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Two private girls' school cliques, one rebellious, the other pristine-join forces to expose their corrupt headmaster who videotapes the girls in their rooms with a hidden surveillance camera and sells drugs on the side.
A young woman is forced to attend a posh finishing school in the Mediterranean. She vents her anger by rebelling against the cruel and sicko headmaster. When she discovers that he has been secretly photographing them naked and profiting from the pictures, she rallies the other girls and gets revenge.
A young woman is forced to attend a posh finishing school in the Mediterranean. She vents her anger by rebelling against the cruel and sicko headmaster. When she discovers that he has been secretly photographing them naked and profiting from the pictures, she rallies the other girls and gets revenge.
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00:00:30calm down calm down do you want to hear this story or not well then hush surely
00:00:51surely we're not eating yet put down the cake knife surely the story begins far far away in
00:01:00the place where all good fairy tales start in Los Angeles there were two sisters Jenny the perfect
00:01:07one who woke up perfect every morning and Daphne the less than perfect one had to wake up to a
00:01:12perfect sister every morning
00:01:21standing in the middle of nowhere nobody wants me around they tell me girl you better take care
00:01:33the road you're on and leading down down down I don't care what they tell me I don't care what
00:01:42people say I don't buy what you're trying to sell me it's more fun living my own way
00:01:51hey girl think you're pretty smart your world gonna fall apart yeah yeah I'm pretty smart
00:02:02pretty smart
00:02:09people tell me that I'm lazy they say I'm breaking all their rules they say the way I act is crazy
00:02:26there's more to life than what you learn in school well I don't care what they tell me I don't care what
00:02:35people say I don't care what you're trying to say I don't care what you're trying to sell me it's more fun living my own way
00:02:42hey girl think you're pretty smart your world gonna fall apart yeah yeah I guess I'm pretty smart
00:02:57pretty smart
00:03:03your mother and I have talked about this and guess what we've decided
00:03:11come on it's not my fault I don't want me to be here either
00:03:37can't we yell any faster
00:03:53yes that's our castle and these are the girls who go to school there pretty aren't they
00:04:11Bruce we don't say nice hooters Shirley don't touch that cake
00:04:19welcome back
00:04:20welcome back
00:04:20Samantha
00:04:23good to see you
00:04:26shh here come the sisters
00:04:29you kids be quiet while I tell you the story
00:04:39hello
00:04:54hello you're Jennifer Ziegler
00:04:56yes I'm Richard Crawley the administrator we spoke on the phone how was your flight
00:05:00fine very nice would you excuse me of course
00:05:03yes I'm really looking forward to being here in Ogilvy
00:05:07I never want to see that outfit again
00:05:10eat shit
00:05:12to be continued
00:05:14he wants me
00:05:17is this bother you
00:05:36what about this
00:05:40and this
00:05:44Samantha
00:05:48Jessica
00:05:49you look fabulous
00:05:52who's that
00:05:54where's Hillary
00:05:55oh it's so awful
00:05:57she was stopped on her way home last semester
00:05:59and she was carrying drugs
00:06:01no
00:06:02like diet pills
00:06:05no
00:06:05real drugs
00:06:07so wouldn't you rather room with me
00:06:10no
00:06:11she doesn't have much stuff
00:06:12and I can use the extra closet space
00:06:14oh
00:06:14toodles
00:06:17what's that
00:06:19oh it's a uniform
00:06:21something Crowley came up with
00:06:23shows cleavage
00:06:24what the hell
00:06:25we don't have to wear them that often anyways
00:06:27just when he wants to impress someone
00:06:29who's Crowley
00:06:30the administrator
00:06:31or the Ken doll who's doing PR outside
