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How To Tame A Silver Fox
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Dad sent his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I've ever met.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Um, your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:22Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:39Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:48I don't think I've seen my dad in months, and I...
00:03:50I don't do small-talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:22And neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This sick fuck.
00:07:31You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:56Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17I don't need you acting like a baby.
00:08:20I don't need you.
00:08:26Whoa.
00:08:28Who's this?
00:08:29Love Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:34Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's House when I run Greek life?
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:28I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:33Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:50I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold!
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:01Okay.
00:12:11What the hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:32A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:40Dear diary.
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:12:59Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Kerper, that is so nasty!
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true!
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:32Let's fuck it down.
00:13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:48Fuck this.
00:13:59Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:35Ah!
00:14:37Come to her party.
00:14:39You take advantage of her kindness.
00:14:41And you make fun of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke!
00:14:44It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:55Let her go.
00:15:00One last thing.
00:15:03Ah!
00:15:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:17Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends.
00:16:23But that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me.
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our...
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business, does...
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you...
00:16:52to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:01Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid...
00:17:06What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:25You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:49Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:11What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16No.
00:18:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:21It's gonna be happening.
00:18:22He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:33You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't wanna...
00:18:39I don't wanna play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:43You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:49I was doing you a favor and helping you move out, because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:01I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:12Give me the key.
00:19:19What the...
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:32Rule number one.
00:19:35There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy you wanna piss off.
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:04Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:26So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:32My plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:34Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:52You have curfew.
00:20:54Ah!
00:21:04How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hot.
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:22Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:35You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:39You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48Give me some time.
00:21:57Stay with my drive.
00:21:59Over my head.
00:22:03Give me some time.
00:22:05This is the day.
00:22:08Over my head.
00:22:09Give me some time.
00:22:10Give me some time.
00:22:11Stay with my drive.
00:22:12Over my head.
00:22:13You're at a fucking strip club, Harper?
00:22:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:30Oh, excuse me.
00:22:44We're filming.
00:22:45Filming?
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff.
00:22:49Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:50Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:54It says her location is here.
00:22:56So step aside before I make you.
00:22:58Nope.
00:23:01Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:04Hey!
00:23:04Wait!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:13He looks so sexy.
00:23:15Keep going.
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:24You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:28I tried to stop him.
00:23:31Hey!
00:23:33No, Harper.
00:23:34You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:36What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project.
00:23:39Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:41Class my ass.
00:23:42Is that what you want to do?
00:23:43You told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:49Then the camera's next.
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:51Not the camera.
00:23:52Cost a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:55Porn.
00:23:56That is enough!
00:24:12These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:14Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:16Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:20What?
00:24:21That is art.
00:24:23Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:27creeps a lap dance.
00:24:30See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:32Your choice.
00:24:41The camera it is.
00:24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:46You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:53your throat.
00:24:54You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:57What the funk is your problem?
00:25:00We're leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:13So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:23You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:27You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you, like a piece of meat.
00:25:33My classmate? It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous? Jealous?
00:25:47You're cute, Harper. I'll give you that.
00:25:50And those things you do, they're cute too.
00:25:55You know what's not cute?
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:26:00Now you were right. I'm in some shady business.
00:26:02And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me.
00:26:08Or I'll break you.
00:26:12In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:18Well guess what?
00:26:19You just called me Harper and said a kid.
00:26:24Just admit that you'd want me.
00:26:27What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:41You know what, Chris? You want to be my bodyguard? Fine. But I'm gonna make you crazy for me. Let's see if dad keeps you around now.
00:26:50So, are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:56No.
00:26:57Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:26:59Oh my god, Maria, no! Ew!
00:27:01That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins. He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:09And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:12I don't know. But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:18Um, wait. You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris. The only way to do that is if he makes a move. So that's step one.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:38He was jealous, Harbs. Yeah, right. Jealous of me? I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods. He's like a
00:27:46tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter. Not jealous of you, dummy. Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:57So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:02Until he snaps. And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:07And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:14Here's to Operation Seduction. Chris Collins, you better watch out. Because I get what I want.
00:28:21Mm-hmm.
00:28:22Sexy outfit. Check. Popcorn. Check. A notebook. The only movie that can make a guy cry. Check.
