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New series Peacemaker season 1 EP 5 (ENGLISH)

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00:00I'm going to go to the next episode.
00:30Uh-oh.
01:00Good evening.
01:25Good evening.
01:29It's very meaningful to me, but no.
01:31No.
01:33I'm not gonna eat it.
01:35You can have it, though.
01:39Yeah.
01:41Yeah, I know. I saw.
01:51Love you too, buddy.
01:55What the fuck?
02:05Hey, are you avoiding my calls?
02:07No, no, not at all.
02:09I was working, and I just thought it would be too late to call back, is all.
02:15But I have to go to work now.
02:17Lee.
02:19Key, I'm sorry.
02:21Not at all.
02:23Okay, then why don't I come back?
02:25Not yet, okay?
02:27I have to go.
02:29You know, babe, we both lost our jobs.
02:31And I appreciate you taking this work for a couple months to get us back on our feet,
02:35even though you didn't want to.
02:37But right now,
02:39it seems like you're choosing this.
02:41I'm not.
02:43I really do have to go to work.
02:45Mwah!
02:47No.
02:49No.
02:51No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:57No.
02:59A year ago, Alan Coverberg, the billionaire CEO of Wehrsoft and pop singer Vandalia, perished in a plane crash.
03:22During their autopsies, small, insect-like, winged creatures, presumably extraterrestrial, were found in their skulls.
03:29This is when we first became aware of the butterflies.
03:32Since then, we've found the creatures in a handful of high-profile politicians, celebrities, and titans of industry.
03:39They enter the human body through one of its orifices and burrow through the brain, where they then are in control of the body.
03:45They go through the butt?
03:46I think that's just some creativity on the part of whomever did the animation.
03:51The butt is an orifice, okay?
03:54That means they'd have to crawl through poop. Just because they're aliens doesn't make them gross. Bigotry.
03:59Superman's an alien. He's got a poop fetish.
04:01What?
04:02Get the fuck out of here.
04:03Oh, yeah. He uberlebes the old scheisse, as I understand it.
04:07Where do you get this nonsense?
04:10Google.
04:11Well, it's not true.
04:12You know more than Google? Well, congratulations.
04:15The butterfly's unique genetic structure and chemistry interact with the host's bodies, giving them strength far beyond that of a human being.
04:22And what's the chimp for?
04:23Chimpanzees have four times the strength of human beings, so they're both strong.
04:28Yeah, and we're supposed to get that just by looking at this, Dyebeard?
04:30I thought that man and the chimp were friends. I was thinking they were about to go on an adventure together.
04:35This viscous amber fluid has been found on the premises of all the dead butterflies.
04:41Lab studies show the fluid's genetic structure is dissimilar to anything on this planet.
04:46The fluid seems to be the butterfly's only food source, which makes what Leota discovered last night potentially significant.
04:53This was on the bulletin board in the Goff home. Leota noticed that this is also where Annie Sturphausen was employed.
05:03You fucking suck at PowerPoint, Dyebeard!
05:06Yeah, well, you can do it next time. It's not like I enjoy doing this.
05:10Yeah, you do. It's amazing the incredible amount of time you put into this presentation and how incredibly shitty it still is.
05:16Okay, Peacemaker, shut up.
05:18Dude, I didn't mean to put your father in prison.
05:21Then why'd you put him there, you fat fuck?
05:22Because I couldn't think of anybody else.
05:24What about Ariana Grande or Drake?
05:26What?
05:27Brad Pitt or Payne Stewart or Doug the Pug?
05:30Khloe Kardashian.
05:31The Red Tiger from Voltron.
05:33Fran Tarkenton.
05:35Joe Montana.
05:36Joe Montana.
05:37What the fuck?
05:38Eddie Murphy.
05:39Michael Jordan.
05:40Michael B. Jordan.
05:41BTS.
05:42Eugene Levy?
05:43Fuck, dude.
05:44John Lovitz?
05:45Shut the fuck up and listen, man.
05:46I'm giving you a list of people you could have done.
05:48Danny DeVito.
05:49Will Ferrell.
05:50Howard Stern.
