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00:01Okay, it's been a while since I've told this story, so let's get caught up.
00:05I'm a very wealthy man, but I didn't start this way.
00:08I grew up a poor kid in Acapulco,
00:11who always wanted to work at the greatest resort in the world,
00:14Las Colinas.
00:16So, when my best friend Memo and I got jobs there,
00:19you know what? Let's fast forward a bit.
00:24I had finally put myself in a position to take over for Don Pablo as head of operations.
00:29Any questions?
00:30But when I suddenly had competition for the job in the form of Memo's evil sister, Dulce,
00:35I started to cut a few corners, leaving my girlfriend, Julia, very concerned.
00:39You better be careful before this place starts to change you.
00:41It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.
00:43Driven to beat Dulce, I told the co-owner of the hotel, Alejandro Vera,
00:47about a private ledger Don Pablo kept on all the hotel's guests,
00:51which I called...
00:52The Book of Secrets.
00:54Which Vera promptly stole, then used as an excuse to fire Diane and Don Pablo.
00:58Diane immediately started planning her revenge.
01:02Someone who can spy on Vera, so the first moment he slips up,
01:05this queen can return and take her castle back.
01:08But because of my guilt over what I had done, I told Julia I was going to quit.
01:12Then, Vera offered me my dream job.
01:14Head of operations.
01:16And I took it, making Julia even more concerned.
01:20My family, on the other hand, was thrilled.
01:22Don Máximo.
01:23And so was the staff, who had no idea what I had done.
01:27Sara and Aida were in love.
01:29My mom and Esteban were in a great place.
01:31Oh! And Memo and Lorena were...
01:33Are you married?
01:34What?
01:35In present day, I reconnected with my estranged daughter, Paloma, and her surprise...
01:39Husband.
01:40Gustavo.
01:41Then, I made a big, impulsive decision.
01:43I just bought Las Colinas.
01:45I hoped Julia, the woman I was still trying to win back,
01:48would join me in returning the resort to its former glory.
01:51What do you say, Julia?
01:55Maybe...
01:56If I can move some things around.
02:00Not exactly the fairytale response I was hoping for, but it wasn't a no.
02:05And over the past six months of the remodel,
02:08Julia and I have enjoyed a productive working relationship.
02:13Oh.
02:14That sounds sexy.
02:16Okay, sure.
02:18Maybe Julia and I haven't made a ton of progress romantically,
02:21but she's a very busy woman.
02:24She's only been here a few times to help plan the redesign.
02:28I'm trying to show her I can be professional.
02:31Mature.
02:33But trust me.
02:34I'll make my move when Julia gets here for final touches.
02:39Final touches.
02:41Uh-huh. Muy maduro.
02:43English, please.
02:45If you're gonna be a pooboy here, you must always speak in English
02:48to attract a more international clientele.
02:51Imperialist vibes.
02:53Got it.
02:54Oh, good.
02:55You can still be snarky in English, too.
02:57Look, we're trying to recapture the magic of the old Las Colinas.
03:02Speaking of, Memo, is the lobby done yet?
03:05Uh, practically.
03:06Uh, practically.
03:07Uh, my guys are just finishing some, uh, odds and ends.
03:10More like six ends, but just one odd.
03:13You know we open in one week, right?
03:15Oh, I'm aware of the timeline.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Well, now that you say that out loud, I better get back to it.
03:21Uh, show him the waterfall.
03:23That's done.
03:24Okay, Mimito, it's just you and me.
03:33Uh, and how is this gonna work?
03:35Are you gonna teach me how to fold towels or something?
03:38What?
03:39Fold towels?
03:40On your first day?
03:42You gotta walk before you can run.
03:45First, you need to know why Las Colinas used to be so special to me.
03:49To your dad.
03:51To Julia.
03:52You might not see it now, but once we've restored this place, the magic will come gushing back.
04:04What drama.
04:05Oh, sorry.
04:06What drama?
04:07It's usually way more impressive than that, believe me.
04:12Why did Hugo have to go back to school?
04:16I'll just have to describe it to you.
04:19It was Christmas time, 1985, and it had been three weeks since I had been promoted to head of operations.
04:26El mejor dÃa del año está aquÃ.
04:31At this point, the only people who knew about my role in Don Pablo and Diane's living were Memo, a.k.a. your dad, and Julia, who was still processing things.
04:40Hey!
04:41Fancy meeting you here!
04:43That was a joke.
04:44We both work here.
04:45I mean, you work at your boutique, I work at the hotel, but both workplaces are on the same premises, so it's like...
