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How to Tame a Silver Fox RShort
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00:00:00To protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:00:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:00:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:00:10What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:12You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:00:17Harper, that is so nasty!
00:00:22I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:00:25Maybe I'm into that.
00:00:26I'm too dangerous.
00:00:30You know what's not cute?
00:00:32Be jealous.
00:00:38It's in it, you're jealous.
00:00:41What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:43I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:00:46You know I'm dangerous.
00:00:47I'll beat you alive.
00:00:49Do your worst, Daddy.
00:01:00Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:01:16Just another creep.
00:01:17Just my luck.
00:01:18Please pick up.
00:01:23Please pick up.
00:01:26Hi, Dad.
00:01:27I'm stuck, and I need you to come help me.
00:01:33Sure thing, hon.
00:01:34Mr. Reed.
00:01:35Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:37He'll be there soon.
00:01:38He'll be there soon.
00:01:42Who?
00:01:46Drugging girls?
00:01:47My club?
00:01:48You must have a death wish.
00:01:49You've got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:52Shut up.
00:01:53You have the worst timing.
00:01:54Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:56I'm cashing it in.
00:01:58Now.
00:02:00Ah!
00:02:01Ah!
00:02:02Ah!
00:02:03Ah!
00:02:04Ah!
00:02:05Ah!
00:02:06Ah!
00:02:07Ah!
00:02:08Ah!
00:02:09Ah!
00:02:10Ah!
00:02:11Ah!
00:02:12Ah!
00:02:13Ah!
00:02:14Ah!
00:02:15Ah!
00:02:16Ah!
00:02:17Ah!
00:02:18Ah!
00:02:19Ah!
00:02:20Ah!
00:02:21What are you doing?
00:02:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:25Ah!
00:02:26Ah!
00:02:27Ah!
00:02:28It's nice and warm in the back of my trap.
00:02:31You'll get away from me, creep.
00:02:33Ah!
00:02:34You've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:02:39Stop!
00:02:40Let's see what else it can do!
00:02:44What the hell?!
00:02:52Mr. Collins?
00:02:53Deadson is...
00:02:55best friend?
00:02:58You're shivering.
00:02:59Come on, kiddo.
00:03:00Kiddo?
00:03:01Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:02I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:03:03Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:04Let's go!
00:03:05What?
00:03:06You're shivering.
00:03:07Come on, kiddo.
00:03:08Kiddo?
00:03:09Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:10I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:03:11Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:12Let's go!
00:03:13I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases.
00:03:14There's nothing I've learned.
00:03:15I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases.
00:03:20There's nothing I've learned.
00:03:21Something wrong?
00:03:22Something wrong?
00:03:23Um...
00:03:24Your arm is...
00:03:25wet.
00:03:26from the rain.
00:03:27from the rain.
00:03:28Um...
00:03:29I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases.
00:03:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases.
00:03:38It's tougher than I've learned.
00:03:41Wheeew!
00:03:43Wheeew!
00:03:44What?
00:03:45Something wrong?
00:03:46Um...
00:03:47Your arm is...
00:03:53Wet.
00:03:54From the rain.
00:03:56Wipe it then.
00:04:07Wheeew!
00:04:11There's no rain up there.
00:04:22Right, sorry.
00:04:27So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:31Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:04:41Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in mutts.
00:04:49I don't do small talk.
00:04:53Okay then.
00:04:58Wait, wait, wait, stop. I need to pick something.
00:05:01No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:05:04I am 22 years old.
00:05:05Exactly, kiddo.
00:05:06Shut up. You're not that much older than me.
00:05:08Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:05:17And nobody...
00:05:18If I take you, will you shut up?
00:05:23Yes.
00:05:32I'll be fine.
00:05:33You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:05:48It's not safe.
00:05:50Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:53Why didn't you say something?
00:05:55I just did.
00:05:56You freaking creep.
00:05:59Give me a jacket or something.
00:06:00When you're done checking me out,
00:06:30I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:06:32I was not checking you out.
00:06:34That was a yawn.
00:06:35Sure it was, kiddo.
00:06:37It's past your bedtime.
00:06:41Stop calling me kid.
00:06:57You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:00This is a small kickback.
00:07:07Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:07:10Does your dad know about that?
00:07:12Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:07:17I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:07:20And neither do you.
00:07:21Yeah, about that.
00:07:22I live here now.
00:07:23He put me in charge.
