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  • 7 weeks ago
My Ceo Roommate
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00:00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:00:11I'm opening my apartment door.
00:00:14What does it look like?
00:00:15No, that is my apartment.
00:00:18I just got the keys.
00:00:20Uh, yeah, I think you're mixed up, princess.
00:00:24Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:26Nice try.
00:00:27I think I know what my apartment is.
00:00:29I think you're in 105, so just...
00:00:33Yeah, I don't think so.
00:00:36Bye-bye now, and good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:39Wait!
00:00:51Case in point.
00:00:52What the hell are you doing?
00:00:54Let go of the door, asshole!
00:00:56I am not an asshole.
00:00:57This is my door.
00:00:58It's my apartment!
00:00:59No, it is not!
00:01:01Water out there!
00:01:02I'm trying to watch the game!
00:01:11Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:14I checked.
00:01:16It seems my husband made a mistake and double-leased this apartment to both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her?
00:01:22Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:24Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:25Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:28Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:31I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:34Excuse me?
00:01:35Ma'am, I'm serious.
00:01:36You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:40Here.
00:01:41Take my credit card.
00:01:42Listen to me.
00:01:43Listen to me.
00:01:51What?
00:01:52How?
00:01:54We celebrated our five-year anniversary in April.
00:01:58And our first date was on the pier.
00:02:00You won me an octopus, auntie!
00:02:02An octo-what?
00:02:03I...
00:02:03Seriously, I don't know this woman.
00:02:05Ma'am, if he says he doesn't know you, I have to abide by policy, and I...
00:02:10It's just...
00:02:12I'm pregnant!
00:02:15You can't abandon me?
00:02:17On the streets?
00:02:18With a baby on the way?
00:02:26With a baby on the way?
00:02:28No, no, no, no.
00:02:29You can't believe a word she is saying.
00:02:31She is crazy!
00:02:31Mr. Rhodes, if you can't reconcile with your poor fiancé, I'm going to have to call security.
00:02:40Since you both paid a deposit, the first two months' rent's covered.
00:02:47Okay, who are you?
00:02:49You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar?
00:02:52Really hurts, Andy.
00:02:57Okay, look, I had to do something.
00:02:59Today was my wedding day, and I just really couldn't go through with it, so I ran.
00:03:03Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
00:03:04My credit cards are frozen.
00:03:05Oh, my bank account is probably joined, too.
00:03:07Look, it was really an emergency.
00:03:08Okay, what is your name?
00:03:12Corinne.
00:03:13Corinne Car...
00:03:14Um...
00:03:15Carter.
00:03:17Okay, Corinne.
00:03:19You know, you seem really nice and sane and all.
00:03:22But emergency or not, you just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:03:26Your apartment?
00:03:27Well, you did hear her, right?
00:03:30I did pay half of the rent for the next two months.
00:03:32Oh, well, how are you going to pay that when it's up?
00:03:35You're broke.
00:03:37I will figure it out, okay?
00:03:39Just relax.
00:03:44No, don't.
00:03:46Don't do this, Andy.
00:03:47Look, this is a bad idea.
00:03:48You don't even know her.
00:03:49Why would you feel bad for her?
00:03:50It makes no sense.
00:03:50Oh, I think you lost something there.
00:04:07Magic Mike?
00:04:12I think you lost something there.
00:04:14Magic Mike?
00:04:15Well, on the contrary.
00:04:17I'm making myself at home.
00:04:19This is my apartment.
00:04:21So I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
00:04:25Are you sure you can handle this arrangement?
00:04:28You've never lived with a guy before, uh...
00:04:31You might want to back down.
00:04:34I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:04:35Rest assured, despite this tempting face and this nice body,
00:04:55I will be just fine.
00:04:59The real question is whether you will be.
00:05:02Um, what, uh...
00:05:07What's this book?
00:05:10Well, you would know if it wasn't upside down.
00:05:20I'm cleaning this one!
00:05:21What?
00:05:22It's on the most part!
00:05:23No, I wanted that room!
00:05:25Ah, come on.
00:05:26It gets the good light and everything.
00:05:28It should have been faster, then.
00:05:29Hey, Corinne.
00:05:40I heard what happened.
00:05:41So sorry.
00:05:42No, it's okay, Monica.
00:05:43I mean, it's probably for the best.
00:05:45It was my choice, after all.
00:05:47That's good to hear.
00:05:49So, I sent your severance package to your personal email.
00:05:52Since your work email was deactivated,
00:05:54just take a look and sign it when you can.
00:05:56My... what?
00:05:57Your severance package?
00:05:59Did your dad not...
00:06:00He's firing me?
00:06:02Oh, my God.
00:06:04Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:05I would love to help you, but...
00:06:07Your dad threatened me.
00:06:08Well, it sounds like him.
00:06:10No, it's... it's okay, Monica.
00:06:12I... I got an apartment.
00:06:14At least I have somewhere to live.
00:06:15Well, that's good.
00:06:16How's a new place?
00:06:19It's... fine.
00:06:20Oh, my roommate.
00:06:23He is kind of an asshole, but he's fine.
00:06:26He?
00:06:26You're living with a guy?
00:06:28Yeah, it's a really long story.
00:06:29Remind me to tell you about it at some point.
00:06:32Well, is he hot at least?
00:06:35Okay.
00:06:36Yeah, and it makes it kind of worse.
00:06:38Well, you let me know if he tries anything.
00:06:40I'll come over there and teach him a lesson.
00:06:41I've got to go.
00:06:43I'm really sorry, Corey.
00:06:44I'll catch you later.
00:06:46Bye.
00:06:50And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
00:06:54Okay, Corey.
00:07:03Corey, hurry up.
00:07:04I need to pee.
00:07:04Sorry, what did you say?
00:07:15It's loud in here.
00:07:17Look, get out.
00:07:18I need to pee.
00:07:21Yeah, no, just take your time.
00:07:23It's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything.
00:07:25Look, I have got a job interview,
00:07:27and I've got to look my best.
00:07:28Okay?
00:07:30Okay.
00:07:30Okay.
00:07:30What are you still doing in here?
00:07:37I am not done with my hair.
00:07:40You can go ahead.
00:07:41I'm not going to look.
00:07:42Are you insane?
00:07:43I can't use the bathroom while you're in it.
00:07:45Wow.
00:07:46I really didn't take you for a prude, Andy.
00:07:49I guess you're just going to have to wait a little bit longer.
00:07:51I'm serious.
00:07:52I'm going to be late for work.
00:07:55Okay, fine.
00:07:57Catch you later.
00:07:57Okay, get it together, Andy.
00:08:01She's just your roommate.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:09Well, Corinne, your experience at the Carlton Group speaks for itself.
00:08:15And with a sharp wit like that, you will fit right in here at turn time.
00:08:20Where can you start?
00:08:21I can actually start right now.
00:08:23Excellent.
00:08:24The boss will love you.
00:08:26He has been looking for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months.
00:08:32I can introduce you.
00:08:33Wait, that would be perfect.
00:08:35Let's go.
00:08:36Great.
00:08:39Come on in.
00:08:43I'm a...
00:08:44Corinne.
00:08:46Yes.
00:08:47The promising candidate I was telling you about.
00:08:49I just interviewed her, and I think she'll be a perfect fit.
