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Signed, Sealed, Deceived By My Billionaire Mailboy - Full
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00:00I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
00:10Really, it is an honor to be here. You will not be sorry you hired me.
00:15I'm counting on that.
00:18Is he hitting on me?
00:20The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
00:25Okay.
00:30Hey, I'm Clara. I'll help you get set up.
00:47Hey, thanks. I'm Ellie.
00:50Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
00:53Oh, do not worry about them. They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
00:57I'm highly qualified.
00:59Relax. It can be our little dirty secret.
01:16He's hot, but he's a broke clerk. Don't waste your time.
01:20I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
01:24I'll see you.
01:25I'll see you.
01:31When are you gonna quit that menial job?
01:34It's embarrassing, son.
01:37You're worth millions.
01:39You can act like it.
01:40You can act like it.
01:47Ellie!
01:48I'm Dick Z.
01:52Thank you, Mr. Preston.
01:53Oh, Commonwealth.
01:54When no one else is around.
01:57You know something?
01:58That dress fits you in all the right places.
02:05It just needs one little adjustment.
02:10There we go.
02:11Perfect.
02:12Oh my god, what do I do?
02:13Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
02:17You've used a CRM before?
02:19Yes.
02:20Good.
02:21You do understand what your position is here, right?
02:29I'm sorry.
02:30I'm not feeling well.
02:31If you'll excuse me.
02:35Eh, she'll come around.
02:49I'd ask you how your day went.
03:07What?
03:08Did you do chicken vets?
03:09Yeah, yeah.
03:10Your worst mom was.
03:15Well, what's wrong?
03:16I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because
03:19maybe he wants something else from me.
03:21Seriously?
03:22Already?
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
03:25We need it.
03:26Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
03:28Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
03:31I...
03:32I got something to, uh, tree up.
03:39Chimmy, uh...
03:40Is this an eviction notice?
03:43Are you kidding?
03:44Surprise.
03:47You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
03:50I'll get a job.
03:54No.
03:56You're not gonna get a job.
03:57Because what I need you to do is focus.
04:00Stay in school.
04:01I promised mom that I would take care of you.
04:03So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
04:08No.
04:09Mom, take a hug.
04:14Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
04:21She's wearing that see-through shirt.
04:23Like, come on.
04:24Be for real.
04:25Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
04:27Ellie, come see me.
04:28Yes.
04:29You want her to see me?
04:30Come in.
04:31Make a seat.
04:32No, no, no, no, no.
04:33This side.
04:34Why don't you check it out?
04:35See how it feels.
04:36Okay.
04:38You're...
04:53Impressive, Ellie.
04:54Really, really impressive.
04:58Most people in your position would play it safe.
05:02But you've got instincts.
05:03You've got instincts.
05:04I'm just doing my job.
05:06And doing it beautifully, I might add.
05:10You should probably get back.
05:12Mm-hmm.
05:13Oh, Prisca, I can't.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:16Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
05:24Oh, my god.
05:27It's going to be OK.
05:27I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
05:31It's not going to be fast enough, though.
05:33I should have just let him.
05:36That's a weird pep talk.
05:37Are you OK?
05:39Yeah, I think I just got fired.
05:41Sweetie, did I get fired?
05:45You've been reassigned.
05:50The mail room?
05:52Welcome to the heart of the company.
05:55Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
05:58I didn't say you did.
05:59Well, then why am I being punished?
06:00Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
06:02This happens all the time.
06:03Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
06:06Would you rather fight your way back up?
06:09Not to the people who say no.
06:10Look, you can either cry about it,
06:14or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
06:16It's up to you.
06:18Oh, right.
06:19Ask for, um, Colton.
06:48I'm Colton.
06:49You must be my new employee.
06:50I'm your supervisor.
06:51You are my supervisor?
06:53Yes.
06:54Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
06:56Thanks, Mr. Carter.
06:57No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:04Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here, and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
07:11But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
07:14You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
07:19Hey, I'm not going to die right now, but we do the kingdom.
07:22You do the kingdom.
07:24Thanks, Mr. Carter.
07:26No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
07:30Oh.