00:07:25And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:07:27Wait, Chris.
00:07:28No, please.
00:07:29This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:46I don't have another choice.
00:07:47I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:57Fine.
00:07:58Have your kickback.
00:08:00Or not.
00:08:01Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:08:04I don't need you to look after me.
00:08:07Who is that?
00:08:10No.
00:08:11I'm going to kill you?
00:08:12Count your days, slut?
00:08:13It's not a big deal.
00:08:14I can explain.
00:08:15This is your ex, Brian.
00:08:16Your dad was talking about him.
00:08:17This sick fuck.
00:08:18You guys were spying on me?
00:08:33Mark cares about your safety.
00:08:36That's the only reason I'm here.
00:08:37It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:08:40your choice you are not living here I don't give a shit what my dad says I
00:08:54don't need a babysitter then stop acting like a baby you better not show your
00:09:02face in there I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends
00:09:10god damn it promised mark
00:09:16whoa who's this of grandpa grandpa he's hotter than you might
00:09:32remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life could literally be on a yacht
00:09:45right now apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad and rich dad means fancy alcohol
00:09:52hi hi Christina Fox and and Becca too I can't believe you guys actually came to my party
00:10:04duh I didn't miss it it's really nice to meet you well please feel free to help yourselves
00:10:17thanks Heather oh it's her it's Harper enjoy the party
00:10:23I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper
00:10:31where's Harper Harper forget Harper hang out with me I know somewhere we can talk
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk I don't like talking oh I know your type daddy Christina and I
00:10:54we're into group activities talk or no talk you're telling me you would turn down the both of us
00:11:02for that nobody Harper sorry ladies I don't like my women desperate
00:11:09oh I mentioned Harper's name again and I'll make you regret it
00:11:16huh
00:11:17he really picked Harper over us I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what
00:11:24happens to skanks who think they can upstage us
00:11:34oh Harper hey listen do you think I could use your bathroom everyone is using the one downstairs and
00:11:45ew yeah of course you can't you're you're like your school royalty thanks you know I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier
00:11:57we're we're friends of course I have to pee wait for me oh yeah of course I was just moving right outside my own room
00:12:09what dirt can I find
00:12:20oh this is gold
00:12:32Harper you are one psychotic little bitch
00:12:38time to shut your loser party down
00:12:43I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy
00:13:00the hell
00:13:14attention everybody hello you all seem a little bored so why don't I spice things up by reading
00:13:30a few pages of Harper's diary
00:13:35let's see
00:13:38dear diary
00:13:40dad never wants to hang out with me
00:13:43sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me
00:13:46oh Harper
00:13:48daddy issues much
00:13:52dad's friend Chris is like a dilf that stands for a dad I'd like to fuck and honestly if he weren't my dad's best friend
00:14:06that stands for a dad I'd like to fuck and honestly if he weren't my dad's best friend
00:14:16you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age
00:14:20Harper that is so nasty
00:14:23Christina it's not true
00:14:24Christina I think the bitch is in heat or something
00:14:28is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on
00:14:31let's pull her down
00:14:38no no no no no no
00:14:46fuck this
00:14:58Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:28You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:15:36Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:15:41It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:15:43The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:49Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:53Chris, that's enough. Let her go.
00:15:59One last thing.
00:16:02What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:06You're too old to be this petty!
00:16:08You're damn right I'm petty.
00:16:10Let's get one thing straight. Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:16:15If you mess with her again, fuck you up.
00:16:21But we're literally just girls!
00:16:23I don't give a fuck!
00:16:24Everyone out!
00:16:25The fuck out!
00:16:27What the hell was that?
00:16:36What the hell was that?
00:16:40She hurt you.
00:16:56Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:58Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:17:01You're crying.
00:17:09Why are you crying?
00:17:10I won't understand.
00:17:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:15I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:19Stupid.
00:17:20I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:17:23You just embarrassed me.
00:17:24I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:25And she's the queen of ours.
00:17:26I said stop!
00:17:28I said stop!
00:17:33I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:34We'll find you another school.
00:17:36I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:38Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:17:42Just because you run some sort of shady business?
00:17:44I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:49I told you to stop calling me that.
00:17:55And I told you to stop acting like water.
00:17:59Oh yeah?
00:18:02If I'm such a kid?
00:18:04What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:12Sorry, kid.
00:18:13That's my gun.
00:18:14You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:34Please tell me you're gone.