00:08:54I'll leave you guys to it.
00:08:58So this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for.
00:09:03Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:09Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:11Wait, that's not fair.
00:09:14I had no idea that this was your ad agency, okay?
00:09:16And you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake.
00:09:20Well, actually, as it is my ad agency, I can do whatever I want.
00:09:24Okay, well, then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if I don't have a job?
00:09:28It's easy.
00:09:29Go find a job somewhere else.
00:09:32Leave.
00:09:32Oh, my God.
00:09:45I am so sorry.
00:09:46I was not looking where I was going.
00:09:50Oh.
00:09:51Are you reading Apricus?
00:09:53I love this book.
00:09:54I read it in high school.
00:09:55Oh, really?
00:09:55I've never met anyone who's actually read it.
00:09:58Oh, Miss Rosenberg.
00:10:00I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:10:02Please.
00:10:02Step into my office and we can discuss the rebranding.
00:10:05No worries at all.
00:10:06I was early.
00:10:06I just met your very impressive associate.
00:10:10I feel good about turn-tied media already.
00:10:13You know, it's so nice to see such bright minds here.
00:10:16Well, actually...
00:10:17Uh, yes.
00:10:19This is Corinne.
00:10:19She is the newest addition to our marketing team.
00:10:22It's her first day.
00:10:23It is?
00:10:27It is?
00:10:28Yep.
00:10:29It is.
00:10:30It is.
00:10:31Go wait in the break room.
00:10:32I'll give you a tour in a second.
00:10:34You better treat her nicely, Rhodes.
00:10:35I would steal her from my company in a heartbeat.
00:10:38Ow.
00:10:38Hi.
00:10:44I'm Corinne.
00:10:45I'm new to the team.
00:11:02We saw.
00:11:03You really put on a show out there.
00:11:08Do you need anything, Corinne?
00:11:09Oh, wait.
00:11:10Are you the coffee girl?
00:11:11You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:13We only have coffee, I'm afraid.
00:11:16I'll make you some.
00:11:17Summer.
00:11:18So, what were your names again?
00:11:31Lilia.
00:11:32Welcome to Turntime Media.
00:11:33Uh, Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:11:52Come in.
00:11:53What the hell happened to you?
00:12:02I...
00:12:02It was the coffee machine.
00:12:05Super finicky.
00:12:07Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:09You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:11Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:13Okay.
00:12:17Here.
00:12:18Take my card.
00:12:19Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:12:22We have a client meeting later tonight.
00:12:23You can't go looking like that.
00:12:25No, I couldn't take your...
00:12:27No, take it.
00:12:27I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:12:31Take it, Corinne.
00:12:34Alright, then.
00:12:36So, I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:12:39See you.
00:12:41Have fun.
00:12:43I will.
00:12:44Bye.
00:12:49What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:16What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:19Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon?
00:13:28Using somebody else's money.
00:13:30Fuck, weren't we?
00:13:32I'm sorry, did you just say $10,000?
00:13:35Yes.
00:13:36My bank called me.
00:13:36They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:13:38Oh, my God.
00:13:38What the hell, Corinne?
00:13:39I'm so sorry.
00:13:40I didn't even look at the tax.
00:13:41I just picked out things that I liked.
00:13:42This is how you shop?
00:13:44Uh, high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:13:47I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:13:50Look, I will return everything.
00:13:52I have the receipt, okay?
00:13:53It's, it's somewhere.
00:13:55Um, I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:13:59Corinne, just...
00:14:01I'm not happy about how this happened, but...
00:14:04Don't go to the trouble.
00:14:06It's whatever.
00:14:07Now, come on.
00:14:08We have to go meet with that client, so...
00:14:10Chop-chop.
00:14:11Whatever.
00:14:12You're not mad?
00:14:13I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me, but...
00:14:15Turns out you are just completely financially irresponsible.
00:14:19Hey!
00:14:19Am I wrong?
00:14:21Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:14:23Look, just forget it.
00:14:25It's not a big deal.
00:14:30$10,000 down the drain, and it's just...
00:14:33Whatever?
00:14:34What's he like?
00:14:45Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kepner.
00:14:47Rush-iron traffic.
00:14:48No matter, boy.
00:14:52Now, who do we have here?
00:14:54Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:14:55I am the new marketing associate with Turntine Media.
00:14:58Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:00She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:03If I had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes,
00:15:09I'd have given you the deal right then.
00:15:15Well, of course, we would be honored if you would choose us, but...
00:15:20I would hope it's for less superficial reasons, but...
00:15:24Well, I'm assuming you're joking.
00:15:26How about I get us some drinks?
00:15:27Tell you what, Miss, uh, Karen, uh, Carla?
00:15:38Have a nightcap with me later, and the deal is yours.
00:15:43Excuse me?
00:15:45Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:15:47It's just one night.
00:15:49You do want to make your boss proud, don't you?
00:15:51Ooh.
00:15:52Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are,
00:15:56and you're probably too drunk to even realize,
00:15:58but I am not that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:00I do play nice with men like you,
00:16:02so why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:07You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:10Do you want our business or not?
00:16:16Well?
00:16:16You mean, am I going to let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:16:28And the answer's no!
00:16:30You punched me.
00:16:31You punched me!
00:16:33Do you know who I am, boy?
00:16:35I do now.
00:16:36Let's go.
00:16:37Let's go.
00:17:07How to dust.
00:17:18Okay, well, I don't have whatever that is.
00:17:25Hmm.
00:17:33Shit!
00:17:34Uh, okay.
00:17:39What are you doing in my...
00:17:42Oh, my God.
00:17:45What did you do?
00:17:46It was an accident.
00:17:47I barely touched it.
00:17:48It just fell.
00:17:49You ruined the only thing I have left of my first dog!
00:17:52An accident!
00:17:54Oh, my God.
00:17:55I am so sorry.
00:17:57I'm going to sweep it up and...
00:17:59But, uh...
00:17:59No!
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:00Get out.
00:18:01Get out!
00:18:01Get out!
00:18:07Get out!
00:18:09Wait, you can't kick me out.
00:18:10This is my apartment, too.
00:18:11I'll make sure you get the deposit back.
00:18:13Leave!
00:18:16Wait, I don't have my phone or wallet or anything, Andy.
00:18:19Look, I can't go anywhere!
00:18:21I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:34No more roommates.
00:18:35Was she trying to clean my room?
00:18:52Corrine!
00:19:22Okay, I guess this will do.
00:19:35Well, I wonder what happened to her.
00:19:47Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:19:49It's a first.
00:19:50Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:19:54Teeth.
00:19:55Because I'm mourning already.
00:19:58Nice pajamas.
00:20:02Leave me alone.
00:20:07Corrine, can I see you in my office, please?
00:20:20Go home and change.
00:20:30I thought you evicted me.
00:20:32Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:20:34Don't you want to change?
00:20:45That's not a good idea.
00:20:56This is not a good idea.
00:21:08It's just not there yet.
00:21:10Have you guys seen Corinne yet?
00:21:12You mean since this morning?
00:21:14No.
00:21:16How unprofessional.
00:21:23Corinne!
00:21:26Corinne?
00:21:42Corinne?
00:21:43Corinne.
00:21:44Hey, are you okay?
00:21:56Oh my God, you're burning up.
00:22:08I'm fine.
00:22:09No, you have a fever.
