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00:02:59You are going to be so impressed.
00:03:02I made what is known as the crustless quiche, the frittata.
00:03:06Wow, what is this?
00:03:08Two months ago you couldn't even grill cheese and now...
00:03:11Oh, that looks so good.
00:03:13Mmm, egg and cheese.
00:03:16Excellent.
00:03:17Thank you.
00:03:18So, what are you gentlemen up to today?
00:03:21Well, let's see, Em has a dentist appointment this morning.
00:03:25And then the two of us are going to Mommy and Me Yoga.
00:03:28Oh, with Summer.
00:03:29Yes.
00:03:30Will you tell her I still exist?
00:03:31I will.
00:03:32And then when he takes his nap I'm going to send out some resumes.
00:03:35Good.
00:03:36What did you do to die today at a minute or two to two?
00:03:38A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do.
00:03:40Be to tattoo in a minute or two and about to ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tattoo
00:03:43and the dragon will come to the beat of the drum in a minute or two to two.
00:03:46Today in a minute or two to two.
00:03:47I need to pee.
00:03:48You have gum in your hair.
00:03:49A big black bug, but a big black...
00:03:51No.
00:03:52Aaaaah!
00:03:58Anthony, Alexander, accelerate!
00:04:02Come on!
00:04:03One minute!
00:04:06Hey, if it ain't broke, right?
00:04:13Guess what?
00:04:14Phillip Parker is having his birthday party tomorrow on ice.
00:04:17That's when you're having your birthday party.
00:04:18I know!
00:04:19And I just got the invitation.
00:04:20He is going all out, Dad.
00:04:22He's getting an energy drink bar,
00:04:24a Korean taco truck, a live band.
00:04:26That sounds legit.
00:04:27I think he's having black lights and a karaoke machine.
00:04:29Oh, I love karaoke parties.
00:04:31Can I compete with all of that?
00:04:34Oh, come on.
00:04:35Your birthday's gonna be great.
00:04:36It's gonna be fun.
00:04:37We're gonna have pizza.
00:04:38I'm gonna make a cake.
00:04:40Maybe some volleyball in the pool.
00:04:42Phillip Parker's having a fog machine,
00:04:43and we're having pizza?
00:04:44Don't worry.
00:04:45You're drinking coffee?
00:04:46What about my party?
00:04:47Since when did you start drinking coffee?
00:04:48I'm not a morning person.
00:04:50Oh, can you take his diaper?
00:04:52Oh, no.
00:04:53Just drop Bumblebee.
00:04:54You drop Bumblebee?
00:04:55I think he might be wet.
00:04:56No, Bumblebee.
00:04:57There you go.
00:04:58Wish I could be there, bro,
00:04:59but I got proud tomorrow night.
00:05:00Hey, I thought that was next week.
00:05:01It is what it is.
00:05:02Hey, I'll probably be wiped out
00:05:03from my Peter Pan premiere,
00:05:05but I'll be happy to sing for you
00:05:06and all of your friends.
00:05:07Oh, no, no, no.
00:05:08Thank you.
00:05:09Oh, wonderful.
00:05:10Oh, probably Mrs. Gibson.
00:05:11Okay.
00:05:12Honey, Dad's taking Emily to the dentist.
00:05:14I've got Anthony, so you're in carpool.
00:05:15Take a frittata.
00:05:16It's a crustless quiche.
00:05:17There you go.
00:05:18What did you do here?
00:05:19Oh, nothing.
00:05:20Say hi to Mrs. Gibson.
00:05:22Remember your manners.
00:05:31Hi, Jackie.
00:05:33Hey, Alessander.
00:05:35You got the right to know
00:05:38you're beautiful, oh.
00:05:44Oh, are you okay?
00:05:46Yeah.
00:05:47Yeah, I'm fine.
00:05:49Let's go, kids.
00:05:50And so I cry sometimes
00:05:52when I'm lying in bed
00:05:54just to get it all out
00:05:56what's in my head
00:05:58and I'm feeling
00:06:00a little peculiar
00:06:04Lord of the Flies?
00:06:08Pretty scary, right?
00:06:10Lord of the Flies is beautiful, Alexander.
00:06:13It's a deep and meaningful allegory
00:06:14about our own messed up society.
00:06:17Yeah, totally.
00:06:18That's what I meant with scary.
00:06:19The society stuff?
00:06:21Crazy.
00:06:23Hey, check out this out.
00:06:25He puts your face on some bikini model's body.
00:06:27It's really gross and sexist.
00:06:29This is gonna be hilarious.
00:06:30What are you doing?
00:06:31Wait, hey, hold on.
00:06:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:33Hey, babe.
00:06:38Is everything okay?
00:06:39Your last text was, like, so cold.
00:06:42No, I'm sorry.
00:06:44See you at school?
00:06:46Yeah, I'm your girlfriend, Anthony.
00:06:48You really should end your text
00:06:49with XOXO or I heart you.
00:06:51You can make a heart
00:06:52with a less than sign
00:06:53and a three.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56I'll try to remember.
00:06:57So, a bunch of the girls were talking
00:06:59and they're all going in limos.
00:07:00We are getting a limo tomorrow, right?
00:07:02No.
00:07:03I am taking my driver's test tomorrow, babe,
00:07:04and the first thing I want to do
00:07:05as a licensed driver
00:07:06is chauffeure you to the prom.
00:07:08It'll be romantic, and so...
00:07:12Hmm.
00:07:13Well, I do want it to be romantic.
00:07:14It will be.
00:07:16Oh, also, I have it from a very good source
00:07:18who says we're being crowned Duke and Duchess
00:07:20at the royal court tomorrow night at prom.
00:07:21That's so tight.
00:07:22I know.
00:07:23Is it, like, the best thing ever?
00:07:24This is the worst thing ever.
00:07:26These look so real.
00:07:27I can't believe Elliott
00:07:28text-bombed the whole school.
00:07:30Don't worry about it, man.
00:07:31Elliott's an idiot.
00:07:32Who's even gonna look at these?
00:07:41Hey, Paul.
00:07:42Hey, Philip mommy.
00:07:43Nice boobs, Alexander.
00:07:44Since we're new friends with Philip Parker.
00:07:46We're the same psychopharmacologist.
00:07:47He's got ADHD, too.
00:07:48He's super nice.
00:07:49No, he's not.
00:07:50He's throwing a huge party tomorrow,
00:07:51and it's not even his actual birthday.
00:07:52He's his next week.
00:07:53You realize this is gonna be
00:07:54you and me and my party.
00:07:55Actually, it might just be you.
00:07:56What?
00:07:57You've gotta come.
00:07:58You're my best friend.
00:07:59Okay.
00:08:00Wait, personally?
00:08:01I don't know.
00:08:02I don't know.
00:08:03I don't know.
00:08:04I don't know.
00:08:05I don't know.
00:08:06I don't know.
00:08:07I don't know.
00:08:08I don't know.
00:08:09I don't know.
00:08:10I don't know.
00:08:11I don't know.
00:08:12Personally, I think you should just postpone.
00:08:15Philip's popular and everybody's gonna be there.
00:08:17Plus, his party sounds pretty dope.
00:08:19Dude, last year your dad tap danced with a cane.
00:08:22Another bad party could ruin your rep forever.
00:08:25Your dad's a nice guy, but trust me,
00:08:27you do not watch your entire social life in his hands.
00:08:31Woo!
00:08:32Great job.
00:08:33Woo!
00:08:34Yeah.
00:08:35Breathe.
00:08:36You gave birth.
00:08:37You can do this.
00:08:39Two.
00:08:40One.
00:08:41Take your baby back to the womb.
00:08:44They love it there.
00:08:50I think that it's so cool when a guy can step up to be a full-time FOMI.
00:08:54A what?
00:08:55A father mommy.
00:08:57Oh, okay.
00:08:58Um, yeah.
00:08:59I guess I'm sort of a FOMI by default.
00:09:02I was in aerospace and I got transitioned out of my job.
00:09:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:09:06No, that's okay.
00:09:07You know, I get to spend more time with this little guy.
00:09:09Excuse me.
00:09:10Hello?
00:09:11Yes, this is Ben Cooper.
00:09:14Tomorrow?
00:09:15Yes, that's good.
00:09:18Okay, I'll see you then.
00:09:20I look forward to it, Greg.
00:09:21Bye-bye.
00:09:22Good news?
00:09:23Yeah, I landed an interview.
00:09:24Hey, that's great.
00:09:25What do you think of that?
00:09:26What do you think of that?
00:09:27FOMI just landed an interview.
00:09:28FOMI.
00:09:29Did you hear him say that?
00:09:30Yes.
00:09:31He just said, FOMI.
00:09:32You just said my name.
00:09:33Guys, he just said FOMI.
00:09:34Did you hear him say FOMI?
00:09:35I'm FOMI.
00:09:36That was so cool.
00:09:37FOMI.
00:09:38I am FOMI.
00:09:39And he said it.
00:09:40So, with our celebrity readings, our great grassroots marketing campaign, thank you, Julie.
00:09:45The positive reviews we have coming in.
00:09:48We are poised for a really strong rollout.
00:10:03Tomorrow, we are going to ask America who is ready to jump on the potty.
00:10:08And I'm confident our sales are going to leap over expectations.
00:10:12I know I would have appreciated this book when I was potty training my kids.
00:10:16That's Alexander.
00:10:17That's him.
00:10:18Thank you, guys.
00:10:19Thank you for all your support with this.
00:10:22It's really great.
00:10:23Okay.
00:10:24Oh, man.
00:10:26I hope that was thorough enough for you, Nina.