00:18:40There better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:44I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:52Oh!
00:18:54God.
00:19:01What?
00:19:09What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:14No.
00:19:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:19It cannot be happening.
00:19:20He's gonna be back in any second.
00:19:30You know, if you weren't played, you could've just asked.
00:19:36I don't wanna, I don't wanna play.
00:19:38What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:40Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:42You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:19:47I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:53Uncuff me.
00:19:57What are your manners?
00:20:01Say please.
00:20:02I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:10Give me the key.
00:20:17What the?
00:20:18You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:21Are you ready to listen?
00:20:22Like a good little girl?
00:20:24Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:30Rule number one.
00:20:32There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:37You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:40So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:20:43you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:46I can take care of my soul.
00:20:48Rule number two.
00:20:50No talking back.
00:20:52I am the last guy.
00:20:54You wanna piss off?
00:21:01Rule number three.
00:21:04Don't start any games.
00:21:07You're not ready to play.
00:21:24So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:25My plans are none of your concern.
00:21:31Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:21:37we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:40You can have your privacy.
00:21:42Until sunset.
00:21:44What does that mean?
00:21:50You have curfew.
00:21:52Ah!
00:21:55How's my daughter?
00:22:01Um, hot.
00:22:03What was that?
00:22:05Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:07Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:09That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:11Is she back from class?
00:22:13No.
00:22:15No.
00:22:16No.
00:22:17No.
00:22:18No.
00:22:19No.
00:22:20No.
00:22:21No.
00:22:23No.
00:22:25She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:28Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:31She's fine, Mark.
00:22:32Good.
00:22:33You're my best friend.
00:22:35You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:37You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:45You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:47You better have a good excuse when I'm out of place too.
00:22:50Uhverine will be good on you.
00:22:52I'm gonna go, yeah.
00:23:02We're sending you scattered, we all fall into place too.
00:23:06We're getting an extra ice.
00:23:08You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:25Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:38Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:23:43Filming? Filming what?
00:23:45Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:50I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location's here. So step aside before I make you.
00:23:57Hmm. Nope. Harper's my best friend. And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:02Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:24:08He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:24:14Harper?
00:24:22You shouldn't be here. You shouldn't be here.
00:24:26I tried to stop him.
00:24:29Hey!
00:24:31No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:35It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:39Class my ass. Is that what you want to-
00:24:41You told her to get her here? I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:44Chris, stop!
00:24:45Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:24:48Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera. Cost a thousand dollars.
00:24:50You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:54That is enough!
00:24:55These look amazing, Harper. Oh, my best friend is so sexy! Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:07No one's going to see these. Deleting them.
00:25:10What? That is art! Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:25:23And I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:25:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:34Your choice.
00:25:35Camera is.
00:25:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:44You asshole!
00:25:45If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:25:52You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:25:54What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:02We're leaving.
00:26:03Now.
00:26:11So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:15I did it for your own good.
00:26:17You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:26:20You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:26You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:28Like a piece of meat.
00:26:31My classmate?
00:26:32It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:38Jealous?
00:26:40Jealous?
00:26:45You're cute, Harper.
00:26:46I'll give you that.
00:26:48And those things you do?
00:26:50They're cute, too.
00:26:53You know what's not cute?
00:26:55Me jealous.
00:26:57Now, you were right.
00:26:58I'm in some shady business.
00:27:00And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:27:03But you better not test me.
00:27:05Or I'll break you.
00:27:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:27:11Well, guess what?
00:27:16You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:22Just admit that you want me.
00:27:25What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:34There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:38Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:40You know what, Chris?
00:27:40You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:42Fine.
00:27:43But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:27:46Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:27:49So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:27:55No.
00:27:57Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:59Oh, my God.
00:27:59Maria, no.
00:28:00Ew.
00:28:02That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:05He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:28:08And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:11I don't know.
00:28:12But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:15Um, wait.
00:28:17You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:22Think about it.
00:28:24What?
00:28:26We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:29The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:31So, that's step one.
00:28:32Hmm.
00:28:33You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:37He was jealous, Harbs.
00:28:38Yeah, right.
00:28:39Jealous of me?
00:28:40I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:42He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:48Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:50Jealous over you.
00:28:51It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:28:55So, all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:29:00Until he snaps.
00:29:01And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:05And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:12Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:14Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:17Because I get what I want.
00:29:19Mm-hmm.
00:29:30Sexy outfit.
00:29:31Check.
00:29:33Popcorn.
