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Match Game Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00Get ready to match the stars, Selena Gomez, Cara Delevingne, Kevin Nealon, Anthony Anderson, Z-Way, and B.D. Wong, as we play the star-studded season premiere of Match Game.
00:22And here's the host of Match Game, Martin Short.
00:30Hello!
00:39Welcome to Match Game. I'm your host, Timothee Chalamet.
00:43And I know what you're thinking. Someone used Kris Jenner's plastic surgeon.
00:47Joining me are the biggest stars in entertainment and also Anthony Anderson.
00:54All right.
00:55Selena, my beautiful, beautiful co-star of Only Murders in the Building.
01:03Your career is so incredible, and it started in 2002, which is so ironic, because also in 2002 is when the Oscars started prepping my in-memoriam package.
01:14So, no, it's the coincidences of life that are fun.
01:18I told you I'd be your caregiver.
01:20You...
01:21She is my caregiver.
01:24Cara, you global fashion icon.
01:27What would you say that I'm serving today?
01:30It's giving, like, Diane Keaton slash lesbian my new girlfriend slash seasonal weatherman.
01:40Well, thank you.
01:41Wow!
01:42That's exactly what I was going for.
01:45Amazing Cara Delevingne from New York Fashion Week.
01:48And sitting next to her is Kevin Nealon from Erectile Dysfunction Awareness Week.
01:53So, the irony is unbelievable.
01:56Hey, hey, Marty.
01:57Hey, Kevin.
01:58Marty.
01:58What are you up to?
02:00Well, not much, obviously.
02:02Anthony Anderson.
02:07Yes.
02:08Beloved by millions, and by the way, the softest hands I've ever shaken with.
02:15I have a routine.
02:17It's shea butter.
02:18Shh.
02:18All right.
02:21Z-Way.
02:22How lovely to meet you.
02:24Hello.
02:25As a young person, which of our panelists just doesn't get your generation?
02:29And why is it Kevin Nealon?
02:32B.D. Wong.
02:35Hello.
02:36The man behind the it.
02:38Oh, look at you.
02:39Look how fabulous you look.
02:41We did Father of the Bride together.
02:43I played Frank.
02:44He played my wedding assistant.
02:45And I wish now we were sharing a slice of wedding cock.
02:49Anyway.
02:51That's Frank.
02:53That's the character.
02:54Now, let's meet tonight's contestants.
03:02That man is straight.
03:08And I'm straight.
03:10Hello.
03:11How are you?
03:12Amazing.
03:13How are you?
03:13Fantastic.
03:15Joy and Jordan, everyone.
03:17How about that?
03:17Hello.
03:19Now, Jordan, I'm told that you are a drag queen.
03:23Yes.
03:24Right now you have Jordan, but I'm much better known as Misty Waterfalls.
03:27Woo.
03:28And I'm a drag queen in Montreal.
03:31I make all my own wigs.
03:32I make all my own costumes.
03:33I made this.
03:35That is beautiful.
03:36I know.
03:37I know.
03:37Stunning.
03:39And your confidence is just absolutely perfect.
03:42Now, Joy.
03:43Yes, cutie pie Martin.
03:45How are you?
03:46Oh, you're so cute.
03:47I'm cute?
03:48You are so cute.
03:49Oh, I don't know if that's true.
03:52Wait a second.
03:53Joy, forget about me.
03:55You've been in my dreams since I found out you were going to be here.
04:00Your name is Joy Blessing.
04:02Yes.
04:03Now, is that the name you were born with?
04:04Well, 35 years ago, my husband considered me such a joy and blessing in his life that he gave
04:09me that name.
04:10And so when he went to heaven, I legally changed it.
04:13Oh, I love that.
04:14How beautiful.
04:16Thank you, cutie pie.
04:17That's so sweet.
04:18Welcome.
04:19I hope you both win, but one's going to be a big, fat loser.
04:23So we'll see what it is.
04:24Oh, no.
04:24Because let's play Match Game.
04:30Each of you will get two questions to try to match as many of our six stars as possible.
04:36Whoever matches more goes on to play Super Match for a chance to win $25,000.
04:43All right.
04:45Let's try this.
04:47Yes!
04:48Look at that.
04:49You son of a bitch.
