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00:00gonnement
00:01Ça va ta ta tar awareness
00:02would you like to resign anything
00:03prophet
00:05This virus in physics
00:05Maybe
00:06He has said the design
00:07has not been rustled
00:08it doesn't
00:09We will
00:10He
00:12Say a Miss people
00:13То that he will
00:15It will be跑en
00:16He will report the environment
00:18Then we will do this
00:21Okay...
00:22Todos on all CMS
00:24Hey...
00:25You are very scared
00:28Take one step
00:29Fix your leg
00:29All is well. All is well. All is well. All is well. All is well.
00:34Now, this is something that has come. Our father will leave us.
00:37We were in the village. He was in the village.
00:39He was singing at night. All is well.
00:46And we were sleeping with a little bit.
00:48One night, we were in the village,
00:49and we knew that Salih was not looking at night.
00:52He was singing at night. All is well. All is well.
00:54And we were sleeping with a figure.
00:57That day, a conversation came.
00:58All is well. All is well. All is well.
01:13And we'll solve problems with him.
01:15No, but he's got the ability to help him.
01:19Remember this mantra.
01:20He's going to be very important here.
01:22He's going to be very important.
01:37He's going to be very important.
01:38Holy shit!
02:08Do not know if the other fish will come to the sea
02:12Lice will get burnt on you
02:16No one knows what the future will come to else
02:20I can't remember my truth
02:24All is bad
02:27All is bad
02:31Chachu all is bad
02:35All is bad
02:38Confusion
03:08antler
03:12Unmond
03:16Unmond
03:20Unmond
03:26Unmond
03:32Unmond
03:36Caller Ship की पी गया दारू, घम तो फिर भी मिटा नहीं, अगर बत्तिया राख हो गई, गोड तो फिर भी दिखा नहीं
03:44कराख्या जानने उसकी जान का क्या होगा, सीख खुशेगी असाला की माँ होगा, कोई न जाने अपना फ्यूचर क्या होगा, तो होट घुमा, सीडे बजा, सीडे बजा के पौन
04:00All age well
04:02All age well
04:06All age well
04:10All age well
04:14All age well
04:16When life is out of control
04:18Then go to the hotel
04:20Go to the hotel
04:22Go to the hotel
04:24Go to the hotel
04:26All age well
04:28The hotel
04:30What do you think?
04:32What do you think?
04:34All life will be done
04:36or will it be done
04:38No others will be done
04:40What will this happen?
04:42What will it happen?
04:44What will it happen?
04:46The hotel
04:47We are meeting
04:48Yes!
04:50All age well
04:54All age well
04:56Joy!
04:57Joy!
04:58Joy!
04:59Joy!
05:00Joy!
05:01Joy!
05:02Joy!
05:03Joy!
05:04Joy!
05:05Joy, look at us!
05:14Joy, look!
05:19Joy, look!
05:22Joy!
05:23Joy!
05:24Joy!
05:25Joy!
05:26Joy!
05:27Joy!
05:32Joy!
05:33Give me some sunshine.
06:03Give me some rain.
06:07Give me another chance.
06:11I wanna grow up once again.
06:15Good news, sir.
06:17Neither the police nor the father of Joy.
06:22Everything is suicide, sir.
06:25In the post-mortem report, death, intense pressure on windpipe resulting in choking.
06:32They are thinking that they died here because of the pressure.
06:39For the last four years, what is the pressure here?
06:42They are not in the report, sir.
06:46These engineers are crazy, sir.
06:49They don't make such machines,
06:52but they don't make such machines.
06:55They know that this suicide is not a murder, sir.
06:59They are not a murder, sir.
07:04For the joy of suicide,
07:06you are giving me advice.
07:08If one student didn't get pressure,
07:10then we were responsible.
07:12If there are many pressures in life,
07:14then you will always give advice.
07:16Sir, I am not giving advice, sir.
07:18Sir, I am giving advice to the system.
07:21Sir, I have some statistics, sir.
07:23Sir, there is India number one in suicides.
