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Watch The Lion Kid, an animated hybrid Western adventure featuring Kidd Mane, a lion cub who becomes the sheriff of Tuckerville—a quirky frontier town with no law and order. When he wanders into town, he brings justice, friendship, and courage to its people. Expect whimsical steampunk visuals, talking animals, and a light-hearted coming-of-age story suitable for all ages. A unique mockbuster inspired by The Lion King era, it’s filled with western tropes, heroic deeds, and kid-friendly fun.
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00:01:59This here General Store's the oldest standing building and longest running business in town for a reason.
00:02:05I put boots on feet, spurs on boots, hats on heads, and saddles on backs without breaking your bank, and you can run off with a smile or stay a while. It don't matter none to me. Now, come on, Pilgrim. What do you say we measure them feet and get you in some new kicks?
00:02:20Actually, I was wondering about a job.
00:02:23Oh, you were wondering, eh? Heck, I ain't gonna lie, I could use a day off. Been running this place by myself for so long, I forgot what spare time feels like.
00:02:35Sounds like you could use a vacation. I could help.
00:02:39Hmm. You're well-spoken, Lion. What's your name?
00:02:42I'm Kid Main. Nice to meet you.
00:02:44Sure is. We don't get many newcomers around these parts, kid. Whereabouts you from?
00:02:50Where am I from? Uh, uh, the plains.
00:02:53Right, right. But whereabouts specifically? Where a creature hails from tells me a lot about their temperament and disposition.
00:03:01I run a tight ship here, but I like to use a nice and easy sales pitch. It keeps folks calm, and calm folks are more likely to open their wallets and purses. Ain't nothing worse than hard selling.
00:03:13Hard selling? What's that?
00:03:15Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. You know what they say. A frightened rabbit never bought nothing.
00:03:20I've never heard that before.
00:03:22And I bet you ain't never stood in a cash register lying behind a frightened rabbit, neither. Am I right?
00:03:28Well, uh, yeah, you're right.
00:03:31Bingo. You know, we could help each other out here, kid. Tell me about your sales experience.
00:03:37Oh, uh, uh, well, I don't have any sales experience, per se, but, uh, no sales experience? Well, this here's a high-volume sales shop.
00:03:51I might use a casual approach, but make no mistake, the goal is to get them coins out of them pockets.
00:03:58Tell me about your last job.
00:04:00Well, uh, I've never had a job before, sir.
00:04:05Never had a job before? Oh, kid, this ain't the top floor, but it ain't entry-level neither.
00:04:14You gotta have some kind of work history to help me out here.
00:04:18Taking chances on unknown entities has been the downfall of lots of businesses.
00:04:23I don't plan to be one of them.
00:04:25I understand.
00:04:27Hey, kid, don't feel bad. Finding work in Tuckerville ain't real hard.
00:04:32Try one of the saloons. They need lots of help.
00:04:36Heck, they bounce their workers and waitstaff about as fast as they bounce their rowdy patrons.
00:04:42I'm sure they're hiring for something.
00:04:45All you need's a strong back, which it looks like you've got.
00:04:49That I do. Well, thanks for the tip, sir.
00:04:51Call me Ewell. Hope to see you around, kid.
00:04:54Who knows? Maybe after logging some hours at one of those other establishments
00:04:59and racking up some references, you can slide on in here and back me up after all.
00:05:05Oh, I'd love that.
00:05:07Thanks, Ewell. It was nice to meet you.
00:05:09Same here, kid.
00:05:10And if you need new footwear for a new job, you know where to buy.
00:05:15Absolutely. I'll see you around.
00:05:17See ya.
00:05:17Hi. Are you the boss here?
00:05:33Am I the...
00:05:34You got the wrong feller, dude. Check inside.
00:05:39Oh, sorry.
00:05:41Say, do you know if they're hiring at all?
00:05:43Hiring? Nah.
00:05:45You don't want to work here, man.
00:05:47This place is a pitch.
00:05:49Besides, it won't even pay you enough to rent a room.
00:05:52Tucker's as stingy as they come.
00:05:54Tucker?
00:05:55Yeah. Mr. Tucker.
00:05:57He owns this here joint.
00:05:58Fact is, he owns over half the places you see.
00:06:02Practically runs this whole town.
00:06:05Even renamed it after himself.
00:06:07We used to be called Sky Turned.
00:06:10Till Mr. Buck 2 Tucker came on the scene.
00:06:13And I'm not being formal calling him Mr., you dig?
00:06:16That's actually his name.
00:06:18Can you believe that?
00:06:19What kind of parents name their baby Mr.?
00:06:22Hmm.
00:06:23I guess he was groomed from the beginning to be a boss, huh?
00:06:26I guess he's a donkey.
00:06:29They have that built-in superiority complex, you know.
00:06:33Oh, I know.
00:06:34I used to attend prairie school with a couple of donkeys.
00:06:37They're pretty tough to get along with, uh, if you don't chew grass.
00:06:41I must explain why he doesn't like me.
00:06:43For me, it's the saints and termites or nothing.
00:06:47I see.
00:06:49Say, I'm new in town and, uh, looking for a job.
00:06:52Do you have any recommendations at all?
00:06:55Ha, keep walking.
00:06:57Stiltown's about a hundred miles east.
00:07:00They're booing with construction gigs, if you don't mind lifting heavy stuff.
00:07:04Oh, a hundred miles is a long way.
00:07:08I've already been walking for days.
00:07:10All right.
00:07:12Look, go to the Sky Palace Motel.
00:07:15Along's my sister-in-law.
00:07:17She'll hook you up with a room.
00:07:18First night's on me.
00:07:20Oh, wow.
00:07:22Thanks.
00:07:23No problem.
00:07:24Um, my name's Tiberius.
00:07:26Uh, but my friends, they call me Tibbs.
00:07:29Nice to meet you, Tibbs.
00:07:31I'm Kid Mane.
00:07:32Kid Mane?
00:07:33Uh, that's got a ring to it.
00:07:34You rap?
00:07:35Rap what?
00:07:36Oh, never mind.
00:07:38So you're looking for work, huh?
00:07:40Uh, how are you with a gun?
00:07:42A gun?
00:07:43I've never fired one.
00:07:45I'm a lion.
00:07:46I don't like guns.
00:07:47Okay, okay.
00:07:48You ain't got to pounce all over me.
00:07:50This is the old west, you know.
00:07:52Guns are just around.
00:07:54Just in case.
00:07:56In case of what?
00:07:56You know, I'm not even sure.
00:07:58Have you ever seen gunfight at the Okapi Roka Corral?
00:08:02Gunfight at the Okapi Corral?
00:08:05Oh, goodness no.
00:08:06I usually run when I hear gunfire.
00:08:09Nothing good can come of it.
00:08:10Hold on there, pal.
00:08:12I'm not talking about a real gunfight.
00:08:15It's just a movie, you dig?
00:08:16A movie?
00:08:18Oh.
00:08:19Uh, what's a movie?
00:08:21Wow!
00:08:21You really are new, aren't you?
00:08:25Let's go, kid.
00:08:26I'll show you around.
00:08:28You can see how we do it here right in Tuckerville.
00:08:31Okay.
00:08:31Well, that's our other saloon over there.
00:08:41And that saloon just opened over there.
00:08:44They see a lot of fights.
00:08:46Uh, over there's where Mrs. Loveless bonked Mr. Loveless over the head with a frying pan
00:08:52and a tea kettle and nodded his noggin for weeks.
00:08:58And over there, whoa, they caught the Dobbs gang hiding out in a hay bale last year.
00:09:04Hey, uh, oh, and right over there, that's where's...
00:09:08Tuckerville's not very boring, is it, Tibbs?
00:09:11Boring?
00:09:12Uh, no, not us.
00:09:14There's usually something wild and crazy going down around here.
00:09:18Sounds like the sheriff stays busy.
00:09:20Sheriff?
00:09:21Uh, what sheriff?
00:09:22Hang on a second.
00:09:23Are you telling me that Tuckerville doesn't have a sheriff?
00:09:26With all the drama and action around here?
00:09:29Oh, nope.
00:09:30We used to, until Mr. Tucker ran him off.
00:09:35Ran him off?
00:09:36Who runs off a sheriff?
00:09:38Oh, Mr. Tucker does.
00:09:39That's who.
00:09:40I told you.
00:09:41It's Tucker who calls the shots around here.
00:09:44Hmm.
00:09:45Yeah, so why did he chase off the sheriff?
00:09:48Because the sheriff finally arrested that no-good pool shark Nash McGavin.
00:09:53That's why, Tucker and Nash go way back.
00:09:57So Tucker threw a wrench in the prosecution by kicking the sheriff a hole out of town.
00:10:04Nash was turned loose for lack of evidence.
00:10:07And then Tuckerville's been lawless ever since.
00:10:11Wow.
