00:00The
00:30Hi, Ma.
00:40Hello, Pa.
00:44Coffee's poured.
00:51Got a turkey for you, Ma.
00:54For Thanksgiving, Pa?
00:57Yep.
01:00We'll have just enough time to fatten him up.
01:04You go get some grub for him, and I'll put him out in the yard.
01:22How do you like that?
01:23Putting another bird in here, another mouse to feed.
01:26There's hardly enough food for me to eat around this place.
01:30Oh, well, I don't have to worry.
01:31I've got seniority on him.
01:33He won't get any more food than me.
01:35Huh?
01:38Hold it, Thomas.
01:40Boy, am I glad I was in time to save you.
01:43Save me from what?
01:44This food.
01:45I've seen him come, and I've seen him go.
01:49Don't you see what their little game is?
01:51They want you to get all fattened up for Thanksgiving, so they give you all the best food, and you eat and eat until you're nice and fat.
01:57Then on Thanksgiving, you get the axe.
01:59They stick you in an old hot stove.
02:01The next thing you know, you're on a table.
02:03It's time to carve.
02:04He picks up the knife.
02:05He starts toward you, and then...
02:08Hey, Thomas.
02:09Thomas.
02:10Thomas!
02:11Where'd you go?
02:17Now, what you've got to do is fool him and not eat.
02:20In fact, you better start reducing.
02:23You weigh too much now.
02:25Here, stay for yourself.
02:26Come on, come on.
02:40Let's put some speed into it.
02:42Only 16 days until Thanksgiving, you know.
02:53Attaboy, Tom.
02:54Let's...
02:55Push him and throw him down.
03:05If he doesn't know, give it to you.
03:07Oh, you're a dumbass.
03:11Oh, you're a dumbass.
03:25Excuse me.
03:37Well, here it is, Thanksgiving Day, and you're safe as a bug in a rug, thanks to me.
03:43What a wreck.
03:44Nobody would eat you now.
03:45It's Thanksgiving Day, Ma.
03:50I better go out and get the turkey.
03:54Man's sakes.
03:55Hmm.
03:57This turkey's sure a bony looking critter.
04:00Don't look very healthy to me.
04:03Yeah, ain't he a mess.
04:05Too bad he ain't healthy like me.
04:07Here, look at this wing.
04:08Did you ever see a wing like that on a duck before?
04:11Yes, sir.
04:12I'm all fat, tender duck.
04:14Now, take this drumstick, for instance.
04:16Ain't that a beauty?
04:17Yeah, but it's a shame you can't eat duck on Thanksgiving.
04:23Or can you?
04:24I've got to lose this weight, but fast.
04:49Oh!
04:54Tell him, you've got to hide me, quick.
04:59Okay, hide under here.
05:02No, no, he'll find you there, over here.
05:09No, not there, in here.
05:14No, no, not here.
05:17Up here.
05:22Hey, look, you had better leave the country.
05:24Go to Rio, where they don't have Thanksgiving.
05:27Yeah, here's your bag and tickets.
05:28Hurry, you don't want to miss the boat.
05:30No, I wouldn't want to miss the boat.
05:32Goodbye, goodbye.
05:34Don't forget to ride.
05:36Bon voyage.
05:46Hmm.
05:47Inside the stateroom.
05:49I'll have to talk to the steward.
05:50Is that duck cooked yet, Ma?
06:00No, and it don't look like it ever will be.
06:03I keep a-lightin' the matches,
06:05and he keeps blowin' them out.
06:07Oh!
06:11Uh.
06:13Ah!
06:13Ah!
06:14Mmm!
06:15Make your bag that way...
06:16Ah!
06:17Ah!
06:17Sir!
06:17Oh, my gosh!
06:18Oh!
06:18I ain't carsipper!
06:18Oh, my gosh!
06:20Ah!
06:21Oh...
06:21Oh, my gosh!
