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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:18Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party room.
00:00:23But these guys are gross.
00:00:25So? Yeah. Here to meet the love of your life. Just the love of your night.
00:00:29Yeah. No.
00:00:40Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time. Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:53Way to go, loser.
00:00:59Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02I think I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:05Aww. Ben! You're so...
00:01:09And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
00:01:13Let me help.
00:01:15I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
00:01:23I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest. Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:33Come with me and let's get your dry clothes.
00:01:37Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes.
00:01:40Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:58Have we met before?
00:01:59Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not.
00:02:01I mean...
00:02:03I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:10Okay.
00:02:11You can turn around.
00:02:12Well, um...
00:02:17I'm so glad we met.
00:02:19Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:28My pink!
00:02:29That's...
00:02:38Oh!
00:02:39No!
00:02:41No!
00:02:58I'm so tired.
00:03:00I'm so tired.
00:03:03I like it...
00:03:04Shit!
00:03:05sorry it's kind of like it's kind of like a mess
00:03:12it's cool you're in a fashion I like it
00:03:18but what is that
00:03:23those are my grandma's rules
00:03:28she's actually like the one who got me into Claremore
00:03:32and she's kind of um
00:03:36straight but um I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me
00:03:44so how's that going for you so far I don't know I kind of like breaking the rules
00:03:49me too
00:03:50wait I've never done a one night stand before
00:04:06is this a one night stand
00:04:08I mean you are like the king of hookups
00:04:12I have been told I happen to be very very good at hookups
00:04:17that really happened
00:04:32man it's over
00:04:50he's gone
00:04:51and I'll probably never see him
00:04:53well so much for that
00:05:16now the hard part
00:05:20how do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby
00:05:24can't you just text him
00:05:27yeah I don't really think he wants me to text him
00:05:30or talk to him for that matter
00:05:33ever again
00:05:35oh sir Ben
00:05:54back from another noble conquest I presume
00:05:56bro don't call it that
00:05:58and why not good sir
00:06:00did thou not ravish thine lady
00:06:02no I mean yeah but
00:06:05I don't know man
00:06:06I kind of felt like more than that this time
00:06:07dude
00:06:09you can't be serious
00:06:10um all right
00:06:16rule one
00:06:17never leave a fellow sigma behind
00:06:19rule two
00:06:21say yes to trouble
00:06:23and rule three
00:06:25don't catch feelings
00:06:28yeah
00:06:28dude
00:06:34dude
00:06:36it's for your own good
00:06:37dude what are you doing
00:06:38hunter
00:06:44bro
00:06:45match after match
00:06:48bro what are you doing
00:06:48knock it off
00:06:49give it back
00:06:50I told you bro
00:06:51plenty of fish in the sea
00:06:53I'm sure there's an explanation for it
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you
00:07:00okay don't freak out
00:07:07but I just matched with Ben
00:07:09but I just matched with Ben
00:07:14wow
00:07:18you know what I knew he was a player
00:07:20but this is like next level
00:07:22it hasn't even been an hour since he left
00:07:24Mary
00:07:28right
00:07:30sorry
00:07:31I'm matching with him
00:07:33right now
00:07:34oh my god wait that asshole just texted me
00:07:44sorry about earlier I had fun last night
00:07:47would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji
00:07:51what a player
00:07:54maybe he means it
00:07:56yeah right do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps
00:08:00maybe he matched me by mistake
00:08:02or
00:08:04maybe
00:08:05you're not exclusive
00:08:06so
00:08:09you don't think it's gross
00:08:11to sleep with someone
00:08:13leave
00:08:14match with their best friend on some app
00:08:17and then
00:08:18pretend that he wants to hang out with her again
00:08:20yes
00:08:22no
00:08:25wait can you repeat the question
00:08:29this is super confusing
00:08:32no you're right
00:08:37you should stick to what you're good at
00:08:39hooking up
00:08:40that's all it ever was
00:08:41and that's all it ever will be
00:08:43have a nice life
00:08:59what does that mean
00:09:10why won't it send
00:09:12I
00:09:14think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:09:16I
00:09:19think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:09:22what the hell
00:09:23what do I do now
00:09:26gotta do it the old-fashioned way
00:09:28stalk him
00:09:30until you can confront him
00:09:32IRL
00:09:32you
00:09:35I
00:09:40I
00:09:41I
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00:09:48I
00:09:49Nooo!
00:10:11Ben, I um...
00:10:13I'm going to catch you all later.
00:10:19Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:30Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:33I can't take this anymore.
00:10:43Ben Lawson!
00:10:45Why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:49Don't you know who you are?
00:10:53You're an idiot.
00:10:55No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
00:10:57Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:59I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:11:01You were?
00:11:02Yeah.
00:11:03That's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:11:04They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:07Ben!
00:11:08Shhh!
00:11:09Oh!
00:11:25Political and economic shifts.
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29From ancient civilization to modern...
00:11:31Old future...
00:11:33Fashion has always been long...
00:11:35MC Ben Benny Boy Lawson.
00:11:37I hear you.
00:11:38Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:39Who?
00:11:40The...
00:11:41Guy that I met the night you and Ben...
00:11:43You know...
00:11:45We've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
00:11:47Look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:48I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:50So you're gonna go?
00:11:51I mean...
00:11:52If I can find something to wear.
00:11:53I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:54Like, can you tell me?
00:11:55Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually
00:11:56a toga party.
00:11:57That doesn't say it on there.
00:11:58Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
00:12:00Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:01He really is dumb.
00:12:02So you're not going?
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00:12:55This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:13:00What's a toga?
00:13:05I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:13:10Benny, where have you been?
00:13:17Everyone at the party wants you, especially me.
00:13:21Sky, I already told you, I don't think we should be together.
00:13:25What about just for tonight?
00:13:28I'm tired of your mind games, you're always planning something.
00:13:31Right now I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:51I don't believe you'll be sick.
00:13:54Kelsey!
00:14:06Kelsey!
00:14:07Wait!
00:14:09Wow, ditching me for that loser is like you have feelings for.
00:14:13You know what, Sky?
00:14:15Maybe I do.
00:14:20So, did you tell him?
00:14:22You know in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party, not such a great idea.
00:14:29You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:32You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:35I mean it's not like Ben Lawson is going to want to settle down and play house.