00:10:29Well, I'm going to need you to make an incredible effort on the potty tomorrow.
00:10:33On the potty?
00:10:35What?
00:10:36You can count on me.
00:10:37Good.
00:10:38Because if this goes well, I'm going to make you VP.
00:10:41Really?
00:10:42Have you run Children's Lit and Young Adult.
00:10:44Oh, thank you.
00:10:46Thank you.
00:10:47I'm going to need you every second of every minute of every day.
00:10:52I got it.
00:10:5324-7, 365.
00:10:54That's a lot of numbers.
00:10:55Is that a joke?
00:10:57I have four kids, you know, that I'll just have to carve out a little time to see.
00:11:01Well, of course.
00:11:02Well, of course you will.
00:11:03Yeah.
00:11:04Isn't that one of your darling little babies right there?
00:11:06Yeah.
00:11:07Yeah.
00:11:08It is.
00:11:09Right now.
00:11:10All right.
00:11:11Country reports.
00:11:12Now, as you all know, this is your big project this semester.
00:11:15So what I think you should...
00:11:16Mr. Oak?
00:11:17Yeah.
00:11:18Yeah, Alexander.
00:11:19I would like to take Australia.
00:11:20I know a ton about it.
00:11:22And I have my own didteridoo.
00:11:23Yeah.
00:11:24Well, you know what?
00:11:25I'm sure there are a lot of students here in one Australia.
00:11:27Am I right?
00:11:28So, to be fair, this semester, I'm going to let the globe decide what country.
00:11:39We'll start with you, Alexander.
00:11:40You ready?
00:11:41Here we go.
00:11:42What country...
00:11:43Australia, Australia, Australia.
00:11:44What good it be, will it?
00:11:45Ha!
00:11:46Djibouti.
00:11:47Look at that.
00:11:48The Horn of Africa.
00:11:49All right!
00:11:50Djibouti!
00:11:51What?
00:11:52Who's gonna be next here?
00:11:53Philip Parker.
00:11:54Here we go.
00:11:55Australia.
00:11:58So, like, Arnold Schwarzenegger and stuff?
00:12:01That's Austria, not Australia.
00:12:02Can we switch?
00:12:03No.
00:12:04Okay.
00:12:05Albert Memorial.
00:12:08Lebanon.
00:12:09That's good.
00:12:12Parker up, everybody.
00:12:13Get your aprons on.
00:12:15Guys.
00:12:18Uh, Becky.
00:12:19Do you want a partner?
00:12:21Uh, okay.
00:12:22You can take lab notes.
00:12:250.5 milligrams of boron.
00:12:28Boron?
00:12:29Boring.
00:12:35So, Becky.
00:12:36I am having a birthday party tomorrow night.
00:12:38It was only gonna be guys, but I can...
00:12:40Oh.
00:12:41Thanks, but I'm going to Philip Parker's party tomorrow night.
00:12:44I think everyone is.
00:12:46He has a frozen yogurt machine and a trampoline.
00:12:48Well, so do we.
00:12:50We have a frozen yogurt machine and a trampoline?
00:12:53Oh, my God.
00:12:54Well, yeah, we have...
00:12:55My lab book!
00:12:56My lab book!
00:12:58Put it out!
00:13:03Put it out!
00:13:04Who's responsible for this?
00:13:15Alexander!
00:13:23Uh, hey, Alexander.
00:13:24Hold up.
00:13:25Hey, hold up.
00:13:26I'm leaving for a conference and nobody signed up to take Melbourne home.
00:13:30I can't leave him alone all weekend.
00:13:32So what do you want me to do?
00:13:34Well, make a furry friend a little less lonely.
00:13:37A furry friend a little less lonely.
00:13:56Unbelievable.
00:14:07Oh, cool.
00:14:08We're hosting a guinea pig.
00:14:09All right.
00:14:10Sorry we're late.
00:14:11We had a little diaper trauma at Trader Joe's.
00:14:12Hello?
00:14:13Hi.
00:14:14Hi, Mom.
00:14:15There's my big boy.
00:14:16Hi.
00:14:17There you are.
00:14:18Hi, big guy.
00:14:19Hi.
00:14:20Hi.
00:14:21What is that?
00:14:22Melvin.
00:14:23We're hosting Melvin this weekend.
00:14:24Holy boy.
00:14:25Oh.
00:14:26Oh.
00:14:27Oh.
00:14:28Oh.
00:14:29Oh.
00:14:30Alexander, would you grab that and wash it off, please?
00:14:31He needs Bumblebee like he needs air.
00:14:32I know, honey.
00:14:33And after that, the pig goes upstairs.
00:14:34It's okay.
00:14:35Bumblebee's just getting a bath.
00:14:36It'll be really fast.
00:14:37Alexander!
00:14:38Bumblebee!
00:14:39Bumblebee!
00:14:40Bumblebee's coming right here.
00:14:41Right here.
00:14:42Any second.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:44Oh.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46Oh.
00:14:47Oh.
00:14:48Oh.
00:14:49Oh.
00:14:50Oh.
00:14:51Oh.
00:14:52Oh.
00:14:53Oh.
00:14:54Oh.
00:14:55Oh.
00:14:56Oh.
00:14:57Oh.
00:14:58Oh, dad, don't.
00:14:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
00:15:02what was that?
00:15:12Honey, Bumblebee is gone.
00:15:14Peter Pan is going to be awesome.
00:15:16Okay, today, Mr. Brand said that I am the most poised and elegant Peter Pan who's ever
00:15:21had the privilege of working with him.
00:15:23No way.
00:15:24Wow, when is that again?
00:15:25Just remind me.
00:15:26Mom, hello, it's tomorrow afternoon, okay?
00:15:27Of course.
00:15:28So please be on time and don't be embarrassing.
00:15:30Best behavior.
00:15:31Honey, please don't embarrass her.
00:15:32Dad, that includes you.
00:15:33I know.
00:15:34I'll be there, honey.
00:15:35Guys, I guess you're getting crowned Duke at the prom tomorrow.
00:15:38Really?
00:15:39Congratulations.
00:15:40Yeah, I mean, it's not official, but Celia heard from a good source.
00:15:43I mean, it's kind of crazy.
00:15:44I'm dating the hottest girl in school.
00:15:46I'm getting crowned at prom.
00:15:47Once I get my license tomorrow, I kind of have everything I've ever wanted.
00:15:51And hashtag blessed, you know?
00:15:53Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:54Once you get your license tomorrow?
00:15:55I'm taking my test after school.
00:15:57My dad already said it was cool.
00:15:58You said it was cool?
00:15:59I thought it was doable.
00:16:00Not cool.
00:16:01I thought it was doable.
00:16:02Okay.
00:16:03That'll be fine.
00:16:04We'll make it.
00:16:05Okay, guys, I have some news.
00:16:07Nina said that if the book launch goes well tomorrow, you could be looking at the new vice
00:16:12president of Lone Hill Press.
00:16:13Honey, wow.
00:16:14Yeah.
00:16:15That's big.
00:16:16Yeah, it would be a lot more hours at work, which I already feel like I live there some
00:16:20days, but the race would be nice.
00:16:22Awesome.
00:16:23I have some news as well.
00:16:24Oh.
00:16:25I got a call today.
00:16:26I have an interview for a game design firm.
00:16:28Um, they're looking for engineers.
00:16:30Wait, video games?
00:16:31Yeah.
00:16:32Really?
00:16:33Yeah.
00:16:34Your aerospace engineering dad might be designing video games.
00:16:35That's so cool.
00:16:36I know.
00:16:37I know.
00:16:38Well, guess who spoke his first word today?
00:16:41No.
00:16:42Trevor.
00:16:43No.
00:16:44Yes.
00:16:45What did you say?
00:16:46What was it?
00:16:47He said Fahmy.
00:16:48He said Fahmy?
00:16:49Yeah.
00:16:50What's that?
00:16:51Father Mommy.
00:16:52I didn't know that was a word.
00:16:54Wow.
00:16:55We had a pretty big win today.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58Yeah, tell me about it.
00:16:59I had a crap day.
00:17:00What is that smell?
00:17:01It's Vegemine.
00:17:02It's from Australian.
00:17:03Back off.
00:17:04Hey, hey, hey.
00:17:05Easy.
00:17:06You're gonna have a good day tomorrow.
00:17:07Your friend's coming over.
00:17:08It's gonna be a great party.
00:17:09Well, actually, you can forget it because I'm canceling my party.
00:17:12What are you talking about?
00:17:13Why?
00:17:14Well, nobody's coming.
00:17:15They're all going to Philip Parker's party tomorrow night.
00:17:18Who is this Philip Parker?
00:17:19He's a really cool kid with a hot tub and ADHD.
00:17:22You know what?
00:17:23I'm gonna call his mom.
00:17:24I'm gonna explain the situation.
00:17:25No.
00:17:26No.
00:17:27You know what?
00:17:28We're gonna forget about Philip Parker.
00:17:29Whoever comes to the party comes.
00:17:30It's gonna be great.
00:17:31Trust me.
00:17:32Nobody is coming.
00:17:33Elliot Gibson texted pictures of me and a butt thong to everyone in school.
00:17:36My best friend is suddenly best friends with Philip because they go to the same dumb psycho-pharmacologist.
00:17:41I didn't get Australia for my school report.
00:17:43And I burned down the science lab with Becky Gibson's lab notes.
00:17:46You burned down the science lab?
00:17:47What did you do?
00:17:48Dude, big deal.
00:17:49So things didn't go your way today.
00:17:51Go my way?
00:17:52It was a totally wrecked bad day.
00:17:54And it's not just today.
