- 6 months ago
Watch The Pill, a quirky romantic comedy-drama directed by J.C. Khoury, starring Rachel Boston and Noah Bean. After a one-night stand in New York City, neurotic Fred panics when he realizes Mindy isn’t on birth control. He spends the next 12 hours ensuring she takes both doses of the morning-after pill, leading to awkward misadventures, emotional revelations, and unexpected romantic sparks.
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00:02:00So I say, like, I've never been to China.
00:02:03And if either of us has been to China, then we drank.
00:02:06Have you been to China? This doesn't count.
00:02:08I haven't been to China, so I wouldn't do it.
00:02:10I've never been to prison.
00:02:12I let you off the hook.
00:02:14You've never been to prison.
00:02:16A couple parking tickets here and there, but never ended up in...
00:02:18You paid them.
00:02:20No boot.
00:02:20Always.
00:02:21I've never had a brother or a sister.
00:02:28Two.
00:02:29I thought so.
00:02:29Brother and a sister.
00:02:31You got me.
00:02:32Mm-hmm.
00:02:35I've never been to grad school.
00:02:42You and your little button-up shirt there?
00:02:44No.
00:02:44Um, I've never...
00:02:49I'm gonna get you.
00:02:50I've never, uh...
00:02:53I've never crashed a car.
00:02:57Really?
00:02:58Mm-hmm.
00:02:58Everyone was okay?
00:02:59There was no...
00:02:59Yeah, I broke my finger.
00:03:01Oh, God.
00:03:02Oh, my God.
00:03:02That's disgusting.
00:03:04I know.
00:03:05That's all that happened.
00:03:06That's an unnatural angle.
00:03:07Okay, um...
00:03:09This one had better get you drinking.
00:03:11I've never made out in my parents' bedroom.
00:03:17Yes!
00:03:17I got one!
00:03:19I got it.
00:03:23Oh, my God.
00:03:28Okay.
00:03:28I got it.
00:03:30Um, I've never...
00:03:34Sucked a dick.
00:03:37Sucked a dick.
00:03:43Sucked a dick.
00:03:44Sucked a dick.
00:03:47Oh.
00:03:49That was a good one.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:03:55Oh, my God.
00:03:58I gotta go to the bathroom so bad.
00:04:03I have to go to the bathroom so bad, okay?
00:04:06Stay here.
00:04:06Okay.
00:04:07I'll go to the bathroom.
00:04:08Okay?
00:04:09I'm stuck.
00:04:09Oh, I'm stuck on you.
00:04:11Oh, God.
00:04:12Oh, my God.
00:04:13Oh, my God.
00:04:14I'm stuck on you.
00:04:16You're stuck on me.
00:04:17Jesus.
00:04:27Jesus.
00:04:28Jesus.
00:04:28Oh.
00:04:33Oh.
00:04:34Oh, my God.
00:05:04So, I think I've got to go.
00:05:28Okay.
00:05:30Nobody's stopping you.
00:05:34Yeah, um, I saw a condom in your wastebasket, and it kind of freaked me out, so I think it might be best if I just leave now.
00:06:04I have a roommate, you know.
00:06:13That's your roommate's condom?
00:06:15Well, her boyfriend's in town.
00:06:17Well, she's not here right now, so we don't have to whisper.
00:06:20Hold on.
00:06:30Hold on.
00:06:32Hold on.
00:06:34Hold on.
00:06:36Hold on.
00:06:37Oh.
00:06:38Wait a second.
00:06:39Yeah.
00:06:40Wait a second.
00:06:42Hold on.
00:06:44Hold on.
00:06:46Hold on.
00:06:48Wait a second.
00:06:49Okay.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Okay.
00:06:52No, no, I got it.
00:06:53I got it.
00:06:54I got it.
00:06:55Hold on.
00:06:56Wait one second.
00:06:57Okay.
00:06:58Okay.
00:06:59Okay.
00:07:00Okay.
00:07:01All right.
00:07:02There you go.
00:07:03Millie?
00:07:07Oh.
00:07:08Mmhmm.
00:07:12Hey...
00:07:13Hey, hey.
00:07:14Mindi?
00:07:16Mindi?
00:07:20Mindi?
00:07:22Mindy?
00:07:52Mindy?
00:08:22Mindy?
00:08:24Yes.
00:08:26No.
00:08:31Yes, sir.
00:08:36Wait a minute.
00:08:38You feel so good.
00:08:42Oh.
00:08:44I don't have a condom on.
00:08:46Just go with it.
00:08:47I...
00:08:53Where? Where?
00:08:59Where?
00:09:17Where?
00:09:19What?
00:09:21Oh, my God.
00:09:51Hey.
00:09:59Hey, are you awake?
00:10:01No.
00:10:03No.
00:10:04Mm-mm.
00:10:07I just want to...
00:10:10I want to make sure everything was okay.
00:10:14Mm-mm.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:17Mm-mm.
00:10:20All right.
00:10:21So, I mean, everything's cool.
00:10:27Everything is good.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:34Because, you know, I know that we didn't use a condom last night, so I just want to make sure, you know?
00:10:44You felt amazing.
00:10:47I need more sleepy time.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:54Well, just remember to take your contraception thing.
00:11:02Contraceptive.
00:11:05The, um...
00:11:05Pill.
00:11:09Pill.
00:11:09Pill thing you take.
00:11:11What pill?
00:11:12What pill?
00:11:16The...
00:11:17You know, the pill and the little round thing.
00:11:22I want to do anything, that pill.
00:11:24I'm not on any pills.
00:11:30You're not on the pill?
00:11:31Oh, you mean the pill.
00:11:36Yeah.
00:11:37The pill.
00:11:38Yeah.
00:11:42The pill.
00:11:43Mm, I'm not on that.
00:11:46Are you serious?
00:11:48Yeah, I'm Catholic.
00:11:50You...
00:11:51You're what?
00:11:53The religion with the Pope.
00:11:55Wait, hold on.
00:12:00Wait a minute.
00:12:01Let me get this straight.
00:12:02Okay, we had unprotected sex last night.
00:12:06I came inside of you, and you were not on the pill?
00:12:16Are you...
00:12:17Are you kidding?
00:12:18There's nothing to worry about.
00:12:20I know my body.
00:12:21I'm not ovulating.
00:12:21Okay, how do you know your body, huh?
00:12:23Does it come with an instruction manual?
00:12:25No, you smartass.
00:12:29I'm in touch with myself, and I know I'm not ovulating.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:33You just had your period.
00:12:35Yeah.
00:12:36Great.
00:12:36How many days ago?
00:12:39Please, please, I'm sorry.
00:12:41Just, uh, you know, kind of put my mind at rest.
00:12:45Okay.
00:12:46All right.
00:12:47What was the question?
00:12:48How many days ago did you have your period?
00:12:51Um, what is today?
00:12:54Seven days?
00:12:56Eleven days?
00:12:57Eleven days since the start of your last period?
00:13:00Since the end, I think.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:07Um, okay.
00:13:09That's not a big deal.
00:13:10We are just gonna have to go to the pharmacy and get the morning after pill.
00:13:18Baby, there's nothing to worry about.
00:13:21I'm not pregnant, and I'll come back to sleep.
00:13:24I just really think we should get the morning after pill.
00:13:36I'm not taking any pill.
00:13:42I can't...
00:13:43I'm sorry.
00:13:44I can't believe this.
00:13:45I can't believe this.
