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A Girl's Guide To A Queen Bee Take Down - Full Episodes
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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:58Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:51You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nurse.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:06Hmm.
00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:18The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:18And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:15Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about second-hand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow.
00:07:29There's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Oh, my God.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50Oh.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:58That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:14Rose?
00:08:15Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Rose?
00:08:35Sloan, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Jason?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I've got to get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:45How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:23Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasin' off-limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:38With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:48You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:17I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise.
00:11:23We'll win.
00:11:24Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:26Crazy.
00:11:27Rose?
00:11:28What are you doing?
00:11:29We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:33Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:35Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:38Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:43Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:46Be there.
00:11:47Bye.
00:11:49Bye.
00:11:50Bye.
00:11:51Bye.
00:11:52Bye.
00:11:53Bye.
00:11:54Bye.
00:11:55Bye.
00:11:57Bye.
00:11:59Bye.
00:12:00Bye.
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it is your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyway, so.
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:22Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow, you're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah, definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loves it.
00:12:59Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:10Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh god.
00:13:17Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:38Later.
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40I'll see ya.
00:13:41She's being nice.
00:13:42That's never a good sign.
00:13:44Oh my god.
00:13:45Ew.
00:13:46Look at these losers.
00:13:48My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun.
00:14:07Sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:13Now watch what happens.
00:14:26Ew.
00:14:27Hey, Eric.
00:14:28Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:14You're what?
00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:25Doesn't matter.
00:15:26Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:32I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just wanted to-
00:15:34And the gossip?
00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:37They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:40Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it.
00:15:47And I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But, yeah, Norman likes me better, so I-
00:16:49Come on.
00:16:50Come on.
00:16:51Come on.
00:17:12Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:14go to Hayton High? I was lonely and I wanted to make friends and I wanted a
00:17:23boyfriend. I would trade places with you every day. It's not all that. Plus no
00:17:31amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan. So what are you gonna
00:17:36do? I'm gonna take her down. How? You wanna know another secret? I'm actually really good at
00:17:45tennis. No way. No way. I could teach you. Girls Day and a vendetta and that's rich.
00:18:06She did that on purpose. She looked me dead in the eye and bam. I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:29You can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row. She looked me dead in the eyes. It's called
00:18:35eye contact, Sloan. It's a basic social skill. She smiled when she hit me. I smile a lot. It's polite.
00:18:45Enough. This isn't court TV. Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball? You should
00:19:03definitely believe that. I'm tragically unathletic. Liar. You're wearing like three different brands
00:19:11of lipstick and I'm the criminal? Fine. Listen here, Rose Smith. Consider this your strike one.
00:19:20Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:42Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please. I'm just trying to live a normal life. Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no. Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02Pinky swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay. Pinky swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you. That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right. Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being...
00:20:38Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41That it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:52Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:01It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum, says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:49Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:48I can't do it.
00:24:06Like this.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Mm-hmm.
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the tennis team.
00:24:30You know,
00:24:30I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:38Shh.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:43Shh.
00:24:48You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:13What the?
00:25:14What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:44Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:06Oh, my God.
00:26:14What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:44Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are they okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:43Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're safe, honey.
00:28:39Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Boobie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:17Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:03Oh.
00:30:09All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:36You ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:00So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:29What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:45I.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:51Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:52Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:53Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:55Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:33:58Hi.
00:34:10Hi.
00:34:23Hi.
00:34:26Hi.
00:34:26Hi.
00:34:27Hi.
00:34:27Oh, God!
00:34:57Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:03Gross!
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:11I have photos.
00:35:14He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:17But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:24I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose? You invited me over to your place for the barbecue?
00:35:46Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Oh, my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for staving my butt back there.
00:36:01Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:03Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:05Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:09Please, what if I want to make it harder?
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Stop! Stop!
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up!
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:48She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:50Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:53Oh, my God.
00:36:56Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:12Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Unlike you.
00:37:19Are we still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No.
00:37:24Forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:30He's an asshole.
00:37:32But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:55Okay.
00:38:03Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:2510 p.m.
00:38:2610 p.m.?
00:38:2710 p.m.
00:38:2810 p.m.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:43How?
00:39:09Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um,
00:39:35I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:01Really?
00:40:03I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But...
00:40:32But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:36It's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin.
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:57Okay?
00:40:58You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:28Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:44It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:40Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:55But he said he liked me.
00:43:04Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:23Bitch fight.
00:44:23Bitch fight.
00:44:24Bitch fight.
00:44:25Bitch fight.
00:44:25Girls.
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:34This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55And?
00:45:07Expelled.
00:45:07Expelled.
00:45:12With the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:16A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But.
00:46:34You.
00:46:35And your drama.
00:46:38Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:40That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:47:10That was so hot.
00:47:21Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:51How'd you find out?
00:48:03Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:06She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and me were like, you know,
00:48:21when Sloan happened, and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:29I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a set up.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:51Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me, for me,
00:49:11and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:17I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:30Why are you wet?
00:49:58Why are you wet?
00:50:02It doesn't matter.
00:50:06I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:32You should give up.
00:50:34I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:47Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:51:11You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:30I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:34Neither did I.
00:51:35I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:09I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:19I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:41I love you.
00:52:54I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:24Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:42Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:54Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:43Are you thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:22Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Pre-person.
00:55:46Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49Oh, give me a little.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51It's the one that she...
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07That's really old people.
00:56:09Is she doing here?
00:56:09That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:21She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:16Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeak.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:23Hey, I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:39This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:16Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hi.
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01:00:08everyone all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing but let's take a moment
01:00:19to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that gabby has been awarded an academic
01:00:28scholarship
01:00:29all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes girl
01:00:59and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
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