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Fired, Framed, And Fierce - Full Episodes
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00:00Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:08Just need your signature to close it.
00:12Boss.
00:13Boss!
00:14What?
00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18What crush?
00:19You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:25What if she's married already?
00:26Well, yeah.
00:27She's incredible.
00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:31Not happening.
00:36Where are you going?
00:37To the racetrack.
00:39Boss!
00:41To the racetrack.
00:54You win!
00:55Yes!
00:58Boss!
00:59The trading system is down!
01:03What?
01:04The trading system is down!
01:07We need you!
01:09The system is still placing counter trend orders!
01:20The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
01:22All my stop bosses are firing like crazy!
01:24We're down a hundred million already!
01:26We're down a hundred million already!
01:28The computer thinks this is normal!
01:30I can't do anything no matter what I try!
01:32If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
01:35Don't panic!
01:36The boss is here!
01:37The boss is here!
01:45Stop staring and get out of the chair!
01:46Go!
01:47Come on!
01:48Bro!
01:49What's with this for temperature is looking like this.
01:51It's trick!
01:56You can't do it!
01:57You can't do it!
01:59We can't do it!
02:00We can't do it!
02:01You can't do it!
02:02You can't do it!
02:03You can't do it!
02:04Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
02:13So the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
02:17So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
02:24Boss, even you can't solve it?
02:31Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a coke?
02:39Who does she think she's fooling? What does a woman possibly know about all this?
02:43If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
02:44You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
02:52Here you go, boss.
03:01Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
03:10Go home. Get some sleep.
03:12And with that, we're gone. Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
03:18All right. Let's go, folks. Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
03:31You are the MVP.
03:43You are the MVP.
03:48Nailed it.
03:51Oh.
03:53Oh.
03:54Oh.
03:59The model's fixed?
04:09The company account.
04:10Boss is insane. Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
04:16Time to update that resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
04:19Mark, who is our boss?
04:22Really?
04:22Though this is usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
04:27Shhh. Our algorithm is the reason why TB's security is a titan.
04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
04:35And you are?
04:36Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
04:44And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
04:48Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
04:49You are fire.
04:51What's...
04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
04:57Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity. Only the best work here.
05:04You made it here on Pure Talent. You want to talk about mediocrity? Let's discuss that
05:09trust fund that bought your position-
05:11You just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
05:21Here...
05:23Is your hush money. Take it and get out.
05:28You know what?
05:30Here's a little extra.
05:32Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
05:35Drop it. Just go handle as much as work. The board paid insane money for her brain.
05:42Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
05:44Listen up everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is eat or be eaten.
05:52You need to be apex predators. Not little fluffy performance faking rabbits. Those will be eaten.
06:01But the real alphas. The real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
06:12Top of the leaderboard is...
06:16Caitlin! Where's my superstar?
06:19That would be me.
06:20Caitlin.
06:22Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan? You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
06:29God, yes. This is perfect. It's perfect. Go now before you're late. And as soon as the concert's over,
06:35clean out your desk because you're fired.
06:38What? Why?
06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours. You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
06:46Those numbers must be fake. And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
06:51It's Jessica. She's here.
06:59You are fired.
07:12Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
07:15Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
07:19Are you certain about firing me?
07:20You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
07:24You wouldn't say that exactly.
07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
07:31You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports. So take your headphones and beat it.
07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
07:42And to you defenders. Finance takes timing and judgment. And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
07:51Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go.
07:57What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
08:08Susan!
08:08Boss, she's high up in trading. Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
08:22Susan, Susan, Susan.
08:25Look around. Finance is a men's game.
08:28Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
08:32All right, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
08:38Dad, how's it going?
08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
08:50Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
08:55How many women executives do we have Susan?
08:59Just two women in executive roles. These are in the class.
09:03She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch.
09:11And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
09:15Jesse. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
09:21Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
09:23Jesse.
09:23I didn't fire Jesse, did I?
09:25Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
09:29Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, all right?
09:32Susan, tell Jesse to come to my office.
09:37Right away.
09:46Pete, honey, remember our pillow talk?
09:50Trading director, one-upping Jessica.
09:55It's time you pay up, lover boy.
09:57Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
10:02I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
10:09We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while.
10:15Keep your nose clean, will ya?
10:16Of course.
