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Love Island S12 E55

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00:00You're watching On Demand.
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00:11Are you excited?
00:12Tonight!
00:13It might be our final Unseen Bitch show,
00:15but we're still spicing things up.
00:17It's really spicy food.
00:18It hurts your bum.
00:19What?
00:21Our Islanders will be walking the walk,
00:23talking the talk,
00:24and showing off their questionable talents.
00:27What?
00:28When it comes to Unseen Exclusives,
00:31we've got your back.
00:33So let's do it before the wheels start to come off.
00:37Nah, this is no good.
00:39And they all get too big for their boots.
00:41Unseen Bitch will do me justice.
00:43It's the final show, but don't feel blue.
00:46Rub your hands together with Glee,
00:48because the mother of all spin-offs has got your back.
00:52You might think I'm kidding,
00:54but it's gonna be magic.
00:56Look at that round!
00:57Woo!
00:58Woo!
00:59Woo!
01:00Woo!
01:01Strap in for the series finale of
01:03Love Island Unseen Best!
01:06Woo!
01:07Woo!
01:08Woo!
01:09Woo!
01:10Woo!
01:11That sounded quite good.
01:12Woo!
01:13Woo!
01:14Woo!
01:15Woo!
01:16Woo!
01:17Woo!
01:18Woo!
01:19Woo!
01:20Woo!
01:21Woo!
01:22Woo!
01:23Woo!
01:24Woo!
01:25Woo!
01:26Woo!
01:27Me and Megan had a kiss under terrorist.
01:29The final is almost here.
01:31Woo!
01:32We could go into hide or hide around.
01:35I hate you.
01:36Love you, too.
01:38No you don't.
01:40The series has been epic!
01:42Go shaggy, good time girl.
01:45It's so done.
01:46Twice no, it was three times
01:52The Love Island bosses are over the moons
01:56We have three so with me and Tony
02:00How do you think that makes me feel
02:02Yeah, but that's reason yeah a lot of you little smug prick looks like lanky the lamp
02:07The connections made in the villa are a sign of the shape of things to come and that shape turns out to be a
02:13Triangle so many triangles
02:17Harry's of Shakira, but like Helena there was Tony Harrison Lauren
02:22Helena Harrison Tony
02:24There was Harry Emma Helena
02:27Tony Harrison cash
02:29Tommy Megan Connor
02:31Megan Connor Emily
02:33Dijon Meg Milisha
02:35Dijon Meg Andrada
02:37Dijon Yasmin and Tony
02:39That was more of a threesome, but who's counting and even blue
02:43Tried the triangle angel tie blue blue Yasmin Jamie
02:49But he got a double pie
02:55And using the Love Island calculator I just borrowed from the finance department
02:59We can deduce that 11 times triangles equates to an equilateral parallelogram multiplied by the hypotenuse of the obtuse loved rhombus
03:06Divided by the power infinite unhaired clips plus one love heart equals an A grade final episode of Love Island Unseen Bits
03:16And yes, I have no idea what I just said
03:19What you think it is?
03:21So if you want to watch your Islanders bomb
03:25Wind each other up
03:29I can't really take off
03:30You've got to speed up
03:32What you think it is?
03:33Getting everything out in the open
03:35He's belching, he's belching, he's belching
03:37Is that coming out? Is that coming out?
03:39Oh
03:40There it is
03:42And a little too handsy
03:44Did you used to play that?
03:46What are we getting though?
03:50Then you can count on us
03:5231
03:53I'll go
03:5432
03:5533
03:5634
03:5735
03:5836
03:5937
04:0038
04:01Oh blue Jesus Christ
04:03No no Mike
04:04You're Mike
04:06It's Love Island Unseen Bits
04:10What do you think it is?
04:14Here's an unseen bit of Ty trying to spice things up with Angel but it's all coming off a little eggy
04:19Ooh what do you put on the eggs?
04:21Little bit of chilli
04:22Oh you don't want it
04:23No you don't
04:24No it's not hot
04:25It's not hot
04:26No no no I'll be fine
04:27I'll do it
04:28Have you put cheese on this?
04:30I actually am but it genuinely does taste like cheese doesn't it?
04:33That looks like cheese
04:34Wait what? No that's butter
04:36It is butter
04:37I like cheese
04:38Yeah it's cheese
04:40I don't get why people like spicy food
04:43When you have really spicy food it hurts your bum
04:46It hurts your bum?
04:47I've heard that like if it's really spicy it's like come spicy out of your bum
04:52Oh what meat in? Oh my god
04:56Must be a bit spicy that bit
04:58Is that spicy for you?
04:59That wasn't that bad
05:00This is not much of a kick to me
05:02Not that bad you're drinking water straight after it
05:07You don't have to eat it if it's spicy
05:09Shall I get you a pint of milk?
