
15:10It looks horrible.
15:11Wait a minute.
15:12What is this?
15:13His hair is turning white.
15:14What do we have underneath all of this?
15:17My God, you know what?
15:19You're as gray as a ghost.
15:21Look at all of that.
15:22You dye your hair, don't you?
15:24You dye your hair, don't you?
15:26So what?
15:28What a phony son of a bitch.
15:33Get your ass back up there where you blow.
15:35Dick, dick, dick.
15:37With your trust.
15:38We can do commercials just for men.
15:40Look at Coach.
15:41Look at Coach.
15:45Look at Coach.
15:47All right Eugene, take him back there and finish the job.
15:52Let's hear it for you, Jay.
15:53Oh my goodness, JR.
15:55Man, Bischoff and the coaches plan has backfired.
15:59Coach and address Bischoff will finish getting his head shaved here tonight.
16:04This has got to be, I think Bischoff, I don't really think he was ever looking forward to Taboo Tuesday, but this has turned out probably to be the worst night of Bischoff's life.
16:17Well it wasn't Bischoff's idea.
16:20It was Mitch McMahon's idea.
16:22The fans spoke.
16:24We listened.
16:26And Bischoff, before the night's over, will be balled.
16:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:32Look at that.
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