00:17:55It is every single day.
00:17:57Every day.
00:17:58You don't even care because your lives are all so perfect.
00:18:01Oh, no.
00:18:02We care.
00:18:03We care, honey.
00:18:04Why?
00:18:05Where's Bumblebee?
00:18:06Alexander murdered it.
00:18:07So now he's going to cry all night.
00:18:09Can't you just go get him a new one?
00:18:10No.
00:18:11It's only Bumblebee.
00:18:12It's the only one he likes.
00:18:13You know, I can't deal with this.
00:18:15I'm going to hurry to the car.
00:18:16I know.
00:18:17Well, maybe this is the time to wean him from the pacifier.
00:18:20Oh, honey.
00:18:21Easy for you to say.
00:18:22You're not here with him all day.
00:18:25Think of a wonderful thought.
00:18:27Any merry little thought.
00:18:29Think of Christmas.
00:18:30Think of snow.
00:18:31Think of sleigh bells.
00:18:32Off you go like reindeer in the sky.
00:18:35You can fly.
00:18:36You can fly.
00:18:37You can fly.
00:18:38You can fly.
00:18:47Yeah.
00:18:54Anthony?
00:18:56I feel like no one understands me.
00:18:59Well, I do.
00:19:00I get you.
00:19:02You do?
00:19:05Yeah.
00:19:06Come on, you're amazing.
00:19:09Really?
00:19:10You think I'm amazing?
00:19:12Honestly, I love you so much.
00:19:17I love you too.
00:19:21I love you more.
00:19:23No.
00:19:24I love you more.
00:19:26Don't get me started on that cute little butt of yours.
00:19:29What?
00:19:32What?
00:19:33Why are you wanting me?
00:19:34What's your problem?
00:19:36Excuse me?
00:19:37You know what?
00:19:38You're so annoying.
00:19:39Why can't you just chill out for one second?
00:19:41You're exhausting.
00:19:42Are you kidding?
00:19:47Sorry, Celia.
00:19:48That was my idiot brother.
00:19:51Celia?
00:19:54Seriously?
00:19:58Now she won't pick up.
00:20:01I'm worried about Alexander.
00:20:03I mean, of all the years for everyone to bail on his birthday.
00:20:08He's been so moody since I had Trevor and started work.
00:20:11Don't worry about it.
00:20:12He's 12.
00:20:13Everybody's moody at that age.
00:20:14How is he already 12?
00:20:15I know.
00:20:16It just happened.
00:20:18That's the problem.
00:20:19Everything is just happening so fast.
00:20:22Yeah.
00:20:23This house is like a train station.
00:20:24Everyone's coming and going.
00:20:28And Trevor's first word was mommy.
00:20:31Maybe I misheard of that.
00:20:32I don't think you did.
00:20:33Honey, come on.
00:20:35I got the kids covered.
00:20:37I got the house covered.
00:20:39You're killing it at work.
00:20:41Things have never been better.
00:20:43Oh, please, never been better.
00:20:44It's true.
00:20:45Ben.
00:20:47You've been unemployed for the past seven months.
00:20:50Aren't you stressed out?
00:20:52Yeah, a little bit.
00:20:54Why aren't you freaking out more?
00:20:56What could we freaking out do?
00:20:58Then I'd just be freaked out and unemployed.
00:21:04Tomorrow I'm gonna nail that interview.
00:21:09Big day tomorrow.
00:21:19It's 12.01, Melvin.
00:21:22It's my birthday.
00:21:27You ever feel alone in the world?
00:21:30I just wish they understood.
00:21:33I just wish they knew what it felt like to have a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
00:22:00I wish they knew what it felt like.
00:22:02And they were just making us know it.
00:22:04I want to go out soon.
00:22:06I knew what their life was like.
00:22:09I need to go out for the place.
00:22:12I have to go out for some of our jokes, thank you.
00:22:14And I'm not going to go out for it.
00:22:16So thank you for the time today.
00:22:17I don't want to go out for that.
00:22:19I'm not going to go out for the fuck.
00:22:20I'm not going to go out a little bit.
00:22:22I'm not going to go out for it.
00:22:24I just want to go out for it.
00:22:25Shouldn't you guys be up?
00:22:31Who hits Nudes?
00:22:32What time is it?
00:22:32Who hits Nudes?
00:22:33Okay, go, go, go.
00:22:34It's morning, it's morning.
00:22:35Alright.
00:22:35I have tickets.
00:22:36Okay, okay.
00:22:38Alright, okay.
00:22:39Alright.
00:22:43Does anyone know where the diapers are?
00:22:49I'm in here.
00:22:52Hey, honey.
00:22:54Oh, wow.
00:22:55You look terrible.
00:22:55Are you okay?
00:22:56No, I'm not okay.
00:22:57Peter Pan can't have a cold, Dad.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:04Oh, come on.
00:23:06Harsh.
00:23:08Bro, I gotta take a shower.
00:23:09I gotta get to school.
00:23:10Celia won't call me back.
00:23:11Oh!
00:23:13No.
00:23:14No way, not today.
00:23:15Get out, dude.
00:23:16Get out!
00:23:17Why today?
00:23:18This is the worst day.
00:23:19I am so late.
00:23:26Emily, I'm coming in for a razor, honey.
00:23:29Mom.
00:23:29Mom!
00:23:30Mom!
00:23:30Mom!
00:23:30Get out!
00:23:31I'm sorry!
00:23:32Sorry!
00:23:33Sorry!
00:23:34Sorry!
00:23:34I'll wear pants!
00:23:36Oh, mother...
00:23:39Oh!
00:23:45Good morning.
00:23:47Speak for yourself.
00:23:48Oh, uh, Dad?
00:23:51Yeah?
00:23:51Trevor's big!
00:23:53Where's his diaper?
00:23:54I'm looking.
00:23:56Oh, come on.
00:23:59Hey, there's a birthday boy.
00:24:01Okay, come here.
00:24:02Oh!
00:24:03Okay, you know what?
00:24:04I want you to have a great day.
00:24:06You are the captain of your ship.
00:24:08Steer your ship with positivity.
00:24:10Oh, come on!
00:24:12What is wrong with you people?
00:24:14Anthony!
00:24:15Dad, are you okay?
00:24:16Mom, look, you're older already.
00:24:18I'm sorry.
00:24:19I'm going to have to run.
00:24:20I have a huge event.
00:24:21My foot is killing me.
00:24:22I'm already late.
00:24:23Ben, put a diaper on it.
00:24:24We'll celebrate tonight, okay?
00:24:26I'm trying.
00:24:34Emily!
00:24:46Emily!
00:24:47Emily!
00:24:49You left the light on in my car all night.
00:24:51The battery's dead.
00:24:53Well, I'm the one who's reversed in a cold car,
00:24:55and now I'm sick.
00:24:56Peter Pan!
00:24:58What happened to your head?
00:24:59Ben, we gotta go.
00:25:00It's a zit.
00:25:00Is it that bad?
00:25:01You should put a band-aid on that.
00:25:02Ben, we have got to go.
00:25:04You are my ride.
00:25:05Let's go, people.
00:25:06Alexander, into the car.
00:25:07We have got to go.
00:25:08Everybody out of the house.
00:25:09Broom it out.
00:25:12Get out of your comfort zone.
00:25:13Push it.
00:25:14Push it.
00:25:14Oh, you miss Bumblebee, don't you?
00:25:16Why is Anthony driving?
00:25:17I feel sick enough as he is.
00:25:19I need practice for my driver's sister.
00:25:20Okay, then can we at least change the music, please?
00:25:26Oh, that's good.
00:25:27Leave that.
00:25:28You like that?
00:25:29Yeah, that's good.
00:25:30Wonderful.
00:25:31I can't believe I'm sick.
00:25:32I cannot believe that this guy is 12 years old, huh?
00:25:36Who's that?
00:25:37Oh, this is not going to work for me.
00:25:39No, sir.
00:25:40You're going to have to get around there and make a left on Brooklyn.
00:25:42There's nothing.
00:25:42There's no room.
00:25:43Well, get aggressive.
00:25:44We have places to be.
00:25:45You're doing great.
00:25:46Mom, do you mind?
00:25:47Please?
00:25:48What?
00:25:49Because of this morning?
00:25:51It's not the first time I've seen your penis, Anthony.
00:25:53Mom saw your penis?
00:25:55Yep.
00:25:55I've seen yours too, Alexander.
00:25:56I've seen every penis in this car.
00:25:58Every penis?
00:25:59Let's just get old.
00:26:00Come on.
00:26:01Excuse me, sir.
00:26:03Excuse me, sir.
00:26:04In the ironic Mini Cooper, you're going to have to put down the latte and move or I am going to come and do it for you.
00:26:10Sir, I am going to come and move you.
00:26:12Thank you, sir.
00:26:15Easy.
00:26:15Nice and slow.
00:26:16Nice and slow, speeds.
00:26:17Gently.
00:26:18Gently.
00:26:18There you go, honey.
00:26:20It's okay, baby.
00:26:33Mom's got to go.
00:26:34Have a good day.
00:26:35Have lunch, buddy.
00:26:36Yes?
00:26:37Love you.
00:26:39Mom.
00:26:39This is not going to work.
00:26:42This is not going to work.
00:26:43Let's go.
00:26:44Fold in.
00:26:44Woodwinds.
00:26:45Make a window.
00:26:46Come on.
00:26:47Let's go, kids.
00:26:48The bell is ringing.
00:26:49Go.
00:26:49March.
00:26:50March.
00:26:50Move it on in there.
00:26:52Fold in.
00:26:53Let's go.