00:29:34Check.
00:29:34The Notebook.
00:29:35The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:29:38Check.
00:29:38Check.
00:29:39Check.
00:29:40Check.
00:29:44Check.
00:29:45Check.
00:29:46Check.
00:29:46Check.
00:29:46Check.
00:29:46Check.
00:29:47what do you want you done giving me the silent treatment um popcorn harper you idiot seduce him
00:29:58i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering but if you're busy i can come back later
00:30:07wait wait wait i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing what's going on
00:30:16oh is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble uh no i just
00:30:25i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie but it's
00:30:41well are we watching a movie or not
00:30:46but what about your date
00:30:59jake please jake jake jake
00:31:03how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real
00:31:15this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:31:23it's true love there's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:31:30or maybe you're just a soulless ai bot and there are batteries in your back
00:31:43what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:55what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:58now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:32:09don't mess with me harper
00:32:11i'm not a toy i'll ruin you well i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:32:16as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:32:19it's not a lie you are a beautiful woman and i'm too much for you kid you can't handle me
00:32:32try me
00:32:37i don't do that lovey-dovey shit i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:32:45maybe i'm into that no i don't think you are
00:32:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:32:55just
00:33:08shut up and watch the movie
00:33:10i'm sorry i love you
00:33:13this was the last thing i could do for you
00:33:15you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:33:30i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:34i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:33:37you're late big daddy
00:33:40but you sound pissed
00:33:41so i'll wait
00:33:44you want to come in and fuck your frustration up
00:33:47not tonight
00:33:49busy busy
00:33:53never for me you're not
00:33:55when the hell could you possibly be
00:33:59are you with another woman woman no
00:34:04not a woman
00:34:07do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:34:11not this guy
00:34:19who's my number
00:34:28whoever this girl is
00:34:30your days are numbered
00:34:31do not flake on melana kaufman
00:34:41she's going to be the death of me
00:34:54kid
00:34:57because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:59i'm coming for you
00:35:09stay
00:35:14damn it orper
00:35:29You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:59you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:03Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:08I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:10His business partner.
00:36:12I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:14No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:22So, so we didn't?
00:36:25No.
00:36:27Because you're still alive.
00:36:29Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:32One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:36:35You don't know that.
00:36:38Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:41Oh yeah?
00:36:42Explain that.
00:36:44That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart.
00:36:47Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:49We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:50You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:36:55Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:00Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:11What's wrong?
00:37:12Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:37:14I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:37:18I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:21With my friend.
00:37:22Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:25Bye.
00:37:25Bye.
00:37:25Bye.
00:37:46T'as sorti?
00:37:47So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:13Struggling much?
00:38:13I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:43I had no other choice.
00:38:46I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:50Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:38:53You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:55That's not.
00:39:02No underwear?
00:39:03That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:12What can I do?
00:39:15I'll punish you.
00:39:19I don't know.
00:39:29You don't know?
00:39:33You don't know?
00:39:39I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:43Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:47Let's do your worst.
00:39:49And so you do your worst.
00:40:04I'm sorry.
00:40:07I can't let this happen.
00:40:08What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:40:13You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:17But, but what about-
00:40:20There's no buts.
00:40:23I can't let this happen again.
00:40:25You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:52That was part of the plan!
00:40:54I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:57Was it big?
00:41:00So big.
00:41:01Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:10Wait, what do you mean? He's a sex freak?
00:41:13Like, BDSM?
00:41:15The whole nine yards.
00:41:16Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:41:18My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:21Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:25Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:29Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:41:32Crap, what if he is coming?
00:41:34Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:39Stop messing with that.
00:41:55You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:58You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:00How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:03He's not my man.
00:42:04I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:11Ew, leave, Brian. She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:14You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:42:17Harps?
00:42:19Huh?
00:42:23What do you want, Brian?
00:42:27Just five minutes.
00:42:31Fine.
00:42:32Harper, are you sure?
00:42:34It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:53Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:54I want to get back together.
00:43:05You cheated on me.
00:43:07I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:43:10But that was months ago. Huh?
00:43:13Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:15This isn't about payback.
00:43:18I've moved on, and you should too.
00:43:20What do you mean, moved on?
00:43:25Hmm?
00:43:26Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:28You slut?
00:43:29Hmm?
00:43:29Get off of me!
00:43:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:33Let me see them.
00:43:34Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:43:36Show me.
00:43:37Show me!
00:43:37Let go of me!
