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The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00My family has been going to Susannah's beach house in Cousins every summer since I was a baby.
00:20Since before I was even born.
00:23All year long, I count the days until I'm in that house.
00:30The dads come to visit, but it's not their place.
00:33They don't belong to it.
00:35Not the way we do.
00:37The mothers and us kids.
00:49The summer house is made up of lots of things.
00:54The beach.
01:00The swimming pool late at night.
01:09Movie nights with the moms.
01:13But the boys.
01:15The boys must evolve.
01:16It's the same every summer.
01:17I've always loved that about it.
01:18Stephen!
01:19Stephen!
01:20For me, everything good, everything magical happens between the months of June and August.
01:28the days of June and August.
01:31I'll be right back.
01:32To be you.
01:33No, no.
01:34The woods.
01:35The woods.
01:36You're hidden.
01:37But the woods.
01:38The woods.
01:39You're hidden.
01:40Anthony!
01:41I'll be right back.
01:42All this.
01:44I will be right back.
01:45The woods.
01:46You're hidden.
01:47The woods.
01:48You're hidden.
01:49No, no.
01:50No, no.
01:51Don't.
01:52станов your eyes.
01:53And you'll be right back,
01:54the woods.
01:55Drew's bummed you're missing the beach matchup with the boys' team next weekend.
02:03Um, make sure you tell Sophie to square up for the block.
02:06Drew Martinez is texting me about you and you're talking about volleyball.
02:10Like, are you serious right now?
02:12Drew doesn't care if I'm there or not.
02:13He just wants an excuse to text you.
02:16And you better take this game against the guys.
02:18Seriously, I mean, team pride is on the line, Taylor.
02:20Please, you know me better than that.
02:22I would never let a boy beat me at anything.
02:25I thought you came here to help me pack.
02:27Fine, I'll help.
02:28Here's a tip.
02:29Don't bring that speedo.
02:31It doesn't do a thing for your new boobs.
02:33It's not a speedo.
02:35I'm just saying, babes, like, you need to pack cute things.
02:37Well, I always buy a new suit when I get there.
02:39Okay, so buy one that doesn't look like you're trying out for the swim team.
02:42Are you serious?
02:43Are you kidding?
02:44Stop!
02:48Belly, we're leaving in the next ten minutes.
02:50No, you don't.
02:51We still have ten minutes.
02:55Okay, before I let you go, you have to tell me your summer wish.
03:04Like, the one thing you want to happen this summer.
03:07I don't know.
03:09You little liar.
03:10Yes, you do.
03:11You want a hot makeout with Conrad Fisher.
03:14You want his tongue in your mouth, you dirty little slut.
03:17I'm just saying, like, you've been in love with him since we were twelve.
03:23You've got to shit her get off the pot.
03:26A, that's disgusting.
03:27And B, it doesn't matter what I do.
03:30He doesn't see me that way.
03:31Oh, he'll see you.
03:33Whether he wants to or not.
03:36You look a lot different than last summer, Belly.
03:38I love this drive, this moment.
03:44It's like coming home after you've been gone a long, long time.
03:46Every time she goes through her hair
03:50I feel the tension in the air
03:54No, I can't let you leave
03:57So I kill my insecurities
04:00Can you guys turn it down a little, please?
04:17Yes, please.
04:18I want you to be better about helping out this summer.
04:21Like, don't just leave your dishes in the sink.
04:24Load them into the dishwasher.
04:25And not just your own dish either, Steven.
04:27I want you to be good house guests.
04:29Mom, Susanna has people who clean, doesn't she?
04:32Steven.
04:33Ow!
04:35All right, all right, sorry.
04:37My mom is weird about money.
04:39The fact that Susanna has a lot, and we don't.
04:42Just be considerate and act like I raised you, right?
04:46Steven, that means don't stay out too late.
04:48Mom, I'm too old for a curfew.
04:50Wait, what about me?
04:51I don't have a curfew either, right?
04:53What do you need a curfew for?
04:54You don't go anywhere.
04:56Don't be a jackass, Steven.
04:57What?
04:58Belly, we'll talk about it when something comes up.
05:02Oh, and don't forget, you promised you'd take me driving.
05:04Belly, I told you I'd take you.
05:07Yeah, but you're too judgy.
05:09Excuse me?
05:10Yes, I'm sorry.
05:11Ow.
05:12Hey.
05:26Boys at school never look at me.
05:30Taylor's the one they look at.
05:36I guess you could say I'm just kind of there.
05:40Are you new this summer?
05:45Uh, me?
05:47No.
05:48Really?
05:50Thought I knew every pretty girl and cousins.
05:53Coming to the bonfire tonight?
05:57First of the season.
05:59Uh, maybe.
06:00Come.