00:06:34yeah
00:06:35Samantha
00:06:36Andrea
00:06:37fabulous
00:06:38heard about Hillary
00:06:40stunned
00:06:41just stunned
00:06:42who's that
00:06:44wouldn't you rather room with me
00:06:45no
00:06:45she doesn't have much stuff
00:06:47and I could use the extra closet space
00:06:49hi
00:06:52hi
00:06:53Yuko
00:06:54this is Tart
00:06:56you know Zero
00:06:57and you're
00:06:58Ziggler
00:06:59Ziggs
00:07:00well this place runs with stereotypes
00:07:02so I'm the smart one
00:07:03Zero's the tough but vulnerable one
00:07:05and Torch is
00:07:07the black one
00:07:08the worldly one
00:07:09what are you
00:07:09the quiet one
00:07:11can't be
00:07:12Avril's the quiet one
00:07:14this is it
00:07:17the big sleep
00:07:18first edition sign
00:07:19oh I was in London
00:07:20I was in London
00:07:20supposed to be buying clothes
00:07:21and I saw this
00:07:22I almost died
00:07:22of course I went on my clothes money
00:07:23but what the hell
00:07:24I go naked for Chandler
00:07:25don't worry
00:07:26she runs down after a while
00:07:28you better get dressed
00:07:29orientations and talents
00:07:30god I hate that word
00:07:32do you need help unpacking
00:07:33no I'm not going to be here
00:07:35very long
00:07:35Samantha
00:07:41no she doesn't mind
00:07:43rooming with me
00:07:44because I don't have
00:07:44too much stuff
00:07:45and she could use
00:07:46the extra closet space
00:07:47but where's Hillary
00:07:48she was eaten
00:07:49by missionaries
00:07:50our academy
00:07:56is well known
00:07:58for its love
00:07:59and caring
00:08:01for each other
00:08:03and this year
00:08:07we hope to see
00:08:08a rise
00:08:12in
00:08:13something
00:08:15unless it snows
00:08:20in which case
00:08:21there will be
00:08:22ducks
00:08:23for everyone
00:08:24as every year
00:08:28you girls
00:08:30will be expected
00:08:31to perform
00:08:33to perform
00:08:38to perform
00:08:40to perform
00:08:45to perform
00:08:49this of course
00:08:52is the infamous
00:08:52great hall
00:08:53in 1542
00:08:55in order to free
00:08:56himself from
00:08:57huge child support
00:08:58payments
00:08:58the count had his
00:09:0012 children
00:09:01locked in this very room
00:09:02with over 200
00:09:03rabbit bats
00:09:04ironically
00:09:05after the children's
00:09:06demise
00:09:06it became apparent
00:09:07that they were the
00:09:08cause of the
00:09:09marital problems
00:09:10and the count
00:09:11and the countess
00:09:11were soon reconciled
00:09:13thank you
00:09:16nathan
00:09:16thank you very much
00:09:18ready
00:09:18up this way please
00:09:20now i'd like to
00:09:22introduce our faculty
00:09:23professor raji
00:09:24languages
00:09:25mrs dollop
00:09:26history
00:09:28mr twill
00:09:30etiquette
00:09:31and social graces
00:09:31miss lacroche
00:09:33applied sciences
00:09:34and miss gentry
00:09:36literature
00:09:37and art studies
00:09:38before you begin
00:09:49your individual
00:09:50class orientation
00:09:51i have an
00:09:52announcement to make
00:09:53there will be a
00:09:54tv crew
00:09:54and accreditation
00:09:55committee here
00:09:56on wednesday
00:09:56i would like
00:09:57four of you
00:09:58to help me
00:09:59show them
00:10:00around this school
00:10:00to represent
00:10:02aquabee
00:10:02samantha
00:10:09andrea
00:10:13jessica
00:10:15and inga
00:10:17i'm sorry
00:10:21inga svensson
00:10:22yes
00:10:26well one of you
00:10:27will be in the
00:10:28gardens tomorrow
00:10:29morning at 8 30
00:10:30in uniform please
00:10:31thank you all
00:10:34very much
00:10:35nice deal
00:10:59thanks
00:11:00hello ladies
00:11:07hi mr crawley
00:11:08hi mr crawley
00:11:12thank you
00:11:15this is english class
00:11:21i read
00:11:23how lovely you look
00:11:26today
00:11:26how lovely you look
00:11:29today
00:11:30now you
00:11:32please can you
00:11:34repeat the same phrase
00:11:35how lovely you look
00:11:37today
00:11:37no
00:11:38how lovely you look
00:11:40today
00:11:41how lovely you look
00:11:42Today.