00:43:38There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:43:42I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:43:45A drink?
00:43:46I don't have time for this.
00:43:47You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:43:50That's not happening.
00:43:52Ever.
00:43:54Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:57Me?
00:43:58We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:44:01Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:44:03It's not a threat.
00:44:05It's a fact.
00:44:11You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:44:13But I'm not going to come after you.
00:44:15I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:24Help me!
00:44:25Help!
00:44:26Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:44:29Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:31Good girl.
00:44:32You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:44:36I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:38That's for calling her a bitch.
00:44:41And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:44:44You just made me rip it, asshole.
00:44:48Are you okay?
00:44:52Take her, you psychopath.
00:44:54She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:55Stop it!
00:45:07You're going to kill him.
00:45:08Good.
00:45:08He's not worth it.
00:45:10Let's go.
00:45:14If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:45:18I promise.
00:45:20Let's go.
00:45:21Fuck.
00:45:26Fuck.
00:45:26Oh, fuck.
00:45:42Chris, you almost killed him.
00:45:45Should we call 911?
00:45:47Seriously, Harper?
00:45:49He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:52I handled myself just fine.
00:45:53And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:56You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:15So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:29Let's see who you are.
00:46:32Do we have to do this?
00:46:45What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:48Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:52Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:55So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:59I'm going to throw up.
00:47:15Breathe.
00:47:18You can do this.
00:47:19I'm right here.
00:47:47Don't focus on the water.
00:47:50Just look at me.
00:47:57It's not hard to do.
00:47:58It's okay.
00:48:12It's okay.
00:48:12It's me.
00:48:13I got you.
00:48:14It's okay.
00:48:21You're fine.
00:48:23You're fine, Harper.
00:48:30Just breathe.
00:48:32Just keep breathing.
00:48:33How are you feeling?
00:48:43Fine.
00:48:45Just insanely distracted.
00:48:48Ready for the next step?
00:48:52I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:57I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:03I thought you didn't make love.
00:49:06What?
00:49:09Oh, my God.
00:49:11Oh, my God.
00:49:12You're talking about swimming.
00:49:15You're talking about swimming.
00:49:17What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:24I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:49:26Do you feel the best?
00:49:48Harper.
00:49:49Harper.
00:49:50Harper.
00:49:51Harper.
00:49:53Harper.
00:49:54what happened what happened you blacked out you're okay you're okay
00:50:03you did amazing you're just going to get better and better
00:50:14it's okay we'll try again tomorrow just kiss me
00:50:23your dad won't like this don't think about him if you want me then kiss me
00:50:31if you want me then kiss me i don't think you understand what you're getting into
00:50:38i'm a dangerous man harper just say you don't want me
00:50:43does that feel like i don't want you
00:50:55i want you
00:50:58and i told you not to mess with me you're gonna get hurt
00:51:02you're like
00:51:08what the hell what are you doing we need to talk about this first inside with our minds
00:51:23not our product why are you being such a tease you grandpa i'm not a tease i just care about
00:51:28you so you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:51:33come on let's go inside
00:51:38no i need a moment to cool off
00:51:42i'm gonna shower
00:51:46harper what are you doing
00:51:59so this is where chris has been lately running a daycare
00:52:11who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:52:15who are you and what are you doing in my house
00:52:20i'm elena kaufman the heiress of the kaufman motor industries
00:52:25i noticed how closely you and chris collins were at the gala
00:52:29and i wanted to warn you
00:52:31he might be sexy
00:52:33but you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart
00:52:37yeah he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house
00:52:42oh honey i go where i want
00:52:45plus i keep tabs on our mutual friend
00:52:49you've been tracking him
00:52:51what kind of psycho are you
00:52:54the same kind he is
00:52:55let's just say chris and i have explored each other
00:53:00very intimately
00:53:01let's just say chris and i have explored each other
00:53:08very intimately
00:53:10i'm surprised
00:53:12doesn't look like you can handle him in bed
00:53:16just all around
00:53:18not intense enough for him
00:53:22not intense enough
00:53:24yeah well
00:53:26chris and i actually have a lot of fun
00:53:28oh please don't make me laugh
00:53:33i mean look at you
00:53:35you're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:53:39you're out of your league kid
00:53:42don't call me that
00:53:43you want to know
00:53:47how chris likes to fuck
00:53:49he likes to take you from behind
00:53:52handcuff you so you can't run
00:53:54choke you out
00:53:55none of that
00:53:57kissing
00:53:58pillow talk
00:53:59well maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:54:04he'll be bored of you in a week he actually lives here with me
00:54:12help me i can't swim
00:54:26help me i can't swim
00:54:32help me
00:54:46Smile for T&P, loser.