07:26Every half hours,
07:27one student attempts suicide.
07:29Here, students are less than a suicide.
07:34Something is wrong, sir.
07:36I can't tell you about other colleges.
07:38But this is one of the finest colleges in the country.
07:41I am running this college for 30 years.
07:43And from the 28th position,
07:45I am taking number one.
07:47Sir, what number one, sir?
07:48What number one?
07:50Sir, no one doesn't talk about new ideas or inventions.
07:53No one doesn't talk about Marx.
07:55They are only talking about Marx
07:58or a job in the US.
08:01Sir, you are not getting knowledge here, sir.
08:03You are only learning Marx.
08:06Now, you will learn how to teach me.
08:09No, sir. I...
08:11Sir.
08:13Sir, I am...
08:20Sir Gua The King.
08:34Please sit down.
08:37Today we have an essay leader
08:39whose believes that he can study better than our highly qualified teachers.
08:44So today, Professor Ran Churdas Chanchar will teach us engineering.
09:07We do not have all day.
09:14We do not have all day.
09:20We do not have to do well.
09:29We do not have to do well with theetti.
09:39So did we do well?
09:42You have 30 seconds to understand the meaning of the words of the boat.
09:51If you want, you can use the book.
09:53If you get the answer, you will do it with your hand.
09:57Let's see who comes first and who comes last.
10:01Your time starts now.
10:12Time up.
10:37Time up, sir. Time up.
10:40What? You didn't get the answer to anyone?
10:45Now, rewind your life and think about it.
10:49When I asked this question,
10:51did you think that you will get to learn something new today?
10:55It will be fun. Anyone?
10:58Sir?
11:01No.
11:03Everything is in the race.
11:06What is the use of this?
11:10Will you grow up?
11:12No.
11:13It will only increase pressure.
11:15And this is a college.
11:16Don't do pressure.
11:18From the fear of the circus,
11:20we learn to sit on the circus.
11:23But we call well-trained,
11:25not educated.
11:27Hello?
11:28This is not a philosophy class.
11:31Don't know the meaning of those two words.
11:33Sir, there are no words like that, sir.
11:36This is my name of friends.
11:38Farhan and Raju.
11:40No.
11:41No.
11:42No.
11:43No.
11:44No, sir.
11:45What?
11:46How did you study engineering?
11:52No, sir.
11:53I was not studying engineering, sir.
11:54Those of you might know better, sir.
11:55But I was learning how to teach them
11:57and how to speak.
11:58And I believe that you will certainly learn one day, sir.
12:00Because I have an old child's hands,
12:01not my students,
12:02but I will never forget.
12:04I knew how to study.
12:09And I believe that you will have to learn one day, sir.
12:12Because I will never forget my hands of my little students.
12:15Come on, sir.
12:18Quiet!
12:22Quiet, sir!
12:26I want you to believe in the big game
12:29that your son, Farhan, Raju, is in a wrong way.
12:32If you don't have a right path,
12:34then the future may be lost.
12:37The letters of our house were like an atom bomb.
12:40Hiroshima and Nagasathe were in a mouth.
12:43And we were invited to eat the whole house.
12:47Come on.
12:49Come on.
12:50Come on.
12:52Come on.
12:54Here we can afford one air conditioner.
12:57Come on.
12:59And he put us in a room in Farhan's room
13:01so that he can be able to read it.
13:04I bought a car.
13:06I drive a scooter today.
13:09We put all the money in Farhan's room.
13:12We put our future for Farhan's future.
13:15Do you understand?
13:16After that,
13:17after that,
13:18when we came to the house,
13:19I had a principal's house,
13:20then what would you think of it?
13:21What would you think of it?
13:24Hey!
13:25Do you have these photos for you, Farhan?
13:28After that,
13:29after that,
13:30I would say that I would become a wildlife photographer.
13:36How much was your percentage?
13:38Tell me.
13:40Ninety-one percent.
13:41Listen.
13:43Ninety-four percent.
13:44Ninety-one percent.
13:45Ninety-one percent.
