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00:01:03Well, it's been three months.
00:01:05Happy anniversary.
00:01:10What is it?
00:01:15I have to tell you about my job.
00:01:22This might shock you, but you should know everything before this relationship goes further.
00:01:30Don't, Bob.
00:01:31What?
00:01:34I'm very happy when I'm with you.
00:01:36No one's ever made me laugh like you do.
00:01:39And if I were a single woman, I could see a real future for us.
00:01:42But I'm a package deal.
00:01:45What do you mean?
00:01:46My kids are my priority, and how can I put this gently?
00:01:52They hate me.
00:01:54Yeah.
00:01:55I can make them like me.
00:01:57Oh, see?
00:01:58You can't make kids like you.
00:02:00Not mine or anyone's.
00:02:02My kids have been through a lot, and I don't think we should take the next step until they warm up to you.
00:02:12Doesn't your happiness count?
00:02:16Excuse me.
00:02:17Sorry, I've got to go.
00:02:23Emergency at work.
00:02:25No ink.
00:02:26It's much bigger.
00:02:28Sorry, really.
00:02:30I'll explain everything tomorrow.
00:02:33Okay.
00:02:34I'll see you tomorrow.
00:02:47What took you so long to get here?
00:02:5660 minutes.
00:02:57You start for a latte?
00:02:58Oh, I get it.
00:02:59You're, uh, what's the expression?
00:03:01Chopping my bust.
00:03:03Close enough.
00:03:03Poldark and a couple other Ruskies just went in the refinery.
00:03:07Dan, I was right.
00:03:09I was planning something.
00:03:11Maybe they just want to fill up their gas tanks for free.
00:03:13I couldn't blame them.
00:03:14You know, that man's so crooked, he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.
00:03:18You're the world's foremost authority on Poldark.
00:03:20What do you think he's up to?
00:03:21If his mission is to sabotage the world's oil reserves,
00:03:24why would he care about some two-bit refinery like this one?
00:03:27I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
00:03:29I'll make sure you get a chance to ask him.
00:03:44How the heck are you going to get in there?
00:03:47Jetpack?
00:03:48You said to shop.
00:04:06Wait for my signal.
00:04:07Yuri.
00:04:19What's this?
00:04:20Sifu.
00:04:21When we are done here, I want you to blow this place to Smithereens.
00:04:25Oh.
00:04:27I want you to blow this place to Smithereens.
00:04:57Cut.
00:05:02Lennyo.
00:05:03I don't have all day.
00:05:04There is no overtime here.
00:05:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:23Get back.
00:05:25I would love to chat, but I gotta go.
00:05:55I would love to chat.
00:06:25Come on.
00:06:27Come on.
00:06:32Come on.
00:06:35Come on.
00:06:36Come on.
00:06:38Here we are.
00:06:39That was fun.
00:06:40A good, robic workout.
00:06:44We should do this again sometime.
00:06:46Okay, Polar, let's go.
00:06:52You see the look on Polar's face, man?
00:06:59Brilliant work, Bob.
00:07:01Unbelievable.
00:07:02I really hate to see you go home.
00:07:03You're the best agent I've ever had.
00:07:05Hey, you know, I'm standing right here.
00:07:07Maybe I can get your government to loan you to me just a little bit longer.
00:07:11No.
00:07:12This was my last assignment.
00:07:14I'm retiring.
00:07:15Don't tell me because of Jillian.
00:07:17I want a normal life.
00:07:19I want to get married.
00:07:21Oh, heck, man.
00:07:22Don't get married.
00:07:23Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years and give her your house.
00:07:28Keep the watch.
00:07:30A memento.
00:07:31Compliments of the CIA.
00:07:33So, Jillian, is that the woman that lives next door to your cover house?
00:07:36Yeah, they've been, uh, stepping out.
00:07:38I could never give up this life for a woman.
00:07:40We're spies, man.
00:07:41Every little boy wants to be a spy.
00:07:43It's the life.
00:07:44All the hours you spend sitting alone in a little room like this.
00:07:47Eating cold takeout food in the back of a surveillance van, getting shot at all the time.
00:07:51Learning how to pee in a bottle in a moving vehicle.
00:07:53You're doing the right thing.
00:07:55Only problem is that our kids hate me.
00:07:58You're the man.
00:08:01I'm really gonna miss you, home.
00:08:03Good luck with those kids.
00:08:04I brought down dictators.
00:08:06How tough can three kids be?
00:08:10Come on, Ringo!
00:08:11Ringo!
00:08:12Ringo!
00:08:13Come on, Ringo!
00:08:14Come on, Ringo!
00:08:15Come on, Ringo!
00:08:16Ringo!
00:08:17Come on, Ringo!
00:08:18Hi, kids.
00:08:19I'm sorry about running out last night.
00:08:26It's all right.
00:08:28It's your job.
00:08:29No, it was rude.
00:08:30I promised it would never happen again.
00:08:34Mom, what about Ringo?
00:08:36Oh.
00:08:37We've tried everything, sweetheart.
00:08:39He'll come down when he's ready.
00:08:40You wanna see what I've been working on?
00:08:44Sure.
00:08:47Ringo!
00:08:48Ringo!
00:08:49Come on, kitty.
00:08:50It's not that full.
00:08:51Please, please, please, Ringo.
00:09:02There you go.
00:09:14So, what do you think?
00:09:19Well, mmm, wow.
00:09:24It's a work in progress.
00:09:25Sadly, I didn't have any time to work on it today.
00:09:28Cat was on the roof.
00:09:29Satellites broken again.
00:09:30I spent two hours on hold trying to get a repairman out here.
00:09:34And I can't stop thinking about last night.
00:09:37So, are we okay?
00:09:40I understand.
00:09:43If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.
00:09:48Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.
00:09:53So, do you really like it?
00:09:56It frightens me.
00:09:58Sometimes I think I've found the last honest man left in the world.
00:10:13I brought you all cookies.
00:10:18Yes?
00:10:19Is it true you're gonna marry Bob?
00:10:21What?
00:10:22Whoa, calm down.
00:10:23You can't do this, Jillian.
00:10:24You're, like, so far above him.
00:10:26What she means is he's boring.
00:10:28He's a geek.
00:10:29He's a very nice man who treats me very well.
00:10:32He's a pen importer.
00:10:34He's a cyborg.
00:10:36You all don't know him like I do.
00:10:39He's very passionate about the world and about my art.
00:10:43He likes to talk about history, science, and politics.
00:10:46Mm-hmm.
00:10:47I see what you mean about him not being boring.
00:10:53What you all call boring?
00:10:55I call dependable.
00:10:56For once, I'd like a man who goes to work every day at the same time.
00:11:00And who comes home every single night.