00:14:41Hmm, no.
00:14:43You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never going to know about this.
00:14:48Maybe?
00:14:50This is too good.
00:14:55We can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:58We need a drink.
00:14:59Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:15:04This could be our last hurrah.
00:15:06Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:15:08But, whatever.
00:15:11Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:15:17Kelsey!
00:15:18Where's your drink?
00:15:20You can't be caught empty handed on senior night.
00:15:23Hmm.
00:15:24No, I'm okay Sky.
00:15:25No!
00:15:26Here!
00:15:27I insist.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:31Oh, come on.
00:15:32It's just one beer.
00:15:33It can't hurt, right?
00:15:35No, Sky.
00:15:42Yo!
00:15:44What's going on?
00:15:46Yeah, Kelsey.
00:15:47Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:50Knock it off, Sky.
00:15:51She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:53Yeah, you're right.
00:15:54That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:59What baby?
00:16:01What baby?
00:16:06Kelsey, what baby?
00:16:08Come on.
00:16:12Awkward.
00:16:14Yeah, for you.
00:16:15Why would you do that to her?
00:16:16You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:17But...
00:16:18I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:16:21Or me.
00:16:22Ever.
00:16:25Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
00:16:27Come here, E.
00:16:28I just don't want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:34Please!
00:16:35It's the baby mine.
00:16:36Kelsey, it's the baby mine.
00:16:37Kelsey!
00:16:38It's the baby mine.
00:16:39Kelsey!
00:16:40Would it matter if it was?
00:16:41Would it matter if it was?
00:16:48Of course it would matter if it was mine.
00:16:49Because you're...
00:16:51What?
00:16:53You!
00:16:54You're Ben Lawson!
00:16:55You're like the king of hookups!
00:16:56The prince of partying!
00:16:57it was. Of course it would matter if it was mine. Because you're... What? You. You're Ben Lawson.
00:17:06You're like the king of hookups, the prince of partying, the sultan of sex. The sultan of sex.
00:17:11And I'm just... I'm me. And I don't do one night stands. I do. With you and only you, so...
00:17:20Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben. Look, I don't sleep around, okay? And when I do, the one time that I do,
00:17:30I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything. Hold on. I never said that. You said that.
00:17:37You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:17:41and you were still messing around with Skye. Not on any apps. And about Skye. Look, Ben,
00:17:45it doesn't even matter. You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay? But I'm keeping
00:17:50this baby whether you like it or not. I mean, my mom was a single mom and I turned out fine.
00:17:57I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like super broke, but I'm fine. I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:18:02Look, I know you... But you do? Yes. More than anything. My mom was alone. My dad was never around.
00:18:13I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything to that. Cool.
00:18:18Well, what about Sigma and all of your friends and Skye? I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:25You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks,
00:18:31and just live my life for myself. I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:36I don't care about that. I don't care about it. I don't care about it.
00:18:43I don't care about it. I don't care about it.
00:18:47Just, just...
00:18:55Grandma?
00:18:55I know your little secret.
00:19:01I know your little secret.
00:19:04You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:19:09I don't know what you're talking about.
00:19:10I think you do.
00:19:12I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:19Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:21Who's that?
00:19:22That was my grandma.
00:19:25The one who made the rules.
00:19:28The whole reason the rules exist is because
00:19:31my mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:35And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:40Alone.
00:19:41My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so...
00:19:45Now it has.
00:19:48But you're not alone.
00:19:50I'm here.
00:19:52You're not here for me. We're not together.
00:19:56Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:03Ben Lawson.
00:20:06I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:20:11Well, like, my fake boyfriend.
00:20:13What?
00:20:16What?
00:20:17Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:21And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship, she just might let me stay in school.
00:20:27Graduate or, you know.
00:20:30Like, live.
00:20:32Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:35Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:37You can still go off and sleep around, do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:43But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:20:49I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:51Okay.
00:20:53Hear me out.
00:20:56Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:21:00You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:21:06I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:21:10Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:21:17I just want to survive some new year.
00:21:22So, what do you say?
00:21:25Okay, let's do this.
00:21:34But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:37Just so people don't get suspicious.
00:21:39I like your thinking, Wilson.
00:21:46Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:53Alright.
00:21:56Time to hit the books.
00:22:05Okay.
00:22:07What is my dog's name?
00:22:09Sir Fluffington.
00:22:11No, wait.
00:22:13Wrong.
00:22:14Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:22:16Okay.
00:22:18What's the name of my cat?
00:22:20Easy.
00:22:21Hannah.
00:22:22And what kind of crazy person has a human name without a pet name?
00:22:27Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:22:32Okay.
00:22:34What do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:36Another easy one.
00:22:38You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:40I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up.
00:22:43I'm having a kid soon.
00:22:44It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:45No, like...
00:22:47What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:49I'm also having a kid soon.
00:22:51It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:53No, like...
00:22:55What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:57I don't know, actually.
00:22:58Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:23:08Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.
00:23:12I was never really good at school.
00:23:15And...
00:23:17Wait.
00:23:19A dad.
00:23:21I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:23Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:28Okay.
00:23:30The most important question.
00:23:33Where did we meet?
00:23:35A frat party?
00:23:37No, not IRL. Like...
00:23:39Our backstory. Our fake backstory.
00:23:41I was walking through Douglas Fluffington the sixth at the park.
00:23:45There's a sixth one?!
00:23:46That's a good story, remember?
00:23:48Keep up, Kels.
00:23:49Sorry.
00:23:59Crap!
00:24:01What's wrong?
00:24:06What's wrong?
00:24:07Is it the baby?
00:24:08No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:10No, Ben, that's really cute.
00:24:12You know, the modesty thing and everything.
00:24:13But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.
00:24:16So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:31What?
00:24:32Oh, shit, I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:37I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:39Yeah.
00:24:40Alright, well, I'm going to go home and change.
00:24:41I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:44You will?
00:24:45Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:47Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:51I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:52Okay.
00:24:53Yeah.
00:24:55But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:25:00Right.
00:25:02Mm-hmm.
00:25:08Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:25:10Huh?
00:25:12You're meeting your grandma here?
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:15Yeah, she works here.
00:25:16Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:19The head of the entire school?
00:25:21Uh, duh.