13:50Do you feel good?
13:51No, Uncle.
13:52Sorry.
13:53Actually,
13:54I'm telling you,
13:55why are you making this?
13:56Why are you making this engineer?
13:57You should make it a wildlife photographer.
13:58Listen.
13:59It's going to be a bit further.
14:00I'm going to take my hands with you.
14:03Don't ruin my son's future.
14:04Don't ruin my son's future.
14:08Children,
14:09eat food.
14:10Come on.
14:11Yes, let's eat.
14:15If you're the next time,
14:16you'll have to eat food.
14:20Abba didn't eat food.
14:22Now,
14:23God has to eat a big picture
14:26and Axis.
14:27The right place is the right spot.
14:28It's a small house
14:30of the night.
14:31The house is reading the 50's
14:32black-and-white film movies.
14:35There was a small camera
14:36with a paralyzed mother,
14:37a mostly mother
14:39and a child
14:40and an infant.
14:42The Secondly is the spring
14:43and 24 hours running water.
14:46The mother of school was retired
14:48She was tired and she was tired more.
14:51She was a post-master.
14:54After the paralysis, the body was closed.
14:57The salary was full.
14:59And the baby was 28.
15:01We ask about 800.
15:03Don't you read the book?
15:05How will you get married?
15:07Yes, thank you.
15:09Do you know?
15:10She was 12.
15:12And she was 10.
15:13She was in the country.
15:15And you will come to college.
15:17Tell us.
15:18What will we eat?
15:19Mom?
15:21We will take the milk?
15:23The milk will be stored in a few days
15:25at Sonar's shop.
15:27No, no.
15:29Mom, what are you doing?
15:31Okay, brother.
15:33Leave me alone.
15:35This is good.
15:36Take care of the children.
15:38Take care of the work.
15:40And keep the rest of it.
15:43If you have a problem at home,
15:45if you don't tell her,
15:46then who will tell her?
15:47Who will tell her?
15:48Who will tell her?
15:49Who will tell her?
15:50Hey, Raju.
15:56There was a big question.
15:58To help the friends
15:59and to help the mother's eyes.
16:01Then we thought,
16:03take care of the milk.
16:04Take care of the milk.
16:05No.
16:06No.
16:19It's been filled with the milk.
16:24Take your milk.
16:25Can you give me a pizza?
16:26No, no, no.
16:27It went away.
16:28It went away.
16:37A baby, 12 rupees.
16:38And a half a day.
16:43At least, the food offered was offered.
16:45You're not like your father.
16:47Titler Kureishi.
16:48Yes, your mother is Teresa.
16:49She was eating a pizza.
16:51Why would you like to have fun?
16:52Let's go.
16:53Let's go. What are you doing?
16:55I'm tired, man. Where are you going to eat food?
16:57One-thin day, man.
16:57What's your mother's mother, Teresa, will give you money?
17:00Oh, for eating food, it doesn't look like money.
17:02It looks like a uniform.
17:04Huh?
17:04Look at that.
17:07Let's go.
17:08Let's go.
17:13Oh, Uncle.
17:19Hey, listen.
17:20I've got three large vodkas, huh?
17:21You're drinking some water.
17:22You're dead, man.
17:24And what's in the start-ups?
17:25I've got two plates.
17:27Leave it.
17:27Yeah.
17:28And change music, man.
17:29Something like that, huh?
17:30Pia, what the hell is this?
17:32What is this?
17:33It's an 18th century watch.
17:36Man, what are you talking about?
17:38So, let's see her husband.
17:40She's going to be a doctor.
17:41And she's wearing 200 rupees.
17:43Please take it off.
17:45Hi, Cancel.
17:46Hey, Aunty.
17:48You're looking good.
17:49Don't miss my set, darling.
17:51Rubies?
17:52Mendeley.
17:53Mendeley.
17:54Wow!
17:55Hey, let's go meet David.
17:56Let's meet you.
17:56Of course.
17:57Of course.
17:58Of course.
18:02Excuse me.
