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00:00Neighbors
00:02Everybody needs good neighbors
00:06With a little understanding
00:10You can find the perfect blend
00:16Neighbors
00:18Should be there for one another
00:22That's when good neighbors
00:26Become
00:30Friends
00:36Have you forgotten what time of the year this is?
00:38Peace, goodwill to all men?
00:40Green, don't make such a big deal out of it.
00:42Look, you can't wait for those two idiots to start belting at one another
00:44while you sit in your armchairs and gamble on the result.
00:46I did not make an issue of this, the Ramseys did,
00:48and he is making a habit of being disloyal to this family.
00:52Oh, now, come on, that's unfair.
00:54I think we should all be backing Mike.
00:56Do you just want to keep out of this?
00:58I need some fresh air.
01:00Look, Mike Young is your friend.
01:02Shane Ramsey is mine, remember that?
01:04Just forget it, Gran, alright?
01:06Peace and goodwill.
01:10Right on, Gran.
01:24I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:26I don't need your advice as to how to wash my car, thank you, Dad.
01:30Typical pig-headed Robinson attitude.
01:34Just like your dad, thick as a brick.
01:36What did you say?
01:38A Ramsey always winds up his car windows.
01:40Ball, he washes them.
01:44Young Mike's gone back to bed to nurse his bruises, hasn't he?
01:48Shane's fit.
01:50I know how to train a fighter.
01:54Not like some.
01:56I thought you might be training yourself.
01:58You know, practicing to throw in the towel.
02:02I can see where your sons get it from, Dan.
02:04They're all talk and no action too.
02:06Oh, you want action, son?
02:08You better take out insurance.
02:10I can handle myself.
02:12You better be a flaming contender.
02:14That's probably Mr. Box, what they call your canvasback Ramsey.
02:17Oh, I never had any trouble handling the Robinsons, sonny.
02:20The only one with a decent left hook in your family was your grandmother.
02:24The Robinsons were always easy meat.
02:26And your family likes making trouble.
02:28They like it for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
02:30Your thick-headed grandson thinks he can solve his problems with his fists
02:33and now you want to turn it into World War III.
02:35You leave him alone, Chip Robinson.
02:38Picking on a defenseless old man.
02:40I felt a twinge, Maggie.
02:42Oh, you should be ashamed of yourself.
02:43Tell her what you said about my family.
02:45Go on, go on.
02:46Bring on your mates.
02:48Three to one typical Robinson trick.
02:50Hey, come on, Dan.
02:51We had enough trouble at the gym this morning.
02:52Let's not go over it again.
02:53Mind your own business.
02:54Dad, please, calm yourself.
02:56I need to see Helen about this.
02:58Dan, please, hear me out.
02:59You do realise that this street is a credit to the Ramsey name?
03:02We all manage to get on with one another most of the time.
03:05It's a small miracle this day and age.
03:07And just to make sure we keep it that way,
03:08I suggest we all get together and talk it through.
03:10How about it?
03:12Fine by me.
03:14Well, I don't see what there is to talk about.
03:16Still, you want me?
03:17Well, if we step into Jim's place for your life.
03:19You want to talk?
03:20We talk on Ramsey property.
03:22Jim?
03:23All right.
03:24There's ought to be enough.
03:25Oh, go on.
03:26Bring all your mates.
03:27Why don't you sell tickets?
03:29See if I worry.
03:30Paul's even worse.
03:31He's laying bets on the result.
03:32Don't misrepresent me, Gran.
03:33I'm backing Shane.
03:34Just you to back the winning holes.
03:35I wouldn't count on it.
03:36Mark's pretty sharp.
03:37That's enough, Scott.
03:38Now imagine I going to put a stop to this right here and now.
03:39Yes.
03:40Will you speak to Jim then?
03:41Well, apart from this ridiculous bet he's having with Paul, I think he's been fairly reasonable.
03:44Oh, you should have heard the way he was talking to Dad outside.
03:45Oh, Matt, you must admit that your father's been the one who's stirring all this up.
03:47The men in your family certainly like to throw their weight around.
03:48I will not listen to you saying things against my family.
03:49Oh, come on, Matt.
03:50You know what the Ramseys are like.
03:51Max and Tom.
03:52I'm going to put a stop to this right here and now.
03:53I'm going to put a stop to this right here and now.
03:54I'm going to put a stop to this right here and now.
03:55Yes.
03:56Will you speak to Jim then?
03:57Well, apart from this ridiculous bet he's having with Paul, I think he's been fairly reasonable.