06:01I'll introduce you to some of my friends.
06:03Maybe I will.
06:04Hmm.
06:05After we get settled, do you want to go to Whale of a Tale with me so I can pre-sign stock
06:08before the signing tomorrow night?
06:09I don't remember how I used to sit on my lap when I did signings there.
06:15You insisted on drawing a little whale on every book I signed.
06:18No, I-I don't remember that.
06:21I'll take that.
06:23I'll make you a deal.
06:24I'll let you pick out tonight's dessert if you come with me and keep me company.
06:27I'll see you later.
06:29What's later?
06:30Nothing.
06:30Nothing.
06:39It smells exactly the same.
07:09Tastes the same.
07:13Like it's been waiting for me to get here.
07:39They're here!
07:50What's up?
07:51Hi.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53Hello.
07:55Long time no see.
07:57Good to see you.
07:57Hi.
07:58Good to see you.
07:58Hi.
08:00Oh, my God.
08:01You've been going to the gym?
08:03You've been talking about the gym.
08:05Are you kidding me?
08:06Oh, my God.
08:06I know.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:08When did that work?
08:09Oh, my God.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:11Look who came back all grown up.
08:12Oh, my God.
08:13Oh, my God.
08:14Oh, put me down too.
08:15Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared.
08:16Come over here.
08:17Come on.
08:18Yeah.
08:19Wow.
08:20And there's a dazzling haze and mysterious way about you, dear.
08:32Have I known you 20 seconds in 20 years?
08:37I like you better with glasses.
08:42Too bad.
08:43I like me better without them.
08:46I don't know.
08:47What?
08:48Yeah.
08:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys, guys.
08:50I mean, I don't know about you, but I...
08:52Well, I-I-I think it's time for a belly block!
08:59Yes, yes, yes.
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02This is cool.
09:03No!
09:04Oh!
09:05Let's go!
09:06Oh!
09:07Let's go!
09:08Let's go!
09:09Belly block!
09:10Belly block!
09:11Belly block!
09:12Oh, no, no, no.
09:13Come on, you plop!
09:15Right here, right here.
09:17Ready, ready?
09:19One, two, three!
09:27How's the water?
09:29Guys, I hurt my ankles.
09:31Come on.
09:33That's you.
09:37Ellie!
09:49Let go!
09:51Oh, my God.
10:03Laurel, how many boxes did you bring?
10:05I told you not to bother.
10:07Your fancy little market doesn't even carry Diet Coke back.
10:11Hi.
10:12You're dripping water all over the place.
10:14Laurel.
10:15She's gorgeous.
10:19You have always been lovely, but oh, honey, look at you.
10:23I think I look pretty much the same.
10:25You do not look the same at all.
10:27You're growing up.
10:31You're in bloom.
10:32Susanna has a way of saying things that almost makes me believe her.
10:36Laurel, she's you all over.
10:38People always say I look like my dad.
10:40No, when your mom and I first met, she looked just like you.
10:42Except I had no boobs at all.
10:44Gross, Mom.
10:48You should call your father and tell him we got in safely.
10:50Why don't you tell Steven to do it?
10:52Because I'm telling you.
10:54He misses you guys when you're gone.
10:56Yeah, but he'll see us at the end of the summer.
10:58He'll be here for the 4th.
11:00Wait, he's coming here?
11:01Of course.
11:02He always comes for the 4th.
11:03He didn't come last summer.
11:05Because we'd just gotten divorced.
11:07And we're good now.
11:10Where's Mr. Fisher?
11:11Oh, he's in London.
11:12They got him going back and forth.
11:14He'll join us later in the summer.
11:16For now, it's just the woman and the children.
11:18Just the way we like it.
11:20And we like it.
11:38A junior mint.
11:39I can't believe you still have that bear.
11:45Duh.
11:46I would never throw away junior mint.
11:48Come on.
11:49Let's swim before dinner.
11:50Please.
11:51I can't.
11:52I have to go with my mom to whale of a tail.
11:54Man, I've been wanting to go in the ocean all day, but I've been waiting for you to get here.
11:58Please.
11:59Pretty please.
12:00Pretty please.
12:01Pretty please.
12:02Yeah, yeah.
12:03Screw it.
12:04Let's, let's go swim.
12:05Yes.
12:06All right, I'll meet you outside.
12:07Okay?
12:08Okay, I'll be right down.
12:10I'll be right back.
12:11You going into town?
12:12Oh, Belly and I were going to go by whale of a tail so I can sign stock, but it seems she's ditched me for the ocean.
12:26Let her play.
12:27I'll go with you.
12:28I, uh, just need to drop by the country club first.
12:30The country club?
12:31Oh God, never mind.
12:32I'll go by myself.