00:10:12That's terrible.
00:10:13You guys need a new sheriff in town.
00:10:15Yeah, we do.
00:10:17But, uh, after what Mr. Tucker did to the last guy, nobody wants a job.
00:10:23Hey, do you want to do it?
00:10:25Me?
00:10:26Uh, I don't have any experience.
00:10:29Who does?
00:10:30You can't get sheriff experience till you become a sheriff.
00:10:35Yeah, but I don't even have law enforcement experience.
00:10:39I don't even know what the laws are around here.
00:10:42Same deal, dude.
00:10:44You won't tell you do, you dig?
00:10:46Well, why don't you give it a shot?
00:10:48I don't know, Tibbs.
00:10:49That sounds crazy.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:52Oh, welcome to Tuckerville, kid.
00:10:54Most things worth doing sound crazy.
00:10:57Come on.
00:10:58I'll take you by the old sheriff's station.
00:11:00All the stuff's just sitting there collecting dust.
00:11:03We'll clean off your old gumbelt and see if the cowboy hat fits you.
00:11:08Well, if it doesn't, I know where to buy a new one.
00:11:10Great.
00:11:11It's not far.
00:11:13Right this way.
00:11:30Here we are, kid.
00:11:32This is where all the magic happens.
00:11:35Yeah, it looks like the sheriff could walk through that door any minute.
00:11:42Whoa.
00:11:46What are you doing here?
00:11:48Name's Waylon.
00:11:49Who might y'all be?
00:11:50I'm Kid.
00:11:51But he's not just any kid.
00:11:53There's a new sheriff in town.
00:11:56And his name is Kid Maine.
00:11:58New sheriff?
00:12:00You mean you're taking over?
00:12:02Uh, uh, maybe.
00:12:06Definitely.
00:12:06Just as soon as we get you the badge.
00:12:09Uh, where do we find the badge?
00:12:11We gotta go see Tuckerville Town Council to get the okay.
00:12:15And once they approve you, you're in.
00:12:18What if they don't approve me?
00:12:20Oh, they will.
00:12:22You're shooing, kid.
00:12:24And besides, there's no competition.
00:12:27Since the old sheriff got ousted, no one else has ever even applied for the job.
00:12:32Oh, that makes me feel better.
00:12:35You what?
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Uh, Mr. Maine, have you by chance sustained any head trauma recently?
00:12:41Um, no, Judge Riker.
00:12:43I'm just a lion looking for work.
00:12:45And it seems like your town could use a little law and order, moral decency, and common sense.
00:12:51Well, it's hard not to agree with that.
00:12:54How much law enforcement experience do you have, Mr. Maine?
00:12:58Uh, uh, law enforcement experience?
00:13:02Uh, well, none.
00:13:04None?
00:13:04But he's a good dude, Judge Riker.
00:13:07A stand-up cat.
00:13:09Oh, I can vouch for him.
00:13:10Exactly how long have you known this lion, Tibbs?
00:13:15How long?
00:13:17We go back a ways, you know.
00:13:20And how long is a ways?
00:13:23It's, uh, it's, uh, we just met today, Judge Riker.
00:13:29You just met?
00:13:31What sort of ridiculousness is this?
00:13:35Are you two beasts playing a game?
00:13:37No, we're deadly serious.
00:13:40We've never been more serious about anything in our lives.
00:13:44That's maybe a little heavy-handed, but no, we're not kidding.
00:13:48Tibbs, you're telling us that you trust this completely unknown entity
00:13:54who calls himself Kid Mane to run our town's affairs
00:13:59and hold all of our futures in his inexperienced paws?
00:14:04Well, yes, but it feels like we've known each other for years.
00:14:10You ever met somebody like that? Fast, friends?
00:14:13Stop right there, Tibbs. Say no more.
00:14:16Oh, darn. I really thought they'd like you.
00:14:21It sounded like such a good idea.
00:14:24Well, it's not. It's a great idea.
00:14:29Huh?
00:14:29I agree, Miss Scarlet. New blood is exactly what Tuckerville needs.
00:14:35A new sheriff with a new style, a new outlook, a new approach.
00:14:41And we, as the chief council members, need to think outside the box
00:14:45if this place is going to survive and thrive.
00:14:49That's right! That's right you do! We do!
00:14:55Welcome to Tuckerville, Kid Mane. You're hired.
00:14:59Ha! Woo-hoo!
00:15:02I am? No kidding? Just like that?
00:15:05Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Say, I, uh, I think what the new sheriff could really use
00:15:12is a reliable deputy.
00:15:14Somebody trustworthy and dedicated.
00:15:16Implated his, uh, his, uh, his orders.
00:15:19And watch his back.
00:15:21A friend as well as a colleague.
00:15:23And a native of Tuckerville to help guide his hand in dealing with our citizenship
00:15:29and the unique situations that can arise.
00:15:32What, uh, uh, what do you guys think about that?
00:15:36I mean, uh, ladies and gentlemen.
00:15:39We think you should ask the new sheriff directly, Tibbs.
00:15:43Oh, uh, okay.
00:15:46Say, kid, I, yes, I was thinking that you're hired.
00:15:51Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:15:53Oh, thanks, dude!
00:15:55I'd like to thank all of you for taking a chance on me here today.
00:15:59I've been a lion without a home.
00:16:02Not sure what I was gonna do or where my next meal was gonna come from.
00:16:06And you've showed faith in me when you have no reason to.
00:16:09Now, I promise to always uphold my end of the deal.
00:16:13I won't let you down.
00:16:15Well, I guess I should introduce myself to your town's founder, Mr. Bucktooth Tucker,
00:16:19and let him know things will be well taken care of from here on out.
00:16:24Proceed with caution, Sheriff Maine.
00:16:27Mr. Tucker's one ornery donkey.
00:16:30If you approach him at the wrong time, he can make a dreadful first impression.
00:16:36I'm boiling mad, Jeb!
00:16:39All that cat-a-yard space and not a single bull riding show this year.
00:16:44What is it?
00:16:45Are folks afraid to come enjoy themselves in Tuckerville?
00:16:48Well, sort of, Mr. Tucker.
00:16:51Sort of?
00:16:52Who's sort of afraid?
00:16:54That's like saying they're sort of idiotic.
00:16:57They either are or they aren't.
00:16:59Then they are, Mr. Tucker.
00:17:00They most definitely are.
00:17:02But I don't get it, Jeb.
00:17:04Is it me?
00:17:05Yes.
00:17:05It's you they fear primarily.
00:17:07They're buffoons.
00:17:08Let them be afraid.
00:17:11I'll move ahead with my grand plans.
00:17:13Regardless, we'll develop every usable inch of Tuckerville to generate maximum revenue in all areas.
00:17:21Our economy will thrive.
00:17:23Business will boom.
00:17:24Productivity will explode.
00:17:26Ah, the townsfolk will clamor to work.
00:17:29Then work some more.
00:17:31They'll ask for overtime.
00:17:32Then more overtime.
00:17:34Then they'll beg for overtime.
00:17:36Finally, they'll forfeit their wages in favor of the pride that comes from working in Tuckerville.
00:17:42We'll keep all the money while the drones do all the work.
00:17:45I'm telling you, Jeb, it'll be glorious.
00:17:48Simply glorious.
00:17:51But, Tucker, that would be considered slave labor.
00:17:54It creates grounds for a massive civil lawsuit that could cripple your considerable finances and even cost you the town.
00:18:00Ah, lawsuit's my shoot.
00:18:02I don't care for lawyers, Jeb.
00:18:04That's why I have you around.
00:18:05But, Mr. Tucker, I'm a lawyer.
00:18:08I know.
00:18:09And you are the smammiest, most crooked lawyer I could find in a sea of smarmy, crooked lawyers.
00:18:15Who could possibly bend the truth, distort the facts, and sink lower than you can, Jeb?
00:18:21Well, no one.
00:18:23Exactly.
00:18:24You see, I have nothing to worry about.
00:18:26Now, listen to me, Jeb.
00:18:28Things have gotten lax around here.
00:18:30I want us to tighten up and wring the very lifeblood out of this town.
00:18:34Crush its spirit.
00:18:35Shackle its dreams.
00:18:36Turn it into a cash-churning gristmill for my everywomen fancy.
00:18:39I see all those faces on the streets.
00:18:42Languid, lazy, hood-eyed, and carefree.
00:18:46They're resigned to their slow pace and the way things are.
00:18:49But, I want them on their toes, Jeb.
00:18:51I want them working to impress me at every turn.
00:18:54I want them to bring their firstborns to my doorstep and ask if I need any youthful laborers
00:18:59before they even think of raising that child as their own.
00:19:03Mr. Tucker, that's...
00:19:06That's...
00:19:06Yes, Jeb?
00:19:08That's genius!
00:19:10Funneling citizenry into forced labor is problematic.