04:52Look at that.
04:53There we go.
04:54Oh.
04:55Okay.
04:56Now, Joy, you start.
04:59I'm going to pick A for Adorable Martin.
05:05I'm getting sex tonight.
05:07I'm telling you, that's right.
05:08Stop it!
05:10Down.
05:11Down.
05:11Down.
05:12Okay.
05:13Down.
05:13Cara Delevingne is ridiculously famous, and so are her eyebrows.
05:17They're so famous, they've been seen walking the red carpet at the blank.
05:23Cara, let me see your eyebrows.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Okay.
05:26All right.
05:27Where would they walk?
05:28Uh, the Eugene Levy look-alike contest.
05:29Okay.
05:30Maybe.
05:31Selena is locked in.
05:32Kevin is locked in.
05:33Selena and Kevin are locked in already.
05:34No, no, no, no, no, not yet.
05:35Not yet.
05:36We've got to figure out what Joy might say.
05:37channeling Joy.
05:38By the way, I'm so excited.
05:39I used to watch this, um, in my trailer, the 60s version.
05:42Is that true?
05:43Yeah.
05:44With Gene Rayburn.
05:45Yeah, I didn't do this show further.
05:46You know what I was going to do with the guy, right.
05:48All right.
05:50Okay, all right.
05:50Where would they walk?
05:51Uh, a Eugene Levy look-alike contest.
05:52Okay.
05:53Selena is locked in.
05:54Kevin is locked in.
05:55Selena and Kevin are locked in.
05:56All righty.
05:57No, no, no, no, not yet.
05:58Not yet.
05:59We've got to figure out what Joy might say.
06:00Channeling Joy.
06:02By the way, I'm so excited.
06:04I used to watch this in my trailer, the 60s version.
06:06Is that true?
06:07for you, I did it because I was a fan.
06:09You were the host before Jean Rayburn, no?
06:12Yes.
06:13I started, I remember, we kept thinking,
06:15oh, let Eisenhower win, let Eisenhower win.
06:20All right, we are locked in.
06:22Okay, Joy, Cara Delevingne is ridiculously famous
06:25and so her eyebrows, they're so famous,
06:27they've been seen walking the red carpet at the blank.
06:31Oscars?
06:33At the Oscars.
06:34Oh.
06:35Oh, that's a good, good answer, Joy.
06:39I didn't think about that one.
06:40I call you Joy Blessing because that's a blessed answer.
06:43Okay, Cara Delevingne is ridiculously famous
06:46and so are her eyebrows.
06:48They're so famous, they've been seen
06:50walking the red carpet at the blank.
06:53I'm sorry, I also believe deeply in Cara
06:57and want her to win an Oscar.
07:00Yeah!
07:02I love you!
07:03One point.
07:04I can't get anything near that wrong.
07:05Wow!
07:06Cara, boy, those are good eyebrows, by the way.
07:09I mean, I've also, didn't I say this?
07:12That's when we met on doing Only Murders.
07:14I was like, listen, game knows game.
07:18Thank you very much.
07:19I said the Met Ball, I was wrong.
07:22I didn't know what to do.
07:23A Met Ball, no, no, that's a valid answer.
07:25It wasn't good enough.
07:25I'm sorry, Joy, I'll let you down.
07:27But that's a very good answer.
07:29Kevin?
07:30What?
07:31No, we want your answer.
07:32Oh, okay.
07:33Joy, I'm sorry, you're gonna be so disappointed
07:35because my handwriting is horrible.
07:37The Oscars!
07:39We got two points.
07:40I love you, Kevin!
07:42Anthony Anderson.
07:43Yes.
07:44We're going for Oscars.
07:45Yeah, yeah, that's what we're going for.
07:48I said her eyebrows would be seen at the AVN convention in Las Vegas.
07:56What?
07:57Not sad.
07:58Don't video.
07:59Oh!
08:00You just assumed that's what Joy would say.
08:01Yeah, I just assumed that's what Joy would say.
08:03You were helping her.
08:04All right.
08:05Z-Way.
08:06Okay.
08:07In a similar fashion, I was trying to channel Joy's energy in her mind.
08:13So I said, sex with Marty, is where...
08:18All that old thing.
08:19I don't understand your answer to the question, though, Z-Way.