05:51Baba Booey.
05:52Robin Ophelia.
05:53Quivers.
05:54Alice Cooper.
05:55Ozzy Osbourne.
05:56Sharon Osbourne.
05:57Bill Cosby.
05:58He just got out.
05:59He's got time on his hands.
06:00Amy Winehouse.
06:01Dude, Amy Winehouse is fucking dead.
06:03Optimus Prime.
06:04Shipwreck.
06:05Cobra Commander.
06:06The fucking cunts from Riverdale.
06:08All right, next time I fucking have to frame somebody, it'll be one of all those fucking
06:15thousands of people you just mentioned.
06:16Yeah, tell that to my dad.
06:17Beast Makers, shut the fuck up.
06:19Do y'all want to be here till tomorrow?
06:22Do you have cable?
06:26So, I don't want to stay here overnight if there's no cable.
06:29Fargo's on tonight.
06:30It was a rhetorical question.
06:32Oh, okay.
06:33Well then, I changed my answer to just ignoring the question.
06:37Not another word.
06:39The point is, the raw amber fluid is potentially processed and bottled at Glantai Bottling Company.
06:47Glantai is in Little Cork, about two hours northwest of here, so y'all are going to take a field trip and see what you can find out.
06:53I'm gonna stay back and deal with the white dragon situation.
07:01Nice penmanship, asshole.
07:03And Fargo's not on till tomorrow night, you fucking nerd.
07:06Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it?
07:10Make a move extreme.
07:21Make a bonus.
07:22Shortcut to your dreams.
07:24Go straight to the stars on that flying thing.
07:27Get a night.
07:30Get the snow-blind games.
07:32Make a tune, chicka-boon in the world beyond.
07:35Gotta beat, gotta heat on the phone, it's straight.
07:38peoples in, opps.
07:40And what's the madness it starts.
07:42Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it?
07:45What's goin' on must come down.
07:48Do you really wanna, do you wanna taste it?
07:51Baby, you're losin' ground.
07:54No, let's not do soon become the mirror eyes that hold.
07:57It's easy with your blinkers on, or your doivent the invisible boat.
08:03Do you really wanna, do you really wanna taste it?
08:06What's going on must come down
08:09Baby, you're losing breath
08:15That is so hard to soon become
08:17The mirror lies the whole one's wrong with you
08:20Dancing with your blankets on
08:22For your dog, the invisible bone
08:36What do you want, Smith?
08:40Heard you were harassing the guards, asking for me all night
08:43I didn't kill that girl
08:45Yeah, so you said
08:47So they all always say
08:48Yeah, but they can't prove it, now can they, Lucy Liu
08:52Lucy Liu, because they're both Asian
08:55How incredibly fucking clever
08:57What should I call you, Jimmy Fallon?
08:59The problem is, we impounded the car that was there that night
09:02That ain't my car
09:04Registration says otherwise, Guy Fieri
09:06And we have two eyewitnesses who said that you kidnapped them
09:10Well, they're fucking lying
09:12And your fingerprints, Blake Shelton, are all over the murder victim's apartment
09:16I'm running out of white guys
09:17Just take my prints
09:18That's all I'm saying, okay?
09:21Check and see if they match those ones you found in the apartment
09:23Or if someone's gaming the system
09:25Because I didn't fucking do it
09:27Then who did?
09:31My shithead fucking son
09:36You know you don't have to treat him like that
09:39What?
09:41John, you hurt his feelings
09:42He worked hard on those graphics
09:44Come on, I think maybe you're discounting how funny some of the shit I was saying was
09:47It's not funny calling him Diebeard for the thousandth time
09:50When he's told you repeatedly he doesn't like it
09:52That's just Peacemaker, man
09:53He's always giving people nicknames
09:54Yeah, thanks
09:55Being a bully is just part of his personality
09:57What?
09:58Like how you used to call my brother Prince Charming
09:59Brother was a handsome man, that was a compliment
10:01I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I don't think he considered it a compliment
10:05That you called him Prince Charming because his penis was shaped like a scepter
10:08Are you kidding?
