Hey everyone! Welcome to Episode 59 of Da Package! 🎉
Get ready for some awesome unboxing action packed with rare gaming goodies from Rare. We’ve got classic GameBoy and Nintendo vibes, plus a fun shoutout to the legendary squirrel, Conker! Don’t miss out!
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Get ready for some awesome unboxing action packed with rare gaming goodies from Rare. We’ve got classic GameBoy and Nintendo vibes, plus a fun shoutout to the legendary squirrel, Conker! Don’t miss out!
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00:00Yo, what's crackalackin' game-a-nation?
00:28You know this bee, JohnGamer64, here with episode 59 of the package.
00:36So let's go ahead and pop her open, see what we got today.
00:50So this purchase was from eBay, by the way.
00:55So we got a Game Boy game.
00:58It's one I've been wanting for quite some time.
01:00Plus I've been a huge fan of the Nintendo 64 game, Conker's Bad Fur Day.
01:08And I actually did enjoy him in Diddy Kong Racing.
01:12Even though he was more like, a little more light-hearted and more innocent.
01:17Because he was like, Conker!
01:18But yeah, so we got Conker's Pocket Tales on Game Boy.
01:26So it's pretty cool in Banjo-Kazooie Nostalgia 64.
01:30In the Conker's Bad Fur Day level, when you open the door to the barnyard, it actually is a reference to Conker's Pocket Tales.
01:41So there's a level inside the farmhouse that's from Conker's Pocket Tales.
01:47So, I only paid $17 for this.
01:51A loose card, of course.
01:53No manual.
01:54Or a box.
01:56But it's all good.
01:57I'm just happy to have this game, finally.
02:00So, yeah.
02:01We're going to do a little gameplay footage, and we are going from there.
02:09Alrighty, folks.
02:10And we'll start our first impressions of Conker's Pocket Tales.
02:16So, yeah.
02:17Let's get her started, man.
02:20Let's see.
02:21We've got English.
02:22We've got Francois.
02:24We've got Francis.
02:25And Deutsch.
02:26But I don't...
02:27I don't speak in the Deutsch, so...
02:30Sick with the English.
02:35Great.
02:38Rareware.
02:401999.
02:45Yeah, buddy.
02:46Conker's Pocket Tales.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:52That's...
02:52That's creepy.
02:55His eyes...
02:56His pupils are, like, so dilated.
02:58So, yeah.
03:00I guess he had another rough night at the Cock and Blocker, huh?
03:05Like, I know this is supposed to be, like, cute because he's, like, looking at a butterfly.
03:09But...
03:10It's borderline creepy, I'm not going to lie.
03:13Especially with, like, the background being in the dark.
03:15I'll see if the butterfly lands on his nose.
03:19Aw.
03:21It's kind of cute.
03:22Kind of cute.
03:23A little whimsical.
03:26All right.
03:26Start the game, baby.
03:29And Schultz.
03:35Birthday party!
03:37Aw.
03:39Barry and Barry look so freaking cute.
03:40Oh, it's creepy-ass Acorn.
03:50Of course he...
03:51Took all the presents.
03:55I mean, he took Barry and all the presents.
03:58It's one thing to keep...
03:59You know, typical video game trope.
04:01Steal your girlfriend or your wife or whatever.
04:04But he also took the presents.
04:06Like, damn, dude.
04:07Cold.
04:08Evil Acorn.
04:12Party will be ruined.
04:14We get the party!
04:15What about Barry?
04:16What are his evil plans with her?
04:20Jeez.
04:21All right.
04:22Save.
04:23Save point.
04:24We can save.
04:28All right.
04:29Woodland weirdo.
04:32Oh, that's that rareware humor I...
04:34Always loved and enjoyed.
04:37Preposition.
04:38Woodland weirdos.
04:40Presence.
04:40Invites.
04:41Specials.
04:42New time.
04:42Okay.
04:44All right.
04:44Very nice.
04:49What the heck?
04:51Oh, heh.
04:51Crash into a wall or something.
04:55It's the only time you see Conker, like, actually walk...
04:57Like, run like a squirrel.
05:00That's cute.
05:01All right.
05:03Where to start.
05:06Okay.
05:07Let's figure out the controls here.
05:09So E buttons jump.
05:11E.
05:13Well, I think it's reverse because the controller on the Hyperkin cubes here...
05:20Like, the A and B are, like, kind of Switch, so...
05:23Kind of like the Nintendo Switch Control, too.
05:26Think about it.