12:33I'm going to check on the catering for your party.
12:35Catering?
12:36I swear to God, Beck, you said you were doing a few bottles of wine and that's it.
12:39It's just a few light appies.
12:41Calm down.
12:42You don't have to come in the club.
12:44You can wait in the car.
12:45Fine.
13:09Be quick.
13:10If you leave me too long, I'll get sunk in place.
13:14Come on.
13:15Okay, I'm ready.
13:16Hey, did you know my dad's coming up for the fourth?
13:20Cool.
13:21Don't you think it's weird?
13:22Not really.
13:23I love your dad.
13:24Yeah, but they've only been divorced for like a year and a half.
13:27Well, that's what's so cool about your mom, you know?
13:28She just doesn't give a shit.
13:29Exactly.
13:30She doesn't give a shit because she's the one who wanted the divorce in the first place.
13:34I think if you don't want to be married, you just shouldn't be married.
13:35Well, I'll tell that to my grandma.
13:36She basically collapsed when my mom told her.
13:37Did you know my dad has a new girlfriend already?
13:41Well, what about your mom?
13:42You know, she just doesn't give a shit.
13:44Exactly.
13:45She doesn't give a shit because she's the one who wanted the divorce in the first place.
13:48I think if you don't want to be married, you just shouldn't be married.
13:51Well, I'll tell that to my grandma.
13:53She basically collapsed when my mom told her.
13:56Did you know my dad has a new girlfriend already?
13:59Well, what about your mom?
14:01Is she dating your buddy?
14:02No.
14:03Oh, and he has a beard now.
14:06Your dad has a beard?
14:08Yeah.
14:09He thinks it makes him look cool.
14:11Well, does he?
14:12Kind of.
14:13I've waited all year for this.
14:18You want to race?
14:20No, no, I can't.
14:21Oh, come on.
14:22Your legs are too long now.
14:23I can't do that.
14:24Oh!
14:25That was a bad start!
14:26You cheated!
14:27Oh!
14:28Oh!
14:29Oh!
14:30Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:32Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:34Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:36Oh!
14:37Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:39Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:49We are all set for your party tomorrow night.
14:51Great.
14:53How was tour?
14:54Oh, my publishers didn't send me on tour for this one.
14:56It's been a pretty quiet release.
14:58Oh!
14:59Sorry.
15:00Are you on social media?
15:01You should really be on social media.
15:02Ah!
15:03Well, no.
15:04I'm not.
15:05Are you working on something new?
15:07Always.
15:08How many copies did you guys order for tomorrow night?
15:10Uh, I think 20.
15:11Oh, that's not nearly enough.
15:13I've invited half the town.
15:14What?
15:15You said this was just going to be a small thing.
15:16Mika, I am so sorry, but you might have to run to the Barnes & Noble in Portsmouth and
15:20get some more.
15:21The business has been slow.
15:22We haven't been keeping as much stock.
15:24What about this?
15:25I must have a hundred copies of this book.
15:27Cleveland Castillo is off-brand Jonathan Franzen.
15:29Cleveland Castillo is such a phony name.
15:31It's like, hi, I'm masculine, but I'm an intellectual.
15:34I bet Hemingway is his hero.
15:36I bet he wears horn-rimmed glasses.
15:39Yeah.
15:40See?
15:41God.
15:42Yeah, contacts irritate my eyes.
15:49Goodbye, Cleveland.
15:52Yeah, that was him.
15:53He's renting the workhouse all summer.
15:55Oh, that's a nice place.
15:58Sorry.
16:05Steven, I swear to God, if you look at that phone one more time, I'm putting it in the
16:08screen basket.
16:09It's just we want to see your beautiful faces.
16:11Can dinner be a screen-free zone?
16:13You know, like the olden days?
16:15Steven.
16:16Dude, are you kidding me?
16:18Boom!
16:19Nailed it.
16:20Okay, okay, okay.
16:21We get it.
16:22You've been working out.
16:23Oh, you're just jealous because Jer has a better body than you.
16:25Uh, no.
16:26Actually, it's all about the lean look now.
16:28Otherwise, you can't wear tailored suits.
16:30Sure, sure.
16:31Tailored suits?
16:32What are you leaving for training camp, man?
16:36Uh, he quit football.
16:41Wait, really?
16:42You quit?
16:43Mm-hmm.
16:44Are you kidding me, man?
16:45I'd kill to play college ball.
16:46He can always change his mind.
16:47I'm not gonna change my mind.
16:48I was just gonna sit on the bench all season anyways.
16:51Well, if you're not playing football anymore, what are you gonna do all summer?
16:54Oh, dude, you could work at the club.
16:56Yeah, with me and Jer, yeah.
16:57I'm not gonna work at the club.