00:26:53Go, go, go.
00:26:54Excuse me.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:55Come on.
00:26:57This day is so cursed.
00:27:00You're going to move out of the way.
00:27:01Just move out of the way.
00:27:02Make it a window.
00:27:03Wow.
00:27:03Have a good day, honey.
00:27:12Here we go, boys.
00:27:18Celia.
00:27:20Hey, Celia, wait up.
00:27:21Hey, what's wrong?
00:27:22You haven't answered your phone since last night.
00:27:23Why do you care?
00:27:24I thought I was so exhausting.
00:27:26I wasn't talking to you.
00:27:28I was talking to my idiot brother.
00:27:29Whatever.
00:27:30I tried calling you back.
00:27:31Yeah, well, I really didn't feel like talking to you.
00:27:33I just don't think you understand the emotional responsibilities that come from having a girlfriend.
00:27:38Wait, are you breaking up with me?
00:27:42What about tonight?
00:27:44I don't even want to go.
00:27:51Morning.
00:27:52Morning.
00:27:55I'm sorry I'm late.
00:27:57I had a little car trouble.
00:27:58My husband had to drop me off.
00:28:01What happened?
00:28:01This happened.
00:28:03And not just the cover.
00:28:05No.
00:28:05Fifteen times throughout the book.
00:28:08But it must be some horrible mistake at the printer.
00:28:11Well, I don't know, Cooper.
00:28:13You're the one who did the final proof.
00:28:14Well, we can't have that in a children's book.
00:28:16We just pulled the plug on publication, so that's good.
00:28:19But we have an even bigger problem.
00:28:24Celebrity readings.
00:28:25Dick Van Dyke.
00:28:25I've been calling all morning, but I can't get through.
00:28:27Oh, no.
00:28:28Well, I will get down there.
00:28:29I will fix this.
00:28:30I will take care of this.
00:28:31He won't read it.
00:28:32You can count on me.
00:28:34You can count on me.
00:28:35Oh, happy.
00:28:36Great.
00:28:37I need to borrow your car.
00:28:38It's a work emergency.
00:28:39I've ride a bike, actually.
00:28:40It's good exercise and good for the planet, and you don't have to do what's happening.
00:28:43Just tell me where it is.
00:28:45Dude, I've been looking for you everywhere.
00:28:47Have you heard about Philip Parker?
00:28:48I don't want to hear anything more about his amazing party.
00:28:51No, it's canceled.
00:28:53What?
00:28:54Yeah, he woke up with chicken pox.
00:28:56He texted me this picture.
00:28:57These things are everywhere.
00:29:00Oh.
00:29:01They're even in his butt crack.
00:29:03So his party's not on?
00:29:05No, so everyone's coming to yours again.
00:29:07Really?
00:29:07Great, right?
00:29:08His pox is your game.
00:29:10Oh, I got to go.
00:29:14I got to go.
00:29:15Becky.
00:29:16Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:29:17Becky, Becky.
00:29:17Wait, wait up.
00:29:18Um, hi.
00:29:21I'm really sorry about burning your binder yesterday.
00:29:24Today's a new day, and I thought that we could go ahead and sail our ships of positivity.
00:29:28Wow, okay.
00:29:30Well, anyway, Philip Parker has chicken pox, but my party's still on, so if you want to
00:29:35swing by, it's going to be pretty cool.
00:29:38Is that right?
00:29:40Yeah.
00:29:41I actually feel bad Philip's going to miss such a sweet party, but what can you do when
00:29:45he got the pox?
00:29:46Okay.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:48Maybe.
00:29:49Fantastic.
00:29:50Maybe I'll see you later then.
00:29:52Okay.
00:29:53See ya.
00:29:55See ya.
00:29:56Should I put more over here?
00:30:07Oh.
00:30:08Hey, birthday boy.
00:30:13Nothing goofy, Dad.
00:30:14What?
00:30:15What?
00:30:15What are you?
00:30:16Alexander?
00:30:16Yeah, we're going to need enough food, cake, and drinks for 50 kids.
00:30:20Everyone's coming.
00:30:20Okay, okay.
00:30:21Hold on.
00:30:22Hold on.
00:30:22What are you talking about?
00:30:23Philip Parker has chicken pox.
00:30:25The party's on.
00:30:26Hey, that's fantastic.
00:30:27I mean, for you.
00:30:29Yeah, and guess what?
00:30:30Elliot's got busters for text bombing the school.
00:30:32So I took your advice and steered my ship with positivity, and now Becky Gibson might
00:30:36be coming too.
00:30:37So no magic tricks.
00:30:39No tap dancing.
00:30:40Nothing dorky.
00:30:41You got it.
00:30:41I'm turning 12.
00:30:42Got it.
00:30:43Got it.
00:30:4312-year-old cool.
00:30:44Straight up.
00:30:46It's just allergies.
00:30:47Really?
00:30:48Hey, Em, what's up?
00:30:50They're making me this dress rehearsal to lay down at the infirmary.
00:30:53Oh, if Anthony called me, Celia broke up with him.
00:30:57They're going to prom tonight.
00:30:59Apparently not anymore.
00:31:18Can I be excused?
00:31:20Yes.
00:31:23What?
00:31:29Listen, I am sorry about last night.
00:31:31You have to believe me.
00:31:32I would never say those things about you.
00:31:34And tonight, I am going to make it up to you.
00:31:38XOXO.
00:31:40I heart you.
00:31:44Look, I just wanted everything to be perfect tonight.
00:31:48Please.
00:31:50Be my date for the prom.
00:31:51This isn't Gossip Girl, you two.
00:31:53Get back inside, Celia.
00:31:56See you tonight.
00:32:05Yes!
00:32:06Let's go, Wreck-It Ralph.
00:32:18Principal's office now.
00:32:20Are you sure I can't just drop him off with you?
00:32:22Honey, there's no way.
00:32:23Not today.
00:32:24What happened to the babysitter?
00:32:26Oh, she had to cancel again.
00:32:27Um, you know what?
00:32:28It's okay.
00:32:29I'll just take him with me.
00:32:29You're taking Trevor to the interview?
00:32:31Yeah, he'll be fine.
00:32:32Oh, how's he doing without Bumblebee?
00:32:34Um, he is, he is hanging in there.
00:32:37He's doing okay.
00:32:38Okay, honey.
00:32:38I gotta go, I gotta go.
00:32:39Good luck.
00:32:40Thanks, you too, hon.
00:32:43Hey, Anthony, what's up?
00:32:44Dad, I broke a trophy case and I got suspended.
00:32:46What?
00:32:47You have to come and pick me up.
00:32:48No, you gotta be kidding me.
00:32:50They say you need to come get me.
00:32:51No, no, you're gonna have to wait the principal's office
00:32:53until I'm done with my interview.
00:32:55Fine, I'll be here.
00:32:56Okay, bye.
00:32:57Bye.
00:32:57Bye.
00:32:57Bye.
00:32:58Bye.
00:32:59Bye.
00:32:59Bye.
00:32:59Bye.
00:33:00Bye.
00:33:01Bye.
00:33:01Bye.
00:33:01Bye.
00:33:01Bye.
00:33:02Bye.
00:33:03Bye.
00:33:04I'm on your right.
00:33:14I'm on your right.
00:33:16On your right, on your left.
00:33:20Are you okay?
00:33:20I'm good.
00:33:21I got it.
00:33:22I'm good.
00:33:23Don't worry.
00:33:24I'm good.
00:33:30Excuse me.
00:33:31Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:32Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:33I've been trying to reach you because I'm here to save you.
00:33:35I'm from the publishing company.
00:33:36Let me start again.
00:33:37I'm not crazy.
00:33:39Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:39Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:41That's my cue.
00:33:42We'll have a little chat later, all right?
00:33:43This is not something we should leave until afterwards.
00:33:45We want to have a chat right now, Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:47So please, I'd like you to serve.
00:33:48Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:49Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:50Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:50Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:51Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:51Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:52Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:52Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:53Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:53Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:54Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:54Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:55Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:56Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:57Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:58Mr. Vindyke.
00:33:59Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:00Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:01Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:02Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:03Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:04Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:05Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:06Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:07Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:08Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:09Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:10Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:11Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:12Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:13Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:14Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:15Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:16Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:17Mr. Vindyke.
00:34:18Get out of my way. I know him, sir.
00:34:20Today's the day. You're growing up.
00:34:24I'm here to help you. Take that dump.
00:34:26Oh, please don't, sir.
00:34:28Take that dump in the pool.
00:34:30Take that dump on the bed.
00:34:33But don't take a dump on your brother's head.
00:34:38Okay.
00:34:38You can take a dump like a frog.
00:34:40I'll take a big dump like a dog.
00:34:43It's jump. It's just jump, sir, not jump.
00:34:47Would you excuse me for a moment?
00:34:49I never agreed to do this.
00:34:50There was a misprint.
00:34:51Jump like a frog.
00:34:53One little letter. It was a mistake.
00:34:55It was meant to be jump.
00:34:56There she is right there with the bad hair.
00:34:58Are she behind this?
00:35:08Okay, we got this.
00:35:10We got this, right?
00:35:11You good? You cool?
00:35:13You ready? You ready to nail this?
00:35:15All right.
00:35:17Oh, wow.
00:35:21Yeah.
00:35:34Hey, man. Guys, we're ready for you.
00:35:36Let's go.
00:35:36Oh, great. Thank you.
00:35:37At first we thought it was a little weird that you even applied for this job
00:35:42because we're pretty young and you're older.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48Yeah.
00:35:48Kind of decrepit.
00:35:50But then we took a look at your resume and your experience is awesome.
00:35:53You're part of the space station design team.
00:35:55You have a PhD in orbital mechanics.