00:25:22You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:23After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:26Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:28And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:31Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:33I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:39Okay, I'm really late. Are you coming?
00:25:46I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:53Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:57Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:02And who in God's green earth is this?
00:26:05Well, Grandma, this is...
00:26:07I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:26:09Ben.
00:26:15I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:26:17So good to meet you.
00:26:18Have you?
00:26:20Of course.
00:26:22I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:25Academic.
00:26:26Probation.
00:26:27Suspension.
00:26:29Yeah.
00:26:30That incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.
00:26:33Total misunderstanding.
00:26:34You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester
00:26:37actually earned me the title of most improved on the academic honor roll.
00:26:42That may be.
00:26:44But the question still remains, why is he here?
00:26:48Well, Grandma, whatever you have to tell me, you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56Very well.
00:26:58Kelsey, as you know, I must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards
00:27:03because you represent me.
00:27:07And thus, Claremore College.
00:27:11Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
00:27:15I know I'm stripped with you.
00:27:19But according to this video, you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:24Uh, I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:34Ooh, that's cold.
00:27:36Hashtag justice for beer, girl.
00:27:40Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:43That's a house of Liang talk.
00:27:45If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who could beer on my designer's dress.
00:27:49Even if it was last season.
00:27:52Rule number two.
00:27:54Stay out of trouble.
00:27:56Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:28:00So, she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:28:06Well, young lady.
00:28:07That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:28:11And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.
00:28:15Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:28:18That may be.
00:28:20But Kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:24If you don't clean up your act, I will not be able to let you take part in the senior fashion show.
00:28:32Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore was for the fashion show.
00:28:37I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:39Marissa Leung from House of Leung is going to be there.
00:28:42And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:45I cannot allow anything that would tarnish the reputation of this university.
00:28:51And mine.
00:28:53Rules are rules.
00:28:55Don't break them and this won't be an issue.
00:29:01Thank you, Dean Barrington. It's so good to meet you.
00:29:07Actually, Mr. Lawson, why don't you stay behind while we have a little chat?
00:29:14Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:24Oh, crap. What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:27So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:33What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:36I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:38Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money. She doesn't have any.
00:29:42Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:29:47Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.
00:29:52Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:57I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.
00:30:02My sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school.
00:30:09So why my granddaughter?
00:30:10With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?
00:30:15I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:19This is all really new to me.
00:30:21I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy, you know, who doesn't, like, settle down.
00:30:27But, um, I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:32I'm sure you're not.
00:30:35But, I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
00:30:39Kelsey, man, she's, she's brilliant. Like, I love the way her mind works, her, her designs, her style.
00:30:48She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:51There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington. It's everything.
00:30:55Very well. You're dismissed.
00:30:58You're dismissed.
00:31:01I'll be watching you.
00:31:04I have eyes everywhere.
00:31:16That was incredible. I totally believed all of it.
00:31:19Believed what?
00:31:20The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:23Yeah, right.
00:31:24As a reward for an award-winning performance, I have a surprise for you.
00:31:28Surprise?
00:31:33So, this is the surprise? Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:38I'm sorry to keep you two waiting. My last appointment ran over.
00:31:42Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:46No, we're not married. I'm Kelsey and this is, uh, my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:51Yum, love. Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:55Right now?
00:31:56Right now?
00:32:12Ben, are you crying?
00:32:16It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:32:18No, I know. It's just, that's, uh, really sweet.
00:32:27And that is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:33Wow, no way.
00:32:35Would you like to know if you're having a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:32:38I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:41Then we're all set.
00:32:43We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:46We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:49I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:52It's rare to see two parents as in love as the two of you.
00:32:55Well, um, this is me.
00:33:11Um, I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:33:15Should be in about a month.
00:33:17But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:33:20Wait, we can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:29Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:31Yeah, but it's gotta look real.
00:33:33Grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:33:37I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:40After all, you are my fake girlfriend, so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:46Maybe take you on a few fake dates.
00:33:47Fake dates?
00:33:49What do you think?
00:33:52What kind of fake dates?
00:33:55I don't know. Just, like, do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life.
00:34:00Sure.
00:34:01I mean, what kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:34:04Huh.
00:34:17You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7 p.m.
00:34:35Formal, entire, encouraged.
00:34:38Ugh. I only have an hour to get ready?
00:34:40I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:41Ugh.
00:34:42I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:46Ugh.
00:34:47Ugh.
00:34:48Ah.
00:34:49Our special guest for the evening.
00:34:51Welcome in, madame.
00:34:52Right this way.
00:34:54Right this way.
00:34:59How analog is it?
00:35:01How beautiful.
00:35:03I almost even know if I مists right here in a circle.
00:35:06Give me a Matt.
00:35:07igt Vhy скоро to get ready.
00:35:09I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:35:10How am I getting behind the door to get ready?
00:35:11our special guest for the evening welcome in madame
00:35:19right this way
00:35:34he did this all for me
00:35:36you did this all for me you're my girlfriend i mean my fake girlfriend and i know we've been saving
00:35:46for the baby and i couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant so i thought i'd make
00:35:52that's like the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me don't thank me yet okay
00:35:59good evening gentleman and gentlewoman may i interest you in tonight's special it's also our
00:36:07only thing on our very limited hand or two specials please gotcha
00:36:15two of our finest instant ramens on the house bon appetit lovebirds thank you sir thanks
00:36:22sorry we're kind of on a budget right now no this is perfect i love it
00:36:36thank you
00:36:41oh let's dance
00:36:46i don't know why not i wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy and
00:36:53you know like my feet are swollen and i just fell off balance and you know like normal
00:37:01you're perfect really
00:37:06now have this dance with me
00:37:07man
00:37:17what is it
00:37:20nothing i just
00:37:24ow
00:37:25you okay
00:37:26what's wrong yeah the baby just like kicked
00:37:35you want to feel it yeah
00:37:36yeah
00:37:42i don't feel anything
00:37:43oh my god wow that's amazing
00:37:52Kelsey you're amazing
00:37:55i'm pretty by yourself
00:37:57wait i um i thought this was supposed to be fake
00:38:03it doesn't feel fake does it
00:38:04no
00:38:04no
00:38:30wait wait what should we be doing this can't just hurt the baby
00:38:39aww Ben that's so sweet but no it won't hurt the baby
00:38:45are you sure?