00:19:13But, a parent who willingly donates a healthy, able-bodied puppy or colt, calf, or pony
00:19:18to work a program skirts all those legal issues.
00:19:22Oh, as their employer, you could set your own wages to maximize profits
00:19:26and be free and clear of any and all possible civil and criminal lawsuits.
00:19:31Ah, I say go for it.
00:19:33You want to start rounding up colts now?
00:19:34Not just yet, Jeb.
00:19:36Let me first see where I'd like to direct my energies.
00:19:40Then, I'll make my move.
00:19:43Here we are, Sheriff.
00:19:55Mr. Tucker works out of the office on the top floor.
00:19:59Okay.
00:20:00I can't wait to meet him.
00:20:01Let's go introduce ourselves, Tibbs.
00:20:04I've got it.
00:20:05Before any citizen lifts a finger, hoof, or wing on your behalf,
00:20:09we'll have them sign a release stating that they operate in full acknowledgement of the perils
00:20:14and accept full responsibility for any injuries that may occur.
00:20:18This absolves you in perpetuity of any personal or financial liability.
00:20:23No matter who gets harmed or why, it's foolproof.
00:20:26I love it, Jeb.
00:20:27You conniving scoundrel, you.
00:20:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:31Is there a meeting I don't know about?
00:20:33No, my schedule's clear today.
00:20:35Enter.
00:20:37Who are you?
00:20:38The new cleaning crew?
00:20:39It's me, Mr. Tucker.
00:20:42Tibbs.
00:20:42Oh, have we met?
00:20:43Tibbs used to work downstairs in the lobby, Mr. Tucker.
00:20:46He did?
00:20:47Yep.
00:20:48Two pennies for a shine.
00:20:50Oh, the shoe shine boy.
00:20:52Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:53That was me.
00:20:54I don't need a shine today.
00:20:55My shoes are brand new.
00:20:56Check back next week.
00:20:58And if you venture upstairs again, I'll have you fired, you hear me?
00:21:01Stay in the lobby, where your kind belongs.
00:21:04Uh, Mr. Tucker, we aren't here to shine your shoes.
00:21:07I don't need the windows cleaned either.
00:21:10And don't speak unless you've spoken to a young man.
00:21:13You need to learn the rules around here.
00:21:14Or else, you'll find yourself on my bad side.
00:21:17And nobody wants to be there.
00:21:19That's right, Mr. Tucker.
00:21:21Now be gone, you kids.
00:21:23Shoo.
00:21:23I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I just came to introduce myself.
00:21:27I'm Kid Main, Tuckerville's new sheriff.
00:21:30A new sheriff?
00:21:32Says who?
00:21:33The town council.
00:21:34They voted Kid in unanimously.
00:21:38Is that so?
00:21:39It sure is.
00:21:40Trust me, Mr. Tucker.
00:21:42I'm as surprised as you are.
00:21:44I was just passing through, and before I knew what was happening, boom.
00:21:48They pinned the badge on me.
00:21:49Isn't that something?
00:21:51It sure is.
00:21:52And I'm Kid Second in command.
00:21:56Deputy Tiberius at your service.
00:21:59From the shoeshine box to the sheriff's station.
00:22:02Ha!
00:22:03Talk about a success story.
00:22:06Hey, you want I should schedule a visit with the school kids?
00:22:09My story's just got real inspirational.
00:22:13Not yet, Tibbs, but I'll keep that in mind.
00:22:16Tell me, Sheriff, what immediate plans do you have for Tuckerville?
00:22:20Oh, I'm still working that out, sir.
00:22:22But I'm open to suggestions.
00:22:24You've been here much longer than I have, and you know the place better than I do.
00:22:28Uh, yes, I do.
00:22:30Don't I?
00:22:31Tell you what, why don't you keep me posted regarding your intentions?
00:22:35If there's any way I can help ease your burden, I'd be happy to.
00:22:38You would?
00:22:39Shh.
00:22:39Yes, I would.
00:22:40It was very nice to meet you, Sheriff.
00:22:43Uh...
00:22:43Maine.
00:22:44Maine!
00:22:44Thanks for stopping by.
00:22:46Uh, do keep in touch.
00:22:47Oh, I will.
00:22:48Yeah.
00:22:48Bye, Mr. Tucker.
00:22:49Bye-bye now.
00:22:50Oh, bye, Mr. Tucker.
00:22:54You don't really intend to help them, do you, Mr. Tucker?
00:22:58What do you think, Tib?
00:23:00Get me Cliff on the phone.
00:23:01We need to talk.
00:23:03He-he-he.
00:23:04I see where you're going with this.
00:23:06Right away, Mr. Tucker.
00:23:07What a day it's been, Tibbs.
00:23:27Meeting you sure turned my life around, buddy.
00:23:30Likewise, kid.
00:23:31If you'd have told me when I woke up this here afternoon and headed on down to the saloon
00:23:37and I'd be hanging out in the sheriff's office by dusk, I'd have thought you were drinking
00:23:42tainted water.
00:23:44Oh, but here we are.
00:23:46We sure are.
00:23:47It was so nice for those town council members to take a chance on me, and I plan to make
00:23:51the most of it.
00:23:52I might not know all the ins and outs yet, but my heart's in the right place.
00:23:57I hope to make the townsfolk proud.
00:23:59No worries.
00:24:01You'll do them right, dude.
00:24:03You're a good lion.
00:24:05You're going to be a great sheriff.
00:24:08Say, Tibbs, did you find Mr. Tucker strange at all today?
00:24:12Strange?
00:24:14He's always a little strange.
00:24:16Why?
00:24:17I don't know.
00:24:18I wasn't quite sure if he was being genuine with us or not.
00:24:22Well, that's probably nothing.
00:24:24We probably caught him off guard is all.
00:24:26He was expecting a shoeshine for crying out loud.
00:24:31What a surprise it must have been for him.
00:24:34Yeah, I hope he accepts me.
00:24:36It'll be a real drag if he opposes a new sheriff in town.
00:24:39Oh, it'll be fine, kid.
00:24:42Don't sweat it, boy.
00:24:43Hey, what do you say we hold a town square meeting for the public to announce the new
00:24:49sheriff's office staff?
00:24:50You think that's a good idea?
00:24:52I wouldn't say it if I didn't.
00:24:55Think they'll accept an outsider like me?
00:24:57Kid, the citizens of Duckerville might be ruled by a jackass, but I think you'll find
00:25:03them very accommodating to newcomers.
00:25:06And I'm sure if you play fair, they'll play fair.
00:25:10I'll post some flyers around town.
00:25:13We'll fill the square for your first address as a new sheriff.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:18Okay.
00:25:22Hey, Jeb.
00:25:28What brings you?
00:25:30Is Mr. Topper on the market for some new wagon wheels?
00:25:33No, Steel.
00:25:34I wanted to ask you about the flyers that I'm seeing around town.
00:25:38I notice you've got one hanging right outside your repair shop here.
00:25:41Any particular reason for that?
00:25:44Tibbs came by and asked if he could post it last night.
00:25:47Ain't you heard?
00:25:47There's a new sheriff in town, and he's giving a speech in the town square this Friday.
00:25:56It says, come one, come all, Tuckervillians.
00:26:00Town square meeting, Friday at high noon.
00:26:02Meet the new sheriff in town, and enjoy a fresh baked cookie.
00:26:06Posted right outside my home, too, plain as day.
00:26:08And they're on every trough and every post around, too, to boot.
00:26:11So that interlope was holding a meeting that I didn't initiate?
00:26:15That's right, Mr. Tucker.
00:26:16With cookies that aren't baked for me?
00:26:18Well, to be fair.
00:26:20Fair?
00:26:20When have you ever concerned yourself with being fair, Jeb?
00:26:24Good point.
00:26:25But there's nothing saying you can't attend and have a cookie or three.
00:26:29Attend?
00:26:30As a spectator?
00:26:31And watch while that talking furbo blathers on about all the things he's gonna do.
00:26:37And how he's gonna make Tuckerville safer, better, cleaner, whatever.
00:26:42Are you kidding me?
00:26:44Maybe the cookies are exceptional, Mr. Tucker.
00:26:46Maybe they'll melt in your mouth and change the way you feel about baked goods.
00:26:50I feel one way about baked goods, Jeb.
00:26:54Disgusted.
00:26:55I don't eat cookies.
00:26:57I'm a donkey, first and foremost.
00:26:59Just like you're a lawyer, a tiger can't change its stripes.
00:27:03Technically, I'm a giraffe first.
00:27:06Then more specifically, a giraffe lawyer.
00:27:09Nonsense.
00:27:10Show me a lawyer who doesn't put finding legal loopholes ahead of their biology.
00:27:14And I'll show you a crummy lawyer.
00:27:16You're one of the best, Jeb.