04:50Aren't you late for your morning meeting?
04:55Uh, maybe.
04:56But now that I'm the boss, it's more like everyone else is early.
05:00That was another joke!
05:02Is everything okay, mi amor?
05:06Yeah.
05:07I'm fine, Maximo.
05:08Why wouldn't I be?
05:09Oh, no reason.
05:10No reason at all.
05:12Okay, I'll see you later.
05:14Okay.
05:15I'll see you later.
05:16Okay.
05:17Oh, great.
05:18A hug.
05:19A work hug.
05:20Good.
05:39The rest of the staff was much less conflicted about my new role.
05:42And Dulce had gone from competing with me to being the most loyal number two ever.
05:47I know this sounds crazy, but it felt like she had become an entirely different person.
05:52There he is, Maximo Gallardo, head of operations!
05:57The H.O.
05:58The hoe.
05:59And as his assistant, that makes me the A hoe.
06:07I'll keep working on it.
06:08No rush.
06:09Just a few announcements before we continue spreading holiday cheer.
06:13First, Lupe, stop stealing the gifts under the tree.
06:16They're just empty boxes.
06:18And Beto, you can't ask guests to sit on your lap anymore.
06:22But I'm Santa.
06:23Also, let's welcome back Memo and Lorena from their honeymoon!
06:29Real thrilled you got married so quickly.
06:31Which was motivated by their intense love and nothing more.
06:34Also unrelated, Lorena can no longer lift heavy boxes at the front desk.
06:40And lastly, you're all invited to a posada my family is hosting this Friday.
06:44It's my thank you for supporting me as Don Maximo.
06:47Feels weird saying that out loud.
06:49It's like, what? I'm Don Maximo?
06:52What?
06:53Ya acabaste, Don Maximo!
06:55Oh, yes. Sorry.
06:56Meeting adjourned.
06:57Wait.
06:58Where are each other necks?
06:59Achoo!
07:00Why are you both in your uniforms?
07:01This is a covert meeting.
07:02We're supposed to blend in.
07:03They could see you from space, Mom.
07:04I'm teaching buns and guns at 10.
07:06I'll make this quick.
07:08Alejandro Vera forgot to take me off the hotel mailer, so I got the most recent profit and loss reports.
07:15Las Colinas is doing remarkably well.
07:17Oh, good.
07:18Too well.
07:19Which can only mean one thing.
07:20He's cooking the books.
07:21And dying his hair to give it that stunning gray only on these sides, Luke. What an obvious and desperate cheater.
07:28Hector, my love, you know you're my one and only. But the time has come to make my move. I need you both, my eyes on the inside, to find out what you're going to do.
07:37I'm going to take you to take me off the hotel mailer, so I got the most recent profit and loss reports.
07:42Hector, my love, you know you're my one and only. But the time has come to make my move. I need you both, my eyes on the inside, to find Vera's real financial statements. Then I can report him for falsifying documents. And once he gets tied up in red tape, he'll come crawling on his knees begging me to take control.
08:02Eh?
08:03Of the hotel.
08:04Ah.
08:05Get me those files.
08:07On it.
08:08Right after breakfast.
08:09Hola, Hermigo. How are your huevos rancheros tasting today? And what is your policy on substituciones?
08:14Chad!
08:15Alright, Mom, please.
08:16Back at home, my mom was busily preparing for the posada. And the dish she was creating was...
08:22Un desastre. Un verdadero desastre.
08:26Que pretendes? Intoxicar a los compañeros de Maximo? No, que no se lo merezcan, verdad?
08:32Mira que trabajar para esa casa del pecado. Que no se te olvide la sal.
08:37Esteban's mother, Doña Rosita, had recently moved in after becoming increasingly forgetful. And for some reason, I had to give up my room and sleep on the couch while Sara kept hers.
08:48Oigan.
08:49Estoy esperando una llamada muy importante a larga distancia.
08:52Aida voy a marcar desde su tour de universidades gringas.
08:55Ni se les ocurra tocar el teléfono. Por favor.
08:57Bueno, bueno, cálmate. Oye, ¿y quién es Aida?
09:01Sara decided not to tell Doña Rosita about her new girlfriend.
09:08Una amiga, Doña Rosita. Si se enteran, se muere.
09:13Entonces, por favor, dile.
09:15¿No le pones cacahuate al mole de tus romeritos?
09:19Ay, ¿estás loca? Les va a faltar textura.
09:23Les pones bien pocos ingredientes, Nora.
09:26Mira, yo a mis romeritos les pongo cilantro, canela, comino, pasas...