18:05Yes?
18:06A glass.
18:09Take this glass.
18:10Why?
18:11If you throw the glass,
18:13my head will break.
18:14Why do I throw you?
18:16Why do I throw you?
18:17Because I'm going to give you a little free advice.
18:20What?
18:21Never get married from that glass.
18:24Excuse me?
18:25That man has a price tag.
18:26Price tag.
18:27Listen.
18:28I'm going to get married from the house.
18:29I'll get married from the house.
18:30Hello?
18:31If your life is going to break,
18:32your future will be finished.
18:33Demo.
18:36How many of them do I know?
18:38What?
18:39I won't ask.
18:40She'll tell me.
18:41I don't know.
18:42Jesse.
18:51Oh my God!
18:52Hey!
18:53Hey!
18:54Hey!
18:54What happened?
18:55I have $300 shoes.
18:57I have a jacket on my $300 shoes.
19:00Don't go.
19:01Don't give me free advice.
19:02Don't give me free advice.
19:03Go ahead.
19:04Genuine Italian leather hand stitch!
19:06Dad.
19:11Dad.
19:11Hmm?
19:12How are your guests?
19:17These are my students.
19:19What do they do here?
19:24One second.
19:27This is very good.
19:28The smell is very good.
19:29I don't have a place for food.
19:30Let me adjust on the side.
19:31Okay.
19:34Hi.
19:34Hey.
19:35Hi.
19:36You opened my eyes.
19:38Thank you so much.
19:40Oh!
19:41Hey!
19:42What's that?
19:43You're my first.
19:44Can I ask you for a little more help?
19:46Yeah, yeah.
19:47We won't give this engagement with my dad.
19:49Oh!
19:50You explain so well.
19:52If you give them a demo, then...
19:54Why not?
19:55We'll give them a demo.
19:56Raju, give me a seat.
19:57Yeah.
19:58You're really sweet.
19:59Hey!
20:00What's your dad?
20:01What's your dad?
20:02Absolutely behind you.
20:04Oh!
20:05Oh!
20:05You are my dad.
20:06Oh!
20:11Oh, my dad.
20:12I'm free advisor.
20:14Why not take it?
20:15Oh, go.
20:16What are you doing here?
20:18Sir, let me take a look at the stage.
20:22Give it to me. It's my daughter's wedding.
20:25My daughter?
20:29Sir, how many daughters of your total?
20:33It's empty.
20:35You don't want to drink?
20:36We've called you.
20:38You'll probably be with the girls.
20:41No sir, we're actually with the science.
20:45Keith, can you explain?
20:48Dad, you can explain very well.
20:50We'll give you a demo now.
20:52Give it to me.
20:53Sir, actually,
20:55there's a lot of electricity in Delhi, sir.
20:57And there's a lot of problems in it, sir.
21:00So, I thought I'd make a inverter
21:02that the batteries of the cars in the marriage.
21:05Okay.
21:06Wow.
21:08So, the inverter made?
21:10Sir, the design is ready.
21:15What is the design, Farhan?
21:17Yes?
21:18You gave the design?
21:19Yes.
21:20I gave Raju.
21:21Raju, the design.
21:25Sir, actually, let me take a look at the design, sir.
21:27Sir, I'll show you a direct inverter.
21:29You can only make the inverter.
21:31No inverter.
21:32No sir.
21:33Sir, I'll show you a inverter.
21:35I promise.
21:36And...
21:37And I'll give you a name, sir.
21:39Because after all,
21:40you've invented your daughter's wedding.
21:42So, it'll be an honor...
21:43Farhan.
21:44Raju.
21:45Raju.
21:46I'm going to get to the office in the office tomorrow.
21:55Sir, what was your per-plate cost, sir?
21:58We'll pay for it, sir.
21:59In the installments, sir.
22:03And we won't go to any wedding, sir.
22:05Yes, sir.
22:06I won't go to my wedding.
22:07In fact, sir, I won't go to my wedding.
22:08And you won't do that, sir.
22:09Yes, sir.