00:38:46positive
00:39:00breakfast is served
00:39:09something wrong?
00:39:11no I just I thought you left again
00:39:18what? no first of all I wouldn't do that
00:39:23second of all this is my room I don't have many other places to go
00:39:29yeah I know I just I panicked
00:39:36I'm not going anywhere but I am gonna steal some of these eggs from you
00:39:46so um should we like talk about this now?
00:39:54what about it?
00:39:56Kelsey this is Dr. Gordon
00:40:01hi is everything okay?
00:40:04it's more than okay I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back
00:40:09well Kelsey you're having twins
00:40:15you're having twins
00:40:18two babies
00:40:20Kelsey?
00:40:22are you there?
00:40:24hello?
00:40:26yeah sorry Kelsey's a bit shook up right now
00:40:28are you sure?
00:40:31positive
00:40:32it's very common actually
00:40:34one heartbeat
00:40:35masks the other
00:40:36but there's two of them in there
00:40:38no doubt about it
00:40:40thanks
00:40:41you're welcome
00:40:45okay
00:40:46don't panic
00:40:47nothing's changed just
00:40:49double?
00:40:50double?
00:40:51double of everything?
00:40:53I'm gonna be huge
00:40:56oh my god how am I gonna hide this from my grandma?
00:40:58she was gonna find out eventually
00:41:00so let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break it to her
00:41:06I can't believe this
00:41:07I mean I'm 21
00:41:08I can't
00:41:09I can't have two babies
00:41:13and alone
00:41:15you're not alone
00:41:17I'm here
00:41:19I mean single Ben unmarried
00:41:22we're not married yet
00:41:24but
00:41:26but what?
00:41:27I can't really put it into words
00:41:29let's need to show you
00:41:37okay
00:41:38remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:41yeah
00:41:42well I used to be afraid of breaking the rules too
00:41:46I was so afraid of what people would think of me if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be
00:41:52but then I met you
00:41:59you just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me
00:42:05then I heard you thought I was just a one night stand
00:42:08that's because you left
00:42:10I left because I thought that's what you wanted
00:42:13I was sending you messages but you never reached back out
00:42:16you were just so mad at me
00:42:18Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app
00:42:20what girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:24no I didn't
00:42:26oh my god
00:42:28that was Hunter messing around on my phone
00:42:31I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that
00:42:33I figured if I couldn't have you
00:42:35I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing
00:42:39I don't really want that anymore
00:42:46I want you
00:42:48okay
00:42:50what do we do now then?
00:42:52I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend
00:42:54my real girlfriend
00:42:57yeah it's called a toga
00:43:02it's super breathable
00:43:04for like, you know, down there
00:43:06I love this song
00:43:08you wanna dance?
00:43:10no, I'm okay
00:43:12come on
00:43:14no, I'm seriously, I'm like waiting for someone
00:43:16well, I'm here
00:43:18but he's not
00:43:20finders keepers, am I right?
00:43:21this song only applies to objects, not people
00:43:23come on
00:43:25ew, what's going on?
00:43:27hey, my core
00:43:29why should I?
00:43:31because you said so?
00:43:33and this
00:43:38and this
00:43:44what the fuck?
00:43:46whatever, man
00:43:50you okay?
00:43:51yeah, I just
00:43:52I didn't know you could do that
00:43:54there's a lot of things you didn't know I could do Cali Barrington
00:44:06alright, listen up you bunch of degenerates
00:44:08you all come to my house every week and party
00:44:11you drink my booze, throw up in my toilets
00:44:13just indulge me for one moment, please
00:44:18thanks, dude
00:44:20what are you wearing?
00:44:21it's called a hat
00:44:22nevermind, just
00:44:29alright, I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend, Kelsey Barrington
00:44:33thank you, Kelsey Barrington
00:44:58woo
00:45:00yeah
00:45:01woo
00:45:08can we get some real music back in here?
00:45:11woo
00:45:13woo
00:45:15wait, you're not even supposed to be here
00:45:17Ben banned you
00:45:19he didn't mean it, right Ben?
00:45:21yeah, I meant it
00:45:24woo
00:45:26woo
00:45:27woo
00:45:37twins?
00:45:38oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington
00:45:40it's alright, Miri
00:45:42just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:46copy that, I was actually talking to Kelsey
00:45:49congratulations
00:45:51for what exactly?
00:45:52you're gonna be a great grandma, duh
00:45:55to twins
00:45:57not that you look like a great grandma or anything
00:46:00definitely a Gigi Milf
00:46:02a great grandma I'd like to, you know
00:46:05right, and uh, Kelsey told you this good news?
00:46:09oh yeah, she's not gonna tell her family without telling me
00:46:12indeed
00:46:14will you please excuse me?
00:46:16bye, Gigi Ma
00:46:20twins?
00:46:22that's definitely against the rules
00:46:29okay, you ready?
00:46:31almost
00:46:32I'm trying to zip up my pants
00:46:35I think I'm starting to get a dad bod
00:46:37okay, well hurry up, my grandma doesn't like it when I'm late
00:46:39well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant
00:46:41but tonight is not the night that she's finding out about that
00:46:44hopefully
00:46:47okay, stud, go off
00:46:50why, thank you
00:46:52tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket
00:46:54house of long pants
00:46:56with fruit of the loo underwear
00:46:58okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:47:03my grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner
00:47:06except my mom and I
00:47:08and that wasn't even until I was like
00:47:1015
00:47:14well, I'm so honored
00:47:17um
00:47:19I have to run back to the house
00:47:20I'm gonna have to meet you there
00:47:22don't go staying under any mistletoe without me
00:47:25oh
00:47:27that was weird
00:47:37okay
00:47:41you got this, Ben
00:47:43all you gotta do is ask
00:47:45the rest is up to her
00:47:47what she could say is no, right?
00:47:54there you are
00:47:56I've been looking all over for you
00:47:58Skye, I don't have time for this
00:47:59I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now
00:48:01I don't want to keep you, but
00:48:03just thought you should know
00:48:09you've got more than one baby mama
00:48:12that's not even possible
00:48:14do the math, dummy
00:48:16we last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey
00:48:19I'm about as far along as she is
00:48:20you're not even showing
00:48:22because I'm genetically gifted
00:48:24our baby is going to be so hot
00:48:27much hotter than Kelsey's
00:48:29no, it's just not one of your stupid tricks
00:48:33believe what you want Popa
00:48:35but this baby is yours
00:48:37so what are you gonna do about it?