00:54:50Please don't!
00:54:52Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:55That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:55:04Harper!
00:55:16Harper! No! Come on!
00:55:46Harper! Harper!
00:55:53Breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:55:55You're safe. You're safe.
00:55:57I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:59I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:01You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:56:04You're safe now.
00:56:06Just breathe.
00:56:08Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:09I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:12It's pathetic.
00:56:14Homewreck?
00:56:15Harper could never homewreck us, Malama.
00:56:20She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:25I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:56:27We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:31She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:38Joke me harder.
00:56:41I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:56:47I don't love you.
00:56:48And you almost killed Harper.
00:56:50How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:56She's fine.
00:56:57She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:07What are you doing?
00:57:09Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:57:15And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:57:20You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:27You got that?
00:57:28Are you threatening me?
00:57:30No.
00:57:31I'm telling you.
00:57:33Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:38Get out of here.
00:57:40Wait.
00:57:41Please.
00:57:42Don't.
00:57:43I'll do anything.
00:57:44Please.
00:57:45Please.
00:57:46Please, no.
00:58:00Wait.
00:58:01Wait.
00:58:02Oh.
00:58:04Oh.
00:58:05Oh.
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:07Oh.
00:58:08I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Margot.
00:58:25She will not bother you again.
00:58:28I swear.
00:58:29Don't worry about it.
00:58:33I guess we both have histories of...
00:58:38Dating crazies, huh?
00:58:41I've never dated her.
00:58:43We weren't a thing.
00:58:46A lot of brain to her.
00:58:54Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:01She said that...
00:59:04That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:12She said that...
00:59:14That I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:23Satisfy you.
00:59:25In bed.
00:59:26That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:59:35You'd never be into me.
00:59:40Is that true?
00:59:44That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:46But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:52I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:53When I was in that pool, I...
01:00:01I really thought I was gonna die.
01:00:06And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:13What did you regret?
01:00:15Not doing this sooner.
01:00:17What do you think?
01:00:38You're glad to be here.
01:00:39Ah.
01:00:39What the hell am I doing?
01:00:49Why don't you stop again?
01:00:52You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:54Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:56I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:01:01This isn't about Mark.
01:01:03It's about you and me.
01:01:05So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:09I'm too dangerous.
01:01:15So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:21It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:24There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:26Yeah.
01:01:29It's because you're a coward.
01:01:31You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:32Just admit it.
01:01:34You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:36Just be a man and own it.
01:01:38It's not true.
01:01:38Don't!
01:01:39You're a psycho.
01:01:49Just trying to protect you.
01:01:58Morning.
01:02:01Bagel?
01:02:01I'm not hungry.
01:02:02You need to eat.
01:02:15No.
01:02:16What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:25Are we even now?
01:02:28You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:02:34What's wrong, kiddo?
01:02:35I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:38You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:40Columbia University Gallery Exhibition, featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:59I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:05I promise.
01:03:06Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:15Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:18Nope.
01:03:19And he's never going to.
01:03:24Huh?
01:03:25I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:28Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:32Oh, hey.
01:03:33Hey.
01:03:34Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:03:36Okay?
01:03:37You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:03:40And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:43Stop moping.
01:03:44Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:47Okay?
01:03:49Okay.
01:04:02Wow.
01:04:03How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:05Like a million hours?
01:04:07Who the fuck cares?
01:04:09We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:12Okay.
01:04:14Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:31Whoops.
01:04:38I think I hear them coming.
01:04:40Let's go.
01:04:41One last touch.
01:04:44Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:55Harper.
01:05:00Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:05:03Huh?
01:05:04What?
01:05:05No, no, no, no, no.
01:05:07My, my final project.
01:05:11How am I going to graduate?
01:05:12Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:19Harper.
01:05:21Harper.
01:05:22I'm kind of confused.
01:05:24Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:26Shh.
01:05:27Don't say that.
01:05:35It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:41Did you do this?
01:05:46Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:51We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:54You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:55Guess what?
01:05:56You have no proof.
01:05:59Good luck with that, losers.
01:06:02That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:06:06Harper.
01:06:07There's the student I've been looking for.