05:27But anyways, I digress.
05:28So, let's see here.
05:29So, B punches.
05:34At least let me control it.
05:36It's B.
05:37A's jump.
05:38Okay.
05:40Anything else?
05:43Let's go start.
05:44Let's see if Select is anything.
05:45Whoa.
05:48The heck?
05:50Like, a little, uh...
05:51A little tailspin?
05:53A little tailspin?
05:54Okay.
05:59Let's see.
06:00Read this?
06:01Let's see.
06:01How do I...
06:01How do I read?
06:04Tell me Conker can't read?
06:06I mean, it would make sense he couldn't read because he was, like, really drunk on Bad Fur Day,
06:15but no excuse here, man.
06:19You're not an illiterate squirrel.
06:23You're a perfected train squirrel.
06:24Oh, what the heck?
06:33Whoa.
06:34Like, teleporting.
06:37One stolen presents.
06:39What a dumbass!
06:40So the evil Acorn just been dropped into presents, huh?
06:45That's hilarious.
06:47Oh, definitely collected on sorts, so...
06:50Yeah, very nice.
06:51Alright, very cool.
06:59Yay, knocking finally made it.
07:01Press Select, extending, and the dirt, variants, and dig.
07:05Yep.
07:06Just figured that out on my own, so...
07:08Ooh, Acorn.
07:11Acorn restored energy.
07:14A little more health conscious than the chocolate bars.
07:19Conker prides, ammo, slingshot.
07:21I don't think I have a slingshot.
07:27Can I even get it from the start?
07:28No, okay.
07:32They tell me I can use them with a slingshot, but I don't have a slingshot.
07:36It's, like, such a tease.
07:38So they don't tell me that.
07:39Oh, wait, there's another...
07:45What was that?
07:46I guess that's a dirt pile.
07:49You can almost mistake it for, like, a little tiny body of water.
07:52Heh.
07:53Oh, okay.
07:56We will give you helpful advice.
07:57Head north of the East of the Forest Guardian's house.
08:00You'll move quicker if you double-tap the control pen.
08:03That was helpful.
08:05Thank you, sir.
08:10Mushroom town of our spooky forest.
08:14Earth East, so let's see.
08:17Whoa, crap!
08:19Killer plants here.
08:21Let's see if we can punch it.
08:23Punch it!
08:23Ah!
08:26Oh, just spammed the hell out of the punches there.
08:30Seemed to do the job, so...
08:32That's good.
08:34Oh, Mushroom Town.
08:43Ooh.
08:44We're going to court in auction.
08:48Pretty sure I might go in North East here, but...
08:50Oh, it's a building.
08:52Can we go in?
08:53Nope.
08:56Oh, what the heck?
08:58Oh.
08:59I guess he has to just call it a Crown Pound.
09:01Very cool.
09:08Ah, crap!
09:10It's Killer Mushroom, I guess.
09:16Get out of here, sucka.
09:20Ooh, another building.
09:21Ooh, another building.
09:23It's a building.
09:26Ooh, another building.
09:27Oh.
09:28Nope.
09:28All right.
09:29I've got to go all the way back, I'm sure.
09:38Oh, crap!
09:40This has to be a killer plant again.
09:42Okay.
09:43More crap!
09:44I'm gonna just beat the crap out of you, son.
09:57That sound effect was actually satisfying because you know you're landing the punches.
10:05It's like doododododoo.
10:08Alright.
10:09So cheery.
10:10Ooh!
10:11Got a save point.
10:12Let's take it.
10:131 out of 48 presents.
10:14I guess those presents are like my Jiggies, like Band of Mizzoui invites, specials.
10:35I don't know if that fish would attack me.
10:42Alright.
10:43Can't move the boulder, and there's a present right there too.
10:49Oh man.
10:50Oh there's a cave.
10:51Alright.
10:52I think we're gonna have more northeast.
10:56This way.
10:57Okay.
10:58I think we're gonna have more northeast this way.
11:03Okay.
11:04Okay.
11:05Okay.
11:06I think we're gonna have more northeast this way.
11:20Okay.
11:21Okay.
11:22I don't know.
11:23Sawing.
11:24Spooky Fork.
11:25Soul Park.
11:26Let's see what's realizing the spooky house.
11:30Don't beat the crap out, it's fine.
11:31Come here.
11:32Oh, oh, oh.
11:33Yeah, stay still.
11:37Building.
11:38And safe flight.
11:40Alright, sweet.
11:41Awesome.
11:42So.