10:10No, it was really bulbous at the end
10:12He called me Thimble
10:13Thimble?
10:15Yeah, I was a late bloomer
10:16I didn't go through puberty until my mid-twenties
10:18I mean, I didn't care because I don't have emotions like people do
10:21But the other guys, after Chris came up with a nickname for them, usually based on their penises
10:26They would just walk into the other room and sob
10:27Because that would become their name for the rest of their life
10:30Why are you seeing their penises?
10:32It's a locker room, dude
10:32What am I gonna do?
10:33Look at a towel?
10:34So you just stare at each other's dicks and come up with names for them?
10:37Yeah
10:38My friend Vaney McVehnerstein said I was like a gypsy
10:40But with dicks instead of palms
10:42But hey, I got bullied too
10:44How?
10:45My kid's calling me a bully all the time and telling me I was abusive
10:48Hey, that hurt my feelings
10:49Plus, I think we're missing what's important here
10:51And that's how much Economos sucks at PowerPoint
10:53Look, just think about how you talk to him, okay?
10:59What happened to the good old days where you could just non-stop fuck with somebody
11:02Without them claiming to be a victim?
11:04You have to admit, it was kind of sweet how he wanted that monkey and that man to be friends
11:08You want me to get this to the lab?
11:22Uh, hold off a beat
11:23First scan them and send them directly to me
11:25How do we scan fingerprints?
11:27I don't know, take a picture with your phone
11:29It might be blurry because I don't have that new phone with the macro setting
11:33Then borrow someone's phone that has macro
11:35And then have the mayor drop it to me?
11:38Yeah, I will have the mayor drop it to me
11:40We could get flagged for that self
11:44I do like your people's noodles
11:46You got that?
11:48Rice-based
11:48It's not heavy on the carbs like the woks
11:50Well, I'm glad I invented them then
11:52Fucking game day, bitches!
12:13Fuck you!
12:14Fuck damn it, fuck the world, you!
12:17Alright, that's enough
12:18I can't take it
12:19Not a fan of the Swedish metal there, eh?
12:21Not especially, no
12:22We could always do a Whitesnake Power Ballad
12:25What about some jazz?
12:27Jazz?
12:28I'd rather listen to Vigilante's quiet farts back there than jazz
12:31No, I didn't
12:32What is that?
12:39Jazz
12:39Oh my gosh, get the fuck out of here, man
12:42Hey, don't we need some sort of search warrant going into this place?
12:45Anytime anyone officially starts to deal with the butterfly situation
12:48Someone higher up in the government shuts them down
12:50Which is why this task force doesn't officially exist
12:53Waller is funding us by secretly diverting funds from other operations
12:57Which leaves us on our own
12:59So it's just the five of us against an alien invasion?
13:02And Mern
13:03Well, it's Countin Mern just not dive here back there because he's fucking useless
13:05Dude, what'd I say?
13:08Sorry, Economos, jeez
13:10That sounded very sincere, thank you very much
13:13Yes, it's just the six of us
13:15Ooh, we could do some pop metal
13:16Poison?
13:18Are those men?
13:20I believe their preferred pronoun is long-lived rock
13:22And you are sounding awful awesome phobic
13:24Uh, BT-dubs?
13:27Governmental insiders blocking your efforts sounds a lot like a deep state
13:30It's not a deep state
13:32It's a collection of people
13:33You know, deep within the government
13:35Who are
13:35Manipulating the
13:38All right, it's kind of like a deep state
13:41You guys got any Hanoi Rocks up there?
13:44You
13:44No Hanoi Rocks
13:45Who's Hanoi Rocks?
13:47Only the greatest band of all time
13:48They're the original glam metal
13:50They started it all
13:50Leather, teased hair, spandex
13:53Hard to believe their contributions to culture aren't more widely heralded
13:56There's so many streets in this country named after Martin Luther King Jr.
13:59But not a single Hanoi Rocks Avenue
14:01What's up with that?
14:05Lift Street Kids?