00:11:02A man who doesn't lie or cheat or leave his family the first time some s-
00:11:17My happiness counts, too.
00:11:23I hate it when old people have feelings.
00:11:27We got a deep six, Bob.
00:11:32What's the story here?
00:11:44They hit Podark's prison transport caravan at the edge of town.
00:11:47Tell me he didn't get away.
00:11:49Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.
00:11:52I'm telling you, this whole thing was a set up.
00:11:54They knew he was coming.
00:11:57Are you saying there's a mold in the agency?
00:11:59I'm not saying anything except he got away.
00:12:02Welcome back.
00:12:03Welcome back.
00:12:23You can imagine what's life in there, the oppressive darkness and the torture of M.D.
00:12:42They stretching for years.
00:12:44Prison as hell.
00:12:45You were in there for four hours.
00:12:48Enough tearful reunion.
00:12:51I need a new batch of the formula as soon as possible.
00:12:58We'll run another test in two days.
00:13:02I need a chain so close, something current and fashionable, and something to eat that
00:13:08does not come with a toy.
00:13:10Ah.
00:13:21I need a chain so close.
00:13:28I need a chain so close.
00:13:32I need a chain so close.
00:13:38I need a chain so close.
00:13:40I need a chain so close.
00:13:42I need a chain so close.
00:13:49I need a chain so close.
00:13:51Honey, we're getting ready to carve pumpkins downstairs.
00:14:13You want to join us?
00:14:15Absolutely, because I'm a loser and I have no life.
00:14:19Did I mention we're going to toast the pumpkin seeds?
00:14:23Come on.
00:14:24I want you to join the family.
00:14:26And I want some privacy.
00:14:28Don't get fresh with me.
00:14:30I'll use whatever tone of voice I want to use with you.
00:14:32Farron, I want you downstairs.
00:14:33No, I'm not going to come downstairs right now.
00:14:35Get out.
00:14:36Farron, this is my house.
00:14:37You don't owe me.
00:14:38You don't owe me.
00:14:39Get out.
00:14:40I said get out, Jillian.
00:14:41Get out.
00:14:42Downstairs in five minutes.
00:14:43I hate this house.
00:14:44I hate this family.
00:14:45Get out.
00:14:48No, she won't hear me.
00:14:59I'm on the roof.
00:15:00It's like the only place I can get any privacy in this loony bin.
00:15:04I can't let Jillian marry this guy.
00:15:08No, it's not that.
00:15:10I mean, you're right.
00:15:11He is a total drone, but that's not the issue.
00:15:14What's going to happen when my dad comes back?
00:15:17He won't just leave me here alone.
00:15:19He'll be back.
00:15:20And if she's married, what happens then?
00:15:24I don't know.
00:15:34Mom, aunt's eating duffel bacon.
00:15:36Okay, that's just wrong.
00:15:38Why is it wrong?
00:15:39Come on.
00:15:43Oh, Bob.
00:15:56Hey.
00:15:57So how is it going with those kids?
00:15:59I'm taking Julia and the children on the picnic.
00:16:01I'm going to force those kids to delight me.
00:16:03Force them?
00:16:04you know you might as well try scratching your ear with your elbow guess what podark escaped
00:16:15no longer my problem yeah i know but uh we recovered a file seems to be an entry portal
00:16:21to a website but we can't crack it i thought maybe you could take a look at it hey if you
00:16:26can figure it out great if you can't no harm no foul as a favor to you send it to my home computer
00:16:34already did oh while i'm thinking about it they suspect there may be a mole at the agency
00:16:41they suspect me no you know glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire i've no idea what
00:16:48that means hey listen man have fun on your picnic and just shoot me back when you check out that file
00:16:55thanks
00:17:13i saw encryption let's see what you've got
00:17:25is it noon already no i have bad news
00:17:37my father's in the hospital oh that's terrible
00:17:41he plays senior softball and he slid into third and now he's having his hip replaced
00:17:45that's terrible i have to leave the kids and fly to denver take care of dad
00:17:49that's great what are you talking about let me watch the kids it will give us a chance to get to know
00:17:57each other hmm no bob you them i don't know my aunt's flying in from san antonio she's very good with
00:18:06the kids she was in the military julia this could be just what we need you really think you can handle
00:18:12that kind of pressure the driving the school work and then there's halloween getting their costumes
00:18:18finishing decorating the house no problem halloween is my favorite you have nothing to worry about
00:18:24that they'll be perfectly safe with me it's not them i'm worried about
00:18:32you can't be serious isn't there any other option foster care juvenile home
00:18:37okay love you guys i'm gonna miss you yeah it's proven by this total abandonment you'll survive
00:18:50i'll buy you something from the hospital gift shop bye love you see you later bye
00:18:55bye so is this exciting or what
00:19:06well i'll just pack a few things and we'll go to your house okay
00:19:10a slowbie i knew he cut his own hair nothing telling in his dvd collection standard action
00:19:30movies mainstream comedies no sci-fi and nothing above pg-13
00:19:34hey his computer let's check it out good idea there's gotta be some dirt on there
00:19:45oh wow fashion armageddon i haven't forgotten colton i will look at the file but this is important
00:19:54what is a halloween
00:19:58whoa farron do you realize what this is it's got you all worked up let me guess a klingon
00:20:04dictionary you have me confused with an entirely different class of geek stockholm gbh grievous bodily
00:20:11harm live in stockholm this is one of the rarest bootleg concerts in the world why does bob have it
00:20:18who cares i'm gonna download it this is my ticket to coalsville
00:20:34this is what you bring me to wear
00:20:38you said you wanted current i look like the first prince of belarus send someone out to get me
00:20:44something elegant what is this problem you found i went on to download the formula and found this site
00:20:51being accessed by third party if the united states or china has the formula they can develop antibody for
00:20:58tracing the isp but it's heavily encrypted it will take me a while to track it on fine to ever
00:21:04downloaded my formula retrieve it and kill them thank you
00:21:12what's up with you i'm gonna kill you what i'm gonna kill you don't hurt me don't hurt me
00:21:26he's hurting me hey hey hey hey hey hey stop what's going on here she threw a stink bomb in my room what
00:21:36that's so not true oh so what you're saying i threw a stink bomb in my own room just to get you in
00:21:42trouble sad so sad hey hey i'm very disappointed in you you two should be in bed by now well if we
00:21:54finish our homework in time jillian lets us stay up till midnight
00:21:56she also likes us to watch adult swim it's kind of a tradition i didn't really think this one through
00:22:16nora let's get ready for bed i don't want to go to bed
00:22:27only my mommy can kiss me
00:22:35here i come
00:22:39come back now i got you
00:22:48i got you come back
00:22:49can you mommy do that sleep
00:23:19i got you
00:23:32Get out!