09:31¿Qué vale? ¿No vas a decir nada?
09:33Ay, perdón. ¿Qué pasó ahora?
09:35Lo que pasa es que estoy bien picado con mi novela de Agatha Christie.
09:38Ya llevas 15 minutos y no le has dado vuelta a la página.
09:41Es que estoy buscando pistas, leyendo entre lÃneas.
09:44Ya. Estevitas.
09:46Mi amor, cuando acepté que tu mamá se mudara con nosotros,
09:49dijiste que me ibas a ayudar a ponerle lÃmites.
09:52Ya sé. Pero, ¿crees que pueda manejarlo?
09:56Digo, la semana pasada se olvidó dos veces apagar la estufa.
09:59Y no está acostumbrada a que yo la contradiga.
10:02No quiero confundirla más.
10:04Mentalmente, pues.
10:05Ajá. Y está seguro que no está fingiendo,
10:07porque yo la veo muy lúcida.
10:08Aquà les pongo chile pasilla, chile ancho,
10:11caldo de pollo, nopales...
10:13¡Ah! Papas, cositas...
10:16¡Cállate y todos!
10:20Hola.
10:22Aunque me mudé un poco de semanas,
10:25todavÃa no me sentà tan valiente de estar en don Pablo.
10:28Asà que, básicamente,
10:30inventé la mesa de estufa 30 años antes de su tiempo.
10:33Don Maximo.
10:34¿A word?
10:35Claro, señor Vera.
10:36Have a seat.
10:40Aaron, ¿verdad?
10:41Oh, no.
10:42You take the good chair,
10:43as a sign of respect.
10:46Uh, sure.
10:47Uh, okay.
10:48Okay, well, uh...
10:52No.
10:53Feels weird.
10:54Uh, let's switch.
10:55No need.
10:56I'm all settled in here.
11:01Yeah.
11:02Sure.
11:03Okay, well...
11:13Voy directo al grano.
11:15Máximo, este es tu primer gran reto
11:17como Head of Operations,
11:18asà que necesito que lo tomes con absoluta seriedad.
11:24Don Chávez, nuestro proveedor de limones,
11:26está tratando de exprimirnos.
11:28¿Exprimirnos?
11:31¿Limones?
11:33¿El chistazo por...?
11:39Continúe.
11:40Chávez quiere duplicarnos el precio por limón.
11:43Y como es el único proveedor de la zona,
11:45el muy vivo cree que puede vernos la cara.
11:48Asà que necesito que le enseñes que no nos vamos a dejar.
11:52Máximo,
11:54sin limones,
11:56todo el hotel se viene abajo.
11:58¿Nos de este coche?
12:00¿Vale, este es tan grande?
12:02¿Verdad?
12:04¿Verdad?
12:05¿Verdad?
12:06Las frutas son los mejores mexicanos de la vez.
12:07El grano es en la flanqueza porque de las frutas.
12:10¡Verdad!
12:11¡Verdad!
12:12¡Verdad!
12:13¡Verdad!
12:14¡Verdad!
12:15¡Verdad!
12:16¡Verdad!
12:17Y te debes empezar a entrevistar los miembros
12:18de los miembros de la operación.
12:19¡Verdad!
12:20¡Verdad!
12:21No puedo hacer esto todo.
12:22No puedo hacer esto.
12:23No tengo tuve.
12:24¡Verdad!
12:25Solo un mes de semana más.
12:26I am just here until the opening, remember?
12:28Fine, fine.
12:30We'll set up some interviews, I promise.
12:33But not with this one.
12:34Inferior cardstock.
12:37Or this one.
12:38Under operations experience, they wrote tonsillectomy.
12:42Oh, that's my Tio Jose on my mom's side.
12:44Oh.
12:45But good call. He grew up near some power lines.
12:48There's always one.
12:50But I was just telling a story about lines.
12:54Sounds riveting.
12:55Yeah.
12:55But I have too much to do.
12:57Have fun, mamito.
13:00Hey, Javier, is your goal not to finish on time?
13:03Anyway, mamito.
13:04So.
13:07For my sit-down with Don Chavez, I brought my toughest employee.
13:12He brought his adorable dog, Kelinda.
13:15Or Kelly para los cuates.
13:17Me cae que es el amor de mi vida.
13:20Ella es la que me mantiene joven.
13:23Ella.
13:23Y el mejor jugo de limón de todo guerrero.
13:27Y ofrezco un gasito.
13:29Aquà lo tomamos asÃ.
13:32Derecho.