16:59Wait, you guys are working this summer?
17:01Yeah, I'm lifeguarding and Steven's working at the snack shop.
17:06Oh, Belly, I almost forgot.
17:09I have a surprise for you.
17:12So this is why you had to stop by the country club.
17:14Hmm.
17:15What, uh, what, what is that?
17:18I wrangled Belly an invitation to be a debutante.
17:21Is that the thing where the girls wear white dresses and curtsy?
17:24It's when a girl comes of age and is presented to society.
17:28I-I know it sounds silly, but I swear it's fun.
17:30Girls come from all over New England to cousins just to be a part of it.
17:33You'll make so many new friends.
17:35I cannot believe you are still holding on to this archaic dream.
17:38No, it used to be about finding a husband, but now it's about networking.
17:42They teach you leadership skills, like how to market yourself, and it benefits charity.
17:46It's, um, like a bat mitzvah.
17:48It's not like a bat mitzvah.
17:50There is nothing religious about a debutante ball.
17:53The whole Deb scene is bullshit.
17:55It's for sheep.
17:56Yeah.
17:57No, it's not.
17:58It's when a girl has a coming out, it's a formal recognition she's reached maturity.
18:04I'm sorry.
18:05I'm sorry, mature.
18:06Yes.
18:07Belly.
18:08Mm-hmm.
18:09A couple months ago you had a cat funeral.
18:10You made us all wear black.
18:11Shut up, Steven.
18:12I saw you crying in your room.
18:14Wait, Mochi died?
18:15Dang, I'm sorry, Bells.
18:17Belly, don't you want to get all dressed up?
18:20It's just not Belly's kind of thing.
18:22She's our feral little alley cat.
18:25I like it.
18:30I'll think about it.
18:31She'll think about it.
18:33Oh, girl, it's you that I lie with.
18:46As the atom bomb locks in.
18:55Oh, girl, it's you.
18:59I watch TV.
19:02Night swim?
19:03Yeah, night swim.
19:04Hey, how many followers is a lot of followers on Instagram?
19:07Um, is it somebody who's verified or not verified?
19:10What's verified?
19:11Thank God, Mom.
19:14Oh, yeah, Taylor's dad was reading this guy's book.
19:17150,000 followers is a lot, especially for a writer.
19:22Okay, thanks.
19:23I thought you said smoking pot changes the way your brain processes information.
19:48So does your cell phone.
19:54You said marijuana messes with white matter.
20:09Do you even know what white matter is?
20:12You said our brains are still developing and that...
20:15God, do you memorize every single thing that I've ever said?
20:18Get over yourself.
20:30I mean, Conrad, you're the one who said that smoking's dumb and that real athletes don't put shit in their bodies.
20:36I said a lot of stuff.
20:38And I'm not an athlete anymore, so...
20:41Well, I still think you should quit.
20:45What do you give me if I do?
20:51Nothing.
21:01I think you should quit for yourself.
21:12Hey, why are you considering this debutante thing?
21:14I don't know.
21:15I mean, it's not like I have anything else going on.
21:20But it's not you.
21:23Don't let my mom make you her little doll just because she never had a daughter.
21:27I don't mind it.
21:29I mean, sometimes I wish I was her daughter.
21:32You're better off with Laurel, trust me.
21:37Why are you acting so different?
21:39I'm not.
21:45I know you.
21:46I mean, something's going on.
21:48Just...
21:50Just tell me.
21:56Ellie.
21:59Where's Bonfire this summer?
22:02All right, we're totally taking my car.
22:04You're not driving.
22:06Come on, man, we're leaving.
22:07You ready?
22:08Can I come too?
22:09Uh, no.
22:11The moms are getting everything set up for your movie night.
22:15See ya.
22:16Let's go, slow boat.
22:19Have fun with the moms!
22:33Brownies are going in.
22:34Go put the DVD in.
22:35Do we have to watch it happen one night?
22:37Can't we do something different?
22:38Well, we always watch it happen one night on the first night.
22:41Well, we could watch the Philadelphia story instead.
22:47Everything okay?
22:48Yeah, no, I'm just...
22:49I'm kind of tired, so I think I might skip the movie and go to bed.
22:52Okay, hon.
22:53Yeah, sure.
22:54We can do the brownies another night.
23:05Why am I hearing from you?
23:06You never call me on the first night.
23:08Um, where are you going?
23:09To a show?
23:10What's wrong?
23:11Tonight, Conrad and I were talking by the pool, just the two of us, and it felt different.
23:21Good different?
23:22So I told you.
23:23I don't...
23:24I don't know.
23:25I mean, Jeremiah and Steven came down, and then they all just left and went to this thing on the beach.
23:27Oh, why didn't you go with them?