05:15You're going to be having a spicy poo after this
05:17That's it Angel wash away the sting
05:20And look forward to finding out if it's true about the hurtie bum
05:23Since returning to the villa Blue has made a racket about finding love and this week he finally worked out a way to meet his match
05:36Does anyone want to play tennis?
05:39Where's the racket?
05:40In your hand
05:42Where's the ball?
05:43Where's the net?
05:44What a visible tennis
05:50That sounded quite good to be fair
05:53That's good
05:54Someone hitting one back then
05:55Go on Angel I reckon you can hit one back
05:57Hit one back
06:02Angel does more table tennis
06:15Hey!
06:27I can't even do that
06:30I can't even do that
06:32This is quite insane
06:44Why am I watching? Why am I my head going back and forth?
06:46He's getting so into it
06:50How does he do it so loud though?
06:52Do it double
06:57Do it double
07:01She did do it
07:03What is that? She did
07:07Oh that's how he's doing it
07:08It's that
07:14Good match
07:15That was entertaining that
07:16It's like getting invested
07:18That's definitely a girl of unseen birds
07:20That is an unseen bit
07:23Oh
07:24Actually I don't even think they were recording
07:26We're always recording Meg
07:27And the fact that Blue has literally invented unseen tennis
07:30It would be rude not to include it
07:38Earlier this week Dijon uttered the words
07:39Every girl wants to hear at least once in her life
07:42Go Terrence
07:44Then followed it up with a better set of words
07:47I do
07:48Love you
07:50I love you too
07:52Pass the tissues
07:54I think I've got something in my eye
07:57I actually keep the tissues Meg's going to need them to dry her bum
08:01Is my bum really wet?
08:03It looks like you wet yourself
08:05Oh really?
08:06Are you that excited at us?
08:08Oh no
08:10Oh no
08:12That is so embarrassing
08:15I'm going to have to get the hair dryer on that
08:17And the romantic words just kept on coming
08:20Someone's depot took a shit down there
08:22Can you smell that?
08:25Nah nah nah this is no good
08:27What?
08:28Do you always shut away?
08:30I don't need a bit
08:31I haven't got the pads on though so it's fucking burning
08:34Oh they're clearly head over heels
08:36I mean if you can't blow dry your soggy arse in front of the man you love then
08:41What can you do?
08:43That's what I have to do
08:51By the final week on Love Island you expect everyone to be coupled up and settled down
08:56But this rampant lot are going back on the pool
08:59Can you do three pull ups?
09:00Yeah
09:02Actually I haven't tried I don't know
09:04Tony how much is that how much Tony could do?
09:06She could do three yeah
09:07Okay I'm going to try and do four
09:08Okay let's go see it
09:10Did you jump?
09:11You could jump the first time
09:12Did you jump?
09:13How else are you going to get up there?
09:14Fucking no just reach
09:16I went this way
09:17Like this?
09:18Yeah
09:19That's easier to be fair
09:20Is it?
09:21Yeah
09:22One
09:23Oh my god
09:24Two
09:25What the fuck?
09:27Go on Yas
09:28Yes Yas
09:29Go on Yas
09:30What the fuck?
09:31Oh why did you just...
09:37That was just a crazy 30 seconds
09:39Beautiful
09:40I looked over Yas was doing pull ups
09:41I didn't believe he was doing the roly-poly
09:45How does she still have this fucking posture bro?
09:49Wow
09:50All my days
09:51Come on
09:52Oh god the ankles
09:53That was so good
09:54I know
09:55Trust Yas to turn an exercise class into finishing school
09:58That's a tough act for Tony to follow
10:00But we know she's up for the challenge
10:03Just lock in
10:04One
10:05Cash down help
10:06Come on
10:08Come on
10:09I'm not feeling it today
10:11I'm not feeling it on any day Tony
10:13The only pull up I do is at the drive through for a family bucket for one
10:17In this series our islanders have brewed up more fart footage than in previous years
10:29It got so bad something had to be done
10:31So I took the bold move of removing all the beans from the villa
10:35No beans still
10:36Baked beans?
10:37Yeah
10:38There's some in there?
10:39No we scrammed them all
10:40Have you actually seen them?
10:41I saw one this morning
10:42No you didn't
10:43Yeah I did
10:44Where in the back?
10:45Not those sweet corn
10:46There's a can of baked beans in there
10:48It's Love Island Unseen Beans
10:53When did you see this?
10:55This morning
10:56Are you being serious?
10:57No I swear down
10:58Are you being serious?
10:59There's a can of baked beans
11:00I've just I've just ransacked that
11:02I swear down it was on the top shelf
11:05On the top shelf?
