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Back Off ! The Prince Is Mine - Full Episodes
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00:00Oh, honey, I'm so nervous.
00:01Don't be. They're going to love you.
00:03I'll be home soon.
00:05Just have a few more meetings with the Foundation.
00:07First flowers in the room? Check.
00:08Candles? Check.
00:10Excellent. Let's prepare the welcome cake.
00:12I still hope your mom lets me design a dress for the spring gala.
00:16Matthew, what if she hates me?
00:18Who wouldn't love the future princess of Westmarch?
00:21I still can't believe I get to marry a prince.
00:24Oh, my God.
00:25And I can't believe I'm going to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:27Oh, my goodness.
00:30The princess future bride is going to love this.
00:32Be careful.
00:33This was handcrafted by the cake boss himself and flown in from Italy.
00:37I think they're here.
00:38Oh, my goodness.
00:39Okay.
00:41Okay.
00:41Okay.
00:44What's this?
00:48Stop with the bumps.
00:50You're messing up my makeup.
00:52Sorry.
00:53You're a royal chauffeur.
00:56Aren't you supposed to be good at driving?
00:58I may be interviewing for a housekeeping position, but I need to look like a princess if I'm ever going to land the prince.
01:03And you're going to help me.
01:05Please don't ask me to help me.
01:06Sure.
01:07I can't afford to lose this job.
01:09I've got a family to support.
01:10I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
01:13And I know everything there is to know about the prince.
01:15Every last little detail.
01:17Ah!
01:17I know.
01:38Ms. Ross, it's an honor to meet you.
01:51Congratulations on your engagement.
01:54Thanks.
01:55Engagement?
01:56What the hell is she talking about?
01:58When will the prince be arriving?
01:59These dumb royal assistants think that I am Pamela Ross.
02:03This can be fun.
02:04He'll be here in a few days.
02:06Maybe see the ring.
02:08You know, the engagement ring.
02:12Uh, it's being cleaned.
02:15Oh, okay.
02:16Um, your suitcases?
02:19Crap.
02:21The airline lost them.
02:25They'll be delivered later.
02:27Then, please follow me, ma'am.
02:30It's Ms.
02:32Ms.
02:33Ms.
02:34Oh, God.
02:34Ah, this is it, Pamela.
02:47Ah.
02:47This is it, Pamela.
02:49Ah.
02:49Ah.
02:59Hello?
03:00Yes.
03:01What?
03:02We don't want any.
03:03Oh, sorry.
03:05Hi.
03:06I'm Pamela Ross.
03:09The princess's fiance.
03:11I'm Pamela Ross, the princess's fiance.
03:21Right, and I'm Queen Sarah.
03:23Get out of here before I call security.
03:24What?
03:25What is going on here?
03:28This freak claims to be you.
03:30Uh, she's a fraud.
03:32I'm the princess's fiance.
03:34What?
03:34She's lying.
03:37It's a fake.
03:39Uh, okay.
03:42If you're the prince's fiance, then when's his birthday?
03:45February 17th, 1999.
03:47Where'd he go to school?
03:48USC, BA in Business Administration.
03:51Okay.
03:53Favorite ice cream flavor?
03:56Mint, chocolate, chip.
03:58How do you know all of that?
04:00Who are you?
04:01I'm Pamela Ross, fiance of Prince Matthew of Westmarch, soon-to-be princess and future
04:09queen of Westmarch.
04:15Okay.
04:17If you really are Pamela Ross, then I assume you'll be attending Lady Alana Huffington's
04:23fundraiser for the Prince's Trust?
04:25Of course I'll be attending.
04:28They are auctioning off a Hearts and Roses gown.
04:32I want to wear that gown to the Queen's Spring Gala.
04:35But, wait a second.
04:37Hang on.
04:58You shameless bitch!
05:20That'll teach you.
05:22Fraud.
05:23Freak.
05:24Loser.
05:25What is going on here?
05:39Who are you?
05:40I'm Daniel, Matthew's older brother.
05:42I'm here for the Spring Gala.
05:44He was abdicated from the floor a few years back after that incident.
05:46Shh.
05:47I know this.
05:48Of course I know this.