07:32Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
07:34And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself,
07:40expert of crying in bathrooms? Only on Mondays. Come on up. Well, this is your desk. Promise
07:53you it won't bite, usually. You want some water? I'll go get you some water. Okay.
08:10All right, we're gonna have to calm down. Just breathe. He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
08:21The world's most underrated crisis management tool. Hydration. In a paper cup and everything.
08:29Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate
08:33you are. I'm sorry. That was totally inappropriate. I was kidding. Okay.
08:40Ellie, look. I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell
08:56that you have something special. Everything's gonna be okay. Thanks. Of course.
09:10So, what were you doing upstairs? I'm a marketing strategist, or I was. Strategist in the mailroom.
09:24Preston must be running this place blind. If he had half a brain, he would use social media
09:30to increase our stock. That's what I would do, at least. Oh, it sounds like you've actually
09:33thought about this. Maybe a little bit. I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty
09:39faces, are we?
09:42Another tough one? I got demoted to the mailroom. Did you do your homework? Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
10:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment. If I can leave our car, let me take you.
10:04What's the point? We can't even afford doctors.
10:07I'm gonna get us to this. Okay. I'm gonna take care of everybody. Hey, you trust me, right?
10:13Yeah. Promise. Yeah. I trust you. Okay. I've got it.
10:20No.
10:50Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
11:02I guess blueberry. If you don't like it, just lie to me.
11:06You bought me breakfast?
11:08Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
11:20Oh, that bad, huh? No, no, it's perfect. Just like you.
11:41What was that? I don't know, I didn't say anything.
11:45I thought you said something.
11:47Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
11:52Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
11:56Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
12:04Okay.
12:06Quicker than me. I'm trying.
12:18Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
12:21I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
12:25They made a big mistake.
12:27You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
12:32How so?
12:40That's not a good one.
12:42You'll find out.
12:44What's that say?
12:53Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
12:56Handle immediately.
12:58You're crazy.
12:59You are dangerous, isn't you?
13:01Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
13:05Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
13:15Jesus Christy, everybody saw us.
13:17I think we're good.
13:19I think we're good.
13:21I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
13:39I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
13:50Really, it is an honor to be here.
13:53You will not be sorry you hired me.
13:56I'm counting on that.
13:59Is he hitting on me?
14:01The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
14:06Okay.
14:20Hey!
14:21I'm Clara.
14:22I'll help you get set up.
14:23Hey, thanks.
14:24I'm Ellie.
14:25Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
14:26Oh, do not worry about them.
14:27They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
14:28I'm highly qualified.
14:29Relax.
14:30It can be our little dirty secret.
14:31He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:32Don't waste your time.
14:33He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:34Don't waste your time.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36I'm sorry.
14:37I'm sorry.
14:38Those girls back there, were they?
14:39Oh, do not worry about them.
14:40They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
14:41Relax.
14:42It can be our little dirty secret.
14:44He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
14:59Don't waste your time.
15:01I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
15:05I'll see you.
15:06I'll see you.
15:11When are you going to quit that menial job?
15:16It's embarrassing, son.
15:18You're worth millions.
15:21Act like it.
15:29Illy!
15:30Take a seat.
15:32Thank you, Mr. Preston.
15:34Oh, Commonwealth.
15:36When no one else is around.
15:39You know something?
15:41That dress fits you in all the right places.
15:46It just needs one little adjustment.
15:52There we go.
15:53Perfect.
15:54Oh my God.
15:55What do I do?
15:56Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
15:59You've used the CRM before?
16:00Yes.
16:01Good.
16:02You do understand what your position is here, right?
16:09Um...
16:10I'm sorry.
16:11I'm not...
16:12I'm not feeling well.
16:13If...
16:14If you'll excuse me.
16:15Eh, she'll come around.
16:17So you don't mind that she'll come around.
16:20I'd ask you how your day went.
16:49What?
16:50Did you take your vets?
16:51Yeah, yeah.
16:52You're worse than Mom was.
16:56What's wrong?
16:58I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else
17:02from me.
17:03Seriously?
17:04Already?
17:05Yeah.
17:06Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
17:07We need it.
17:08Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
17:10Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
17:13I...