10:28Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
10:34Come in.
10:35Jesse. Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
10:39What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
10:42God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
10:44He wants you to go see him now.
10:46Am I up next on the chopping block?
10:51Okay.
10:51You needed something, Jackson?
11:03Jesse, you're right.
11:05Damn, looking good.
11:06Thanks.
11:07Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
11:12I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
11:14Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
11:17Uh, absolutely. Jackson, uh, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
11:26You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
11:38You're referring to Jessica, right? I already fired that corporate parasite.
11:43I need your model, because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
11:49Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
11:53That's what I like to hear. All right, get going, clock's ticking.
11:55I'm on it.
11:59That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
12:04Hardly remarkable. Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
12:08Miss J?
12:08Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
12:10She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
12:14So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
12:18Always two steps ahead, Susan.
12:22Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here. Unbelievable.
12:30Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal. Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
12:40No one yells at me.
12:58Boss we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
13:00Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
13:04Ah, don't go around calling her that.
13:06You told me to call her that.
13:08Eight years of this secret crush. Still no action.
13:10Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
13:12Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
13:14We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities.
13:17Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
13:20Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
13:23Something's off here.
13:25Let's go get her.
13:26This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
13:30You idiot.
13:32This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
13:38Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
13:43Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
13:46Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
13:49So we'll buy one.
14:02This office is all mine now.
14:13Ugh. Broke much?
14:15Disgusting.
14:24Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
14:26Who tracks and fire, Jessica.
14:31And no one knows who she really is.
14:34I can take advantage of this.
14:42Jesse!
14:43What do you think you're doing?
14:45Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
14:55Just need your signature to close it.
14:59Boss.
15:01Boss!
15:02What?
15:03Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
15:05What crush?
15:07You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
15:09We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
15:11What if she's married already?
15:13Well yeah, she's incredible.
15:15Of course others would see that too.
15:18Not happening.
15:24Where are you going?
15:25To the racetrack.
15:26Boss!
15:29To the racetrack.
15:30You win!
15:31Yes!
15:48Boss!
15:49The trading system is down!
15:55What?
15:56The trading system is down!
15:58We need you!
16:05The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
16:07The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
16:10All my stop-offs are firing like crazy!
16:13We're down 100 a moment already.
16:15The computer thinks this is normal.
16:17I can't do anything no matter what I try.
16:19If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
16:23Don't panic!
16:24The boss is here!
16:33Stop staring and get out of the chair!
16:34Go!
16:35Come on.
16:49Go!
16:50Go!
16:51Go!
16:52Go!
16:57Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
17:00So the model thinks up is down and down is up.
17:04So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
17:07I should.
17:15Boss?
17:16Even you can't solve it?
17:18Sorry.
17:19Food coma's hitting hard.
17:22Mind grabbing me a Coke?
17:26Who does she think she's fooling?
17:28What does a woman possibly know about all this?
17:30If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
17:31You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
17:38Here you go, boss.
17:53Relax, people.
17:54I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
17:57Go home.
17:58Get some sleep.
18:00And with that, we're gone.
18:03Thank you, boss.
18:04You truly are the MVP.
18:05All right.
18:06Let's go, folks.
18:07Come on.
18:08Let her work.
18:09Let's go.
18:10You.
18:11Nailed it.
18:41The model's fixed?
18:57The company account.
18:58Hoss is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
19:03Time to update that resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
19:07Mark, who is our boss?
19:09Really?
19:10So this is usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch. Her algorithm
19:15is the reason why TB security is a titan.
19:17What on earth are we doing during work hours? And you are?
19:23Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO. Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
19:31And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
19:35Well, it's actually funny you mention that, because-
19:36You are fire!
19:40Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
19:45Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity. Only the best work here.
19:51We made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity? Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
20:00You just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
20:03I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
20:09Here is your hush money. Take it and get out.
20:15You know what? Here's a little extra. Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
20:21Drop it. Just go handle as much as back. The board paid insane money for her brain. Jackson wouldn't have the guts to touch her.
20:30Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is eat or be eaten.
20:39You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits. Those will be eaten.
20:48But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
20:59Top of the leaderboard is...
21:03Katelyn! Where's my superstar?
21:06That would be me.
21:08Katelyn.
21:11Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan? You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want to go?