11:06Yeah
11:07You pulled out everything out the bottom
11:08It said baked beans on it with like
11:10Yeah
11:11Yeah top shelf
11:13A hundred like a hundred thousand percent there's a
11:16There's a
11:17Look there's no beans in here
11:19Ah
11:20Oh
11:21Fuck
11:22Oh
11:23No I never doubted you
11:30I never doubted it
11:31I've never been so happy
11:35Blue that's unbelievable from you
11:38No this is a delicacy
11:40I'm so happy
11:43Bosh, bosh, bosh
11:49I'm so excited
11:51Yeah
11:52Just a little taste
11:53Just a little taste
11:54Come and get a little taste
11:55Great amount of cheese in the
11:56In the beans
12:00Can you take it?
12:01Just a little taste
12:02Come and get a little taste
12:03Get a little taste
12:04Yeah just a little taste
12:05That looks like you just threw up on your plate
12:08It's a no from me dog
12:09Really?
12:10You guys don't even know what good food is
12:12You're fucking British
12:13Don't knock the great British bean Tony
12:16Or an ill win might just end up blowing your way
12:19We're going to get all the girls here
12:20Girls can you come over here please?
12:21This week one of the world's major conflicts was resolved and the great global powers were brought together in an atmosphere of peace and unity by a powerful American, Tony
12:41Tony
12:42No more divine
12:43No more tears
12:44No more screaming
12:45Let's hug it out then
12:46Come on
12:47So far so main show
12:49Boo
12:51Up and neck
12:53Come back to find out
12:56It's Love Island Unseen Bits the show that will leave you tickled pink
13:17Hey sexy
13:18Pink to make the girls wink
13:21You have to wink at him
13:24That's a British saying
13:25Hey
13:26We've been poking around to find all the funny stuff from the week
13:34No it's too limp
13:36So do try and keep up
13:38Oh dear
13:40Yeah
13:41That's no good that
13:45I just crushed my nuts like doing that
13:48Because this is something you won't want to miss
13:51Yeah
13:53So cross your legs, close your eyes and hope for the best
13:57I said close your eyes Jamie
14:00Namaste bitch
14:02Come on and dive in
14:05That's right
14:06No more divide
14:08No more divide
14:09Before the break we showed you a clip of this group hug from the main show
14:13And as we all know it didn't resolve anything
14:15Well here's
14:17Woooooooo
14:19What about next?
14:20Who are we?
14:23How are you?
14:24Get that gum
14:25Oh
14:26Oh
14:27Not on the robos
14:29Not on the robos
14:30I'm sorry Megan
14:31Oh how
14:32Let's go get some
14:34Smashed
14:35I'll go get some blue roll
14:36That is a metaphor
14:38That is symbolic
14:40It's a sign that all the tears and tantrums were just a storm in a sippy cup
14:46Wake up and spill sorry smell the coffee
14:50Time might be coupled up with Angel but they are still both on the pool
14:59Come on then sexy show me what you got
15:01Right this is what you're gonna I want you to do one of these
15:04Okay
15:06One
15:11One
15:12Two
15:13Two
15:14You're fucking flying
15:15Three
15:17Come on
15:18Yeah
15:19And
15:20One
15:21One
15:22One
15:23One
15:25One
15:26To
15:27Two
15:28One
15:29One
15:30One
15:31Two
15:32Two
15:33Two
15:34Nine
15:35Two
15:36Three
15:37One
15:38Two
15:39Four
15:40One
15:41Two
15:42Two
15:43Four
15:44One
15:45One
15:46Three
15:48Oh, yeah, that's easy.
15:53Easy? Go on, then, I want 100.
15:55You're flying with them.
15:57That's really easy. Why is that so easy?
15:59You've got to go lower.
16:00I could do this in my sleep.
16:03You want me to try that?
16:05Seriously?
16:06Nah.
16:08Can you squat me? Yeah, I can.
16:10Oh, God, can I?
16:14Don't doubt yourself. You've got it.
16:17Oh, really?
16:21What are you doing?
16:23What are you doing?
16:27Are you trying to do one leg?
16:30No!
16:32Oi, you two, get a room.
16:34Ideally, one full of gym equipment.
16:41Yasmin, I've got a great question for you.
16:43Would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:47I hate would you rather questions.
16:49Like, you know when someone's like, oh, would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:53I'm like, who gives a fuck?
16:54It's not happening to me at this moment in time.
16:57So why would I give it much thought?
16:59Or like, would you rather?
17:00Do you get what I mean?
17:01Like, I hate stupid questions like that.
17:03Hmm.
17:04I hate stupid questions.
17:06I hate it.
17:07Do you know what I mean, though?
17:09I'm like, why...
17:10You're so passionate about it.
17:11What am I going to give?
17:12You're so passionate.