17:14I got something to, uh, tree up.
17:19Cheer me up.
17:21Is this an eviction notice?
17:24Are you kidding?
17:27Surprise.
17:28You are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
17:31I'll get a job.
17:34No.
17:36You're not gonna get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
17:41Stay in school.
17:42I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
17:44So I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
17:46No.
17:47Mom, take a hug.
17:51Mom, take a hug.
18:00Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
18:03She's wearing that see-through shirt.
18:05Like, come on.
18:06Be for real.
18:07Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
18:09Ellie.
18:10Come see me.
18:11Yes.
18:12You want her to see me?
18:13Come in.
18:14Make a seat.
18:15No, no, no, no, no.
18:16This side.
18:17Why don't you check it out?
18:18See how it feels.
18:19Okay.
18:20Okay.
18:21Okay.
18:22You're...impressive, Ellie.
18:35Really, really impressive.
18:40Most people in your position would play it safe.
18:44But you've got instincts.
18:46I'm just doing my job.
18:47And doing it...
18:50Beautifully, I might add.
18:52I think I should probably, um, get back.
18:55Oh, Prisla, I can't. I'm sorry.
18:57Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
19:06Oh, my God.
19:08It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna get another job, and it's gonna be fine.
19:13It's not gonna be fast enough, though. I should have just let him.
19:17That's a weird pep talk. Are you okay?
19:20Yeah, I think I just got fired.
19:23Sweetie, did I get fired?
19:26You've been reassigned.
19:32The mailroom?
19:34Welcome to the heart of the company.
19:37Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
19:40I didn't say you did.
19:41Well, then why am I being punished? Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
19:44This happens all the time. Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
19:48Did you really fight your way back on?
19:49Not to the people who say no.
19:52Look, you can either cry about it, or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
19:58It's up to you.
20:00Oh, right. Ask for, um, Colton.
20:03Mm-hmm.
20:03You're welcome.
20:04I'm sorry.
20:04You're welcome.
20:05Do you know what?
20:05I'm sorry.
20:06I'm sorry.
20:06I'm sorry.
20:07I'm sorry.
20:07Do you know what?
20:07Oh, my God.
20:08You're welcome.
20:08I'm so sorry.
20:08Bye.
20:38I'm Colton. You must be my new employee. I'm your supervisor.
20:45You are my supervisor?
20:47Yes.
20:52Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
20:54Thanks, Mr. Carter.
20:55No, just call me Colton or else it makes it seem like I'm gonna do your parents' taxes or something.
21:01Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here.
21:10And let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
21:16But I can promise you things are gonna be okay.
21:21You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
21:24Only on Mondays.
21:28Come on.
21:29Okay.
21:32Well, this is your desk.
21:34I promise you it won't bite, usually.
21:40You want some water?
21:42I'll go get you some water.
21:43Okay.
21:53Alright, we're gonna have to calm down.
21:55Just breathe. He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
22:03The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
22:07Hydration.
22:08In a paper cup and everything.
22:10Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
22:15I'm sorry.
22:16That was totally inappropriate.
22:17I was kidding.
22:18Okay.
22:19Oh.
22:20Ellie, look.
22:21I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
22:39Everything's gonna be okay.
22:41Thanks.
22:42Of course.
22:44So, what were you doing upstairs?
22:47I'm a marketing strategist.
22:48Or, I was.
22:49Strategist in the mailroom.
22:50Preston must be running this place blind.
22:51If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
22:54That's what I would do, at least.
22:55Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
22:56Maybe a little bit.
22:57I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
22:58Are we?
22:59No.
23:00No.
23:01No.
23:02No.
23:03No.
23:04No.
23:05No.
23:06No.
23:07No.
23:08No.
23:09No.
23:10No.
23:11No.
23:12No.
23:13No.
23:14No.
23:15No.
23:16No.
23:17No.
23:18No.
23:19No.
23:20No.
23:21No.
23:22No.
23:23No.
23:24No.
23:25No.
23:26No.
23:27No.
23:28No.
23:29No.
23:31No.
23:32No.
23:33No.
23:34Oh, I got devoted to the mailroom.
23:36Did you do your homework?