23:30Like I care about a beach bonfire.
23:33And it's not like they invited me either, so...
23:36They don't own the beach.
23:37Well, I did talk to this one guy, um, who asked me to come.
23:40See?
23:41Come on, girl.
23:42Go have fun.
23:43Yeah, but...
23:44I don't like that guy.
23:46But that's not the point.
23:47Conrad will be there.
23:48Go to the bonfire, get in his eye line, let him see you all dressed up and looking cute.
23:53Look in your duffel bag.
23:55I've gifted you my secret weapon.
23:58Not to keep.
23:59Obst.
24:00Just to borrow.
24:01You see it?
24:04No way in hell.
24:06Belly, nothing's ever going to happen if you're alone crying in your room in your big t-shirt waiting for the boys to come home.
24:12Yeah, but...
24:13I mean, won't you be able to see my underwear underneath it?
24:15So wear a thong.
24:16No.
24:17No.
24:18Thongs are unhygienic.
24:19Wearing a thong is basically like, like flossing your butthole.
24:22Ew.
24:23Belly, thongs are mainstream.
24:25All right.
24:26Shut up.
24:27I'll go.
24:28With you.
24:29I'm somewhere else if it doesn't look.
24:34Hello.
24:35Do you mind my car?
24:37You.
24:39Don't make me laugh.
24:42Oh, you're such a smart Alec.
24:44Nobody knows anything but you.
24:47I'll stop the car and I'll go use my thumb.
24:50What are you going to do?
24:52The system all my own.
25:05Aren't you going to give me a little credit?
25:07What for?
25:09What's up in the time and I heard that that was ugly.
25:21Came from a chick who...
25:23I said my face bomb, abs tight rack, stuck up Shaq.
25:27Hey, Jerry, you only got it.
25:30I'm going to kill Taylor.
25:36Your gas station girl.
25:38Hey.
25:40Where are you coming from?
25:41Uh, another party.
25:43Sweet, yeah.
25:44Hey.
25:45Here, take my beer.
25:46No, no, no, thanks.
25:47I'm okay.
25:49So, uh...
25:51You got a boyfriend back home?
25:55Steven!
25:57What are you doing here?
26:01I'm sorry, what are you wearing?
26:02I invited her.
26:03Who the fuck are you?
26:04I'm her brother.
26:05No, she's 15, you petto.
26:06I'm...
26:07I'm almost 16.
26:08My bad.
26:11Jesus Christ, Peli, go on.
26:12What are you doing?
26:13Can you call me please?
26:14I'm embarrassing.
26:15I'm embarrassing.
26:16You're embarrassing.
26:17Why am I embarrassing?
26:18Stop it!
26:19Steven!
26:20Are you kidding me?
26:21Are you okay?
26:22Peli?
26:23I thought you hated the Red Sox.
26:24Who are you?
26:25Who are you?
26:26Who are you?
26:27Nicole.
26:28Conrad and I went to the Deb Ball together last summer.
26:29It was after you guys left to take Steven to look at colleges.
26:30I thought you said that Deb Balls are bullshit and all Debs are sheep.
26:31I didn't...
26:32You're such a brat.
26:33Well, you're an asshole.
26:34Belly!
26:35You came!
26:36Great!
26:37We can all hang out, you guys.
26:38I'm about to take her home.
26:39What?
26:40Yeah, we're leaving.
26:41Are you kidding me?
26:42Okay, Steven, chill out.
26:43Come on.
26:44Don't hang out with Shayler or something.
26:45Let's go.
26:46Come on.
26:47Fine.
26:48But just stay right here and don't talk to anybody.
26:49Okay.
26:50All right.
26:51Chill.
26:52Fuck you!
26:53Wow.
26:54Listen.
26:55For one, I'm really happy you're here.
26:56Jeremiah.
26:57Oh, you're such a brat.
26:58You're such a brat.
26:59Well, you're an asshole.
27:00Belly!
27:01You came!
27:02Great!
27:03We can all hang out, you guys.
27:04I'm about to take her home.
27:05What?
27:06Yeah, we're leaving.
27:07Are you kidding me?
27:08Okay, Steven, chill out.
27:09Come on.
27:10Don't hang out with Shayler or something.
27:11Let's go.
27:12Come on.
27:13Fine.
27:14But just stay right here and don't talk to anybody.
27:16Jeremiah.
27:19Okay, I will be right back.
27:33When the boys threw Belly in the pool today, I swear I almost saw a smile on Connie's face.
27:39He was in a better mood today than I've seen him since he and Aubrey broke up.
27:43I didn't realize they were that serious.
27:45Neither did I.
27:46He's just in such a bad mood.
27:50So unlike himself.
27:52Since when did he quit football?
27:55A couple weeks ago.