00:28:41What do you want? You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn? Harper, you idiot. Seduce him. I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:06But if you're busy, I can come back later. Come on. Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a date, but that's not important. Your pulse is racing. What's going on?
00:29:20Oh.
00:29:20Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:23Uh-uh. No, I just...
00:29:25I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's not.
00:29:43Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:45What about your date?
00:30:02Jake. Please, Jake.
00:30:05Jake, Jake, now come on.
00:30:06How are you not crying? This is, like, the saddest movie ever.
00:30:16Because it's not real.
00:30:19This is ridiculous.
00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:25It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:30Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:32Or maybe you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:52What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:58What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03No, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper. I'm not a toy. I'll ruin you.
00:31:15Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:26It's not a lie.
00:31:27I, you are a beautiful woman.
00:31:30I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:32You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:35I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:52What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:09Just shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:13I'm sorry.
00:32:14I love you.
00:32:16This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:18You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:30I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:36I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:45So I'll wait.
00:32:47You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:50Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:52Busy?
00:32:56Maybe for me you're not.
00:32:56When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:01Are you with another woman?
00:33:02Woman?
00:33:04No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20Not this guy.
00:33:22Lose my number.
00:33:26Whoever this girl is.
00:33:33Your days are numbered.
00:33:34Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:46She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:57Kid.
00:34:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:12Stay.
00:34:16Damn it, Harper.
00:34:18Damn it, Harper.
00:34:46You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:13His business partner.
00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:30Because you're still alive.
00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:35One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:38You don't know that.
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:45Explain that.
00:35:47That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:51We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:08What's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:18I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:27Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:49This will do.
00:36:51Bye.
00:36:53Bye.
00:36:57So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:06I'm going to go for a while.
00:37:16Struggling much?
00:37:17I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:47I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:53Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:58That's not.
00:38:05No underwear?
00:38:14That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:17What are you going to do?
00:38:21I'll punish you.
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:32I don't care.
00:38:36You don't know me?
00:38:38I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:45Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:48I'd say do you worst.
00:38:51I'd say do you worst.
00:38:53I'd say do you worst.
00:38:55I'm sorry. I can't let this happen.
00:39:11What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:22But... but what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:27Can't let this happen again.
00:39:28You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:47You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:50You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:54That was part of the plan!
00:39:56I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:00Was it... big?
00:40:03So big.
00:40:06Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:13Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:40:16Like... BDSM?
00:40:18The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:22My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the Alumni Gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:35Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:40if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43Oh, my god.
00:40:45Oh, my god.
00:40:46Oh, my god.
00:40:49Oh, my god.
00:40:50Oh, my god.
00:40:52Oh, my god.
00:40:56Stop messing with that.
00:40:58You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:14Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:41:22Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:28Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:37It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:40Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:57I want to get back together.
00:42:08You cheated on me.
00:42:10I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:16Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:18This isn't about payback.
00:42:20I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:24What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:36Get off of me!
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me. Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:45I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening.
00:42:56Ever.
00:42:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:15You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:17But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:19I'm gonna come after your bitch
00:43:21that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:28Help me! Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:36You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:39I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom
00:43:48and you just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:52Are you okay?
00:43:56Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:57She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:59Wait.
00:44:10Stop it!
00:44:11You're gonna kill him.
00:44:12Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her,
00:44:20I'll finish the job.
00:44:22I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:29The fuck.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:55I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:27So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:48Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:52Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:54Um, your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:15I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:53Don't focus on the water.
00:46:54Just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:02It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:19You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:35Just breathe.
00:47:36Just keep breathing.
00:47:39How are you feeling?
00:47:40Just insanely distracted.
00:47:51Ready for the next step?
00:47:56I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:04I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:13Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:16You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:26I want you to get used to being under water.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being under water.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being under water.
00:48:36Harper!
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:56Harper!
00:48:58What happened?
00:49:02What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:08I'm sorry.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:12You did amazing.
00:49:16You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18I can't do this.
00:49:20Hey.
00:49:22It's okay.
00:49:24We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:26Just kiss me.
00:49:28Your dad won't like this.
00:49:32Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:42I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:44Just say you don't want me.
00:49:54Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:58I want you.
00:50:00I want you.
00:50:02I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:04You're going to get hurt.
00:50:06You really like me.