00:22:12Stay here.
00:22:13I'll get some medicine.
00:22:13Hey, come on.
00:22:23Take this.
00:22:25Come on.
00:22:26Come on.
00:22:28I'll let you sleep.
00:22:34I'm sorry.
00:22:37Just let me stay.
00:22:39Why am I naked?
00:23:07Hey.
00:23:15Um.
00:23:16So, um.
00:23:19Relax.
00:23:20I am familiar with the human body.
00:23:23I even have one of my own.
00:23:24But you want me to take this off so that we're even?
00:23:28Yeah, no.
00:23:29I've seen enough of you.
00:23:30Thank you very much.
00:23:31Um, let's just pretend that this never happened, all right?
00:23:37Are you feeling better?
00:23:39I think so.
00:23:41But I'm starving.
00:23:43There's muffins on the counter.
00:23:50You got muffins.
00:23:53They were a gift from a client.
00:23:55Don't eat them all.
00:23:57Uh-huh.
00:23:58Who the hell are you?
00:24:06Who the hell are you?
00:24:07What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:09Are you the maid or something?
00:24:12Excuse you.
00:24:12I live here.
00:24:13And you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:24:16I'm Betty.
00:24:17Andy's fiance.
00:24:18I'm Betty.
00:24:23Andy's fiance.
00:24:24Uh, not my fiance.
00:24:26Betty, just because our parents shook hands on it before we were born doesn't make it real.
00:24:30Now, please, stop stalking me.
00:24:33Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:24:36Oh, damn.
00:24:37This apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:24:40You ghosted her?
00:24:41Oh, that is so bad.
00:24:43You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:24:48Ooh, that is really bad, too.
00:24:50God, I would just cut it now.
00:24:52Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:24:54Oh, what?
00:24:55Do you think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:24:59Well, actually, yes.
00:25:01What?
00:25:01Yes.
00:25:02And we are very happy.
00:25:07Well, I guess his apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:10Excuse you.
00:25:11Come on, Andy.
00:25:13Stop playing hard to get.
00:25:14You know we belong together.
00:25:16No.
00:25:17Now leave before I call the police.
00:25:19You're not serious.
00:25:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:22Ah!
00:25:27...agentizing agency to be in this apartment.
00:25:29How many girls are kind of knocking on our door, Andy?
00:25:33Ooh.
00:25:36How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:25:39Shut up.
00:25:40It's none of your business.
00:25:41My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:25:47How lucky am I for the free entertainment?
00:25:48Mrs. Rhodes, it's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:01Who's your guest?
00:26:03Oh, Andrew.
00:26:04This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:06Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:07The one and only.
00:26:10Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:13Melissa here, we'll show you upstairs.
00:26:22What?
00:26:22Did I do something wrong?
00:26:24Why are you here?
00:26:25Again?
00:26:26To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:26:30Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely.
00:26:34Come on now.
00:26:35Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:26:37I want to make a name for myself.
00:26:40Stop meddling in my business.
00:26:42You know what?
00:26:43You are going to hear him out.
00:26:45Now, let's not keep him waiting.
00:26:46Come on now.
00:26:46Oh, my God.
00:26:49What are you looking for?
00:27:03I can't seem to find the file in the Braxton project.
00:27:07You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:09Oh.
00:27:15Somebody's about to get in trouble.
00:27:16Oh, my God.
00:27:22Okay.
00:27:23I'm supposed to be fine.
00:27:32Dad?
00:27:34Andy?
00:27:34Not from now, but we're looking to expand in the next quarter.
00:27:38Please.
00:27:41So, what brings you here today?
00:27:43The Carlton Group.
00:27:44We are very interested.
00:27:46I've been acquiring them.
00:27:54Excuse me?
00:27:55Sorry.
00:27:56I, um, stubbed my toe.
00:27:59Please, continue.
00:28:00Well, like I was saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM.
00:28:04Uh, I'm, uh, I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton, but we're not looking to be bought anytime soon.
00:28:11I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup, and I have plans to grow it further on my own.
00:28:17I think it's a brilliant idea.
00:28:18I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turntide the much-needed stability in this very competitive industry.
00:28:26Our identity as a young, contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace, I'm not so sure that Turntide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's long-standing traditions.
00:28:38Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course.
00:28:41I mean, you're an ad agency.
00:28:43That's your job, right?
00:28:44Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand.
00:28:51And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:28:54Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:28:59Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton, but I have to kindly refuse.
00:29:03Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is.
00:29:06Always changing their mind and so stubborn.
00:29:09But, you know, they always do come around.
00:29:14You have daughters, don't you?
00:29:16What is it?
00:29:17Chloe and Karen, isn't it?
00:29:20I only have one daughter.
00:29:22Chloe.
00:29:30I only have one daughter.
00:29:32Chloe.
00:29:33Now, you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week.
00:29:40We're also bidding on that deal.
00:29:42You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:29:45How do you know about that?
00:29:46That was supposed to be a private pitch.
00:29:48I'm a Carlton, and I have eyes everywhere.
00:29:52If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients.
00:30:00But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:03All right.
00:30:10Deal.
00:30:11Ah, all right.
00:30:12Bam!
00:30:13I'll look forward to acquiring your company.
00:30:15Oh, my God.
00:30:29So sorry for the interruption.
00:30:35Well, I will see you later.
00:30:36No, no, no, no.
00:30:37What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:30:40I was just looking for a file, and I thought it would be in here.
00:30:43And then I heard you coming, and it just felt like the best idea.
00:30:48You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:30:53Well, look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago, and I thought he was going to recognize me.
00:30:59Okay, well, that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood.
00:31:03You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:04You're making the right choice.
00:31:06I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save Turntide.
00:31:13If you need any help, let me know.
00:31:21You deserve it.
00:31:22I do.
00:31:23Oh, yeah.
00:31:26Oh.
00:31:26Walk of shame?
00:31:29Hey, congrats, man.
00:31:40On what?
00:31:41She's a 10 for sure.
00:31:43Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:31:47If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set, maybe you should go find somewhere else to work.
00:31:52All right.
00:31:54Damn, man.
00:31:55Forget I said anything.
00:31:59Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:07No, not a problem.
00:32:08We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:32:10I think if...
00:32:11Let me call you back.
00:32:14Bob.
00:32:15Vince.
00:32:16To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:32:18Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:32:21We're here to escort you.
00:32:23Well, that's not going to happen.
00:32:25I have a really busy schedule today, and also I'm not getting married.
00:32:29Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes.
00:32:32Very.
00:32:33Did my dad send them?
00:32:35Well, I'll just...
00:32:37Guys.
00:32:39Hey, let's keep going.
00:32:40Corinne, should we just...
00:32:41Oh!
00:32:41Whoa!
00:32:42Whoa!
00:32:48You didn't need to do that.
00:32:49I have been seeing these creeps around, okay?
00:32:51Be safe.
00:32:52Get pepper spray.
00:32:53Yeah, I'll look into that.
00:32:54Oh, I think you got some on my shirt.
00:32:56Oh, it's fine.
00:32:57I'll do laundry.
00:32:57No?
00:33:00I can do laundry.
00:33:02I think.
00:33:27Oh, it burns.
00:33:42It burns.
00:33:42It burns.
00:33:45Oh, do not have a beat.