08:22That's a great award show.
08:24Yeah.
08:25Nobody wins.
08:26All right, BD.
08:27It can get worse than that.
08:28Yes, it can get worse.
08:30Oh, my God.
08:31I'm so frightened.
08:32What did you write?
08:33I wrote the International Threading Convention.
08:39Everyone's being very little.
08:40You know that you want to match with them and help them, right?
08:43Yes, yes, I do.
08:44Oh.
08:45Okay, Joy, you scored two points.
08:48All right.
08:49Let's see how you do with your question.
08:51Okay.
08:52Okay, ready?
08:53Yes.
08:54Best of luck.
08:56Do I call you Jordan or Misty?
08:58Both work, as long as they're calling me.
09:00Okay, beautiful.
09:01Oh my gosh.
09:02This is my lucky night, I'm telling you.
09:03You're all getting lucky.
09:04Between Joy and Misty, I got my night planned.
09:07Okay.
09:08Chad said, my safe word is vanilla.
09:14The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
09:17But all I need is your blank.
09:20Chad said, my safe word is vanilla.
09:24Okay.
09:25The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
09:28But all I need is your blank.
09:30Hold on.
09:31I don't know.
09:32This is what I was going to write.
09:33Okay.
09:34BD is locked in this time.
09:35I did it, I did it.
09:36Yes.
09:37I'm happy for you, but all I need is your, okay.
09:42Oh, okay.
09:43Yeah.
09:44All right.
09:45We're just waiting for Kevin.
09:46Chee, hee, hee.
09:47That's a little wet.
09:48No, you don't have to.
09:49No, it's okay.
09:50It's gonna dry.
09:51All right.
09:52We are locked in-ish.
09:53All right.
09:54Okay.
09:55Yay.
09:56Jay Jordan.
09:57Yes.
09:58Chad said, my safe word is vanilla.
10:01The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
10:03But all I need is your...
10:05ID.
10:06Ooh.
10:07ID.
10:08Wow.
10:09Well, that is a great, great answer.
10:10What's a great answer?
10:11I made a Barbie.
10:12Ah-ha, Selena.
10:14The lady at the bank said, great, I'm happy for you.
10:16But all I need is your blank.
10:19Wow.
10:20ID.
10:21Wow.
10:22All right.
10:23Wow.
10:24Wow.
10:25Cara.
10:26I went with, um, hard cash.
10:30You're hard cash.
10:31Yeah.
10:32That's what they want, right?
10:34Vanilla.
10:35Kevin.
10:36What?
10:37We need two things.
10:38We need you to dress for the show.
10:40Because clearly, I'm glad your car is all fixed up and it's mechanically working.
10:47But we'd hoped you'd dress.
10:49And secondly, what's your answer?
10:50Marty, I gotta go to work, okay?
10:52Here we go.
10:53I'm sorry, Jordan, but...
10:56I-U-D, but I changed it.
10:57I-U-D.
10:58I-U-D.
10:59I-U-D.
11:00Very good.
11:01We got two.
11:02All right.
11:03Okay.
11:04Anthony.
11:05Yes.
11:06We're looking for ID.
11:07Okay.
11:08See, wait.
11:09Okay.
11:10So...
11:11I don't know you.
11:12No.
11:13But I do want you to get the money.
11:14Okay.
11:15That is not a match.
11:16BD Wong.
11:17Yeah, I didn't do it right either, but I thought maybe it would be password.
11:32Password.
11:33Well, that's a valid answer.
11:34At the end of round one, the score is Jordan 3 and Joy 2.
11:38It's time for a commercial break.
11:40It's a good game!
12:01Welcome back to Match Game.
12:02Anthony Anderson's here.
12:04Woo!
12:05Woo!
12:06Proving once again, if you just keep showing up, someone will eventually put you on camera.
12:11Now, Jordan, you're ahead by a score of 3 to 2, so you get to go first.
12:16All right.
12:17Are you excited?
12:18Very.
12:19Look at this.
12:21Wow!
12:30Oh, no!
12:34Let's try it again.
12:36Ah!
12:37Look what happened.
12:39Oh, it's working.
12:42Okay.
12:46Now, would you like question A or B?
12:48I'm gonna go with question A for, ah!