21:16God, yes. This is perfect. This is perfect. Go now before you're late. And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
21:24What? Why?
21:26The Nikkei opens during concert hours. You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
21:32Those numbers must be fake. And who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
21:37It's Jessica. She's here.
21:46You are fired.
21:56Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
22:02Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
22:05Are you certain about firing me?
22:07You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
22:11You wouldn't say that, exactly.
22:12Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
22:16Yeah, and we even made a profit.
22:18You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports. So take your headphones and beat it.
22:24Can't trash ruin my shoes.
22:28And to you defenders. Finance takes timing and judgment. And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
22:36So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
22:38Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this. I'll go.
22:42What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
22:54Susan!
23:01Boss, she's high up in trading. Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
23:08Susan, Susan, Susan.
23:11Look around. Finance is a men's game.
23:14Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair, and cashing paychecks.
23:18Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
23:24Dad, how's it going?
23:28I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
23:36Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
23:39How many women executives do we have Susan?
23:43Just two women in executive roles. These are the ones.
23:50She's a talent the board paid top dollar for. A quant model. She built it from scratch. And keeping her is non-negotiable. Our marketing dominance depends on it.
24:02Jessie. Harvard PhD. Star trader.
24:07Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
24:09Jessie.
24:10I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
24:12Actually, Jessica. She's our golden goose. Now you need to...
24:15Dad, you just focus on getting better. I'll make sure she stays, alright?
24:22Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
24:24Wait a minute.
24:32Pete, honey. Remember our pillow talk? Trading director. One-upping Jessica.
24:42It's time you pay up lover boy.
24:44Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
24:49I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
24:55We've got a new CEO. Let's lay low for a while. Keep your nose clean, will ya?
25:06Of course.
25:07Alright.
25:14Pathetic. Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
25:19Come in.
25:22Jessie.
25:24Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
25:26What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
25:28God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
25:30He wants you to go see him now.
25:32Am I up next on the chopping block?
25:37Okay.
25:38You needed something, Jackson?
25:50Jessie, right? Damn, looking good.
25:53Thanks.
25:54Word is, our quant trading model is crushing market averages. I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
26:00Wait, that's Jessica's work. How does he not know this?
26:05Absolutely.
26:07Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
26:13You see, I have pure talent, unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
26:22You're referring to Jessica, right? I already fired that corporate parasite.
26:30I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
26:35Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
26:39That's what I like to hear.
26:40Alright, get going, clock's ticking.
26:42I'm on it.
26:45That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
26:50Yeah, hardly remarkable.
26:51That's how I hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
26:54Miss J?
26:55Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online. She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
27:00So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
27:05Always two steps ahead, Susan.
27:09Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
27:13Unbelievable.
27:16Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
27:20Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
27:30Miss J. Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
27:47Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
27:51God, don't go around calling her that.
27:53You told me to call her that.
27:55Eight years of this secret crush, still no action.
27:56Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
27:59Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
28:01We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities.
28:04Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
28:06Fired her? She's brilliant! How could she get fired?
28:09Something's off here.
28:11Let's go get her.
28:13This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
28:17You idiot.
28:20You idiot.
28:21This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
28:25Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
28:30Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
28:33Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
28:36So we'll buy one.
28:37You idiot.
28:51This office is all mine now.
29:01Broke much?
29:03Disgusting.
29:07Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
29:16Jackson fired Jessica.
29:18And no one knows who she really is.
29:21I can take advantage of this.
29:29Jessie, what do you think you're doing?
29:31Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
29:46Boss. Boss!
29:48What?
29:50Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
29:53What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
29:55We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
30:00Well, yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
30:04Not happening.
30:09Where are you going?
30:11To the racetrack.
30:13Boss!
30:15To the racetrack.
30:16To the racetrack.
30:29You win!
30:31Yes!
30:35Boss!
30:37The trading system is down!
30:38We need you!
30:39The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
30:44All my stop-offs are firing like crazy. We're down a hundred million already.
30:48The computer thinks this is normal. I can't do anything no matter what I try.
30:52If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for change.
30:54What?
30:56What?
30:58The trading system is down. We need you.
31:00The system is still placing counter-trend orders. The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
31:04All my stop-offs are firing like crazy.
31:05No matter what I try.
31:06If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
31:09Don't panic! The boss is here!
31:19Stop staring and get out of the chair!