00:13:46You held me inside of you.
00:13:48You should have put on a condom.
00:13:49Look, I...
00:13:50I was asleep and aroused, and I woke up and you mounted me.
00:13:56Oh, please.
00:13:57I am so sorry you got laid last night.
00:14:00You...
00:14:00What?
00:14:02You lied to me.
00:14:03How did I lie to you?
00:14:04The act of holding me inside of you was an act of lying.
00:14:08It implied that you were protected, and I didn't need to use, you know, any kind of pulling out method.
00:14:14Baby, I didn't want you to pull out.
00:14:17But...
00:14:17You're not on the pill.
00:14:19Why would you want me to come inside of you?
00:14:21Because I wanted us to feel close.
00:14:30We're going to the pharmacy.
00:14:33I'm not killing a life with some abortion pill.
00:14:36That's against my beliefs.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:40Yep.
00:14:40Then, um...
00:14:42So what are you saying?
00:14:43You're saying that if you...
00:14:45If you were pregnant...
00:14:48You would, um...
00:14:52Of course I would have the baby.
00:14:56Wouldn't you?
00:14:57So, it's basically the same thing as the regular pill, but a higher dose.
00:15:08So no hypothetical baby, which, which, you know, probably doesn't even exist, is going to be aborted.
00:15:15Now, there it is at pharmacy two blocks away.
00:15:17So we'll go there.
00:15:18I will pay for it.
00:15:20And then we can take it and just put this whole thing behind us.
00:15:22No, it'll make me all sick and crazy with hormones, like when I used to take birth control.
00:15:29I thought Catholics aren't allowed to take birth control.
00:15:33That's why I realized it's not right for me.
00:15:36Okay, wait, wait a minute.
00:15:37So it wasn't right for you because it made you sick or because it conflicted with your beliefs?
00:15:42Why are you interrogating me?
00:15:44Uh, sorry, your, your roommate is a girl, correct?
00:15:48Why does that matter?
00:15:50I'm sure that she can listen to the facts and, you know...
00:15:53I have a confession to make.
00:15:56I don't have a roommate.
00:16:00I used to, but now I live alone.
00:16:07Wow.
00:16:08Okay, then the, the condom in your wastebasket, that means that that condom is your condom.
00:16:16Yes.
00:16:17Well, no.
00:16:17I mean, it's not mine.
00:16:19I didn't, he used it, but...
00:16:22Unbelievable.
00:16:23You lied to me.
00:16:24So because I had sex with somebody else, now I'm a whore.
00:16:27No.
00:16:28Oh, come on, please.
00:16:29That's not what I'm saying, okay?
00:16:30I'm just saying, how am I supposed to believe you when you say you're not ovulating if you
00:16:35lied about the condom and having a roommate?
00:16:36I can't be lying about ovulating.
00:16:38How would I know if I was ovulating?
00:16:40I, I thought that you just said you know your body.
00:16:42You are making me very, I mean, maybe I'm about to start my period.
00:16:47Maybe I'm having my period right now because I'm very hormonal.
00:16:50This morning, you've got me very worked up.
00:16:57Now, you're sure that you're not ovulating?
00:17:01I am sure.
00:17:02Are you pretty sure or are you very sure?
00:17:04I am pretty very sure.
00:17:10Fuck me.
00:17:11You are pregnant.
00:17:12I am not.
00:17:13I just, I can't believe, I mean, why did you wear a condom with the other guy and then
00:17:18not with me?
00:17:19Because I like you and I wanted it to feel good for you and you had trouble with the
00:17:22condom and I didn't want it getting in the way.
00:17:24I just, I cannot believe that you went, you would have sex with two guys back to back like
00:17:29that.
00:17:29I mean, I should probably get out of here, right?
00:17:30I'm sure the next guy is coming in any minute now, right?
00:17:33Gosh, where is he?
00:17:40You are such an asshole.
00:17:43I just got out of a long-term relationship and I am not in a very good emotional place
00:17:49and I do not appreciate being judged right now.
00:17:54You're right.
00:17:55I'm sorry.
00:17:56I've got to...
00:17:58I just, um...
00:18:10I am very shaken up right now and I apologize for that.
00:18:17Yeah.
00:18:18Do you trust me?
00:18:22I want to trust you.
00:18:26I really do.
00:18:27But I need to be given, you know, a little assurance.
00:18:37Right?
00:18:41And I just want you to know that I had more fun with you last night than I have had with
00:18:46anyone in a very long time.
00:18:48And I didn't expect that.
00:19:09Hi.
00:19:10Hi.
00:19:11How can I help you?
00:19:12Uh, we need the morning-after pill.
00:19:15I just need to see a picture ID from you.
00:19:21I'll be right back.
00:19:25Whoa.
00:19:29Hold on one second.
00:19:36Okay.
00:19:39Here is the pill and water.
00:19:45And we are ready for liftoff.
00:19:59Look, I'm serious.
00:20:01Really.
00:20:01I mean, look, it says on the package right here, the sooner you take it after intercourse,
00:20:07the more effective it is.
00:20:08Wow, you really can't get this over with quick enough.
00:20:12What?
00:20:12You're going to make me do it in front of the pharmacist?
00:20:14No.
00:20:15Hey, look, I just, I want to put this part behind us so we can, you know.
00:20:21Happy?
00:20:34Is it down?
00:20:36Let me see the tongue.
00:20:38Let me see the tongue.
00:20:41Yes, it's down.
00:20:42I'm happy.
00:20:43I'm very happy.
00:20:43We just passed our first obstacle.
00:20:46Yes.
00:20:47Woo!
00:20:47That's the spirit.
00:20:49Good work.
00:20:50Mmm.
00:20:52I'm starving.
00:20:53Why don't we go get something to eat?
00:20:55Uh, yeah.
00:20:56And do some breakfast?
00:20:56Sure.
00:20:57Or, um, oh, shit.
00:21:00Today's not great.
00:21:01You want to just do, uh, let's do breakfast another day.
00:21:04Oh.
00:21:06Are you serious?
00:21:08What?
00:21:08We haven't even walked out of the pharmacy and you're already blowing me off?
00:21:13No, I'm not blowing you off.
00:21:14I just, you know, I, I, it's just, I, I've got a bunch of stuff to do today.
00:21:19A bunch of stuff to do?
00:21:20Yeah, well, it's, you know, stuff that I told you about that I had to do.
00:21:24Hey, look, I'm, I mean, we're going to hang out, of course.
00:21:28It's just, you know, it's not a great time today, right?
00:21:31Now, let's do it later in the week.
00:21:34What?
00:21:34You never even asked for my number.
00:21:36Oh, can I, can I get your number?
00:21:41No.
00:21:42You know what?
00:21:43Just forget it.
00:21:45What the?
00:21:46Mindy, come on.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:5045.99.
00:21:52Jeez.
00:21:55Lady trouble, huh?
00:21:57Yeah.
00:21:58She should take the first one as soon as possible and the second one 12 hours later.
00:22:04What's the second one?
00:22:04Emergency contraceptive is two pills.
00:22:07She needs to take both doses.
00:22:12She should eat something with each dose or she may vomit.
00:22:15If she vomits, she'll have to repeat the dose.
00:22:17Side effects include nausea, dizziness, headaches.
00:22:21Play safe.
00:22:21Hey!
00:22:22Mindy, Mindy, wait up.
00:22:37Wait up, wait up.