12:51Okay.
12:52I like that.
12:53Now, in round one, you matched with Selena, Kevin, and Anthony.
12:57So, for this question, you can match with everyone else.
13:00Okay.
13:01All right?
13:02Yep.
13:03Jordan, you always hear about people getting murdered on the White Lotus.
13:07That's why I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus, where you get nerdy Urkel vibes and housekeeping always leaves blank on your pillow.
13:19Did I do that?
13:20Did I do that?
13:21Okay.
13:22Oh, that's a good answer.
13:23Okay.
13:24Oh, that's a good answer.
13:25Okay.
13:26Did you see it?
13:27Yeah, I just want, yeah.
13:28Okay.
13:29Okay.
13:30That's mine.
13:31I'm a cheater.
13:32Yeah.
13:33We're waiting for Bidi Wong.
13:34Bidi is ready.
13:35Okay.
13:36We did it.
13:37We're gonna do it.
13:38Now, Jordan.
13:39You always hear about people getting murdered at the White Lotus.
13:40That's why I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus, where you get nerdy Urkel vibes and the White Lotus.
13:42Oh, okay.
13:43You're gonna do it.
13:44You're gonna do it.
13:45You're gonna do it.
13:46Oh, okay.
13:47Did I do that?
13:48Did I do it?
13:49Okay.
13:50Oh, that's a good answer.
13:51Okay.
13:52Did you see it?
13:53How carous are you looking at your answer?
13:54Yeah, I just want, yeah.
13:55Okay.
13:56Okay.
13:57That's mine.
13:58I'm a cheater.
13:59Yeah, uh-huh.
14:00We're waiting for Bidi Wong.
14:01Oh.
14:02Where you get nerdy Urkel vibes and housekeeping always leaves blank on your pillow.
14:07Glasses.
14:08Oh.
14:09Glasses.
14:10Oh, that's actually very, very, very clever.
14:13That's an interesting answer.
14:14Kara.
14:15I stay at the Jaleel White Lotus, where you get nerdy Urkel vibes and housekeeping always leaves blank on your pillow.
14:23Unfortunately, I said chocolates.
14:26Chocolates.
14:27Why?
14:28Why?
14:29Because when you think of Urkel, you think of chocolates.
14:31Yeah.
14:32All right.
14:34Now.
14:35Guess.
14:36It's me, and I have an answer.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And it is chocolate.
14:41Chocolate.
14:43Bidi Wong.
14:44Well, I tried to keep it simple.
14:46Suspenders.
14:47Chocolate.
14:48Oh.
14:49I am sorry.
14:50Okay.
14:51That was a good answer.
14:52The score is still three to two.
14:54Joy, you need one to tie and two to win.
14:58A chance at $25,000.
15:00Oh, yes.
15:01Yes.
15:02Yes.
15:04Now, round one, you match with Celine and Kevin, so for this question, you can match with everyone else.
15:10Are you ready?
15:11I am ready.
15:12One to tie, two to win.
15:14Oh.
15:15Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
15:18In throuple news, Adam and Eve are looking for a third.
15:23Oh.
15:24Ooh.
15:25Applicants must be cool with nudity, heavy gardening, and blanks.
15:33In throuple news, Adam and Eve are looking for a third.
15:36Applicants must be cool with nudity, heavy gardening, and blanks.
15:41Quick question, Marty, what's throuple mean?
15:43Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
15:45You're good again.
15:46I can't answer, right?
15:47You can't answer.
15:48Oh, I can't either.
15:49And Kevin can't answer.
15:50Heavy gardening and blanks.
15:51And blanks.
15:52That means somebody is hairy.
15:54First of all, you're supposed to keep these thoughts to yourself.
15:58Oh, I'm sorry.
15:59Do you remember that?
16:00Yes, something about that.
16:01All right.
16:02Cara's seeking help from Selena.
16:03Okay.
16:04Ziway, we're waiting on you.
16:06Anthony, we're always waiting on you.
16:08Kara.
16:09That would be funny.
16:10Yes.
16:11Look at those eyebrows. They really are...
16:14They're ready.
16:15I saw them on the red carpet last Oscars.
16:17Okay.
16:19By themselves. They keep running away.
16:20Alright, we are locked in. Okay.