31:21Go!
31:22Come on.
31:35Come on.
31:40Go!
31:43Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
31:46So the model think, up is down, and down is up.
31:50So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should...
31:53What it should.
32:02Boss, even you can't solve it?
32:06Sorry, food coma's hitting hard.
32:09Mind grabbing me a Coke?
32:13Who does she think she's fooling?
32:15What does a woman possibly know about all this?
32:17If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
32:19You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
32:23Here you go, boss.
32:40Relax, people.
32:41I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
32:44Go home.
32:45Get some sleep.
32:48And with that, we're gone.
32:51Thank you, boss.
32:51You truly are the MVP.
32:53All right, let's go, folks.
32:55Come on, let her work.
32:56Let's go.
32:57You are the MVP.
33:00You are the MVP.
33:02You are the MVP.
33:05You are the MVP.
33:10Nailed it.
33:40The models fixed?
33:43The company account.
33:44Hoss is insane!
33:46Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing one night.
33:49Time to update that resume, Tom?
33:51Or was all that big talk just hot air?
33:53Mark, who is our boss, really?
33:56Clueless as usual, Tom.
33:58Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
34:01Our algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a titan!
34:04What on earth are we doing during work hours?
34:08And you are?
34:09Meet the chairman's son.
34:11Your new CEO.
34:13Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
34:17And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
34:21Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
34:22You are fired!
34:24Us?
34:26Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:31Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
34:35Only the best work here.
34:38We made it here on Pure Talent.
34:40You want to talk about mediocrity?
34:42Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
34:44You just hit her?
34:48What the hell is wrong with you?
34:50I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
34:55Here is your hush money.
34:59Take it and get out.
35:01You know what?
35:03Here's a little extra.
35:05Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
35:07No one wants to see that.
35:09Drop it.
35:10Just go handle as much as work.
35:13The board paid insane money for her brain.
35:15Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
35:18Listen up, everybody.
35:19The market is a savage wilderness.
35:22It is a dog-eat-dog world.
35:23It is eat or be eaten.
35:25You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
35:32Those will be eaten.
35:34But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
35:41Top of the leaderboard is Caitlin.
35:51Where's my superstar?
35:53That would be me.
35:54Caitlin.
35:56Is this Kayla Twist?
35:59Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
36:01You know, she has a concert tonight.
36:02Would you want to go?
36:03God, yes.
36:04This is perfect.
36:05It's perfect.
36:06Go now before you're late.
36:07And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk.
36:10Because you're fired.
36:11What?
36:12Why?
36:13The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
36:15You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
36:19Those numbers must be fake.
36:21Who's your boss?
36:22I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
36:24It's Jessica.
36:25She's here.
36:40You are fired.
36:42Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
36:49Who I am doesn't matter.
36:50All that matters is that you are fired.
36:52Are you certain about firing me?
36:54You think you're some unicorn employed that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
36:58You wouldn't say that, exactly.
36:59Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
37:03Yeah, and we even made a profit.
37:05You expect me to believe that?
37:07Her name wasn't even on those reports.
37:08So take your headphones and beat it.
37:13Can't trash ruin my shoes.
37:15And to you defenders.
37:17Finance takes timing and judgment.
37:20And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
37:23So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
37:25Leave them alone.
37:26They have nothing to do with this.
37:28I'll go.
37:31What?
37:32Is office drama more important than making money now?
37:42Susan!
37:49Boss.
37:50She's high up in trading.
37:52Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
37:56Susan.
37:57Susan.
37:58Susan.
37:59Look around.
38:00Finance is a men's game.
38:01Okay.
38:02As far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
38:06All right.
38:07I did us a favor.
38:08We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
38:14Dad, how's it going?
38:16I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
38:24Woman executive?
38:25Don't tell me it's...
38:26How many women executives do we have Susan?
38:30Just two women in executive roles.
38:35These are the ones.
38:36She's a talented board paid top dollar for.
38:41A quant model.
38:42She built it from scratch.
38:44And keeping her is non-negotiable.
38:47Our marketing dominance depends on it.
38:49Jessie.
38:50Harvard PhD.
38:51Star trader.
38:54Dad, are you talking about Jessie?
38:56Jessie.
38:57I didn't fire Jessie, did I?