23:38Yeah, yeah.
23:39Whatever.
23:40Okay.
23:41Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
23:43Beck and Libra are going to take you.
23:45Okay.
23:46What's the point?
23:48We can't even afford doctors.
23:49I'm going to get us through this.
23:51Okay.
23:52I'm going to take care of everything.
23:53You trust me, right?
23:55Yeah.
23:56Promise.
23:57Yeah.
23:58I trust you.
23:59Okay.
24:01I've got it.
24:23Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
24:44I guess blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
24:49You bought me breakfast?
24:51Well, don't get used to it.
24:52I bribe new employees to like me.
24:55That's all.
25:18That bad, huh?
25:19No.
25:20No, it's perfect.
25:22What was that?
25:31Well, don't worry about this.
25:32I'll just buy you a new one.
25:35Let's go do some deliveries.
25:36It's the best part of the job.
25:39Get to go inside, get some fresh air,
25:41and, uh, enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
25:47Okay.
25:57Quicker than me.
25:59I'm trying.
26:00Oh, this is where I used to work.
26:02Right there.
26:03I bet that chair left a whole lot better with you in it.
26:08They made a big mistake.
26:12You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
26:15Why so?
26:23That's not a good one.
26:24How do you think?
26:25They'll find out.
26:34What does that say?
26:36Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
26:39Handle immediately.
26:41You're crazy.
26:41Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
26:52Oh my god, someone's coming.
26:53We have to go.
27:00I think we're good.
27:01Oh.
27:01I'm excited to put my marketing skills together.
27:31Good use and to grow at the company.
27:34Really, it is an honor to be here.
27:36You will not be sorry you hired me.
27:39I'm counting on that.
27:42Is he hitting on me?
27:44The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
27:49Okay.
28:01Hey.
28:23Relax.
28:24It can be our little dirty secret.
28:25He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
28:41Don't waste your time.
28:43I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
28:47I'll see you.
28:48I'll see you.
28:49When are you going to quit that menial job?
28:58It's embarrassing, son.
29:00You're worth millions.
29:04Act like it.
29:05Thank you, Mr. Preston.
29:17Oh, Commonwealth.
29:19When no one else is around.
29:22You know something?
29:23That dress fits you in all the right places.
29:27It just needs one little adjustment.
29:34There we go.
29:35Perfect.
29:36Oh my god, what do I do?
29:38Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
29:41You've used a CRM before?
29:43Yes.
29:44Good.
29:45You do understand what your position is here, right?
29:49I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.
29:55If you'll excuse me.
29:58Eh, she'll come around.
30:19I'd ask you how your day went.
30:31What?
30:32Did you take her meds?
30:33Yeah, yeah.
30:34You're worse than mom was.
30:39Well, what's wrong?
30:40I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from
30:44me.
30:45Seriously?
30:46Already?
30:47Yeah.
30:47Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
30:49We need it.
30:50Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
30:52Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
30:55I...
30:56I've got something to, uh, tree up.
31:03Chimmy, uh...
31:04Is this an eviction notice?
31:06Are you kidding?
31:09Surprise.
31:11You are horrible at cheering people up next.
31:14I'll get a job.
31:17No.
31:19You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
31:23Stay in school.
31:24I promised mom that I would take care of you.
31:27So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
31:32No.
31:33Mom, take a hug.
31:33Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
31:46She's wearing that see-through shirt.
31:48Like, come on.
31:48Be for real.
31:49Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
31:55Millie.
31:56Come see me.
31:56Yes.
31:57You want her to see me?
32:01Come in.
32:02Make a seat.
32:02No, no, no, no, no.
32:04This side.
32:05Why don't you check it out?
32:08See how it feels.
32:10Okay.
32:11You're impressive, Eileen.
32:18Really, really impressive.
32:22Most people in your position would play it safe.
32:26But you've got instincts.
32:28I'm just doing my job.
32:30And doing it beautifully, I might add.
32:34You should probably, um, get back.
32:35Mm-hmm.
32:37Oh, Prisca, I can't.
32:38I'm sorry.
32:39Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:50It's going to be okay.
32:51I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
32:55It's not going to be fast enough, though.
