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Impractical Jokers Season 12 Episode 2
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00:00Warning, the following program contains scenes of graphic stupidity among lifelong friends who compete to embarrass each other.
00:07Let's just get this started.
00:15Are you f***ing kidding me?
00:18Today we are working at the one and only Dutch Cleaners.
00:31Well, helping customers out, we've got to do and say what we're told.
00:34And if you refuse, we lose your clothes and we charge you anyway, please come again.
00:39Hi, Q.
00:47How often would you say you shed your wardrobe?
00:49I don't do anything with my wardrobe anymore. I used to.
00:52Like, you have all your clothes that are all old?
00:54We settled into this routine where Melissa just buys clothes. Like, this is a nice thing, but it costs about $6.
01:01It's the brand Cofandi. It's like one of those Chinese bulk discount things.
01:06So, so all my clothes now are Cofandi and they're so cheap.
01:13Why is that so funny?
01:15Cofandi.
01:16Why is that so funny?
01:17My name is Cofandi.
01:18It's Cofandi.
01:24Why?
01:25I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:26I'm sorry.
01:27Cofandi.
01:29I'm sorry.
01:33What is Cofandi?
01:35Nothing. It's a Chinese company that makes discount clothes but also only buys me Cofandi.
01:41Why do you buy me Cofandi?
01:42Why do you buy me Cofandi?
01:43I don't buy them.
01:44A box arrives of all Cofandi.
01:48All of my clothes are now Cofandi.
01:50I'm from head to toe in Cofandi.
01:52It's just a box.
01:53It's literally an unmarked box.
01:54It's just a box.
01:55It's just a box.
01:56It's Cofandi.
01:57It's Cofandi.
01:58Three different Cofandi products arrive and the whole cost is like $80 for a box of clothes.
02:03And that's all she does now.
02:05God bless her.
02:06This doesn't look cheap, does it?
02:07No.
02:08I wouldn't.
02:09You could have told me that was whatever.
02:10Yeah.
02:11It's Cofandi.
02:12How are you doing, sir?
02:13All right, Brian.
02:14Good.
02:15Good.
02:16How are you doing?
02:17What can I help you with?
02:18I bought one like this last week from the drapes.
02:22Oh, the drapes.
02:23The drapes were yours.
02:24Yeah.
02:25I told him to have another one.
02:26Q, take $20 out of your pocket and give it to him and say, okay, it's okay, it's okay.
02:31We're good.
02:32We're good.
02:33Thanks.
02:34What's your phone?
02:35It's protection services, right?
02:36Protection, no?
02:37Protection?
02:38What protection?
02:39This isn't...
02:40This is for cleaning.
02:41I want it clean.
02:42I am so sorry.
02:44I am so sorry.
02:45It's all right.
02:46When you said you came in for the drapes, I thought you meant the drapes.
02:49We pay a guy.
02:50Because once a week a guy comes in, I got to give him the drapes.
02:53Can we send in my cast?
02:552, 9...
02:56Oh, he's intimidating.
02:574, 8.
02:58Q, here's the guy that actually shakes you down every week.
03:01Oh.
03:02Hey, bud.
03:03Hey, my cast, the drapes.
03:04The drapes.
03:05Q, his cash there.
03:06It's a little light, this one.
03:08It's a little light, this one.
03:09It's a little light, this one.
03:10Mike cast, break his fingers.
03:11Oh!
03:12Oh!
03:13Hey!
03:14Oh!
03:15Ah!
03:16And I had one pair of slacks plated.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Yeah, yeah, I got you.
03:19Last four digits of your phone number.
03:20Are you looking at me?
03:21Uh, 7, 8, 8, 26.
03:22Uh-oh, Q, his clothes aren't ready.
03:23Then Mike, break another finger.
03:24Can you come back tomorrow?
03:25No.
03:26No.
03:27No.
03:28No.
03:29No.
03:30No.
03:31No.
03:32No.
03:33No.
03:34No.
03:35No.
03:36No.
03:37No.
03:38No.
03:39No.
03:40No.
03:41No.
03:42No.
03:43No.
03:44No.
03:45I answered him by the way.
03:46Can you come back tomorrow and we'll help you with that tomorrow.
03:49Because what's going on is that...
03:55SLIDER Kolds facility.
03:56I'll be back tomorrow for my pleated pants.
03:57Aa-alayh.
03:58All right, all right.
03:59I'll see you tomorrow.
04:00What was the last four of the number again?
04:02Um, 29 and 48.
04:04Ah-ah.