00:33:49Ow!
00:33:57The other nail.
00:34:03Oh.
00:34:06This one.
00:34:11Come on.
00:34:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:23Spoon?
00:34:24Microwave.
00:34:25No.
00:34:26No.
00:34:29Here.
00:34:36Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it.
00:34:43Wax or oil?
00:34:53Close enough.
00:34:55Hey.
00:35:06Did you cook?
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:08And I used a recipe.
00:35:11Oh, and the best part is...
00:35:12I clean the floors.
00:35:18You what?
00:35:19Look, I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting me a job.
00:35:25And it's Saturday.
00:35:26So I clean the floors.
00:35:30Looks great in here.
00:35:31And it smells great, too.
00:35:34Yeah, well, get over here before it gets cold.
00:35:35Uh, what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:35:43Uh, soap.
00:35:45Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:35:49Olive oil.
00:35:50I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:35:53No.
00:35:54Not the right kind of oil.
00:35:56We are going to walk very, very slowly to the towel closet.
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:02Oh.
00:36:03Okay, I have to go.
00:36:05Come on.
00:36:06Try here.
00:36:08Okay, well, move your foot.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:10I think it's a foot.
00:36:11What a good idea.
00:36:11Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:12Wait!
00:36:12Wait!
00:36:24Oh, my God.
00:36:27Are you okay?
00:36:27Oh, my God.
00:36:33Oh, my God.
00:36:34It smells so good.
00:36:36It smells so good.
00:36:37It smells really great.
00:36:41I should...
00:36:41Brussels sprouts.
00:36:42Yeah, I'll go get the nuts.
00:36:44Yeah.
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:45Yeah, you do that.
00:36:47Okay.
00:36:48Ow.
00:36:50Ow.
00:36:52Okay, new house rule.
00:36:54No more chores without supervision.
00:36:56Hey, dinner was edible.
00:36:57Mm-hmm.
00:37:04Need a hand over there?
00:37:06No.
00:37:13I'm all powerful.
00:37:15Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise.
00:37:18Sure.
00:37:20I am really, really sorry about that.
00:37:21There's a lot I need to learn.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:26There's a lot that you do know.
00:37:28Yeah.
00:37:29Like how to escape a wedding.
00:37:30Well, I saw those heels.
00:37:32That could not have been easy.
00:37:33Okay.
00:37:38If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:37:41I'd be like a spider monkey.
00:37:43Ooh.
00:37:44Okay, so which ones go?
00:37:45I don't know.
00:37:46X, come on.
00:37:47You know, my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste.
00:37:57Actually.
00:37:58But she didn't teach us anything useful, like how to cook or clean or live independently.
00:38:09I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway.
00:38:11I was always just questioning everything.
00:38:14My sister was really good at it, though.
00:38:16And then at some point, they just stopped trying.
00:38:18So you have a sister.
00:38:20Yeah.
00:38:22Older.
00:38:23Chloe.
00:38:26She is the definition of golden child.
00:38:30Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly, obese.
00:38:34Yeah, in my parents' eyes, I was always the disappointing, troublemaking, younger sister who was only really good for one thing.
00:38:44Marriage.
00:38:47And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good.
00:38:51I see.
00:38:53Arranged marriage.
00:38:55You don't really seem that surprised.
00:38:57Uh, yeah.
00:38:59It, uh, happened to a friend of mine.
00:39:01Hmm.
00:39:03Yeah.
00:39:04I only met him, like, once before the wedding.
00:39:08So weird.
00:39:09Well, you know what?
00:39:10I'm glad you ran away.
00:39:13Fuck him.
00:39:17Yeah?
00:39:18Yeah.
00:39:20Okay, well, I haven't really brought much peace into your life.
00:39:24I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:39:27I don't pick up on things easily.
00:39:28You're smart, Corinne.
00:39:30Scary smart.
00:39:31Sometimes.
00:39:32And I think that you just need to show them that you can live just as good of a life.
00:39:38Now, you know what?
00:39:38Hell, better.
00:39:40On your own terms.
00:39:43And you're not alone.
00:39:47Why are you looking at me like that?
00:39:48No, I'm sorry.
00:39:49No, I'm sorry.
00:39:50I just...
00:39:51I just really want to kiss you.
00:39:54No, no, no.
00:40:11No.
00:40:12No.
00:40:13No.
00:40:14No.
00:40:15No.
00:40:16No.
00:40:17No.
00:40:18No.
00:40:19No.
00:40:20No.
00:40:21No.
00:40:22Why?
00:40:23That better be something in your pocket.
00:40:26Ugh, what are you imagining?
00:40:28Oh, God.
00:40:29No!
00:40:34Uh, we should...
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37...do anything else.
00:40:38Okay.
00:40:39Okay, yeah.
00:40:40Was I snoring?
00:40:43You know, I'm gonna get some water.
00:40:44I'm gonna get some water.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:48This apartment is depressing.
00:40:49You know that?
00:40:52The only thing you own is action figures and video games.
00:40:55That is the definition of delinquency.
00:40:59Excuse me?
00:41:00Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:02Where's the decor?
00:41:04The books?
00:41:06The books?
00:41:07I don't read books.
00:41:08I don't read books.
00:41:09It's the 21st century.
00:41:10Who owns books?
00:41:11Every sensible adult in the world?
00:41:13Well, I, uh, didn't take you for a nerd, Cory.
00:41:17Okay, this is unacceptable.
00:41:18You need to read, Andy.
00:41:20How can you be the founder of a media company if you don't read?
00:41:24I listen to podcasts.
00:41:25Gross.
00:41:26I gotta go run some errands.
00:41:29I'll be home later.
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:31You can just do whatever you want.
00:41:33Unless you're asking me for permission.
00:41:34In that case, no.
00:41:42Did you forget your keys again?
00:41:43Don?
00:41:44Don?
00:41:58Don?
00:42:00So this is where you're spending your little vacation?
00:42:02No, um, this is my home.
00:42:06Home?
00:42:07Very funny.
00:42:08This is merely a month's long tantrum, befitting of a brat who is as ungrateful as you.
00:42:16Well, I like it.
00:42:17When are you coming back?
00:42:18James did not like that stunt you pulled, and you embarrassed us all.
00:42:23And you almost cost us our connection with the Prescotts.
00:42:27Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forgive.
00:42:31How did you find me?
00:42:33Oh, please.
00:42:34I hired a private investigator when you ran.
00:42:37I've known about this place for weeks.
00:42:39You cut me off completely just so you could secretly watch me suffer?
00:42:43No.
00:42:44This is my life now, okay?
00:42:46I have worked for it.
00:42:48Just leave me alone.
00:42:49Cutting you off was your punishment.
00:42:51It was going to teach you a lesson, but apparently I guess it didn't.
00:42:54You are a Carlton.
00:42:57Act like it!
00:42:58Your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company.
00:43:03While you are wasting our name.
00:43:07The least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife.
00:43:12I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners.
00:43:16You know what?
00:43:18My boyfriend is coming home soon and he really doesn't like it when I'm upset.
00:43:22Boyfriend?
00:43:23What boyfriend?
00:43:24What boyfriend?
00:43:26What boyfriend?
00:43:27Well, his name is Andy.
00:43:29And if you don't know about him, maybe you should get a new private investigator.