00:23:53Hello?
00:23:54You're alive. That's a good sign.
00:23:57How are the kids?
00:23:59We had a great night. Easy as pie.
00:24:01Really? You're with my kids, right?
00:24:05Bob, the other night at dinner,
00:24:09you were gonna say something about your job,
00:24:11and I cut you off.
00:24:13You wanna tell me now?
00:24:15Uh...
00:24:17It can't wait until you get back.
00:24:19I really think this was a good idea.
00:24:23I'm sure the world is behind us.
00:24:26Just a second.
00:24:44Just a second.
00:24:46Just a second.
00:24:48I got it.
00:24:52Fire!
00:24:54Huh?
00:24:56Oh, my.
00:24:58Oh, my.
00:25:00Oh, my.
00:25:02Oh, mistake.
00:25:04Oh, my.
00:25:05Look, mistake.
00:25:06Oh, my.
00:25:07Oh, my.
00:25:08Oh, my.
00:25:09Oh, my.
00:25:10Oh, my.
00:25:11I got it.
00:25:12Fire!
00:25:13Huh?
00:25:14Oh, my.
00:25:15Uh, oh, my.
00:25:19Oh, mistake.
00:25:21Oh, woo.
00:25:23Oh, woo.
00:25:26Everything will be fine.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:29Almost ready.
00:25:36Jack-Gun, it's not your day.
00:25:39You sure your mother let you go to school like that?
00:25:41Duh, Bob.
00:25:43Duh, Bob.
00:25:45Hi.
00:25:57Well, you guys have a nice day.
00:26:09So, what do you do all day?
00:26:11Nothing. I'm full.
00:26:15You're full of it.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:22Full of it.
00:26:23I'm telling you, I downloaded it yesterday.
00:26:25Really?
00:26:26Because if you really had, that'd be pretty cool.
00:26:28Yeah, pretty cool.
00:26:29Let's hear it then.
00:26:36Trying to pop our ears is nothing but a bunch of static.
00:26:39I don't get it.
00:26:40I get it.
00:26:41You're a pathetic little nerd and a liar.
00:26:43Let's get him.
00:26:45No!
00:26:46Becky!
00:26:47Put me down!
00:26:48Put me down!
00:26:49Put me down!
00:26:50Okay, you ask for it.
00:26:51No!
00:26:52No!
00:26:53No!
00:26:54No!
00:26:55No!
00:26:56You guys are gonna hear from me and my lawyer.
00:26:58All your favorites!
00:27:00Each and every one of you!
00:27:02So, tell me more about Halloween.
00:27:03It's the best.
00:27:04You get candy.
00:27:05Everyone tends to be someone else.
00:27:06And nobody knows who you really are.
00:27:07Sounds familiar.
00:27:08Nora!
00:27:09So, what do you want to be?
00:27:10A Frankenstein?
00:27:11A zombie?
00:27:12Sweetie, do you want to be a princess?
00:27:13Yes.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:15I want a princess.
00:27:16I want a princess.
00:27:17I want a princess.
00:27:18I want a princess!
00:27:19and nobody knows who you really are.
00:27:22Sounds familiar.
00:27:23Nora.
00:27:26So, what do you want to be?
00:27:27A Frankenstein?
00:27:29A zombie?
00:27:31Sweetie, do you want to be a princess?
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:42Okay, princess.
00:27:45No!
00:27:46Princess!
00:27:47Princess!
00:27:48Oh, my God, I'm good.
00:27:49Nora.
00:27:50Not fairy.
00:27:55Princess.
00:27:56Princess.
00:27:58Princess.
00:28:03Ta-da!
00:28:05Pink.
00:28:07Pink.
00:28:12Mmm.
00:28:15Ta-da!
00:28:16Princess.
00:28:17It's too big.
00:28:18Too big?
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:20Ta-da!
00:28:21Princess.
00:28:22It's too big.
00:28:23Too big?
00:28:24Okay.
00:28:25Tora!
00:28:26Tora!
00:28:27Ta-da!
00:28:28Princess.
00:28:29It's too big.
00:28:30Too big?
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:32Tora!
00:28:33Tora!
00:28:34Tora!
00:28:35Okay.
00:28:49Laura?
00:28:51Laura?
00:28:55Laura?
00:29:01Laura?
00:29:06Laura?
00:29:11Laura?
00:29:17Laura?
00:29:19Sorry, sorry.
00:29:21Sorry.
00:29:27Laura?
00:29:35Laura?
00:29:37Laura?
00:29:39Laura?
00:29:41Laura?
00:29:43Laura?
00:29:45Laura?
00:29:46Laura?
00:29:47Laura?
00:29:48Laura?
00:29:49Laura?
00:29:50Laura?
00:29:51You don't wander off again?
00:29:53I'm sorry, Bob.
00:29:55Let's go pay for your costume.
00:29:56Let's go pay for your costume.
00:30:03Yo, it's Ho.
00:30:07Just hold him till I get there.
00:30:16Can I just say before we begin
00:30:18that only in the current distress condition
00:30:20of the American public school system
00:30:23could I be deposited headfirst
00:30:25into a garbage can
00:30:27and yet I'm the one who winds up
00:30:28receiving disciplinary action.
00:30:32Who exactly are you?
00:30:34Oh, I'm his mother's, uh, um...
00:30:38Neighbor.
00:30:39Neighbor.
00:30:40I'm watching him for a few days.
00:30:43Well, this is not the first time Ian has been in trouble.
00:30:46He gets in fights, he lies.
00:30:48Hey, I don't lie.
00:30:49You told everyone you invited, uh,
00:30:51Selena Gomez to the spring dance.
00:30:53Her appearance for you was an obstacle.
00:30:55You said you spent New Year's Eve at the Playboy Mansion?
00:30:58Hey, pay-per-view high def.
00:31:00I felt like I was there.
00:31:08I'm telling you, lying is a dangerous game.
00:31:10Bob, you sell pens.
00:31:12What are you...
00:31:13Oh, no.
00:31:14That's them.
00:31:15Who?
00:31:16The future felons put me in the trash can.
00:31:20Hey, geek boy.
00:31:21We got detention because of you.
00:31:22Yeah, because of you.
00:31:23You're gonna pay for that.
00:31:25Gentlemen, we don't want trouble.
00:31:27Who's this?
00:31:28Your mom?
00:31:29You wish.
00:31:30He's my bodyguard.
00:31:31I hired him.
00:31:32You better watch out.
00:31:34Is that true?
00:31:35No, he's joking.
00:31:36I'm the babysitter.
00:31:38What are you gonna do?
00:31:40Ask you politely to allow us to pass.
00:31:43How humiliating.