00:48:43I'm so glad that you were able to join us
00:48:46Sondra darling
00:48:48mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world
00:48:52you know that
00:48:53but also, where's this new vogue of yours, Kels?
00:48:56yes, Kelsey, is he even gonna show?
00:49:03hi, I'm so sorry I'm late
00:49:06so kind of you to join us, Benjamin
00:49:09I'm sorry, Dean McTain
00:49:11oh my goodness, I'm so sorry
00:49:15you must be Kelsey's mother
00:49:17it's so nice to meet you
00:49:19wow
00:49:21you guys look a lot alike
00:49:22thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me
00:49:26just kidding
00:49:28just kidding
00:49:30actually, flattery will get you very far with me
00:49:32especially from such a good looking young man as yourself
00:49:35oh, oh
00:49:37mom
00:49:38but
00:49:39best behavior
00:49:44so, what happened?
00:49:48and don't lie to me
00:49:50tell you later
00:49:59sorry, I came from a quick study session
00:50:02is it okay if I use restroom?
00:50:04of course
00:50:08a ring?
00:50:18so, Kelsey
00:50:20I happened to run into your little friend
00:50:23rather, she ran into me
00:50:25Mary?
00:50:27oh, yeah
00:50:29I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know
00:50:31exams
00:50:33that explains why she was so eager to chat with me
00:50:37such a talkative girl
00:50:39sorry guys
00:50:41what did I miss?
00:50:43I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend Mary the other day
00:50:49and she is such a talkative girl
00:50:52but she had some very strange news
00:50:56yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:51:00I could never be a doctor
00:51:02what is Marley?
00:51:04well, you should get over your squeamishness
00:51:07before you become a father, Mr. Lawson
00:51:10Mom, come on
00:51:14Mom, come on
00:51:16don't pressure them into starting a family yet
00:51:18they're not even married, much less engaged
00:51:20take it for me kids
00:51:22do not get pregnant until you're truly ready
00:51:25sage advice
00:51:27a shame that they didn't follow it
00:51:31or my rules
00:51:33what are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:35Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:38Mom, I'm
00:51:40I'm really sorry
00:51:41I, um
00:51:43we didn't plan it, obviously
00:51:44it was, it was an accident
00:51:46um
00:51:50happy accident
00:51:52couldn't have been any happier
00:51:54not only is she pregnant
00:51:57but, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting
00:52:02two
00:52:04a what?
00:52:05two babies
00:52:06twins
00:52:07two blessings
00:52:08you're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:52:11Mom
00:52:12no, I'm serious, Kelsey
00:52:13you know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young
00:52:17to raise me?
00:52:18jeez, wow
00:52:19I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was such a burden
00:52:21I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington
00:52:24then prove it
00:52:25prove it to my daughter
00:52:27because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously
00:52:31I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:34I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now
00:52:45excuse me?
00:52:46I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again
00:52:55how does that solve anything?
00:52:57I grew up without a dad and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:53:00no father is better than one that's going to leave later
00:53:04your mother and I did just fine with no husbands
00:53:08yeah, right, fine
00:53:09wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:53:12maybe I do, okay?
00:53:16maybe it would have been nice to have a father or just any family at all
00:53:21grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore
00:53:25enough
00:53:27enough
00:53:29let Ben answer
00:53:31are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:35no
00:53:37that's it
00:53:39I've said no
00:53:41what else do you want?
00:53:43I don't know
00:53:44defend me
00:53:49defend yourself
00:53:51I don't have anything else to say
00:53:55are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:54:01yeah, of course, mom
00:54:03sorry to disappoint you
00:54:05I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels
00:54:07I just want it better for you
00:54:09you know, a fairytale ending, not some guy
00:54:12Ben is not some guy
00:54:14he's just
00:54:15he's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:54:18so
00:54:21well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him and we're going to leave
00:54:30she'll give me the money?
00:54:36she'll give me the money?
00:54:38I'll take the $100,000 but
00:54:39you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:49Kels is going to stay in school
00:54:51she gets to participate in the fashion show
00:54:54and she's going to graduate
00:54:56you are going to stay out of her way
00:55:00she's going to live her life, by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it
00:55:05who do I make the check out to?
00:55:14I'm so sorry for everything that happened, it's my fault
00:55:19no, don't say that, I mean
00:55:21it was going to come out eventually
00:55:24what an absolute piece of shit
00:55:26I wish I could kick his ass
00:55:27yeah, me too
00:55:29but
00:55:31my mom was right
00:55:33I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run
00:55:37save it, Hunter, I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff
00:55:43um, okay, but Ben left this for you
00:55:47what is it?
00:55:48what is it?
00:55:51uh, I'm not sure to be honest
00:55:58what's it say?
00:56:00um, nothing, I, I just want some time alone, so I'll, uh, I'll catch you later
00:56:07ugh, we knew your best friend was such an asshole
00:56:12word, well, since she asked for some space
00:56:15you want to make out?
00:56:24I was never faking it, I'm sorry
00:56:38Kelsey!
00:56:40there you are
00:56:42I guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:47Ben never played you, he was being honest
00:56:49he just didn't want to be with you, Skye
00:56:52so you're defending him?
00:56:54even after he left?
00:56:56I heard he took all of his shit overnight
00:56:59didn't even say goodbye to Hunter
00:57:01look, he has his reasons
00:57:04I think
00:57:06yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:09I'll show you the reason
00:57:14Ben is just another deadbeat daddy
00:57:17knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made
00:57:24this isn't real
00:57:26it's very real, Kelsey
00:57:29face it, you're not special
00:57:30you know what, just stop
00:57:33you're just another notch on his bedpost
00:57:37just
00:57:38like
00:57:39me
00:57:40hey
00:57:41okay
00:57:42I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you
00:57:47look at this, look how cute this is
00:57:50this little changing table
00:57:52that's the crib
00:57:53that's where you're gonna put all the little dirty diapers
00:57:56and then look at all the little stuffed toys
00:57:57we've got the little stuffed toys
00:57:59we've got the little clothes here
00:58:01I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl
00:58:04I know I've been hard on you, Kels
00:58:06but I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work
00:58:09I can't wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl
00:58:13I know I've been hard on you, Kels
00:58:14but I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work
00:58:44I can't wait for you
00:58:45I can't wait for you
00:58:50Wow Skye, you look so good for being, you know
00:58:54for what?