17:13It's so annoying.
17:14I hate it when people do that.
17:15I hate it.
17:16Yeah.
17:17I hate it.
17:18I hate it.
17:19I hate it.
17:20I hate it.
17:21I hate it.
17:22I hate it.
17:23I hate it.
17:24I hate it.
17:25I hate it.
17:26I hate it.
17:27I hate it.
17:28You all right?
17:29Yeah, I'm actually great.
17:30Thanks for asking.
17:31It was a great clip for us, but a tough one to swallow for Yasmin.
17:37I walked into that one, though.
17:46On this show, we encourage our islanders to crack on, but sometimes cracking on should
17:51be left to the professionals.
17:53Be serious.
17:54Oh!
17:55Look, this is the one I do.
17:57No, I know.
17:58I know that one.
17:59No, this is the one I do.
18:00Come here.
18:01I'm going to go.
18:02Oh!
18:03Oh!
18:04Oh!
18:05Oh!
18:06Oh!
18:07He's just put him into it.
18:08Oh, he's just put him into it.
18:12He's calm.
18:16Mmm.
18:24So weird, the way he's just wearing this thing out.
18:26It's gonna be sore for like 10 seconds.
18:27Keep breathing.
18:28It's gonna be sore for like 10 seconds.
18:30Keep breathing.
18:31Oh, yeah.
18:32What the fuck is going on here?
18:33Just keep breathing.
18:34Oh.
18:35Oh.
18:36Oh.
18:37Oh.
18:38Oh.
18:39Oh.
18:40Oh.
18:41Oh.
18:42Oh.
18:43Oh.
18:44Oh.
18:45Oh.
18:46Oh.
18:47Oh.
18:48Oh.
18:49Oh.
18:50Oh.
18:51Oh.
18:52Oh.
18:53Oh.
18:54Oh.
18:55Oh.
18:56Oh.
18:57What are we doing here?
18:58Oh.
18:59He's giving him a release of the hamstrings.
19:00Oh.
19:01Oh.
19:02Oh.
19:03Oh.
19:04Oh.
19:05Oh.
19:06Oh.
19:07Oh.
19:08Oh, man.
19:09That's too much.
19:11Blue hasn't made noises like that since he accidentally got locked in his mum's sex shop.
19:17I'll have the same treatment please, Connor.
19:20Back crack.
19:21And I'll probably get the sack.
19:23I'm not sure I can bear to watch this next unseen bit.
19:32My script describes it as Shakira receives an unexpected mouthful.
19:36Let me know when it's safe to look.
19:38Shakira say fresh frozen fish five times fast.
19:41Fresh frozen fish.
19:42Fresh frozen fish.
19:43Fresh frozen fish.
19:44Fresh frozen fish.
19:45Fresh frozen fish.
19:46Fresh frozen fish.
19:47Fresh.
19:48Fresh.
19:49Fresh.
19:50Fresh frozen fish.
19:51Fresh frozen fish.
19:52Can you do red lorry yellow lorry?
19:55What?
19:56Red lorry yellow lorry.
19:57Lorry?
19:58Lorry.
19:59Lorry.
20:00Lorry.
20:01Like a truck.
20:02A big wagon.
20:03Lorry.
20:04Lorry.
20:05Is that a new word unlocked?
20:08Yes.
20:09Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:10Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:11Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:12Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:13I think your accent helps you there.
20:14Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:15Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:16You have to do it really fast, and you start saying yolly.
20:19Go on.
20:20The word is lorry.
20:21L-O-R-R-Y.
20:22Do you not have lorries in America?
20:24Eighteen wheelers.
20:25Oh, yeah.
20:26Eighteen wheeler.
20:27Is that what you don't call it?
20:29Yes.
20:30A semi-truck?
20:31That's a joke.
20:32Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:33Go on, Cash.
20:36Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:37Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:38Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:39Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:40Red lorry, yellow lorry.
20:41Faster.
20:42Why do you call it a lorry?
20:43It's a lorry.
20:44Lorry.
20:45Lorry.
20:46She says lorry, but I say it's lorry.
20:48Well, it's whatever.
20:49Lorry.
20:50It's the same thing, but she's accent.
20:51Lorry.
20:52It's a lorry.
20:53Lorry.
20:54Lorry.
20:55Lorry.
20:56I'm running.
20:57Lorry.
20:58Say ta-ta before they try to trip you with another terrifying tricky tongue twister.
21:04Whoa!
21:05Good catch, Cash.
21:06Which is also a tongue twister.
21:08Try saying good catch, Cash five times in a row if you don't believe me.
21:12Bo-bo!
21:13Hey, yo!
21:14Y'all sing together oh i'm worthy of another 고양i.
21:15It'll be temptation.
21:16It still ef.