22:10I won't do that, sir.
22:12Your mother-in-law must also marry.
22:15In this world, two idiots were born.
22:19Feet!
22:34Pay attention.
23:12Mr. Farhan.
23:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, sir.
23:17And now, let's reduce another zero.
23:22So, this is your family income, Mr. Raju Rastoghi.
23:27Big reason to worry.
23:33Beerus, the highest-class buddhye, and you change your camera.
23:38Chatur Ramalingam, you change the exam.
23:41You change the exam, you change the exam, you lose your mind.
23:45BELL RINGS
24:07She'll go around here.
24:09I see.
24:10Then get lost.
24:15Oh
24:22Raju to samjha kar
24:24Why is amara saath game khele rai divide and rule
24:26Are there dharma tiyaar? Darn na padta hai
24:29Mujhe achchi nokri ke lihe achche grades shi hai or grades uske ahat mein
24:33Tere jaisa rahis baat nyeh meh Rajiske kharche bhe puri zindegi nikaal lunga
24:36Eh Raju, tu kya pakwas kar raha yaar
24:38Yee jo wuleka, ham boi karengge kya?
24:40All is well, all is well
24:42Tu hoga, Chamcha, iska, mein nahi
24:44Hey, ab tu line cross kar raha hai
24:45Nain, mein peech mein line bana raha hong
24:46Kyunke mujhe meri family ko support karna hai
24:51Maa ki yaadhi salary baba ki dhuaiyoh mein jhaati hai
24:55Kammo ki shadhi nahi ho rhi
24:57Kyunke ladge waaloko maruthi 800 chahi
25:02Pishle paat saal ho hai
25:05Maa nai ek sari tak nahi khariti
25:09Yer, ab tu argument me maa ki sari ghusaray ga
25:11Tho phir hum nai kya bol sakti
25:14Yer, wiesse ek saad me kitini shadiya reasonable hoti
25:17Maa khu leke mazak nahi hai
25:19Aray Raju, hum log padheenge, ji laga ke padheenge
25:21Lekin sarife exam pass karnne ke liye nahi
25:24Kisi maa purush nai ka hai
25:25Ki kaamiaab honne ke liye nahi
25:27Kaabil honne ke liye padho
25:28Sukses ki pichat mat bhaagou
25:30Excellence, excellence ka pichah karo
25:32Sukses jhak maar ka tumare pichahayegi
25:35Kis maa purush nai kaya?
25:37Baba ran chodh da se
25:40Maro tum lho
25:41Aray, aray, aray, aray
25:43Raju, yaa tension mat le yaar
25:44Amo nam top kari ya na yaar
25:45Nothing is impossible
25:46Nothing is impossible
25:51Lye, ab dal desu ko vaapis indar
25:56Raju nai train ka ڈibba badal diya
25:58Ab wo chatur ke saad saafr karne nikal pada
26:01Hindi ka saafr nahi
26:02Angrezi ka saafr
26:04S U F F E R
26:08Chatur ko sab silencer bulaate thay
26:10Mind ko sharp karne ke liye
26:11Koyi bangali baba ka churan khaata thay
26:14Phr silently garam hawaiya chhodtata thay
26:22Or ilzam
26:23Hameisha dousro pe thokta thay
26:26Silencer dhin mein
26:27Ahthara ghante rata maartta thay
26:29Or exams ki raat
26:30Dousro ko padhaay se distract karta thay
26:36Uska maanna tha
26:37Kye exams top karne ke dho hii tariqe
26:39Ya to khud marks ache leyao
26:41Ya dousro ke kum karau
26:47Rancho nai silencer ko sabag sikhane ka
26:49Aur raju ko bachane ka combined plan manaya
26:52Hemaare director saahab ne
26:58Yahaan kai chamatkar kiye hai
27:01Chamatkar ka matlab hai
27:03Matlab nahi chaayi hai
27:04Dubeji, mein yad kar lenge
27:06I'll memorize it
27:07Aray ratu popat
27:08Teachers day pere introductory speech
27:10Dene ke liye
27:10Chatur ko chuna gaya tha
27:12Usne virus ko impress karne ke liye
27:14Apeni speech librarian Dubee se
27:16Shudh Hindi me lekho hai
27:17Hullo
27:19Hullo
27:21Haa bula tau
27:22Chatur
27:23Tummaara phone hai
27:24Dubeji, print adak ke pas rakhiye mi hati ho
27:27Rattu na robot
27:29Yee bhi gaam karo inka
27:35Aray Dubeji
27:37Aap ko director saabi aab yad kiye
27:39Achha?