38:59Actually, Jessica.
39:00She's our golden goose.
39:02Now you need to...
39:03Dad, you just focus on getting better.
39:04I'll make sure she stays, all right?
39:09Susan, tell Jessie to come to my office.
39:11Wait a minute.
39:14Pete, honey.
39:15Remember our pillow talk?
39:16Trading director.
39:17One-upping Jessica.
39:18It's time you pay up lover boy.
39:19Babe, it already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
39:35I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
39:42We've got a new CEO.
39:44Let's lay low for a while.
39:47Keep your nose clean, will ya?
39:53Of course.
39:54All right.
39:56It's time to upgrade my meal ticket.
40:02Come in.
40:08Jessie!
40:09Emergency!
40:10New boss just asked Jessica.
40:11What?
40:12Wait, he fired Jessica?
40:13God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:15He wants you to go see him now.
40:16God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
40:19He wants you to go see him now.
40:20Am I up next on the chopping block?
40:23Okay.
40:35You needed something, Jackson?
40:37Jesse, you're right. Damn, looking good.
40:40Thanks.
40:41Word is our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
40:46I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
40:48Wait, that's Jessica's work.
40:50How does he not know this?
40:52Absolutely.
40:54Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
41:00You see, I have pure talent,
41:04unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
41:12You're referring to Jessica, right?
41:14I already fired that corporate parasite.
41:16I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
41:22Don't worry, Jackson. With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
41:26That's what I like to hear.
41:28All right, get going, clock sticking.
41:30I'm on it.
41:32That Jesse's everything Frank promised, sir. Smart and easy on the eyes.
41:37Yeah, hardly remarkable.
41:38That's how I hire Miss J. I won't need her anymore.
41:41Miss J?
41:42Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
41:44She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
41:47So that's why Jesse doesn't measure up. You've already got someone else in mind.
41:52Always two steps ahead, Susan.
41:56Susan, do you see an issue here? Coffee. Always. Right here.
42:00Unbelievable.
42:04Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
42:07Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
42:12Boss, we have an emergency. Your wife's in serious trouble.
42:34Are you crazy? I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
42:38Don't go around calling her that.
42:40You told me to call her that. Eight years of this secret crush. Still no action.
42:44Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm-
42:46Wait, hold on. You found Jessica?
42:48We got her. She's running trading at TB Securities.
42:51Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
42:53Fired her? She's brilliant. How could she get fired?
42:56Something's off here.
42:58Let's go get her. This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
43:04You idiot.
43:07This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
43:13Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
43:17Boss, snap out of it. She's in security trading.
43:20Clooney Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
43:23So we'll buy one.
43:37This office is all mine now.
43:47Ugh. Broke much?
43:49Disgusting.
43:50Jessica's Jackson's drinko, Mrs. J?
44:03Jackson fired Jessica.
44:05And no one knows who she really is.
44:08I can take advantage of this.
44:11Jesse, what do you think you're doing?
44:26Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
44:33Boss.
44:34Boss!
44:35What?
44:36Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
44:39What crush?
44:40You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
44:43We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
44:45What if she's married already?
44:47Well yeah, she's incredible.
44:49Of course others would see that too.
44:51Not happening.
44:57Where are you going?
44:58To the racetrack.
44:59Boss!
45:00To the racetrack.
45:01Boss!
45:02To the racetrack.
45:15You win!
45:16Yes!
45:22Boss!
45:23The trading system is down!
45:28We need you!
45:29The system is still placing counter trend orders.
45:39The more the market rises the faster we're selling!
45:43All my stop offices are firing like crazy!
45:46We're down for a moment already.
45:49The computer thinks this is normal.
45:51I can't do anything no matter what I try.
45:53If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
45:56Don't panic!
45:57The boss is here!
46:06Stop staring and get out of the chair!
46:08Go!
46:09Go!
46:27This is the manager!
46:31Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
46:33So the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
46:37So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
46:41I should.
46:49Boss? Even you can't solve it?
46:51Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
46:55Mind grabbing me a Coke?
46:59Who does she think she's fooling?
47:01What does a woman possibly know about all this?
47:03If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
47:05You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
47:11Here you go, boss.
47:27Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
47:31Go home. Get some sleep.
47:35And with that, we're gone.