04:05And if we give the drapes a spiritual cleanse, what religion?
04:07And if we give the drapes a spiritual cleanse, which religion?
04:10What are you looking at?
04:12Q, ready?
04:15And, of course, with the senior discount,
04:17your total will be...
04:19Yes.
04:21And, of course, with the senior...
04:25Yeah, that's good. That's all right.
04:30And how do we just cash him out on that one?
04:34Gotcha, buddy.
04:35All right, Sal, see the blue shirt to your right there?
04:38Yeah, when someone comes in,
04:40I want you to just be playing with it.
04:41Just be playing with the buttons like you're buttoning up.
04:43Fussing with it.
04:43And then when they come in,
04:44you're going to rip the buttons off, buddy.
04:46All right, Sal, fuss with that shirt.
04:48It's just frustrating when they don't tell us
04:50that they want to press the dry clean.
04:51It gets me angry, like...
04:52Uh-oh.
04:54Fuck, whatever.
04:58Next.
04:59All right, Sal.
05:00I have two items that have...
05:03where I sprinkle some blood on it.
05:05And what is this, sir?
05:07It's blood.
05:07It's blood, okay.
05:08Sal's got blood.
05:12He's got live, active blood in front of him right now.
05:15Oh, what is that?
05:17That's a yellow...
05:18Egg.
05:19Egg.
05:20What the f*** happened?
05:24What kind of knife did you have?
05:26Blood, egg.
05:28Okay, got it.
05:29You know, Sal,
05:30we can do a Filipino dry suck on the blood.
05:32Do you know, um, we...
05:35Do you know that we have a, um...
05:38We have a...
05:40A special solvent.
05:42We can do a Filipino dry suck on these.
05:45Okay.
05:45Yeah, there you go.
05:47Sal, stress to him that the cops will find no DNA at all.
05:51And we're going to get these out.
05:52There's going to be no evidence, no cops,
05:53no nothing like that.
05:54No, this is a cut yesterday.
05:56Oh, a cut?
05:57Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
05:58No, no, no, it's a...
06:00Hey, hey, you got cut yesterday.
06:02It's all right.
06:03It was a cut.
06:04Toss his clothes over your shoulder.
06:06We'll do that and then...
06:07Can I help you, sir?
06:11All right, Sal.
06:12Yes.
06:13Phone number?
06:13I'm picking up.
06:14Please, uh, one second.
06:16Oh, Sal, we did find an entire donut in your suit.
06:19Oh, yeah, oh, well, there it is.
06:21Uh, okay.
06:22And I have a note on here.
06:24Yeah, yeah.
06:24In one of your suits, you found a...
06:26A full donut?
06:27In one of your suits?
06:29There was a full donut in one of your suits.
06:31It's my son's suit.
06:33I don't know.
06:33Oh, well, it's been...
06:34It's bizarre, but...
06:35Do you want the...
06:36Do you want the...
06:36Do you dispose of the donut?
06:38Yes.
06:38Throw it out?
06:39Yeah, you can ask him if he wants the Boston.
06:41He doesn't want it.
06:41Yes.
06:42I just...
06:43If you want to put him on speaker,
06:44I can ask him.
06:46Did you have a donut in your suit?
06:51He says no.
06:52Hello?
06:53What are you talking about?
06:55There was a full Boston cream
06:56in the inside jacket.
06:57I...
06:58That is just not true.
06:59Is it so it's okay if I have it, then?
07:01I can definitely take care of that donut.
07:04I'll eat it.
07:05I can have the donut?
07:08Yeah, yeah.
07:08You can have it.
07:09It's all yours.
07:13And then it was a dry clean and a laundered.
07:16Never hand it to him, buddy.
07:17Okay, and then...
07:19Yeah, there you go.
07:20We're going...
07:21We haven't seen my wife's mother in like...
07:22It's a dance.
07:25It's a dance.
07:26A donut.
07:27It's all yours.
07:32And so this is everything, right?
07:34Walk away.
07:35Or I can give it to you over here.
07:38No, no, no.
07:38That's it.
07:39Yes, my wife.
07:42Thank you very much.
07:43Have a great day.
07:44Have a great day.
07:47Thank him for that Boston cream.
07:51Here we go.
07:52Coming in.
07:52Two women.
07:54She parked terribly.
07:55Murr.
07:55Murr.
07:56Somewhere under there is a huge plate of wings.
07:58Get that out right now and just start eating them.
08:00Get your hands all...
08:01Oh, my God.
08:02All messed up in them.
08:04No, they parked.
