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Hell Motel Season 1 Episode 7
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00:00Oh
00:17Wait, darling
00:20Wake up
00:22The day we've been waiting for for 30 years
00:28is finally here
00:32Did it?
00:33Mm-hmm
00:34You and me? Mm-hmm
00:36Now there's someone else
00:40Someone's going to die
00:42You're killing both those assholes
00:45Oi, hold this
00:48We need nine bodies
00:50and one of them is still out there
00:52We need to retrieve it
00:54before a pack of coyotes almost get to it
01:02Ugh
01:20Do you think about it?
01:22No?
01:23Oh
01:24No
01:25No
01:26No
01:27No
01:28No
01:29No
01:30No
01:31No
01:32No
01:33No
01:34No
01:35No
01:36No
01:37No
01:38No
01:39No
01:40No
01:41No
01:42No
01:43No
01:44No
01:45What's that?
02:00Crazy bastard doing a striptease?
02:07You get hypothermia, body senses burning up, and you start ripping your clothes off.
02:12Huh, bodies are weird.
02:17Sure are.
02:21One thing they don't do, generally, is explode.
02:33I did it.
02:39You know, you know one thing for sure, Blake's not the killer.
02:44How are we going to take him back to the motel, and will that sludge even work?
02:49We'll just gather up what we can and make the best of it.
02:54His essence is here, even if his body isn't.
02:58Wolves scavenged most of them.
03:02Hey, what are you guys looking at?
03:06We were out looking for Blake, and...
03:10How did this happen?
03:14It's that snowblower sitting right there.
03:18We banished him, and he was murdered.
03:20Well, hey, he stabbed me, and then shoved a gun on our faces, and then shot at us all.
03:24Right.
03:25I know, I know.
03:26I'm sorry.
03:27I'm sorry, but it's still awful.
03:28What I think to focus on now is the fact that someone got to him before the wolves did.
03:38Was it you?
03:41I thought the cold was going to be enough.
03:43I didn't expect someone to take it further.
03:49Where's Andy?
03:51He's inside, making us breakfast.
03:54He...
03:55He wouldn't do this.
03:57I don't know.
03:59I was with Floyd all night.
04:01Were you with Andy?
04:03No.
04:05We slept in our own rooms.
04:08I know you two have gotten close.
04:12Real close.
04:14But I...
04:15Watch your six, as they say.
04:18What are we going to do about Blake?
04:23We can't move him out here, not with all the scavengers around.
04:26No, it is mine.
04:28I'm going to go back to the shed, grab a wheelbarrow, a couple shelves, and a tarp.
04:32And we won't take as much of this poor guy back to the motel as we can.
04:37There we go.
04:42I'm going to get home.
04:44I'm going to take him to the other side of his car.
04:47I'm going to go back to the other side of his car.
04:49I'm going to go back to the store by college.
04:51Let me have to go back to the house behind the fence.
04:53Okay.
04:55I'm going to go back here.
04:57I'm going to move him out here.
04:59I'm going to move him out here.
05:01That does not look good if we had some antibiotics starting to look infected.
05:13I don't need them.
05:16After tonight, Bafume will see to all our needs.
05:20What?
05:22Barring the unlikely event of some unknown person out there, one of those two is our
05:29killer, and as long as they're allowed to roam free, the ceremony is in danger.
05:39There's an easy fix.
05:41Let me go kill them.
05:43Kill them both.
05:45We need one alive for the invocation.
05:48Okay.
05:49I'll go chop off Andy's head and we'll bleed Paige out at midnight.
05:54Hey, trust me, I'd rather the killer be Paige.
05:59The killer, whether it's Andy or Paige, is not someone to be trifled with.
06:05Agreed.
06:07So, what do we do?
06:11We bring one of them over to our side.
06:14Which one?
06:17Paige.
06:18She'll make a better offering to Bafume.
06:21And one could argue that she's been preparing her whole life to be that.
06:26And how do we make her see the light?
06:30By giving her irrefutable proof that Andy is a Satan-worshipping psychopath.
06:44Sorry, I shouldn't have just walked in.