32:56I should have just let him.
32:59That's a weird pep talk.
33:01Are you okay?
33:03Yeah, I think I just got fired.
33:04Sweetie, did I get fired?
33:08You've been reassigned.
33:14The mail room?
33:16Welcome to the heart of the company.
33:19Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
33:21I didn't say you did.
33:23Well, then why am I being punished?
33:24Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
33:26This happens all the time.
33:27Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
33:30Did you really fight your way back up?
33:31Not to the people who are saying no.
33:34Look, you can either cry about it or prove that you're better than a quarter desk.
33:40It's up to you.
33:41Oh, right.
33:42Ask for, um, Colton.
33:44Okay.
33:57Oh, quoi.
33:58Oh, boy.
34:07I'm Colton.
34:21You must be my new employee.
34:24I'm your supervisor.
34:27You are my supervisor?
34:30Yes.
34:34Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
34:36Thanks, Mr. Carter.
34:38No, just call me Colton, or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
34:49Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
34:53and let me guess, you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes and are now silently panicking yourself.
34:59But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
35:03You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
35:06Only on Mondays.
35:10Come on.
35:14Well, this is your desk.
35:17I promise you it won't bite, usually.
35:22You want some water?
35:24I'll go get you some water.
35:26Okay.
35:26All right, we're going to have to calm down.
35:39Just breathe.
35:39He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
35:44The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
35:50Hydration.
35:51In a paper cup and everything.
35:53Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am and how good of a subordinate you are.
36:00I'm sorry.
36:01That was totally inappropriate.
36:02I was kidding.
36:03Ellie, look.
36:11I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom, but I can tell that you have something special.
36:22Everything's going to be okay.
36:23Thanks.
36:29Of course.
36:29So, what were you doing upstairs?
36:43I'm a marketing strategist, or I was.
36:46Strategist in the mailroom.
36:48Preston must be running this place blind.
36:51If he had half a brain, he would use social media to increase our stock.
36:55That's what I would do, at least.
36:56Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
36:59Maybe a little bit.
37:01I mean, after all, we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
37:05Are we?
37:14Another tough one?
37:15I got demoted to the mailroom.
37:19Did you do your homework?
37:21Yeah, yeah.
37:22Whatever.
37:24Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
37:26I'm going to beckon leave or call that I take you.
37:28What's the point?
37:29We can't even afford doctors.
37:31I'm going to get us to this.
37:32Okay.
37:34I'm going to take care of everybody.
37:34Hey, you trust me, right?
37:37Yeah.
37:38Promise?
37:39Yeah.
37:40I trust you.
37:41Okay.
37:43I've got it.
37:44Oh.
37:48Oh.
37:48Oh.
37:49Oh.
37:49Oh.
37:56Oh my god.
38:17I'm in so much trouble.
38:19I guess blueberry.
38:27If you don't like it, just lie to me.
38:31You bought me breakfast?
38:33Well, don't get used to it.
38:34I bribe new employees to like me.
38:37That's all.
38:38Oh.
38:38Oh.
38:38Not bad, huh?
39:01No.
39:02No, it's perfect.
39:04Just like you.
39:07What was that?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I didn't say anything.
39:10I thought you said something.
39:11Mm-hmm.
39:13Well, don't worry about this.
39:14I'll just buy you a new one.
39:17Let's go do some deliveries.
39:18It's the best part of the job.
39:21Get to go inside.
39:22Get some fresh air.
39:23And enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
39:28Okay.
39:39Quicker than me.
39:41I'm trying.
39:42Oh, this is where I used to work.
39:44Right there.
39:46I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
39:50They made a big mistake.
39:54You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
39:57How so?
39:58That's not a good boy.
40:06You'll find out.
40:17What does that say?
40:18Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor.
40:21Handle immediately.
40:23You're crazy.
40:24You are dangerous, isn't you?
40:25Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
40:34Oh, my God.
40:35Someone's coming.
40:35We have to go.
40:40Jesus, Jesse.
40:41Everybody saw us?
40:42Oh, I think we're good.
40:43Oh.
40:50Beep.
40:50I'm excited to put my marketing skills to good use and to grow with the company.