00:50:08What the hell?
00:50:10What are you doing?
00:50:12We need to talk about this first.
00:50:14Inside.
00:50:16With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:18Why are you being such a tease, Grandpa?
00:50:20I'm not a tease.
00:50:21I just care about you.
00:50:22So you are a grandpa.
00:50:24Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:26Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:28No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:44I'm gonna shower.
00:50:46Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:02What are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:34And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:36He might be sexy.
00:51:38But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:41Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:46Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:50Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:54You've been tracking him?
00:51:56What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:58The same kind he is.
00:52:00Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:06Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:14Yeah, I'm surprised.
00:52:16It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:20Just all around, not intense enough for him.
00:52:26Not intense enough?
00:52:28Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:32Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:38I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:44You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:46Don't call me that.
00:52:48You wanna know?
00:52:52How Chris likes the fuck.
00:52:54He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:56Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:58Choke you out.
00:53:00None of that.
00:53:02Kissing.
00:53:03Pillow talk.
00:53:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:14He actually lives here with me.
00:53:18You little skank.
00:53:20Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:34Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:36Help!
00:53:38Help!
00:53:39Help!
00:53:40Help!
00:53:41Help!
00:53:42Help!
00:53:43Help!
00:53:44Help!
00:53:45Help!
00:53:46Help!
00:53:47Help!
00:53:48Help!
00:53:49Help!
00:53:50Help!
00:53:51Help!
00:53:52Smile for T&M's loser.
00:53:53Help!
00:53:54Please help!
00:53:55Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:53:57That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:53:59Help!
00:54:00Help!
00:54:01Help!
00:54:02Help!
00:54:03Help!
00:54:04Help!
00:54:05Help!
00:54:06Help!
00:54:07Help!
00:54:08Help!
00:54:09Harper!
00:54:35No!
00:54:36Come on...
00:54:37Harper!
00:54:46Harper!
00:54:47No!
00:54:48Come on!
00:54:49Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:55:04Don't. I thought I was going to die.
00:55:07Girl, can you just breathe? Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now.
00:55:11Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck Espelada.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:30I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:32We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:44Joke me. Harder.
00:55:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:52I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:12What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market,
00:56:21and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32You got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:35No, I'm telling you, don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:43Get out of here.
00:56:44Wait, please, don't, I'll, I'll do anything, please.
00:56:49What are you doing?
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:57:03Chris, no!
00:57:05Wait, wait!
00:57:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper.
00:57:28She will not bother you again, I swear.
00:57:34Don't worry about it.
00:57:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:49A lot of brain to her.
00:57:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:06She said that...
00:58:08that I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:14satisfy you in bed.
00:58:35That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:41Is that true?
00:58:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:53But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:03When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:06I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:08and all I could think about
00:59:13was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:18What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22it's right.
00:59:23It's in the world where it came.
00:59:28I'm not doing it.
00:59:29I don't know.
00:59:31I don't know.
00:59:32I don't know.
00:59:32I don't know.
00:59:35What time?
00:59:40Oh, she's not getting married.
00:59:42I'm so sorry.
00:59:42I don't know.
00:59:43It's not getting married.
00:59:44I don't know.
00:59:46I don't know.
00:59:46I don't know.
00:59:46What the hell am I doing?
00:59:54Why don't you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:06This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:37Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not true.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:44You're a psycho.
01:00:46I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:03Morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:11We need to eat.
01:01:12No.
01:01:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:32Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:37What's wrong, Lido?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:57Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:00Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:08I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:11Promise.
01:02:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:23Nope.
01:02:24And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey!
01:02:38Hey!
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:47Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:52Okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:55Okay.
01:03:08Wow.
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:36Whoops.
01:03:37I think I hear them coming.
01:03:45Let's go.
01:03:47One last touch.
01:03:56Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:01Harper.
01:04:01Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:10What?
01:04:12No, no, no, no.
01:04:13My final project.
01:04:16How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper.
01:04:27Harper.
01:04:27I'm kind of confused.
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Shh.
01:04:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Shh.
01:04:38Don't say that.
01:04:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:47Did you do this?
01:04:50Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:02You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:11Harper.
01:05:13There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15I can explain.
01:05:19Harper.
01:05:19Is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:29It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact, guests just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:41Who would buy this crap?