00:11:43No, no, no.
00:11:44Today.
00:11:45Today.
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48I continue.
00:11:49Your teeth are like stars.
00:11:52They come out every night.
00:11:55Your teeth are like stars.
00:11:58They come out every night.
00:12:03Those are the yaas.
00:12:05Yaas?
00:12:06Yaas, sweet.
00:12:07Ya, yaa.
00:12:08They agreed to do everything.
00:12:09They're kind of boring, but they're wrong playing.
00:12:11Yukes are token racist.
00:12:13Hey, they do.
00:12:14When's the last time you heard a Swedish joke?
00:12:18Those are Crowley's favorites.
00:12:20The preens for supreme.
00:12:23Ya, that's what they say, but it's really because they preen all the time.
00:12:28And because their blow dryers sound like preen.
00:12:32Then there's us.
00:12:34The subs.
00:12:35Preen say it's for subhumanoids.
00:12:38We say it's for subculture.
00:12:48Miss Althaus, the tango is already a dying act.
00:12:53It doesn't need your help.
00:12:57He just showed up one day.
00:12:59He must know somebody.
00:13:01Miss Van Houten, excuse me.
00:13:06What is that you have in your mouth?
00:13:09Miss Van Houten?
00:13:11Is that caviar, Miss Van Houten?
00:13:14Well, I certainly hope you brought enough for everyone, Miss Van Houten.
00:13:21Okay.
00:13:22Take five, everyone.
00:13:23Please.
00:13:25Sex can be a pleasurable thing.
00:13:27Blissful, even fun.
00:13:30On the other hand, it can easily become an undurable Kafkaesque nightmare.
00:13:35But it doesn't really matter, as long as it serves its purpose.
00:13:39We'll be using my texts, Sex, Your Best Weapon, and The Machiavellian Orgas.
00:13:51Today, we'll begin with some visual aids.
00:13:54Oh, God.
00:13:55Oh, God.
00:13:56Oh, God.
00:13:57Oh, God.
00:14:07Miss Weiss?
00:14:08Soup spoon.
00:14:09Very well.
00:14:13And this one?
00:14:14Miss Van Houten?
00:14:16Salad fork.
00:14:17Salad fork?
00:14:19Does this look like a salad fork, you silly cow?
00:14:23Okay, you look dead, so let's cut the crap.
00:14:33There will be no book lists, no lesson plans.
00:14:38The one thing I do want you to do this semester, though, is read.
00:14:42Three books, your choice.
00:14:45Now, most of you know that here at Aucleby, you have to take your education into your own hands, otherwise...
00:14:50This, of course, is the infamous bishop's quarters.
00:14:53It was in this very room that a 17th century notorious bishop had intimate relations with, as it were, a Great Dane.
00:15:00Of course, the relationship was doomed from the beginning. The dog was agnostic.
00:15:04Oh!
00:15:05Okay, for those of you wondering what that's all about, uh, Count Hawk, who leases us this castle, runs those tours through to defray his costs.
00:15:19He's tried to break the lease since, but...
00:15:21Oh, it's a long story. Anyway, what it comes down to is that we're probably gonna get thrown out of here this year.
00:15:26Tell them about the goats.
00:15:29That's the lease. Four goats a year. I don't know.
00:15:33Anyway, you can go. But remember, read.
00:15:36More will be required of you in life than knowing which fork to use at a formal dinner.