00:35:57I mean, for real?
00:35:59For real.
00:35:59For real.
00:36:02Sorry.
00:36:04Hey, you.
00:36:06It's a little out of sorts today.
00:36:09It's so hard to find the bumblebee pacifier.
00:36:13It would blow your mind.
00:36:14Anyway, here you go.
00:36:17He's just going to play for a while and kids are crazy.
00:36:22They're fun.
00:36:24Yeah.
00:36:25So what were we talking about?
00:36:27Well, we're thinking about launching this game.
00:36:28We want it to be a space station simulation strategy game.
00:36:31We want it to be authentic and completely immersive.
00:36:34That sounds really exciting.
00:36:36That's in my wheelhouse.
00:36:37Great.
00:36:38You want to hear some ideas?
00:36:39I guess my first idea would be modular evolution.
00:36:42Space stations are not static.
00:36:44They grow over time.
00:36:45So you would want to start with perhaps a small space station
00:36:49and grow it into an enormous space station.
00:36:51And I think players should have that opportunity.
00:36:54They could add greenhouses.
00:36:55They could add labs.
00:36:57They could grow a space station as big as their imagination.
00:37:01Oh.
00:37:02Uh, you're a kid.
00:37:04Oh, you know what?
00:37:04That'll be fine because we can get daycare,
00:37:06so that won't be an issue.
00:37:08No, no, no.
00:37:09Your kid right now, his face is all green.
00:37:14Oh, wow.
00:37:16Trev.
00:37:17Trevor.
00:37:18I know.
00:37:19Yeah, that's not, that's not for eating.
00:37:22No see.
00:37:22What's up, man?
00:37:23Well, good news to report or what?
00:37:25Uh, actually, we have a Skype call we got to take,
00:37:27but we will call you back.
00:37:31Okay, you'll call me back?
00:37:32All right.
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:33All right.
00:37:34Great.
00:37:35All right, well, we'll head out.
00:37:36You ready to go?
00:37:41You know, Anthony, of all the days for you to get sent home,
00:37:44it had to be today.
00:37:46Dad, it was a freak accident.
00:37:47Dad, dad, dad, dad.
00:37:50What happened to Trevor?
00:37:51Boo.
00:37:54It's real mature, Dad.
00:37:55Hey, Salamander.
00:38:01Hey, Dad.
00:38:07Whoa, what happened to Trevor?
00:38:09He had a delicious green marker for lunch.
00:38:12Why are you here?
00:38:13Shut up.
00:38:14Hey, Em, I thought you had to say to get ready for your play.
00:38:16I need drugs, real drugs, that are swole to give me baby aspirin.
00:38:19What happened to Trevor?
00:38:20Emily, we're not going to pump you full of medicine.
00:38:22You're not a cyclist.
00:38:23I'm not asking for steroids.
00:38:25I need cough syrup, something.
00:38:26Wait, Dad, how was your interview?
00:38:29It was not a good fit.
00:38:30But, you know, we'll see what happens.
00:38:32It was fine.
00:38:33Try again next time.
00:38:34Hello.
00:38:35Oh, hi, Mr. Brent.
00:38:35I know she's not 100%, but as they say, the show must go on.
00:38:40So, if you could get her back here by 3 o'clock, hair and makeup, that would be tremendous.
00:38:45You look terrible.
00:38:46Maybe you should have your understudy do it.
00:38:47No.
00:38:48Nobody wears those tights but me.
00:38:50Pharmacy, pronto.
00:38:52Nobody wears those tights but her.
00:39:03Ex is trying so regularly.
00:39:04What do you think?
00:39:05Excuse me, do you have a bumblebee pacifier?
00:39:07Does it have to be a bumblebee?
00:39:09It has to be the bumblebee, yes, because this ain't going to last.
00:39:11Thank you.
00:39:13Hey, how'd the reading go?
00:39:14It could have gone better.
00:39:15Actually.
00:39:16Honey, I'm sure it was great.
00:39:18Yeah, well.
00:39:19Well, you know what?
00:39:20I'm sure it was not that bad.
00:39:23Really?
00:39:24That, you know, that girl with the awful hair.
00:39:27Nope, nope.
00:39:28I thought maybe, no, it's bad.
00:39:31It was, it was, it was bad.
00:39:32Really?
00:39:32It was my job bad.
00:39:33Anthony, come on.
00:39:34No, please.
00:39:36Stop it.
00:39:37No, I'm just, stop it.
00:39:38What are you doing?
00:39:38Why is Anthony with you?
00:39:40He was suspended from school for destroying school property.
00:39:43What?
00:39:43What happened?
00:39:44It's fine.
00:39:45It was an accident.
00:39:45I'll tell you about it later.
00:39:46Okay, so Em is getting her cough syrup.
00:39:49I'm taking Anthony to his driver's test.
00:39:51And oh, good news.
00:39:5250 kids are coming over tonight.
00:39:53The party is on.
00:39:54Boy, this is, maybe I should meet you.
00:39:57I'm not sad.
00:39:58It's fine.
00:39:58Hon, I'm totally, hold on, hold on.
00:40:01No, we don't have one.
00:40:02Oh, daddy wishes you could swear right now.
00:40:06Hey, question.
00:40:07Permanent marker, do you know if it's poisonous because he might have ingested something?
00:40:11What?
00:40:12Ben.
00:40:12Honey, honey.
00:40:13I'm coming.
00:40:14No, no, no, no.
00:40:14I'm good.
00:40:14Tell Trevor mama's on her way.
00:40:16Hey, Anthony, are you sure you're up for this today?
00:40:33Dad, it's now or never.
00:40:34I promise so.
00:40:34All right.
00:40:35Well, anything worth doing is worth doing well.
00:40:38Try not to kill anybody.
00:40:41Hello?
00:40:42Oh, yeah.
00:40:43Uh-huh.
00:40:44Uh, I'm not going to be back for a while, so the gate's open.
00:40:48Just go in and start setting everything up.
00:40:50Are you sure you guys can handle this?
00:40:51Yeah, yeah, no problem.
00:40:52We'll be ready to party.
00:40:53Okay.
00:40:54Okay, great.
00:40:55See you later.
00:40:55Thanks.
00:40:57Let's do this.
00:40:58Yeah.
00:40:59Emily, just a recommended dosage, please.
00:41:01That stuff's pretty strong.
00:41:03Hi, guys.
00:41:04Hey, there's Mama.
00:41:06Why is my baby green?
00:41:07Oh, well, things went a little awry today.
00:41:09Look who it is.
00:41:10Hey, she's green.
00:41:10I know.
00:41:11What is this?
00:41:11It's marker.
00:41:12It's fine.
00:41:12How did it go?
00:41:13How was it reading?
00:41:14It was awful.
00:41:15I think I pretty much flushed my career down the potty.
00:41:17Why?
00:41:18What happened?
00:41:18Never mind.
00:41:19Can I have the wipes?
00:41:20Uh, dad.
00:41:23Oh, sorry.
00:41:23I'm sorry.
00:41:24I told you this day was cursed.
00:41:26Sorry.
00:41:27Oh.
00:41:28All right.
00:41:30Good luck, baby.
00:41:31Here you go.
00:41:33Wait, Anthony.
00:41:34Please don't do it today.
00:41:35You're going to fail.
00:41:37Alexander, give your brother some space, please.
00:41:39Yeah, the next time you see this space, it's going to be my driver's license.
00:41:41It's not coming off.
00:41:42Just hurry up.
00:41:43I need to get to my play.
00:41:44What kind of a person?
00:41:45It's not poisonous.
00:41:47I don't think it's poisonous.
00:41:48Hi, I'm Anthony.
00:41:59I'm really excited.
00:42:00There's a few things you need to know.
00:42:01My name is Miss Suggs, and I'll be your driving examiner.
00:42:04Now, you may be the big man on campus out there, but in this minivan, I'm the BMOC.
00:42:10You get me?
00:42:10Now, put your hands at ten and two, and show me what you can do.
00:42:15Hey, Mom, how you doing?
00:42:19I've stayed going so far.
00:42:21Okay, I'm just going to just make this little call.
00:42:29Yeah, it's about one.
00:42:31Cooper, where are you?
00:42:35Oh, my family had a little situation.
00:42:38Oh, really?
00:42:39That's funny, because we're having a little bit of a situation here.
00:42:43The phones are going crazy.
00:42:45What happened at that reading?
00:42:47Well, it was a really good crowd.
00:42:49It was a big, big crowd.
00:42:50Big turnout.
00:42:50And the parents seemed to have a lot to say.
00:42:54They responded.
00:42:56Oh, did they?
00:42:57Did they respond to Dick Van Dyke asking their toddlers if they could take a dump like a dog?
00:43:03I thought I could count on you.
00:43:05We'll discuss this later.
00:43:07I look forward to that.
00:43:09I look forward to that.
00:43:17Tell me something, Anthony.
00:43:19Are you a senior citizen?
00:43:20No, ma'am.
00:43:23All right, well, then why are you driving 15 miles an hour in a 25-mile zone?
00:43:26Come on, speed it up.
00:43:28That's right.
00:43:29That is right.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Change lanes.
00:43:42Now why don't you take a right up here?
00:43:43Okay.
00:43:50All right.
00:43:51Okay.
00:43:58Celia's calling.
00:44:00Oh, my girlfriend probably wants to talk prom plans.
00:44:03Tonight's a prom.
00:44:04Uh, but I'll just ignore that.
00:44:08Seems like she's very anxious to talk to you.
00:44:11No.
00:44:12No, no.
00:44:12I'm driving.