00:27:17And it's because your heart beats deception.
00:27:20Your blood runs green.
00:27:22You've got no soul, only schemes, and I love you.
00:27:26Well, thank you.
00:27:27Wait, what?
00:27:28Nothing.
00:27:29Nothing.
00:27:31Maybe you're right, Jeb.
00:27:32Maybe I will attend that town square meeting Friday.
00:27:35If nothing else to hear what that illegitimate fleabag is thinking.
00:27:39Then we could best know how to counter this tomfoolery.
00:27:43And ensure that Tuckerville doesn't change one bit.
00:27:46Uh, what's that?
00:27:53Whoop, there he is.
00:27:55I'd know that roar anywhere.
00:27:57I forgot we called that monster in.
00:28:01Uh, hopefully he hasn't chewed the lobby furniture to toothpicks again.
00:28:04That cost us a pretty penny last time.
00:28:07It's not good for the books.
00:28:08You can worry about the books, Jeb.
00:28:10I'll concern myself with keeping power in this town.
00:28:14I've lied, cheated, battled, betrayed, and swindled countless creatures to get to where I am.
00:28:20And I'm not about to go quietly.
00:28:23Those fools will have to pry the key to this city from my called dead hooves.
00:28:29Wow, you guys.
00:28:33Have you heard about the big cookie festival in the town square this weekend?
00:28:38It's gonna be off the chain.
00:28:40Cookie festival?
00:28:41Uh, it's not a cookie festival, Cliff.
00:28:45It's a trick.
00:28:46It's a lie.
00:28:47It is?
00:28:48Yes, it is.
00:28:49It's an indoctrination speech to be given by criminal usurpers who are looking to steal Tuckerville out from under me.
00:28:56Oh, no.
00:28:59Oh, yes, Cliff.
00:29:00And they must be stopped, do you hear me?
00:29:02Lest we lose our whole way of life.
00:29:05And cookies.
00:29:06No more cookies.
00:29:08Ever.
00:29:09The first thing those fiends will do if they attain power is outlaw the cookies.
00:29:13Gone.
00:29:14Never.
00:29:15I won't stand for it.
00:29:17I love me some macadamia nut, oatmeal raisin, and chocolate chip.
00:29:22We all do, Cliff.
00:29:23But those barbarians don't.
00:29:26And they hate us for it.
00:29:27You understand?
00:29:28And it's up to us to stop them.
00:29:30They must be driven back.
00:29:31Their movement must be smashed.
00:29:33Then, and only then, can we once again enjoy a good cookie.
00:29:38You can count on me, Mr. Tucker.
00:29:41No one will come into our town and take the cookies right out of our mouths.
00:29:46You have my promise.
00:29:48Excellent, Cliff.
00:29:50Now I can't wait for Friday.
00:29:52It's going to be one meeting they'll never forget.
00:29:55All done, kid.
00:29:59I've covered the whole town with our invitation flyers.
00:30:03By now, every pair of eyes in Tuckerville knows about Friday's gathering.
00:30:09It's going to be jam-packed.
00:30:11We should make some extra cookies.
00:30:14Some of those folks can vacuum up their treats.
00:30:17Let me tell you.
00:30:18Like Artemis the Anteater?
00:30:20Oh, you ought to see him go.
00:30:22What's up, Tibbs?
00:30:23Hey, Monty.
00:30:24You know about the big town square announcement this Friday?
00:30:27As a matter of fact, I did.
00:30:30Are you going?
00:30:31Am I?
00:30:32There's going to be cookies.
00:30:34You know me and my sweet tooth.
00:30:36I'm hoping if I get there early enough, I can push a plate off to the side and stash it under a bush or something.
00:30:42Then eat till my heart's content.
00:30:45Yeah.
00:30:46When has your heart ever been content, Monty?
00:30:50Hmm.
00:30:50Let me think.
00:30:52Yes.
00:30:52Last time, I had a box of dinner rolls headed for spring fair sent to me instead.
00:30:57Was enough dinner rolls for a hundred folks.
00:30:59Ate all of them.
00:31:00Tibbs, who is this rat?
00:31:02Oh, sorry.
00:31:03How rude of me.
00:31:05Kid, allow me to introduce Monty.
00:31:08He's the town undertaker.
00:31:10Monty, meet the new sheriff in town.
00:31:13Kid Mane.
00:31:14Whoa, no kidding.
00:31:16Talk about a pressure position.
00:31:18Does Mr. Tucker know about this?
00:31:19Yes, he does.
00:31:21We met with him earlier to say hello and touch base.
00:31:24And he's okay with it?
00:31:25Sure.
00:31:25Why wouldn't he be?
00:31:26Someone keeping law and order just means there's less for him to worry about.
00:31:30Eh, if you say so.
00:31:32I think Mr. T likes control more than anything.
00:31:36Good luck trying to call any shots around here.
00:31:38Thanks.
00:31:39Uh, I think.
00:31:40Dang!
00:31:41Just talking about those dinner rolls has my stomach growling.
00:31:44I'm going to go scavenge out back, see if the kitchen threw away anything good today.
00:31:48Catch you this Friday, Tibbs.
00:31:49I'll see you then, Monty.
00:31:51Save a cookie for me.
00:31:53Will do.
00:31:53He seems like a nice rat.
00:31:55Me and Monty go way back.
00:31:57He shined shoes with me right there at the hotel for a little while.
00:32:01Why did he stop?
00:32:03He was getting too many complaints, so he got, uh, fired.
00:32:08Couldn't stop chewing people's shoelaces.
00:32:10Well, that's a pretty bad habit for a shiner, I guess.
00:32:14Totally.
00:32:15Hey, let's go work on your speech for Friday, dude.
00:32:18It ain't gonna write itself.
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:21Could you help me pepper in some good lines about the town's history?
00:32:24You know, so I kind of look like I know what I'm talking about.
00:32:27Well, sure thing, man.
00:32:31Just as long as we steer clear of the old sheriff's problems, you'll be gold.
00:32:37Come on, now.
00:32:45Well, well, well.
00:32:47If it isn't my old friend, Nash McGavin.
00:32:51Mr. Tucker, we meet again.
00:32:54Something told me I'd find you lurking these alleyways, Nash.
00:32:57Once a predatory never do well, always a predatory never do well.
00:33:02Takes one to know one, Tucker.
00:33:04However, I thought you'd retreated to your gilded penthouse office for good.
00:33:09What brings you back down to street level to mingle with no-good reprovits like me?
00:33:14I have a problem, Nash.
00:33:15A big problem.
00:33:17Oh yeah? Why don't you throw some money at it? It'll probably go away.
00:33:22Not this time. I need to deal with this particular problem like we did in the old days.
00:33:26Back when we took control of this town.
00:33:29You mean teeth first, questions later?
00:33:32Try teeth first, clean up later.
00:33:34Ooh, now you're talking my language, Tucker. I'm in.
00:33:39I knew you'd like that, you finned felon you.
00:33:42You know me too well, buddy.
00:33:44But we gotta watch out. There's a new sheriff in town.
00:33:48You know how those types are when they first take office.
00:33:51They grab some low-hanging fruit and make an example out of it.
00:33:55And I ain't going back up the river for nobody.
00:33:58If I may interject, Mr. Gavin, I got you out of trouble last time.
00:34:02I'd do the same this time.
00:34:04That's right.
00:34:05Only we won't need to.
00:34:07Because once my plan is set in motion, the clock will start ticking on Lion Boy.
00:34:12By the time we're through with him, he'll wish he'd never laid eyes on Tuckerville.
00:34:17Nobody rolls into my town and rewrites the rules.
00:34:19Nobody.
00:34:20Nobody.
00:34:28Greetings, citizens of Tuckerville.
00:34:32And welcome to a long-overdue state-of-the-town address.
00:34:36I hope you've all had the chance to enjoy a fresh-baked cookie.
00:34:41Miss Clarebell baked them herself.
00:34:44Now, there hasn't been much to report, as we haven't had official leadership in place for quite some time.
00:34:53But we're pleased to announce things are about to change.
00:34:59And for the better.
00:35:01That's right.
00:35:05Okay.
00:35:06Okay, now.
00:35:08Please.
00:35:09Quiet.
00:35:10Quiet, please.
00:35:11Quiet, everyone.
00:35:14Let Judge Racker speak.
00:35:16Today is very special for all of us on the Tuckerville City Council.
00:35:22And we're certain you'll agree with us.
00:35:25After far too long without the presence of the law on our streets and in our neighborhoods,
00:35:32destiny has spoken.
00:35:34And our new sheriff has arrived to claim the vacant badge.
00:35:40Why don't we let him tell you about that himself, eh?
00:35:43Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, it is a great pleasure to introduce to you
00:35:53Tuckerville's brand new sheriff, Kid Main.
00:35:58Don't forget his deputy.