01:05:43I would.
01:05:43Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:58I would.
01:06:01It's you.
01:06:03You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:06Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:09Don't you know who this is?
01:06:11Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:16That's okay, Professor.
01:06:17Not everyone has taste.
01:06:18How much for this painting?
01:06:23Oh, no.
01:06:23You really don't.
01:06:24Our starting price is $18,000.
01:06:30Done.
01:06:33Wait, $1,800?
01:06:34You can study at this school or not.
01:06:38We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:46wack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:53Here's two mil.
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Take the rest and buy art supplies,
01:06:57whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:12Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:29who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:31for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:37Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:39Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor!
01:07:44Not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:50Whoa!
01:07:51No!
01:07:51Whoa!
01:07:51I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:01Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:04Knowing that you have to live with your bitter,
01:08:07jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:10I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:13No stresses, though.
01:08:15Wait, what?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:16Hey.
01:08:28Stress!
01:08:30This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:32You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:35What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right.
01:08:38Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:40The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:46You're being suspended.
01:08:48Let's go.
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:52Let's go!
01:08:54Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:56I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sell, Miss Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000.
01:09:08Seriously?
01:09:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:17What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:23He, um...
01:09:26I mean, I...
01:09:28I was an idiot.
01:09:31And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:34show you how much I want you.
01:09:36I don't know.
01:09:50A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:59Bad things.
01:10:00But only if you want me to.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:19Why'd we stop?
01:10:20I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:24I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:38Harper?
01:10:45Harper?
01:10:46Harper?
01:10:48Hello, Earth to Harper.
01:10:50You need to look at this.
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having...
01:10:53very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No.
01:10:58No.
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:01Harper, look.
01:11:01You've got the front.
01:11:04Wait, so you mean that the guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now.
01:11:11You can't keep living with him.
01:11:13I need to talk to him.
01:11:14Okay.
01:11:15Harper?
01:11:15Harper?
01:11:24Taxi?
01:11:25For Harper?
01:11:29Oi.
01:11:29Hey, let go of me!
01:11:32Stop it!
01:11:42Please.
01:11:43Please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:50Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:53Harper.
01:11:55Ryan?
01:11:56Why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:59No, we broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho!
01:12:03He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:15Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:19Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:21Well, we don't need to get into the gory details, do we?
01:12:26No.
01:12:28No.
01:12:28You can just watch.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32No, no, no, no.
01:12:33No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:34No!
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01:12:38No!
01:12:39No!
01:12:40No!
01:12:41No!
01:12:42No!
01:12:43No!
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01:12:47No!
01:12:48No!
01:12:49No!
01:12:50No!
01:12:51A trap?
01:12:53What the hell?
01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:16I hope you don't mind.
01:13:18I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:20before you sleep with my daughter
01:13:22you should probably know
01:13:24where she is first
01:13:26hey crap I can explain
01:13:32you're gonna explain
01:13:33but first
01:13:35you know my daughter
01:13:38better than I do