00:31:56Why didn't you do something?
00:31:58Why did you tell them I was your bodyguard?
00:32:01You're right.
00:32:02I guess it was too big a stretch.
00:32:13Hey, how you doing?
00:32:21I'm Ian.
00:32:22I told you you got a beautiful body.
00:32:24You hold it against me.
00:32:26Ew.
00:32:29At least you're not shy.
00:32:31I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
00:32:34Mission accomplished.
00:32:40Get in here.
00:32:42Ooh.
00:32:43You look so pretty.
00:32:48Farron, I didn't know you did gymnastics.
00:32:50Why would you?
00:32:51You don't know anything about me.
00:32:53You come over to hang out with Jillian,
00:32:55and you never even talk to us.
00:32:57Come on, let's go.
00:33:01The woman's got a point.
00:33:03You don't know who you are sending out to buy my clothes,
00:33:13but I want them killed.
00:33:16You could go yourself.
00:33:18I'm the most wanted man in America.
00:33:21I cannot exactly browse the racks of JCPenney's.
00:33:25Just give me something that will blend in.
00:33:27Something extremely American.
00:33:29Sir, we are ready to run the test.
00:33:32You're ready to run the test.
00:33:33You're ready to run the test.
00:33:38You're ready to run the test.
00:33:40Magnificent.
00:34:10She must have plastic in her shoes.
00:34:14It will eat any petroleum product.
00:34:19We're working on that.
00:34:25What happened to the bacteria?
00:34:28They live as long as they feed.
00:34:30Once the oil is gone, they disappear.
00:34:32Just like my Jimmy Choo's.
00:34:40Come in.
00:34:50Listen about today.
00:34:51You could have stood up for me, you know.
00:34:53I have to face those guys.
00:34:55So face them?
00:34:57Unless you want to spend the rest of your life
00:34:59with your head in the trash can.
00:35:01Thanks for the advice, Bob.
00:35:03All my problems are solved.
00:35:10They assigned this in middle school?
00:35:15No, that's my pleasure reading.
00:35:21You're smart.
00:35:23You have a lot going for you.
00:35:25Why do you make things up?
00:35:27Girls aren't exactly impressed by astrophysics.
00:35:30Given the resources, I could design, build, and launch a rocket
00:35:34that would accurately circumscribe an orbit of the moon.
00:35:38But other guys can, you know, throw a ball through a hoop.
00:35:45I don't want you to get in trouble.
00:35:48I'll make you a deal.
00:35:50If you try to tell the truth from now on,
00:35:52I won't tell your mother about today.
00:35:55Really?
00:35:56Dude, that's almost cool.
00:35:58You mean for a guy who sells pens?
00:36:01Come on, Kiss.
00:36:04Time for bed.
00:36:09Come on.
00:36:10One more spoonful.
00:36:12Fine, one more spoonful.
00:36:14I don't know if I can do it.
00:36:41Norah!
00:36:44When the tree breaks, the baby falling out.
00:36:51And we land on the ground.
00:36:54When the baby...
00:36:55This one.
00:37:00I learned it in China when I was young.
00:37:14I love you, I love you, I love you.
00:37:30What are you doing?
00:37:32I'm happy for you, I want you.
00:37:37I want you to be a good person.
00:37:44It's me. I need your help.
00:38:04I had to make up one heck of a yarn to get all this stuff.
00:38:07What did you tell them?
00:38:08Well, let's just say if I don't find some weapons-grade uranium by Don, I'm in trouble.
00:38:13What do you need all this for?
00:38:14Get the kids ready for school.
00:38:18Well, that's like my mom always used to say when she was stationed over in East Berlin.
00:38:21She'd say, it's fine, it's easy.
00:38:23Parent, it's hard.
00:38:24Good luck.
00:38:40Bring it on.
00:38:42Farron, you've been in there all morning. Let me in.
00:38:47Farron, go in.
00:38:49Farron, let me in.
00:38:55Farron, you've been in there all morning. Let me in.
00:38:59Farron!
00:39:00Hey, guess it's my turn.
00:39:08And Farron, please put on a longer skirt.
00:39:16This means war.
00:39:30One way or another, I'm gonna see ya.
00:39:33I wanna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya.
00:39:35One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya.
00:39:39I'm gonna meet ya, I'll meet ya.
00:39:41I will drive past your house,
00:39:47and if the lights are rolled down,
00:39:53I'll see you in the ground.
00:39:59One way or another, I'm gonna see ya.
00:40:03I'm gonna meet ya, meet ya, meet ya, meet ya.
00:40:05One day, maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya.
00:40:09I'll meet ya.
00:40:11And if the lights are rolled out,
00:40:17I'll follow your bus downtown
00:40:23Where is he?
00:40:37Hiding.
00:40:38He's probably gonna trick us in opening the door.
00:40:41One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya.
00:40:53I'm gonna give you the slip.
00:40:55I'll slip over here for another.
00:40:57I'm gonna lose ya.
00:40:59No soda upstairs.
00:41:01One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya.
00:41:05I'm gonna trick ya, trick ya, trick ya, trick ya.
00:41:07One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya.
00:41:11I'm gonna give you the slip.
00:41:13The bread fest is served.
00:41:32Alright, I'll go back.
00:41:35Night-night.
00:41:51It's a spoon-eye. You should be asleep.
00:41:53How'd you find me?
00:41:55Call it a hunch.
00:42:05Why do you call your mother Jillian instead of mom?
00:42:15She's not my mom.
00:42:17What do you mean?
00:42:19My father was married before, and my real mom died when I was little.
00:42:24Jillian is just my stepmother, and Ian and Nora are just my half-brother and sister.
00:42:28I'm like the freak of the family.
00:42:32He must have hurt your feelings when he left.
00:42:35He'll be back for me.
00:42:37I know he's not the greatest dad in the world, but he loves me, and he's not going to leave me here alone.
00:42:48Anyway, you should not cram the roof like this. It's not safe.
00:42:52Please don't tell me I can't come up here.
00:42:55It's like the only place I can chill.
00:42:57Actually, I was going to offer to build you a railing.
00:43:02Are you trying to bribe me into liking you?
00:43:05I just want you to be safe.
00:43:12Mind if I chill with you?
00:43:16It's a free country.
00:43:27Look at those stars.
00:43:27Good news.
00:43:45We got an address.
00:43:50Good.
00:43:51Take some men.
00:43:53Get the download back.
00:43:55Ta-ta.
00:43:55No survivors.
00:44:03Hey, boss.
00:44:04You like?
00:44:11No like?
00:44:12May I make a couple of fashion suggestions?
00:44:23Women don't like the shit tuck in.
00:44:27Mess up your hair.
00:44:29You know about fashion?