00:58:56for being like six months pregnant
00:58:58oh I'm not pregnant
00:59:03that was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser Kelsey
00:59:09isn't that kinda
00:59:12fucked up
00:59:14whatever
00:59:19ugh
00:59:21I can't believe that absolute bitch
00:59:23what are we gonna do?
00:59:25what do you mean?
00:59:26we'll have to get Ben and Kelsey back together
00:59:28Doug?
00:59:30oh Ben!
00:59:32I miss that guy
00:59:33talked to him since he left?
00:59:35uh...
00:59:36no
00:59:38ugh
00:59:39the boys are so dumb
00:59:41okay, here's the plan
00:59:42have you ever seen the parent shop?
00:59:45yeah, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin
00:59:47yeah
00:59:49yeah, but she's not actually a twin
00:59:52nevermind
00:59:54the point is
00:59:56we have to get them in the same room without them knowing
00:59:58oh, okay
00:59:59okay
01:00:00I still don't understand
01:00:05call Ben
01:00:07now
01:00:08okay, where are you going?
01:00:09I have a party to plan
01:00:11I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch
01:00:16it's like old times
01:00:18minus the mimosas
01:00:20I mean, I'm gonna have a mimosa but you should not
01:00:24I know I'm really excited that we're hanging out too
01:00:27although I was thinking I should really get back to work
01:00:29girl
01:00:31you need to relax and
01:00:33let loose a little bit
01:00:35you're gonna be a mommy soon
01:00:38speaking of which
01:00:44surprise!
01:00:45what a baby shower?
01:00:58you did this all for me?
01:01:00well, I've had some help
01:01:02my baby's having babies
01:01:05mom, you didn't have to do that
01:01:08sweetie, of course I did
01:01:09I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant
01:01:12I am so so happy for you
01:01:15okay, come on, let's get this fun started
01:01:22ow!
01:01:23stupid thing
01:01:37don't mind if I do
01:01:42dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles
01:01:46trust me, bro
01:01:48it's really good to see you, man, but
01:01:50I'm probably just gonna get back to work
01:01:52gotta loosen up, man
01:01:54get some mimosas in you
01:01:56I'm not really drinking anymore
01:01:58who are you and what have you done with my Ben?
01:02:01so, this one is from your grandmother
01:02:04she got me something?
01:02:06the woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass
01:02:08don't complain, she didn't get me the damn thing
01:02:11all of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket
01:02:14and just one
01:02:16she doesn't know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:17I told you
01:02:33i told you, she's not really good at gift-giving
01:02:37take it back
01:02:39okay, so there's just one more present
01:02:42Ben, what are you doing here?
01:02:58I don't know.
01:03:00Hunter, well, I brought you here because Skye's lying.
01:03:05She was never pregnant.
01:03:06She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:03:09Doesn't matter.
01:03:10You still left.
01:03:12I left because I was ashamed.
01:03:14I failed you.
01:03:16I failed us.
01:03:17I failed our kids.
01:03:19I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:22You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:25No, I didn't think you wanted the money.
01:03:27I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:29I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:35That was the deal.
01:03:36So you're saying you left for me?
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:40I had to leave for you.
01:03:41Girl Skye would have just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:45Her fake baby.
01:03:47But if it was real, I would have sent money.
01:03:50I would have loved it too.
01:03:52Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:54Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:55You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:58You leaving without a trace, no phone call or anything, that ruined my life.
01:04:05I'm sorry.
01:04:09I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:04:11Well, you did.
01:04:14I love you, Kelsey.
01:04:17I did then, and I do right now.
01:04:19I never stopped loving you.
01:04:24I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:26I promise you, I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:31Just please take me back.
01:04:36Please, Kelsey.
01:04:37I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:51I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:56Skye was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:05:02But I can't.
01:05:06I can't do this again.
01:05:09And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:05:12And that means not being with you.
01:05:18I mean, we can be co-parents and friends, but we can't be together.
01:05:28I hope you understand.
01:05:34I do.
01:05:36Time for plan B.
01:05:37So, where are we going?
01:05:43It's spring break.
01:05:44And you're about to pop.
01:05:46You need to unwind.
01:05:48Okay, well, the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this show.
01:05:53Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:57I think.
01:05:58Aren't you going to med school?
01:06:00Shouldn't you, like, know this?
01:06:01I miss that day.
01:06:07Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros.
01:06:16Yeah, man.
01:06:17It's nice to get away from the hole.
01:06:27Who's that?
01:06:30Dude.
01:06:31You said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:34Bros.
01:06:35And hoes.
01:06:36Kelsey, this is not my hoe.
01:06:38I'm a girlfriend, man.
01:06:40She's a lovely woman, dude.
01:06:41She's carrying my kids.
01:06:43Why is she here?
01:06:53No.
01:06:54Uh-uh.
01:06:55I'm not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:57I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:07:05No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:07:08Okay, well then, what are you going to do about it, Mama?
01:07:11You're already here, in the woods, a thousand miles from campus.
01:07:15We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:07:18Okay, well, I'm not driving you back.
01:07:20So, you're stuck here, Barrington.
01:07:23With me and Ben.
01:07:30I think the plan's going great.
01:07:35Ryan, what plan?
01:07:37Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:45No!
01:07:45No!
01:07:46No!
01:07:47Not at all.
01:07:48Mm-hmm.
01:08:00Morning.
01:08:01Morning.
01:08:01Morning.
01:08:01Morning.
01:08:01Morning.
01:08:03Morning.
01:08:05Morning.
01:08:05Morning.
01:08:05Morning.
01:08:05Morning.
01:08:06Morning.
01:08:08My whole body hurts.
01:08:11Here's a tip.
01:08:13Never get pregnant.
01:08:14Okay.
01:08:17Where are, um...
01:08:18Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:21You didn't want to go?
01:08:22I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:25Ben.