00:44:13I would never answer the phone when I'm driving.
00:44:15No.
00:44:15No, no matter what circumstance.
00:44:17But, you know, proms don't happen every day.
00:44:19It's true.
00:44:22You sure?
00:44:23It'll just be, like, super quick.
00:44:24It's not...
00:44:24What's important to you is important to me.
00:44:28Right?
00:44:32Hey, Celia.
00:44:33Yeah, I can't really talk right now, but...
00:44:34Put the phone down!
00:44:36What?
00:44:37Put the mobile device down now!
00:44:39Hey, eyes on the room!
00:44:40You tricked me!
00:45:09Get out of this.
00:45:10Car.
00:45:11You get out of this car!
00:45:12You broad creep!
00:45:14I don't think he passed.
00:45:15Get out!
00:45:16Get out!
00:45:38You know what?
00:45:38This is your fault.
00:45:40If you wouldn't cause a fight between me and Celia, I would have never picked up that call
00:45:42and failed my test.
00:45:43Anthony, you are not passing the blame on this one.
00:45:46I told you today might not be a good day to take the test.
00:45:48Dad, I had to take the test today.
00:45:50No, you didn't have to take it today.
00:45:51It is all on Zander's fault.
00:45:52If he had to drop Trevor's passing it out of the disposal, I never would have rehearsed
00:45:55a cold car.
00:45:56I got exactly cold car.
00:45:57That's awesome, your fault.
00:45:58If you hadn't left the battery on in my car all night, I wouldn't have been late to work
00:46:01and Dick Van Dyke wouldn't be mad at me.
00:46:03Chim Chiminey wants to kill me.
00:46:05Can you imagine?
00:46:06Look, Trevor was crying.
00:46:07Where was I supposed to rehearse?
00:46:08How were you able to hit every parking meter?
00:46:11I don't think you left a speck of paint on family.
00:46:16Boom, boom, boom, boom, one right after me.
00:46:20I can hear you guys.
00:46:20Stop, you guys.
00:46:23Okay, stop.
00:46:25It was my fault.
00:46:27I'm to blame for all of it.
00:46:29For everything.
00:46:31Yeah, see, I told you.
00:46:32No, hold on, hold on.
00:46:34Alexander, what are you saying?
00:46:36Okay, look, last night I made myself a birthday Sunday and I made a wish on a candle and I think
00:46:42I, I think I cursed this day for all of you.
00:46:44You did what?
00:46:45I'm sorry.
00:46:46I just wanted you guys to know what it was like to have a massively horrible, terrible day.
00:46:51So I wish it and now you're all having one.
00:46:54Alexander, as incredible as it would be for you to have that kind of supernatural ability,
00:46:58I don't think you can actually curse a day, buddy.
00:46:59Sweetie, this isn't your fault.
00:47:01No.
00:47:01We just bit off more than we could chew today and it isn't going our way.
00:47:04No, look, I did curse a day.
00:47:06I don't know how, but I did and it worked.
00:47:09I know Emily's going to miss her play and Anthony's not going to be able to drive Celia to the prom.
00:47:13He's been waiting all year to make out with her in the back of the van.
00:47:17Okay, we don't need to hear of that.
00:47:18Hey, I'm sorry.
00:47:20I'm really sorry.
00:47:23Just, just forget my party.
00:47:26It'll be a disaster anyway.
00:47:30Apology not accepted.
00:47:31Look, this day is not ruined because this day is not over yet.
00:47:39Dad, you're so right.
00:47:40I mean, I may be sick, but there's no way I'm missing opening night.
00:47:44I may have wrecked the van, but I'm not missing promiscence, Celia.
00:47:47I, I just, I can't.
00:47:48Look, we are not going to let this day get the better of us.
00:47:53It's like last week at Target when Dad lost Trevor for like 45 minutes.
00:47:56Okay.
00:47:57Yeah, and the store manager wanted to call the cops, but Dad said no.
00:48:01We found him.
00:48:02We are going to keep looking.
00:48:03We will keep looking for my baby.
00:48:04We will find my baby.
00:48:05He sealed the doors.
00:48:06It was fine.
00:48:06It was fine.
00:48:07Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:48:09Okay, guys, okay.
00:48:10It's past three, so if we're going to go, we've got to do this now.
00:48:12Are we ready, Coopers?
00:48:13All right.
00:48:14Clap those hands if you believe in the fairies.
00:48:15Emily, are you okay?
00:48:17Bob, positivism.
00:48:19Let's do this thing.
00:48:20Get in there, get in there, get in there.
00:48:21It seems we may have accidentally given your tux away.
00:48:30Well, get it back.
00:48:31So I cannot untux a client.
00:48:33My sister's Peter Pan and we've got ten minutes to a curtain.
00:48:35You better untux something.
00:48:38Well, there is one option.
00:48:40You might be able to pull it off.
00:48:43Fire up.
00:48:44Come on, let's go.
00:48:44You can swim.
00:48:47Doesn't mean you can dive in.
00:48:51Cooper's on the move.
00:49:01All right.
00:49:01We got it.
00:49:02All right, Anthony, come in.
00:49:04Come here, come here.
00:49:07Get some four of us.
00:49:09Honey, honey, honey.
00:49:11Em, sweetie, I think you've got plenty of that.
00:49:14I'm sorry.
00:49:15It's okay, honey.
00:49:16Peter Pan is here, everybody.
00:49:18Excuse me, people.
00:49:19Excuse us, excuse us.
00:49:20Oh, I love your outfit.
00:49:33I said three o'clock.
00:49:35You have no idea the kind of day we are having.
00:49:37It's a miracle we're here.
00:49:38For your legs, this is not professional.
00:49:40No, it's not professional because this is an eighth grade production of Peter Pan.
00:49:44And if you could take one look at our minivan, Mr. Brand, I am not somebody that you want
00:49:50to mess with right now.
00:49:51So grab her some green tights and a harness and fire up her zinger bell.
00:49:55As soon as you have your costume, Bob, go for your hair.
00:49:58Way to go, daddy-o.
00:50:00Brick a light, sweetie.
00:50:01Go ahead.
00:50:01Show's about to start, Emily.
00:50:02We've got to get some going.
00:50:05We made it.
00:50:07Good night, mother.
00:50:08Good night, father.
00:50:09Now, you two be quiet and I'll tell you a story.
00:50:26What sort of story?
00:50:37The best sorts.
00:50:39One filled with magic and fairies and savage pirates called Never Never Land.
00:50:44Hi.
00:50:45Hello.
00:50:46Oh, whoa.
00:50:47Oh, no.
00:50:48I'm a little boy named Peter Pan.
00:50:52Hello.
00:50:52What's wrong with her?
00:50:53Who are you?
00:50:53It must be the cough syrup.
00:50:54So did you see it?
00:50:55Hello.
00:50:56Hello.
00:50:57Hello.
00:50:57Peter Pan is in the house.
00:50:59Oh.
00:51:00Oh.
00:51:00Oh.
00:51:01You think I'm a wonderful boy.
00:51:02Get the hook and get her down.
00:51:04Any very little boy.
00:51:06Hook her down.
00:51:07Hook her out.
00:51:08I'm floating.
00:51:09I'm floating.
00:51:10Go on.
00:51:11Get her.
00:51:12How close.
00:51:13They're here in the sky.
00:51:14Ah.
00:51:15Let go.
00:51:16Get her down.
00:51:17Let go of me.
00:51:18Let go of me right now.
00:51:21Let go.
00:51:22Everybody, fly.
00:51:24Ah.
00:51:25Ah!
00:51:26Ah!
00:51:27Ah!
00:51:28Ah!
00:51:29Ah!
00:51:30Ah!
00:51:31Ah!
00:51:32She's okay.
00:51:33She's all right.
00:51:34There she is.
00:51:35Ta-da!
00:51:36Thank you, everybody.
00:51:38Thank you.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40Josephine, hi.
00:51:41Daniel, hi.
00:51:43Hi.
00:51:44Hello, everybody.
00:51:45Take some pixie dust.
00:51:47Thank you.
00:51:48Thank you.
00:51:49Mwah!
00:51:50How much cough syrup did she have?
00:51:55Clearly way too much.
00:51:57Oh, there she is.
00:51:59Hi.
00:52:00Hey, honey.
00:52:01Wow.
00:52:04Well, that was an incredible thing to watch.
00:52:10I think I broke Captain Hook's toes.
00:52:14Sweetie, it's not your fault.
00:52:17We shouldn't have let you go out there today.
00:52:19No, you can't fool around with medicine, hon.
00:52:22Emily.
00:52:23Emily.
00:52:24Dude, you crushed it.
00:52:25I gotta change into my tux.
00:52:28Is it red?
00:52:29No, no.
00:52:30Gun's pink.
00:52:35Honey, it's all gonna be okay.
00:52:37Trust me.
00:52:39Love you, Dad.
00:52:41Love you, too.
00:52:43Okay, honey.
00:52:44That felt good.
00:52:45Let's, um...
00:52:46Can you get that out?
00:52:47Let's go outside.
00:52:48I'll get you some air.
00:52:49Oh, no, honey.
00:52:50It's all right.
00:52:51Okay.
00:52:52It's fine.
00:52:53When did she start eating carrots?
00:52:54Ah.
00:52:55Your sister has excellent aim.
00:52:56I'd rather tell.
00:52:57Thanks.
00:52:58Oh, man.
00:52:59Hello?
00:53:00Oh, hey, Greg.
00:53:01No, now's the fine time.
00:53:02You did?
00:53:03Uh, no.
00:53:04I'm not surprised.
00:53:05I thought it was a killer interview, also.