01:06:09I can explain.
01:06:13Harper.
01:06:16Is this your work?
01:06:18It's so ugly.
01:06:20Isn't it, Professor?
01:06:21We have to fail Harper.
01:06:23It looks like a complete choke.
01:06:26Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:06:30In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:06:34Wait, what?
01:06:35Who would buy this crap?
01:06:37I would.
01:06:39Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:06:53I would.
01:06:55It's you.
01:06:57You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:07:01Christina, don't be rude.
01:07:03Don't you know who this is?
01:07:04Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:07:08There's no way.
01:07:10That's okay, Professor.
01:07:11Not everyone has taste.
01:07:15How much for this painting?
01:07:17Oh, no.
01:07:17Our starting price is $18.
01:07:24Done.
01:07:27Wait, $1,800?
01:07:29You can study at this school or not.
01:07:31We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:36You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:46Here's $2,000.
01:07:48Here's $2,000.
01:07:48Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:54Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:57Oh my god, oh my god!
01:08:00Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:04Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:07Language, Miss Hawks.
01:08:08Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:11Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:08:15My father still runs this university.
01:08:18Money runs this university.
01:08:21And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:08:29You're going to get us expelled.
01:08:31Professor, you can't.
01:08:33Please.
01:08:34Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:08:37No, wait, Professor!
01:08:38Well, not so fast.
01:08:39What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:08:44Whoa!
01:08:45No!
01:08:45Whoa!
01:08:53I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:56Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:59Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:09:05I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:09:06Those dresses, though.
01:09:09Wait, why, um?
01:09:11I...
01:09:11A dress!
01:09:24This is Versace, you asshole!
01:09:26You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:09:28What was it that you two said?
01:09:31Oh, right.
01:09:33Good luck proving it was me.
01:09:37The chancellor wants you two in his office now!
01:09:40You're being suspended.
01:09:42Let's go!
01:09:43Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:44They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:09:46Let's go!
01:09:47Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:09:51I'll see you later.
01:09:56Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reeves.
01:09:58Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:10:00That's $18,000!
01:10:03Seriously?
01:10:03I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:10:11What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:17He, um...
01:10:20I mean, I...
01:10:22I was an idiot.
01:10:25And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:10:29show you how much I want you.
01:10:30A blindfold?
01:10:47I want you, Harper.
01:10:48I want to do things to you.
01:10:53Bad things.
01:10:57But only if you want me to.
01:11:01I do.
01:11:14Why'd we stop?
01:11:16I've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:19I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:11:21Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:23And I'll wait for you.
01:11:31Wear that for me tonight.
01:11:39Harper!
01:11:40Harper!
01:11:40Harper!
01:11:42Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:11:44You need to look at this!
01:11:45Can it wait, Maria?
01:11:46I'm having...
01:11:47very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:11:52No!
01:11:52No!
01:11:53That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:54Harper, look!
01:11:57You've got the front, I swear!
01:11:59The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:12:02Harper, he's dangerous.
01:12:04You need to move out now!
01:12:05You can't keep living with him!
01:12:07I need to talk to him, okay?
01:12:09Harper!
01:12:09Harper!
01:12:09Harper!
01:12:09Harper!
01:12:09Harper!
01:12:09Harper!
01:12:09Harper!
01:12:09Harper!
01:12:10Harper!
01:12:10Harper!
01:12:10Harper!
01:12:10Harper!
01:12:11Harper!
01:12:11Harper!
01:12:12Harper!
01:12:13Harper!
01:12:14Harper!
01:12:15Harper!
01:12:16Harper!
01:12:17Who are you?
01:12:18Hey, let go of me!
01:12:19Stop it!
01:12:20Please!
01:12:21Please let me go!
01:12:22If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:12:27Harper, Harper, Harper!
01:12:28Are there anything you want to do with trends for primaver?
01:12:29Away!
01:12:42What do you want to do with Peter and if your willing car are you sure you'requivalentions?
01:12:44Let me go.
01:12:48Harper!
01:12:49Who's your friend?
01:12:50What am I doing here?
01:12:51What do you want to bring me up?
01:12:52How do I know when I got bored?
01:12:53Look what I'm paying!
01:12:54Why are you doing me for awhile?
01:12:55She's working for them pretty?