08:05Yeah, that's what he said.
08:06He goes, they parked really badly.
08:08I told you they parked terribly.
08:10You know what?
08:10You know what?
08:10Take the whole plate of wings.
08:11Walk out the door, knock on the car, let her roll down, just go, you parked real bad.
08:19Yeah, that's it.
08:20Real casual.
08:23Size it up.
08:27You parked real bad.
08:28With the bone in his hand.
08:32You parked real bad.
08:38Keep...
08:38Yeah, back it up.
08:40It's real bad, lady.
08:41Cut the wheel.
08:42No, no.
08:43Okay, no, you went to the other spot.
08:44No, you have to go.
08:45All right.
08:46All right, you're okay?
08:47Was she trying to park or is she trying to leave?
08:49I don't know what she's doing, man.
08:50Now she's horizontal.
08:55Hi, how are you today?
08:56Good.
08:56Mara, there was a negative Yelp review left yesterday.
08:59You have it on your phone right now.
09:01I texted it to you.
09:02Maybe read it to her out loud and see if she's the one who left it.
09:05I have to ask, does this sound familiar to you?
09:08There was a review left on Yelp and it said, middle-aged bald worker behind the counter
09:13tried to sell me counterfeit designer bags when I dropped off my clothes.
09:18They were about as fake as those chiclet veneers in his mouth.
09:24It gets worse.
09:29I knew because the dye on the bag stained his fingers.
09:33When I pointed this out to him, he immediately started sucking on his fingers in a vain attempt
09:37to get the dye out and claimed it was just chicken juice from his big chicken lunch.
09:43The whole interaction gave me a kick.
09:46Is that you, Val?
09:47No, it's not me.
09:49I want to make it right if it was you that posted it.
09:51Won't that even happen?
09:52Yes, it did.
09:53It was you.
09:54It was you.
09:55It was not me.
09:55You're grilling me about it now.
09:57Val.
09:58You know what?
09:59I'll have my husband coming.
09:59You understand.
10:00It is not me.
10:01I had a big chicken lunch that day.
10:03I do not look at you.
10:04Y'all have my husband coming.
10:05I had a big chicken lunch that was chicken juice.
10:07That's the way it ran.
10:08I don't even know.
10:09They're gooshies.
10:12Come back.
10:13Val.
10:16Val, it was a big chicken lunch.
10:17Oh.
10:19What happened?
10:25Oh, no, no.
10:34Oh, good.
10:35Oh, did you write this review?
10:37Yeah, here's what happened.
10:39So someone left a bad Yelp review for the store.
10:42I'm asking everybody to say, who posted the Yelp review?
10:44It's clearly about me.
10:46And the bags, they're real.
10:47I just had a big chicken lunch.
10:48Let me just say this.
10:49Let me interrupt you.
10:50I don't give a shit about a Yelp review.
10:54I don't write Yelp reviews.
10:55I'm born and raised in Harlem, man.
10:56And where we come from, you know, we don't write Yelp reviews.
10:59We Yelp you right in your face.
11:00Yeah, I agree with you.
11:03A question for you.
11:04Have you ever heard of the television show Impractical Jokers?
11:07Yes, I have.
11:08I'm on it, and so are you right now.
11:10It's all a joke.
11:11It's all a joke.
11:12I'm Murr from Impractical Jokers.
11:13You better tell her.
11:14I'm Murr from Impractical Jokers.
11:16It's just a joke, buddy.
11:18You're right.
11:21Hugh's dirty laundry has been aired out, so he's versed up on the Looser board.
11:27Today we're back at the American Dream Mall, posing as casting directors for a gritty crime drama.
11:32You know, like Lohenor.
11:33Yeah.
11:34And we're trying to cast real people to play a small role in the show.
11:37The catch is the role is so stupid that you'd have to be a real stupid idiot to agree to it.
11:41But that's Hollywood.
11:43You can't cast anybody, you lose.
11:46All right, cut. That's it. Check the gate.
11:47That's launch, launch, launch, launch.
11:49Let's go. Move it!
11:51That's Hollywood.
11:56All right, there he is.
11:58Joining you is Kate, one of our producers.
12:00She's going to be your fellow casting director
12:02looking for someone to be on Law & Order.
12:04Law & Order from Wolf Vick.
12:07You're going to help me close the deal.
12:08The muscle.
12:09Yes.
12:09Excuse me.
12:12Oh, here we go.
12:13Do you know the television show Law & Order?
12:16Yeah.
12:17Well, we're filming on the third floor a scene today.