05:49You're my assistant.
05:50This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancée.
05:54I am his fiancée.
05:56No, I'm his fiancée.
05:59And I want this imposter gone.
06:02I'm sure we can get this all figured out.
06:04Oh, shut up.
06:05Excuse me?
06:06I am the future princess, future queen of Westmarch.
06:10And I want her out!
06:13Now, shut up, you hag!
06:17You have the manners of a pig!
06:23Bitch fight.
06:25Shh.
06:26You know what?
06:36You bitch!
06:37I am going to get you!
06:42You want to keep yourself up?
06:44Let's get out of here before this gets any uglier.
07:04Daniel.
07:04Let's try this again.
07:07Welcome to Westmarch.
07:08Oh, my goodness.
07:09They're beautiful.
07:10I picked them myself.
07:13Wow.
07:13Your brother didn't tell me how charming you were.
07:16Me and my brother aren't on the best of terms.
07:18Oh.
07:19Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
07:21Anyhow, I came by to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds.
07:25You know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:28Are you sure you want to do that now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:32I don't know who you are, but I find you to be delightful.
07:36And that other Pamela, well, she is quite unfriendly.
07:40So, shall we?
07:42Let's.
07:43Okay.
07:44Good night.
07:44Good night.
07:49Sorry.
07:49Bye.
07:53Oh.
07:54Oh.
07:55Oh.
07:57Oh.
07:59Oh.
08:02Oh.
08:05Oh.
08:07Oh.
08:08Oh.
08:09Oh.
08:10she's a nobody and we've never even met mother she's a very talented designer she just graduated
08:20from the fashion institute and designing your dress would really put her on the map
08:24when does she get here she's already here then why haven't i met her because you're sick mother
08:29daniel quiet i am speaking to your better brother
08:33my darling boy you're going to love pamela i promise okay i love i love you mother i love you more
08:44daniel sort out this dress disaster i really don't want to be wearing some bimbo's rags
08:56yes mother and don't mess it up this time
09:01so
09:04so
09:08so
09:16so
09:20so
09:24I don't know, she's pretending that she's me.
09:37She says that she's your fiancé, and she knows all these personal details about you.
09:41It's creepy.
09:42What about my brother?
09:43He's been great.
09:44I think he might be the only person who actually believes me.
09:47Should I call my mother?
09:49No.
09:50No, no, no.
09:51She already doesn't feel well.
09:52The last thing I want to do is cause problems for her.
09:55I really want her to like me.
09:56She will.
09:57She'll adore you just as I do.
09:59I hope so.
10:00I'll be back in a few days.
10:02Once I'm back, I'll set her straight.
10:04Hon, I appreciate that, but I want to earn her respect and love myself.
10:09Spoken like the true princess of Westmarch.
10:12Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
10:14Well, can you blame me?
10:15I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
10:17I love you so much.
10:19I'm the luckiest girl alive.
10:20And I'm the luckiest guy.
10:22Okay, I should run.
10:24I love you.
10:25I love you more.
10:30What are you doing here?
10:36What are you doing here?
10:38I'm here for the fundraiser.
10:39What are you doing here?
10:41I'm attending the fundraiser.
10:43That Hearts and Roses gown is mine.
10:44You don't have an invitation.
10:49Then what's this?
10:50Yeah, what's that?
10:51What's that?
10:53Stop that.
10:54Stop it right now.
10:55Stop it.
10:57How did you get that?
10:59I need you to get me an invitation to Alana Huffington's fundraiser tomorrow.
11:03That's impossible.
11:04I don't care.
11:05Do it.
11:06It was hand-delivered to me.
11:22Addressed to the Princess of Westmarch.
11:25You're lying.
11:26Where is your invitation, fraud?
11:30Right here.
11:31Give that back.
11:35Give it back.
11:39You all are acting like white trash.
11:51My lady?
11:53That invitation is forged.
11:55Well, it looks quite real to me.
12:06Shall I accompany you to the ballroom?
12:10It's right this way.
12:12Then I have some personal matters to attend to.
12:13Okay.
12:25Great.
12:33Does anyone smell something rotten?
12:36I do.
12:37Ew.