00:44:31No, but I know women.
00:44:34Word like this.
00:44:36It's cool.
00:44:37I saw it in the movie.
00:44:39What movie?
00:44:40Octopussy?
00:44:41This isn't 1985.
00:44:42I almost forgot.
00:44:43What's this?
00:44:45Icky Pop and David Bowie in Shanghai.
00:44:47What?
00:44:48This is only about the hardest concert to find in the world.
00:44:52I guarantee you no one else in the school district has it.
00:44:55You downloaded this for me?
00:44:56Don't worry.
00:44:57I paid for it.
00:44:58How'd you even know about it?
00:44:59Easy.
00:45:00I was there.
00:45:02In my locker.
00:45:03Bob, you're getting too efficient.
00:45:04We're half an hour early.
00:45:05You're welcome.
00:45:06Have a great day.
00:45:07Hey, cool look, Aaron.
00:45:08Thanks.
00:45:09It's the end.
00:45:10Whatever.
00:45:11Very cool.
00:45:12What?
00:45:22Thank you so much!
00:45:24I see it!
00:45:29Looks like those more new póks.
00:45:34You're getting too efficient.
00:45:36We're half an hour early.
00:45:37You're welcome.
00:45:40Have a great day.
00:45:40Have a great day.
00:46:01Look, the talk on the roof the other night doesn't mean we're friends.
00:46:05God forbid.
00:46:10Yes, we're here.
00:46:29There is nobody around.
00:46:30I found the computer, but the file was downloaded to an external storage device.
00:46:36I can't find that.
00:46:37I think I just figured out who lives here.
00:46:43Agent Ho.
00:46:56Hello.
00:46:57You must stop shooting things, Antosha.
00:47:00I said it would be bad if the CIA or Chinese had it, but he's both.
00:47:06Find him, but keep him alive.
00:47:10I need to know who else he's serviced to.
00:47:17Listen up, now.
00:47:20Everyone, in here.
00:47:21We must look at Chinese intelligence, Agent Bob Ho.
00:47:28He's very tricky.
00:47:30The best at what he does.
00:47:33He won't be easy to find.
00:47:35Um, Miss Creel.
00:47:35Not now.
00:47:36You mentioned you are Chinese.
00:47:38Highly trained.
00:47:40And you want to disappear.
00:47:41I see him climbing with a bunch of skulls on a rope.
00:47:44Okay.
00:47:45He's not going to be a barbarian.
00:47:47Good try, though.
00:47:48No, I see him.
00:47:49There.
00:47:49Go.
00:47:56Go!
00:47:58Get him up!
00:47:59Get him up!
00:48:00Get him up!
00:48:00Don't kill him yet.
00:48:01We need information.
00:48:07Get him up!
00:48:15Go, Bob!
00:48:16Go, Bob!
00:48:17Go!
00:48:17Go, Bob!
00:48:18Go!
00:48:19Go, Bob!
00:48:19Come here, sweetheart.
00:48:21Get back here.
00:48:25Thank you!
00:48:35Let go!
00:48:39Get the back, baby, Bob!
00:48:41Let go!
00:48:42Can I hold my cuddle?
00:48:44No, no.
00:48:53Daddy, go off!
00:48:57We will pay for the little American princess.
00:49:12Again, again, again!
00:49:28Why did you pull us out of school?
00:49:30Who cares? We're out.
00:49:32Why are you in the front seat anyway? It's my day.
00:49:34No, it isn't. It's my day.
00:49:35No, it's not your day. You're a liar.
00:49:37You're a liar.
00:49:38Today is my day.
00:49:39Today is my day.
00:49:40No, no, no.
00:49:42You've been in there three days in a row.
00:49:43No, no, no.
00:49:44Quiet!
00:49:45I'm still hungry.
00:49:55Doesn't look like they are taking candles to you.
00:49:58Where is that? I have to make a call.
00:50:01This is Firefly.
00:50:10This is Bob Ho. I need help.
00:50:16Yeah, so I get pretty good grades at this university.
00:50:18And top of the class. I don't like to brag, but you know.
00:50:21Bob, this is Larry.
00:50:23Pleased to meet you, sir.
00:50:24Let's get some food.
00:50:26He goes to the university.
00:50:27He's a poet.
00:50:28Isn't it cool?
00:50:33He's rad.
00:50:34He's awesome.
00:50:35He's chicken for sushi.
00:50:36He's bomb.
00:50:40Let's go.
00:50:41Hey!
00:50:44How embarrassing.
00:50:45You know, most people don't like me when they first meet me.
00:50:50But Larry did.
00:50:54I have two words for you, Larry.
00:50:56Thirteen.
00:50:57Thirteen.
00:51:15I have to go.
00:51:17All right, Nora.
00:51:19Come on.
00:51:21You two stay at the table.
00:51:27No, no, no, no, no.
00:51:28I can't go in there.
00:51:29No, no, no, no.
00:51:30I can't go in there.
00:51:41Put your pants.
00:51:47Careful.
00:51:57And the lion jumped on me.
00:52:01And I killed him with my bare hands.
00:52:02And I saved the colonel's life.
00:52:04You're brave.
00:52:05Thanks.
00:52:08How about this, Bob?
00:52:09The whole restaurant and the waitress that Larry here.
00:52:12Isn't it great?
00:52:13It's like it's made or something.
00:52:15Really, sir, we're just goofing around.
00:52:17Hey, Nora.
00:52:18Knock, knock.
00:52:19Who's there?
00:52:20Irish stew.
00:52:22Irish stew who?
00:52:23Irish stew in the name of the law.
00:52:27Larry was telling me all about the university.
00:52:30It sounds great.
00:52:31I'd be glad to give you a tour sometime.
00:52:33Then pick spring.
00:52:34It's not up to you.
00:52:35You're not my dad.
00:52:36No, but I know that your mother hasn't completely lost her mind.
00:52:40It's just a tour, Bob.
00:52:42It's not like he's asking me out on a date or anything.
00:52:45Are you?
00:52:47No, it's just a friendly offer.
00:52:50Even if it was a date, you still couldn't stop me.
00:52:52What's your major, Larry?
00:52:53English Lit.
00:52:54Would you pastel soya sauce?
00:52:55That way I, uh, get a background in the classics.
00:52:57It's impossible.
00:52:58It's impossible.
00:52:59You speak Russian, Larry.
00:53:00What's going on?
00:53:01You speak Russian, Larry?
00:53:02What's going on?
00:53:03That's the soy sauce.
00:53:05That way I, uh, get a background in the classics.
00:53:08It's impossible.
00:53:10It's just.
00:53:13You speak Russian, Larry.
00:53:16What's going on?
00:53:33This is going to be painful.
00:53:39You're right about that.