06:53It's okay, it's okay.
06:54I was outside with Floyd and Shirley and we found Blake.
06:58Oh.
06:59I guess we knew the cold would get him.
07:01It wasn't the cold.
07:02He was killed.
07:03Left in pieces.
07:05I'm not sure I'll ever get all of his blood off of me.
07:09Hey, you should have gotten me.
07:12It's not really anything you or anyone else could have done.
07:16Well, how did he...
07:18Sorry, if it's too hard, you don't have to tell me.
07:21Snowblower.
07:22God.
07:25No.
07:30Not funny in the slightest, it's just...
07:32Oh, shh, shh.
07:33It's okay.
07:34You're in shock, but that's all.
07:37The latest wave of slashers hidden in the speciousness of elevated horror.
07:41The glut of salacious true crime podcasts and docu-dramas.
07:45The alleged art film credibility of horror extremism.
07:49And the bald-faced opportunism of gross-out horror as social media sanctioned dare.
07:55What becomes painfully clear is that hoary but truthful trope of the last 70 years.
08:04Consumers are being desensitized to violence and its awful and lasting consequences.
08:10I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by your returning again and again to the facile point that violent entertainment desensitizes us.
08:27From the Romans paying to see Christians ripped apart by lions to the U.S. public executions up to the 1930s.
08:36The constancy of these acts has guaranteed the kind of simple-minded drudgery to be found in your thesis.
08:42If you'd gone deeper into your topic, if you'd thought about what drives this hunger for an entertainment,
08:53perhaps even you would have stumbled onto some new avenues of interrogation.
08:58The movies that you cite, which I had to endure in order to adjudicate your thesis defense, are unequivocal trash.
09:07Full of two-dimensional characters, so grotesque and idiotic, one would hazard they deserved to die.
09:15Will you be advocating for the real-world suffering of Wile E. Coyote next?
09:19This field has been barely stirred.
09:21No, no, no, no, no.
09:22Turning your gaze to the simplistic and righteous gutter that you pretend to critique does nothing but reveal your inane and very questionable obsession with that very gutter.
09:33And I'm afraid the gutter is where your thesis belongs.
09:47I regret to inform you that you have failed your Ph.D. defense.
09:52I can't approve it, and I know no one else will.
09:59You might find a lower-tier college or night school that will employ you should you feel compelled to teach,
10:06but a full professorship here is not in the cards.
10:11should I put this all in the dishwasher, or?
10:38So, should I put this all in the dishwasher, or...
10:42Really, what's the point?
10:44You can just put it over there. I'll take care of them.
10:47No, no, I can clean them off. I just, um...
10:50I'm just... I don't know. I don't know what I am.
10:57Something on your mind, huh?
11:00Everything's on your mind.
11:02You're employed in me too, but you seem especially perturbed.
11:08Everything okay with Andy?
11:11If you ain't feeling safe, you can just stick with us.
11:18You suspect Andy. Andy suspects you. I suspect everyone.
11:23And, of course, I do.
11:25I don't actually know who any of you truly are.
11:28Right back at you, sister.
11:31Of course, and that's a problem,
11:33because until the cops or whoever get here and save us,
11:37this isn't over.
11:39We're all in danger.
11:42Okay.
11:43Okay, let's...
11:45Let's think this through logically.
11:47Mm-hmm.
11:48You were out in the woods with us.
11:51Alone.
11:53Two against one.
11:55If we were the killers, why wouldn't we have taken advantage of that?
12:06Do you want to go through our stuff?
12:09Won't take you very long, because most of it burned up in that RV.
12:12As long as we can go through yours, and Andy's too, it's only fair.
12:18I can't make that decision for him.
12:21Good news is you won't have to.
12:24Because if we pass this test, that'll be the writing on the wall.
12:30Come on.
12:32What do you say?
13:00know at the person where we got this car,
13:07look.
13:09Oh, look.
13:10You have to get away far enough to suppose.
13:13Oh, wait.
13:14Maybe get you for us.
13:16I'm the body.
13:18How are you doing?