13:32The mind games had already begun, but I had to be tough.
13:40Don Pablo would never let a guy like this intimidate him.
13:43¿Estás bien?
13:56¿Estás bien?
13:56¿Has sed de este chino a tu pelo?
13:57Ahora no, don C.
13:58¿Y entonces qué, don Máximo?
14:03¿Qué me platica?
14:05¿Qué se siente ser el patrón siendo tan joven?
14:09A ver, don Chávez.
14:11No tengo tiempo de hacer plática.
14:13Vine a averiguar por qué cambió sus precios de repente.
14:16Muy fácil.
14:17Desde que se fue don Pablo, yo con ustedes no tengo ningún arreglo.
14:20Eso no es justo.
14:22No vamos a dejar que se aproveche asÃ.
14:24No, a mà no me habla asÃ.
14:26¿Por qué me altero?
14:28Y yo cuando me altero me estreso.
14:30Por eso me conseguà a la Kelly, para que me ayude con el estrés.
14:35A mà el estrés no me hace nada bien.
14:38Y a mà no me hace nada bien que me quieran ver la cara.
14:42Si usted no respeta el precio de siempre,
14:44en una de esas ya no le compramos ni un limón.
14:47Pues, ¿qué le vamos a hacer?
14:52Que asà sea.
14:54Ni un limón para las colinas.
14:58Y mucha suerte sobreviviendo las fiestas.
15:08Eso estuvo fatal.
15:10Si yo era sentera de cómo nos fue,
15:12me va a correr antes de que pueda celebrar que me contrataron.
15:14Pues, si tú te vas, me voy yo también.
15:16Somos un combo, mi hijo y yo.
15:18Podemos arreglar esto.
15:19TodavÃa hay limones en el hotel.
15:21Solo hay que hacer que don Chávez cambie de opinión
15:23antes de que se nos acaben.
15:25Solo hay que preguntarnos una cosa.
15:27¿Qué harÃa don Pablo en esta situación?
15:29Pues, la verdad, llevarte al hospital.
15:31Se me hace que te intoxicaste de tanto limón.
15:33Tu ejito derecho sigue como cerrado.
15:34No digo de don Chávez.
15:36Tenemos que conseguir alguna ventaja sobre él.
15:38Rápido.
15:38Yo me encargo, jefe.
15:40No, no.
15:41No, no.
15:42Watch out. There you go.
15:44Lift, lift, lift.
15:46What do you want? How much?
15:48It's up. It's up.
15:50There's a stair. Lift.
15:52Good. Good. Very good. Okay. Drop.
15:58Chad. Hector.
16:00To what do I owe the pleasure?
16:02We want to hand deliver this to you, Mr. Vera.
16:04Probably should have emptied it before the climb.
16:06I would shake your hand, but...
16:08I lost all the feeling on the fourth step.
16:12As you know, we're both connected to Diane,
16:14as her son and her forever, ever, ever ever lover.
16:18But we wanted to give you this office-warming gift
16:20as a symbol of our allegiance to you.
16:22Once we lug this bad boy in,
16:24we can get rid of my mom's super girly filing cabinet for you.
16:28Transfer the files, which I assume are financial in nature.
16:38Well, this is unexpected, and I'm actually quite moved, gentlemen.
16:44But I actually would like to keep the office the way it is,
16:47because it reminds me of Diane.
16:49And how I beat her.
16:51Feels a little hurtful.
16:52Having said that, I could use some help.
16:55I've been thinking about adding some VIP experiences for our guest.
16:59You two wouldn't mind helping me try one out today?
17:04Mr. Vera, we would love to join you.
17:11Excellent.
17:13Now get rid of this monstrosity.
17:19Okay.
17:21You know I don't like walking backwards.
17:24You take the bottom and I take it from the top.
17:27Ah!
17:28Ah!
17:29Ah!
17:30Ah!
17:31Fingers, fingers, fingers.
17:32How are we looking in here, Beto?
17:35Oh, great, Maxie.
17:36Since you took my Christmas joy, it inspired me to make a new drink.
17:40The Grinch.
17:41Each one uses six limes.
17:42Dr. Seuss personally gave me the recipe.
17:45No.
17:46You don't think I know Dr. Seuss?
17:48I partied with thing one and thing two.
17:50Noah.
17:51We're almost out of limes.
17:52Who?
17:53Let's send someone on a grocery run until I get our vendor to come to his senses.
17:56Problem solved.
17:57Don't worry.
17:58It's in the bag.
17:59Uh, what exactly is in the bag and why is it moving?