00:15:42Nice stew.
00:15:43You know, my sister went here about five years ago. They had really great teachers.
00:15:52But then there was some kind of money trouble. Crawley appeared. He started getting people no one else would have.
00:15:57Well, who's she? She seems so normal.
00:15:59She's okay. She went to school here a long time ago. Like ten years ago.
00:16:04She couldn't make it on the outside. She came back to school, said she wanted to teach. So I gave her a job.
00:16:18No, she's not very grateful. What should I do about that?
00:16:22I'm sure you'll think of something.
00:16:24Perhaps you should be a little more careful.
00:16:30After dinner, drink.
00:16:34How do they put it away like that and not get huge?
00:17:02Look at you.
00:17:04Round trip and mail ticket.
00:17:24I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. Really.
00:17:32Look, Sub, this is preen business, so why don't you just crawl back to your table?
00:17:39Somebody ought to get that bitch off drugs.
00:18:02You're good.
00:18:03No, you should go back to your table.
00:18:06You're out of paper.
00:18:08You're out of paper.
00:18:09You're out of paper.
00:18:24I'm upside down.
00:18:26it's tobacco where'd you learn that my brothers are you okay
00:18:36look i know you're gonna do whatever you want but if you screw with crawley he's just gonna
00:18:42come down hardly the rest of us look all i want to do is get out of here and the harder i push
00:18:47him the sooner i'll be gone you won't have to put up with me anyway besides he's a wuss what's
00:18:54he gonna do
00:19:24so
00:19:27so
00:19:31so
00:19:38so
00:19:45so
00:19:52yes
00:20:09caris
00:20:12sir
00:20:14how many kilos
00:20:16fine
00:20:19shit shit
00:20:42just get out subs aren't supposed to be here get out or i'll tell mr come be a dweeb where's jenny
00:20:57she's not here just get out i have to get ready to be on tv oh with mr crawley great good luck
00:21:12there has been some criticism of the ockleby system our curriculum has been disparagingly referred to as minimalist but what others regard as our weakness we here know to be our strength
00:21:27other schools are forced to construct their curricula on foundations of speculation and indecision their educational needs dictated by ever-changing wind
00:21:34because of this those schools are forced to offer a scattered curriculum a bit of this a bit of that and the students rush from from one form of discipline to the next trying to find the one that fits
00:21:49by maintaining close contact with our alumni we have ascertained the specific needs of our students this is disgusting and have been able to strip away all that is superfluous
00:22:04this may not find favor among the academics but the public response is clear our enrollment is up 20 percent
00:22:25thank you
00:22:27miss fencing would you like to share some of your ockleby stories
00:22:33my experience at ockleby helped me to grow this school and the fine leadership of mr crowdy have made the last three years
00:23:01i think you may have something of mine and if you do not return it right now i'll kill you
00:23:08let us all go into the castle now please
00:23:14the castle itself is very much a part of the ockleby approach not only does it serve as living quarters but its paintings sculptures its architecture make it an invaluable cultural and educational resource
00:23:21this way please
00:23:43the question is does ogleby work this is daphne's ignorant
00:23:50daphne is a selfish spoiled ignorant child her parents have written her off as having no future but we're not ready to give up on her
00:23:58at ogleby we feel that she can become a normal functioning human being in our system this transient lowlife will soon give blossom to a beautiful elegant rose
00:24:13cut
00:24:20this of course is the ritual burning of the students clothing to ward off evil spirits in the castle
00:24:28uh-huh
00:24:35no i don't think the price at all excessive
00:24:49considering that she's a granddaughter of a supreme court justice
00:24:52yes
00:24:53in the shower
00:24:56in the room
00:24:57everything
00:24:58yes
00:25:00and there's some new tapes you might be interested in
00:25:04no it's still the same arrangement
00:25:07you can come here to inspect the merchandise
00:25:09or you can purchase them on scene
00:25:11right
00:25:12look it's not as though we're talking about a used automobile
00:25:18yes
00:25:20you let me know when you've made your decision
00:25:24come in
00:25:29may I help you?