00:53:07All right, Greg.
00:53:08Oh, John?
00:53:09Uh, Mr.
00:53:32Also.
00:53:34Uh-huh.
00:53:36You wanna meet?
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:40Well, now actually isn't a really good time.
00:53:42No, no, no, no, no.
00:53:44Drinks at Nagamaki?
00:53:46Could you hold on a second, Greg?
00:53:48Alexander, I appreciate what you're trying to do,
00:53:50but our plate is full.
00:53:52We got too much going on tonight, kiddo.
00:53:54Dad, curse or no curse?
00:53:56Just go for it!
00:53:58Greg, we're gonna go for it.
00:54:02Yeah, I will see you at Nagamaki later, okay?
00:54:04Okay.
00:54:06Good. I look forward to it. Thanks.
00:54:08Bye-bye. Awesome.
00:54:10Okay.
00:54:12I reek. You do. Um...
00:54:14Oh, look! Wait.
00:54:16This looks like your size?
00:54:18I'm not gonna wear a pirate blouse.
00:54:20Pirate or puke? Your choice.
00:54:28It's okay, Em.
00:54:32It took a lot of courage to fly out on that stage tonight.
00:54:38Don't you have any idea how proud we are of you?
00:54:42You've always just...
00:54:44put yourself out there.
00:54:46You are fearless.
00:54:48You're willing to show the world who you really are.
00:54:50That's... that's amazing.
00:54:52I...
00:54:54But if you're ever about to take the stage on Broadway
00:54:56and you decide to drink a bottle of cough syrup,
00:54:58give me a call.
00:55:00I'm gonna talk you out of it.
00:55:02Ladies? Care to do some pillaging?
00:55:08Oh.
00:55:10Hey! Hey!
00:55:26All right, how did I end up blue?
00:55:40Celia's gonna love it.
00:55:41It's totally retro.
00:55:42Just own it, kiddo.
00:55:44You look... ridiculous.
00:55:49Go get your Duchess, Duke.
00:55:51My little boy.
00:55:53In a tuxedo, going to prom.
00:55:55In sneakers.
00:55:57Wow. You look amazing.
00:55:59What are you wearing? You look like Willy Wonka.
00:56:03I'm trying something different.
00:56:05What's going on?
00:56:09Oh. Yeah, I kind of failed my driver's test.
00:56:11I'm trying something different.
00:56:17Oh, yeah. I kind of failed my driver's test.
00:56:21I'm trying something different.
00:56:25What's going on.
00:56:27Oh, pfft, yeah, I kind of failed my driver's test.
00:56:34Oops.
00:56:52You look beautiful, Celia.
00:56:54Of course I do.
00:56:55Yeah, that's a sick dress.
00:56:58I hope this isn't too much wind for you, Celia.
00:57:00It's actually helping with the vomit smell.
00:57:08So is everybody hungry?
00:57:10I am.
00:57:12They're coming to dinner.
00:57:13Don't worry, they're not going to sit at our table.
00:57:17How about some music?
00:57:18Yes, yes.
00:57:20Oh, no surprise, radio's broken.
00:57:25grill play.
00:57:29Do do do do.
00:57:31Do, do do do.
00:57:33Do, do, do, do, do.
00:57:35Do, do.
00:57:35Do, do, do, do.
00:57:36Das ist einfach etwas, was wir machen manchmal.
00:58:00Ich weiß nicht, was wir machen.
00:58:05We're going to Nagamaki!
00:58:13What? Are you kidding me?
00:58:15Nagamaki!
00:58:16They cook it on the table!
00:58:17They cook it right on the table!
00:58:18Like a fondue, but not.
00:58:20It's supposed to be a very authentic Japanese restaurant.
00:58:35Be careful.
00:58:36Yes, I'm here.
00:58:39Konichiwa! Welcome to Nagamaki.
00:58:41Table for two, please.
00:58:42Right this way.
00:58:45There they are.
00:58:48You okay?
00:58:49Yeah.
00:58:51I mean, come on.
00:58:53Man, you're the smartest guy I know.
00:58:54You're literally a rocket scientist.
00:58:56You've got these guys.
00:58:58This is better tucked in.
00:59:01Oh, you hesitated.
00:59:03Here we go.
00:59:03Go get him, Buccaneer!
00:59:04Thanks, bye.
00:59:05Good luck.
00:59:06Good luck.
00:59:06Good luck.
00:59:10Hey, fellas.
00:59:14Is that a pirate's boss?
00:59:18Yar!
00:59:23Yes, it'd be!
00:59:25Yar some!
00:59:26Hey, I'm born, baby!
00:59:29How's he doing?
00:59:30He looks like he's having fun.
00:59:32He does.
00:59:33They look impressed.
00:59:34He looks so good.
00:59:35That is exactly what I am talking about.
00:59:37You have multi-players.
00:59:39Survival style.
00:59:39It's survivor on a space station.
00:59:42It's so cool with multi-players.
00:59:43What do you think?
00:59:43He's gonna flip.
00:59:44It would be sick.
00:59:45To Ben.
00:59:46The space pirates.
00:59:47Space pirates.
00:59:48Are you sure you're not adopted?
00:59:59Yeah, you should try shrimp.
01:00:01They're really good.
01:00:02I'm allergic to shrimp.
01:00:03You should know what your girlfriend's allergic to.
01:00:07Yeah.
01:00:07Sorry.
01:00:08X-O-X-O.
01:00:12Anthony, I just can't believe on the most important night of our lives, you brought me to a place
01:00:16where I have to watch my food get cooked in front of me.
01:00:19Who goes to Nagamaki before the prom?
01:00:21It's so amazing, okay?
01:00:23Hey, look.
01:00:24It's Hopendale and Heather and Dave.
01:00:26Hey!
01:00:26Hey, guys.
01:00:28Hey, Celia.
01:00:29What's up, Anthony?
01:00:30Mwah!
01:00:30Mwah!
01:00:31OMG, you look beautiful.
01:00:33Love it.
01:00:33Thank you.
01:00:34Don't you guys just love this place?
01:00:36Totally.
01:00:37I'd die for it.
01:00:38Oh, my God.
01:00:38Me too.
01:00:39Well, um, I'll catch you guys later.
01:00:41Okay.
01:00:45Space Pirates!
01:00:46Space Pirates!
01:00:46Space Pirates!
01:00:47Space Pirates!
01:00:48Space Pirates!
01:00:49Space Pirates!
01:00:50Space Pirates!
01:00:51Space Pirates!
01:00:52Space Pirates!
01:00:52Space Pirates!
01:00:53Space Pirates!
01:00:54Nagamaki!
01:00:56Woo!
01:00:57Woo!
01:00:58It sounds like it couldn't be going better.
01:00:59No mistake.
01:01:00There we go.
01:01:01Shevananda.
01:01:02I hate it.
01:01:02Shrimp bank.
01:01:05Oh!
01:01:07Whoa!
01:01:07Ready?
01:01:09Yeah, I'm ready.
01:01:14One.
01:01:15That was one.
01:01:16Fire out!
01:01:19Three!
01:01:21Look forward!
01:01:22I'm doing it!
01:01:23Five!
01:01:25Six!
01:01:27Seven!
01:01:29Eight!
01:01:31Nine!
01:01:34Ten!
01:01:34Seven!
01:01:47Oh!
01:01:48Oh, Mom.
01:01:48Dad's on fire.
01:01:49I hope so.
01:01:50No, no, no.
01:01:50He's really on fire!
01:01:52Ah!
01:01:53Ah!
01:01:54Drop it!
01:01:54Drop it!
01:01:55Drop it!
01:01:55Drop that rope!
01:01:56Drop that rope!
01:01:57Whoa!
01:01:58Stop dropping it!
01:01:59Dad?
01:01:59Ha! Ha! Ha!
01:02:17I still have me arms!
01:02:29Ha! Ha!
01:02:35Thank you for your time.
01:02:41Nice job! You really nailed it!
01:02:43You really nailed it, Ben!
01:02:45You know who you are?
01:02:47You're the flaming pirate of Nagamaki!
01:02:51Thank you!
01:02:53Whoa! Dad!
01:02:55Hey, guys. Are you okay?
01:02:57Yeah. Yep.
01:02:59I'm good. I'm fine.
01:03:05It's all good.
01:03:09It's all good.
01:03:13Dad, you don't always have to steer your ship with positivity.
01:03:17You keep us up, and we really appreciate it.
01:03:19But some days are just bad.
01:03:21They... nothing can fix it.
01:03:25Trust me.
01:03:27I would know.
01:03:29At least we're all together now.
01:03:35It's my job to take care of you guys.
01:03:37And...
01:03:39Make sure you don't have bad days.
01:03:41And when you do, it's on me.
01:03:43Ben.
01:03:45I think that you just gotta have the bad days so you can love the good days even more.
01:03:53This day has been terrible.
01:03:55Terrible day.
01:03:57Terrible day.
01:03:59Yeah.
01:04:00A horrible day.
01:04:01A no good...
01:04:05Very bad day!
01:04:09Oh...
01:04:11Well, you know what I think?
01:04:13I think this day sucks!
01:04:17Yes!
01:04:18It's done!
01:04:19Yes!
01:04:20It's done!
01:04:21I love you guys.
01:04:22Come here.
01:04:23Hello.
01:04:24Hello.
01:04:25Ow.
01:04:26Hey.
01:04:27Can't breathe.
01:04:28Can't breathe.
01:04:29You sure?
01:04:30Yeah, totally. Come with us.
01:04:31Okay, cool.
01:04:32Alright, so good news.
01:04:33They have room and they said we could go with them.