18:03Oh, God.
18:04What's in the bag, Dulce?
18:05What's in the bag?
18:06Is that on Chavez's dog?
18:07I think you mean the love of his life?
18:08You said you wanted leverage, right?
18:09I meant, like, find out if he has a second family, not kidnap him.
18:12His most price possession.
18:13I'm not saying we actually do anything with it, but if we send a suggestive picture, I'm
18:19thinking dangling on the side of a cliff or about to beat a chocolate will be lime rich
18:25in hours.
18:26Dulce, I asked what would Don Pablo do?
18:27Not Don Corleone.
18:28We need to get this dog back as soon as possible.
18:33It's gone.
18:34That's spread out.
18:35She can't get far on those tiny, tiny legs.
18:39What the hell are you wearing, Memito?
18:41The new pool boy uniform?
18:42You just made me try it on.
18:43But I told Julia to make them like they used to be.
19:00Pool boy uniforms were fun and tight, literally a little cheeky.
19:05These are self-important and pretentious.
19:08We are Acapulco, not Tulum.
19:11Get me Julia.
19:12Already got her.
19:14Oh, you're right there.
19:16Great.
19:17And I heard the whole tantrum.
19:18No, that wasn't a tantrum.
19:21It was just a few very measured professional observations.
19:26We've been over this, Maximo.
19:28Not everything can go back to exactly the way it was.
19:30I know.
19:31The hemline on the original shorts is a PR nightmare waiting to happen.
19:35I actually really like the new look.
19:36It makes me feel alive.
19:41Fine, Julia.
19:42You win.
19:44We'll go with your new age space pajamas.
19:47Can we please just add a little pink to them?
19:50Some sort of not to the past?
19:52Actually, a little reference sounds fun.
19:54Good.
19:55Look at that.
19:56We compromised.
19:57Oh, my God.
19:57I'm so proud of us.
19:59More to come.
20:01I told you.
20:03We've got a productive working relationship.
20:05Because we're honest with each other.
20:09Okay.
20:10Which wasn't always the case.
20:11Kelly.
20:13¡Qué linda!
20:15Ay, Lolo.
20:16Gracias por darme tu hora de descanso para hablar con él.
20:19No, no te apures.
20:21Igual solo iba a empezar un nuevo libro que compré.
20:23Doctor Spock's Baby and Child Care.
20:26Supuestamente es el único libro de paternidad que uno necesita.
20:31Cuando lo termine voy a tener esto de ser mamá dominada.
20:38Pues...
20:39Ay, Lolo.
20:41Es que llevo un tiempo, guardan un secreto y ya no aguanto más.
20:46No me digas que estás embarazada.
20:49Me muero.
20:50Nuestros hijitos pueden ser mejores amigos.
20:52O amantes.
20:53O los dos.
20:54No, no, no es eso.
20:58Julia told Lorena everything about how I really got done Pablo's job.
21:03And how I had the instinct to walk away from it all.
21:05Asà que hoy mismo voy a ir con Vera.
21:07Y le voy a decir que renuncio.
21:08But then, I took Vera's offer anyway.
21:11Vamos a lograr muchas cosas juntos.
21:12Ay, no sé, ya no sé ni qué pensar.
21:16Como que quiero pensar que Máximo es el tipo de hombre
21:19que va a hacer las cosas bien,
21:20pero en momentos como estos es como que...
21:23No sé qué decirte, Julia.
21:26Pero creo que deberÃas de ser honesta con Máximo.
21:30SÃ.
21:31ConfÃa en que pueden resolverlo juntos.
21:34SÃ.
21:36Además, eres la peor escondiendo tus sentimientos.
21:40Ese verano que me corté el pleco,
21:42yo sola no me pudiste ver a los ojos.
21:44Ni una sola vez.
21:46Amiga preciosa, es una alpaca.
21:48Qué mala.
21:50Ay, Lolo.
21:53Gracias.
21:54No, ¿y qué?
21:55No me aguanta, voy a explotar.
21:56No, ¿ya te sientes mejor?
21:57SÃ, pero prométeme que no le vas a decir
22:00absolutamente a nadie.
22:01No, esto queda tremendo.
22:02No, no, no.
22:03¿Por qué huele a romeritos de otra mujer en mi hogar?
22:14Usted me vio preparando los mÃos.
22:16¿Ah, s�
22:17Se me ha de haber olvidado, fÃjate.
22:19Ya ves, por mi condición mental.
22:23Además, los mÃos son mejores.
22:26No hay nada mejor.
22:28Romeritos es groso.