12:39Let's just get through this.
12:41Shall we, ladies?
12:45Security.
12:46There's a hooker here who crashed the event so she can pick up men.
12:51Actually, there's an imposter here pretending that she's me.
12:54You can't even afford a Hearts and Roses gown.
12:58We'll see about that.
12:59Leave now before I drag you out by your hair.
13:02I dare you.
13:03Security!
13:04There is an imposter here.
13:06Security!
13:08What is going on here?
13:09Great!
13:10It's him.
13:11The old abdicated brother.
13:14The shame of the family.
13:17And she's his hooker!
13:20Enough.
13:21The auction is about to begin.
13:27Please, ignore them.
13:31Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending my event.
13:35Thus far, we've raised over $1 million for Hope for Children, our Queen's beloved charity.
13:42We're sorry, Her Majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here.
13:52But, onward to the highlight of the evening.
13:55It's time to auction this authentic Hearts and Roses gown.
14:00Nobody knows the true identity of Hearts and Roses.
14:13Shh!
14:15Now, do we have an opening bid of $100,000?
14:20$100,000.
14:21We have $100,000.
14:24Now, do I hear $500,000?
14:27$1 million.
14:29We have $1 million.
14:31Now, do I hear $2 million?
14:34$2 million.
14:36$10.
14:38$10 million.
14:39We have $10 million for Hearts and Roses gown, going once, going twice, sold to Prince Daniel.
14:59It's a gift for you, my lovely friend.
15:04Oh, that's too much.
15:05Oh, really?
15:05Considering what you've had to do with tonight, there's nothing.
15:10My dear, would you do us the honor of modeling this dress?
15:14Yes, I'd love to.
15:15Well, thank you.
15:17Security!
15:19This woman is a fraud.
15:21As the fiancé of Prince Matthew, I think she needs to be thrown out immediately.
15:27Security!
15:29Guards!
15:30But, but I'm the Prince's fiancé.
15:34Wait, wait.
15:35Let go of me!
15:37Leave her alone.
15:43As second in line to the Crown, you are fired.
15:46Leave now!
15:50Please excuse that.
15:52May I accompany you to your dressing room?
15:54Yes.
15:56You have to admit, he's pretty sexy.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Shut up!
16:06Shut up!
16:13Exquisite.
16:14Beautiful.
16:15She looks just like a princess.
16:17Yeah.
16:18I suppose that now would be as good of a time as any for me to announce that I am hearts and roses.
16:31I designed that dress.
16:35She's hearts and roses?
16:37Her identity is finally revealed.
16:40Oh, Trilling.
16:42That's impossible.
16:44It is possible because I designed that dress.
16:47No.
16:48No, it's not possible.
16:50Because I designed this dress.
16:51I'm hearts and roses.
16:59I'm hearts and roses.
17:02Sorry.
17:03Now I've heard everything.
17:06The fraud freak is a pathological liar.
17:11I'm not lying and I can prove it.
17:14We all know that hearts and roses sews a hidden gem into each dress.
17:18Right?
17:18Tell us something we don't already know.
17:21Well, I sewed a red ruby into this bodice.
17:24I can go to the bathroom and take it off.
17:26Pick at the seam just to prove it all to you.
17:30Yeah, that's a good idea.
17:32Let her prove it.
17:33I'll take care of that.
17:44What the fuck, you freak?
17:47Why would you do that?
17:48Now the ruby is missing.
17:50How is she supposed to prove it now?
17:51Now what?
17:53I am Pamela Ross.
17:56I am hearts and roses.
17:58And I will not stand for these games anymore.
18:01You've gone too far.
18:03Stop.
18:06Stop.
18:10Stop.
18:15What's the meaning of this?
18:16Your Highness, this woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancée and now she claims
18:21to be hearts and roses.
18:25Your Highness, I am the real Pamela Ross.
18:28I am Matthew's fiancée and I am so honored to meet you.
18:33You may stand, my dear.
18:40You, you fraud.
18:43How dare you?
18:45Look at you exposing your breasts at such a reverent event.
18:50Daniel, your taste in women hasn't improved.
18:54Another hussy.
18:55This woman is a liar.