03:58Oh, you should have heard the way he was talking to Dad outside.
04:00Oh, Matt, you must admit that your father's been the one who's stirring all this up.
04:03The men in your family certainly like to throw their weight around.
04:06I will not listen to you saying things against my family.
04:09Oh, come on.
04:10Imagine what the Ramseys are like.
04:12Max and Tom.
04:14And I think your father's even worse.
04:16Helen, you're forgetting one thing.
04:18I am a Ramsey myself.
04:19Now, I came over here for a bit of sense and it seems to me that you're as biased as the rest of your family.
04:24And while we're on the subject of family, I would not be throwing stones while I live in a glass house if I were you.
04:29What's that supposed to mean?
04:30Well, considering all the problems you've had with Paul and Scott and Lucy, not to mention Nicky and Laura.
04:35Well, it seems very clear to me that the Ramseys aren't the family with problems around here.
04:39Oh, really?
04:40Shall we start discussing, shall we?
04:42Don't you dare say a word against my daughter.
04:44Sorry, Madge, I shouldn't have said that.
04:46Well, at least we know where we stand.
04:49Ma...
05:00...too far.
05:16Oh, just like your mother.
05:18Peace, harmony, sweetness and light.
05:20Well, if the Robinsons win the war, they've got it.
05:22Blimey, Charlie.
05:23Mum, what happened?
05:24What happened?
05:25I have just been stabbed in the back by my so-called best friend.
05:27That's what happened.
05:28From now on, you stay away from Scott.
05:30Hey, don't drag me into this.
05:32What's he doing in my house?
05:33Madge, please, it's a peace conference.
05:35Right.
05:36I'll give you five minutes and I'm throwing them out physically.
05:39Oh, forget it, Clive. What's the point?
05:40If your mother-in-law's been abusing my daughter...
05:42Listen, I called a peace conference and I'm going to have a peace conference if I have...
05:46Alright, it's confession time.
05:48The boxing match was my idea.
05:49I never intended it to actually take place.
05:52Jim, Des and myself figured that the training would knock some of the aggro out of you two.
05:56And because you're intelligent, sensible guys, we thought you'd realise that violence solves nothing.
06:01Now, unless you want to put evolution back two million years, don't you think that's true?
06:05Kiss and make-up, eh?
06:07You bunch of girl guides.
06:10It's a typical Robinson stunt.
06:12They're pulling a Swifty.
06:13Giving that runt a chance to save your skin.
06:15Oh, that's a lie!
06:16Now, hold on.
06:17You call my grandad a liar?
06:18You bet I am.
06:19Alright, mate, that's it.
06:20Forget your training, forget everything.
06:21Let's have it out now.
06:22Oh, it suits me.
06:23It's fine, Jim.
06:32Well, the gym's booked for lunchtime.
06:34You'd better be there.
06:36Yeah, don't worry.
06:37Take him home, Des.
06:39This isn't necessary.
06:40It's a question of honour, Clive.
06:42Blue's on for lunchtime.
06:43Today?
06:44Listen, you're all getting worked up over nothing.
06:46You think you can win a girl like this?
06:48That's caveman stuff, mate.
06:50Shake hands with Michael, let Jane decide who she wants to be with.
06:53Peace with honour.
06:55That's what Neville Chamberlain said just before Hitler punched him up the throat.
06:59If he's the referee, I don't like it.
07:01It'll be a fair fight.
07:02Clive's right, you know.
07:04Jane hates all this fighting stuff.
07:06Really, you two on the table of all places?
07:09Well, there's nowhere else to do it, is there?
07:11Interfering women.
07:12I'll see you at lunchtime.
07:13Charlene, there's some washing on the line.
07:14Would you see to it?
07:15I've got to get off to work.
07:16Hey, haven't you forgotten who your boss is?
07:17I've got nothing against Paul.
07:18He's backing Shane.
07:19Fifth columnist, eh?
07:20Typical.
07:21And where do you think you're going?
07:22To get the clothes off the line.
07:23Not next door.
07:24No.
07:25But Grandad, if you think I'm going to go to the table, I'm going to go to the table.
07:26I'm going to go to the table.
07:27I'm going to go to the table.
07:28I'm going to go to the table.
07:29I'm going to go to the table.
07:30I'm going to go to the table.
07:31I'm going to go to the table.
07:32Really, you two on the table of all places?
07:34Well, there's nowhere else to do it, is there?
07:35Interfering women.
07:36I'll see you at lunchtime.
07:37Charlene, there's some washing on the line.
07:38Would you see to it?
07:39To get the clothes off the line?