13:20Things are the injuries.
13:22Ass� good warning.
13:24I would love to leave back.
13:26What's this?
13:27Oh, no, it's just a vape.
13:29This shit will kill you.
13:32I gave up smoking when my agent told me you could see it on my teeth,
13:35and then the crow's feet around my eyes.
13:37It's a crappy thing to say, even though it was ultimately for the best.
13:43I found something.
13:47Looks pretty serious.
13:49He's an academic. It's probably something he's studying.
13:53Okay.
13:55If this is what he's studying, then we're in a lot of trouble.
13:59The blood of a live virgin holds special power because defiling a pure woman weakens God.
14:04Insane and misogynistic.
14:07Oh, and an entire chapter on how to disembowel a cat while still alive.
14:11Okay. I get you're freaked out.
14:14We found this in his dresser, Floyd.
14:16I know, but if he hears us, then you'll know that we know.
14:19And we need the element of surprise here, because as normal as that guy pretends to be,
14:23he's one sick puppy.
14:25Okay. What do we do?
14:26I don't know. Any spells in there on how to take out a psycho?
14:29Okay. No one's taking out anyone, okay?
14:31Honey, we have to do something about this threat.
14:33You were on the invite list. We weren't.
14:35So you're gonna be part of whatever twisted plan he's been enacting.
14:39But Andy and I are close. We made a real connection.
14:42It means nothing.
14:44Him and Kawaiian were close, and then he painted his bedroom walls with that guy's blood.
14:48Sick son of a bitch has been playing us all.
14:50Okay, okay. Do you think the three of us could take him? Overpower him? Lock him up, maybe?
14:59Maybe? If he wasn't prepared for it. But you look at what he's done to some of those big guys.
15:04All right.
15:06Portia and Ruby, they took something for sleep. Knocked him out.
15:12The night he ripped out Portia's heart.
15:15Okay, Ruby said they both popped sleeping pills.
15:18Safe. Clean. Leaves them for the cops to sort out.
15:24Okay. It's a good plan. Who's gonna grab the pills?
15:31Okay. I'll go. And if Andy finds me, I'll tell him that I was just looking for rainproof clothes for the walk.
15:38Sure.
15:40Yeah. Be careful. Promise?
15:42Yeah.
15:43You're a genius.
15:54What? What's wrong?
16:00Nothing. I just... I hope we're taking out the right one.
16:04Cheryl, there's no way that charming gal is a killer.
16:09That charming gal is an actor.
16:30Late night shoots. These saved my life. Ginger, honey, cardamom, and turmeric.
16:36Tastes better than it sounds. And it really packs a punch.
16:41Well, they got a thermos around here. Maybe we can take some with us for the hike.
16:45It's a great idea. I'll make some more.
16:52Everything okay?
16:55This weekend has been absolutely...
16:59Oh, terrible isn't even the word.
17:02But even at its worst, I am so thankful for the fact that I wasn't going through this alone.
17:11It's a friendship.
17:13It's a friendship.
17:15Look, if I met Lloyd and Shirley in the street, I'd think they're just a normal, middle-aged couple.
17:28Exceedingly normal.
17:31But maybe that's what they want you to think, to hide where they really are.
17:34And who's that?
17:36I don't know.
17:38I don't know.
17:39But this place, it's like a shrine to crazy people.
17:45Maybe they heard about this weekend, and then they decided to come up here to try and make a name for themselves.
17:55That just sounds so convenient.
17:57Exactly.
18:01Whoa.
18:06You took their side.
18:17Andy, you gotta see it from our point of view.
18:20Oh!
18:23What did you give me?
18:24Don't worry, it's just sleeping pills.
18:25You'll sleep for a while, and hopefully by the time you wake up, the cops will be here.
18:29I'm not the killer.
18:31How do I know that, for sure?
18:33Because they are.
18:36They've been doing this, Paige.
18:39And you...
18:41You...
18:44Alone...
18:47With them...
18:49It's danger.
18:59Can we just leave him untied and secure the door?
19:12Kinda defeats the purpose.