12:20A lot of times we cast real people,
12:21and we need an extra to play a small role for about 10 minutes.
12:25It'll pay $150.
12:27If you have any interest at all,
12:29I can tell you what the role is.
12:31What's the role?
12:32Yeah, the role is...
12:32Give it to him.
12:33We need you to strangle a small child behind a Claire's.
12:37We need...
12:38So all we need you to do
12:41is strangle a small child behind a Claire's.
12:44Ooh, strangle is like...
12:45Yeah, like choke.
12:46Yeah, no problem.
12:47I can do that.
12:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:51We got another role.
12:52Hold on.
12:53I have another one.
12:53So you could pick...
12:54You could strangle a child behind a Claire's
12:56or powerbomb a child.
12:58You could powerbomb a child
13:00through a Wetzel pretzel counter.
13:02Through a Wetzel pretzel sheet glass counter.
13:06What is a powerbomb?
13:06A powerbomb is like...
13:07Okay, so a powerbomb would be like,
13:09I take her legs...
13:11Yeah.
13:11And I put her legs over my shoulders like this.
13:13So I'm holding her here.
13:15So her legs are on my shoulders.
13:16So I lift her up
13:17and I slam her right through the Wetzel pretzels.
13:19I can do it all.
13:19That's awesome.
13:20I can do both.
13:21No problem.
13:21You can do both.
13:22You want to do both?
13:23You would do both?
13:24That's no problem.
13:25Okay, so you'll strangle a child behind a Claire's
13:27and then powerbomb another child
13:28out of Wetzel pretzels right through the sheet glass.
13:30Yeah, yeah, no problem.
13:31How much is it paying?
13:32Like you said, no?
13:33A hundred and fifty.
13:34All right.
13:34For both or for if I do one?
13:37Well, you can do both.
13:39Make them pick.
13:40For 150.
13:40Pick one?
13:41You could pick one.
13:42I pick two.
13:42You want to strangle a kid.
13:44Yeah.
13:47Okay, yeah, we'll do it.
13:48So just come with me up to the third floor.
13:50Ten, fifteen minutes.
13:51Ten, fifteen minutes.
13:51No problem.
13:52Yeah, no problem.
13:54He was following either one.
13:55We don't choose to strangle the kid.
13:57It's a...
13:58This is the new season.
13:59It's Law and Order, children only.
14:04Hey, Qbert.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Let's run over here.
14:07Hey, you guys know this TV show, Law and Order?
14:09Yeah.
14:10We're shooting it right upstairs,
14:11and we need some extras of the backgrounds.
14:14Ten minutes worth of works, a hundred bucks.
14:16You guys have any interest in just being a background extra
14:18for ten minutes?
14:19Can tell you what it's about.
14:20We actually have a...
14:21Let me tell you what it's about.
14:23Guys, just so what is...
14:24They're in a hurry, guys, so I just need to know...
14:25We have two different roles.
14:27We have two different roles.
14:28Oh, perfect.
14:28One for a guy.
14:29One for a guy.
14:30Okay, so he played...
14:31You play a maintenance man?
14:32You play a maintenance man.
14:33Who's getting roasted like a pig over a spit.
14:38Okay, so you'd be the victim.
14:40You'd be getting roasted like a pig on a spit.
14:42Yeah, and in your mouth would be a light bulb.
14:43And then in your mouth would be a light bulb.
14:47Yeah, I think I'm good, brother.
14:48Wait.
14:48And then the girl part is...
14:50What's the other one?
14:51We need a bitch to throw rocks at an orphan.
14:56Oh, we need a bitch to throw rocks at an orphan.
14:59How do you feel about throwing rocks at an orphan?
15:01Probably not today.
15:02Not today.
15:03Okay, so no, that's going to be a no on Lauren.
15:06He didn't even let me get it out.
15:08I wanted to follow up with things for you to say,
15:11but they're not staying.
15:12Would you be a bitch that throws rocks at an orphan tomorrow?
15:14That's a no-go, buddy.
15:19That's a no-go.
15:20I think there's this guy here.
15:21You think he might be a good guy?
15:22Oh, all right.
15:23Hey, guys.
15:24Have you ever heard of the TV show Law and Order?
15:27Yes.
15:27We're filming it on the third floor,
15:29and we're looking for a couple of background extras.
15:32You actually filmed one of the parts, sorry.
15:34It pays 200 bucks for 10 minutes of work
15:36to be in a background of a shot.
15:37I think I can do that.
15:41My name is James.
15:42This is Cain.