11:43Door's gonna have an acort.
11:46That's not a lot of acort.
11:47I think it'll have an acort.
11:52Okay.
11:53It's not a co-op fair?
11:54Oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:55Yeah, stay still.
11:57Okay.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Oh, building.
12:01And safe flight.
12:03Alright, sweet.
12:05So...
12:06Let's do it, Acorn.
12:12Hi, Forest Guardian.
12:13If you ever get stuck on your journey, come here for help.
12:16But first, you must find a weapon, take the key, and present it.
12:21You'll find the presence on each world.
12:24Ooh, sweet.
12:27This key will allow you to enter a locked door.
12:31Well, the friendly acorns are very helpful.
12:35Love them.
12:37Alright, so I'll save again.
12:40Pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum, pum.
12:47Alright, gotta find the slingy shot now.
12:59Oh, serious?
13:00Kill that, bro?
13:02Jeez.
13:04Well, what's these like to ambush like that?
13:07I'm like, alright.
13:09I'm gonna do it like a mine.
13:14Alright, let's see if I can find a friendly Acorn to guide me.
13:20Where was that bat?
13:23There we go.
13:24Whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:25I think I messed with the bat.
13:26Okay.
13:27Hmm, that looks like a key that fits the middle.
13:28Okay, so...
13:29I guess we can go ahead and read the side, see which one takes me to the middle.
13:33Level R?
13:34Level R?
13:35Be technically the same as the middle?
13:38Maybe?
13:39Eh, it's a long shot, but yeah, no.
13:40Yeah, no.
13:41Hey!
13:42Hey!
13:43Don't hide there.
13:44Crap.
13:45Beat you to oblivion.
13:46Ooh.
13:47Alright, hold on.
13:48Is this the middle?
13:49Hold on.
13:50Hold on.
13:51Is this the middle?
13:52Hold on.
13:53Hold on.
13:54You need a presence to enter the barn.
13:55Oh god dang it.
13:56Oh, it's like dang jiggies.
13:57Okay, so I guess it's not the same.
13:59I don't know.
14:00I think you should do it.
14:02I think it's a flung shot, but...
14:03You know.
14:04Yeah, no.
14:05Hey!
14:06Hey!
14:07Don't hide there!
14:08Crap.
14:09Beat you to oblivion.
14:10B2 in oblivion.
14:11Oof.
14:12Alright, hold on.
14:13Is this the middle?
14:14Hold on.
14:15You need a presence to enter the barn.
14:16Oh god dang it.
14:17Oh, it's like dang jiggies.
14:20Okay, so I guess it's not the same thing.
14:23Okay, so I guess it's not the same. Alright, whatever.
14:32Where's this bloody mill?
14:40Alright, hold on.
14:42Alright, there we go. Mill on the hill.
14:46Cause I love it when it rhymes every time.
14:53We can live by the bay on a bale of hay. What do you say?
15:02Mill on the hill.
15:09Alright, get away! No!
15:11Oh, am I dead yet?
15:13Yeah, I'm not gonna try to fight him and then die on my way to the mill.
15:19Get on that.
15:20Oh, shit! No, no, no!
15:23Oh, come on!
15:25Son of a bitch.
15:27Aww.
15:29What do they gotta do? Conquer like that.
15:32I'm still crying.
15:34I just jacked up, man.
15:37Hair position a little wits.
15:39See, I did save after I collected the present and the key, so...
15:45Alright, alright.
15:52We're gonna get to that mill, dammit.
15:55We're not gonna end this video until I finally get to the mill.
15:58So I'm pretty sure that's where the slingy shot's gonna be.
16:09Stupid freaking mushroom killed me.
16:16Alright.
16:18Ah!
16:20These damn mushrooms!
16:22They hit my butt.
16:24I'm just gonna take a swing at ya, freaking plant man.
16:34Geez, why did that one take so long to kill?
16:36Alright.
16:39Bloody mushroom!
16:41Come here, stupid.
16:42You ain't killing me this time.
16:45Whew!
16:48Gonna cut you up and saute you, buddy!
16:49Alright.
16:50We're almost there.
16:52Collect some more acorns from a slingy short.
16:54Ooh!
16:56Cool!
16:58Oh!
17:00Where?
17:02Oh!
17:04Ooh!
17:06Oh.
17:08Oh!
17:10Oh!
17:12Oh!
17:14Oh!
17:16Oh!
17:17Hmm, that looks like a cute, looks like a fits a mill.
17:21Yes, thank you.