19:14Honey, I promise.
19:15We're not doing anything that will harm him.
19:17We're just keeping him safe.
19:18Safe for us.
19:20Safe for himself.
19:21You good?
19:22All good.
19:24I promise you, Paige.
19:28Nothing bad about this.
19:33So, um...
19:34What now?
19:36Now?
19:37We wait.
19:38Storm's over, they'll be clearing the roads pretty soon.
19:42Once the internet's connected, we contact the cops and...
19:45Get them to set this all right.
19:48And then for the first time this weekend,
19:50we can breathe easy.
19:55I know.
19:56It just, um...
19:58It just feels really wrong.
19:59It feels really wrong.
20:01It's okay.
20:03It's okay, baby girl.
20:05You go on and let it all out.
20:09Shirley's here to take care of you.
20:13Listen.
20:15This will all be over soon enough.
20:18Yeah?
20:19Come.
20:22Why don't you come on and pop some lunch?
20:24Sure.
20:27Sure thing.
20:30Hey, you know what I think will feel good?
20:33A hot bath.
20:35I had a soak, and I feel like a completely different person.
20:39Yeah?
20:40So why don't I go ahead and draw you something,
20:41and then you can just...
20:43Chew now.
20:44And turn off.
20:46So good?
20:47Go on.
20:49Let me just sit there on the bed.
20:50Okay.
20:51Yeah.
20:52You know, I saw some brochures at the front desk advertising their spa services.
20:56Why don't I go pick you up one of their mud scrubs?
20:57Really help you relax.
20:58Sound good?
20:59Honestly, it sounds amazing.
21:00See?
21:01I feel better already just knowing I'm gonna help you.
21:02And you deserve it.
21:03So, relax.
21:05And let all the attention just be in the room.
21:06All right.
21:07All right.
21:08Good.
21:09Well, let's just stay in the room and walk back to the room.
21:10You know, I saw some brochures at the front desk advertising their spa services.
21:12Why don't I go pick you up one of their mud scrubs?
21:15Really help you relax.
21:18Sound good?
21:19Honestly, it sounds amazing.
21:21See?
21:22I feel better already just knowing I'm gonna help you.
21:27And you deserve it.
21:29So, relax, and let all that tension just melt away.
21:45Oh my god. Oh my god.
22:09Oh my god.
22:11Holy pirate.
22:14Oh my god.
22:21911.
22:44I think you should tighten that circle a touch.
22:53Oh yeah? Where's that?
22:54Oh.
22:56Peach was a little bit shorter than Caitlyn was.
23:02I guess you're right.
23:03I guess you're right.
23:11You're a little bit shorter than Caitlyn was.
23:20I guess you're right.
23:21I guess you're right.
23:29Us.
23:30I guess you're the other one.
23:34Jane.
23:35A few hours.
23:44A portal to Hell will be open.
23:46will be open, and Baphomet will be unleashed
23:51unto the world, and you and I will be fornicated
23:55by this side for all eternity.
24:05Come on.
24:17Patience, my love.
24:19The true occult bookstore.
24:47Okay, there's Andy's book.
24:52Let's see how serious this is.
25:04Oh!
25:05Oh!
25:06Oh!
25:07Oh!
25:08Oh!
25:09Oh!
25:10Oh!
25:11Oh!
25:12Oh!
25:13Oh!
25:14Oh!
25:15Oh!
25:16Oh!
25:17Oh!
25:18Oh!
25:21Oh!
25:25How's my spa, babe?
25:26I was thinking maybe I'm done.
25:28Will you stop denying yourself life's pleasures, like this scrub says that the pumice is sourced
25:41from the Vestmaneer region of Iceland.
25:42Hmm.
25:43Hmm.
25:44Vestmaneer region of Iceland.
25:48Hmm.
25:49I don't know.
26:19Oh, honey, you're going to have to relax.
26:29You're so tense.
26:32Of course, you've been to hell and back, so it's perfectly understandable.
26:38We're all okay now.
26:41All of us.
26:44And now, I'm going to touch some pressure points on your forehead.
26:48Is that okay?