00:36:00And his newly appointed deputy, your friend and ours, Tiberius.
00:36:05Boo.
00:36:06The cookies sucked.
00:36:08The new sheriff ruined the cookies.
00:36:12Why do city council members look like a jug band?
00:36:16Why are we listening to those bums?
00:36:18Eh, eh, shush, you two.
00:36:19Let the sheriff speak.
00:36:21Let him explain himself.
00:36:23Hmm.
00:36:24I see what you're doing here, Tucker.
00:36:26Voice of reason.
00:36:28Mark my words, I'll come out smelling like a rose nash.
00:36:31Hello, good citizens of Tuckerville.
00:36:35What a wonderful town you have here.
00:36:37Well, just two short days ago, I was roaming the outback, a lion without a pride.
00:36:43And today, thanks to your kind council folks here, I hold the most important position I've
00:36:49ever had.
00:36:50Well, it's the only position you've ever had.
00:36:52I'm proud and excited to be named your new sheriff.
00:36:58And whether through thick or thin, good times or bad, I promise to provide order and always
00:37:04do right by the great and historic town of Tuckerville.
00:37:08In good times or bad, is he our sheriff or our husband?
00:37:12Can this beast be trusted?
00:37:14Aren't lions ill-tempered?
00:37:15What about those cookies?
00:37:17Terrible.
00:37:19I thought they were pretty yummy, actually.
00:37:21Ate a whole plate, all by myself.
00:37:25Who said that?
00:37:27I'll have you know that Miss Clarabelle toiled long and hard in the kitchen to provide those
00:37:33cookies for us here today.
00:37:35And I should know because I helped her.
00:37:37And they're delicious.
00:37:40I concur.
00:37:41Who else enjoyed those moist cookies?
00:37:44Let's all give Mrs. Clarabelle and Scarlet a round of applause.
00:37:47Boom!
00:37:53Boom!
00:37:57Shame on you.
00:37:58That's no way to be.
00:37:59I know from first-hand experience that our councilpersons work tirelessly to make this
00:38:04day special for all of us.
00:38:05And I'll be darned if I'm going to stand by and let some malcontents spoil the moment for
00:38:09everyone.
00:38:10If you don't like the cookies, you don't have to eat them.
00:38:13And if you don't like what we have to say up here, you're free to leave.
00:38:18That's right.
00:38:19You tell them, Sheriff.
00:38:20In case you didn't get the message loud and clear, there's a new sheriff in town.
00:38:26And his name is Kid Mane.
00:38:28And I will work to make sure that Tuckerville remains a safe place for all creatures, large
00:38:35and small, regardless of diet, habitat, or species affiliation.
00:38:41In Tuckerville, all creatures are welcome to be themselves without fear of reprisal.
00:38:47Oh, no.
00:38:48They're eating it up, Mr. Tucker.
00:38:50Yeah.
00:38:51They love that funny clown.
00:38:54Want me to rush the stage and attack?
00:38:56No, Nash.
00:38:58Let those fools have their moment and let these lemmings bask in their idiocy.
00:39:02Well, when in the end, we always do.
00:39:05Listen, I know some of you folks out there might be a little skeptical of me and my intentions,
00:39:11but...
00:39:11A little?
00:39:12Go kiss a baby porcupine.
00:39:14How rude.
00:39:16Manorless animals.
00:39:17But if it matters to you, I'd just like to say that I was raised in a large pride of lions.
00:39:25Free to roam, play, and do whatever our hearts desired.
00:39:29Pretty much any time.
00:39:30Privileged upbringing.
00:39:32Can't trust him.
00:39:33Over time, in a series of unfortunate events, my lion family dwindled until it was just me and my pop.
00:39:40Broken home.
00:39:41Can't trust him.
00:39:42When the poachers got my pop, I had no one left.
00:39:46I had no choice but to leave home and walk the plains alone in search of, uh-oh, something.
00:39:52Deadbeat!
00:39:52Can't trust.
00:39:53Well, I hear you doubters out there, and the great thing about this town is that you're free to doubt.
00:39:58And you're free to express those doubts, too.
00:40:01Just like me, I'm free to tell you how awesome your town is and how awesome all of you are.
00:40:07I've only been here a couple of days, and you've made this lonely, displaced lion feel, well, like he's home.
00:40:15I thank you for that.
00:40:16And if I can do my part to make you feel at home, too, I plan to do just that.
00:40:22I used to run with a pride.
00:40:24And today, I stand before you a proud lion.
00:40:28Proud to call you all my neighbors.
00:40:30And super proud to call Tuckerville my home.
00:40:34You want me to take him out now, Tucker?
00:40:36Yes, please.
00:40:38No, no.
00:40:38That would be far too obvious.
00:40:40Right.
00:40:41And we'd be convicted instantly in the court of public opinion.
00:40:45There's no way we'd retain power in Tuckerville if we wiped out the sheriff and city council in full view of eyewitnesses.
00:40:52We probably wouldn't even be able to salt them, season them, and gobble them down, either.
00:40:58The whole thing would be a waste.
00:41:00All right, all right, stop.
00:41:02Everybody, just stop.
00:41:05All things in due time.
00:41:07We'll get ours.
00:41:08And the new sheriff will get his.
00:41:11We just have to be sneakier about it, is all.
00:41:14Trust me, gentlemen.
00:41:15If we follow my plan to the letter, we will emerge victorious.
00:41:19We'll play the court of public opinion like a lion toys with a gazelle.
00:41:23When all is said and done, the residents of Tuckerville will hate that young sheriff, his goofy deputy, and those city council robes, while the four of us will come out smelling like roses.
00:41:37And I will be honored as the heroic leader I am.
00:41:41Heroic leader, please.
00:41:43How devious of you, Mr. Tucker.
00:41:45Such an intellectual buster you are.
00:41:48Oh, boy.
00:41:49It's like an echo chamber in here.
00:41:51Indeed, Jib.
00:41:52And now, it's time to set my plan in motion by turning the hearts and minds of these daydreaming citizens against their new sheriff.
00:42:01We'll play them like fiddles, work them like puppets, give them no choice under the guise of free choice.
00:42:08Nash, Cliff, you know what to do.
00:42:12Finally, can we stop talking and start biting?
00:42:15I'm ready.
00:42:16This is gonna be lots of fun.
00:42:20Well, if it ain't old Nash McGavin, when you get back into town, mister?
00:42:25I never left, Steel.
00:42:27What?
00:42:28But I heard you were...
00:42:29Dead?
00:42:30Heavens, no.
00:42:32I heard you were living a life of island luxury with all that bank heist money from last year.
00:42:37What bank heist money?
00:42:39Ah, gotcha.
00:42:41My beak is sealed.
00:42:43Listen, Steel, I'm sorry to say, this isn't a social call.
00:42:48I'm here on official business.
00:42:50Official business?
00:42:51What kind of official business?
00:42:54Sheriff's orders.
00:42:56You're working for the man now?
00:42:58Something like that.
00:43:00Time to shut her off, Steel.
00:43:01We're closing you down.
00:43:03Closing my...
00:43:04Wait.
00:43:05What?
00:43:06Why?
00:43:06Sheriff means direct orders.
00:43:10Said he wants you gone.
00:43:11Wants to attract more tourism.
00:43:13And your shop's an eyesore.
00:43:16An eyesore?
00:43:17But I've been this very spot for over ten years.
00:43:20I'm a staple of Tuckerville.
00:43:22Doesn't matter.
00:43:23Doesn't matter.
00:43:24Sheriff says he wants to turn a corner, get some new blood and new dollars.
00:43:28Out with the old, in with the new.
00:43:31Please, Nash, you've known me forever.
00:43:34I even hid you in the back after you tore up the saloon that one time, remember?
00:43:39Can't you put in a world on my behalf?
00:43:41Change that sheriff's mind?
00:43:43No can do, Steel.
00:43:45You don't pay my bills.
00:43:46Sheriff Maine does.
00:43:48I got little sharks to feed.
00:43:50But what will I do?
00:43:52Where will I go?
00:43:53Dunno.
00:43:54But the sheriff says you gotta be out by sundown.
00:43:57Sundown?
00:43:58What about my things?
00:43:59My tools?
00:44:00My parts?
00:44:01These?
00:44:01Wagons?
00:44:02Packin's not a quick process.
00:44:04Look, I'm not calling the shots, Steel.
00:44:07I'm just the messenger.
00:44:08Sheriff Maine's in charge.
00:44:10You got a problem?
00:44:11Take it up with him.
00:44:13Well, dang.
00:44:14Maybe I'll do just that.
00:44:16Nice knowing you, Steel.
00:44:18Happy trails to ya.
00:44:19Wherever you end up.
00:44:23Howdy, Cliff.
00:44:24What can I do you for?
00:44:25Nail file?
00:44:26Dental floss?