16:22In trouble news, Adam and Eve are looking for a third.
16:26Applicants must be cool with nudity, heavy gardening, and blanks.
16:31Snakes!
16:32Snakes!
16:33That's a good one. That's a good one.
16:35Applicants must be cool with nudity, heavy gardening, and blanks.
16:40So, my mind went very PG, and I went...
16:44Snakes!
16:46I love that!
16:48We got a tie game.
16:50Okay, this is exciting.
16:52One more success for you, Joy, and you are a winner.
16:57Okay, Anthony.
16:58Yes.
16:59Could you give us the answer?
17:00My answer is...
17:02Orgasms.
17:07I didn't know how to spell this up for organisms,
17:09but I was the...
17:10Wow.
17:11But you know what I meant.
17:12Not really.
17:13But I changed it at the bottom.
17:14It didn't match anyway.
17:16It sure didn't.
17:17So, I'm gonna put it...
17:18I'm gonna just put it down here.
17:19It didn't...
17:20No, that didn't work.
17:21Yeah.
17:22Sorry, Joy.
17:23We need one for Joy to win.
17:27I don't want to disappoint you, Joy,
17:29but I just don't know what you're ever thinking.
17:33Which is why I wrote down snake.
17:35Oh!
17:36Yeah!
17:37Yeah!
17:38Yeah!
17:39Congratulations.
17:40Joy is our champion.
17:42And we have to say goodbye to Jordan.
17:44Oh, my God!
17:45What?
17:46Supermatch is next.
17:47Oh, my God!
17:48Oh, no.
17:49Well, it's still hugging you.
17:51Yes.
17:52Oh, keep hugging me.
17:53Keep hugging me.
17:55Ah!
17:56Ah!
17:57Scooter up close!
18:12Welcome back.
18:13It's time for Supermatch.
18:15Yes!
18:16Joy.
18:17Yes!
18:18I want you to break out of your shell.
18:20Okay, I'll try.
18:21Because you have a shot of winning $25,000.
18:31Now, how would you best waste that kind of money,
18:34other than the obvious medication you should be on?
18:38Well, Martin, earlier this year,
18:40my glam-o-mobile died and couldn't be brought back to life.
18:44So, for the first time in 54 years, I have not had a car.
18:48So, I want to get a sparkly blue new glam-o-mobile
18:53and have a lot of fun.
18:55Okay.
18:56A lot of fun.
18:58Well, then this is exciting.
19:00We're going to start with an audience match.
19:02And we recently pulled the Match Game Home audience
19:05and got their most popular responses to this.
19:12Just for blank.
19:15So, if you can guess the third most popular answer,
19:17you win $2,000.
19:18That's okay.
19:19The second most popular answer, you win $3,000.
19:21And the most popular answer, you get $5,000.
19:24Yes.
19:25That's the one I like.
19:26So, to help with the suggestions,
19:27you can enlist the aid of three of our celebrities.
19:30Who do you want to pick first?
19:32Selena!
19:33Selena!
19:34All right, Selena.
19:38Just for blank.
19:41Fun.
19:43Just for fun.
19:44I like it.
19:45Who's your second choice?
19:47Kevin!
19:48Kevin.
19:49Just for laughs.
19:51Just for laughs.
19:52That's a good one.
19:53And your third choice is...
19:56B-Way!
19:57B-Way.
19:58Just for kicks.
20:00Just for kicks.
20:01Those are all so good.
20:03Okay.
20:04Now, okay.
20:05You've got fun, laughs, and kicks.
20:07Which is your nickname.
20:09So...
20:10Now, you can choose any of the three,
20:12or you can give us one of your own.
20:14What answer you don't want to go with?
20:16I'm going to choose all the three if I could.
20:18Yeah, but you can't, though.
20:19But I'm going to go with laughs.
20:21Just for laughs.
20:23That's what I would have gone for.
20:24Okay, let's see how you've done.
20:26We're looking for laughs.
20:28For $2,000, the third most popular answer is...
20:31Lash!
20:33Oh!
20:34Thank you!
20:35Thank you!
20:36Yay!
20:37Now, let's see what the other two were.
20:38For $3,000, the answer is...
20:41You.
20:42Just for you.
20:43Oh!