18:56Fool out, both of you.
19:00Madam, I don't know who she is, but she's pulled the wool over your eyes, just like everyone else.
19:07How dare you?
19:08What the hell is going on here?
19:28What the hell is going on here?
19:30Matthew.
19:35What'd they do to you, baby?
19:36Mother, what is the meaning of this?
19:44She claims to be your fiancée.
19:46She is my fiancée.
19:49So you think you can just waltz in here and marry into this family?
19:54Look at you.
19:56You're a whore.
19:57Trying to manipulate my son.
20:00You think you're the true hearts and roses?
20:03You're a fake.
20:05She's a fraud.
20:06And she's a whore.
20:08But she is.
20:08She is hearts and roses.
20:10What are you saying?
20:14I had you investigated.
20:16And I know you're not Pamela Ross.
20:19You're Misha Dankworth, and you're a grifter.
20:23You're Misha Dankworth, and you're a grifter.
20:25You've been arrested twice for shoplifting, and your brother works here at the palace.
20:29And you're a flaccid loser who's never going to live up to his younger brother's greatness.
20:33What's your point?
20:35Listen.
20:35I think you want my brother, and I want Pamela.
20:39You burn his balls.
20:41He should be with me.
20:43Who cares?
20:44I just want to fuck with Mama's boy in there.
20:45And I just want to fuck Mama's boy.
20:48Well, then maybe...
20:49Maybe we could help each other out.
20:52What do you have in mind?
20:53Well...
20:54Well, hearts and roses is my favorite designer.
21:02I was thinking of asking them to design a dress for the Royal Charity Gala.
21:08Maybe.
21:09Stop!
21:10I have had both of these women investigated, and according to my information, this woman,
21:14Misha, is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be.
21:17Misha is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be.
21:25Daniel, you know that's not true.
21:27I'm sorry, Pamela.
21:29I'm so sorry.
21:31I pretended to be Pamela to get close to you, and I wanted to design a dress for you for the gala,
21:38but now my surprise is ruined.
21:42Clever girl.
21:43My staff have been watching you, Misha.
21:47And they've told me some very good things.
21:50That you are a self-made woman.
21:52You are full of confidence and strength.
21:56You're the kind of woman who could rule the design world.
22:00The kind of woman who might be a good queen one day.
22:05This one can't even possibly be a princess.
22:09Let alone being anything else.
22:12Mother, enough.
22:14Clearly, Misha is the true hearts and roses, and much more suitable for the Prince of Westmarch.
22:26Matthew, I want you to marry her.
22:29I want you to marry her.
22:36I will not.
22:38Pamela is my fiancée, and the love of my life.
22:41But...
22:41I wouldn't be caught dead with a skank like you.
22:44A contest.
22:49Both women shall design a dress, and then we will see who the true hearts and roses is.
22:55And the winner of the contest shall design the dress for the gala for the queen.
23:00My fuck-up son has had a good idea for once.
23:05A contest it is.
23:07And may the best woman win next Saturday night.
23:12You're just going to make a fool of yourself.
23:16Shame on you.
23:17Look, I'm sorry tonight was so hard, but...
23:23I'll laugh.
23:25How about I try and make you feel a little bit better?
23:29What did you have in mind?
23:33How about I show you just how much I love you?
23:38Please do.
24:09How about I show you just how much I love you?
24:39My brilliant fiancée.
24:53Thank you, handsome.
25:00I'm going to miss you so much.
25:02I know, baby.
25:03I'll be home as soon as the royal council is done with me.
25:06Of course. I totally understand.
25:09The life of a princess.
25:12Ha.
25:13And I'll sort things out with my mother when I get home.
25:16I told you you don't need to do that.
25:17I'm going to win this contest and prove it to her myself.
25:21Also, I've asked Daniel to look after you while I'm away.
25:24So, should you need anything, go to him.
25:30Um...
25:31Look, he feels terrible about the other night.
25:34I think he had too much to drink.
25:36Okay.
25:38I gotta go.
25:48I love you.
25:49I love you more.
25:50I love you.
25:59And I'm really sorry for blindsiding you at the fundraiser.
26:22I thought I was doing the right thing.