00:53:44Go, go, go!
00:53:53Maybe you're right up home about this.
00:54:03Good-bye, Larry.
00:54:10Ow!
00:54:16Oh!
00:54:23Fine, he's too old for me.
00:54:25Bob, I don't want to be a princess anymore.
00:54:27I want to be a cyborg.
00:54:29How did you find us so fast?
00:54:31It doesn't make sense.
00:54:33Bob, what's going on?
00:54:34Please, quiet.
00:54:35I'm trying to think.
00:54:36What do you mean?
00:54:37I'm trying to think.
00:54:38He didn't have a device.
00:54:39He didn't have a device.
00:54:40All right, all right.
00:54:41Fine, fine.
00:54:43I am international spy on loan to the CIA.
00:54:46From the Chinese intelligence service,
00:54:48someone wants me dead.
00:54:50And Larry was a Russian operative, okay?
00:54:53Fine.
00:54:54Don't tell us.
00:54:57Cool.
00:55:01Why would he come alone?
00:55:07Stay here.
00:55:08No.
00:55:11Where are the kids?
00:55:12Inside.
00:55:13Nothing else matters until these kids are safe.
00:55:16Nothing.
00:55:17Of course.
00:55:18Colton sent up that safe house for him like you requested.
00:55:20Wait.
00:55:21Got that file on you?
00:55:23What file?
00:55:24The one Colton linked you to from Poldark's computer.
00:55:26Your download.
00:55:27I didn't download it.
00:55:28I never even got it open.
00:55:30Don't BS me, Bob.
00:55:31It's classified material.
00:55:32I need all copies.
00:55:33Why would you think I downloaded it?
00:55:35Unless someone told you I had.
00:55:37Someone who wanted it back.
00:55:39Let's not make this thing harder than it has to be, Bob.
00:55:41Give me the file.
00:55:43You're a career officer.
00:55:44Why do this?
00:55:45I want out.
00:55:46Same as you.
00:55:47We're both leaving for love.
00:55:48Only I love money.
00:55:49And Anton Poldark is Match.com.
00:55:51The file.
00:55:52Good work.
00:55:53No.
00:55:54Can I just say you are by far the coolest guy my mom has ever dated?
00:56:17At least now I know how the kid layering follows so fast.
00:56:21How?
00:56:22The watch.
00:56:23Grace told me to keep the watch.
00:56:25You must have a tracking device.
00:56:27Wow.
00:56:28You really are a spy.
00:56:30Jillian is totally gonna freak.
00:56:34What are you doing?
00:56:35There is iron in these rocks.
00:56:36It will hide the signal.
00:56:37Watch please.
00:56:38Watch please.
00:56:39You realize if I told anyone at school this story, I'd get detention for a year for a
00:56:45lying.
00:56:46lying.
00:56:47Yes?
00:56:48Yes?
00:56:49Hey partner.
00:56:50Where are you at?
00:56:51Yes?
00:56:52Hey partner.
00:56:53Where you at?
00:56:54Why do you ask?
00:56:55I needed to pick up that file I sent you.
00:56:56I needed to pick up that file I sent you.
00:56:57You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:56:58You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:56:59Yes?
00:57:00Hey partner.
00:57:01Where you at?
00:57:02Why do you ask?
00:57:03I needed to pick up that file I sent you?
00:57:04You know the one I want you to open for me?
00:57:05Bob?
00:57:06You there?
00:57:07Code.
00:57:08I judge.
00:57:09I think I'm wrong.
00:57:10No.
00:57:11You're wrong.
00:57:12You're wrong.
00:57:13You know what you're wrong.
00:57:14It's no good.
00:57:15It's why you did.
00:57:16Wow.
00:57:17You're wrong.
00:57:18What about my friend?
00:57:19I'm wrong.
00:57:20You're wrong.
00:57:21Yeah, I'm wrong.
00:57:22I'm wrong.
00:57:23I'm wrong.
00:57:24All right, you're wrong.
00:57:25It's wrong.
00:57:26That's right.
00:57:27I'm wrong.
00:57:28Wow.
00:57:29And I'm wrong.
00:57:30That's right.
00:57:31Code, I never thought you were sold out of the product.
00:57:35Hey, that's crazy, man.
00:57:36Something's wrong.
00:57:37We need to get together and talk.
00:57:40Nice try.
00:57:41Bob?
00:57:43Bob?
00:57:51We'll be safe here, I promise.
00:57:53This is your plan?
00:57:55Hideout in a hotel?
00:57:56Doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here either.
00:58:01This is awesome!
00:58:18Can we order room service?
00:58:20Are you crazy?
00:58:21I'm going home.
00:58:22No.
00:58:23The only place you're safe is with me.
00:58:25Safe with you?
00:58:27Everybody's trying to kill you.
00:58:28I know, isn't it cool?
00:58:30Hey, Bob.
00:58:31If you want to marry my mom, I'll personally write the invitations.
00:58:37Huh?
00:58:38I love you, Bob.
00:58:39I love you, Bob.
00:59:04Love you, Bob.
00:59:21Be realistic, Bob.
00:59:27Hello.
00:59:28Hi, Jillian.
00:59:29Hi, sweetheart.
00:59:30Yeah, Grandpa just fell asleep.
00:59:32I was gonna call you guys.
00:59:34I have to tell you something.
00:59:36I know this is going to hurt you,
00:59:38but I have to tell you.
00:59:40Are you all right?
00:59:42I'm fine.
00:59:43It's about Bob.
00:59:45What about him?
00:59:46He's not who you think he is.
00:59:48He's a spy.
00:59:49A Chinese spy.
00:59:50And these terrorists are trying to kill him,
00:59:52and now the CIA's after him too,
00:59:53and they've-
00:59:54Barron, I know you don't like Bob,
00:59:56but come on.
00:59:57I'd expect this from Ian,
00:59:58but not from you.
00:59:59What?
01:00:00No, it's true.
01:00:01He's gonna get us all killed.
01:00:02Don't you even care?
01:00:04Barron, this conversation is over.
01:00:06Put Bob on.
01:00:15Hi, Jillian.
01:00:16Bob, I am so sorry.
01:00:17I don't know what's gotten into her.
01:00:21It's true.
01:00:22What is?
01:00:25Everything she said is all true.
01:00:27Whatever this is, it isn't funny.
01:00:30Our kids are safe.
01:00:31I promise I'll give them to you
01:00:33as soon as you get back.
01:00:35You're either telling me the truth,
01:00:36or I've left my kids with a nut job.
01:00:41Either way, you should come and get them.
01:00:44I'm so sorry.
01:01:02So, you got any other cool spy stuff
01:01:05besides the watch?
01:01:06Don't touch.