20:44And for $5,000, the answer is...
20:47Just for...
20:48Fun.
20:49Just for fun.
20:51You won $2,000.
20:53That's pretty damn good.
20:54Whoo!
20:56Now, you have a chance to multiply that by five
20:59with our celebrity head-to-head match.
21:03And if you can match a celebrity exactly,
21:05you'll win $10,000.
21:08Okay?
21:09Which of our six celebrities would you like to try
21:11to match head-to-head with?
21:14Oh, Selena.
21:16Oh!
21:17Selena!
21:18Okay, to win $10,000, you must match Selena exactly.
21:23And if you're ready, write down your answer to this, Selena.
21:30Cat blank.
21:33Cat blank.
21:36Come, come.
21:37Must whisper.
21:39What would Selena be ready to write?
21:43She's still conferring with the entire group.
21:46Okay.
21:47Which is probably not helping her a great deal.
21:50But that's the gift of that group.
21:53On helpful energy.
21:54I was like, I've already said that.
21:56I don't know.
21:57In fact, if they ever toured, that would be their touring name.
22:02You think she knows what I mean?
22:03That's not just a black thing.
22:08I got it, I got it.
22:09You got it, okay.
22:11Okay, Selena is ready.
22:13Joy, what is your answer?
22:15Nip.
22:16Catnip.
22:18Oh, no.
22:19For $10,000, what is your answer, Selena?
22:23Catfish.
22:24Catfish.
22:25Joy, I'm sorry you didn't make a match, but you still won $2,000.
22:33It's the halfway point of the show already.
22:36Wow, time flies when you're phoning it in.
22:39Be right back.
22:41They're the only one to start.
22:42Oh no, my.
22:45Oh no.
22:47Oh no, man.
22:48Here you go.
22:49Her and his hair.
22:50Look at this fabulous panel.
22:51Kevin, how are you?
22:54welcome back to match game and look at this fabulous panel kevin how are you doing great
23:09thank you what are you drinking a little scotch and soda really so the aaa thing doesn't work
23:16for you anymore not for me no and anthony yes you look fantastic thank you you look fantastic
23:23are you going to wear a vest to every show i am because it kind of you know the stomach i get it
23:28i hide it well let's meet tonight's contestants shall we
23:38hello look at you hi look at him hi for me and missy for me and missy all right now missy you're
23:47a preschool teacher senior fitness instructor for 90 year olds i teach little kids and i teach
23:53seniors believe it or not i go from the four-year-olds to the 90 year old 90 year old
23:57now what do you do we sit in chairs we do stretching we move we breathe we have a healthy happy life
24:04gotta keep moving now if you wanted to get kevin in shape and you know it would take an estimate but
24:08if you did what would you do what would you advise well i would advise him to get some weights
24:14and start doing some bicep curls oh okay kwame what do you do for a living i work at the best west
24:26african market in new jersey been there for 20 years with my family so if you need some jollof rice
24:33some fufu i'm your guy i got you really welcome i hope you both win let's play match game shall we
24:45now each of you will get two questions to try to match as many of our six stars as possible
24:51whoever matches more goes to play super match for a chance to win 25 000
24:58dollars okay ready oh that's kind of magic okay kwame a or b i'll go with b b okay dr seuss
25:14wrote the beloved children's book oh the places you'll go but he also wrote a version for senior
25:21citizens titled oh the places you'll blank dr seuss wrote the beloved children's book oh the places
25:30you'll go but he also wrote a version of the senior citizens titled oh the places you'll blank
25:39anthony is already locked in oh yeah that's the kind of man he is yeah okay selena is locked in okay
25:46guess what because that's the kind of lady she's always locked in her is locked in is locked in
25:52zoe is locked in obd is locked in it's kevin it's bringing the show down okay i'm locked in with kwame
26:01dr seuss wrote the beloved children's book oh the places you'll go but he also wrote a version for
26:07senior citizens titled oh the places you'll blank sleep oh the places you'll sleep
26:16you could have also just to bring up the room said oh the places they'll struggle and then die
26:45you could have done that but you didn't you didn't cara i think we're sick so
26:52you guys are cheating back there somebody's looking on somebody's paper i want you to calm down okay
26:58kevin what no no you got to answer that you got to answer us
27:02oh the places you'll poop okay okay i'm with that one that's a good one kevin was speaking from
27:12experience he said okay anthony what's your answer oh the places you'll forget forget that's a third one
27:21that's not bad all the places you'll forget die die eternal rest eternal sleep judges okay we're