00:25:32Mr. Crawley
00:25:35uh...I just wanted to apologize for everything I've done
00:25:45I understand why you did what you did
00:25:48all my life I've always been different
00:25:52and all I ever wanted to be was like everybody else
00:25:56but all I wanted to be was normal like everybody else
00:26:00it never works
00:26:02I'm sorry
00:26:10I was wondering if there was anything I could do
00:26:12to try and make up for what I've done
00:26:17there is something Daphne
00:26:21next week is the tennis tournament and luncheon
00:26:24there's some boys from Burnside Academy that come here and play a little tennis with the girls
00:26:29it's mainly public relations but the girls seem to enjoy it
00:26:32I'd like you to handle the lunch arrangements
00:26:35catering atmosphere etc
00:26:37Mr. Crawley that would be great
00:26:39but are you sure you'd feel comfortable with giving me that much responsibility
00:26:43I mean I'd understand if you didn't want to
00:26:46no Daphne
00:26:49I'm very confident that you could handle this
00:26:53no Daphne
00:26:56thank you
00:26:59do guys stay the night?
00:27:01yeah
00:27:02you'd think Crawley would figure out what goes on
00:27:04they're rich
00:27:06gorgeous
00:27:07not too smart but
00:27:09does this bother you?
00:27:13a little
00:27:15a little
00:27:16good
00:27:17I mean good that you told me
00:27:18Hilary was really competitive
00:27:20wow
00:27:21so we both walked around like that all the time
00:27:23I hated it
00:27:32that's at three o'clock
00:27:33three o'clock
00:27:34three o'clock
00:27:35hang on
00:27:36go with my racket
00:27:37you gave me an awful easy
00:27:39what are you up to?
00:27:40nothing
00:27:41just decided Crawley was right
00:27:42that's all
00:27:43oh shit
00:27:45hey he's a babe
00:27:48cute butt
00:27:49Peter
00:27:50don't bother
00:27:51everybody's trying to scam on him
00:27:53he must be gay
00:27:54Cawler
00:27:55Avril's pretty good
00:27:56is she in the tournament?
00:27:57he's that idea
00:27:58it's strictly Preen
00:27:59Crawley said it was a PR thing
00:28:01yeah
00:28:02Preen relief
00:28:03he brings in the Burnside boys
00:28:04so that Preen can give their vibrators a rest
00:28:06Daphne
00:28:07are the arrangements coming?
00:28:09oh great Mr. Crawley
00:28:10I think we're gonna have something really special here
00:28:12I'm looking forward to it
00:28:16great Mr. Crawley
00:28:17I think we're gonna have something very special here
00:28:22hey
00:28:23yeah
00:28:24nothing
00:28:26forget it
00:28:35you see?
00:28:36just like a handshake
00:28:37good
00:28:38Daphne
00:28:39now I can count on you guys
00:28:40yes
00:28:41guess what?
00:28:42I called mom and dad
00:28:43you called them without telling me?
00:28:44I called them and I told them what Crawley did
00:28:45they said you can go home
00:28:46they're wiring the money for a ticket
00:28:47jeez Jen I don't think I wanna go home
00:28:48kinda like it here
00:28:49people are so nice and I'm learning so much
00:28:50okay look I don't know what you're up to but this is something I've wanted for a long time
00:28:54and I don't know why you wanna screw it up for me
00:28:55I don't wanna screw you up Jen I just wanna be like you
00:28:57you're not going are you?
00:28:58fuck you
00:28:59fuck you?
00:29:01fuck you
00:29:21fuck you
00:29:23So, you sold out.
00:29:33Excuse me, my English is bad.
00:29:36How would you say this in English, please?
00:29:38My dog...
00:29:40My dog...