47:37Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
47:39All right. Let's go, folks.
47:41Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
47:43Let's go.
47:45Wake up.
47:47You are...
47:49Nailed it.
48:19The model's fixed?
48:31The company account.
48:32POS is insane!
48:34Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
48:37Time to update that resume, Tom?
48:39Or was all that big talk just hot air?
48:41Mark, who is our boss?
48:43Really?
48:44This is as usual, Tom.
48:46Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
48:49Your algorithm is the reason why TB's security is a titan.
48:52What on earth are we doing during work hours?
48:56And you are?
48:57Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
49:01Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
49:05And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
49:09Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
49:10You are fired!
49:12Russ?
49:13Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:19Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
49:23Only the best work here.
49:25We made it here on pure talent.
49:27You want to talk about mediocrity?
49:29Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
49:32Gah!
49:33You just hit her?
49:36What the hell's wrong with you?
49:37I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
49:43Here is your hush money.
49:47Take it and get out.
49:50You know what?
49:51Here's a little extra.
49:53Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
49:55No one wants to see that.
49:57Drop it.
49:58Just go handle this when she's back.
50:01The board paid insane money for her brain.
50:04Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
50:06Listen up, everybody.
50:07The market is a savage wilderness.
50:09It is a dog-eat-dog world.
50:11It is eat or be eaten.
50:13You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
50:20Those will be eaten, but the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
50:33Top of the leaderboard is...
50:37Caitlin, where's my superstar?
50:41That would be me.
50:42Caitlin, is this Kayla Twist?
50:47Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
50:49You know, she has a concert tonight.
50:50Would you want to go?
50:51God, yes.
50:52This is perfect.
50:53This is perfect.
50:54Go now, before you're late.
50:55And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, because you're fired.
50:59What?
51:00Why?
51:01The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
51:03You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
51:07Those numbers must be fake.
51:09And who's your boss?
51:10You need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
51:12It's Jessica.
51:13She's here.
51:17You are fired.
51:18Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
51:24Who I am doesn't matter.
51:25All that matters is that you are fired.
51:26Are you certain about firing me?
51:27You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
51:31precious brain?
51:32You wouldn't say that exactly.
51:33You wouldn't say that exactly.
51:34Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:35Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:36You expect me to believe that?
51:37Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:38So take your headphones and beat it.
51:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
51:40And to you defenders.
51:41Finance takes timing and judgment.
51:42And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
51:45So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
51:46Leave them alone.
51:47They have nothing to do.
51:48You don't have anything to do without your precious brain.
51:49You don't have anything to do without your precious brain.
51:50You wouldn't say that exactly.
51:51Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
51:52Yeah, and we even made a profit.
51:53You expect me to believe that?
51:55Her name wasn't even on those reports.
51:57So take your headphones and beat it.
52:00You can't trash ruin my shoes.
52:03And to you defenders.
52:05Finance takes timing and judgment.
52:08And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
52:11So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
52:13Leave them alone.
52:14They have nothing to do with this.
52:16I'll go.
52:19What?
52:20Is office drama more important than making money now?
52:30Susan.
52:37Boss.
52:38She's high up in trading.
52:40Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
52:44Susan.
52:45Susan.
52:46Susan.
52:47Look around.
52:48Finance is a men's game.
52:49Okay.
52:50As far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there woman a chair and cashing paychecks.
52:54All right.
52:55I did us a favor.
52:56We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
53:00Dad, how's it going?
53:03I forgot to mention to you there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
53:11Woman executive?
53:13Don't tell me it's...
53:14How many women executives do we have Susan?
53:19Just two women in executive roles.
53:20These are the ones.
53:21She's a talent the board paid top dollar for.
53:22A quant model.
53:23She built it from scratch.
53:24And keeping her is non-negotiable.
53:25Our marketing dominance depends on it.
53:26Jesse.
53:27Harvard PhD.
53:28Star trader.
53:29Dad, are you talking about Jesse?
53:30Jesse.
53:31I didn't fire Jesse.
53:32Did I?
53:33Actually, Jessica.
53:34She's our golden goose.
53:35Now you need to...
53:36Dad.
53:37You just focus on getting better.
53:38I'll make sure she stays.
53:39All right?
53:40Susan.
53:41Tell Jesse to come to my office.
53:42Wait a minute.