26:49I feel better now?
27:09We'll just let all that stress and anxiety down the drain.
27:21Hold your nose.
27:24Oh, honey, honey.
27:26There's nothing to be afraid of anymore.
27:29We'll have that nasty man locked away.
27:32Oh, my God.
27:35Oh, my God.
27:37Oh, my God.
27:37Oh, my God.
27:39Oh, my God.
27:41Oh, my God.
27:48Oh, my God.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:51Oh, my God.
27:52What have you been looking at?
28:03You little bitch!
28:25Go to hell!
28:28You fuck!
28:28You're locking them up!
28:33Huh?
28:35Huh?
28:39Ah!
28:42Ah!
28:43Ah!
28:45Huh?
28:47Oh, fuck.
28:49bomber.
28:50Arggharrggh!
28:56You fucking bitch!
29:13Fuck you!
29:14Let the fuck off of me!
29:26Fuck you!
29:56Fuck you!
30:26Fuck you!
30:56Fuck you!
30:58Fuck you!
31:00Fuck you!
31:04Time to begin.
31:50I fell for it.
31:51And I'm so sorry.
31:52And I'm so sorry.
31:53No, fuck them.
31:54No, fuck them.
31:55They tricked all of us.
31:57Okay?
31:58We just have to get-
31:59Shirley is dead.
32:00Okay?
32:01Yeah.
32:02They were gonna sacrifice me tonight.
32:03And you do.
32:04They need a knight of us.
32:05And then she saw my phone and she attacked me.
32:07Yeah, but we've all had phones.
32:08I know.
32:09I know.
32:10But mine dinged.
32:11I got a bunch of messages.
32:12The Wi-Fi's back.
32:13I don't know how.
32:14Maybe Floyd and Shirley must have disabled it.
32:15But then why would they have turned it back on?
32:17No, no.
32:18Storms can mess with satellite signals.
32:19It doesn't matter.
32:20All that matters is we can call the cops now.
32:21I did.
32:22I did call them.
32:23I called 911.
32:24I called them.
32:25Yeah.
32:26That's great.
32:27Yeah.
32:28That's great.
32:29Okay.
32:30No.
32:31They said-
32:32They said they might take a while.
32:33But...
32:34They did some stooping on everyone.
32:35And you're good, obviously.
32:36But they-
32:37They are full-blown blood called Satanists.
32:39And since that's the case,
32:41they might have been the ones who killed everyone 30 years ago.
32:44Yeah, they would have been their 20s.
32:45Yeah.
32:46That makes perfect sense.
32:47If they're not, they're definitely the ones doing it now.
32:50But we have to get out of here.
32:52We have to go before Floyd finds Shirley, okay?
32:55Because when he knows-
32:57It was bad.
33:00It was bad.
33:02It was bad.
33:11Girls, it's just me.
33:12Don't worry.
33:13I'm not- I'm not gonna come in.
33:17But you guys, you should see the sky.
33:23I...
33:24It...
33:25It's a beaut.
33:29It's a beaut.
33:36You guys hear me?
33:59These are all knives.
34:00I forgot.
34:01I don't wanna fight him.
34:02Me neither.
34:03But if we're gonna fight him, it's better to do it here.
34:04He's a hunter.
34:05He's used to the outdoors.
34:06We're not.
34:07Two against one, right?
34:08Yeah.
34:09And we gotta use that.
34:10Circle him.
34:11Keep him off balance.
34:12Okay.
34:13Hey.
34:14You took on Shirley by yourself.
34:15This is nothing.
34:16I'm gonna rip you two apart!
34:37Okay.
34:38Let's do this.
34:46You give us supper all night!
35:08You murderous bitch!
35:11I didn't wanna believe it!
35:12Shelly was right about you all along.
35:15I thought it was you killing everyone, but nuh-uh.
35:17It was this seeper.
35:18Wait, you're the killer?
35:19Andy and Norman fight!
35:21Of course you didn't know, Professor Andy.
35:26Because you couldn't even sniff out the originals.
35:28And I gotta say, this one puts us both to shame.