01:08:26Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week, and
01:08:31I don't blame you after what I did to you, you know?
01:08:34I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:36I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:38And especially when you make me deep.
01:08:40Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just let me know.
01:08:45But if you want company, well, Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do, I can show you around.
01:08:55I grew up in these woods practically.
01:08:57I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:09:00How do you do that?
01:09:01How do you do that?
01:09:05Make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever?
01:09:08I'm surprised it's hugged in overflow.
01:09:14Excuse me?
01:09:16I said I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:22Moooooooooooh!
01:09:29Wow.
01:09:29Let's keep coming.
01:09:30I'm surprised it's hugged in overflow.
01:09:32Excuse me?
01:09:34I said I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:37Moooooooh!
01:09:38She's pregnant, asshole!
01:09:50Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:53Jesus, Ben!
01:09:54Chill!
01:09:55You used to be cool, man.
01:09:56You're a legend.
01:09:58What's wrong with you?
01:10:03You okay?
01:10:05You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer, but it's kind of cute.
01:10:09You're going macho over our family.
01:10:14Family, huh?
01:10:15Mhmm.
01:10:34Oh, I do.
01:10:51Kells.
01:10:51I know I fucked up
01:10:55Everything I've done was for you
01:10:59I just didn't go about it the right way
01:11:01If you give me another chance
01:11:03I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you
01:11:09Oh, really?
01:11:19I swear I'll have Hunter and Mary as my witness
01:11:21You know, they make a really cute couple
01:11:25So do we
01:11:27So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:33Well, let's start by doing this
01:11:36Oh my god, you're gonna drop me
01:11:41I know
01:11:41I like your work ethic, Miss Miller
01:11:55Working late during spring break?
01:11:58Thanks, Prof
01:11:59Inspiration just suddenly hit me
01:12:01Well, keep it up
01:12:05And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers
01:12:07At the Showcase next week
01:12:09Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington
01:12:12Oh, I'm counting on it
01:12:17I'll show that bitch
01:12:18There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the Showcase
01:12:23I'll be staying with my mom until I can find an apartment
01:12:31And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house
01:12:35That asshole Chad took the second you left, bro
01:12:37I'm sorry, man
01:12:38I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to
01:12:43Fair warning, I roll over, like, 700 times in the middle of the night
01:12:46And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings
01:12:49Do you?
01:12:50And the baby kicks
01:12:51Like, hard
01:12:52Sounds perfect to me
01:12:54Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase
01:13:03What's wrong?
01:13:05Sky
01:13:05Sky
01:13:06She stole my designs
01:13:10What's wrong?
01:13:18All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone
01:13:20Oh my god, we gotta tell someone
01:13:23Oh my god
01:13:28That's Marissa Leal
01:13:30This is just some of the work you'll see at the Showcase
01:13:33This collection is from one of our most improved students, Sky Miller
01:13:41And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington
01:13:47Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well
01:13:53Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:58Actually, it's gonna be a surprise, Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience
01:14:05It'll be worth it, trust me
01:14:07I really hope so, Miss Barrington
01:14:09I'm looking forward to seeing your work
01:14:12Thank you
01:14:15What was that?
01:14:20Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back
01:14:23Sky can't get away with this, Kels
01:14:25She already has
01:14:28They all think that those are her designs
01:14:31I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses
01:14:37Even if I could get them back
01:14:41Look, we can always go to the Dean
01:14:45No, absolutely not
01:14:48It's over
01:14:51Hey
01:14:53That is not the Kelsey I know
01:14:56The Kelsey I do know
01:14:58She fights for herself
01:15:00She pushes for what she wants
01:15:01I mean
01:15:08There's like
01:15:10This one idea I have
01:15:13But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen
01:15:21And then there's only 48 hours until the showcase
01:15:24I just couldn't ask that of you guys
01:15:29No offense, but you don't know how to sew
01:15:32Kelsey
01:15:35Yes
01:15:36You can
01:15:37I'm here to do whatever you want
01:15:39Same
01:15:40If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway
01:15:44Ditto
01:15:45Whatever she said
01:15:46You guys would like actually help me
01:15:51Guys
01:15:55Let's get to work
01:15:57Put the fabric down
01:16:07Put this down
01:16:09And then you'll thread this
01:16:11So go ahead and do that
01:16:12See, there you go
01:16:16Yeah, if we could have them at seven, that would be great
01:16:22Perfect, thank you so much
01:16:25We did it, guys
01:16:31I have my very own maternity collection
01:16:34It's amazing, Kelsey
01:16:36You crushed it
01:16:37Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys
01:16:40Anyone knew Hunter was so good at sewing
01:16:44Yeah, no biggie
01:16:45I used to help my mom all the time
01:16:46Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law
01:16:49I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:52Yeah, Harvard
01:16:53Why?
01:16:55What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:57Honestly, I really had no idea
01:16:58No idea
01:16:59Well, what are we waiting for?
01:17:02Let's get you ready for your big night
01:17:03This was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs
01:17:30I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington
01:17:46From copyright infringement
01:17:48For one, Miss Skye Miller
01:17:50This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year
01:17:59Shows my client wearing a dress of her design
01:18:01Months before Skye even started working on her collection
01:18:05Miss Skye Miller, is this true?
01:18:08No
01:18:08Yes, I don't know
01:18:11Please, don't fail me
01:18:13This is so going to go viral
01:18:17Hey, let go
01:18:21Now that that's done
01:18:24I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection
01:18:28That she designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Miss Skye
01:18:32Also, I love my girlfriend
01:18:35Bye
01:18:36Alright
01:18:41Sorry about that mix-up
01:18:44Next we have Kelsey Barrington
01:18:48Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight
01:18:53Kelsey?
01:18:54Okay, Kelsey
01:18:55You got this
01:18:56You may be almost nine months pregnant
01:18:59But
01:18:59Hey, hey, hey, hey
01:19:08What's wrong?
01:19:09What's wrong?
01:19:10What's wrong?
01:19:10I think I just had a contraction
01:19:14A contraction?
01:19:18We need to go to the hospital
01:19:20I know
01:19:23Oh, wait, it's just false alarm
01:19:25You're fine?