27:30looking for sleep forget to go okay okay sorry dude you didn't get any there but that's okay you scored
27:39zero sorry kwame kwame let it go let it go be proud i don't know of what but go ahead
27:46okay missy sir lancelot said i made the biggest mistake a knight could make shopping at timu
27:56the last suit of armor i ordered was a knockoff made of blank
28:04okay sir lancelot said i made the biggest mistake a knight could make shopping at timu
28:10the last suit of armor i ordered was a knockoff made of blank you are the fastest man in show
28:17business god trying to get out of here marty got things i got to do tonight what are you
28:23planning to do uh get out of here no i don't know all right tara oui okay kevin is locked in
28:31they're all locked in okay missy sir lancelot said i made the biggest mistake a knight could make
28:37shopping at timu the last suit of armor i ordered was a knockoff made out of tin foil oh let's see how
28:47our celebrities answered that's sir lancelot said the last suit of armor i ordered was a knockoff made
28:53out of i'm so sorry because that's you this is usually what i order off team
29:04i'm latex no you're not okay kara yes we were killing for your answer oh are you okay um polyester
29:17polyester we're looking for tinfoil finally somebody thinks like i do but not this time
29:32okay we are looking for tinfoil missy i have a good feeling with this robe because that
29:36row was a disaster yeah sir lancelot said the last suit of armor i ordered was a knockoff made out of
29:42aluminum foil that is good you're so smart all right this way plastic plastic vd wong
29:58tinfoil okay at the end of round one the score is two to zero it's time to take a break because to be
30:09honest my bladder is the size of a thimble in fact the only time i don't have to pee is when i'm peeing
30:31welcome back to match game let's do it another round this is exciting look at this oh yeah
30:39every time oh yeah okay use your finger marty it's going up it's going up no wow mama
30:54now wait a second come on look at this
30:56okay now missy hi you're ahead by two to zero so you get to go first now round one you matched with
31:11anthony and bd so for this question you can match with everyone else would you like question a or b a
31:19please hey okay look at that lgbtq actor bd wong no way was made an md for the fbi
31:30on law and order svu oh wow if he had any more letters we could call him a blank oh easy lgbtq actor bd
31:42wong was an md for the fbi on law and order svu if he had any more letters we could call him a blank
31:59i don't think missy would ever get what you said no because she's a preschool teacher anthony can't
32:04be part of this bd can't be part of this and kara time marches on okay we're locked in missy lgbtq actor
32:15bd wong was made an md for the fbi on law and order svu if you could have any more letters we could call
32:23him a doctor a doctor uh-huh selena hi baby hi lgbtq actor bd wong was an md for the fbi and a law and
32:39order svu if you had any more letters we could call him a well i thought this was fitting but queen
32:47oh a queen well i think it's a lovely lovely thing that didn't help it already
32:57carl this made the most sense which i think you'll all agree std yeah
33:06i like both those answers i got me some bd you know
33:11well i gotta tell you uh missy that's a lot of letters so i think you'll be not happy about this
33:18the spelling is great alphabet alphabet thanks for the help all right lgbtq actor bd wong was an md
33:27for the fbi and law and order svu if he had any more letters we could call him a blank alphabet
33:37all right kwame you need two to tie and three to win for a chance at 25 000
33:43yeah that's good for me you got you for me now ron ron you match with no one so for this question
33:50you can match with everyone oh all right let's go come on you can do it you can do it this is a
33:56limerick i once had a dentist named ruth always drunk on gin and vermouth
34:02she revved up the drill said lie back and sit still then bored a hole in my blank not my tooth
34:12wow wow yeah limerick i once had a dentist
34:17name ruth always drunk on gin and vermouth she revved up the drill said lie back and sit still then
34:22bored a hole in my blank not my tooth well the dentists i go to they normally drink gin and juice
34:29uh-huh yeah well i see no attempt at answering this
34:38it's like time stood still sorry kwame i don't know what this limerick was
34:43kevin kevin i think we need a doctor for kevin
34:49kwame i i'm i'm nervous for you i've never seen a more lost group of people
34:54for this year i think they don't understand we're still here
35:02all right would anyone like to know how i got started you know thank you i'm so sorry marty