01:12:57nothing to do with our breakup he humiliated me but luckily for me your
01:13:05little boyfriend what does he have he has some dangerous enemies ain't that
01:13:09right fellas once he arrives to save his little princess well we don't need to
01:13:19get into more details do we no no you can just watch no no no no no no a trap what the
01:13:48hell not bad for a guy who hates romance I hope you don't mind I wanted our first time to be
01:14:13special Harper before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:14:19hey crap I can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:14:29you know my daughter better than I do is that text a prank
01:14:35Harper's in trouble we need to go
01:14:38do we have some food with you after we kill mother Grant
01:14:45should we make him watch
01:14:49looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die Harper
01:15:01huh get ready boys
01:15:04I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:15:20that's what happens Chris when you mess around with my shit
01:15:29what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:15:50let me go I already told you once you should have listened to me then
01:16:02I'm going to kill you you goddamn bitch
01:16:07are you okay did he hurt you
01:16:28Chris I put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:16:35when it comes to you Harper I'm willing to take my chances
01:16:39would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:16:50oh my god dad what the hell it's okay
01:16:56I'll handle it I want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:59why are you making out with my best friend Harper
01:17:02I want an answer now before I before I kill him
01:17:04no dad look
01:17:06I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:17:10but
01:17:11deep down
01:17:12I know that
01:17:13you just want me to be safe
01:17:17Chris makes me feel safe
01:17:22please don't be mad
01:17:25you're wrong about that
01:17:28it's not deep down
01:17:31it is the most important thing to me
01:17:34your happiness
01:17:35if that means being with Chris
01:17:39then he better not screw this up
01:17:42or I will make him regret it
01:17:45I believe you
01:17:47you keep her safe
01:17:51with my goddamn life
01:17:55do you remember my instructions
01:18:12yes
01:18:14yes
01:18:26yes
01:18:26daddy
01:18:27say it
01:18:30yes daddy
01:18:33I want you to beg for it
01:18:40I want you to fuck me
01:18:46daddy
01:18:47stop teasing
01:18:58I want you now
01:19:00daddy
01:19:07say it
01:19:09or I'll punish you
01:19:11don't stop daddy
01:19:24are you sure about that
01:19:43you have two choices Mr. Collins
01:20:00you can either uncuff me
01:20:05or fuck me
01:20:07you know I'm dangerous
01:20:24or at your mind
01:20:27do your worst daddy
01:20:31as I start
01:20:54I'm not stopping
01:20:55I thought you only fucked girls
01:21:01from behind
01:21:02you're different
01:21:07ready for round five?
01:21:25stop it
01:21:26stop it
01:21:26I'm sore
01:21:27now let me out
01:21:28so I can go pee
01:21:29what if I don't
01:21:33what is that?
01:21:36crap
01:21:37it's my dad
01:21:37honey you home?
01:21:39dad I'm kind of busy right now
01:21:41stop
01:21:42come in
01:21:42I told you
01:21:47I told you I was busy
01:21:48this
01:21:48this
01:21:48is my home
01:21:50Harper Reeds
01:21:51if you want to get up to adult stuff
01:21:53you need to move out
01:21:54okay I will
01:21:55can you get out
01:21:57I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime Chris
01:22:13can I please just open my eyes
01:22:15no
01:22:15please keep them covered
01:22:17I want to give a speech
01:22:19and I can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:22:21I get nervous when I open up
01:22:24you literally carry around a gun
01:22:27but whatever
01:22:28just get on with it
01:22:30what I do for a living
01:22:32the not so legal part
01:22:35it's
01:22:37dangerous for me to
01:22:39let people into my life
01:22:41and for me to be
01:22:44vulnerable?
01:22:47yeah
01:22:48but I knew
01:22:49when I was in charge of keeping you safe
01:22:52I was doomed
01:22:52you're like a magnet Harper
01:22:55and I want to be around you
01:22:58forever
01:22:59so you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:15I'm moving you in there
01:23:16as a graduation present
01:23:19and also I
01:23:22love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:23:26only if you want to
01:23:30either way
01:23:32the apartment's yours
01:23:34are you serious?
01:23:38what's wrong?
01:23:39it's a tacky?
01:23:41I liked it
01:23:42I thought
01:23:42deal
01:23:43but on one condition boyfriend
01:23:49which is?
01:23:52you have to move in there with me
01:23:54deal
01:23:56you have to move in there
01:24:00you have to move in there
01:24:01you have to move in there
01:24:01you have to move in there
01:24:02you have to move in there
01:24:03you have to move in there
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01:24:18you have to move in there
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