21:17Nn, lorry.
21:18We've seen her.
21:19You recon 이게.
21:20We've seen a kes reaction event.
21:21Bobo!
21:22Hey, yo, yo, yo!
21:23zeug!
21:24Hiiiig!
21:25mosquitoes, god.
21:27홍준, tobias.
21:29We've seen a lot Ahhh!
21:31We've seen so many visitors to the house this week when an no know or black if any so we did
21:37catch up in all the unhaired catch ups.
21:40I can't believe I'm here. It's actually mental.
21:45It's nuts. I've honestly thought, I've only packed for fucking Casa.
21:49I didn't bring enough stuff. I've been borrowing stuff.
21:52I wore Commando three nights in a row.
21:55I've got jeans on with no boxes, it kills.
21:59Yeah, see, look. No, go again, sorry.
22:03Sorry.
22:05And these next ones are totally unseen.
22:09There was such a funny moment in Unseen Bits.
22:12You were, like, in the kitchen getting something from the fridge
22:15and I forget whose burger was missing, but there was a missing burger.
22:19And Ian's like, it must be Tony, Americans love the burger.
22:24I was dying.
22:26You know that backflip and you bust up your knee?
22:28Oh, did they show it?
22:30We saw it on the unseen bit.
22:32Did you see my knee? Did it buckle? Yeah, it did.
22:35Backflip, you were, like, rolling to the side and then...
22:39Then the next shot is just you on the bed with the peas on the...
22:42I don't know if you guys saw, but when me and Harrison were up on the terrace
22:46on my birthday at the end of the night,
22:48whole entire dress split down the back.
22:51Oh, that was in Unseen Bits.
22:53They showed it.
22:54And that's why you wore a robe when you went to talk to Shakira.
22:57No, we was a bit worried, like, when we did see that, we thought,
23:00oh, we look good together in the mirror and my, like, my baby...
23:03Oh, I don't really...
23:04What's up?
23:06You're going to be on Unseen Bits.
23:09We wouldn't do that to you.
23:11Or would we?
23:12It's...
23:13Family Get Scared By Something!
23:17Oh, it's a family.
23:21Here's one more unseen clip of when the friends and family visited.
23:24As the Islanders hang out in the kitchen,
23:26Helena seems to have lost her waffle.
23:28But...
23:33Come back to find out.
23:49Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:52There is still time for grafting, so don't get too comfortable.
23:55There's that when I went back.
23:58Oh, my God!
23:59Because we're on a roll and don't know when to stop.
24:02Ow, that wasn't supposed to happen.
24:05So don't tap out.
24:07Ow, fuck.
24:09I had wanted to tap.
24:11You're German.
24:12Even from you, that's pretty well.
24:14The end might be in sight, but hey, guys, that's nothing to dance about.
24:18We've saved the best jokes for last.
24:21I've got a text!
24:23Islanders, please gather round the fire pit immediately.
24:27Is she joking or is she serious?
24:34Were they joking?
24:35Did you fall for that?
24:37Yeah!
24:38Before the break, we saw Helena in the kitchen nosing around the toaster.
24:48Well, here's...
24:49Ooh!
24:50Up and neck!
24:51Oh, no.
24:52What are you doing, Helena?
24:54Checking out my lip liner.
24:55Can you get to see it?
24:56It's a mirror, isn't it?
24:57It's not a mirror, but...
24:58I guess you've been, that's better.
24:59What?
25:00The bin's better.
25:01And then...
25:02And then we have to, like...
25:03Talk about...
25:04Did it open?
25:05Did it open?
25:06She just got knocked out by the bin.
25:07Okay, next series, I'm getting rid of the make-up room and the girls can all share a lippy-flippy top bin instead.
25:21Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology and it has been using a brand-new AI model known as CAT GPT to make the show this series.
25:34I'm going to do a light job.
25:37Go on, Yas.
25:38I'm just going to do a light job.
25:40Just a light one.
25:41Nothing too strenuous.
25:45If I sit down, I'm actually...
25:47My eyes are just closing.
25:49I'm shutting down.
25:51The robot is shutting down.
25:53Yeah, actually.
25:54I don't know.
25:55She needs like oil or something.
25:56I don't get dizzy.
25:57System update, guys.
26:01Yas GPT has got a system update.
26:05Oh, apologies.
26:06The Yas GPT is updating.
26:09The whole show is stuck in a loop.
26:12Got a system update.
26:21You've got time.
26:22I don't know.
26:23I'm actually still going.
26:24I need a wee.
26:35I can't keep doing it until I get bored.
26:40Oh, no.
26:41This is stuck now.
26:42Hang on.
26:43Hit this button.
26:44And move on to another clip.
26:46With the final approach in.
26:47The Anders are supposed to be focused on each other.