17:23Was I already told that previously, friendo?
17:27Alright, I think this is it.
17:30I hope.
17:32Let's talk to this guy.
17:34Push the block, walk up, push the desired direction, control pad, and...
17:38...push the keyboard.
17:40Okay.
17:42Alright, so let's go ahead.
17:49I guess you can't push that one.
17:53Try the dark one.
17:55Yeah, I mean, it's obvious.
17:58Of course it's gonna be the dark one.
18:00That's just the same...
18:03Same color as the little plates, or weight plates.
18:08Dang it.
18:12Okay, hold on.
18:15Hmm.
18:17For real?
18:18Can't move this.
18:20There we go.
18:21Okay.
18:22Ooh, present!
18:25Presente!
18:27Yeah, buddy.
18:34Ooh, slingshot!
18:36Hell yeah!
18:38Slingshot!
18:39Press the B button to fire con-
18:41Wait, what?
18:42Fire Conkers?
18:44Is that what he deems the Acorns?
18:46Because Conker is a squirt, huh?
18:49Don't understand that logic, but okay.
18:53Conkers.
18:54To launch the Conkers.
18:57Is that a typo or something?
18:59I don't know.
19:00It's like, I'm Conker, dude.
19:03Conker the squill.
19:06Not just any silly-o squill, I want the train squill.
19:12That was a nice fireplace.
19:15Check that out.
19:16So, like, simplistic, but...
19:17Man.
19:18Really good detail.
19:19It's amazing what you can do with pixels, man.
19:20It's great.
19:21Alright.
19:22Ooh, yeah, boy!
19:23Oh, what's up?
19:24Oh, yeah!
19:25Can take out the freakin' plants with no problem.
19:26Wait, is there a save point somewhere?
19:27All right.
19:28Where'd find the save point?
19:41What cool is the same shot?
19:53Head back to the forest.
19:56Yep, all the way back to the forest.
20:11Mushroom lake, male in the hill, cat in the hat.
20:22Didn't find this at any point.
20:26That's kind of cool, I'm kind of getting Zelda vibes with this game.
20:47So if Conker ever wanted a Zelda style Conker game, well here you go.
20:55That sounded like the same sound effect from Donkey Kong Land.
21:01You know it's when you collect a certain, I forgot if it was like the balloons in Donkey Kong Land or banana coins.
21:07Oh what the heck was that?
21:08That thing was freaky.
21:10Oh when you run fast you can actually bump into things and fall down.
21:16Oh what the heck?
21:17Oh I thought there was a barrier.
21:19No.
21:20I always hate that in video games when there's an invisible barrier.
21:25Aw crap.
21:26Oh get the hell away from me.
21:27Come here you little bastard.
21:28Come here you little bastard.
21:29Come here and see what's going on in there.
21:30I'm like it's like super funny thing.
21:35Now we come over here.
21:36How cool, that happens?
21:37So it has to be all over here.
21:38I'm the same thing.
21:39Well I'm not sure this, but it has to be a little too long ago.
21:40Like real sharp fate or something.
21:41Like real sharp, that's a little too long ago.
21:42Like real sharp and we had to get a little bit of madness.
21:44I always hate that in video games when, like, there's an invisible barrier.
21:49Aw, crap.
21:50Oh, get the hell away from me.
21:53Come here, you little bastard.
21:58Oh, I can kill them!
22:03Yeah.
22:04Good frickin' Redding suit.
22:06Just hating those mushrooms so frickin' much.
22:10Whoa, crap.
22:12Back up.
22:13Back up, son.
22:14Yeah.
22:15Go back from the compost pile you came from, boy.
22:33This game's so cheery.
22:34Love it, man.
22:36Ooh, cave.
22:37Oh, what the hell?
22:38Whoa!
22:39What the fuck?
22:40What kind of room is this?
22:41That's creepy.
22:42Some frickin' blob.
22:43This white room.
22:44What the hell?
22:45What is the deal?
22:46Just like the simulation in the Matrix?
22:47Showing me that this existence is a lie.
22:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:53What is creepy?
22:54Some frickin' blob.
22:55This white room.
22:56What the hell?
22:57What is the deal?
22:58Just like the simulation in the Matrix?
22:59Showing me that this existence is a lie.
23:00Okay, can we go through the door?
23:01Can I?
23:02Door?
23:03Nope.
23:04Nope.
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23:56Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and end this episode of The Package for YouTube, and yeah, thank
24:06you all for watching, so until the next video, love, peace, and chicken grease.
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