00:43:32Now get out!
00:43:35Don't regret this little girl.
00:43:37Andy?
00:43:38What are you doing here?
00:43:39I pass by this place every day.
00:43:52You know, I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about.
00:44:08Aw, did my comment get to you?
00:44:09We thought it was so sweet.
00:44:10No.
00:44:11No, I'm not buying anything.
00:44:12Huh.
00:44:13No.
00:44:14I am.
00:44:15Hold this.
00:44:16Classic.
00:44:17Little women?
00:44:18Mm-hmm.
00:44:19Are they like Tinkerbell?
00:44:20They are full sized.
00:44:21You two are building quite the library there.
00:44:24You two are building quite the library there.
00:44:25You two are building quite the library there.
00:44:26You two are building quite the library there.
00:44:27Oh, we are just getting started.
00:44:28No kidding.
00:44:29Well, we just got a very special shipment in.
00:44:31A rare first edition of the Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson by Thomas H. Johnson,
00:44:36which is widely regarded as the authoritative collection of her work.
00:44:41And only for $200.
00:44:42It's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector.
00:45:01Ma'am, Johnson's Complete Emily Dickinson... and maybe her first full collection of her
00:45:07work, but it is far from authoritative.
00:45:10I mean, Miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for, well, years.
00:45:15And if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson, I could easily get it for $80.
00:45:18So before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book,
00:45:21maybe you should just think about whether or not I'm an idiot.
00:45:25Well then.
00:45:30So, you can't do chores, but you're a literature expert.
00:45:37This one is my favorite!
00:45:38I've never heard of it.
00:45:41Oh, it is so juicy.
00:45:43High society affairs, unrequited love, plot twists.
00:45:49Oh, it is such a fun time.
00:45:51We have so many.
00:45:54Maybe next time.
00:46:08Could you help me send a postcard?
00:46:21Who's this?
00:46:22This?
00:46:23He?
00:46:24James Prescott.
00:46:26Corinne's fiance.
00:46:27And you are?
00:46:30Andy Rhodes.
00:46:32You have a fiance?
00:46:33Okay.
00:46:35You are not my fiance, James, and just quit telling people that.
00:46:38Look, just because you left me at the altar doesn't mean we won't get married eventually.
00:46:42Oh, you're that guy.
00:46:45Man, you know, you really can't take no for an answer.
00:46:47Yeah.
00:46:49Stay out of this.
00:46:50This is between me and her.
00:46:53She can make her own decisions.
00:46:54In fact, you know, why don't we ask her, Corinne?
00:46:57Did you change your mind?
00:46:59No.
00:46:59I didn't.
00:47:02Well, there you have it.
00:47:04No means no.
00:47:05And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:08Okay, look, man, I don't know how you think.
00:47:15Okay, guys, we are in public.
00:47:18James, I don't even know you, okay?
00:47:19This was all of our parents' idea, and I'm sure there is a lovely girl out there for you
00:47:23who is not me.
00:47:25There you go.
00:47:27Bye-bye now.
00:47:28Look, I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't over.
00:47:32I wonder what your father has to say about this, Corinne.
00:47:35His hair is really shiny.
00:47:44Did you get oat in my coffee?
00:47:50I'll get us.
00:47:55Oh, my goodness.
00:47:57I miss you so much.
00:47:59Ditto.
00:48:00Carlton just isn't the same without you.
00:48:03So, this is the new place, huh?
00:48:05Yeah.
00:48:05Turntide Media.
00:48:06Oh, my God, let me give you a tour.
00:48:08Yes.
00:48:11Ooh.
00:48:16It's a storm cloud.
00:48:18Yeah, remember when I said I had a roommate?
00:48:20And now he's also my boss.
00:48:23But he's not normally like that.
00:48:25I wonder what happened.
00:48:26I think I might know.
00:48:28Someone published an expose on Turntide Media.
00:48:31It's all over the news.
00:48:33I don't know.
00:48:39That's really bad.
00:48:40Yeah.
00:48:40I'd better go.
00:48:41But dinner's here?
00:48:42Okay, yes, please.
00:48:44Good luck.
00:48:46Thanks.
00:48:51That's a good start to the morning.
00:48:53I'm literally sick to my stomach right now.
00:48:55What's going on?
00:49:01Didn't you hear?
00:49:03We're the new poster child for unethical advertising.
00:49:05Apparently, there was a recall on the first product deal Andy ever did as CEO.
00:49:09Oh, shit.
00:49:10And the worst part, the Carlton Group boosted the article immediately and said,
00:49:14this is what happens when you let a bunch of money-hungry Gen Zers run an ad agency.
00:49:19They've got to be behind him.
00:49:21Didn't Ed Carlton just visit the office a week ago?
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:23Hmm.
00:49:24Can I see you all in the conference room?
00:49:27No.
00:49:27Okay.
00:49:29Okay.
00:49:30What's going to happen?
00:49:33As some of you may know, malicious headlines have been circling around Turntide.
00:49:39Most of the report is false, but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak.
00:49:44We have a mole?
00:49:49We have a mole?
00:49:51Too soon to say.
00:49:52But I will get to the bottom of this.
00:49:54Well, if you ask me, everything was fine until a certain someone was hired.
00:50:00I guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around baseless accusations.
00:50:05I'm just putting together two and two.
00:50:07We didn't have a leak before you were hired.
00:50:09Enough.
00:50:10I didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another.
00:50:12The Goldfield pitch is coming up, and it is our top priority to secure this deal.
00:50:17If we can win them over, who knows?
00:50:18Maybe we can regain the trust of some of our other clients.
00:50:21This pitch is life or death for Turntide.
00:50:23So I'm going to be presenting it.
00:50:30So, mind you, he's fully naked.
00:50:32When he drags me into the shower, I show me his waterbending skills.
00:50:36But it was just water dripping down his fingers.
00:50:39Yeah, I was five.
00:50:41You know, I recall having to call 911 to, uh, rescue you from a tree after your failed experiment
00:50:48with flying using helium balloons.
00:50:51I was levitating off the ground for a little bit.
00:50:55You know, that's considered flying.
00:50:56That's fair.
00:50:57He was.
00:50:57Shall we?
00:51:12Wait, Luke, where the hell are you guys going?
00:51:15You're enjoying your night, bro.
00:51:16What the hell is happening?
00:51:24Okay, you really have to learn how to read a room.
00:51:27Their eyes have been glued to each other all night.
00:51:30Oh.
00:51:32Yeah, good for them.
00:51:36You're cute.
00:51:37Come on, waterbender.
00:51:40Let's go home.
00:51:43Come on.
00:51:48Well, I, for one, think Andy and Corinne would be great together.
00:51:52Mm-hmm.
00:51:52And not just because Andy introduced me to his best friend.
00:51:58Kiss me.
00:52:02Yeah, I'm really rooting for him, too.
00:52:03I'm just glad Corinne is doing well.
00:52:04She's been through so much in such a short time.
00:52:10What, Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:14What, Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:16She got disowned by her rich family.
00:52:18They're apparently a big deal.
00:52:20They wanted her to marry some big shot, but she didn't love him.
00:52:24She's never been on her own before, so she had to learn from scratch.
00:52:27Oh, wow.
00:52:30I had no idea.
00:52:31It's pretty funny, then, how she met Andy.