53:43Wait a minute.
53:44Pete, honey.
53:45Remember our pillow talk?
53:46True.
53:47No.
53:48No.
53:49No.
53:50No.
53:51No.
53:52No.
53:53No.
53:54No.
53:55No.
53:56No.
53:57No.
53:58No.
53:59No.
54:00No.
54:01No.
54:02No.
54:03No.
54:04No.
54:05No.
54:06No.
54:07No.
54:08No.
54:09No.
54:10Remember our pillow talk?
54:15Trading director.
54:16One-pping Jessica.
54:17It's time you pay up Loverboy.
54:19Babe.
54:20It already took a lot of effort to get you in with those fake credentials.
54:24I know, but couldn't you be a doll and work your magic for me?
54:31We've got a new CEO.
54:32Let's lay low for a while.
54:35Keep your nose clean, will ya?
54:41Of course.
54:49Pathetic.
54:50Time to upgrade my meal ticket.
54:55Come in.
54:57Jesse!
54:59Emergency. New boss just asked Jessica.
55:01What? Wait, he fired Jessica?
55:03God, is he suicidal or just stupid?
55:05He wants you to go see him now.
55:07Am I up next on the chopping block?
55:23You needed something, Jackson?
55:25Jesse, right? Damn, looking good.
55:27Thanks.
55:28Word is our quant trading model is crushing market averages.
55:32I don't say this often, but I am impressed.
55:35Wait, that's Jessica's work.
55:37How does he not know this?
55:39Absolutely!
55:41Jackson, I actually pulled multiple all-nighters designing that solo.
55:47You see, I have pure talent.
55:51Unlike some people who climb the corporate ladder using connections.
55:57You're referring to Jessica, right?
56:01I already fired that corporate parasite.
56:04I need your model because our fund is launching and I need it to deliver and maximize company profits.
56:10Don't worry, Jackson.
56:11With Jessica out of the way, I'll get that updated model to you in no time.
56:14That's what I like to hear.
56:16All right, get going, clock's ticking.
56:17I'm on it.
56:20That Jessie's everything Frank promised, sir.
56:23Smart and easy on the eyes.
56:25Hardly remarkable.
56:26Once I hire Miss J, I won't need her anymore.
56:29Miss J?
56:30Miss J is a trading prodigy I met online.
56:32She's the unrivaled queen of the securities trading market.
56:35So that's why Jessie doesn't measure up.
56:37You've already got someone else in mind.
56:39Always two steps ahead, Susan.
56:43Susan, do you see an issue here?
56:45Coffee.
56:46Always.
56:47Right here.
56:48Unbelievable.
56:51Miss J, you're the only woman who deserves to be my equal.
56:54Join TV and I'll hand you the entire company.
57:07Boss, we have an emergency.
57:21Your wife's in serious trouble.
57:22Are you crazy?
57:23I haven't even confessed to Jessica yet.
57:26Don't go around calling her that.
57:28You told me to call her that.
57:29Eight years of this secret crush.
57:31Still no action.
57:32Look, nothing bad can happen to her when I'm...
57:34Wait, hold on.
57:35You found Jessica?
57:36We got her.
57:37She's running trading at TB Securities.
57:39Well, she was until the new CEO stepped in and fired her.
57:41Fired her?
57:42She's brilliant.
57:43How could she get fired?
57:45Something's off here.
57:46Let's go get her.
57:47This is the perfect opportunity for you to step in, be the hero, confess your feelings.
57:52You idiot.
57:55You idiot.
57:57This is the perfect opportunity to bring her on my team.
58:01Seeing each other every day, I'll finally get my shot with her.
58:05Boss, snap out of it.
58:06She's in security trading.
58:07Cluny Financial doesn't even have a brokerage division.
58:10So we'll buy one.
58:12What?
58:26This office is all mine now.
58:27Ugh.
58:28Broke much?
58:29Disgusting.
58:30Jessica's Jackson's dream girl, Mrs. J?
58:32Jackson fired Jessica and no one knows who she really is.
58:43I can take advantage of this.
58:47Mrs. J?
58:51Jackson fired Jessica.
58:53And no one knows who she really is.
58:56I can take advantage of this.
59:04Jessie!
59:05What do you think you're doing?
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