14:07No, it says 11th Street Kids
14:09Dude, that's one of their best songs
14:11Yeah
14:11I saw them in Finland when I was 14 during a year abroad
14:15Got this right after
14:16Fuck yeah, dude
14:17Hanoi Rocks it is
14:18Sorry, Adebayo
14:19No Spyro Gyro
14:20Kenny G for you
14:21What a shame
14:40We're here
14:51Who knocks in a window and there's a door right there
15:02Well, you've come a far away from the jungles of Nyas, uh
15:10Yeah
15:11And all the people you slaughtered there
15:14Please
15:16I think you were some angel
15:19I've changed since then
15:24Well, I said you needed my help
15:27Situation is delicate
15:30Requires something other than your usual sledgehammer
15:35Well, these days, Myrna, I'm barely bald peen
15:40I'll take care of you
15:45Hey
15:47Fuck me
16:05Come on
16:07Where are we going?
16:10To talk to those supposed witnesses
16:11Hey, detective
16:21They made us do it!
16:30We were afraid for our lives!
16:32Heaven!
16:32You fucking pussy!
16:39Yeah, that's him
16:40I don't think that's the guy
16:42Amber
16:43Now is not the time to lie, all right?
16:46Fuck
16:47He was a pretty nice guy, all things considered
16:49We didn't want to get him in trouble
16:51And
16:52The one that you got in there now
16:54Is some sort of Nazi, right?
17:02But how did somebody switch the fingerprints around?
17:05So we're going to free the damn white dragon?
17:07We have no choice
17:08We have to if we're going to arrest his son
17:10All right, that might be overkill
17:13Fought these butterflies before, remember?
17:15We're not even sure they're in there
17:17Just take your pistol
17:18I finger bang you
17:19I'm not using my pinky
17:20That's a disgusting phrase
17:22You're just saying that because lesbians don't finger bang
17:24We finger bang more than the rest of the world combined
17:26Okay, you're right
17:28I just forgot women had fingers for a second, okay?
17:30How do you think we grab things?
17:31Not in life, in sex
17:32Oh, so you just thought women's fingers just fell off during sex?
17:35I don't know, I wasn't thinking, okay?
17:37Clearly
17:37Hey, what's the new helmet for?
17:41No!
17:43You're not taking that in there!
17:46I can't hear you, you're saying so fucking loud!
17:50You're not bringing that
17:51Hey, I agree with Peacemaker
17:53We can't go in there unprepared
17:54We don't even know that there are butterflies in there
17:57Oh, come on, please!
18:02Oh, fuck!
18:03I'm never ever gonna kill someone with a fucking chainsaw
18:06It's so not fair!
18:10Total fucking bullshit
18:11Fuck
18:16Vigilante, you're with me
18:20We'll check the bays around back
18:21Peacemaker, you and Adebayo question the employees in the front office
18:24Find out what you can
18:25Hey, what was Roshambo for?
18:27Nothing
18:28Don't do anything stupid
18:30No problem
18:31I'll ask the questions
18:32Fine by me
18:32You're definitely gonna be chill
18:34Fucking chill, dude, Jesus, relax
18:35Freaking out
18:37Activate x-ray vision
18:40Hey, how you doing?
18:44Okay, how are you?
18:45What the fuck?
18:55X-ray vision
18:56I can see in their brains
18:57Fuck
19:04You didn't think to give me some sort of signal?
19:06Yeah, the signal was I shot her head off
19:08You said you were gonna be chill
19:09Do I not look chill, do you, right now?
19:14So, yeah, we got an issue
19:16The place is crawling with butterflies
19:18Holy shit
19:20The point
19:30I mean, she's not a cat
19:37I mean, she's not a cat
19:38That shit they eat.
20:08There's literally a thousand boxes of it in here.
20:12This could be the distribution for the whole country.
20:15Great.
20:17I'm also wondering if there's a whole lot more butterflies than we thought.
20:20Copy.
20:38Hey, check it out.
20:45You don't have to shoot people after they're already killed.
21:08Right.
21:09Right.
21:16Okay.
21:37Oh, shit.
22:07There's a factory behind the warehouse, and some butterflies have trapped us inside of some sort of computer room.
22:36Pappy, we're on our way.
22:38Be careful.