15:42Nice to meet you.
15:43You're the producers of the show.
15:45It's Law and Order.
15:45You've seen it before.
15:46Wolf Dick.
15:47Let me tell you about the role.
15:48Hey, guys.
15:49The gentleman here, the cream shirt.
15:51Yeah, he'll be in the background,
15:52and he'll be jostling a bunch of elderly ladies
15:55until one of them kicks him in the nice and friendly.
15:57Let me tell you about the role.
16:07Hey, guys.
16:07The gentleman here, the cream shirt.
16:09Yeah, he'll be in the background,
16:10and he'll be jostling a bunch of elderly ladies
16:13until one of them kicks him in the nice and friendly.
16:18We would need you to be in the background
16:19jostling a bunch of elderly ladies
16:23until one of them gets pissed
16:25and kicks you in the nice and friendly.
16:27He can't be seen doing that.
16:33It's acting.
16:34I mean, you know.
16:36As long as you don't really do it, I mean, you know.
16:37Well, it's got to play real, you know?
16:40If you do it, it's very real.
16:43Okay.
16:44We need a stand-in.
16:45Is this Law and Order Special Victims?
16:47No, this isn't that one.
16:48RVU, Regular Victims.
16:50It's Regular Victims.
16:51It is.
16:51It's Law and Order.
16:52It's Regular Victims.
16:53RVU.
16:53RVU.
16:54We do have another role if you're interested, ma'am.
16:57And there is another role if you want.
16:59The role they're looking for is...
17:01We need a stand-in to play a corpse
17:02at the bottom of a port-a-potty.
17:05They do need another person.
17:08What is that?
17:08Yes.
17:08The other part is they need a person
17:11to play a corpse at the bottom of a port-a-potty.
17:13Who gets discovered.
17:14Who gets discovered.
17:15And this is cute.
17:16And this is cute.
17:17A jogger gets the runs.
17:18A jogger gets the runs.
17:20So they need a person to play a corpse
17:22at the bottom of a port-a-potty
17:23that's discovered
17:24when a jogger gets the runs.
17:27Dude, he gets kicked in the nice and friendlies,
17:29you get discovered by a jogger with the runs.
17:31Look, you get kicked in the nice and friendlies,
17:33you get discovered by a jogger with the runs.
17:35Are we doing this?
17:37Dude, I'm gonna pass.
17:38You're gonna pass.
17:39You're gonna pass.
17:40All right.
17:41Guys, I said no.
17:43Noble efforts, my friend.
17:45Murr and Q couldn't fill the role,
17:47so Q is tonight's big loser.
17:50All right, baby.
17:51Q, you lost, and dang,
17:53we were supposed to film your punishment at the zoo,
17:55but, oh, the zoo fell through.
18:00Yeah, the dang zoo fell through.
18:02But we have all this animal-related material
18:04that can't go to waste,
18:06so instead you're gonna be a ticket taker
18:08saying those same exact zoo-related lines
18:10to concertgoers here for the Big Big Train show
18:12at the Williams Center.
18:14You've gotta say every line we give you
18:16to every animal that passes by.
18:17Did I say animal?
18:18I meant concertgoer because, oh, the zoo fell through, buddy.
18:23It fell through.
18:24It does not.
18:25You see what happened here.
18:26This is how you dress when you go to the zoo?
18:27He looks like he's on safari.
18:30All right, let me go do this.
18:32All right, Q, you know that your right pocket
18:34is stuffed with dozens and dozens and dozens
18:36of lines that you would normally overhear at a zoo,
18:39and it's a little bit of a zoo-slash-concertgoer roulette.
18:42At any point, did either of you stop
18:45to talk about how stupid this is?
18:46I'm sorry, what do you mean?
18:47We were making do.
18:49The zoo fell through.
18:50There never was a zoo.
18:52If there was no zoo to begin with,
18:54how could it be that I literally have
18:57a chimpanzee with me back here as we speak?
19:00That's just Murray, and he didn't get waxed.
19:04Here we go.
19:06No.
19:08No.
19:09Come on, come on.
19:10You gotta do it.
19:10Here we go, here we go, here we go.
19:14Hey, guys, how are you?
19:15Good, how are you?
19:16All right, they're gonna scan your tickets over there.
19:18I'm just gonna give you these things.
19:20You got something to say to Cole?
19:22Fascinating.
19:24With proper diet,
19:25this jackass could live another 15 years.
19:30Fascinating stuff.
19:31Hey, no problem, enjoy the show.