01:19:27Mm-hmm
01:19:27Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:30Yeah, I can
01:19:31Um, first off
01:19:45I wanted to thank all of my friends
01:19:48For being so supportive
01:19:49For when my designs were stolen
01:19:52I really couldn't have done this without them
01:19:54But
01:19:55Losing my collection made me realize something
01:19:57Shouldn't maternity wear look good, too?
01:20:01Because I mean
01:20:03I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses that Scott showed you
01:20:07Because
01:20:07Well
01:20:08And I'm kind of pregnant
01:20:10So
01:20:12My collection is
01:20:15Dedicated to making sure that
01:20:17Pregnant women feel their absolute best
01:20:19Because
01:20:21Well
01:20:22Nobody should feel frumpy when they're going through the absolute
01:20:26Most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life
01:20:29Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of
01:20:35Or hide from
01:20:36It's something to celebrate
01:20:39So
01:20:41Please give it up for my models
01:20:43I take it back
01:20:53Pregnant chicks are hot
01:20:54And that is my presentation
01:20:56Thank you
01:20:57What's going on?
01:21:09I think I
01:21:11I think my water just broke
01:21:13Excuse me, I'm so sorry
01:21:20I'm looking for my daughter Kelsey Barrington
01:21:22Is she okay?
01:21:25Fastest delivery ever
01:21:27A perfectly healthy pair of twins
01:21:29One boy
01:21:30One girl
01:21:31What about Kelsey?
01:21:33Couldn't be better
01:21:38I've never seen such a supportive partner either
01:21:42Ben
01:21:43Was with her every step of the way
01:21:46Grandma?
01:21:59You're precious
01:22:04I'm gonna go get these two changed
01:22:07I'm gonna go get these two changed
01:22:09Come on
01:22:11I saw your show last night
01:22:18They're impressive
01:22:21And I can assure you that Sky will be dealt with
01:22:25You actually came?
01:22:28Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:34I
01:22:36I
01:22:37Just thought because I broke the rules that
01:22:40Oh
01:22:41Fuck the rules
01:22:43Pardon my language
01:22:46Hell
01:22:48All those rules did was
01:22:51Stop me from
01:22:53Having a real relationship with my family
01:22:55And
01:22:57That's what I
01:23:00I want the most, you know
01:23:02So
01:23:03You're not ashamed of me?
01:23:05Because I was pregnant?
01:23:07Ashamed?
01:23:08No
01:23:09A wives woman once told me
01:23:12To stop caring about what people think
01:23:17I used to love knitting
01:23:20I wasn't very good
01:23:22And when your mother got pregnant
01:23:25I made a little something for the baby
01:23:29But I never gave it to her
01:23:33My vanity got in the way
01:23:37The blanket
01:23:38That
01:23:39That's why you gave it to me
01:23:44After all these years
01:23:46I wanted you to have it
01:23:48It's not very fantasy or very good
01:23:51But
01:23:53It's a symbol
01:23:54It's a symbol
01:23:55Of how much you mean to me
01:23:57And how much your babies mean to me
01:24:00And
01:24:01I made another one for the boy
01:24:06I love them grandma
01:24:10Thank you
01:24:12Kels?
01:24:13You have another visitor
01:24:27Hello
01:24:33Hello
01:24:34Kelsey
01:24:39I mean
01:24:40Mr. Leung
01:24:41You
01:24:42You're my hero
01:24:43And
01:24:44You're mine
01:24:45After last night
01:24:47The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and
01:24:50Your collection
01:24:52It really spoke to me
01:24:55I'm a working mom too
01:24:57And I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear
01:25:01And feel proud of
01:25:03So
01:25:04When your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show
01:25:09I had to come and pay the young mama a visit
01:25:13And give you this
01:25:15I want you to take the next few months
01:25:19Some much deserved rest at home
01:25:22With your babies
01:25:23And
01:25:24Then I want you to call
01:25:25And
01:25:26Work for me
01:25:29Wait
01:25:30You really mean it?
01:25:31Absolutely
01:25:32I want you to design a maternity line for the house of Leung
01:25:35If you're interested
01:25:39She's interested
01:25:41Great
01:25:42I look forward to hearing her
01:25:44And Kelsey
01:25:47Thank you
01:25:48Oh my god
01:25:51Oh my god
01:25:53Hey dude and gal
01:25:55Looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like I always knew
01:26:00But there's one thing she needs to do first
01:26:08Congratulations Isabella
01:26:13The next name that I'm gonna read makes me very proud
01:26:18Kelsey
01:26:19Kelsey
01:26:20Elizabeth Barrington
01:26:28Congratulations
01:26:33There you go
01:26:35Dude I found it
01:26:37It was in your old bedroom
01:26:39Oh my god
01:26:41Dude I owe you thank you
01:26:42Thank you
01:26:43Thank you
01:26:52Thank you
01:26:53Thank you
01:26:54Thank you
01:26:56Thank you
01:26:57Benjamin Lawrence Lawson
01:27:00Come to the stage
01:27:01Thank you
01:27:02Thank you
01:27:03Thank you
01:27:04But I didn't finish my degree
01:27:06Grandma works in mysterious ways
01:27:08I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes
01:27:09Alright Benjamin
01:27:10You may have to finish a few classes during the summer, but I wanted you to have this moment
01:27:27Thank you
01:27:28Thank you
01:27:29Thank you
01:27:30Thank you
01:27:32Grandma
01:27:33Just call me grandma
01:27:35And hurry up and marry my granddaughter will you
01:27:38Thank you
01:27:47Skye Miller
01:27:54You are not graduating
01:27:56You can't do this
01:27:57Oh yes
01:28:00I think I can
01:28:02Passant to chapter 32
01:28:04Section B row 2
01:28:06Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class, but also expulsion or suspension to the Dean's discretion
01:28:13Basically if you fuck around you find out
01:28:16Thank you Hunter
01:28:18So this Dean has decided that you are not going to get a degree from this college
01:28:24And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year
01:28:35Congratulations you are all graduates of Claremore College
01:28:44Except for Skye
01:28:46Except Skye
01:28:47Congratulations
01:28:48Congratulations
01:28:59Hey mom, where are the-
01:29:05Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan
01:29:10And it has not been easy
01:29:13And there's been a lot of ups and downs
01:29:19Yeah, yeah, so many people
01:29:21Woo