41:16Really, it is an honor to be here.
41:18You will not be sorry you hired me.
41:20I'm counting on that.
41:24Is he hitting on me?
41:26The marketing assistant, Claire, will get you acclimated.
41:31Okay.
41:50Hey, I'm Clara.
41:52I'll help you get set up.
41:53Hey, thanks.
41:53I'm Ellie.
41:56Sorry, those girls back there, were they?
41:58Oh, do not worry about them.
42:00They're just trying to figure out who you slept with to land the job.
42:02I'm highly qualified.
42:05Relax.
42:06It can be our little dirty secret.
42:22He's hot, but he's a broke clerk.
42:23Don't waste your time.
42:25I mean, it looks like you're all set up, actually.
42:30I'll see you.
42:30I'll see you.
42:37When are you going to quit that menial job?
42:40It's embarrassing, son.
42:42You're worth millions.
42:46Act like it.
42:47Thank you, Mr. Preston.
42:59Oh, Commonwealth.
43:01When no one else is around.
43:04You know something?
43:05That dress fits you in all the right places.
43:09It just needs one little adjustment.
43:16There we go.
43:17Perfect.
43:18Oh, my God.
43:19What do I do?
43:20Now, you are familiar with our tracking system, right?
43:23You've used a CRM before?
43:25Yes.
43:26Good.
43:27You do understand what your position is here, right?
43:33Um, I'm sorry.
43:35I'm not feeling well.
43:37If you'll excuse me.
43:39Eh, she'll come around.
44:09I'd ask you how your day went.
44:13What?
44:14Did you check the beds?
44:15Yeah, yeah.
44:16You're worse than Mom was.
44:21Well, what's wrong?
44:22I think the only reason why my boss hired me is because maybe he wants something else from
44:26me.
44:27Seriously?
44:28Already?
44:29Yeah.
44:30Yeah, and I can't afford to lose this job.
44:31We need it.
44:32Oh, he really didn't waste any time.
44:34Did you at least get some free terrible office coffee?
44:37I, I got something to, uh, cheer me up.
44:44Cheer me up.
44:46Is this an eviction notice?
44:48Are you kidding?
44:51Surprise.
44:52Holly, you are horrible at cheering people up, Max.
44:56I'll get a job.
45:00No.
45:01You're not going to get a job because what I need you to do is focus.
45:05Stay in school.
45:06I promised Mom that I would take care of you.
45:09So I'm going to take care of you, okay?
45:14No.
45:15Mom, take a hug.
45:15Yeah, well, you know, she's got big plans.
45:28She's wearing that see-through shirt.
45:30Like, come on.
45:30Be for real.
45:31Like, that's supposed to get his attention.
45:37Kelly, come see me.
45:39Yes.
45:42You want her to see me?
45:43Come in.
45:44Make a seat.
45:44No, no, no, no, no.
45:46This side.
45:47Why don't you check it out?
45:50See how it feels.
45:52Okay.
45:57You're impressive, Ellie.
46:00Really, really impressive.
46:04Most people in your position would play it safe.
46:08But you've got instincts.
46:10I'm just doing my job.
46:12And doing it beautifully, I might add.
46:15I think you should probably, um, get back.
46:18Mm-hmm.
46:19Oh, Prisca, I can't.
46:20I'm sorry.
46:22Well, someone just made the biggest mistake of their lives.
46:25Oh, my God.
46:32It's going to be okay.
46:33I'm going to get another job, and it's going to be fine.
46:37It's not going to be fast enough, though.
46:39I should have just let him.
46:39That's a weird pep talk.
46:43Are you okay?
46:45Yeah, I think I just got fired.
46:47Sweetie.
46:48Did I get fired?
46:50You've been reassigned.
46:52The mail room?
46:58Welcome to the heart of the company.
47:01Well, I didn't do anything wrong.
47:03I didn't say you did.
47:05Well, then why am I being punished?
47:06Just because I didn't let him kiss me?
47:08This happens all the time.
47:09Mr. Preston is a very powerful CEO, but he's forgiving.
47:12Not to the people who say no.
47:13Look, you can either cry about it,
47:16or prove that you're better than a corner desk.