27:56He only ever played football to please Adam.
27:59I told you they weren't getting along.
28:01I'm just gonna let him have his space.
28:05Let him do his thing.
28:07Don't you think maybe it's time you talk to him?
28:12There's nothing to talk about.
28:16Can we just have a really great summer like we said we would?
28:22How's your writing coming?
28:25Your office is all set up for you.
28:28I put fresh flowers in it.
28:30I just wanna hang out with you.
28:32I could give a shit about my book right now.
28:35Liar.
28:36You give so many shits about your book, you give all the shits.
28:39It's a mid-list book.
28:40It's been out for a month and it's barely selling.
28:42Maybe if I'd written about the Asian American experience, whatever that is, it would be selling better.
28:47Well, it is gonna sell a ton of copies tomorrow and I can't wait to read it.
28:51You never read my books.
28:53Yes, I do.
28:59Read Cleveland Castillo's book instead.
29:01He's got 150,000 followers on Instagram.
29:04You know, it wouldn't hurt you to put yourself out there more.
29:07Get on Tinder while you're on.
29:08Oh my God, please stop.
29:09Okay, okay, not Tinder.
29:10What's the app for the 40 and up crowd?
29:12Oh, God, can you stop.
29:14It's our time.
29:15I know it's not.
29:23What?
29:28Hey, don't get mad at me.
29:31I just, I really think you should let Belly have a dub seat.
29:34Oh, God.
29:35These debutante balls are just so problematic.
29:40I really want to see our girl in a white dress.
29:49Fine.
29:51And you win.
29:52I always do.
29:53I still don't think she'll go through with it.
29:55Ah, she might surprise you.
29:57People can change, you know.
29:59Not us, though.
30:03No.
30:04You and I are immovable objects.
30:09Flavia?
30:10Hi, it's me.
30:11Sextus.
30:12What did you say to me?
30:13No, no, no, no, no.
30:14Sextus.
30:15From seventh grade Latin convention.
30:16You're Flavia, right?
30:17You play second in the poem recitation.
30:18Yeah.
30:19You dressed up for the costume contest, right?
30:20Mm-hmm.
30:21Mm-hmm.
30:22Were you a wizard or something?
30:23Close.
30:24Close.
30:25I was Caron, fairy man of the dead.
30:27Salve.
30:28Flavia.
30:29Flavia.
30:30Flavia.
30:31It's always Sextus.
30:32My real name's not Sextus, though.
30:33It's, uh, it's a canon.
30:34I'm Belly.
30:35Or Isabel.
30:36Cool.
30:37You can sit down if you want.
30:40Oh, okay.
30:41Cool.
30:42You can sit down if you want.
30:43Oh, okay.
30:44Cool.
30:45I'll see you.
30:46I'll see you.
30:47I'll see you in the next one.
30:48I'll see you in the next one.
30:49I'll see you in the next one.
30:51You're Flavia, right?
30:52Can you play second in the poem recitation?
30:53Yeah.
30:54You, uh, you-you dressed up for the costume contest, right?
30:55Mm-hmm.
30:56Were you a wizard or something?
30:57Close.
30:58I was Caron.
30:59Fairy man of the dead.
31:01Salve.
31:02Flavia.
31:03Salve.
31:04Flavia.
31:05Okay, cool, yeah. I would love to.
31:07Call me on my way out, but I can chill.
31:11Are you new this summer?
31:13No, no, I'm from here. Are you?
31:15No, I've been coming to Cousins ever since I was a baby.
31:18What? How have we not met until now?
31:20I totally would have remembered you.
31:24Your poem.
31:26It's a very memorable poem.
31:28Yeah, no, I stick pretty close to home when I'm here, so...
31:33How come?
31:34I guess because I don't really know anybody other than my family.
31:38Hmm.
31:41Hey, dude.
31:45Are you cold?
31:46I'm okay, I'm fine.
31:48No, no, I don't even like this.
31:51Really?
31:52Yeah, it's so gross.
31:53Great, I'll take it off your head.
31:55Thanks.
31:59Hey, did everybody see me fall before?
32:02Sort of, yeah.
32:06My brother is such a dick.
32:08Brother? So, like, who were the other guys you were with?
32:12Is any of them, like, your boyfriend?
32:15No.
32:17They're, um, they're my mom's best friend's sons.
32:19Oh, cool.
32:20We stay at their house every summer.
32:21They're just mad that I'm here.
32:25I'm really glad you came, because I did not want to come.
32:29I knew it was just gonna be a bunch of kids, like, getting drunk, and I don't drink at all.
32:35Me neither.
32:36So how do you know all these summer people if you're local?
32:40Oh, my mom works at the country club, so I grew up around them.