00:22:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:39Mindy, look, I'm so, I just, I want to apologize for my behavior back there.
00:22:44You acted like an asshole.
00:22:45Yeah, I know, I know.
00:22:46And I want you to know that I think breakfast is a wonderful idea.
00:22:49Yeah, well, I'm not hungry.
00:22:50Okay, hey, listen, look.
00:22:54Please.
00:22:55Please.
00:22:57Don't go back to bed angry with me.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:13How you doing, buddy?
00:23:19We are starving.
00:23:20What can come out really fast?
00:23:22Eggs.
00:23:23Eggs.
00:23:23That's wonderful.
00:23:24We'll have two orders of scrambled eggs with bacon and toast.
00:23:27I'll just have coffee.
00:23:28Uh, no.
00:23:28Two orders and two coffees.
00:23:30I'm fine with just coffee.
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:33Just bring it all.
00:23:34We're going to work it out.
00:23:36Hey, listen.
00:23:37What was that?
00:23:37These are my makeup eggs.
00:23:38I'm fine with just makeup coffee.
00:23:40No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:41Somehow that doesn't feel substantial enough, you know?
00:23:44I feel better buying you a meal.
00:23:45And I appreciate that and I'm not going to eat it.
00:23:47Drinking coffee on an empty stomach is a very bad idea.
00:23:51Why are you my nutritionist all of a sudden?
00:23:54Okay, look.
00:23:56After you left, the pharmacist said that you shouldn't take the pill on an empty stomach
00:24:00because then you might throw up and then you have to repeat the dose.
00:24:03And then he also told me that you...
00:24:04So that's why you came back for me?
00:24:07What?
00:24:08Oh.
00:24:08No.
00:24:09No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:10No, no.
00:24:10I came back because I wanted to apologize for my stupid behavior and to get to know you better.
00:24:17You are such a liar.
00:24:19Okay, all right, look.
00:24:21Okay?
00:24:23I promise you, I will not mention the pill again if you just take a couple bites.
00:24:31Come on.
00:24:32Here we go.
00:24:36Don't...
00:24:37Don't make me feed you.
00:24:38I don't want to play airplane with you.
00:24:41Come on.
00:24:47Good.
00:24:48See?
00:24:48You know, since you got me up so early, maybe you can do me a favor.
00:25:06I need to help moving some stuff from my old apartment.
00:25:11Yeah, that's great.
00:25:13That's a...
00:25:13Totally.
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:14You sure?
00:25:15Of course.
00:25:16Yeah, I'd love to help.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:47Fred, this is Jim, my old roommate.
00:26:02Jim, this is Fred.
00:26:04I'm just here to pick up the rest of my stuff, so...
00:26:07Should only be a few minutes.
00:26:17How do you know Mindy?
00:26:23Uh, we're friends.
00:26:27Friends?
00:26:29Yeah, friends.
00:26:31Sort of, well, more maybe acquaintances.
00:26:36When did you guys meet?
00:26:38Uh, well, we, um...
00:26:41It was sort of a...
00:26:43It was a...
00:26:44Not so long ago.
00:26:45Feels like a long time ago.
00:26:47But, uh...
00:26:49Uh...
00:26:50Where?
00:26:52Oh, just, uh...
00:26:55Like at a party.
00:26:58Kind of...
00:27:01Uh...
00:27:04At a party?
00:27:06What party?
00:27:08Just like a party party.
00:27:14Was alcohol there?
00:27:17I...
00:27:18I...
00:27:19There was some alcohol involved.
00:27:25I understand.
00:27:32Here we want a second, okay, buddy?
00:27:33Who the fuck is that?
00:27:38Why is he in my living room and he fucking has his shoes on?
00:27:42We are just...
00:27:43I'm picking up my bag.
00:27:45I have three...
00:27:45We're just...
00:27:46I'm...
00:27:46Why are you being dishonest right now?
00:27:48I'm not being dishonest.
00:27:49I'm just...
00:27:50I'm not...
00:27:50Why?
00:27:51I just have to get out of here.
00:27:54Um...
00:27:54I don't know where the other bag is.
00:27:56Do you know where that is?
00:27:57Wait.
00:27:58Like, sit down.
00:27:59I'm not sitting down.
00:27:59Sit down.
00:28:00Sit down and talk to me.
00:28:01I'm not gonna do...
00:28:02Okay.
00:28:05Can you go into the bedroom and get the other suitcase?
00:28:08I can't deal with him anymore.
00:28:09What?
00:28:10No, no.
00:28:10I don't...
00:28:10I should not...
00:28:11He's harmless.
00:28:12Trust me.
00:28:12I can't deal with you.
00:28:42I can't deal with you.
00:29:12Just...
00:29:13Just chill with a bro for a second, man.
00:29:15Just kick it with a bro real quick.
00:29:17I did so much for her.
00:29:40Well, you know, man, sometimes relationships, they sizzle, and then they fizzle.
00:29:55You know, I would call her every day at work and tell her I loved her.
00:30:02I would wait in line for hours.
00:30:08I was at the Shake Shack just to get her what she wanted.
00:30:12And I never cheated on her.
00:30:16And many times that I could have was a neighborhood.
00:30:21She always wanted to fuck me.
00:30:22I kept turning her down.
00:30:24And it was this chick at my job.
00:30:25And I got fucked these bitches, man.
00:30:27I didn't.
00:30:28I didn't.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:29I'm a good person.
00:30:34I am.
00:30:35I can't believe that you just threw me into that.
00:30:43He was my roommate.
00:30:45That's the truth.
00:30:46How?
00:30:47In a one bedroom?
00:30:48We started out as roommates in a different apartment, and then it grew into something
00:30:51more.
00:30:52What went wrong?
00:30:53He smothered me with affection.
00:30:55I was getting, like, 30 texts and 10 phone calls a day with inane updates on every detail
00:31:00of his life.
00:31:04And when he did do something interesting or romantic, I couldn't care anymore.
00:31:08He was too needy.
00:31:09Well, did you ever tell the guy how you felt?
00:31:11Of course I did, but nothing changed.
00:31:15Us breaking up was for the best.
00:31:16I mean, he wanted to pin his entire existence on me.
00:31:22Whew.
00:31:24You know, I think that you might have jumped the gun with Jim.
00:31:33You think I should still be with Jim?
00:31:35Well, a guy like Jim is a really good guy.
00:31:39And in the future, you know, you may want to give a guy like that a second chance, you
00:31:44know?
00:31:44So, are you saying you're not happy we met?
00:31:49What?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:53I'm thrilled that we met.
00:31:55I'm really, I'm glad that we, I'm really.
00:32:00So why are you blowing Jim up and putting him on a pedestal?
00:32:02Well, I'm, okay, listen, okay?
00:32:07It's just that, okay, compromise is a big part of being in a relationship, right?
00:32:14And, um, this is something, I've read a book once, I mean, I skimmed it and read the jacket
00:32:22cover, but the point of the book was that women, and I'm sure, positive that this applies
00:32:28to men as well, shouldn't wait for the perfect mate to just roll into their lives.
00:32:33Is that they should settle, sometimes, for Mr. or Mrs. Goodenough.
00:32:37So, this is you trying to break up with me?
00:32:49What?
00:32:50No.
00:32:51I'm not breaking up with you.
00:32:53I mean, there's, we can't break up, you know?
00:32:58I mean, we're not together in, like, a girlfriend-boyfriend sense.
00:33:04So what are we?