26:49So why do they all seem so distracted?
26:51You're distracted.
26:56What the fuck?
26:59What is going on?
27:02What the fuck was that?
27:04What's he up to?
27:06Sometimes I just sit down and watch Blue, you know?
27:12Fascinating creature.
27:13Very creature.
27:15Does he know this is a lover?
27:17A ninja warrior?
27:22Fucking hell.
27:24It's like watching a toddler learn to walk.
27:28What is he doing?
27:29Wait.
27:30Do it again, Blue.
27:31Do it again, Blue.
27:32What on earth is happening?
27:46You can't try and do that if you can't do it.
27:49Why is he still trying it though?
27:53Why does he go away?
27:55Why is he still going?
27:56Again, again, again.
27:58Again, again, again.
28:02I've got it.
28:04No, you didn't.
28:06Last one.
28:08This is such an ick.
28:10One more time.
28:12I've got it.
28:14No, you didn't.
28:16Last one.
28:17You're like.
28:32If somebody told me last week, I would be coupled up with Blue today, I would not fucking believe you.
28:39After missing most of the series, Blue was determined to make his mark and that mark was his face squashed in our lawn.
28:43on our lawn right how's the yaas gpt update getting along
28:53nope still updating okay then on with another clip
29:05and we've discovered we can make a good sound with our pinky finger on the water
29:11and it's like
29:17it's islanders get scared by something
29:29what's he pissed off about i don't think he's pissed off because of the d
29:34oh my god i thought that was you hitting my head oh my god the noise that i wouldn't let go
29:40oh what's that nah what the is that
29:47oh fucking hell you think he's hitting it
29:52shakira pretend to be the little one i'll be the big one
29:54yeah what are you saying you're good oh my god you've got such a nice bbl
30:00yeah no man's got i'll kind of meet you with it still i'm not trying to see your thing what are you saying
30:04yeah stop taking pictures of the bugs come hang out with us the bug kind of looks better right now
30:12now i'm just a player we players careful cash it looks like you're bugging tony
30:27once again we asked the question do our islanders have any hidden talents and judging by what we saw
30:32the talent show the answer was no no not at all
30:36let's go
30:44hang on wait we need to
30:46i put the love in glove oh my god go on yaz
30:58i want to see this could be the best i've looked since i've been in it
31:16good evening ladies and gentlemen
31:22normally when you're performing to toddlers they're usually a better crowd
31:26who's ready to party
31:28i just wanted to bring a little bit of vegas to the villa
31:41get ready for the love island 2025 magic show we're gonna make ourselves disappear
31:50tired angel weren't the only disappearing act of the night when a shock text
31:54so helena and blue dump from the villa i'm leaving back to the day job for blue and
32:03air sure does helena quite literally
32:05how's your gonna be flying on the outside i promise you
32:09you're gonna be flying
32:13and as the dust of the night settled there were still a few regrets
32:18hopefully we didn't get the unicycle out
32:20a unicycle what's that about let's see what we can find
32:34it's not with the good boys right now
32:40am i just not what i'm doing am i not committing what
32:44so my weight needs to be a bit further forward
32:52not that far forward if you want to become one with the unit i could just
33:00bounce bounce around on it and then it gives you all the confidence you need to
33:06okay that explains a lot riding solo isn't your thing is it harry juggling a lot of things at
33:15once is much more your style bad news yas gpt is glitching so much it's gonna get a stitch
33:22can someone call it
33:24has anyone tried switching her off and on again here goes nothing that's got it could you be doing
33:39with some sun sand and 50 grand well courtesy of travel republic fifty thousand pounds could be in
33:45your bank account before the summer is over from alicante to zanzibar and everywhere in between just think of
33:52all the amazing holidays you could go on with all that cash in the bank you don't need to be lucky
33:56love to win this summer sizzler of a prize for your chance to win a massive fifty thousand pounds just
34:02enter via the app or go to the website entries cost two pounds text love to six triple five four
34:08text cost two pounds plus one standard network rate message or text five to six triple five four to get
34:13five entries for five pounds plus one standard network rate message or post your name and number
34:18to win 25 po box seven double five eight derby de one zero nq entries must be 18 or over paid entry
34:26routes close at 10 a.m on monday the 11th of august good luck
34:43welcome back to the final part of love island unseen bits
34:47the end is nigh and we are racing to bring you all the best unseen bits from the last week in the villa
34:52although we should probably slow down as those drones are expensive
34:58so let's squeeze out one last fart did you just fart yep oh my god