35:09let's look at kwame and think about what he might say let's just stare at kwame for a minute
35:16all right kwame we're just gonna look at you send it to us okay kwame send it all right
35:21uh okay i'm gonna lock it that lock ain't gonna lock up nothing that you wrote now thank you as
35:27you understand we have to leave eventually the border hole in my car is locked in yeah kevin
35:36you want a good answer do you want me to rush it i'm just looking for today
35:41oh kevin is locked in let's hear it for kevin everyone i gave up i gave up
35:46andy okay look at that he's locked in okay kwame i once had a dentist named ruth
35:56always drunk on gin and vermouth she revved up the drill said lie back and sit still
36:04then bored a hole in my blank not my tooth i'm gonna keep it pg and say booth
36:10booth booth as in butt like your buttocks okay oh my sore boot you know that expression don't you no i
36:20don't but i do know this kwame going home i do know that okay now kwame you need two to tie okay and three to win
36:35i'm so sorry kwame i put pants pants in my pants it's a answer you gonna say my answer don't make no
36:44sense i said it was gonna rhyme and none of us could think of the right okay i wrote skull
36:50in your skull i don't know kevin well kwame don't listen to these people because
36:57i'm not right either achoo lie back and sit still then board a hole in my achoo not my tooth hello
37:09okay anthony we're looking for booth come on you're not gonna get that from me i put chin
37:15chin chin i put chin so a mouth moose moose moose moose moose missy you're our champion
37:28we're gonna have to say goodbye to kwame sorry kwame we love you so but don't think of it as losing
37:34think of it as coming in last place supermatch is next hi cory congratulations
37:57welcome back it is time for supermatch
38:00missy you will have a shot at winning 25 000. let's go let's go missy that's a lot of money
38:09what would you do with that kind of money so i would open up a fitness studio so i can have seniors
38:15and kids and i would have a great fitness studio for all ages to come to what a fabulous thing i hope
38:23now we're going to start with an audience match we recently pulled the match game home audience
38:27and got their most popular response to this
38:34that's so blank now if you can answer the third most popular answer you'll win two thousand dollars
38:40the second most popular answer will get you three thousand dollars and the most popular answer will
38:46get you five thousand dollars okay and to help with suggestions you can enlist the aid of three
38:53of our celebrities who do you want i'm gonna go with kevin oh my god good choice good choice
38:59very good choice okay kevin that's so blank you don't you just have to say it oh sorry cool
39:07that's so cool very good answer thank you there's a first for everything okay who's your second anthony
39:13that's so raven yes what okay third choice a bd fly is all i can think of that's so fly so you've got
39:24cool fetch raven and fly so you can choose one of the three answers or give us one of your own
39:31what answer you want to go with that's so raven yeah
39:34yes so let's see how you've done okay for two thousand dollars the third most popular answer is
39:45fetch hello no that's good i know i'm mine what is fetch exactly uh hello mean girls
39:53mean girls oh okay the three thousand dollar answer is that's so funny funny funny and this
40:02is your last chance at a match for five thousand dollars the answer is that's so
40:15there we go mama come on let's get the big money let's get the big money let's get the big money
40:23okay that is unbelievable now you've won five thousand dollars and now you have a chance to
40:32multiply that by five so i'm no big mass scholar but i think that's 25 000 you could win okay
40:41how about that all right breathe in breathe out now which of our six celebrities would you like to try to
40:47match head to head anthony let's go baby let's go okay all right turn look at me all right anthony write
40:56down your answer to this
40:58blank wash blank wash
41:13okay uh anthony you have i have it down okay missy before you before you say anything i'm just sending
41:20this to you right now yeah i'm sending it to you right now yeah okay all right all right okay missy yes okay
41:29anthony anthony is ready what is your answer car
41:43what would you guess what would you guess what would i want if it wasn't car what would you guess i can't think of anything else
41:59this is why thank you so much i wouldn't care if you did somebody could have said dog wash i have no
42:20idea
42:26i love it thank you
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