26:24It's okay.
26:25I have faith I'm going to win this contest.
26:27Well, um, I hope you do.
26:31I really don't know who to believe at this point, but I hope it's you.
26:40I think you're wonderful.
26:50Oops.
26:51Let me go get something for you.
26:57Here you go.
27:17Ah, thank you so much.
27:22A toast.
27:25To spill drinks, winning dresses, and new friends.
27:31Cheers.
27:32Cheers.
27:33So, how are the designs coming along?
27:46Um, fine.
27:48Um, I'm sorry.
27:51I just, I don't feel very well all of a sudden.
27:56Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
27:58Um, I said that the room is spinning.
28:08Can I get something for you?
28:09Can I help you?
28:10Can I do something?
28:11I think I'm going to faint.
28:13Um, I don't know what's wrong.
28:15What's wrong?
28:15I don't know what's wrong.
28:18I don't know what's wrong.
28:19I'm...
28:27I don't know.
28:28You're awesome.
28:28No, I don't.
28:39I don't know.
28:41I don't know.
28:42You're even...
28:43I really don't think I can go through with this.
28:49You'll go through with it, or I'll expose you for breaking into the Queen's office.
28:55Just pull her shirt down and take a picture and make it look like the two of you just had sex.
28:59Oh my God. Do it, Ralph.
29:01Or else.
29:13Oh, I'm so sorry about this, Ms. Ross.
29:17They're making me do this.
29:20You see, I have a wife and two daughters, and the little one isn't well, and the medical bills are killing me.
29:28My wife has to stay at home to take care of her.
29:32Please, Ms. Ross.
29:34I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:40I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:43God, I can't do it.
30:12No, I...
30:13Ouch!
30:24How can you do this? What am I supposed to do?
30:27You'll figure something out. You always do.
30:29Yeah, you're lucky I'm so smart, you worm.
30:32I will figure it out.
30:37I need to take that bitch down. If it's the last thing I do.
30:42Get in the way.
30:42I still can't believe how much I must have drinking last night. My head hurts so much.
30:53You gotta hydrate, girl. There you go.
30:55I'm trying, but I still feel queasy.
31:02Was I obnoxious?
31:03Oh, I think you're absolutely darling.
31:04All I remember is waking up in a strange room.
31:09Oh, no worries. I put you there. I talked to you.
31:12Um, Pamela, there's something I need to tell you, and it's not exactly easy to say.
31:23What is it?
31:24My God, you're beautiful.
31:26Daniel.
31:27Oh, really, I think you're magic.
31:29Daniel, I don't think...
31:31Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:32Uh, Daniel, I think you're lovely, but I, um, uh, your brother, uh, uh, I'm sorry.
31:54I think I'm going to be sick. Excuse me.
32:01Fuck!
32:02Hello.
32:24Pamela? What's wrong?
32:26Pamela? What's wrong?
32:35Nothing. Um, I, um, I just went for a jog, so I'm a little out of sorts right now.
32:44You're a dynamo.
32:48Something's wrong. I can hear it. Tell me.
32:51I, um, I just miss you.
32:53I miss you, too. I'll be home soon.
32:56I know. I just wanted to hear your voice.
33:00Um, I'm okay, though. I promise.
33:04Okay.
33:05I can't wait to be with you again.
33:07I love you.
33:09I love you, too.
33:10Bye.
33:10I love you, too.
33:40This isn't the fake Hearts and Roses.
33:43Where's your address, Misha?
33:45I don't see you working on anything.
33:47All I see is you wandering around pretending like you're somebody else.
33:50My address is coming along fine.
33:53Also, it's fabulous.
33:55I'm going to reveal it at the contest and blow everyone's minds.
34:01I'm sure.
34:02And then the prince is going to see what a liar you are and dump your sorry ass.
34:07Misha, that's never going to happen.
34:13He loves me with all of his heart.
34:16And he thinks that you're a lying weirdo.
34:19You're a sociopath who's manipulating him with the skills you learn as a prostitute.
34:28Back off, Misha.
34:30The prince is mine.
34:32No, you back off!
34:33The prince is mine!
34:34Get out of here.
34:49Oh, your highness!