01:01:14Don't touch.
01:01:16It's very sharp.
01:01:18Cool.
01:01:19What else?
01:01:31Cool.
01:01:32Cool.
01:01:33Yeah.
01:01:34YAH!
01:01:48Sorry, mister.
01:01:51Airport, step on it!
01:02:04Rob, are you awake?
01:02:17Are you kidding?
01:02:19Does he always snore like that?
01:02:22Can't you hear him next door?
01:02:24I always thought it was the pig!
01:02:29It's over with you and Jillian, isn't it?
01:02:34Yes, Farron, it's over.
01:02:38You win.
01:02:40Then why don't I feel like I won?
01:02:42If you really loved her, you wouldn't give up this easily.
01:02:47It's because I love her and the three of you
01:02:51that I have to walk away.
01:02:53It's more important that you are safe.
01:02:57I thought I could put my other life behind me, but I can't.
01:03:01Be glad.
01:03:02You're lucky you're not joining this family.
01:03:07You have no idea what it's like to live in a place
01:03:09where you totally don't belong.
01:03:12Don't be so sure.
01:03:14I was an orphan.
01:03:16I was raised in a group home.
01:03:18I never knew my parents, but I had a family.
01:03:21I had dozens of brothers and sisters there.
01:03:25And I wasn't related to any of them.
01:03:28But I loved them all.
01:03:30Family isn't whose blood you carry.
01:03:35It's who you love and who loves you.
01:03:38And who loves you.
01:03:48Jillian!
01:03:57Jillian.
01:03:58Jillian.
01:03:59I'm really sorry about everything.
01:04:08Tell me the truth.
01:04:10Are you really a spy?
01:04:13Yes, I am.
01:04:14I was going to tell you at dinner, but you stopped me.
01:04:18I don't care.
01:04:20You put my children in danger.
01:04:23Just go.
01:04:31Bob.
01:04:33When are we gonna see you again?
01:04:37You're not.
01:04:44Please don't go away.
01:04:50Who's gonna sing me China songs?
01:05:03You'll be safe. I promise.
01:05:05Stay away from my children.
01:05:14I won't go away from my children.
01:05:17I can't wait until you're listening to me.
01:05:20I'm struggling.
01:05:22You're a writer for my children.
01:05:23I'm struggling.
01:05:24I can't see you.
01:05:25I'm struggling.
01:05:26I'm struggling.
01:05:27Mr. Fasco.
01:05:29I'm struggling.
01:05:31Mr. Fasco.
01:05:33I'm struggling.
01:05:34Mr. Fasco.
01:05:35Mr. Fasco.
01:05:36Mr. Fasco.
01:05:37Hello.
01:05:38Mr. Fasco.
01:05:39Mr. Fasco.
01:05:42Dear Mom, I am very sorry, but I cannot stay here.
01:06:00My destiny is to be a spy like Bob.
01:06:07I am going with him.
01:06:10Best wishes, your son, Ian.
01:06:40The whole signal just popped back up.
01:06:58We got him.
01:07:01Let's roll.
01:07:03Bob!
01:07:08Bob!
01:07:09Ian!
01:07:17Bob! Bob!
01:07:30Ian!
01:07:32You left your watch!
01:07:34What are you doing here?
01:07:36Let's go!
01:07:37What do you mean?
01:07:38There's an open just right here!
01:07:47Bob Hope!
01:07:52What a coincidence!
01:07:54Tie them up!
01:08:02What are you doing here?
01:08:04I'm coming with you!
01:08:06I want to be a spy too!
01:08:08Is this the bad guy?
01:08:10I thought he'd be better dressed.
01:08:14How did you find me?
01:08:16I found one of your tracking devices and put it in your pocket when I hugged you goodbye.
01:08:20I'm impressed.
01:08:21Thanks.
01:08:22Can we go back to business?
01:08:24Would it help to mention I'm retired?
01:08:26Retired man don't download secrets.
01:08:28I never download anything.
01:08:30He's lying.
01:08:32Who are you going to believe?
01:08:33Me or the trader?
01:08:36Someone has been a very naughty boy.
01:08:40He's got cameras and microphones mounted all over the place.
01:08:44Good plan filming us together.
01:08:47How could you turn against your country?
01:08:50It's simple.
01:08:51I'm going to be a billionaire.
01:08:53That file that you didn't download?
01:08:55It's a formula for a growth bacteria hybrid.
01:08:58The stuff literally eats oil.
01:09:01Can you imagine?
01:09:02Overnight, all the world's oil supplies go poof.
01:09:06All except for Russia's.
01:09:08It'll be priceless.
01:09:09Right, comrade?
01:09:10How did you get cold to go along with you?
01:09:13Cold?
01:09:14That hillbilly's not part of this.
01:09:16He doesn't know what goes on in the real world.
01:09:18He still thinks wrestling is real.
01:09:20Let the boy go.
01:09:21He has nothing to do with this.
01:09:23Mr. Tietjat just laid out the whole plan.
01:09:31We cannot let him go.
01:09:33He will tell.
01:09:34Trust me.
01:09:35No one will believe him.
01:09:37He's right about that.
01:09:42Hey, boss.
01:09:43Look at what I found, sneaky crowd.
01:09:45Sorry.
01:09:46Farron?
01:09:47Hi, everybody.
01:09:49Please, have a seat.
01:09:52This can be happening.
01:09:55Hold on.
01:09:56Let the children go.
01:09:57And I will find this GBH file for you.
01:10:00GBH?
01:10:01Like Stockholm GBH?
01:10:04How do you know that?
01:10:05No freaking way.
01:10:07You're telling me all this is because he downloaded a bootleg concert?
01:10:10He did what?
01:10:13You downloaded it?
01:10:15Wow, these companies take piracy way too seriously.
01:10:18You are messing with my computer.
01:10:20It's private.
01:10:21I just wanted to seem cool.
01:10:23You don't need to.
01:10:24You are cool.
01:10:26You are one of the coolest kids I know.
01:10:28Really?
01:10:29Thanks.
01:10:30Hey, over here.
01:10:33Man with a gun.
01:10:34Wait a minute.
01:10:35I am one of the only kids you know.
01:10:38Where is the file?
01:10:40It's on my iPod on my desk at home.
01:10:43Now, see?
01:10:44You want to be a spy.
01:10:46Never tell the truth to the bad guy.
01:10:48Sorry.
01:10:49I'm new at this.
01:10:51Tatiana, take some men to the kid's house and find the iPod.
01:10:55What if the family is home?
01:10:56Ever since you tied your hair plant.
01:10:57Kill them.
01:10:58No, don't.
01:10:59Go.
01:11:00Bring me that iPod.
01:11:01Come on, go.
01:11:02Go.