00:29:42Has unusually low...
00:29:44Has any?
00:29:46Unusually low...
00:29:48Unusually low...
00:29:50Testosterone level.
00:29:52Testosterone level, thank you.
00:29:56That wasn't very nice. Somebody's gotta do it.
00:30:03These will give some pertinent information about the burn side, gentlemen.
00:30:06Family background, net worth, etc.
00:30:09As every year after the tennis tournament,
00:30:11the boys will be joining us for dinner,
00:30:13and then spending the night in the East Wing.
00:30:15I'm sure you all deport yourselves appropriately.
00:30:18And do remember that while boys don't like to lose,
00:30:21neither do they like to be made aware that they're being allowed to win.
00:30:27Enjoy yourselves, ladies.
00:30:35Hi, Martha.
00:30:37You look cute.
00:30:39Oh, good.
00:30:41I'll take Old Men, you take Publishing.
00:30:45I'll take Old Men, you take Publishing.
00:31:09I'm so hot.
00:31:12Hi, I'm Samantha.
00:31:13We're thinking of having her spayed.
00:31:16I think we're paired for a match.
00:31:18That's nice.
00:31:22Hey, you're funny.
00:31:25Yes.
00:31:26No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
00:31:28How'd you like to spend some time with me?
00:31:30With you?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:31No.
00:31:33Oh.
00:31:33No, no, no.
00:31:38Claire!
00:31:41Claire!
00:31:47New balls, please!
00:31:49I got the last board.
00:32:13Are we having fun yet?
00:32:15Of course it could be arranged.
00:32:18Jessica!
00:32:19I'd like you to meet Mr. Moore.
00:32:22Hello.
00:32:22Oh, you remind me of my father.
00:32:27So, your family's in publishing.
00:32:30Telephone books.
00:32:31That must be interesting.
00:32:33I guess.
00:32:34How do you like Burnside?
00:32:35It's okay.
00:32:36Play a lot of tennis?
00:32:37Some.
00:32:38You want to make mad, passionate love like crazed animals
00:32:41until drained we collapse into two piles of sweaty, heaving flesh?
00:32:45Sure.
00:32:45American food.
00:32:58Oh.
00:32:58How clean.
00:32:59There's a lot of coaches.
00:33:01Take it all.
00:33:02Oh, my God.
00:33:05Ah.
00:33:06Interesting spread, Mr. Crowley.
00:33:12Have you seen your sister?
00:33:14No.
00:33:14Oh, my God.
00:33:40Ingrid, I'd like you to meet Ms. Gillingham and Mr. Perez.
00:33:49Hello, my dog has an unusually low testosterone level, yeah?
00:34:05This is getting interesting.
00:34:07Don't everybody panic.
00:34:08We are professional musicians.
00:34:23Oh, splendid, splendid.
00:34:27Different sorts of girls, isn't it?
00:34:28Sure.
00:34:29A rose, bud.
00:34:42You got it.
00:34:43Yeah.
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:46A rose, bud.
00:34:49You got it.
00:34:50You got it.
00:34:51Yeah.
00:34:52Really.
00:34:53Great.
00:34:54Wow!
00:34:55Yeah, wow, wow!
00:34:56Yeah, wow.
00:34:57Yeah, wow!
00:34:58Woo!
00:34:59Woo!
00:35:00Woo!
00:35:01Woo!
00:35:01Woo!
00:35:02Woo!
00:35:03Woo!
00:35:04Now, this of course is, I don't know what the hell this is.
00:35:11Now, this, of course, is...
00:35:19I don't know what the hell this is.
00:35:29My dog has a hugely low testosterone level.
00:35:41It's a kind of a groovy castle.
00:35:53I've got one.
00:35:55My dad had a castle like this.
00:35:57You're with me.
00:35:59I'm not gonna do that.
00:36:01No, no, come on, honey.
00:36:03Yes, you.