00:44:26Eye drops?
00:44:27Skin lotion?
00:44:28Your scales are looking a little dry there.
00:44:30I'm not here to buy, you all.
00:44:33Oh.
00:44:33Well, I ain't in the commission business no more.
00:44:36Try Bertha's boutique down that-a-way.
00:44:38Listen, you all.
00:44:40You ain't in business at all anymore.
00:44:43Huh?
00:44:43What you mean, big guy?
00:44:45I mean I'm here on the new sheriff's orders.
00:44:49And he's a-shutting you down.
00:44:52Shutting me?
00:44:54But why?
00:44:56That I don't know.
00:44:57I just do what I'm told.
00:45:00And Kid Maine told me to make sure you're cleared out of here by nightfall.
00:45:05By nightfall?
00:45:06Well, that's crazy.
00:45:08It'll take days just to box up all my goods.
00:45:11No dice, Yule.
00:45:13Sheriff says all your merchandise belongs to Tuckerville.
00:45:18If you try to walk off with so much as a toothpick, you'll be arrested for theft.
00:45:24Is this some kind of joke?
00:45:25Afraid not, Yule.
00:45:27But, but, this is nuts.
00:45:31Why do I deserve this?
00:45:32My shop's always done right by this town.
00:45:35Everybody comes here.
00:45:37It'll still be open.
00:45:38If that makes you feel any better, Tibbs is gonna run it.
00:45:42Tibbs?
00:45:44What about me?
00:45:45Look, I only know what I know, Yule.
00:45:48Sheriff Maine said something about you skimming the till.
00:45:51So you gotta go.
00:45:53Skimming the till?
00:45:54I ain't never skimmed a till in all my life.
00:45:57And it's my till anyways.
00:45:59Ain't no business of his.
00:46:01And to think, that maned punk came to me for a job when he got to town.
00:46:06And I took the time to talk to him and give him advice.
00:46:10That's the last time I waste my breath on that furry snake.
00:46:14I don't care if this whole town's excited he's here.
00:46:17I'll never support him.
00:46:19And Tibbs neither.
00:46:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:46:31I can't believe the reception we got here in the town square, kid.
00:46:49The folks loved us.
00:46:51It was nice to see, Tibbs.
00:46:53I was worried they'd throw tomatoes.
00:46:55No, Tuckerville folks are nice folks.
00:46:59They wouldn't do you like that.
00:47:00Even if they hated your guts.
00:47:03Well, there were a few disgruntled faces in the crowd.
00:47:07Oh, sure.
00:47:08Those were Mr. Tucker's lackeys.
00:47:10They don't count.
00:47:12Well, whoever's lackeys they were, they were pretty vocal.
00:47:15Came close to crashing our announcement.
00:47:17Oh, but they didn't.
00:47:18Listen, kid, you won't be able to keep them all happy all the time.
00:47:23You know what I mean?
00:47:24I know, Tibbs.
00:47:25I just want to do right by this town.
00:47:28It's opened its doors for an unloaned like me,
00:47:30and I want to put my best paw forward and give it the sheriff it deserves.
00:47:35You're a good line, kid.
00:47:37Don't you worry.
00:47:38Everyone will see that.
00:47:40Hello again, sheriff, deputy.
00:47:43Well, hi, Miss Scarlet.
00:47:45To what do we owe the honor?
00:47:46Well, kid, I'm afraid I have some bad news to report.
00:47:51We've started receiving some vehement complaints.
00:47:55Complaints?
00:47:55About what?
00:47:56I'll take care of it, whatever it is.
00:47:58Yeah, we'll squash a problem like a bug.
00:48:03The problem is with you.
00:48:06It seems some of our citizens are growing rather vocal in their dislike for your new administration, kid.
00:48:12Me?
00:48:13But, but, I just got here.
00:48:17I haven't even patrolled the town yet.
00:48:19What did I do wrong?
00:48:20I don't know quite how to broach this subject, but I'm gonna ask you a question, kid, and I want you to be honest with me.
00:48:32Of course.
00:48:33Ask me anything.
00:48:34What is it?
00:48:35Yeah, our administration is translucent.
00:48:39You mean transparent?
00:48:40Oh, yeah.
00:48:43Oh, that.
00:48:44Kid, rumor has it you've been dispatching thugs to bully our shop owners into closing their doors.
00:48:51Is this true?
00:48:54What?
00:48:54Absolutely not.
00:48:56That's ridiculous.
00:48:57I'd never do that.
00:48:58I've never bullied anyone in my life, Miss Scarlet.
00:49:01Where's this coming from?
00:49:03I think I have an idea, and I believe you, even if some of our most prominent shopkeeps don't.
00:49:11No justice.
00:49:12No peace.
00:49:13No justice.
00:49:15No peace.
00:49:16Hey, hey, ho, ho, Sheriff Maine has got to go.
00:49:22Whose streets?
00:49:23Our streets.
00:49:24Not my sheriff.
00:49:26Not my sheriff.
00:49:27Not my sheriff.
00:49:29Not my sheriff.
00:49:30Listen, there's someone shouting outside, not my sheriff.
00:49:35Not my sheriff.
00:49:37Must be the disgruntled shop owners.
00:49:40Well, this is insane.
00:49:41They're making a mistake.
00:49:42We haven't done anything wrong.
00:49:44I'm going to go out and talk to them.
00:49:45It could be dangerous, kid.
00:49:48Protests of this kind often erupt into violence if they're not handled just right.
00:49:54Yeah, be careful, dude.
00:49:56I just got this gig.
00:49:57I don't want to lose it before I even take some good selfies in uniform, much less be
00:50:02strung up in the town square for crimes I didn't commit.
00:50:06Just calm down, both of you.
00:50:08No one can argue with the truth.
00:50:10Wait here.
00:50:11I'm going to go do my job and go find out what's going on around here.
00:50:15Oh, so much for my new career.
00:50:19You guys need a janitor at the town hall?
00:50:24We reject the sheriff-elect.
00:50:26We reject the sheriff-elect.
00:50:30You must be kidding.
00:50:32What a joke.
00:50:34You must be kidding.
00:50:36What a joke.
00:50:38Hey, guys.
00:50:39Would you care to talk?
00:50:41Well, if it ain't the line line himself.
00:50:44I thought I smelled something rotten.
00:50:47I can tell you're pretty angry, but maybe I can clear things up for you.
00:50:51Why don't you tell me what's got you two in such a tizzy?
00:50:54So you can feed us more lies?
00:50:57I don't think so, outsider.
00:50:59Fool us once, shame on you.
00:51:01But fool us twice?
00:51:03Look at me, poor lonely lion.
00:51:06Homeless and alone.
00:51:08Oh, boo-hoo.
00:51:10Give me a break.
00:51:11I can't believe we fell for that bunk.
00:51:13Yeah, you're nothing but a smooth-talking crook, pal.
00:51:18You gotta get up earlier in the morning to fool a Tuckervillian.
00:51:22Trust me, guys.
00:51:23I'm not trying to fool nobody.
00:51:25That's just it.
00:51:26We don't trust you.
00:51:28And we ain't never gonna.
00:51:30You had your chance, lion kid.
00:51:32Yeah, you made your bed.
00:51:34Now you're gonna lie in it.
00:51:36Yeah.
00:51:37We want you to clear out of that sheriff's station by sundown.
00:51:41By order of the citizens of the great town of Tuckerville.
00:51:49Hello, Monty.
00:51:51How goes it, my friend?
00:51:53Pretty good, Mr. Tucker.
00:51:54That was quite a meeting we had in the town square, eh?
00:51:57And how about them cookies?
00:51:59Woo!
00:51:59Miss Claire Bell really outdid herself this time.
00:52:02Yes.
00:52:03It certainly was.
00:52:05Something, wasn't it?
00:52:07I'll say.
00:52:09Good to see you again.
00:52:10What brings you by?
00:52:13Oh.
00:52:14Uh.
00:52:15Is there bad news?
00:52:17Yes.
00:52:18I'm afraid so, Monty.
00:52:19Oh, drat.
00:52:21Here I am, being all jovial and whatnot, talking about all them delicious cookies, and you're here about a death in the family.
00:52:28I'm sorry, Mr. Tucker.
00:52:30I didn't mean to be insensitive.
00:52:32Please, forgive me.
00:52:34No worries, Monty.
00:52:35Monty.
00:52:35If I may ask, who is it that passed?
00:52:38Technically, your operation passed, Monty.
00:52:41Come again?
00:52:42Monty.
00:52:42I'm afraid that your services are no longer required, per the new sheriff.
00:52:48My services aren't, but I'm an undertaker.
00:52:52My services are always required.
00:52:54Not anymore, they're not.
00:52:56Official orders from the new Tuckerville Sheriff's Department.
00:52:59You are to close your doors immediately.