01:11:03Go.
01:11:04Go.
01:11:05Bring me that iPod.
01:11:06Come on, go.
01:11:07Go.
01:11:08Go.
01:11:09Now, that's for you.
01:11:23Go.
01:11:24Go.
01:11:25Go.
01:11:26Go.
01:11:27Go.
01:11:28Go.
01:11:29Go.
01:11:34Go.
01:11:56I'm done.
01:11:57Let's go!
01:12:13Farron, let's go.
01:12:16I call things on front. Then I pick the radio station.
01:12:23Okay, ready?
01:12:30Hello?
01:12:31Jillian, listen to me.
01:12:33Goodbye, Bob.
01:12:43Jillian, wake! Don't hang up!
01:12:49Hang on. We've got to get there before they do.
01:12:57Is there anyone at the agency you can still trust? Someone you can call?
01:13:01Sure, but they tore all my cameras. I have no proof of anything.
01:13:05Except that, as it happens, I recorded that entire conversation on my cell phone.
01:13:10Um...
01:13:12Way to go, dork.
01:13:17Code!
01:13:19Just listen. I'm going to play you something.
01:13:23That file that you didn't download, it's a form of a growth bacteria hybrid.
01:13:27The stuff literally eats oil.
01:13:34What is this?
01:13:35It's Halloween!
01:13:36It's Halloween!
01:13:47Go, it's Halloween.
01:13:49Bob!
01:13:50What are you all doing? I thought you were upstairs.
01:13:55Everybody inside.
01:13:57Bob, we need to talk.
01:13:58Mom, this isn't a joke.
01:14:00Do whatever he says.
01:14:02Okay.
01:14:04Get your iPod.
01:14:06Is it iPod?
01:14:07I demand an explanation.
01:14:08They're coming.
01:14:09Who?
01:14:10The Russians.
01:14:11Russians?
01:14:28I saw them outside. They're coming!
01:14:31Russians?
01:14:32Yes, Jillian, Russians.
01:14:33Let's try and keep up.
01:14:38Mr. Lee, everybody upstairs.
01:14:40Understand me?
01:14:41Come on, come on.
01:14:42Stay there!
01:14:48Where's my stuff?
01:14:49Here, take some of this stuff.
01:14:51What is all this?
01:14:52Protection!
01:14:55Why do you have a lighter?
01:14:56I don't want you playing with fire.
01:14:57Ah!
01:15:06Okay, maybe just this once.
01:15:07Let's go!
01:15:08Trick or treat!
01:15:09Portrait!
01:15:22Hey!
01:15:26Put this…
01:15:28Ah!
01:15:30Ah!
01:15:32Ah!
01:15:34Yeah!
01:15:35Close it.
01:15:41I'll stop it.
01:15:42Okay.
01:15:43Come on.
01:15:44Come on.
01:15:45Go.
01:15:46Come on.
01:15:48Come on.
01:15:49Come on.
01:15:50Come on.
01:15:52Come on.
01:15:56Come on.
01:16:00Let's look at Jethro.
01:16:02Nora, Nora!
01:16:02Nora.
01:16:04What are you supposed to be a cyborg sent from the future to blast you away
01:16:34I can't believe you did this to my family, endangered my kids
01:16:51I didn't mean to, I love your kids, I want to marry you, all four of you
01:16:56And I wanted to marry you, but our wedding gifts would have to be opened by the bomb squad
01:17:01All right-o, enough games
01:17:04I finally found a normal guy, I thought, someone who likes to
01:17:15Can we talk about this later?
01:17:31Oh, you switch bells
01:17:41Get it
01:17:43Give me the iPad, kid
01:17:55Come on, let's TP the little geek's house
01:18:02Yeah, TP
01:18:04Hey guys
01:18:16Gotta go
01:18:19Maybe we should just stick to stealing candy from the little kids
01:18:23Yeah, real little kids
01:18:24This is going to be fun
01:18:32Hey, Larry
01:18:33Knock, knock
01:18:34You guys, get in the room, lock it
01:18:56Hurry, lock it
01:18:57Irish stew in the name of the lord
01:19:20Sorry your retirement was so short, Bob
01:19:24You can kill me, let the family go
01:19:31I can't, they seem too much
01:19:32But I'll let you go first so you don't have to watch
01:19:34Hey, mister
01:19:35Don't think this changes anything
01:19:44Everybody freeze!
01:19:47It's okay
01:19:48Get it to quick, guys
01:19:50You stinkin' low liar
01:19:56Come on
01:19:57Let's go
01:19:59Hey, loosen these things up
01:20:13Oh, I'm sorry, what's wrong?
01:20:15You got the handcuffs too tight?
01:20:16I don't know how these things work
01:20:18I'm just a dumb hillbilly
01:20:19Everybody okay?
01:20:23Bums and bruises
01:20:24Ian, this really is the good guy
01:20:27Hey
01:20:30What you got there, son?
01:20:34Nice work recording that conversation, partner
01:20:37This young man might make a heck of a spy someday
01:20:40Uh-uh
01:20:41How quickly can you get me all this jumpsuit?
01:20:55I'm sorry, I suspected you
01:20:56Don't worry about it, old buddy
01:20:58Chalk it up to the language bearer
01:21:00Thank you
01:21:02I'm sorry, I put you through all this
01:21:18Goodbye, Jillian
01:21:21Goodbye, kiss
01:21:26Bob
01:21:30I'm gonna miss you
01:21:34Alright, let's do it too
01:21:36Wait
01:21:45I know he lied
01:21:48But he did it to protect us
01:21:51This whole time
01:21:51All he ever wanted to do
01:21:52Was protect his mom
01:21:53Do, mom
01:21:57You're never gonna find a man as good as Bob
01:22:04Never again
01:22:04Never
01:22:06I never thought I'd say this
01:22:10But
01:22:10I agree with Farron
01:22:13I suppose you have something to say too
01:22:20I want Bob to be my daddy
01:22:23Do you, Jillian
01:22:37Take Bob to be your lawfully wedded husband?
01:22:40I do
01:22:41And do you, Bob
01:22:43Take Jillian
01:22:44To be your lawfully wedded wife?
01:22:49Jillian
01:22:50There's one more thing I have to tell you
01:22:53My name really isn't Bob
01:22:57It's okay
01:23:02I do
01:23:04I now pronounce you man and wife
01:23:07You may kiss the bride
01:23:09Wait
01:23:11Hmm
01:23:12Hmm
01:23:13Hmm
01:23:13Hmm
01:23:14Let's go
01:23:18Let's go
01:23:19Hmm
01:23:21Woo
01:23:23Woo
01:23:25Oh
01:23:35I
01:23:36I
01:23:37I
01:23:37I
01:23:38I
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