19:37You see why we couldn't waste the zoo creative, right?
19:39Just so many great factoids.
19:42Factoids.
19:44I'm gonna get punched.
19:45Hey, guys, hello, yeah.
19:48Here we go, here we go.
19:49How are you guys doing?
19:49Good, good.
19:50You sound good.
19:51Fascinating.
19:52They pair off in same-sex groups
19:54when there are no females present.
19:57Okay.
19:58All right, guys.
20:00All right, there's plenty of females in there,
20:02you know what I'm saying?
20:02The species will live on.
20:04All right.
20:05All right, please.
20:09I can't.
20:11Cole goes, say it.
20:12Say it.
20:13Say it.
20:14Hey, hey, I got it.
20:16Say it, Brian.
20:18Say it, Brian.
20:21Okay.
20:22Well, if we don't get these two to mate,
20:25their kind might be doomed.
20:28This is the strangest experience.
20:30Oh, it gets weirder.
20:31It gets weirder.
20:32They're gonna scan your tickets right in there.
20:33Great.
20:35Oh, boy.
20:39Oh, no.
20:40Oh, no.
20:41Oh, God, please be a dude
20:42that walks through the door.
20:45So we wanted to be a woman.
20:46We wanted to be a woman.
20:47That's my takeaway.
20:48Oh, no.
20:49I've seen a lot of women's shoes
20:51out that door.
20:54Oh, no, no, no.
20:55Here we go.
20:56Oh, no, no.
20:57Yes!
20:57Yes!
21:01Oh, God, please be a dude
21:03that walks through the door.
21:05So we wanted to be a woman.
21:07We wanted to be a woman.
21:08That's my takeaway.
21:09Oh, no.
21:10I've seen a lot of women's shoes
21:12out that door.
21:15Oh, no, no.
21:15Here we go.
21:17Oh, no.
21:18Yes!
21:19Yes!
21:19Oh, now that's a gorilla.
21:24What did I do?
21:26Who's a gorilla, Cole?
21:28Which one's a gorilla?
21:31Well, she walked in first.
21:35Go enjoy the show,
21:36you party animals.
21:38It's harder than I would have
21:39thought it would be.
21:40We're going to stop until
21:41there's no lines left
21:42in your pocket, buddy.
21:43We're going to do 500 lines.
21:45Here we go.
21:46Oh, this is just my life
21:47for the next hour.
21:49Okay.
21:51Oh, he's all puffed up.
21:52Now, it makes him look big,
21:54but he's not.
21:56This one looks like
21:57it's been hit by a boat
21:58propeller.
22:02Hello.
22:03Oh, okay.
22:03Now, this one
22:04is past breeding age.
22:06Oh, I hate my wife doing that.
22:10Ooh.
22:12Okay.
22:13Now, the weight gain
22:14is hormonal,
22:15and so is the snapping.
22:17Best give her some space.
22:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:23He'll mount other males
22:24just to show his dominance.
22:29Hey, buddy,
22:30too bad your punishment's not over.
22:34Oh, no.
22:38Okay, how's it going?
22:40Good.
22:41I'm worried.
22:43Oh, no, you're good.
22:44You're good.
22:44So this female
22:45is dominating the male.
22:47You see?
22:49Yeah, so you're going to
22:50scan your ticket right over there.
22:51Wait, who's the dominant one?
22:52Who's the dominant one?
22:53This female is dominating the male.
22:56When three people
22:57go to see a concert,
22:58who's dominating?
22:59Do you want to dominate?
23:00Go stick your in my ass.
23:01What are you doing, man?
23:02Whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:03Is that an offer?
23:04No.
23:04Oh, oh.
23:07Enjoy the show.
23:08All right.
23:09What a weird interaction.
23:12All right, how you doing?
23:13I just have to put on you this
23:15so you can grab yourself a beer.
23:17Okay.
23:18We got a little surprise from Kim.
23:20Now, those humps
23:21are primarily for storing fat.
23:23What was that?
23:30What did you just say?
23:32What up?
23:35Wait, we've been missing it.
23:37Spit take for everyone
23:38from now on, please.
23:39Okay, great.
23:40Well, this one just gave birth.
23:41Get a load of that beak.
23:47Oh, this one's in heat.
23:49Is this a fortune?
23:50I mean, I'm covered in his saliva.
23:58Wow.
23:59Well done, Jim.
24:01What are we doing
24:01at this point in our lives?
24:02Okay, good.
24:04All right.
24:05I'm covered in it.
24:06Okay.
24:11Good night.
24:19Okay.