00:53:01I'm so sorry it has to end like this, Monty.
00:53:05Sheriff Maine is intent on raiding your building, chaining the doors, and arresting you if you objected.
00:53:11He what?
00:53:12But I met the new sheriff.
00:53:14He seemed cool.
00:53:15Yes, I thought so too.
00:53:17But sometimes, our appearances are not as they seem.
00:53:21Well, I'll be.
00:53:23I don't know what to say.
00:53:24Unfortunately, there's nothing to say, Monty.
00:53:27You must clear out of this building by sundown.
00:53:29And any return to the premises after this notice will result in your arrest and prosecution, per Sheriff Maine.
00:53:36Are you kidding?
00:53:37After all I've done for this town, this is how he treats me?
00:53:41That lowlife lion.
00:53:44He's gonna get what's coming to him.
00:53:45You mark my words.
00:53:47We're very sorry, Monty.
00:53:50Oh, if you need work, Monty, I'll gladly hire you on with our room service staff at my hotel.
00:53:56It doesn't pay much, but it's something.
00:53:58Uh, thanks, Mr. Tucker, but no thanks.
00:54:02I'm an undertaker.
00:54:03It's all I know how to do.
00:54:05I wouldn't be any happier bussing dishes in a hotel than I would be cleaning cages in a feline shelter.
00:54:10I hear you.
00:54:12This is some slap in the snout, let me tell you.
00:54:14You know, me and a lot of other folks out there thought it'd be neat to have a new sheriff.
00:54:18But, now that we got one, I miss the days when it was just you calling the shots, Mr. Tucker.
00:54:25Why, thank you for the vote of confidence, Monty.
00:54:29I assure you, I'll do everything in my power to reclaim our beloved Tuckerville and return things to the way they were.
00:54:35Now get packing, Monty.
00:54:37It'll be dark soon, and you need to get going.
00:54:39Because we don't want to see that dastardly sheriff arrest you.
00:54:43Right.
00:54:44If this is how he treats good citizens, there's no telling how he treats prisoners in the jail.
00:54:49Unbelievable.
00:54:50Despicable.
00:54:51It certainly is.
00:54:52Ah, okay, okay, I'm going.
00:54:55But you haven't heard the last of Monty the Undertaker.
00:54:59I can't believe Mr. Tucker would actually go to these loony lengths to undermine a new sheriff.
00:55:06But when I really stopped to think about it, I know you're telling us the truth, kid.
00:55:11Thank you, Yule.
00:55:12I believe in this town's potential, and your belief in me means more than you know.
00:55:17Now that's something that was fishy about the whole thing from the get-go.
00:55:21It just didn't quite gel in my mind.
00:55:23Plus, as a shop owner, I've seen Tucker pull some sneaky underhanded tricks in the name of business over the years.
00:55:30You don't know the half of it, Steel.
00:55:34As a town council member, I've seen Mr. Tucker say and do things that would make your feathers ruffle.
00:55:41Well, this whole thing here stinks.
00:55:43Even if we open everyone's eyes to the fact that Tucker's up to no good, how do we combat him?
00:55:50He's got all the cash, all the cronies, and all the commercial property in town.
00:55:58He can pull the plug at any time.
00:56:00Just like he's doing now.
00:56:03We don't even have horses, for crying out loud.
00:56:06Oh, we're old foot.
00:56:08Horses are banned in this town.
00:56:10Doesn't like seeing folks ride other folks.
00:56:13He's a donkey.
00:56:15He's sensitive that way.
00:56:16If only we had a proper way to uphold the law and combat those crooks.
00:56:20Hey, uh, Sheriff.
00:56:22If it's the way you need, why don't you meet me at the wagon station?
00:56:26I've been working on a little labor of love after hours.
00:56:29Something the world's never seen before.
00:56:31And she's just about ready to fly.
00:56:35Yikes!
00:56:36Uh, did you hear that?
00:56:38What was that?
00:56:39I think someone's following us.
00:56:42Nobody's following us, Tibbs.
00:56:43Just stay calm and act casual, all right?
00:56:45If we look like we're up to something, they'll know we're up to something.
00:56:50Hey, Waylon.
00:56:51We haven't seen you around the station lately.
00:56:53Where have you been?
00:56:54Around.
00:56:55Is it true?
00:56:56Is what true?
00:56:57That you guys ratted me out to Nash.
00:56:59What?
00:57:00No.
00:57:01We'd never do that to you, Waylon.
00:57:03That's not what I heard.
00:57:05I heard you guys ratted me out for a few coins.
00:57:09Now I gotta get out of town fast, or else pay Nash what I owe him.
00:57:14Or he's gonna work me over good.
00:57:16Listen, Waylon.
00:57:17We'd never do that.
00:57:18Not to you or to anyone else.
00:57:20I'd put a stop to anybody shaking anybody down.
00:57:23Like you put a stop to the general store?
00:57:26And the wagon shop?
00:57:28And the undertaker?
00:57:29We didn't do any of those things.
00:57:32Tucker's telling lies about us to turn the town against Sheriff Maine.
00:57:36And regain power.
00:57:38Wait.
00:57:39Are you serious?
00:57:40I'm afraid so.
00:57:41We're on our way to see something right now that might help us overcome Tucker and his goons.
00:57:47Really?
00:57:48What is it?
00:57:49We don't know.
00:57:53Hey, Steel.
00:57:54Here we are.
00:57:55High noon.
00:57:56Just like you said.
00:57:58And there she is.
00:58:00My well-kept secret.
00:58:02Ain't she a beauty?
00:58:03Wow.
00:58:04You built that yourself still?
00:58:07Yep.
00:58:07After hours over the years.
00:58:09A few parts from here.
00:58:11A few parts from there.
00:58:12Some parts are even created from scratch.
00:58:14She's a real coal-powered beauty.
00:58:17One of a kind.
00:58:18Sort of.
00:58:19Wow.
00:58:21This is incredible.
00:58:23Check out that view.
00:58:24I wish I could.
00:58:27But I'm terrified.
00:58:29I didn't know you were so afraid of heights, Tibbs.
00:58:31Neither did I.
00:58:33You learn something new every day.
00:58:36It's going to be okay, buddy.
00:58:37This thing's rock solid.
00:58:39Don't rock it.
00:58:41Don't rock it.
00:58:42I'm not, Tibbs.
00:58:44I'm not.
00:58:45Just enjoy the ride, deputy.
00:58:47Woo-hoo!
00:58:48Everything's going according to my plan, gentlemen.
00:59:00One by one, the citizens of Tuckerville are turning against that rookie sheriff.
00:59:06Soon, he'll have no support whatsoever.
00:59:08And then, we'll run him off.
00:59:10Just like we did to the last fool who carried that badge.
00:59:14And this town will once again be mine.
00:59:16And mine alone.
00:59:17Which reminds me, Tucker.
00:59:20When do I get paid?
00:59:22You get paid when the job is done, Nash.
00:59:25Just like always.
00:59:26As soon as the sheriff and his deficient deputy are gone, I'll cut your check, Nash.
00:59:31Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:59:32I didn't agree to a check.
00:59:34Checks get taxed.
00:59:35I work for cash and cash only.
00:59:38You hear me?
00:59:39Gold hard cash.
00:59:41Yes, of course.
00:59:42You'll be paid in cash.
00:59:43This is a non-issue.
00:59:44Come on now.
00:59:45I agree.
00:59:46Method of payment is a non-issue.
00:59:48Nobody asked you, nerdy.
00:59:50I mean, attorney.
00:59:52Can we just stop this squabbling and focus on the task at hand, please?
00:59:57Jeb, do me a favor and chime in when you're spoken to, all right?
01:00:01But I...
01:00:01Jeb, when spoken to?
01:00:03Yes, Mr. Tucker, of course.
01:00:06Are we expecting company?
01:00:08Uh, maybe it's pizza.
01:00:11Come in.
01:00:13Monty, what are you still doing in Tuckerville?
01:00:16Jeb, what did I say?
01:00:18Right.
01:00:18I got news to report, Mr. Tucker.
01:00:20You might find it real interesting.
01:00:23Oh?
01:00:24Uh, what is it, Monty?
01:00:25I overheard Steele and Ewel talking about the sheriff.
01:00:28I'll bet you did.
01:00:30Ha, ha.
01:00:30Is their hatred boiling over?
01:00:32Are they planning to storm the station and overthrow him?
01:00:35No.
01:00:36In fact, just the opposite.
01:00:38They're thick as thieves.
01:00:40What?
01:00:40They were all set to rendezvous at the old wagon station.
01:00:43I saw them with my own eyes.
01:00:45I'm telling you, they're up to something.
01:00:47Steele, eh?
01:00:48At the wagon station?
01:00:50I think I know exactly what they're up to.
01:00:53Cliff, to the rooftop at once.