22:29Es solo mole y seedweed,
22:31que es básicamente grasa.
22:33Pues, fÃjese que no se va a poder, doña Rosita.
22:35No se pueden servir dos romeritos diferentes
22:37en una misma posada.
22:38¿Cómo no?
22:39Que la gente decida.
22:41Madre, deja ese pasto.
22:43Mira, esta es la cocina de mi esposa,
22:47no la tuya.
22:49Y aunque los dos hayamos estado de acuerdo
22:50en que te vinieras a vivir aquÃ,
22:52no por eso vas a venir a intimidarnos en nuestra casa.
22:54Ella decide qué platillo se sirve y punto.
22:58No lo puedo creer.
23:00Ni yo.
23:00Mi único hijo hablarme asÃ.
23:03A mi edad.
23:06Ay, además,
23:07¿quién compra una piñata de payaso para una posada?
23:11Me voy a mi cuarto.
23:12Era la única que habÃa.
23:16Era esta o una del chavo del ocho.
23:21I'm looking for Lorena del Pilar Molina de Reyes.
23:25It's time for her to check out.
23:27Dr. Spock is messing with my mind.
23:30I've been reading this all day,
23:32and as it turns out,
23:33baby and child care,
23:35it is a very big deal.
23:37Don't worry.
23:38You're just tired from working.
23:39I'm going to give you a food robe
23:41that is going to make you feel like
23:42you could carry this baby for another hundred months.
23:45No, that we want that.
23:47The baby will grow a mustache.
23:50Like my sister Inés.
23:51I just, I feel overloaded.
24:07Tiene como frito, no?
24:08Tiene algo para tapar.
24:09Ah, mira.
24:10A ver, let me help you.
24:12There's a whole section in the book
24:14on how to wrap a baby in a blanket.
24:16I think she's thirsty.
24:17Yeah, let's give her some water.
24:19It's just such a big responsibility
24:22keeping another living thing alive.
24:24If only there was like a small, simple trial run
24:28we could do to test our parenting skills.
24:31It would take Memo and Lorena a while
24:32to realize that taking care of Kelinda
24:34was just the test that they needed.
24:36But sadly, they took her home
24:38before Dulce and I could get to her first.
24:43We spent all night looking for that dog,
24:45and by the next morning,
24:47Dulce and I had reached rock bottom.
24:49I don't get it.
24:50If I were Kelinda,
24:51this is exactly where I'd be.
24:52It's a wonder light of bacon.
24:55Just think about how many
24:56still usable lamps are in here.
24:59I'm going to take this one back to bed.
25:00I'm so sorry, Don Maximo.
25:02I was just trying to help
25:03to show you that I would never let you down.
25:05It's okay, Dulce.
25:06No one can ever question your commitment
25:07looking for that sneaky little...
25:09Hey! Hey!
25:11Where did you find that dog?
25:12You mean this hellhound?
25:14Yes, that one!
25:15We took her home
25:16to practice our parenting skills,
25:18but she kept us up all night.
25:20She peed and pooped everywhere.
25:23There's still some on me.
25:25I can't smell it.
25:26Where is it?
25:27Well, maybe she wouldn't have gotten onto you
25:29if you didn't freak her out.
25:31Lorena wanted her to cry herself to sleep.
25:33I mean, what kind of monster does that?
25:34Dr. Spock.
25:36That's who.
25:37How are we going to work experience
25:38if we can't even get this right?
25:40We came in early to make the adoption flyers.
25:42The only choice is to responsibly rehome Gertrude.
25:45Actually, I've been looking for something to love.
25:48Really?
25:49You used to feed the family dog crayons.
25:51I used to feed them to you, too.
25:54Now give me the perrita.
25:59Come on, Gertrude.
26:00As it turns out,
26:01Dulce and I weren't the only ones
26:03who had pull an all-nighter.
26:04You were a ridiculous type.
26:07Sue me.
26:08What the hell, boys?
26:10I've been waiting over an hour for you to show up.
26:12You come empty-handed,
26:13dressed like keyboardists.
26:15My queen, my queen, my queen.
26:17You know, I hate to keep you waiting,
26:19but I assure you,
26:21you won't be mad for long.
26:23Your eyes on the inside
26:24just became Vera's right-hand men.
26:27You're mixing metaphors, darling.
26:30First your eyes,
26:31then your both right hands
26:32of what I assume is a three-armed man.
26:34What is happening?
26:35Well, Senor Vera needed our professional take
26:37on several VIP experiences.