01:04:38Uh...
01:04:39I-I don't know.
01:04:40What do you mean you don't know?
01:04:42We're not going in some busted up minivan with your crazy family.
01:04:49You know what? Go without me.
01:04:51Excuse me?
01:04:53You want me to go to the prom without you?
01:04:55Yes.
01:04:56That's what I want.
01:04:58I'm sticking with my family tonight.
01:05:00You're choosing them over me?
01:05:03Yes.
01:05:05Celia, I am.
01:05:06Because they're my family.
01:05:07And if they're crazy, then I guess it makes me crazy too.
01:05:09Have fun at the prom, Duchess.
01:05:14What are you doing?
01:05:17Ugh!
01:05:18Forget it.
01:05:19So, what? No prom?
01:05:21It's junior prom. The real one's next year.
01:05:24What about Celia?
01:05:26I realize there's more important things than Celia.
01:05:30You sure?
01:05:32Very.
01:05:33Good to have you on board.
01:05:34Thanks, Dad.
01:05:35Yeah.
01:05:36Yeah.
01:05:39What was that for?
01:05:40I didn't wish you happy birthday yet.
01:05:42There's a smile in your heart.
01:05:57There's no better way to start.
01:06:00Think of all the joy you'll find
01:06:04when you leave your past behind.
01:06:06When you leave your past behind.
01:06:07When you leave your past behind.
01:06:09Es ist okay.
01:06:39Dad, be careful.
01:06:48There it goes.
01:06:50It's okay.
01:06:52Stay behind me.
01:06:58Wow.
01:07:05Guys, there is a kangaroo out there.
01:07:07Whoa, and a nemu, and a cockatoo, oh, and a wallaby.
01:07:14Wow, you really know your animals.
01:07:16Yeah, well, they're all Australian.
01:07:18What's going on?
01:07:19I don't think they were meant to be presented in quite this way.
01:07:21No.
01:07:22Hi, you must be the Coopers.
01:07:24Hey, yeah, this was supposed to be a petting zoo,
01:07:28a confined Australian petting zoo.
01:07:30Yeah, it is.
01:07:31One of the pens was open and a kangaroo got out.
01:07:33Oh, okay, yeah, the kangaroo.
01:07:35Well, there was also a crocodile in our entry hall.
01:07:37So sorry about that.
01:07:39We had him in the pool and we got distracted, and he...
01:07:41You don't have to worry about it.
01:07:42I'll put him back in the pen.
01:07:43Okay, you got him from here on out?
01:07:45Yeah.
01:07:46Okay, great, thanks.
01:07:47We got you, Mr. Cooper.
01:07:48He'll be fine, right?
01:07:49Yeah.
01:07:50I don't think he's gonna get out again.
01:07:51You guys did all of this for me?
01:07:53Well, yeah, your mom and I thought you might enjoy a night in the outback.
01:08:00You can pet him if you want.
01:08:04His name's Winston.
01:08:05Hello, Winston.
01:08:06This is amazing.
01:08:12Okay, guys, we've got guests coming any minute, so here's what we have to do.
01:08:16Emily, you're on music.
01:08:17Anthony, fire up the Barbie.
01:08:18Mom, snacks.
01:08:19Alexander, why don't you help mom keep Trevor away from anything that will eat him?
01:08:21Baby safety.
01:08:2210-4.
01:08:23I think we're all good now.
01:08:24Super Coopers!
01:08:25Super Coopers!
01:08:26Lenny, get him back here.
01:08:27Lenny, someone get him.
01:08:28I'm on it.
01:08:29Oh, Ben!
01:08:30Lenny!
01:08:31Ben!
01:08:32Dad?
01:08:33Lenny!
01:08:34Lenny!
01:08:35Lenny!
01:08:36Let it!
01:08:37Someone get him!
01:08:38I'm on it.
01:08:39Oh, Ben!
01:08:40Lenny!
01:08:41Ben!
01:08:42Dad?
01:08:43Lenny!
01:08:44Uh-oh.
01:08:45Ah!
01:08:47Oh!
01:08:48Oh!
01:08:49Oh!
01:08:50Oh!
01:08:51Oh!
01:08:52Oh!
01:08:53Oh!
01:08:54Oh!
01:08:55Oh!
01:08:57Oh!
01:08:58Oh!
01:08:59Oh!
01:09:00Oh!
01:09:01Oh!
01:09:02Oh!
01:09:03Oh!
01:09:04Oh!
01:09:05Oh!
01:09:06Oh!
01:09:07Oh!
01:09:08Oh!
01:09:09Oh!
01:09:10Oh!
01:09:11Oh!
01:09:12Oh!
01:09:13Where are ya?
01:09:14Oh!
01:09:15Where are ya?
01:09:16Hey!
01:09:17Hey there!
01:09:18Party kangaroo?
01:09:31Hey there, Party Kangaroo.
01:09:35I'm Ben, and I want you to join me back at the party.
01:09:46Yeah, nice work, Mr. Cooper.
01:09:49Thank you, Dwayne.
01:09:50Come here, Lenny. Here we go.
01:09:57What's up, Ben?
01:09:58Pretty cool, huh?
01:10:02He's probably gonna be killing, dude.
01:10:04Hey, guys! Your dad is hardcore!
01:10:26I don't know what you can do.
01:10:28Whoa!
01:10:30Dude, did you see that?
01:10:37Oh, hey! Hey!
01:10:38G'day.
01:10:38You must be my Australian Cowboys.
01:10:40We sure are.
01:10:41Awesome!
01:10:42Wow!
01:10:43You guys are in good shape.
01:10:45Hey, Nina, how are you?
01:10:54Video game, guys.
01:10:56Uh-huh.
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:58No, it's a great time to talk.
01:10:59Oh, no, just a little bit of the hair was stinged.
01:11:03Really?
01:11:04I know.
01:11:05Really?
01:11:06I know.
01:11:07That was a lot of shrimp.
01:11:09Hey, you came.
01:11:18Happy birthday.
01:11:20Happy birthday.
01:11:21This looks amazing.
01:11:22Yeah?
01:11:23This looks amazing.
01:11:25Yeah?
01:11:26Thanks.
01:11:28Look, this has been a really, really crazy day.
01:11:31Looks like it turned out pretty good to me.
01:11:34Yeah.
01:11:36Have a good weekend, Selena.
01:11:38Absolutely.
01:11:39Have a good weekend, Greg.
01:11:40And thank you for the call.
01:11:41And thank you for the call.
01:11:42Thanks.
01:11:46How are you?
01:11:47How was that call?
01:11:48It was great.
01:11:49I got the job.
01:11:51You got the job?
01:11:52It's fantastic.
01:11:54They thought I was fun.
01:11:55Even after your...
01:11:56Even after the thing and the thing.
01:11:59I was a fiery pirate.
01:12:01They loved it.
01:12:02Wow.
01:12:04Oh, and you know what the best thing is?
01:12:06As long as I'm getting the work done,
01:12:08I can make my own hours.
01:12:10I'll be able to still do carpool and see the kids all the time.
01:12:13Wow.
01:12:14I am so happy for you.
01:12:16Okay.
01:12:17What about you?
01:12:18What about your call?
01:12:19How did it go?
01:12:20Van Dyke's reading went viral.
01:12:22500,000 hits today.
01:12:23You're kidding me.
01:12:25Nina says the book is going to be huge.
01:12:27That is fantastic, sweetie.
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:29It's great.
01:12:30I cannot believe we pulled this party off.
01:12:44We really tried to stay around.
01:12:46No, no, no, no.
01:12:47No, no, no.
01:12:48Guys.
01:12:49Guys.
01:12:50PG.
01:12:51PG.
01:12:52PG.
01:12:53Please.
01:12:54Jesus.
01:12:55Oh, he's an overlapping split ice.
01:12:58Ah!
01:12:59No!
01:13:00No!
01:13:01No!
01:13:02No!
01:13:03No!
01:13:04So damn it made you show me a superджet.
01:13:06Yeah, done on the下, galera.
01:13:07There's so two camping.
01:13:08So shit!
01:13:09No you think no's gonna be anything you're doing.
01:13:10What are you doing?
01:13:12No, no, no, no, no.
01:13:13Guys, PG, PG, PG.
01:13:16Please.
01:13:17Please.
01:13:18Oh, fuck.
01:13:19But you can care of what you want.
01:13:24Everybody don't say it.
01:13:25No, no, no.
01:13:26So, let's get inside.
01:13:29So, slide over here.
01:13:32And the girl in the moment moves us along.
01:13:36I've got to let you know.
01:13:38I've got to let you know.
01:13:41Oh, my kind.
01:13:43Oh, my kind.
01:13:49I need you to know.
01:13:52I need you to know.
01:13:54Cause I need something.
01:13:56I need you to know.
01:13:58It's something about you.
01:14:02Happy birthday to you.
01:14:06Happy birthday to you.
01:14:08Happy birthday to you.
01:14:10After today, I know that even terrible days aren't so bad
01:14:14when you're surrounded by the people you love.
01:14:16Make a wish, kiddo.
01:14:17Because it turns out, the worse things are,
01:14:20the better this family gets.
01:14:22Two more days like this.
01:14:23No!
01:14:24What are you talking about?
01:14:26For us, this bad day was the best day ever.
01:14:30Where are you talking about?
01:14:31Yeah!
01:14:32How do you know?
01:14:33I'm feeling it's up,
01:14:34knocking it off.
01:14:35Stop dipping my shoes,
01:14:36Yeah!
01:14:37You ain't got a clue, got nothing to lose.
01:14:40You're watching the moon, it's a brand new day.
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