00:52:39You know?
00:52:39Like, it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy straight into the arms of another.
00:52:45Her family would be thrilled if they ever took their heads out of their asses.
00:52:50Wait, Andy is rich?
00:52:54Yeah, uh, haven't you heard of the Rhodes family?
00:53:01Oh, my God.
00:53:02Rhodes hotels?
00:53:03I never even put it together.
00:53:05Yeah, he went on his own a couple years ago.
00:53:07He wanted to make a name for himself, pave his own way aside from his family.
00:53:10And, um, you and Corinne don't know anything about Andy.
00:53:16And you and Andy don't know about Corinne.
00:53:20Holy shit!
00:53:27Hey, girl.
00:53:29Okay, tell me everything.
00:53:30Baskin' in the afterglow?
00:53:38I don't kiss and tell.
00:53:40It was amazing.
00:53:40Ten out of ten.
00:53:41But before I give you details, there's something way more urgent I have to tell you.
00:53:45You're never going to guess what I heard last night.
00:53:47Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:53:49Uh, yeah, sure.
00:53:51I could take a break.
00:53:53Okay, what?
00:53:54What is more important than your sex life?
00:53:56I heard one of the craziest things from Monica last night.
00:53:59Did you know Corinne comes from one of the wealthiest families in the country?
00:54:04What did you say?
00:54:05Corinne.
00:54:06Andy comes from a rich family.
00:54:09Rhodes Hotels!
00:54:10What?
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11Dude, Corinne is, or was, I guess, a Carlton.
00:54:16What would you say?
00:54:17What would you say?
00:54:29You're a Carlton.
00:54:40You're a Carlton.
00:54:42Yes.
00:54:43I'm the Carlton's youngest daughter.
00:54:45Not that they would acknowledge it.
00:54:46You're a Carlton.
00:54:47The same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and bad-mouthing me in the press.
00:54:51Are you the fucking mole?
00:54:52Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:54:55Ugh.
00:54:56Do you really think that I would do that to you?
00:54:57After everything we've been through.
00:54:59You know me, Andy.
00:55:00You know that I have no loyalty to my family.
00:55:03I don't know what to believe.
00:55:05Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family, too?
00:55:08I'm sorry.
00:55:08How is that relevant right now?
00:55:10How is that relevant?
00:55:11You're accusing me of lying about my family, yet you did the, uh, exact same thing?
00:55:16At least I have an excuse.
00:55:17What's yours?
00:55:18Were you cut off from your family, too?
00:55:19No.
00:55:20No.
00:55:20I wasn't.
00:55:21Okay.
00:55:21Well, then why are you here?
00:55:23You don't even need to live a normal life.
00:55:25What?
00:55:25Are you just pretending for fun?
00:55:27I am not here for fun.
00:55:28I went out on my own to prove myself.
00:55:30Everybody just expected me to join the family business.
00:55:32But I needed to make my own way in the world.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:35Well, then why didn't you just tell me that, okay?
00:55:37Why don't you trust me?
00:55:38Well, I didn't tell you because I thought that you could be a-
00:55:40Could be what?
00:55:41I thought that you could be after my money.
00:55:45I thought that you could be after my money.
00:55:50Okay, look.
00:55:50That came out-
00:55:51Yeah, it fucking did.
00:55:53First I'm a traitor, and now I'm a gold digger.
00:55:55You know what?
00:55:55You are just a real class-ass auntie.
00:55:57Oh, stop deflecting.
00:55:59You heard this from Mr. Carlton that while you were snooping around in my office,
00:56:02no less.
00:56:03And you didn't say anything.
00:56:04I have every right to be angry.
00:56:05I chose freedom!
00:56:08And I lost everything because of it.
00:56:11Do you really think that I would turn around and just betray you like that?
00:56:16I opened up to you about everything, and you just turn around and throw it in my face.
00:56:23I even told you that my parents were for my sister over me.
00:56:26And you know how important it is for me to be treated as an equal, and yet you still don't do it.
00:56:31When?
00:56:32When have I not treated you as an equal?
00:56:34Do you suspect you're equal of ulterior motives, so much so that you would accuse her of being the mole?
00:56:39After living with her for weeks?
00:56:43No, it doesn't matter.
00:56:45I saw the door camera fetch.
00:56:47Eric Carlton was standing right here in this apartment.
00:56:49Did you feed him information then?
00:56:57He was just trying to get me to come back.
00:56:59I have seen you lie, Corinne.
00:57:02It comes as easily to you as breathing.
00:57:03Ever since you showed up in this apartment, you have caused me nothing but trouble.
00:57:07And I swear, if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy, I've...
00:57:10That sounds like you already think I'm guilty.
00:57:16So be it.
00:57:28Oh, honey.
00:57:29I'll get the ice cream.
00:57:31Come on.
00:57:33Enjoy.
00:57:38Hi, welcome.
00:57:43Corinne.
00:57:47Why did you ask me here, James?
00:57:49Cutting right to the chase.
00:57:51Okay.
00:57:52Well, you see, I haven't quite given up on our future nuptials.
00:57:57Wait.
00:57:58You're going to want to hear what I have to say.
00:58:00Please.
00:58:00What could you possibly say to convince me to go along with this arrangement?
00:58:05Your boy toy isn't who he says he is.
00:58:07Andy?
00:58:08I know.
00:58:09He's part of the Rhodes family.
00:58:11Big whoop.
00:58:12Not that, Corinne.
00:58:15He's engaged to this woman.
00:58:17Betty Kenden, 25.
00:58:20She's a childhood sweetheart of his.
00:58:22No, no, no.
00:58:23I met her.
00:58:24She's crazy.
00:58:25They've been engaged to be married since childhood.
00:58:28My source is correct, which, trust me, it is.
00:58:31The wedding is set for me.
00:58:33Well, you're wrong.
00:58:33Who's your source?
00:58:52Okay, you know what?
00:58:53You still haven't said what that has to do with you and I.
00:58:55So just get to the point.
00:58:57The point is, Corinne.
00:58:59I know you love him, but you can't have him.
00:59:02He belongs to Miss Camden.
00:59:03This past month, all of it, it's been fake.
00:59:06A dream.
00:59:07Fuck you.
00:59:08What I can offer you is real.
00:59:11Yeah, what's that?
00:59:12Security.
00:59:13A home.
00:59:14Assurance that what you have won't disappear in an instant.
00:59:16You will be taken care of forever.
00:59:18You will never have to worry or doubt ever again.
00:59:21Take some time.
00:59:23Think about it.
00:59:25I'll be waiting.
00:59:29Do you remember, Andy, how her Easter dress got so muddy
00:59:32that your parents had to cancel the press shoot?
00:59:36That was such a fun day, despite the looks on their faces.
00:59:40Oh, gosh.
00:59:41You know, you two made such a couple then and now.
00:59:46Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
00:59:54This place is just so lovely, isn't it?
00:59:57Sorry, I just need to send a quick message.
01:00:00No problem, dear.
01:00:12Such a lovely evening, isn't it?
01:00:14Yes.
01:00:16Oh, here he is.
01:00:18Oh.
01:00:26Fuck this.
01:00:34Excuse me.
01:00:35Is he taunting me?
01:00:41Is this psychological warfare?
01:00:44You know what?