00:36:05Can I leave my shorts off?
00:36:07Bullshit. Doesn't anyone have any soul fit?
00:36:09Good God.
00:36:11So, Daphne, why didn't you tell us what you were up to?
00:36:13We could've helped you.
00:36:14I don't know.
00:36:15I didn't want to get anybody else in trouble.
00:36:17My ass.
00:36:18You just want a lot of credit.
00:36:19You're right.
00:36:21It was my fight.
00:36:22I owed Crawley one.
00:36:23Right.
00:36:24Now you're gonna run home while the rest of us pay for it.
00:36:26No, I'm staying.
00:36:28This place isn't so bad now that I'm here.
00:36:30Please.
00:36:31Besides, Crawley isn't gonna do shit.
00:36:33We kicked his ass.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:35Where'd you take out that band?
00:36:36They were so 70.
00:36:37What happened to you?
00:36:38Yeah, and who blew up all those balloons?
00:36:39Gold card.
00:36:40What is that, your preen imitation?
00:36:44No, that's my me imitation.
00:36:46Want to see my preen imitation?
00:36:47Yeah.
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49Are you done yet?
00:36:50Hey, screw the preens.
00:36:51We're having fun.
00:36:52Well, that was fun.
00:36:53Shut up.
00:36:54Well, hell, if you're all gonna mow.
00:36:55Absolutely.
00:36:56This will kill your appetite.
00:36:57What is this, porn?
00:36:58Grumpled foreskin.
00:36:59Put it on.
00:37:00Vante.
00:37:01Hey, how are you?
00:37:02Huh.
00:37:03Oh, true.
00:37:04I'm not that much fun.
00:37:05I'm not that much fun.
00:37:06Shut up.
00:37:07Well, hell, if you're all gonna mow.
00:37:08Absolutely.
00:37:09This will kill your appetite.
00:37:10What is this, porn?
00:37:11Grumpled foreskin.
00:37:12Put it on.
00:37:13Vante.
00:37:25Hey, how are you?
00:37:27Huh.
00:37:28Oh, Trip.
00:37:37I was so worried.
00:37:38Oh, Ryan.
00:37:40Trip, that wouldn't hurt you.
00:37:42I don't know about this.
00:37:44The doctor said no sex for a week.
00:37:46Maybe life after that match today.
00:37:52Oh, no, not there!
00:38:00Interesting choice.
00:38:01I thought you'd like it.
00:38:12I thought you'd like it.
00:38:42I thought you'd like it.
00:39:12Okay, baby.
00:39:26Ready?
00:39:26Oh, you've got hair on your back.
00:39:35How does it work?
00:39:45We put the merchandise in one of the girls' suitcases, and in Paris our customs contact picks up the bag and makes sure it's in this place.
00:39:52Simple as that.
00:39:53The simplicity is what makes it effective.
00:39:55And your success rate?
00:39:56And your success rate?
00:39:57Only one minor shipment's been lost in three years.
00:40:00Impressed.
00:40:01Who will carry the package?
00:40:02Choose one.
00:40:04Here's one.
00:40:13But how do you control that many girls?
00:40:16It's very easy.
00:40:17It's very easy.
00:40:18Just divide.
00:40:19Common.
00:40:22What are they watching?
00:40:23Doesn't it hurt the guy when you do that?
00:40:27Why would it hurt?
00:40:28No, I mean, it's like she's inflating him.
00:40:30Where does all the air go?
00:40:32You don't blow, silly.
00:40:35You suck.
00:40:36You suck.
00:40:37You suck?
00:40:38No way.
00:40:39Well, then what happens when he...
00:40:42I don't believe this conversation.
00:40:44Use your imagination.
00:40:49That's disgusting.
00:40:53What about you, Averyal?
00:40:54You're awful quiet.
00:40:55I don't know much.
00:40:57Zigs.
00:41:01Well, there was this guy once, and I liked him and he liked me, but he was pretty shy about putting out.