00:33:06I, hey, what, I'm just, I'm just giving you some friendly advice here.
00:33:11So that's what we are, then?
00:33:13Are we friends?
00:33:15Of course you're my friend.
00:33:17You're, but you're also much more than a friend.
00:33:21So we are?
00:33:23We are just really, you know, good, good friends.
00:33:31I think you should get out.
00:33:33What?
00:33:33I just want you out.
00:33:35Please leave.
00:33:36Hey, hold on.
00:33:37Listen, okay, I'm sorry, okay?
00:33:39I'm, I'm, I'm an idiot.
00:33:40Look, I, I was just, I thought we were having kind of an educated dialogue here.
00:33:43It's like you want us to fail and Jim and me to succeed.
00:33:47No.
00:33:48No.
00:33:48Are you kidding me?
00:33:50No, hold on.
00:33:50Look, I, I was just saying that he seemed like a nice guy.
00:33:55But that is clearly a very misguided judgment on my point of view.
00:34:01And I'm an idiot, so I apologize.
00:34:07I know what's going on here.
00:34:09You know, you know what, what is going on here?
00:34:12I see what you're trying to do and it's not gonna work.
00:34:15You, you, what do you know that I'm trying to do?
00:34:17I'm not really trying to do anything.
00:34:19You are trying to get me to do something that I don't want to do.
00:34:27I would never try to get you to do anything that you don't want to do.
00:34:30You're testing me.
00:34:36Baby, you have nothing to be jealous about.
00:34:40It's over between me and Jim.
00:34:42Yes, I do.
00:34:49I get, I get really jealous sometimes.
00:34:54Oh, that is so sweet.
00:34:56I have an idea.
00:34:58You do?
00:34:59Do you want to come with a, I'm so excited I can't even talk.
00:35:04Do you want to come with me to a party?
00:35:06Um, a party?
00:35:08A birthday party.
00:35:10Um, yeah, okay, sure.
00:35:13I don't want to impose.
00:35:14No, no, that's...
00:35:15Don't you have stuff to do?
00:35:16No, what's wrong with the party?
00:35:20God, you're wonderful.
00:35:21Ah!
00:35:36Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:04Come on, come on.
00:36:06Come on, come on.
00:36:36And you must be the new boyfriend.
00:36:54Fred, this is my mom, Nadine.
00:36:56Midi just told me on the phone you were coming.
00:36:58Fred didn't know you were going to be here.
00:37:00My daughter, she loves surprises.
00:37:02Please come in.
00:37:04There he is!
00:37:05The birthday boy!
00:37:07No, no peeking!
00:37:09No peeking!
00:37:11Please, Fred, come in.
00:37:13I'd like you to meet my husband, Renaud.
00:37:15Renaud?
00:37:16Renaud?
00:37:17This is Fred.
00:37:18Welcome to our home.
00:37:20Ah, thank you.
00:37:28May I get you something to drink?
00:37:31No, I...
00:37:33No, thank you.
00:37:34Oh, please, sit down.
00:37:43So, how did you meet Mindy?
00:37:46Uh, we're...
00:37:47Uh, old friends.
00:37:50Uh-huh.
00:37:51And we reconnected recently through mutual friends.
00:37:54Ah, oui, oui, oui.
00:37:55C'est le bookface, là.
00:37:56Le normal Facebook.
00:37:58Oh, yes, Bigfuss.
00:37:59Facebook.
00:38:01Uh, no.
00:38:02Not Facebook.
00:38:04So, you've known each other for a while?
00:38:07Uh, well, I don't...
00:38:08You know, it's hard to say, but, uh...
00:38:10What, uh, field are you in, uh, Fred?
00:38:14I'm a freelance copywriter.
00:38:16Ah, you're a writer?
00:38:17Yep.
00:38:18I'm a...
00:38:18Yeah.
00:38:19Horrible way to make a living.
00:38:20Renaud, sois gentil.
00:38:22Non, on dit que c'est très difficile.
00:38:23Tu sais, il y a des obstacles tout le temps, puis...
00:38:25What?
00:38:26No, it's...
00:38:26I mean, it can be challenging.
00:38:28Have you done anything that, uh, we might have seen?
00:38:32Uh, I wrote a commercial for Metamucil.
00:38:34Madame Musil, on la connaît?
00:38:36No, Metamucil.
00:38:37Metamucil.
00:38:38Metamucil pour le...
00:38:39Ah, c'est pour la diarrhée?
00:38:40Oui, c'est ça.
00:38:41Ah, oui.
00:38:43It was on the shortlist for Clio.
00:38:45Uh, who is Clio?
00:38:46No, A. Clio.
00:38:48A. Clio.
00:38:49A. Clio.
00:38:49A. Clio.
00:38:50It's an award.
00:38:51Ah, an award.
00:38:52So, you won an award.
00:38:53The director, he was nominated, uh, but he lost.
00:38:57In general, il y a la foutu de cette histoire.
00:38:59Qu'est-ce qu'il me raconte avec son metteur en scène?
00:39:00Il a perdu, il a gagné.
00:39:01Qu'est-ce qu'il vous plaît ?
00:39:02You'll explique.
00:39:04Um, yeah, I've been spending most of my time working on my novel.
00:39:07Ah, so that's exciting.
00:39:09Mm.
00:39:10What's it about?
00:39:11Uh, it's, uh, what, it's, well, I, I guess I'm still kind of trying to hammer out the central
00:39:17premise, but it's, uh, set in New York.
00:39:20It's kind of a coming-of-age, romantic.
00:39:23Fred, have you ever considered business school?
00:39:26Uh, what?
00:39:27No, I haven't.
00:39:28Why?
00:39:28Something to think about.
00:39:30Oh, no.
00:39:30No, no, no, but it's good to have a backup plan for when the writing doesn't pan out.
00:39:35Dad, please don't abuse Fred.
00:39:38We are just making conversation.
00:39:40Oh, man.
00:39:41Come help me, Raph.
00:39:42Wow.
00:39:43I know you're upset, but I really appreciate you being here.
00:39:53This is unconscionable.
00:39:54What does that mean?
00:39:54That means this is a family birthday party, and what the fuck am I doing here?
00:39:59Because I need you here.
00:39:59Why do you need me here?
00:40:00Because I can't face my sister alone.
00:40:02Oh, that's what, your sister's coming.
00:40:04That's great.
00:40:04What about an aunt, an uncle, maybe some second cousins?
00:40:07Calm down.
00:40:08You should have just told me the truth instead of dropping me into this snake pit.
00:40:13My family is not a bunch of snakes.
00:40:15I don't appreciate getting career advice from your father two minutes after meeting him.
00:40:20If I had told you exactly who was going to be here, you wouldn't have come.
00:40:25And I need you here because my sister is coming.
00:40:30And she just got engaged, and she's younger than me.
00:40:34Please, it'll be quick and painless, I swear.
00:40:37Just please stay.
00:40:42Fine.
00:40:45Well, hello.
00:40:46Hi.
00:40:48Rose, this is Fred.
00:40:49We were just talking about you.
00:40:51Great to meet you.
00:40:51Nice to meet you, too.
00:40:53Well, let's celebrate.
00:40:54Let's go have a birthday.
00:40:56Hey, Fred, you cut the cake.
00:41:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:21No, I don't.
00:41:22Yes.
00:41:23Come on.
00:41:23Today you're part of the family.
00:41:25I'm feeling very generous.