34:56What beautiful roses!
34:58Thank you, yes.
35:01Except they're getting really dirty.
35:05I'm wondering, you being the seamstress that you are, maybe you could make me a gardening apron.
35:16Yes?
35:21Hello?
35:21Um, sure.
35:27I'd be happy to.
35:28Perfect.
35:42Ahem.
35:47Yes?
35:47I just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier.
35:51Well, my behavior in general, actually.
35:56Right.
35:58I'm just hoping that we can let bygones be bygones.
36:02Maybe even be friends.
36:04My gosh.
36:06That would actually be really amazing.
36:09Awesome.
36:10Now, I have a favor to ask.
36:12Ask friends.
36:15What is it?
36:17I'm wondering.
36:18The queen asked me to make her a gardening apron, and I'm just hoping that, maybe, in the spirit
36:28of our new friendship, you would make it for me, since you're so talented.
36:35Well, what's the magic word, Misha?
36:37Please?
36:38Please what?
36:39Pretty please?
36:40Pretty please what?
36:41Pretty please what?
36:42Pretty please what?
36:43Pretty please with sugar on top!
36:45Let me think about it.
36:46Okay?
36:47Over my dead body.
36:51Now get out.
36:52You'll be sorry.
37:01Bitch!
37:04Bitch!
37:04Your Highness, I heard that you needed a new gardening apron.
37:19So, I made this for you.
37:22I didn't ask you to make me a gardening apron.
37:25I asked my darling Misha.
37:29You don't think you're going to win me over, do you?
37:33By kissing my rump, you've got another thing coming.
37:37Now scat!
37:38Oh, Your Highness!
37:58What a beautiful gardening apron.
38:02Oh.
38:03Where did you get it?
38:04That floozy Pamela made it.
38:06Is she then trying to win me over, I suppose?
38:09I suppose.
38:10But, for a fraud, she's a pretty good seamstress.
38:18We need to kick things up a notch.
38:34My plan isn't working.
38:35I can't get past that Pamela bitch.
38:37Well, she is his fiancee.
38:41Can we not start this again?
38:44I want her gone.
38:46What do you mean gone?
38:47Dead?
38:49As in D-E-A-D, dead?
38:51You're talking murder?
38:53That's crazy, don't say it.
38:55I want her gone, and you're going to help me do it.
38:58I will not.
38:59Besides, I've got a weak stomach to-
39:01Not you personally, you idiot.
39:03I want you to hire someone to do it.
39:05Someone good.
39:07I won't.
39:08You will.
39:09Or I'll expose you for drugging and exploiting the princess.
39:12You wouldn't.
39:13I will.
39:14You are evil.
39:16And I'm the future princess of Westmarch.
39:19Welcome back.
39:28Can I ask you something?
39:31Yeah, what's up?
39:32What the fuck happened between you and Pamela the other night?
39:33Nothing happened.
39:34Why?
39:35She said she drank a little too much and ended up in a strange room.
39:37What's that got to do with me?
39:38She said you put her there.
39:39I did not look.
39:41Listen, I know you.
39:43I know your past, and I know just how low you're willing to sink.
39:47What are you trying to say, little brother?
39:51Stay away from her.
40:15Or what?
40:16You don't want to know.
40:17What's your problem?
40:18Is your ego hurting?
40:19Are you afraid that your fuck-up little brother's gonna steal your girlfriend?
40:22Take your best shot.
40:23Pussy.
40:24Give me your best shot.
40:25Pussy.
40:26Give me your best shot.
40:27Pussy.
40:28Ah.
40:29Ah.
40:30Ah.
40:31Ahh.
40:32Ah.
40:33Ah.
40:34Oh.
40:35Ahag.
40:36Oh.
40:37Ah.
40:38Woo.
40:39Jetzt Alle millen far too.
40:40Machines.
40:42You're ugly.
40:43ización yang misk naim.
40:44Oh.
40:46Awag.
40:47Ah, no.
40:48Ah.
40:52Okay.
40:54Ach.
40:56Tears.
40:57Ah.
40:58Oh, my God.
41:28You stay away from Pamela.
41:47He is out of control. He tried to kill me.