07:41Not next door.
07:42No.
07:43But Grandad, if you think I'm going to let this load of macho rubbish split me and Scott up,
07:49you can think again.
07:50I've got a pretty good right hook too, you know.
07:52If she wasn't to be a traitor, let her go.
07:55Hi.
07:56Shane home?
07:57Yes, really?
07:58Charlene, I didn't start any of this.
08:00No, no, I'm sorry.
08:02This place is so full of violence at the moment, it's contagious.
08:05I just came over to thank you for calling off a fight.
08:10I only said I'd think about it.
08:13Oh, no, no, no, none of this soppy stuff.
08:15Shane mustn't be distracted.
08:16Well, I'm asking you again, Shane.
08:18Call the whole thing off.
08:20I can't.
08:21It's too late.
08:22Having two guys smash each other about may appeal to some girls, but it doesn't to me.
08:26I meant what I said.
08:27If you go through this, I don't want to see you again.
08:29Oh.
08:35I'm sorry.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:37I'm sorry.
08:38I'm sorry.
08:39I'm sorry.
08:40I'm sorry.
08:41I'm sorry.
08:42I'm sorry.
08:43I'm sorry.
08:44I'm sorry.
08:45I'm sorry.
08:46I'm sorry.
08:47I'm sorry.
08:48I'm sorry.
08:49I'm sorry.
08:50I'm sorry.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:52I'm sorry.
08:53I'm sorry.
08:54I'm sorry.
08:55I'm sorry.
08:56I'm sorry.
08:57I'm sorry.
08:58I'm sorry.
08:59I'm sorry.
09:00I'm sorry.
09:01I'm sorry.
09:02I'm sorry.
09:03I'm sorry.
09:04I didn't say he was supposed to stand still, did I?
09:09No, no, no.
09:10Counter-punching's to go here, Mike.
09:12The one who comes on strong, and then you push him back with your leg.
09:16Jack, jack, jack!
09:18Flows like a butterfly, sting like a bird.
09:20That's very good, Dad.
09:21You make that up yourself, Nicky?
09:23No, Dad.
09:24Could you get these guys off my back?
09:26You mind?
09:27Ha, where did you?
09:31Don't try to influence me.
09:33I'm the referee.
09:34My second thoughts offer me money.
09:35If there's one mark on that boy...
09:37I am going to stop this the first chance I get.
09:40How do you suggest we do that?
09:41I don't know yet.
09:42The rule book isn't much help.
09:44Keeps talking about physical damage.
09:53Pain boy.
09:54You've got to learn to love pain.
09:56Oh, Dad, don't talk such a load of rubbish.
09:58We don't want him hurt.
09:59You keep out of this.
10:00Now, Ramsey can take punishment.
10:02You'll let him pour it on, Shane.
10:04And then you can take him apart.
10:06Well, cut it out, Grandad.
10:07You don't have to stick around if you feel squeamish.
10:10You're just having a good time letting Shane do the fighting for you.
10:14I've paid my dues, young lady.
10:15Shane's just keeping up the grand family tradition.
10:19Well, tell me one thing.
10:21When the fight's over, whoever wins, what happens then?
10:25What are you talking about, Charlene?
10:26Well, is it all over?
10:27Do we all shake hands?
10:29Shake hands?
10:30With a bunch of Robinsons?
10:31Once we've rubbed their noses in it.
10:34Is that right, Mum?
10:36The feud goes on.
10:37Well, I mean, if Jim and Helen are prepared to apologise, I don't...
10:40I told you, Shane.
10:41These fights are a waste of time.
10:44Hope you don't hurt yourself.
10:46Save your sympathy for Mike.
10:48Two minutes.
10:50I'll be keeping an eye on you.
10:52Let's do it.
10:53What is she doing here?
11:19Shut up, Mum!
11:21She didn't have to bring her.
11:23You and your father have given her the impression that fight is wonderful.
11:25Take a good look at him, boy.
11:26Last duel for sure.
11:28I'll take a good look at Shane, Mr. Ramsey.
11:30He's going to look a lot different after the fight.
11:31Cut it out.
11:32The whole thing has gone...
11:33Hey, I didn't know you'd be here.
11:39I'm still hoping they'll call it off.
11:41How's your nan?
11:43Okay.
11:44I think so, anyway.
11:45Still no sign of granddaddy.
11:46I'm sure you get that left right, Shane.
12:02Good boy, Mike.
12:03You've been good.
12:05Get in there.
12:05Boo!
12:08Boo!
12:08Come on, Mike.
12:09Get out of your body.