22:48Your friends are with Charlie. They won't last long.
22:54Who's Charlie?
22:56Our guardian angel.
22:59Looks like he's been slacking.
23:00Oh, shit.
23:06Oh, shit.
23:24Whoa.
23:26There's a fucking gun!
23:27Our court, do you copy?
23:38Vigilante!
23:39Vigilante!
23:41There.
23:51Hold this.
23:52Okay.
23:53I'm through fucking around.
23:54Yo, what the hell is that?
24:00It's a grenade I tied to a Russian tank shop.
24:02Why not just the grenade?
24:03The grenade blows up by two people.
24:05How many people does this blow up?
24:06I don't know. I invented it this morning.
24:08What?
24:14Eat peace, motherfuckers!
24:16Let's go!
24:28Harcourt, Adebayo, anyone?
24:31Are you all right?
24:34You guys!
24:39Fuck!
24:39Fuck!
24:40Fuck!
24:41Fuck!
24:44Deactivate x-ray vision.
24:45Run, Adebayo, would have been appreciated.
24:50Really?
24:51I need to tell you to run from a fucking bomb.
25:08Deactivate!
25:13Oh, no.
25:13Fuck!
25:16Fuck!
25:19Oh!
25:43Die, human!
25:49Die, human!
25:53Die, colonos?
26:13You fuckin' stud, dude. I am. I'm a fuckin' stud.
26:43Hardcore. Not bad, huh?
26:48Yeah. Not bad.
27:03You fuckin' killed a gorilla with a chainsaw!
27:06Who fuckin' does that?!
27:08Motherfucker! Union!
27:10Baby, next gorilla.
27:13Motherfucker!
27:18Motherfucker!
27:19You corrupt motherfuckers!
27:21I didn't do it, you fuckin' know it!
27:23Fuckin' bitch!
27:24What's going on?
27:25He was just told he's not getting out of jail.
27:27What a shame, huh?
27:28What are you talking about?
27:29He got his fingerprint results back from the lab.
27:31They matched the prints of the crime scene.
27:35Don't be fuckin' kidding me.
27:40Captain, what the hell is going on?!
27:43What?
27:44Where's Captain Mealy?
27:45Well, the mayor wasn't pleased with the performance
27:47around the Sterphausen murders, so I'm replacing her.
27:50Captain Locke.
27:52All right. Uh, okay. I'm sure you're not up to speed
27:55on what's been happening.
27:56Oh, I'm pretty much up to speed.
27:57All right. Well, I just heard that the prints for Augie Smith
28:01were double-checked and they came back and matched,
28:03but I saw the prints for myself.
28:05He was right. They don't match.
28:06And you are?
28:07Sophie Song, sir.
28:08Detective Song, are you a forensic print analyst?
28:10What?
28:11Do you have an expertise in analyzing fingerprints
28:13that people here don't know about?
28:16Perhaps a forensics degree didn't want to show at the department
28:20for fear it would give you an unfair advantage?
28:22No, I don't have any of those things.
28:24Well, then I don't see how you...
28:26In addition to that, two witnesses admitted that they were lying
28:28and they identified Christopher Smith, peacemaker,
28:31not his father, as the man who kidnapped them.
28:33August Smith controls the Aryan Empire.
28:36Would this be the first time they coerced someone
28:38into changing their testimony?
28:39August Smith is being framed.
28:41I know he's a bad guy, but that...
28:43Detective Song, you strike me as one of those uptight gals
28:46who pushes herself too hard to prove the men don't have one up on her.
28:50What?
28:51We get it.
28:53You're good.
28:55Why don't you take the rest of the night off?
28:57Give yourself a well-deserved rest.
28:59I don't need a...
29:00Hold your request, detective.
29:18Hello?
29:19It's done.
29:20Good.
29:27Also, I don't mean to brag, sir, but it becomes a brag just by saying it.
29:36We defeated a gorilla!
29:38Technically, I think it was a super gorilla since we pulled a butterfly out of its brain.
29:42No, definitely a super gorilla.
29:43Last time I fought a gorilla was a Burning Man four years ago.
29:45This is significantly weaker.