32:43Hey, do you know anything about that, that debutante thing?
32:47It's, it's dumb, right?
32:49I mean, it's definitely, like, steeped in the patriarchy, if that's what you're talking about.
32:53Yeah, no, you don't.
32:54Yeah.
32:55But it's actually, like, not total garbage.
32:57They do, like, a big fundraiser every year.
32:59Wow.
33:00Unless you're Elizabeth Warren ended up showing up.
33:03Oh, my God.
33:04Wow!
33:05That's awesome.
33:06I know.
33:07I know.
33:09Wow.
33:10It's pretty late.
33:11Um, I really don't want to leave right now, but I have to be up really early in the morning,
33:17because I'm interning on a whale-watching boat.
33:20And it would be really, really great if you won.
33:23What's your problem, man?
33:24It's one beer.
33:25It's a party.
33:26Relax.
33:27Give me my beer back.
33:28Stop.
33:29You're drunk.
33:30Just give him the beer.
33:31Maybe you should listen to your lady.
33:32I'm fine.
33:33Give me the beer back.
33:34Give me the beer back.
33:35Give me the real big man.
33:36Fuck you, bro.
33:37Oh, my gosh.
33:38I'll be right back.
33:39I'm sorry.
33:40Don't go anywhere.
33:41You're out taking my fucking beer, dude.
33:43Relax.
33:44It's one beer.
33:45Yeah, and it's my fucking beer.
33:46Guys.
33:47Guys.
33:48Guys.
33:49Guys.
33:50What the fucking wrong with you?
33:51Are you okay?
33:52Come on, man.
33:53You're alright?
33:54Hey.
33:55Guys.
33:56Guys.
33:57Come on.
33:58Hey.
34:00Break it off.
34:01Come on.
34:02Get out of here.
34:03Seriously.
34:04Come on.
34:05Get in the car.
34:06Watch your head.
34:07Legs.
34:08Legs.
34:09Yes, I know.
34:10How to get into a car.
34:11Alright, yeah.
34:12Okay.
34:13Billy.
34:14Let's go.
34:15Get in.
34:16Cam, can you give me a ride home?
34:17Right, Cam?
34:18Yes.
34:19Yes, that's no problem.
34:20No, you're not gonna get in a car with the guy you just met.
34:21I'm Cam.
34:22Cameron.
34:23Your name is Cam Cameron?
34:24No, it's just Cam.
34:25But we actually, we know each other.
34:26Seventh grade.
34:27Latin convention.
34:28So like, we're not total strangers.
34:29Okay.
34:30No offense, but no.
34:31Belly, get in the car.
34:32Just get in the car.
34:33You should probably go.
34:34But the whaling boat that I interned on, it leaves at dawn every morning from the piers.
34:37I was wondering if you would, um, want to come?
34:38Um, yeah, yes, sure.
34:39I mean, how else will you get your hoodie back, right?
34:40I don't know.
34:41No offense, but no.
34:42No offense, but no.
34:43Belly, get in the car.
34:44Just get in the car.
34:45Uh, you should probably go.
34:46But, uh, the whaling boat that I interned on, it leaves at dawn every morning from the
34:55piers.
34:56I was wondering if you would, um, want to come?
35:00Uh, yeah, yes, sure.
35:03I mean, how else will you get your hoodie back, right?
35:06It's true.
35:07Yeah.
35:08This could be my summer wish.
35:09This night.
35:10This boy.
35:11Yeah.
35:12Bye.
35:13Bye.
35:14Bye.
35:15Bye.
35:16Bye.
35:18Bye.
35:19Bye.
35:20Bye.
35:21Bye.
35:23Bye.
35:24Bye.
35:26Bye.
35:28Bye.
35:30Bye.
35:31Bye.
35:33Bye.
35:35Fuck! Steven! Watch Conrad. I'll be right back.
35:42Your hair's like a little kid's, the way it's always so messy.
36:12Belly. Have you kids been drinking?
36:21Officers, thank you. It won't happen again. I can promise you that much.
36:24Tell Mr. Fisher the chief wants to set up a tea time when he gets back in town.
36:28Absolutely. Sorry again for all the trouble.
36:32Have a good night, officers.
36:39How could you guys be so irresponsible?
36:41Mom, it wasn't a big deal. All right, seriously, the cops were just looking to break up the bonfire.
36:45Not a big deal? Yes.
36:46I would say getting picked up by the cops for underage drinking is a pretty big deal, Steven.
36:53Were you guys... you guys smoking tonight?
36:56What?
36:57Keep your voice down. Susanna's asleep on the couch.
37:00I wasn't yelling. You were...
37:01Just so you know, Laurel, I didn't drink tonight. I was the DD, I swear.
37:05You're the oldest. What the hell's gotten into you?
