00:00Mohamad al-Isa
00:01Mohamad al-Isa
00:11The Art of Lying
00:14Mohamad al-Isa
00:15Mr. Curtis Sheridan, Philotus Masters
00:26Dear Guests
00:27Most lenient panel of judges
00:30I came here to share with you
00:34Some of my expertise in lying
00:37For those of you who don't know me
00:41I am a certified C-L
00:43A competent liar
00:45Lying is very bad
00:50If you don't have the skills
00:52Don't worry
00:55I will teach you all the skills
00:57That you need
00:58But before I proceed
01:00I will try to evaluate
01:02The skills that you already have
01:05Those of you who don't try
01:09I want them please to stand up
01:11And to stay up
01:13Until I tell them to sit down
01:14If you don't try
01:16Please stand up and stay up
01:17Stay up please
01:19Those of you who didn't stand up
01:23If you never feel reluctant to lie
01:27Those are the people to consult
01:29And those of you who didn't stand up
01:42Thank you very much for making me feel home
01:46I apologize for you
01:49I really underestimated your skills
01:51Maybe I don't need to teach you skills
01:55What I need to teach you
01:57Are the ethics
01:59Of lying
02:00Lying is very useful
02:04Lying can save you from dying
02:07Can you tell your life
02:10You'll have another woman
02:11And still eat her pudding
02:14Please don't get me wrong
02:17I'm not urging you to lie
02:19I'm begging you to do
02:21With ethics
02:24Please
02:25Thank you
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