27:40Ahi
27:40Ahi
27:41Achha, okay
27:41Thummae yeh Chatur ko deh de na
27:43Ma-mai aata ho
27:44Ahaha
27:49Hello, hello
27:50Hello, Mr. Ramlingam
27:52Yes
27:53Ji, mein Lajpatnagar polis station se bol raha houm
27:56Aap, uh, Yuganda se hai?
27:58Y-yes, sir
27:59Hmm
28:00Ji, aapke jaan ko khatra hai
28:02What?
28:03How?
28:04Um
28:05Meri instruction dhyan se sunyei
28:07Parna college ke gate ke bahar nikalti hi
28:09Beach road me aapki moth ho jayegi
28:12Kiyo?
28:13Kya hui?
28:14Chatur is sadme se recover karta
28:15Usse phele rancho ne uski speech ke chand shabd badal da lhe
28:19Jaisse
28:20Chamatkar ban gaya
28:21Bhalatkar
28:22Aapne mujhe bula ya, sir
28:24Aapne mujhe bula ya, sir
28:25Honodom
28:26Dubeji, librarian
28:30Parmanet ho, sir
28:31Congratulations
28:33Eek minute, eek minute
28:35Eek minute
28:36Eek minute
28:37Komishner's aapko phone hai, hold kije
28:38Excuse me, sir
28:39Sir
28:48Ah, hallo ji, haan ji, mein kaha ta?
28:51Aapne bula gate ke bahar, meri mode
28:53Haan
28:54Dekho, jab tum gate ke bahar nikloge
28:56Tab saamne tum ek signal dekhega
28:58Traffic signal
28:59Traffic signal
29:00Traffic signal?
29:01Haan, okey, okey
29:02Jab woh signal laal ho jayega
29:04Yani ki red
29:05Tab sari kaadiyaan ruk chayenge
29:07Okey, okey, pher?
29:09Pher tum dhyan se road cross karna
29:11Oh kya yana beta?
29:13Aaj kal traffic bhot zyada hai
29:14To kabhi kaadi wadi se takara gaya
29:16To moth bhi ho sapki
29:18Aaaaah!
29:19What nonsense!
29:20I know that!
29:21Ah, you know that?
29:22Very good, bita
29:23Tab tup tum safe ho
29:24Shabhash, shabhash
29:25Ban kaya popat
29:32Hey, silencer
29:33Dubejji
29:34You don't call me that
29:35Chanchar
29:38Chanchar
29:42Hey, director to bole
29:43Hame nahin bula hai
29:44Bula hai thoti ta Dubeji
29:45Mena to ka yaad kiya
29:46Yaad kiya?
29:47Na lai ko
29:49Na lai ko
29:57Aadhar niya sabhapati mohodaya
29:59Aadhar niya sabhapati mohodaya
30:02Aadhar niya sabhapati mohodaya
30:04Atiti vishesh shikshan mantri Shri R.D. Tripathi ji
30:06Mannyya shikshagan or mere piyar sapatiyo
30:10Aadhar niya sabhapati mohodaya
30:12Aadhar niya sabhapati mohodaya
30:13Aadhar niya sabhapati mohodaya
30:14Aadhar niya sabhapati mohodaya
30:15Shri Viru Sahastra buddhe
30:16Aadhar niya sabhapati mohodaya
30:17Aadhar niya sabhapati mohodaya
30:18Toh uska shriya
30:19Sirf ek insaan ko jata hai
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