37:07And when did you leave the house without telling anybody?
37:09And what in the world are you wearing?
37:10It's Taylor's.
37:11And why am I the only one who's not allowed to go out?
37:13It's not that you're not allowed. It's that you should have told us you were going.
37:16I mean, how did you even get there?
37:17I walked.
37:18Jesus.
37:19You know better than to walk that far down the beach alone late at night.
37:22Can you stop treating me like a kid?
37:23If you want to be treated like an adult, you need to act like one.
37:26Then maybe you guys should too.
37:32What does that mean?
37:35I hope you realize this night could have ended a lot differently if your family wasn't your family.
37:41We're sorry, Laurel.
37:43Just go to bed, guys.
37:54I don't understand what is going on with you.
37:58Nothing.
38:00Nothing's going on.
38:01What?
38:02Connie.
38:31It's always one step forward and three steps back.
38:48I'm the love of your life until I make you mad.
38:53It's always one step forward and three steps back.
39:00Do you love me?
39:01Want me?
39:02Hate me?
39:03Boy, I don't understand.
39:05No, I don't understand.
39:09And maybe in some masochistic way, I kind of find it all exciting.
39:16Like, which lover will I get today?
39:20Will you walk me to the door or send me home crying?
39:25It's one step forward and three steps back.
39:30I'm the love of your life until I make you mad.
39:36It's always one step forward and three steps back.
39:42Do you love me?
39:43Want me?
39:44Hate me?
39:45Boy, I don't understand.
39:46No, it's back and forth.
39:49Did I say something wrong?
39:52It's back and forth.
39:55Going over everything I said.
39:58It's back and forth.
40:00Did I do something wrong?
40:03It's back and forth.
40:06Things change, whether you want them to or not.
40:09It's one step forward and three steps back.
40:12So maybe I'll change too.
40:13Three steps back.
40:14And I'd leave you but the roller coaster's all I've ever had.
40:20Yeah, it's one step forward and three steps back.
40:26Do you love me?
40:27Want me?
40:28Hate me?
40:29Boy, I don't understand.
40:31No, I don't understand.
40:33Hi.
40:34Last night was amazing.
40:39Shit show.
40:43You know you're gonna have a black eye tomorrow, right?
40:47It's already tomorrow.
40:54Hey, do you...
40:56Do you remember anything that happened last night?
40:58I mean, you were pretty wasted.
41:00I always remember everything that I drink.
41:16Let me have a puff.
41:17No.
41:18Mm-hmm.
41:19No.
41:20Yeah.
41:21No.
41:22Yes.
41:23No.
41:24Laurel would actually kill me.
41:25Okay, fine.
41:26Then if I can't smoke, then you can't smoke.
41:30Same old belly.
41:31Same old belly.
41:43Hey, let's go pick up some of the good muffins before everybody else gets out.
41:47I thought this summer was gonna be like all the other summers.
41:50But...
41:51It's not.
41:52Um...
41:53I actually have somewhere that I need to be.
41:55Because I won't let it be.
41:58Wait, where are you going?
41:59To see about a whale!
42:00To see about a whale!
42:03What does that mean?
42:04So I kill my insecurity...
42:07Oh, you can't do better Oh, you can't do better
42:21Do anything that it could take Convince myself I'm in first place
42:30And maybe you'll pick me In an alternate reality
42:38I might not build to be the one Try to be sweet, try to be fun
42:45No, I can't let you leave No, it's not a possibility
42:52Oh, you can't do better
42:58Oh, you can't do better
43:05Don't you know, oh, can't you see That there's no one else but me
43:14Oh, you can't do better
43:20Don't you know that you were meant for me?
43:35Don't you know that this is killing me?
43:42Oh, you can't do better
43:45Oh, you can't do better
43:49Oh, you can't do better
43:52No, baby, no, baby, no
43:54Oh, you can't do better
43:58Oh, you can't do better
44:00Don't you know, oh, can't you see That there's no one else but me?
44:08Oh, you can't do better
44:12Oh, you can't do better
44:42Oh, you can't do better
44:43Oh, you can't do better
44:44Oh, you can't do better
44:45Oh, you can't do better
44:46Oh, you can't do better
44:47Oh, you can't do better
44:48Oh, you can't do better
44:49Oh, you can't do better
44:50Oh, you can't do better
44:51Oh, you can't do better
44:52Oh, you can't do better
44:53Oh, you can't do better
44:54Oh, you can't do better
44:55Oh, you can't do better
44:56Oh, you can't do better
44:57Oh, you can't do better
44:58Oh, you can't do better
44:59Oh, you can't do better
45:00Oh, you can't do better
45:01Oh, you can't do better
45:02Oh, you can't do better
45:03You