26:38First, we got these rad suits,
26:40and then we took a spin on his catamaran.
26:42No, no, no.
26:43Before that, we rode the horses.
26:44Oh, then it was the catamaran,
26:46and then it was the island,
26:47which was not an island, but a dance club,
26:49where the DJ was Siegfried and Roy.
26:51And after that,
26:53we smoked cigarellas in his penthouse
26:54and buried the time caps on the beach.
26:56I put my baby teeth in there, Mom.
26:58I'm sorry.
26:58What are you talking about?
27:00Well, I had teeth before these teeth.
27:02No, I mean what happened to our plan.
27:05You were supposed to get the vials.
27:06But we don't need those anymore.
27:07Now that we are Mr. Vera's confidants,
27:09we have him in the palm of our hands.
27:12More like the other way around.
27:14Oh, can't you see you've both been made?
27:16Vera must have seen right through your original plan
27:19and sent you on some kind of boondoggle
27:21to buy your loyalty.
27:22Pondro would never do that.
27:24We took a blood oath.
27:25You're proving my point.
27:26If I wanted something done right,
27:27I should have done it myself.
27:28I'll take it from here, boys.
27:32And those were my teeth to bury.
27:34Yeah, I've done it all planned.
27:38If we use the system of irrigation,
27:40we can infiltrate, let's leave a Kelly
27:41and leave it to us that we detect them.
27:43And if we catch them, I'm going to get the blame.
27:46Tell me to my family that I love.
27:47Let us go, Inés.
27:50Hey!
27:51Hold on!
27:52Kelly!
27:55Kelly!
27:55As stressful as it had been,
28:12I learned some valuable lessons that day.
28:14The first was that the most simple solution
28:16is often the best.
28:20Nuevamente, de verdad,
28:22muchas gracias por encontrar a la Kelly y traerla.
28:25No me puedo imaginar cómo le hizo
28:27para llegar tan lejos.
28:30Incluso llegué a pensar que podÃa haber mano negra.
28:33Pero atreverte a robar esta preciosidad,
28:37a menos que estés bien loco.
28:40O loca.
28:42Es un mundo nuevo, señor.
28:46¿Dónde estaba esta versión de ti
28:48el otro dÃa que viniste bien gallito
28:50luego, luego a negociar?
28:52Solo no querÃa parecer débil.
28:56La amabilidad no es una debilidad, muchacho.
29:00Es que don Pablo siempre me pareció rudo, firme.
29:04Solo querÃa llenar sus zapatos.
29:06Don Pablo te parecÃa rudo.
29:08Si yo le daba buen precio
29:09porque nos trataba a todos los proveedores como amigos.
29:13Tú no sabes la cantidad de veces
29:15que él y yo caminamos estos campos.
29:17Mira, yo sé que seguramente hubo una lucha
29:23para que tú te convirtieras en el nuevo patrón.
29:27Y te voy a decir una cosa.
29:30Aunque hayas tenido que sacar el colmillo,
29:33una cosa es conseguir una chamba
29:35y otra cosa muy distinta es conservar la chamba.
29:39¿Qué?
29:42Mi mamá está tratando de servir sus romeritos
30:00sobre mi cadáver.
30:01No, espérate, espérate.
30:03Déjalo, déjalo.
30:04Yo le dije que podÃa, mi amor.
30:06Gracias por defenderme hace rato.
30:08Ahà todo rudote, zarandeando al pobre payaso ese.
30:11Yo creo que eso era lo único que necesitaba, mi amor,
30:14la verdad.
30:15Más que andar sirviendo el patrón ese que a nadie le gusta.
30:17Mejor eso se lo dejamos a ella.
30:19SÃ.
30:19¿Estás segura?
30:20SÃ.
30:21Ay, eres tan noble como guapa.
30:23Ahora solo tengo que pensar cómo hacerle
30:25para no probar los romeritos de mi mamá.
30:27El pasto que consigue es acate del parque.
30:30¿Listo?
30:34¡Zaris!
30:35Hola.
30:37Oye, ¿sabes dónde está Máximo?
30:39Se saltó toda la preparación de la fiesta.
30:41¿Tienes idea cuánta caña le tengo que meter
30:42a las pompas de este amigo?
30:44¿Cómo no ha llegado?
30:46Ay, lo está buscando todo el dÃa.
30:48Bueno, va a buscar.
30:50Gracias.
30:51A ver.
30:52Siguen dándole vueltas al asunto.
30:54Van a matar mi espÃritu navideño.
30:56Pues es que, ¿cómo vamos a cuidar a un bebé
30:58si ni siquiera podemos cuidar a un perrito?