47:19It's up to you.
47:19It's up to you.
47:49I'm Colton.
48:01You must be my new employee.
48:03I'm your supervisor.
48:06You are my supervisor?
48:09Yes.
48:13Come on, I'll show you the kingdom.
48:15Thanks, Mr. Carter.
48:17No, just call me Colton,
48:18or else it makes it seem like I'm going to do your parents' taxes or something.
48:28Look, I know that it's not very glamorous down here,
48:31and let me guess,
48:33you just cried in the bathroom for 30 minutes
48:35and are now silently panicking yourself.
48:38But I can promise you things are going to be okay.
48:42You seem like you're an expert of crying in bathrooms.
48:44Only on Mondays.
48:49Come on.
48:50Okay.
48:53Well, this is your desk.
48:56I promise you I won't.
48:59You want some water?
49:00I'll go get you some water.
49:01All right.
49:15Just breathe.
49:15He's just a man with arms and a jawline.
49:20The world's most underrated crisis management tool.
49:26Hydration.
49:27In a paper cup and everything.
49:29Yeah, well, I guess that just goes to show how good of a boss I am
49:32and how good of a subordinate you are.
49:36I'm sorry.
49:37That was totally inappropriate.
49:38I was kidding.
49:39Okay.
49:46Ellie, look.
49:50I know that it's not anyone's dream to be in the mailroom,
49:55but I can tell that you have something special.
49:58Everything's going to be okay.
50:01Thanks.
50:05Of course.
50:16So, what were you doing upstairs?
50:19I'm a marketing shot adjuster.
50:20Or, I was.
50:22Strategist in the mailroom.
50:24Preston must be running this place blind.
50:27If he had half a brain,
50:28he would use social media to increase our stock.
50:31That's what I would do, at least.
50:33Oh, it sounds like you've actually thought about this.
50:35Maybe a little bit.
50:37I mean, after all,
50:38we're not just a couple of pretty faces.
50:41Are we?
50:42Are we?
50:42Another tough one?
50:51I got demoted to the mailroom.
50:56Did you do your homework?
50:57Yeah, yeah.
50:58Whatever.
51:00Oh, you also have a doctor's appointment.
51:02That can leave our car that I take you.
51:04What's the point?
51:05We can't even afford doctors.
51:07I'm going to get us through this.
51:08Okay.
51:10I'm going to take care of everybody.
51:10Hey, you trust me, right?
51:13Yeah.
51:14Promise.
51:15Yeah.
51:16I trust you.
51:17Okay.
51:19I've got it.
51:20No.
51:50Oh my god, I'm in so much trouble.
52:02I guess Blueberry, if you don't like it, just lie to me.
52:06You bought me breakfast?
52:08Well, don't get used to it. I bribe new employees to like me. That's all.
52:20Oh, not bad, huh? No, no, it's perfect. Just like you.
52:41What was that? I don't know, I didn't say anything.
52:45I thought you said something.
52:47Well, don't worry about this. I'll just buy you a new one.
52:52Let's go do some deliveries. It's the best part of the job.
52:56Get to go inside, get some fresh air, and enjoy some awkward elevator rides.
53:04Okay.
53:06Quicker than me.
53:16Try.
53:17Oh, this is where I used to work. Right there.
53:22I bet that chair looked a whole lot better with you in it.
53:25They made a big mistake.
53:29You want to make it a little bit more interesting?
53:32How so?
53:33That's not a good one.
53:34You'll find out.
53:48What does that say?
53:50Um, it says baby goat loose on the third floor. Handle immediately.
53:58You're crazy. You are dangerous, aren't you?
54:02Don't you think that that's a little risky, isn't it?
54:07Oh my god, someone's coming. We have to go.
54:15Jesus, Jessie, everybody saw us.
54:17I think we're good.
54:19Oh.
54:20Oh.
54:21Oh, my God.
54:22Erg, I'm good.
54:24Oh.
54:25Oh, my God.
54:26Ahem.
54:28Yes.
54:29Yes.
54:31Oh.
54:33Oh.
54:37Oh, my God.
54:39Yes.
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