01:13:39is that text a prank
01:13:41Harper's in trouble
01:13:44we need to go
01:13:45can we have something with you
01:13:49after we kill
01:13:50Brother Grant
01:13:52should we make him watch
01:13:55oh
01:14:00looks like he's here
01:14:02are you ready
01:14:04to see your boyfriend
01:14:06die Harper
01:14:07get ready boys
01:14:19I'm going to make you
01:14:25regret you ever touched her
01:14:26that's what happens Chris
01:14:33when you mess around
01:14:34my shit
01:14:35what's the matter tough guy
01:14:53what
01:14:54can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:14:57let me go
01:15:04I already told you
01:15:06you should have listened to me dead
01:15:08I'm going to kill you
01:15:12you goddamn dick
01:15:14are you okay
01:15:33did he hurt you
01:15:34Chris
01:15:36I put you in danger
01:15:39you should run far away
01:15:40from me and my package
01:15:41when it comes to you
01:15:43I'm willing to take my chances
01:15:45would someone
01:15:52like to tell me
01:15:54what the fuck is going on
01:15:56oh my god dad
01:16:01what the hell
01:16:02it's okay
01:16:02I'll handle
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:05why are you making out
01:16:07with my best friend Harper
01:16:08I want an answer now
01:16:10before I
01:16:10before I kill him
01:16:11no dad
01:16:12look
01:16:12I know we don't have
01:16:15the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:16but
01:16:17deep down
01:16:18I know that
01:16:20you just want me to be safe
01:16:24Chris makes me feel safe
01:16:29please don't be mad
01:16:31you're wrong about that
01:16:34it's not deep down
01:16:37it is the most important thing to me
01:16:40your happiness
01:16:41if that means being with Chris
01:16:46then he better not screw this up
01:16:49or I will make him regret it
01:16:51I believe you
01:16:53you
01:16:55keep her safe
01:16:57with my goddamn life
01:17:01you remember my instructions
01:17:19yes
01:17:21yes
01:17:33daddy
01:17:34save it
01:17:37yes daddy
01:17:40I want you to beg for it
01:17:47I want you
01:17:51to fuck me
01:17:53stop teasing
01:18:05I want you now
01:18:07daddy
01:18:14say it
01:18:15or I'll punish you
01:18:17don't stop daddy
01:18:31are you sure about that
01:18:50you have two choices
01:19:06Mr. Collins
01:19:07you can either uncuff me
01:19:12or fuck me
01:19:14you know I'm dangerous
01:19:30rich or I
01:19:34do your worst daddy
01:19:38once I start
01:20:01I'm not stopping
01:20:02I thought
01:20:06you only fucked girls
01:20:08from behind
01:20:09you're different
01:20:14ready for round five?
01:20:31stop it
01:20:33I'm sore
01:20:34now let me out
01:20:35so I can go pee
01:20:36what if I don't?
01:20:42what was that?
01:20:43crap
01:20:43it's my dad
01:20:44honey you home?
01:20:46dad I'm kind of busy right now
01:20:48stop
01:20:49come in for a
01:20:49I told you I was busy
01:20:54this
01:20:55is my home
01:20:57Harper Reeves
01:20:58if you want to get up to adult stuff
01:21:00you need to move out
01:21:01okay I will
01:21:02I
01:21:03can you get out?
01:21:17I think I've had enough surprises
01:21:19to last a lifetime Chris
01:21:20can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22no
01:21:22please keep them covered
01:21:23I want to give a speech
01:21:26and I can't look at you
01:21:27while you're giving a speech
01:21:28I get nervous
01:21:30when I
01:21:30open up
01:21:31you literally carry around a gun
01:21:33but
01:21:34whatever
01:21:35just get on with it
01:21:37what I do for a living
01:21:39the not so legal part
01:21:42it's
01:21:44dangerous for me
01:21:46to
01:21:46let people into my life
01:21:48and
01:21:50and
01:21:50for me to be
01:21:51vulnerable
01:21:53yeah
01:21:55but I knew
01:21:56when I was in charge
01:21:58of keeping you safe
01:21:59I was doomed
01:21:59you're like a magnet Harper
01:22:02and
01:22:03I want to be around you
01:22:04forever
01:22:06so you're moving into the Empire State Building
01:22:18I'm moving you in there
01:22:23as a graduation present
01:22:26and
01:22:28also I
01:22:29love you
01:22:31and want you to be my
01:22:32girlfriend present
01:22:33only if you want to
01:22:37either way
01:22:39the apartment's yours
01:22:41are you serious?
01:22:45what's wrong?
01:22:46it's a tacky?
01:22:48I liked it
01:22:49I thought
01:22:49deal
01:22:50but
01:22:55on one condition
01:22:56boyfriend
01:22:56which is
01:22:59you have to move in there with me
01:23:01deal
01:23:03I
01:23:05I
01:23:08have to move in there
01:23:08I
01:23:09can't
01:23:11keep
01:23:11them
01:23:13the
01:23:14people
01:23:15who
01:23:15are
01:23:17I
01:23:17you
01:23:17not
01:23:20I
01:23:21have to move in there
01:23:21the
01:23:22I
01:23:22have to move on
01:23:23onto the
01:23:24side
01:23:25and
01:23:25down
01:23:25through
01:23:27your
01:23:28and
01:23:29therefore
01:23:29the
01:23:30side
01:23:30keeps
01:23:31saying
01:23:31through
01:23:32I
01:23:32faire