12:10Boo!
12:11Now look at all this Christmas junk.
12:13Yeah, they're giving the children's party here after Carols by Candlelight.
12:16What do you expect, shrunken heads?
12:18What do you want?
12:20Just come to wish the boy good luck?
12:22You know where my money is, Dad.
12:23You're still a Robinson.
12:24Shove off.
12:25Why didn't you stay and watch with your friends?
12:35No, I'm not too popular over there.
12:36You're a traitor, Paul.
12:38Huh?
12:39I don't know when to take a hint.
12:41Knock his block off, Mike.
12:43Who's it?
12:44Come on, Mike.
12:44Give him a good hiding.
12:45Get in there, all right?
12:46Scott, you're as bad as everyone else.
12:49Hey, I don't like this either.
12:50But Mike's my mate, isn't he?
12:52Typical Robinson, right or wrong.
12:54Oh, yeah?
12:55Well, at least we're not as pig-headed as you Ramseys are.
12:57I hate to say I told you so, Charlene.
13:01I'd keep my opinion to myself if I were you, Mike.
13:03Oh, you'll do it.
13:04Scott, I think it's going to be the wild.
13:09Quiet!
13:11Quiet!
13:12Quiet!
13:16No, Dad, you're all wondering why I called you here today.
13:21I suppose the sense of humor is too much to expect.
13:24Looking around, I see a lot of aggression in people that used to be good neighbors.
13:26This isn't just about Jane anymore.
13:28Get on with it.
13:29It's family.
13:30Since this is the last time any one of you will be speaking to one another, apparently.
13:33Pipe down.
13:34I'd just like to remind you that it's a few hours to get you into shape.
13:36I wish you all the best.
13:38And I ask you all in the name of goodwill to call it quits.
13:43Clive, let's just get it over with, shall we?
13:45Mike and Shane, centre ring.
13:50Susan, you're neutral in this, so you'll have to keep time.
13:53Hit that bell at the end of every round.
13:56Each round goes for two minutes.
13:58There's no kicking, gouging, or hitting below the belt.
14:00And when I call break, you break.
14:03Come on, boy.
14:05Just keep out of his way, Mike.
14:08Go ahead in front of my jump.
14:10Each round starts when Susan rings the bell.
14:34Move back.
14:35Give him some hair.
14:37Oh, ho, ho.
14:40What did he say?
14:42I think he said, ho, ho, ho.
14:48No Ramsey ever walked away from a stash.
14:50The whole street would laugh at him.
14:53I won't have any grandson of mine called a coward by that Robinson model.
14:57You and me anymore.
14:59There's more than that.
15:01You won't be able to make me the excuse for it.
15:03And nor will mine.
15:10Doing real well for yourself there, Shane.
15:12You've lost your girl.
15:13You've lost most of your friends.
15:15Why, it hasn't even started yet.
15:18I'm talking about the pensters.
15:21Taking his head down and his hands up.
15:23Well, Shane hits him in the stomach.
15:25Don't do so much.
15:38Oh, I didn't even know.
15:43You've shot his head down.
15:44Okay.
15:45All right.
15:46Now you just need a sir.
15:47I want him to say.
15:47Awww.
15:48But then, he'll stop him.
15:49He'll stop him here.
15:50I want him to say.
15:51Go, he'll stop him here.
15:51Oh, he'll cut him here.
15:52He'll cut him.
19:23Don't argue with you, grandmother.
19:25You're all right, mate?
19:26You're okay, mate.
19:28If anyone's interested, you're all invited back to my place for a glass of Christmas spirits.
19:32Oh, Helen, I do feel rather foolish.
19:34No more than the rest of us, Madge.
19:36Well, if we're going back to Clive's, I've got some really nice Christmas cake at home.
19:39Oh, I've got some men's pie.
19:40We're going back to Clive.
19:45And we're going to prepare, and we're going to do some amazing things with you.
19:45We're going to be about piano.
19:49How are you?
19:49Big girl.
19:53The final 40s of the Cuve장 misschien, amen.
20:25Everybody needs good neighbours
20:28Just a friendly way each morning
20:32Helps to make a better day
20:37Will viewers of Neighbours please note that this has been the final episode for 1986.
20:43Neighbours will return on January 5th, 1987.
20:46Stay with us now for Stir Crazy.
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20:52Neighbours
20:57Everybody needs good neighbours
21:01With a little understanding
21:05You can find the perfect plan
21:09Neighbours
21:14Should be there for one another
21:18That's when good neighbours become good friends
21:27We would
21:38We would