35:06one last boogie one last burp
35:12and take a deep breath as we wait for the next drama to blow up
35:15in your own time sorry no rush we know you're gonna like it connor's like no like i'm telling
35:27you like like i just think like me and you like have good crack like what's the correct like do
35:32you know what i mean like
35:37i've got to hand it to the girls we've cut them off from social media but they still find a way to get
35:42the facts i'm your meemaw and i think you're gonna be a baby boy i'm your weak cousin and i think you're a boy
35:53i'm your grandma and i'm team girl
35:58i'm your auntie and i think you're a baby girl
36:01i'm your mom and i think you're a boy but be careful what you wish for girls as dreams have
36:15a way of coming true in this villa
36:22oh my god
36:23we've got babies don't get too excited as any parent will tell you the novelty soon wears off
36:40come on z come on z
36:41you gave your baby eyebrows no they've just grown out in the last half hour she just looks
36:57permanently surprised look we asked if i'd her casey she's glowing protect your face
37:05you can't be getting wrinkles why have you got no eyelashes yeah i'm gonna get them against the boy
37:13sip
37:16come on give the babies a speech you guys are conceived in the love island villa
37:21we love you guys i feel like both of our kids have shrimp ass posture are we gonna correct it she
37:29take off to her mom he takes off to his auntie can you sit your baby up try and get the shoulders
37:36back and down my baby has better posture than yours yeah i know that actually really bothers me i'm not
37:41gonna lie you gotta put the shoulders back and down honeys motherhood's not going well it's the
37:49screaming it's the crying it's everything it honestly it's just yeah this is my moment of peace i'll just
37:59okay that's the spirit yes and your mindfulness is inspiring everyone all right baby yoga oh and hold okay
38:14nice back to neutral yeah so
38:22There we go.
38:24Oh! Oh, God!
38:28Ty can't touch his toes, look.
38:30Look how high off his legs are.
38:32Back to neutral.
38:34All right, back to neutral.
38:36Good from us.
38:38Look at the fuck.
38:40Pulse of calves.
38:42Oh, this is adorable, though.
38:44Did it make you broody?
38:46No. Oh, right.
38:48Buddha famously said, peace comes from within,
38:50which makes me think Buddha never had to change a dirty nappy.
38:59The baby's left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.
39:03Tinnitus!
39:04So we sent the boys out to find a better gift for date night.
39:07Something that would win the girls' hearts
39:09and finally get the boys off the market.
39:16Yeah, I don't know how to get this off.
39:18Should be well pleased with it.
39:20Yeah.
39:21Hold on, how much was that?
39:22Is this short change?
39:25Unfortunately, not all the boys understood the concept of buying gifts.
39:28See anything for Ainge here tonight?
39:30Nothing's catching my eye.
39:32I'll see a pair of shades for me, though.
39:35Telling about you.
39:36These are a bit of me!
39:3820 minutes of panic buying later and it was time to leave before they lost their cash.
39:43Well, Tony would have been furious if he wasn't back before date night.
39:50And they were ready to give the girls an evening they'd never forget.
39:54Come on, boys.
39:55This is what we're here for.
39:56I'm going to say to her.
39:57You've been a little bit heated the last few days.
40:00I just got you a fan just to cool yourself down.
40:02Yeah, that's a joke.
40:04Whose pot's there?
40:05Whose pot is this?
40:06It's yours, bro.
40:07It's on number nine.
40:08Whose pot is this?
40:09You've got it on nine.
40:10It's on your back.
40:11It's on your back!
40:12It's on your back!
40:13It's on your back!
40:14It's on your back!
40:15It's on your back!
40:16Hold on.
40:17Hold on a minute.
40:18Serving up.
40:19Nice work.
40:20Well done, boys.
40:21Great food.
40:22Although it's probably stone cold by the time the girls came out.
40:36Great gifts!
40:37Oh my god.
40:38This is the best day ever.
40:41And great atmosphere.
40:43Bless us.
40:44Bless us.
40:45It's not even a joke, to be honest, but let's just sit in silence.
40:47Bless us.
40:48Bless us.
41:03It's the final...
41:05Peter Bonanza!
41:08...of the series.
41:10And I asked them to do Islander impressions.
41:14Here are a few of my favourite Harry-isms.
41:16You're better than that.
41:17They, like, do this smile and go, that doesn't start.
41:20This is my impression of Meg.
41:23D!
41:24Your pizza's ready!
41:26I'm really bad at accents.
41:27I don't...
41:28How do you say it?
41:29I don't care.
41:30How do you do an American accent?
41:31I...
41:32Don't...
41:33Care!
41:34I can't see it.
41:35I can't do Tony without swearing.
41:36Shut up, blue, you fucking bozo.
41:37Hi, my name's Cash.
41:38I'm from East London.
41:39And this is what I do for a living.
41:40He kisses his teeth all the time.
41:41He's like...
41:42Yasmin just goes...
41:43Yeah.
41:44Yeah, I'm just...