01:00:45James is right.
01:00:45I really need to get myself out of this mess.
01:00:51Corinne!
01:00:52What a coincidence.
01:00:54I was just having dinner with Andy and his mother.
01:00:57Would you like to join?
01:00:58Are you the one who texted me off of Andy's phone?
01:01:02Oh.
01:01:03Did you really think Andy wanted to talk things over and make up?
01:01:06How sad.
01:01:16Hello there.
01:01:18Didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
01:01:20You're right.
01:01:20You're right.
01:01:22Imagine that.
01:01:23What will you do?
01:01:27You know what?
01:01:30I would like to propose a toast to Turntide and all the success that you've had, Andy.
01:01:36I am so proud of you.
01:01:39Cheers.
01:01:39Thanks, Mom.
01:01:42That means a lot.
01:01:43But I didn't propose this dinner to discuss work.
01:01:48I brought you here because we need to put this matter to Ben.
01:01:51What's the matter?
01:01:53Betty and I's engagement.
01:01:55Listen, Mom.
01:01:56I know you and the Camden's have wanted this for my entire life.
01:01:58But just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true.
01:02:02I'm a grown man now.
01:02:03I need to make my own decisions.
01:02:06Andy?
01:02:08You know what?
01:02:09I'm tired of this.
01:02:10I have been nothing but patient and understanding for years.
01:02:14And all you do is reject me.
01:02:16I've been waiting for you my whole life.
01:02:18What does she have that I don't?
01:02:20Who is she?
01:02:23She is the woman Andy is living with.
01:02:25Andy, is that true?
01:02:29She's just a roommate.
01:02:30And her name's Corinne.
01:02:31Betty, I can't marry you.
01:02:33And it's not because of her it wouldn't be right.
01:02:35I'm sorry.
01:02:37Fix it.
01:02:39I'm going to call my parents.
01:02:42Andy?
01:02:44Just because you have a startup does not mean that you have life figured out.
01:02:49First you turned down the Carltons.
01:02:50And now the Camdens?
01:02:52God.
01:02:53What are you doing?
01:02:55Are you trying to run your career into the ground, Andy?
01:02:59Partnerships shouldn't be bought.
01:03:01They should be earned.
01:03:02And I want to marry somebody I love, not somebody that I see business value in.
01:03:06You have known Betty your entire life, and our family approves of her.
01:03:09And you stand the risk of insulting her family the longer you put off this marriage.
01:03:15Do you understand?
01:03:16If I can't marry somebody that I love, then I'll just walk away from it all.
01:03:20Oh, God.
01:03:22How dare you?
01:03:24Do you really think that I had a choice in who I married?
01:03:28Do you want the same for your child?
01:03:29You are young, and I know what's best for you.
01:03:34And this is not over, and you will figure it out.
01:03:37Are you leaving?
01:03:50Yes.
01:03:51You can just keep the rest of my stuff, or throw it away.
01:03:55I don't really care.
01:03:56Is this about the other night?
01:03:58I mean, can you blame me for suspecting you?
01:04:00You know what's really ironic?
01:04:02You accused me of being this big mastermind and saying all this bullshit about me,
01:04:06yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:08What the hell are you talking about?
01:04:10Enjoy married life.
01:04:11Shh.
01:04:11Oh, what?
01:04:15Cat got your tongue now?
01:04:17You know, I should have known that you were a player from the very beginning.
01:04:21Why are you even mad?
01:04:22We're just roommates.
01:04:25What does it matter to you?
01:04:27Just roommates.
01:04:29You know, that's low, even for you, Andy.
01:04:32What?
01:04:32We had moments.
01:04:33The flirting.
01:04:34I was here to kiss, for God's sake.
01:04:36Does none of that mean anything to you?
01:04:37We were drinking.
01:04:39Right.
01:04:40Got it.
01:04:41Where are you going?
01:04:43None of your business.
01:04:44Oh, you're going back to them, aren't you?
01:04:46To Jane's?
01:04:47And I'm supposed to believe you're innocent now?
01:04:49I always was.
01:04:50If that's the case, then you're a coward.
01:04:52What?
01:04:53After all of the progress you've made, the life that you built for yourself through blood,
01:04:56sweat, and tears, you're just going to give it all away?
01:04:59Take the easy way out.
01:05:00You're better than that, Corinne.
01:05:02What does it matter to you?
01:05:05We're just roommates, remember?
01:05:07Well, not anymore!
01:05:11Look who decided to show up.
01:05:20You look tired.
01:05:22I'm here.
01:05:26Mr. Fincher, Mr. Thompson, it's an honor to have you here today.
01:05:39We will be presenting our pitch for Goldfield Beer as a team.
01:05:43Here at Turntide, we aim to pinpoint the core that makes a product attractive to consumers
01:05:48and then elevate it into the public consciousness.
01:05:51Through meticulous research, we have found that the two words most commonly associated
01:05:56with Goldfield is summer and taste.
01:06:00Now, accompanied with visual and auditory cues.
01:06:03And that brings us to the slogan that will transform Goldfield's presence in the market.
01:06:16Goldfield, the taste of summer.
01:06:23Mr. Rhodes, you certainly put a lot of effort into this.
01:06:27It's an impeccable presentation.
01:06:30Virtually flawless.
01:06:31We can see the quality that comes out of Turntide.
01:06:34That may also be your greatest weakness.
01:06:36On the surface, the ad is perfect, but it doesn't possess anything beyond that.
01:06:41I mean, the taste of summer?
01:06:42Come on, what does that even mean?
01:06:44I mean, it's soulless.
01:06:47Right.
01:06:48Basic.
01:06:49And we cannot sign off on this.
01:06:51Well, you know, you'd be surprised.
01:07:00As I mentioned, studies show that people are very receptive to summer themes.
01:07:05They produce neural responses akin to nostalgia.
01:07:08Ads like this are almost guaranteed to bring in higher year-end profits.
01:07:12It's a safe bet.
01:07:13You're well aware of the advantage of this type of marketing, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:18Other beer brands have been using it for decades.
01:07:20Yeah, and we're not other beer brands.
01:07:23I mean, we didn't take the risk of coming to a new up-and-coming ad agency
01:07:26to get a boring, safe pitch.
01:07:31Um, well, you know, I can, uh...
01:07:34We've seen enough from you, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:37Look, I don't want to have to give an ultimatum,
01:07:39but if you don't give us something impressive, like, right now, we're walking.
01:07:44Please, if you give us one more day,
01:07:46we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive.
01:07:49We don't want another presentation.
01:07:51We want a good idea.
01:07:58Miss...
01:07:59Corinne Carlton.
01:08:00Corinne Carlton?
01:08:02Isn't that, um...
01:08:04What are you doing?
01:08:07I can pitch.
01:08:10I can pitch.
01:08:11I can pitch.
01:08:11Well then, go ahead.
01:08:18I recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything I had.
01:08:21And although it was my choice, it was still really hard.
01:08:25And most people think that when you're struggling, you're focused on the basics.
01:08:30Getting a job.
01:08:31Finding a safe place to live.
01:08:33Affording food and necessities.
01:08:34On surviving.
01:08:35And for the most part, that is, that's true.
01:08:38But in the in-between moments, when everything is just hitting you,
01:08:43you're just looking for comfort just about everywhere.