41:50Oh, darling, you're overreacting.
41:53He might be worthless, but he's not a killer.
41:56Pamela, probably hormones or something.
42:00This isn't hormonal. This is unabashed jealousy.
42:04He's always been jealous of me. He's coveted everything I have, including Pamela.
42:08I think he drugged her.
42:10Oh, no. I think this hussy is having a negative effect on you.
42:16Mother.
42:16The true other Hearts and Roses is a much better match for you.
42:22I am Hearts and Roses.
42:24Liar!
42:25Stop! Just stop!
42:26I am Pamela Ross.
42:30I am Hearts and Roses.
42:32I am the love of Matthew's life, and I am his fiancée.
42:36And I am not taking your abuse anymore.
42:40I order you to break up with that bimbo.
42:44I will not!
42:46Pamela is the most important person in my life now.
42:49And if that means not being your goddamn prince, then so be it.
42:53I am the love of Matthew.
43:23I am the love of Matthew.
43:53Oh, it is just perfect for the Hope for Children Gala.
44:01We'll do the cocktail reception out here and then move inside for the ball.
44:04I think the queen will love it.
44:06Absolutely love it.
44:07And by that point, everyone will know that I am the real Hearts and Roses.
44:10And that prissy little faker will be long gone.
44:13I will be Prince Matthew's date to that gala.
44:16You're totally going to win that contest this weekend.
44:18Totally.
44:23What are you doing here?
44:25I'm checking out the space for the Hope for Children's Gala.
44:28What are you doing here?
44:29We are checking out the space.
44:31The queen sent us.
44:33Well, the prince sent me.
44:35Oh my god, girls, you have to look at this.
44:37Nude photos of Pamela Ross?
44:40What?
44:42Oh, Pam.
44:43Different.
44:43Why would you do that?
44:45What did they come from?
44:46I don't know, but they're not cute.
44:48No.
44:49Oh my god.
44:49Look at the lingerie.
44:50Where did these come from?
44:51So much for Princess of West March, slut, whore, tramp.
45:13Don't open me!
45:14Hello?
45:15Help!
45:16Help me!
45:19Hey!
45:21Oh, my hero.
45:25Are you okay?
45:26Did they hurt you, my love?
45:27I'm fine.
45:28Did they hurt you?
45:28No, no.
45:29I'm just glad that you came when you did.
45:32Daniel, you okay?
45:33I'm fine.
45:41Who put you up to this?
45:42It wasn't me.
45:43Who put you up to this?
45:44He paid me.
45:45Who put you up to this?
45:46Please stop, man.
45:48It was Ralph.
45:49I don't believe you.
45:50It was him.
45:51I swear.
45:53Get this piece of shit out of here.
46:01Here we go.
46:02I'm so sorry, Pamela.
46:10I couldn't go through with it.
46:11I swear.
46:11It wasn't my idea.
46:12I swear.
46:13I swear.
46:13I told you I know nothing about it.
46:24It's disgusting.
46:35What kind of a pervert would have a room like that in targeting Pamela?
46:38Then how do you explain it?
46:40Daniel, Matthew has a point.
46:41You're the black sheep of the family and you invite suspicion.
46:45It had to be Ralph.
46:46He tried to have her killed.
46:48He's clearly obsessed with her.
46:49But what about those disgusting pictures on the internet?
46:52I think Daniel has a point.
46:57Ralph probably released the photos too.
47:00So Daniel may have a point for once.
47:02I'm sorry.
47:04I doubted you.
47:05No problem.
47:07It's been shocking for us all.
47:09Stupid fucking machine.
47:28The shit's broken.
47:30I can glue it.
47:31Oh, it's so ugly.
47:41Fuck.
47:47Ugh.
47:48What do you want?
47:50You need to get me out of here.
47:51I don't have time for this.
47:52Besides, you're the one stupid enough to get arrested.
47:55Yeah, but I did it for you.
47:56Fine.
47:57If you keep your mouth shut, I'll post your bail.
47:59No, I've got to go.
47:59I've got a fucking dress to make.
48:01This place is disgusting.
48:13I feel like I need a shower.
48:15Thanks for bailing me out.