41:45I can't be arsed.
41:46Yeah.
41:47I have the best posture in the entire UK.
41:49It's...
41:50Yasmin just goes...
41:51Yeah.
41:52Yeah, I'm just...
41:53I can't be arsed.
41:54Yeah.
41:55I have the best posture in the entire UK.
42:00It's...
42:01Yas, GPT, honestly, literally.
42:04I'm AI generated.
42:05D just goes, like, a big...
42:08Ty, have you seen my lip balm?
42:11I'm Ty, I'm from Barnes.
42:14This is my impression of Connor.
42:15What's the crack like?
42:16Like, what's the story like?
42:17What's the crack like?
42:18Is it like?
42:19Yeah, like...
42:20Shikira always goes like this.
42:21In the first place...
42:22Oh, I can't do her accent.
42:23Oldie and Laurie.
42:25Like, why does she sound like that?
42:27Favorite thing Meghan's ever said, so Irish.
42:29Whoop-dee-fucking-do, Tommy.
42:30Whoop-dee-fucking-do, Tommy.
42:32Whoop-dee-fucking-do.
42:34Whoop-dee-fucking-do.
42:36Whoop-dee-fucking-do.
42:37Whoop-dee-fucking-do.
42:39Whoop-dee-fucking-do.
42:40Whoop-dee-fucking-do.
42:41Whoop-dee-fucking-do, Tommy.
42:43Whoop-dee-fucking-do.
42:45What a lad.
42:47What a woman.
42:48That's me signing out for...
42:51BEEEES OF THE NEXT TIME!
42:54...for 2025.
42:55Oh, I'm feeling so emosh.
43:00Excuse me.
43:01I can't believe the final's only two days away.
43:04And to celebrate here's nostalgic look back at the last eight weeks of Unseen Bits that you've already seen.
43:10It's Love Island Fun Seen Bits!
43:13Calm before the cock.
43:16Oh, we're so bad.
43:21You know the saying, blessing in disguise?
43:23Yeah.
43:24I've never understood a poltergeck.
43:25What is that?
43:26I've never understood a poltergeck.
43:27What is that?
43:32Excuse me.
43:33Cut some shapes in here.
43:35Do it.
43:36Do it.
43:37Do it.
43:38Do it.
43:39Do it.
43:40Do it.
43:41Do it.
43:42Do it.
43:43Do it.
43:44Do it.
43:45Go on, girls.
43:46Do it.
43:47Do it.
43:48Do it.
43:49Do it.
43:50Do it.
43:51Just like that.
43:52Just like that.
43:53Like that.
43:54And then down there like that.
43:55Nah, nah, that looks clumsy.
43:56Just like that.
43:57Good girl.
43:58Could you celebrity?
43:59Yes!
44:00If you really want to do it like a bad man, you just fold your arms one time.
44:03Just like that.
44:04That's no good.
44:05That's no good.
44:06That's no good.
44:07Oh, okay.
44:08That's not great.
44:09One's booty does not take away from your own.
44:11Booty?
44:12Booty!
44:14Chicken and a chemical.
44:15That's not.
44:16I'm going to wet myself.
44:17I'm really sorry.
44:18I need to sit my head in the freezer.
44:21Shakira!
44:30Another state.
44:31Oh!
44:33Is that red wine?
44:37Oh, mate, come on, man.
44:39That's a good day in the office.
44:41That's an avagada, isn't it?
44:42And that's a lime.
44:43That's a mango.
44:44This thing?
44:45Oh, that's a lemon.
44:46Where am I nugget?
44:47I trim in the bin.
44:48Right, I'm going to get on.
44:56Slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
44:58Do you think they're putting this on the show?
44:59No, no, no, no.
45:00Maybe unseen.
45:01Tough.
45:02Yeah, but nobody wants to say.
45:03Let me know when the time is up.
45:04That's it for this series of unseen bits.
45:05Anything to add, girls?
45:06I think when you watch unseen bits, you see all of us for how we actually are.
45:07Yeah.
45:08See, it's weird because I never watch unseen bits at home.
45:09Well, Meg, you'll be home in a couple of days and you can watch all the unseen bits then on ITVX.
45:10See you all next series.
45:11Contracts permitting.
45:12Bye.
45:13Bye.
45:14Contracts permitting.
45:15Bye.
45:16That's it for this series of unseen bits.
45:18Anything to add, girls?
45:19I think when you watch unseen bits, you see all of us for how we actually are.
45:23Yeah.
45:24See, it's weird because I never watch unseen bits at home.
45:28Well, Meg, you'll be home in a couple of days and you can watch all the unseen bits then on ITVX.
45:34See you all next series.
45:37Contracts permitting.
45:38Bye.
45:46Bye.
45:47Bye.

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