00:41:27All right.
00:41:28Here you go.
00:41:28Oh, shoot.
00:41:30Oh, don't worry.
00:41:31Big family means big mess.
00:41:32Oh, yes.
00:41:33You should have seen the house she grew up in.
00:41:34What a bordel.
00:41:36A bordello.
00:41:38Oh, no.
00:41:38No, no, he means that it was a big mess.
00:41:41She had, like, six siblings.
00:41:42There was never a dull moment or a quiet one.
00:41:45Well, I'm an only child, so this is already a lot for me.
00:41:48Who are you, Pearl Singh?
00:41:49Who did you play with?
00:41:50Uh, no, I had, uh, friends.
00:41:53I mean, just no siblings.
00:41:54Oh, what was the matter with your parents?
00:41:57Uh, nothing.
00:41:59Uh, just, uh, you know, that's the way it worked out.
00:42:01Well, hopefully you won't make the same mistake when it's your turn.
00:42:09So, it must be, is it sort of strange to have one child so much younger than the others?
00:42:13What do you mean then?
00:42:15Well, I mean, don't you normally kind of want them all to be in the same age range
00:42:17so they can have playmates?
00:42:19No, no, we don't love him less because he was unplanned.
00:42:22Renaud, Renaud, Renaud!
00:42:23No, no, no, no, no!
00:42:24There's no point in hiding the truth.
00:42:25You guys were just trying for a boy.
00:42:27If I had been a boy, Alan wouldn't exist.
00:42:29Well, that's not true.
00:42:30Yes, it is.
00:42:31Dad told me.
00:42:32Alan, don't listen to your sister.
00:42:36At least I'm not old.
00:42:38I'm not old.
00:42:40I'm engaged.
00:42:40Oh, it gets more and more beautiful every time I see it.
00:42:44Dylan, he's the best, and we are very much in love.
00:42:47How is Dylan?
00:42:48He finishes his MBA next year, and he already has two offers.
00:42:52Oh, I always liked Dylan.
00:42:54A real go-getter.
00:42:57I just feel so fortunate to have found the one sooner, you know,
00:43:02versus like five years from now when things would have felt more,
00:43:05you know, more rushed and more pressing.
00:43:08So, uh, why isn't he here with you now?
00:43:17He's at the golf course.
00:43:19Mm.
00:43:20Yeah.
00:43:22I'm just saying that I feel so fortunate to have found the one sooner rather than than later.
00:43:28Oh, this must be my gift for Alan.
00:43:33What is it?
00:43:34We'll see.
00:43:36Hey.
00:43:37Mm.
00:43:38You all right?
00:43:40I'm fine.
00:43:41Yeah.
00:43:56Yeah.
00:44:01Yeah.
00:44:02Yeah.
00:44:06Yeah.
00:44:06Hey, hey, Mindy.
00:44:36Hey, are you okay?
00:44:41It was just all that twirling and spinning.
00:44:45Hey, did you, um, in the bathroom, did you throw up?
00:44:50No.
00:44:51No?
00:44:51I tried, but no, it's all in there.
00:44:55That's good, that's good, that's a good sign.
00:44:58You're gonna be okay?
00:44:59Okay.
00:45:00Rest a little bit, right here, and I'm gonna run out.
00:45:05Do some errands.
00:45:07You're coming back.
00:45:09I'll be back.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:10Okay, you're gonna be here.
00:45:12I can't go anywhere.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:17Fred, I'm really glad you stayed with me today.
00:45:24Yeah, me too.
00:45:24All right, I'll be back.
00:45:28Hey, I'm home.
00:45:59Hey.
00:46:00Where are you?
00:46:01Shoes.
00:46:01Oh, shit.
00:46:03I just went to the gym.
00:46:05Did you get my texts?
00:46:08Yes, I did.
00:46:10I did, but my phone has been acting funny, and they just all kind of poured in all at once.
00:46:16You never go to the gym in the morning.
00:46:18Yeah.
00:46:19Well, you know, that's why I wanted to change up my routine, shock my muscles in a different way, you know?
00:46:26Well, I was bummed you weren't here when I got back.
00:46:30I know.
00:46:31I'm sorry.
00:46:31I just, I thought I could just, you know, grab a quickie before, workout, before you got back, but I couldn't even remember what time you were getting back, so.
00:46:40I emailed you my itinerary.
00:46:42Oh, damn it.
00:46:43You did.
00:46:44I'm sorry.
00:46:45I should have just, I should have checked that.
00:46:47Well, that's okay.
00:46:49I missed you.
00:46:51Hey.
00:46:51Mm, lip gloss.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:54Mm.
00:46:54Mm.
00:46:56Mm.
00:46:57Mm.
00:46:57Have you been eating chocolate?
00:47:02What?
00:47:03You smell like chocolate.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:08Yes, I did.
00:47:09I had a, I had a chocolate protein bar at the gym.
00:47:14You're supposed to work out on an empty stomach.
00:47:16You know this.
00:47:17I know.
00:47:17You tell me that every time.
00:47:21Ah.
00:47:22I don't appreciate being ignored.
00:47:30What?
00:47:32I want my calls returned.
00:47:34Oh, I'm sorry.
00:47:35I know.
00:47:35My stupid phone, it's been.
00:47:36Because I have something important to talk to you about.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:44I've done a lot of thinking about this.
00:47:47And I want to bring another member into our home.
00:47:52Oh, yeah.
00:48:02Are you serious?
00:48:03Fred, we've been living together for two years.
00:48:06I think that it's time we took the next step.
00:48:09Yeah, you're right.
00:48:10You're totally right.
00:48:11Two years is a, is a, is a, is a big, long, very long time.
00:48:15And a big, and a big commitment.
00:48:17But I, I do think, though, you know, you're, you're talking about the next, next step.
00:48:22And I'm just a little concerned.
00:48:23I don't see what's the big deal about adopting.
00:48:26I.
00:48:28Look at her.
00:48:30She's so cute.
00:48:32That's, that is fucking adorable.
00:48:37And it's much more economical and humane than buying from a kennel.
00:48:40Why didn't you tell me it was a cat?
00:48:41I didn't know you would.
00:48:43Oh, my God.
00:48:44I did say, didn't I say it was a cat?
00:48:46I'm allergic to cats.
00:48:49Well, yeah, but when you took the Claritin, it was totally fine.
00:48:52Yeah, my throat kind of stays pretty tight.
00:48:53But it's nothing.
00:48:54I can, I can deal with it.
00:48:56Ha ha.
00:48:58Well, I'm glad we agree.
00:49:00Yes!
00:49:02Baby!
00:49:03Yeah.
00:49:03That's awesome.
00:49:04Oh, shoot.
00:49:06Wait a minute.
00:49:07We, we can't, we can't get a pet.
00:49:10Why not?
00:49:11Oh, my God.
00:49:12The, the, the lease.
00:49:14You remember the landlord?
00:49:16Well, you'll just have to talk to him.
00:49:19It's, I think it's, it is a legal document that we signed the lease, so.
00:49:24Or we'll move.
00:49:26We're, move?
00:49:28To New Jersey.
00:49:30I want to be closer to my parents anyway.
00:49:32That, that, that would really mess up my commute.
00:49:36I go to New Jersey every day for work.
00:49:38Yeah, but, sweetie, you work just over the river.
00:49:42I mean, it's practically 13th Ave, right?