48:16Now that I have, I need you to get me a dress.
48:19What do you mean?
48:23The Hearts and Roses dress competition is this weekend,
48:26and I need a fabulous dress so that I can beat that bitch.
48:29What's that supposed to do with me?
48:31You're going to get me a counterfeit dress that I can pass off as my own design.
48:36How am I supposed to do that?
48:37I have no idea.
48:39But you better do a better job on this than you did that lame-ass head job you didn't pull off.
48:42I can't do it.
48:43I can't do it.
48:47If you don't, I won't pay your attorney fees.
48:51Life in prison, buddy.
48:53Think about your wife and kiddos.
48:55You're shameless, Misha.
48:57This better be the winning dress or else.
49:14It's a winner.
49:15Now, leave me alone.
49:17Fucking one.
49:24Christ.
49:33I can't believe he sunk so low.
49:37Look at that dress.
49:43That's rather fabulous.
49:52You're clearly the winner.
49:54Definitely the best dress.
49:55Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming along this evening to my little contest to discover the true hearts and roses.
50:06The winner is going to design a dress for me for the Hope for Children Gala, a true honour.
50:19Everyone has ballots, and you will need to indicate whether you like this pink dress or the blue dress.
50:30The ballots will then be counted, and we will announce the winner this evening.
50:35In the meantime, please enjoy the party.
50:38The moment of truth.
50:40Fuck you.
50:41If you'd like, that could be arranged.
50:47Ladies and gentlemen, the moment of truth.
50:52The votes have been tallied, and the results are in.
50:56Please may I have the envelope?
50:59The true hearts and roses.
51:02Who will design my dress for the Hope for Children Charity Gala is...
51:09Pamela Ross.
51:21Oh my God, we've been wrong this entire time.
51:28We have fucked crap.
51:30My darling, I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
51:36Can you ever forgive me?
51:37Of course I forgive you.
51:39You're my beloved's mother.
51:40Well, soon, and sooner rather than later, I hope, I'll also be your mother.
51:46Of course.
51:46Oh.
52:05Stop!
52:06The contest was fixed!
52:09the contest was fixed what
52:15those two women the queen's secretary and the secretary's assistant
52:24stuffed the ballot box i saw them they were throwing out the real votes
52:31and shoving it full of votes for pamela what the hell are you talking about that's insane
52:36we would never do anything like that she's lying ladies and gentlemen please calm down
52:41stop that's my dress that is my dress thank god i got here in time it's a pierre tosh original
52:50sorry misha
52:52sorry misha
52:58that's impossible because i designed the dress
53:04lies i designed it and i can prove it in every dress there is a label made with golden thread
53:13sewn into the scene allow me
53:16it's there she's a thief
53:24that dress was taken from my studio two days ago security call the police no no wait wait wait wait wait
53:33stop stop stop stop stop stop it was my brother ralph ralph is your brother yes and
53:41he tried to have pamela killed
53:43not true misha did it all
53:52she blackmailed me to kill pamela and she made me steal the dress she drugged her and wanted me to have
53:59sex of her and take photos of her what what i i i couldn't go through that
54:05misha did it all i believe him so do i take her away
54:13no no no no no no no no no no it was daniel
54:19daniel is a pervert who's obsessed with pamela he's got all of these pictures and these videos of her
54:29and and he's obsessed with trying to hurt his younger brother
54:34he deserves it he deserves all of it he's always the first he gets everything he wants
54:43i'm the firstborn it's my turn my turn
54:46take them both away call the police
54:49get away from me get your hands off me get your hands off me
54:52mommy mother mother mommy mommy mommy mommy i hate you i'll keep you
55:02oh my god oh my god oh my god we are so so so so so sorry
55:07oh my god we are so sorry we are so sorry she got us full we had
55:10stop i forgive you really oh my god thank you so much
55:15stand up she may forgive you
55:19but i don't you're fired
55:22get your hands off of me
55:25ladies and gentlemen i would like to introduce you to the true hearts and roses the future princess
55:38and the future queen of west march
55:43the future princess and the future queen of west march miss pamela ross
55:53fuck
56:03fuck
56:05Fuck!
56:35To be continued...
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