01:00:55If those pretenders and peasants think they can operate behind my back,
01:00:59they're in for the shock of their lives.
01:01:01What about me, Mr. Tucker?
01:01:03Shall I?
01:01:04You stay here, Jeb.
01:01:05Safe to say everyone's sick of you.
01:01:07And so am I.
01:01:09But...
01:01:09Nash, you stay with him.
01:01:11Keep the doors locked in case this is a trick.
01:01:13And if we're not back in an hour, destroy the books.
01:01:16Will do, Mr. Tucker.
01:01:18Where are you going?
01:01:19To the roof.
01:01:20And get Cliff up there ASAP.
01:01:22We got a rebellion to crush.
01:01:33What a town Tuckerville is, Tibbs.
01:01:36Sky Turn.
01:01:37The town's name is Sky Turn.
01:01:40Right.
01:01:41I was struck by it the moment I arrived.
01:01:43But seeing it all from up here gives me a whole different appreciation.
01:01:48Oh, I'll take your word for it, kid.
01:01:53I'm afraid to look.
01:01:55Oh, don't be.
01:01:56We have almost enough coal for you to go clear around the world.
01:01:59Nothing can go wrong.
01:02:01Ah-ha!
01:02:02Looks like you're flying without fastened seatbelts, Sheriff.
01:02:11I'm gonna have to pull you over and check your license and registration.
01:02:14Very funny, Tucker.
01:02:16I'm not laughing, lion kid.
01:02:18And if you don't ground that vessel right now, we'll ground it for you.
01:02:21Oh, no.
01:02:23Don't do that, Mr. Tucker.
01:02:25We'll land.
01:02:27We'll land.
01:02:29Take us down, kid.
01:02:30Please.
01:02:32Please.
01:02:32I don't think so.
01:02:35What?
01:02:36No, kid.
01:02:38Listen.
01:02:38Let's just land and have it out on the ground.
01:02:41Not up here.
01:02:42Not all the way up here.
01:02:46Best listen to your deputy, Sheriff.
01:02:48He knows me better than you do.
01:02:50He knows full well what I'm capable of.
01:02:53I've tried everything to get along with you.
01:02:55Make this a smooth transition.
01:02:58And do things the right way, Tucker.
01:03:00But it's clear to me now that you don't want peace.
01:03:04I don't need peace with you, little lion.
01:03:07I've run this town.
01:03:08I've always run this town.
01:03:10I always will run this town.
01:03:13Now, I'm gonna take you both down.
01:03:16No.
01:03:17Please don't, Mr. Tucker.
01:03:19Save it, Tibbs.
01:03:20He's gonna have to catch us first.
01:03:22Hang on.
01:03:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:03:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, boy, can this thing go.
01:03:34Catch us if you can, Tucker.
01:03:36Don't worry, Sheriff.
01:03:38I will.
01:03:39I'm not too heavy for this ship, am I, Mr. Tucker?
01:03:42Of course not, Cliff.
01:03:44We just burned more coal fuel to keep up our speed with you on board.
01:03:48Oh, okay.
01:03:50I'm coming for you, kid.
01:03:51There's nowhere to run.
01:03:53Nowhere to hide
01:03:57Oh
01:03:59Dear look up there is that
01:04:03And Mr. Tucker pray for their safety miss Clarabelle
01:04:13This is madness Tucker a silly disagreement is not worth risking our lives for a stop while you still can
01:04:20Yeah, I could say the same to you kid
01:04:22But it'll be far more fun to watch you crash and I plan to keep you running in circles until you do just that
01:04:29Take a good look at the town because it'll be your last
01:04:38What the blue heaven look what the tarnation are they doing up there?
01:04:43If we keep flying in circles Tucker you're get yourself in as much trouble as us
01:04:48Let's land and settle this like adults
01:04:50Yeah, I'm all for that
01:04:52How considerate of you sheriff?
01:04:54Only you're not an adult you're just a lion cub whereas I am a full-grown jackass
01:05:00You can say that again
01:05:02Listen take it down Tucker you're overloaded your fuels running low
01:05:07Are you saying my friend cliff is too big to fly?
01:05:10Too big to fly how insensitive
01:05:12He'll pay for that
01:05:14Oh, I think he's right mr. Tucker your ships making funny noises
01:05:18Nonsense this is a state-of-the-art vessel capable of round-the-world flight at record speeds it can handle anything you hear me anything
01:05:26Tucker pull closer save yourselves you can both climb aboard before that ship goes down
01:05:32What? What about our weight limit?
01:05:36No way kid the day I let a lion cub rescue me is the day I
01:05:40Um, uh, Mr. Tucker
01:05:50Uh-oh that doesn't look good
01:05:53Nope sure doesn't
01:05:54Are they crashing?
01:05:59Mr. Tucker
01:06:00Yep, they crashed
01:06:01I'm still getting paid, right?
01:06:12And so on behalf of the Tuckerville Town Council and all of our fine Tuckerville residents
01:06:20In light of your selfless courage in the face of great danger
01:06:25I present the two of you
01:06:27Sheriff Kidmane and Deputy Tibbs
01:06:31With the hard-earned and well-deserved medals of valor
01:06:37Save, save, save
01:06:41Ah
01:06:42Wow, okay
01:06:44Okay
01:06:45I didn't uh
01:06:46I-I didn't
01:06:48Ha ha
01:06:49Thank you
01:06:50Thank you
01:06:51Thank you, thank you, thank you
01:06:52Quiet!
01:06:53Quiet!
01:06:54Everyone!
01:06:55Please let the Sheriff speak!
01:06:57Thank you
01:06:58I-I-I
01:06:59Um, I didn't know if we'd even get to this point, you know?
01:07:02I wasn't sure if y'all liked me
01:07:04Heck, I wasn't sure if we'd even get the chance to get to know each other
01:07:07But I'm happy to say
01:07:09I think we will now
01:07:11Okay
01:07:14Thank you
01:07:15From the bottom of my heart, thank you
01:07:17I won't waste a lot of your time
01:07:19I just want to say a couple more things
01:07:22With any job like this
01:07:24There's going to be good times and there's going to be bumps in the road
01:07:27But like I said before
01:07:29I look forward to serving Tuckerville in good times and in bad
01:07:34And along with Deputy Tibbs here
01:07:36I'm excited to get to know and work for each and every one of yous
01:07:39Not the least of which being our town's hard working founder
01:07:44Mr. Tucker!
01:07:47He's okay
01:07:48He's right over there
01:07:49And he'd like to speak to you all himself
01:07:52Let's give Mr. Tucker a nice round of applause
01:07:56Hello everyone
01:08:01I know I haven't always been the nicest donkey in town
01:08:06Oh poor Russ
01:08:07The jackasses turned nice
01:08:09Yeah
01:08:10He hit his way ahead on the way down
01:08:12Woke up as sweet as a newborn chick
01:08:15Nor have I always played fair
01:08:17Careful what you say
01:08:18Don't leave yourself open to any liability
01:08:20But I'm here today to express my desire to make amends
01:08:25Not amends
01:08:26Don't say amends
01:08:27Shut up, Jim
01:08:29As you all know
01:08:31Things have been pretty crazy around here lately
01:08:34There have been a lot of untruths told
01:08:37And petty rivalries too
01:08:40But I'd like to say
01:08:42Sheriff Maine played no part in that
01:08:45It was all my doing
01:08:48Sheriff Maine also did his best
01:08:51To extend an olive branch of peace to me and my office
01:08:54But sadly he was rebuffed
01:08:57I chose to foster conflict instead of friendship
01:09:01And I dragged all of you into it
01:09:03Without your knowledge
01:09:05For that, I sincerely apologize
01:09:08If nothing else
01:09:10It illustrates my painful shortcomings as a leader
01:09:13And underscores the reality that Tuckerville
01:09:16Now has a leader worthy of its admiration
01:09:22As some of you may have heard
01:09:25I suffered an air accident earlier today
01:09:27It was frightening to say the least
01:09:30Sheriff Maine and Deputy Tibbs didn't have to save me from the wreckage
01:09:34But they did
01:09:36And for that I
01:09:38I am forever indebted
01:09:40If there's anything I can do to make their job easier at any stage
01:09:46I'll gladly offer my full service and support
01:09:49Thank you, Sheriff
01:09:51Thank you, Deputy
01:09:53And a very belated welcome to Tuckerville
01:09:59This donkey better get his head checked
01:10:01Why did you take responsibility?
01:10:03We're gonna be sued for sure after that
01:10:05Oh, oh, shut up, Jeb
01:10:08And to speak
01:10:13For��and
01:10:14Again
01:10:18What a hell
01:10:19You make fun
01:10:22Mayora
01:10:23Even more
01:10:24Mayora
01:10:25With
01:10:27complaints
01:10:28Forget
01:10:29Most
01:10:30many
01:10:31Mayora