00:49:44I mean, if, if we did have to move, I, I think that maybe we could, like, find a pet-friendly
00:49:50building in the city that's close to the path train, as opposed to...
00:49:53Why are you being so difficult?
00:49:54No, I'm not trying to be difficult here.
00:49:56I mean, we're just, we're talking, and we're, you know, we're communicating.
00:49:59I really don't, we're gonna have to look at the lease again, because the lease, I don't
00:50:02think, says all pets.
00:50:04I think it says, no, pets above a certain size.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:07And of a certain kind.
00:50:13Okay, okay.
00:50:15Yeah.
00:50:16Are you sure?
00:50:16Yeah, I mean, I'll...
00:50:17I mean, I want you to want a pet, too.
00:50:19I want a pet.
00:50:20I want this pet.
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:24Oh, babe, I'm so excited.
00:50:25Yeah.
00:50:26I'm so glad that we agree.
00:50:27Yeah.
00:50:29Oh, I have the best.
00:50:30You didn't take out the garbage.
00:50:44What?
00:50:45It's overflowing.
00:50:47Oh, yeah.
00:50:49Well, I'm gonna do it tonight.
00:50:50We agreed you would take out the trash, remember?
00:50:56Hey, did you read my chapters?
00:50:57Cheers.
00:51:04Yes.
00:51:05Oh.
00:51:06Hey babe, can you do me a favor and fix me a drink?
00:51:36What do you want?
00:51:40Campari with a little soda.
00:51:44Got it?
00:51:46I got it.
00:51:47Hey babe?
00:52:01I'll run to the store.
00:52:07That's okay.
00:52:08We'll just have it delivered.
00:52:09No, no.
00:52:10It's cool.
00:52:11I got to get some groceries anyway, so it's no big deal.
00:52:13Are you sure?
00:52:14Yeah.
00:52:15Absolutely.
00:52:16Well, don't be too long.
00:52:19I got to get some groceries.
00:52:25I got to get some groceries.
00:52:29That's all.
00:52:38I'm back.
00:52:40Mindy went to meet you.
00:52:44Mindy's not here?
00:52:46No, she left to meet you.
00:52:47I was supposed to meet her back here.
00:52:56Do you know where Mindy went?
00:52:57Oh, she felt better and she went to meet you.
00:53:00Oh, the signals got called.
00:53:02Okay, maybe I'll go back to her place.
00:53:05Maybe she went back to her place.
00:53:06You just call her.
00:53:07Yeah.
00:53:08Yeah.
00:53:09My phone is kind of on the fridge.
00:53:10Do you have her number by any chance?
00:53:12I've...
00:53:13But what's going on?
00:53:14Nothing.
00:53:15Come in.
00:53:16Come from here.
00:53:17Be careful with your feet.
00:53:18Is she naked?
00:53:19Of course she is naked.
00:53:20Go take a picture of your seat a second.
00:53:21I have to go take care of the mess in the kitchen.
00:53:23Just call her.
00:53:24Mwah, mwah.
00:53:25Easy.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:27Well, it's fun, right?
00:53:30Yeah.
00:53:31Yeah, right.
00:53:32Um, okay.
00:53:33Could you do me?
00:53:34I want a huge favor.
00:53:35Maybe just give me Mindy's phone number one more time.
00:53:38Because I...
00:53:39Look at that.
00:53:40Mindy's phone.
00:53:41You do me the favor.
00:53:43You go and take it back to her.
00:53:45This is Mindy's phone?
00:53:46Yes, of course it's Mindy's phone.
00:53:48What do you think?
00:53:49You are so confused.
00:53:50A bientôt.
00:54:02Mindy!
00:54:05Goddammit.
00:54:10No.
00:54:16No!
00:54:17Fuck!
00:54:19Huh?
00:54:22Cyaan!
00:54:23Gah!
00:54:26Okay, our pain!
00:54:28Favorite cat!
00:54:34I don't know.
00:55:04Dad, dad, dad, dad.
00:55:34Hey, break it up.
00:55:46Hey, why didn't you do that?
00:55:49Guys.
00:55:50Yeah, baby.
00:55:53Okay.
00:55:56Mindy?
00:55:59Come on.
00:56:03Okay.
00:56:04Oh, my God.
00:56:27Fred!
00:56:28God, Mindy.
00:56:29What are you doing out here?
00:56:31I went to your parents' place.
00:56:36They didn't know where the hell you went.
00:56:37Oh, I told my sister to tell you to let yourself in with a spare key.
00:56:41What?
00:56:42Yeah.
00:56:43Oh, God.
00:56:45You, I mean, are you, are you okay?
00:56:48Are you feeling...
00:56:49So much better.
00:56:50I hate belly dancers.
00:56:54Yeah, everything's...
00:56:55All good.
00:56:56My mom's tea brought me back to life.
00:56:58Good.
00:56:58How are you?
00:56:59You look frazzled.
00:57:01I feel a little, I was just, you know, I was worried about you.
00:57:04I was, I could not find you, which was very, you know, nerve-wracking.
00:57:08But, uh, your phone...
00:57:10You found my phone.
00:57:12I keep losing my phone.
00:57:14Where did you find this?
00:57:15It was at your parents'.
00:57:16I mean, I had no way to know where you were.
00:57:17You gotta be more, you know, cautious.
00:57:20I mean, if I need to contact you or anyone needs to contact you...
00:57:24Well, I have been craving chicken parm and angel hair with pomodoro basilico.
00:57:32Can you stay for dinner?
00:57:37I would love to.
00:57:39I've never made this before.
00:57:41All right.
00:57:54Try it.
00:58:16Before we go on, cheers first.
00:58:37Ineventful, amazing, slightly traumatic, wonderful day.
00:58:46Hand me a match.
00:58:50Hold on.
00:58:51Here you go.
00:58:52Wait a minute.
00:58:52Not that match.
00:58:53Any other match.
00:58:54Any other.
00:58:55Come on.
00:58:56All right.
00:58:57See the match?
00:58:58Uh-huh.
00:58:58All right?
00:58:59All right.
00:58:59Keep your eyes on the match.
00:59:00Ready?
00:59:01One, two, three.
00:59:03No.
00:59:04Where'd it go?
00:59:05Where'd it go?
00:59:06Ready?
00:59:07One, two, three.
00:59:09Whoa!
00:59:11I'm gonna say...
00:59:12Your family is inspiring.
00:59:17Well, thank you, I think.
00:59:20Based on my travels with you today and my travails, I have enough material to plug a lot of holes in my novel.
00:59:29So, thank you for that.
00:59:32Well, I would love to take a look at it.
00:59:36When it's ready, of course.
00:59:37That would be...
00:59:38I mean, I have, you know, a few chapters done.
00:59:44I am kind of looking for a female perspective.
00:59:48Has anyone else looked at it?
00:59:51No.
00:59:52Well, I would love to be the first.
01:00:13Should we use protection?
01:00:14What?
01:00:15Do you have a condom?
01:00:16I'm on a pill.
01:00:17Yeah, but, I mean, technically, it's not wearing out your pill, right?
01:00:22There's a difference.
01:00:23I'm not completely sure, but I just...
01:00:26I think I should put on a condom.
01:00:28I'm gonna go, you know.
01:00:28I should put on a condom.
01:00:30Do you want to put on a condom?
01:00:32Are you okay if I put on a condom?
01:00:35I'm on the pill.
01:00:36I know, but it's not really the pill, I think.
01:00:39I'm not even sure.