35:31He's lying.
35:32They killed everyone.
35:33She was all ready to drug you at the first chance.
35:35Oh, look at her.
35:36Look at her hold that knife!
35:39She wanted to jump at the chance.
35:42She wanted to drug you.
35:43You've been a fucking liar ever since you got here!
35:50You gotta admit, she's a damn sight better than you.
35:52You know, I can't believe a nerd like you could do anything!
36:01Run out of night!
36:02You're gonna die!
36:04Oh!
36:05Oh my...
36:09Oh my God!
36:10Oh, oh!
36:11Oh, oh!
36:12Jeez.
36:13Oh my God!
36:22Ride where I want you.
36:24you. It's like you can't escape it. It's like you're fated to be here. What is all this?
36:38The final steps of the ritual. At the height of the moon, hell upon us. And you, my dear,
36:46will be the last gush of blood before the gates start sluicing. After I get rid of your pathetic lamb here.
37:07Grab it! Grab it!
37:16Okay, so that's not a little.
37:25Oh, my God.
37:55She knew.
38:01She knew.
38:04She knew she was a killer.
38:07I am not a killer!
38:20For me, be praised.
38:25What are you smelling about?
38:31Take these last offings of a dying heart.
38:36And the blood of my soul.
38:38What's it mean?
38:40To open the gates of hell.
38:43What?
38:45That's not true. There's no demons. There's no summoning.
38:48I'm not waiting to find out.
38:50Grab him.
38:51No.
38:53No.
38:55As long as this piece of garbage is alive, he's still a threat.
39:12Yeah.
39:20If Blake taught me anything, it's that you need to kill them all the way.
39:23What, your wife's on me?
39:40It was potential.
39:41You and I are...
39:44It's trying to cannot fly away anyway.
39:45There's a lot of potential.
39:48Wow.
39:51Yes!
39:53Yes!
39:54Yes!
39:57Ah!
40:01Oh шт
40:03I don't know.
40:33I felt so good.
40:45For the first time since I got here.
40:53You're not afraid?
40:56Yeah.
40:57Me neither.
41:00Help will get here soon, right?
41:04Yeah.
41:05The 911 operator I spoke to said they're sending someone as soon as they can.
41:10Maybe before we wake up.
41:14And I can't believe it.
41:18That they did it both times?
41:21That it's come full circle.
41:25I killed the two bastards that killed Caitlin Ridgely.
41:30That it was long to die, it was long to do, but, you cannot do that.
41:33That's where I want to get you.
41:35That they're on a spot at home.
41:36I can't believe it's time for a call.
41:38I can't believe it's time for a while.
41:40I have no cash now.
41:41I'm not even selling cash now.
41:42I say bye, bye.
41:43Bye, bye, bye.
41:44Bye, bye.
41:45Bye, bye.
41:46Bye, bye.
41:47Bye, bye.
41:48Bye, bye.
41:49Bye, bye, bye.
41:50Bye, bye, bye.
41:52What the hell is that?
42:22What the fuck?
42:52You hear that, right?
43:22Are you Andy Lecavalier?
43:36Yeah, that's me.
43:37We're so glad to see you.
43:39Okay, so what happened here?
43:41Oh, we, a group of us, we all were invited here three days ago to celebrate the opening
43:48of the cold river.
43:50I've never heard anything like this.
44:09Yes, you have, 30 years ago.
44:16I bet some of the dry blood on that mask will be from the original victims.
44:22Are you sure this older couple, Floyd and Shirley?
44:25Yeah, Floyd and Shirley.
44:26Are you sure that they killed everybody?
44:28Yeah.
44:29Every single person who is dead in there.
44:32So there's no chance they might have been working with someone, someone out in the woods?
44:37No.
44:40I'm sorry.
44:41I know you two have been through a lot.
44:44We gotta ask.
44:45No.
44:46No.
44:47No.
44:48No.
44:49It was all them.
44:50No one else.
44:52Okay, you two stay right here.
44:54Yeah.
44:55I don't know.
45:25I don't know.
45:55I don't know.
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