29:47So, we guess this means butterflies can use any life form as a host.
29:52Chihuahua?
29:53Probably wouldn't fit.
29:54Would be cool, though.
29:55That wouldn't be cool at all.
29:57Why would that be cool?
29:59You tell me.
30:02It wouldn't be.
30:03There's your answer.
30:04Well, this is good work.
30:09We're gonna need to sort through this and see what we can find.
30:12Importantly, we wanna see if we can trace where the raw amber fluid originally came from.
30:16Finding the source of the butterfly's food may be key to defeating them.
30:20But that can wait until tomorrow.
30:22Y'all have an arrest.
30:23Yeah.
30:24You cool?
30:29Yeah.
30:31Yeah.
30:32I mean, it would've been a lot cooler if Economos came in and he was like, hey, and then he tossed me the chainsaw across the room.
30:44And I'm like, sell it, toss, bro.
30:46And then I killed a gorilla.
30:47What are you talking about, man?
30:48I had just said how much I wanted to kill someone with a chainsaw like 50 minutes earlier.
30:53And then Economos just coincidentally comes in and kills someone with one.
30:57I mean, it kind of seems like he was trying to fuck with me a little.
31:00Fucking thimble.
31:10You sure this is a good idea, self?
31:12This new Captain Locke, he won't do the right thing.
31:14So fuck it.
31:15Fuck him.
31:16I'll go over his head.
31:17I know this judge.
31:18We can trust him.
31:19And what's his name?
31:20It's Judy.
31:24What?
31:25Judge Judy.
31:26That's his name.
31:27Yeah.
31:28Judge William Judy.
31:29It's a Swiss surname.
31:30Whatever.
31:31He's fair.
31:32We can trust him.
31:33So you said.
31:36And also, he's my uncle.
31:40Hey, sweetie.
31:41Hey, Uncle Will.
31:42We need a search warrant.
31:44You ever heard of a guy named Peacemaker?
31:47Come on in.
31:48Come on in.
31:49Let's go.
31:50Look at that.
31:51Yeah.
31:52Let's go.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:54We need feedback.
31:55We're pulling up.
31:57Remember what?
31:58We're sending out.
31:59We're pulling him down.
32:00Oh, my God.
32:01Anything?
32:02We're pulling off you.
32:03We're pulling up.
32:04We're pulling him down.
32:05Yeah.
32:06And I ran for my life
32:10I can't afford to miss the bus
32:12So I'm gonna miss all the fucking system
32:14It's a must
32:16I'll go new to the boys
32:18I'll do this
32:19I just can't miss it tonight
32:22Tonight's so hard
32:25It's so hard
32:36Is she tired
32:38Is she in need
32:39I'm laughing like this
32:41And there she is now
32:43I gotta go
32:44And give her a great big kiss
32:48Vigilante
32:56He loves that mermaid emoji
32:58He says it means happy, sad, and everything in between
33:03Well, doesn't that make for a useless emoji, then?
33:07Yeah, that's what I said
33:08Yeah
33:08He says it's holistic
33:10Oh, fuck
33:13We'll call you sometime tomorrow
33:15We gotta go through a lot of computer equipment
33:18And see if we can extract something useful
33:20It's gonna take a while
33:22What?
33:29Come in a minute, grab a drink
33:30I'm not gonna grab a drink
33:33What do you mean?
33:34Come on
33:35I wanna celebrate
33:36Are you gonna try to fuck me
33:40By claiming your dick's a lesbian or some shit?
33:43Dude
33:43I think that gorilla broke my dick
33:45But I just wanna say
33:46My dick is lesbian, by the way
33:48It's just not applicable to this situation
33:50Nice crib we got here
33:55Guns and roses
33:57Greatest albums of all time
34:00This you and your brother?
34:11Yeah
34:11Keith
34:13And this, this is a peace train
34:19It is gin, vermouth, vinegar, peppercorn, little maple syrup, and some yak butter
34:24Yak butter?
34:25Hard to find an evergreen site
34:27That used normal butter
34:29But
34:29Here we go
34:30Oh my god
34:35Oh my god
34:38What the fuck, man?