01:08:46You're looking for anything and everything that'll give you a sense of belonging that you used to have.
01:08:51And in one of those moments, someone gave me a Goldfield beer.
01:08:54And I had a really hard time opening it, you know, weak hands.
01:09:06But I couldn't believe how something so simple could mean so much.
01:09:12It was just a beer, but...
01:09:14You know, this may not resonate, but I keep thinking about this quote that Ernest Hemingway wrote.
01:09:20I did not care what it was all about.
01:09:22Life.
01:09:22You know, all I wanted to know was how to live in it.
01:09:26And if I found out how to live in it, then you learned from what it was all about.
01:09:32Goldfield.
01:09:34Live in it.
01:09:35Sun also rises.
01:09:37You'd have no way of knowing this, young lady, but our CEO is very fond of Hemingway.
01:09:42If you're here right now, be over the moon.
01:09:45He'll love the idea of our ad referencing a favorite.
01:09:52Well, I can throw together some mock ads by the end of the week.
01:09:57Excellent.
01:09:58We look forward to seeing that.
01:10:00Miss Carlton, you have a bright future here.
01:10:04That means a lot.
01:10:05Mr. Thompson, Mr. Fincher, please wait.
01:10:27What more is there to discuss?
01:10:30We made ourselves very clear on it.
01:10:32I don't know if you know this, but my father is Neil Martin.
01:10:36Okay, and?
01:10:38He's the largest supplier of wheat on the West Coast.
01:10:41A connection with him would be very beneficial for Goldfield.
01:10:45If you go back in there and tell my boss you're turning down Turn Tides Pitch and going with the Carlton Group, I can make that happen.
01:10:55If you had done any research into our company, Miss Martin, you'd know we produce our own wheat.
01:11:01Goldfield started as a farm.
01:11:03Yeah, and does Mr. Rhodes know that you're trying to bribe us on behalf of another company?
01:11:08How about, if you do it, I'll give you a night you won't forget.
01:11:15Both of you.
01:11:21Mr. Rhodes, you need to control your people.
01:11:25Never in my entire career experience something so unprofessional.
01:11:28Is this your corporate culture?
01:11:31Absolutely not.
01:11:32And this is no longer an employee of Turn Tide.
01:11:35My sincerest apologies to both of you, and we will make up for this violation tenfold.
01:11:40If you can come through like your all-star associate promised, maybe we can forget about this.
01:11:53Mr. Rhodes, please, I...
01:11:53So it was you?
01:11:54What the fuck were you thinking?
01:11:57I've worked my ass off for this company.
01:12:00I was here when it was nothing.
01:12:01I should have been made a partner ages ago, but you never even considered it.
01:12:05Ed Carlton offered me an executive role just for doing a small favor.
01:12:11So you betrayed us?
01:12:13Put the entire agency in jeopardy.
01:12:15If Corinne hadn't saved us back there...
01:12:17Please!
01:12:18I could have done the same thing.
01:12:20Pack your things.
01:12:21You're fired.
01:12:22You're fired.
01:12:22You're fired.
01:12:22You're fired.
01:12:22You're fired.
01:12:24You're fired.
01:12:26You're fired.
01:12:27You're fired.
01:12:28You're fired.
01:12:29You're fired.
01:12:30You're fired.
01:12:31You're fired.
01:12:53We never bought that.
01:12:55Not one word, not one gesture of yours shall I, could I, ever forget.
01:13:18He read it.
01:13:25Mr. Carlton, I figured you would show up at some point, come to hand over your clients
01:13:33to me.
01:13:34While you have them, because I'm sure they'll come crawling back soon.
01:13:39Do you know who won the deal for us?
01:13:42Corinne, your daughter.
01:13:44Seems like you lost your biggest asset when you cut her off from the family.
01:13:48Corinne?
01:13:49How?
01:13:50I have a deal for you, Ed.
01:13:52What?
01:13:53I will give you back these clients, but you have to give up something else.
01:13:59Then that would be...
01:14:00Corinne, relinquish your control and let her live her own life on her own terms.
01:14:06Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:12Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:13Deal.
01:14:14Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:14:29Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy?
01:14:33I just really need to talk to him.
01:14:35No.
01:14:36He's not in yet.
01:14:37But did you hear what happened?
01:14:38No.
01:14:39What happened?
01:14:40Andy fired Lilia.
01:14:41Apparently, she's the Carlton mole.
01:14:44It got really intense, so he sent her packing.
01:14:46It was epic.
01:14:48He's also super hot.
01:14:51Okay.
01:14:52What?
01:14:53Wait, how did I miss this?
01:14:54You were still in the meeting room.
01:14:56I was the only witness.
01:14:58Perks of being HR.
01:14:59Okay, do you know where he is?
01:15:01That's the craziest part.
01:15:02He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:15:05What?
01:15:06He's getting married.
01:15:20Andy?
01:15:25I'm so sorry.
01:15:26I thought, um...
01:15:31Corinne.
01:15:34Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:15:39Are you here to heroically stop my Irene's marriage?
01:15:42Okay, well, you don't belong with Betty, okay?
01:15:45You just don't.
01:15:46You've worked so hard, and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you.
01:15:49Like, everything about you.
01:15:50Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what?
01:15:51I really don't think so.
01:15:52She's kind of a bitch.
01:15:53Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:15:56Do not laugh at me, okay?
01:15:59I am trying to give a speech.
01:16:02You, um...
01:16:04You deserve to pick your own path.
01:16:07Whatever that is.
01:16:08And you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:16:11So don't go through with it.
01:16:13If I can call off my wedding, then so can you.
01:16:16Are you done?
01:16:17Next.
01:16:18I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:20I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:21I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:22Hey, Betty.
01:16:23Can we talk about the marriage?
01:16:24Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:16:25Our mothers are so intent on the marriage, they've decided to forego the wedding altogether
01:16:27and just get it over with in a courthouse.
01:16:28Isn't that enough for you?
01:16:29You need to stand up to them with me.
01:16:30This whole time you've been perfectly obedient.
01:16:31This will not be over until you say no to.
01:16:33It's not just obedience, Andy.
01:16:34I've loved you since we were kids.
01:16:35You don't love me.
01:16:36You don't even know what love is.
01:16:38I was never going to marry Betty contrary to popular belief.
01:16:39Oh.
01:16:40Just like I was never the mole contrary to popular belief.
01:16:41So is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:16:42No.
01:16:43No.
01:16:44No.
01:16:45No.
01:16:46No.
01:16:47No.
01:16:48No.
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01:17:07No.
01:17:08No.
01:17:09No.
01:17:10No.
01:17:11No.
01:17:12Oh, I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:17:13Understatement of the Year.
01:17:14No.
01:17:15No.
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01:17:17No.
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01:17:29No.
01:17:30No.
01:17:31No.
01:17:32No.
01:17:34No.
01:17:35What is Mr. Rose going to do now?
01:17:38Well, I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:17:43Oh!
01:17:44It's gonna be a workout, too. She has a shit ton of books.
01:17:49But I love her anyways.
01:17:51No question. If it had been me at the altar, would you have ran?
01:17:55Well, we'll just have to see.
01:17:57I'm gonna need some insurance.
01:17:59No, shut up and kiss me.
01:18:05No, shut up and kiss me.
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