01:00:40I mean, does it work the same way?
01:00:42Just put on a condom, baby.
01:00:43Okay.
01:00:44Good call.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:47And that just hurt everybody.
01:00:48They have palpable patent problems with their biggest drug coming up in two years.
01:00:52So for me to sell until they can turn that ship around.
01:01:07Hmm.
01:01:07So for me to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to sell it, I'm going to
01:01:37I don't know.
01:02:07I don't know.
01:02:37I don't know.
01:02:39Hey.
01:02:41Hey.
01:02:45Who's Nellie?
01:02:49I saw her name in your phone.
01:02:53You looked in my phone?
01:02:57It was lying on the dining room table, and I saw it ring with the name Nellie.
01:03:01Oh.
01:03:03It's just an old friend.
01:03:04Just an old friend?
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:08Yeah, from college.
01:03:10Did you date her?
01:03:12Yeah, yeah, briefly.
01:03:13Why is she calling you?
01:03:18Because we're still friends.
01:03:22I don't believe you.
01:03:27She's the girl I used to date.
01:03:30Okay, I'm going to ask you again, and I want you to be honest with me.
01:03:34Who is Nellie?
01:03:34I told you, it's a girl I used to date during college, and then for a little after.
01:03:40Why is she calling and texting you all day?
01:03:43Did you go through my phone?
01:03:44You have a girlfriend.
01:03:47You lied to me.
01:03:51Work emergency.
01:03:53I've already read it.
01:03:55Going to be a few hours.
01:03:57I love you too.
01:03:58Now get back here so you can start dinner.
01:04:01You live with her.
01:04:04You're cheating on your girlfriend, and I thought we were beginning something.
01:04:08We are, okay?
01:04:10Nellie and I, we are in a dying relationship.
01:04:13Really? Am I supposed to believe that?
01:04:14Yes, you are, because it's true, and I'm telling you the truth.
01:04:18So you're planning on leaving her.
01:04:20It doesn't sound like she thinks that.
01:04:22Hey, hey, hey, listen to me.
01:04:23I mean, the reason I'm here with you, obviously, is because I do not want to be with her.
01:04:29Then end it with her.
01:04:30I'm planning on it.
01:04:31When?
01:04:32I mean, it's complicated, you know?
01:04:34But very, very soon.
01:04:35How about now?
01:04:38Now?
01:04:38If you want to be with me, then call her and end it with her now.
01:04:43Right now.
01:04:44Right now.
01:04:45I, can you, I'm not going to, can you just be, I'm sorry, be reasonable for a second, okay?
01:04:51I mean, I can't actually call her and end it over the phone.
01:04:55That's, I mean, I need some time.
01:04:58Okay, yeah, you're not, you're right, you're right, you're totally right.
01:05:05I'm, I'm going to go there tonight, right now, I'm going to talk to her, and I'm going
01:05:12to tell her that it's over.
01:05:15Ah, it feels good.
01:05:18Will you call me and tell me after?
01:05:19Yes, I will.
01:05:25I don't believe you.
01:05:27I promise you, I will.
01:05:31I promise, okay?
01:05:40Okay.
01:05:41Actually, um, one more thing.
01:05:56Before I go, can we, um, take the second pill?
01:06:04What?
01:06:05The, um, pharmacist told me that you have to take the second pill 12 hours after you take
01:06:12the first dose.
01:06:14So, it's, um, it's been 12 hours.
01:06:17And, uh, there's the second pill, so...
01:06:20Did you stay with me this whole day so I would take the second pill?
01:06:34What?
01:06:37No, that's crazy.
01:06:38I didn't...
01:06:39Then why didn't you tell me about this pill?
01:06:41I didn't, because it, uh, slipped my mind.
01:06:45I, I mean, I, I've...
01:06:47Every time I tried to talk to you about the pill back at the diner, you got pissed off,
01:06:52remember?
01:06:52So I held off, and then everything happened with your roommate and your parents, and...
01:06:56You're a liar!
01:06:58You are a liar!
01:06:59You lied to me, and you used me!
01:07:01What?
01:07:02No!
01:07:02The second I take this pill, you're just gonna forget all about me!
01:07:05No, no, come on, you're twisting everything around right now, and you're putting words
01:07:09into my mouth.
01:07:09Just be honest with me!
01:07:11I am being honest with you!
01:07:13Tell the truth for once!
01:07:14Admit what you were gonna do!
01:07:16I didn't know you, and I didn't trust you 100%, okay?
01:07:19There, I said it!
01:07:23I was afraid to become a dad, and, and I didn't know you, but now I do, and I do trust you,
01:07:29and you know what?
01:07:30I'm glad that I didn't trust you, because if I did, I wouldn't have stuck around, and
01:07:34we wouldn't have had this wonderful day together, and I wouldn't have gotten to know you.
01:07:39Get out.
01:07:41Come on.
01:07:42Get out!
01:07:43Listen, listen a minute.
01:07:44Get out!
01:07:44It became more, okay?
01:07:46If I could go back and do it all again, I would.
01:07:49Would you?
01:07:50Would you do it again?
01:08:00Look, I really, I want to talk about this.
01:08:04I mean, it's just, I mean, it's just not the best time.
01:08:07The, the, the, not the best time?
01:08:09There's no other time!
01:08:11Just, please, please just take the second pill, and then we can talk about our situation
01:08:18after you've taken it.
01:08:19You're not going to leave her, are you?
01:08:23You're not going to leave her, are you?
01:08:23I'm sorry.
01:08:24I'm sorry.
01:08:24Get the fuck out.
01:08:29I'm sorry.
01:08:30I'm sorry.
01:08:30Get the fuck out.
01:08:33I'm sorry.
01:08:34Get the fuck out.
01:08:40I'm sorry.
01:08:41I'm sorry.
01:08:42Get the fuck out.
01:08:47Get the fuck out.
01:08:48Get the fuck out.
01:08:54Get the fuck out.
01:09:19You're late.
01:09:20Hey.
01:09:21I'm sorry.
01:09:22I'm sorry.
01:09:25I had to make sure the boards were ready at the office, so.
01:09:31I thought you were running errands.
01:09:33Errands?
01:09:34That's what you texted me.
01:09:36Oh, yeah.
01:09:37Work errands.
01:09:39Whatever.
01:09:40Food's getting cold.
01:09:42Put the flowers in water.
01:09:45Thanks to surgery at the hospital for sick children, Tracy Hooper was given the liver
01:09:50and the liver of a nine-year-old accident victim in a four-hour operation.
01:09:53Booper is in critical but stable condition, normal after such an operation.
01:09:59You want to play a game?
01:10:00What, honey?
01:10:01I'm sorry.
01:10:02I'm sorry.
01:10:03I'm sorry.
01:10:04I'm sorry.
01:10:05I'm sorry.
01:10:06I'm sorry.
01:10:07I'm sorry.
01:10:08I'm sorry.
01:10:09I'm sorry.
01:10:10I'm sorry.
01:10:11I'm sorry.
01:10:12I'm sorry.
01:10:13I'm sorry.
01:10:14Everything just changed the way to sleep.
01:10:19It's not when I was sleeping.
01:10:20I wasn't behind my computer.