34:42That's rude
34:43What's rude is you giving me a feces drink
34:45Come on, it's not that bad
34:47Yum
35:01Do you just
35:02Have a beer?
35:06Mmm
35:06You and Harcourt?
35:08Hmm
35:08Hell, Chris, I don't know
35:11Look, I doubt that you and her are a possibility
35:13But hey
35:14You never know
35:15She digs me
35:17She called me handsome
35:18She did?
35:20Oh yeah
35:20How?
35:22What?
35:24Tell me the context
35:25Like, exactly how did she say that you were handsome?
35:29Okay
35:30Okay, so she says
35:32I'm quoting here
35:34Just because you're handsome
35:38That's how she ended it?
35:43What?
35:44It's not even a sentence
35:45Well, um
35:47She said, uh
35:50Just because you're handsome
35:52You think you can do whatever you want
35:54Right
35:55Even though you're a piece of shit murderer
35:58Yeah, man
36:01I
36:02Maybe she'll come around
36:05Yeah
36:05Just be nice to her
36:08But not overly nice
36:09Because she won't like that
36:10Don't
36:11Talk about her tits
36:12And her pussy
36:13Yeah, but
36:15What about when we're fucking?
36:16That's what I'm talking about
36:17You just
36:18Getting way ahead of yourself
36:19Right
36:21Look, dude
36:24You
36:24You really aren't
36:25A bad guy
36:26You just use being a dick
36:28As a way to push people away
36:30But if you would just take
36:31Take a second
36:33And just drop that
36:34And be Chris Smith
36:36I think people actually might like you
36:40What?
36:45I just never had this before
36:46What?
36:49This, you
36:50You're giving me advice
36:53And it went back
36:53Yeah
36:56Well, we've all had each other's back today, right?
37:02Yeah
37:02It's like a real team out there
37:05Yeah
37:06The 11th Street kids
37:10They roll like that
37:13I just never thought it
37:18It's like
37:20I got to take a piss
37:23Come on
37:23Sorry, good walls
37:45Oh, yeah
37:45No, no worries
37:47Don't forget to wash your hands
38:02Times do change
38:04And it's crazy
38:05Arrange
38:06Our last meeting
38:08I'd like to send you a postcard
38:13But I still don't know your address
38:15Don't remember your name
38:17It's funny how the place is still in my heart
38:23Yeah
38:23Yeah
38:23I'm sorry, babe
38:26I know you're asleep
38:27But
38:28I'm sorry about this morning
38:31This job
38:36This thing is fucking me up
38:39And I
38:40Anyway, I love you
38:45And I will
38:47I'll talk to you tomorrow
38:49Fuck
38:56Why are you here?
39:05Couldn't sleep
39:07Shit
39:10Activate x-ray vision
39:40Whoa
39:47Shit
39:53What the fuck
39:56Yo, Mr. Mern
39:58This is crazy
39:59You got a chicken
40:00Oh, shit
40:05You got a chicken
40:35Welcome to my attraction, one step in the wrong direction, one choice is all you have to make, one ride and the world is all to take.
40:47You're creating a big red line when you're trying to read my mind, in here the world of black or white, no rules of lie, no wrongs or right.
40:58Can you really tell me what is right or wrong, when there's a sense of the same coin, here in different ways, a human paradox, step right into patrimonial, weapon to my delirium, a human paradox, a human paradox.
41:28Mariska Hargitay, Mario, Super Mario, fucking Luigi, Yoshi, The Princess, Bert, Ernie, Grover, Snuffleupagus, Burger King, Grimace, Ronald McDonald, two old guys from the Balcony and the Muppets, Jim Morrison, any one of the fucking Beatles, Pete Best, George Carlin, Dead, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, Ice-T, Ice-Cube, Vanilla Ice,
41:58Elvis fucking Presley, Priscilla Presley, Seth Meyers, what about Seth Meyers or for that matter Jay Leno, Conan's not really doing much right now.
42:06Alright, most of those, you're right, could probably go to prison, but I would never put Ariana Grande in there, she looks too innocent, possibly true, possibly.