31:01¿Quieren saber el secreto de la paternidad?
31:04Aquà está.
31:09Está vacÃo.
31:10Exacto.
31:11No hay secreto.
31:12Muchos de los padres que conozco
31:14se mueren de miedo al principio.
31:16Y luego, luego, van agarrando la onda poco a poco.
31:19Asà les va a pasar igualito a ustedes.
31:22Oye, espérate.
31:23Pero ese no es uno de los regalos falsos esos del lobby.
31:27Ay, Lupe, están vacÃos.
31:28¿Por qué te los sigues robando?
31:32Ya no está vacÃo.
31:35¡Nora!
31:36¡Te traje un regalo!
31:40Ay, no, tu tÃa.
31:42Digo, igualmente tiene razón, ¿eh?
31:45No nos vamos a convertir en expertos en un dÃa.
31:47SÃ.
31:49¿Y qué si no pudimos cuidar un bebé peludo que hace pipà en cuatro?
31:54Nuestros hijos van a ser una combinación de ti y de mÃ.
31:58Asà que van a ser unos tiernos rayitos de zona.
32:00¿Qué?
32:01SÃ.
32:01SÃ.
32:09¿Por qué te sientes en m�
32:11No, no, no, no.
32:11No, no, no.
32:13No, no, no, no.
32:14No, no, no.
32:15older siblings but you you're wearing black skinny jeans at the beach um just because i
32:24suffer from anxiety and i choose to wear a more withdrawn color palette doesn't mean i don't
32:29contain joy also just so you know i've been taking notes on my phone all day and youtube
32:35taught me how to make this is that a zebra made from two intertwining towels and her young
32:46also the waterfall is working now by the way
32:56okay mr reyes now i can see the joy maybe you're pool boy material after all
33:03thank you
33:18it was time for the posada song my mom handed out songbooks and divided everyone into two groups
33:24the hosts who go inside and the rest who stayed outside they trade verses until the host opens
33:30the door to let those seeking shelter in a symbol of their warmth and hospitality
33:39no sabes el dÃa de locos que tuve
33:41qué tal va esto todo bien sà sÃ
33:46la verdad que no máximo tenemos que hablar
33:51he intentado olvidar lo que pasó con vera pero
33:53no he podido no tienes que hacerlo la verdad yo también habÃa evitado hablar de esto pero
33:59no hay mejor momento que ahora no me enorgullece no haber cumplido mi palabra yo sé que dije que me
34:05iba pero cuando vera me ofreció el trabajo enfrente de mi familia después de tanto tiempo de soñarlo no pude decir que no
34:11amor eso es lo que me preocupa que en momentos como eso siempre vas a escuelo y trabajo
34:17órale maxi julia literal nos estamos cargando
34:23yo sé que no tengo el mejor historial pero créeme quedarme en las colinas no solo es por negocio
34:27he visto cómo opera el señor vera ahora tengo que retener el puesto para proteger al staff a nuestros amigos que siempre han estado para mÃ
34:35te entiendo amor de verdad yo le prometo que vas a seguir siendo ese
34:45hombre maravilloso y fiel que conozco sÃ
34:51después hablamos ya por lo menos quedo más tranquila que todo salió a la luz
35:03everything looked like it was going to be okay with julia so i was excited to head in for some of that warmth and hospitality
35:14Diane y don Pablo máximo los echaron por tu culpa no me esperaba esto de ti
35:24no entiendo solo tu y Memo sabÃa cómo centraron ellos
35:28no sé
35:31no sé
35:34Triselt Paco
35:35was a bit of a gossip
35:36the news of me helping vera take over the hotel
35:39spread like wildfire throughout the party
35:41unlike any game of telephone
35:43by the time it got to Hector
35:45I had apparently embezzled money from the kids club too
35:48I stole the phone tapas to
35:50I stole the phone tapas to
35:52no
35:53no
35:58no
36:00no
36:01no
36:02just
36:03it
36:05Buenos dÃas, ¿cómo está?
36:08Respuesto que hay con sÃ, con sal.
36:11O mi hamburguesa es bebe a mÃ.
36:13Por su hundidor, qué cara gris.
36:15¡No puedo!
36:20¡Márchame, márchame ya!
36:35¡Márchame, márchame ya!
36:49Rebido el paso, precaución.
36:52El disco rojo renastó.
36:55Tres tistes tigres intrigan.
36:58Rujera, jungla de metal.
37:00¡No puedo!
37:05Rujera, jungla de metal.
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