01:10:22you won't play a game
01:10:25what honey
01:10:28a drinking game
01:10:30you want to play a drinking game
01:10:34yeah why not
01:10:37you ever played um
01:10:39i never
01:10:41what made you think of that
01:10:45i just
01:10:47i don't know i thought it could be fun
01:10:49i don't want to get drunk
01:10:53all right
01:10:59i am so excited about this cat
01:11:19yes me too
01:11:21what should we name her
01:11:28i don't know
01:11:31what about maude
01:11:33after my mother
01:11:35yeah yeah maude's a nice name
01:11:38you think you can talk to the super about it tomorrow
01:11:48yeah yeah i said i would
01:11:52don't forget
01:11:55i won't
01:11:58hey actually babe
01:12:14come on
01:12:14oh man
01:12:16i am just so wiped out
01:12:19i don't know if i can
01:12:21aww
01:12:23i'm kind of in the mood
01:12:25yeah
01:12:26how about we um
01:12:28let's play in the morning
01:12:31huh
01:12:32i can't persuade you
01:12:35you
01:12:37you
01:12:38get yourself hard
01:12:41and i'll hop on
01:12:42what
01:12:44i'll take over
01:12:45once you're ready
01:12:46there were nine condoms in here
01:12:57before i left
01:12:59now there's eight
01:13:00why is one missing fred
01:13:04how should i know
01:13:10did you use one when i was away
01:13:13maybe you counted them wrong
01:13:17i've been counting condoms for years
01:13:19and i've never made an error
01:13:20who the fuck
01:13:23counts condoms
01:13:24why is there a condom missing
01:13:27why
01:13:27why
01:13:30because i had sex
01:13:31that's why
01:13:34you're lying
01:13:36no
01:13:37i'm not
01:13:38but ironically
01:13:39i didn't end up using the damn condom
01:13:41so
01:13:41you had unprotected sex
01:13:47with another woman
01:13:50yes
01:13:51why
01:13:57why
01:13:58why are you even telling me this
01:14:04okay
01:14:08look
01:14:08nelly
01:14:09it's
01:14:10it's not working
01:14:11between us
01:14:12where is this coming from
01:14:15nelly
01:14:17you don't love me
01:14:18what
01:14:19you've never ever really loved me
01:14:22you haven't
01:14:23you treat me like i'm your personal assistant
01:14:25i mean you do not respect me
01:14:27you are a
01:14:27a
01:14:28a
01:14:28a
01:14:28control freak
01:14:30and then this whole this us
01:14:31it's just
01:14:32i've done everything
01:14:32to make a home for us
01:14:34i pay
01:14:35two-thirds of the rent
01:14:36i pay for the housekeeper
01:14:38i pay for most of the food
01:14:40i don't care if you pay for the food
01:14:42if you pay for the housekeeper
01:14:43if you pay for the rent
01:14:44okay i do not want to be
01:14:45in a functional relationship
01:14:47where it's merely convenient for you to hop on
01:14:49you are a
01:14:51you are a mean
01:14:51horrible
01:14:52immature
01:14:52son of a
01:14:53bitch
01:14:53where are you going
01:14:57i should have done this
01:14:58a long time ago
01:14:59but i just
01:15:00i didn't have the courage
01:15:02well
01:15:04where are you gonna sleep tonight
01:15:07you are just like the character in your novel a selfish uncaring asshole
01:15:21you read the chapters
01:15:24yes
01:15:26i did
01:15:27and they suck
01:15:28the characters suck
01:15:31the story sucks
01:15:32and you'll never ever get published because you suck
01:15:35i mean only now
01:15:38when i am leaving you
01:15:39can you actually talk about something that's important to me
01:15:41i was trying not to hurt your feelings
01:15:46no i wanted you to hurt my feelings
01:15:49okay and be brutally honest with me
01:15:52and give me some perspective
01:15:53you want perspective
01:15:55how about this
01:15:56i fucked someone on my trip
01:15:58he's a banker
01:15:59and he lives in rye
01:16:01and he's rich
01:16:02and handsome
01:16:04and almost divorced
01:16:05and we're going out on friday
01:16:07honestly nelly
01:16:13i don't care
01:16:18and i don't care
01:16:21i don't care
01:16:23but i do not care
01:16:25but i don't care
01:16:30i don't care
01:16:36and see you
01:16:38i've been on friday
01:16:41they never have enough
01:18:43I just... I wanted to say hi.
01:18:45Hi. And bye.
01:18:47Hey. Hey, look. I just... I've been doing a lot of thinking about you and doing a lot of work and the amazing thing...
01:18:55Look, Fred. I am in a really different place in my life right now.
01:18:58I just... I finished my novel.
01:19:01Okay, let me take you up on your offer if it still stands.
01:19:04You really hurt me.
01:19:05I know.
01:19:07I wish that I could just make it up to you somehow.
01:19:09I don't know if that's possible.
01:19:17Okay.
01:19:20Okay, that's fair. Yeah.
01:19:22That's totally fair.
01:19:23But...
01:19:24But...
01:19:25Can I still get your number?
01:19:30Why?
01:19:32So that I can call you and...
01:19:35Try to get you to like me again.
01:19:37Give me your phone.
01:19:43Give me your phone.
01:19:48You can text me.
01:19:50You can text me.
01:20:03You can text me.
01:20:04You can text me.
01:20:05You can text me.
01:20:06You can text me.
01:20:07You can text me.
01:20:08You can text me.
01:20:09You can text me.
01:20:10You can text me.
01:20:11You can text me.
01:20:12You can text me.
01:20:13You can text me.
01:20:14You can text me.
01:20:15You can text me.
01:20:16You can text me.
01:20:17You can text me.
01:20:18I'm over here
01:20:40And I am a-wasting time
01:20:43The thought of a happy future
01:20:49It nearly crossed my mind
01:20:52But in the dark in the corner of the store
01:20:56Yeah, I am naked
01:20:59Terrorized by the slack-root spark
01:21:04Wanted so much more
01:21:07I'm hesitating and I love
01:21:10It's such a curious thing
01:21:15There's a canyon over glue
01:21:18It's cut into that diamond ring
01:21:23I'm feeling fine
01:21:29About your sweet sorrow
01:21:33I'm ready for the very next girl in life
01:21:39And I don't wanna dance
01:21:45In your tomorrow
01:21:49I'm just a victim of my circumstance
01:21:54I'm over here
01:21:59And I am a-wasting time
01:22:02Paralyzed by the cycle of trust
01:22:07And you're always wanting mine
01:22:10But trust is what I want
01:22:15It's what I'm all about
01:22:17What I've been saying
01:22:19Yet now with the days so near
01:22:23I am drenched in doubt
01:22:25So I've been praying and love
01:22:28It's such a curious thing
01:22:33There's a canyon over glue
01:22:36It's cut into that diamond ring
01:22:41I am a-wasting time
01:22:46I am a-wasting time
01:22:46I am a-wasting time
01:22:47I am a-wasting time
01:22:48I am a-wasting time
01:22:48I am a-wasting time
01:22:49I am a-wasting time
01:22:50I am a-wasting time
01:22:51I am a-wasting time
01:22:52I am a-wasting time
01:22:53I am a-wasting time
01:22:54I am a-wasting time
01:22:55I am a-wasting time
01:22:56I am a-wasting time
01:22:57I am a-wasting time
01:22:58I am a-wasting time
01:22:59I am a-wasting time
01:23:00I am a-wasting time
01:23:01I am a-wasting time
01:23:02I am a-wasting time
01:23:03I am a-wasting time
01:23:04I am a-wasting time
01:23:05I am a-wasting time
01:23:06I am a-wasting time
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