00:41:06And?
00:41:08Well, one night I put him on the spot and he got tense, so I just got tired of him.
00:41:12Tough guy, Ziggler.
00:41:20Oh, Tripp.
00:41:27Hey, look at me. I've dropped your mark.
00:41:29Oh, my God.
00:41:36Ew, you look at the cottage cheese on her thighs.
00:41:39Is all porn this clinical?
00:41:41Boring.
00:41:42That's why we've got fast forward.
00:41:46That's how fast most guys do it.
00:41:49Hey, what are they...
00:41:50He's not going to...
00:41:52He had hair on his back.
00:42:06I've had more romantic evenings with the turkey baster.
00:42:09Then again, turkey basters aren't worth $12 million.
00:42:12Good morning, ladies.
00:42:15I hope you all enjoyed yourselves yesterday.
00:42:18We can all thank Miss Ziggler for the unique entertainment.
00:42:22Now I have a surprise for you.
00:42:25This afternoon, you'll be leaving for a day in Paris.
00:42:31Unfortunately, not all of you will be going.
00:42:34This little cultural excursion is a reward for the girls who conducted themselves appropriately yesterday.
00:42:43And we all know who those girls are, don't we?
00:42:45Yes, we do.
00:42:47The rest of you will remain here attending classes.
00:42:51I'll be here to make sure of that.
00:42:54Again, we can all thank Miss Ziggler.
00:42:57Thank you, Miss Ziggler.
00:43:00Now I believe some of you have packing to do.
00:43:02We're packing to do.
00:43:05We're packing to do.
00:43:09You're so excited.
00:43:17I can't relate to...
00:43:18I love you so, girl.
00:43:19Come on.
00:43:28Have a wonderful trip, ladies.
00:43:36Have a wonderful trip, ladies.
00:43:41Try to make sure they have fun.
00:43:58Let's go.
00:44:28Yes.
00:44:44It arrived safely.
00:44:46Good.
00:44:48No, no, dollars, not francs.
00:44:52All right, thank you.
00:44:58What the hell with this?
00:45:04Come on.
00:45:05Come on.
00:45:21Ziggs!
00:45:22Come on, let's go.
00:45:35Come on.
00:45:36Come on.
00:45:51Come on.
00:45:55Okay, we forgive you.
00:46:11Oh, great, now that we're on a field trip?
00:46:13Well, yeah.
00:46:15You screwed things up when we were pissed, but...
00:46:18Well, now everything's okay, so you're okay.
00:46:21Well, don't you at least feel bad for making me feel like shit?
00:46:23No.
00:46:24Well, sometimes friends stomp friends.
00:46:27That's life.
00:46:41It was a Tuesday, and all was quiet on the peaceful Isle of Rhodes.
00:46:45Until...
00:46:47Schoolgirls from hell!
00:46:54It's a great day and night for the show to begin
00:47:06This band is really tight and these boys are gonna play it okay
00:47:12The saxophone playin' really burnin' can you feel the heat?
00:47:21Everybody's swayin' and they're turnin' to the rock of me
00:47:24Well...
00:47:27Come on in!
00:47:27What a saying!
00:47:29Come on, snakes!
00:47:29You're Mr. Good stuff!
00:47:31Cool is the rule!
00:47:33Just as happy as a boy to be
00:47:35At this kid's time
00:47:37We've fallen to rise
00:47:40Fallin' back
00:47:43Well, you know we're ever ready
00:47:47Ready as we'll ever be
00:47:49Our nerves are holding steady
00:47:53And we're headin' for a bit blue
00:47:55White chicks
00:48:00We've fallen to the test
00:48:01Let it go
00:48:04We know the time is
00:48:05Cause we're better than all the rest
00:48:08Well, we'll ever be rockin' all the dead to see
00:48:12Sin and comedy
00:48:15Just as happy as a boy can be
00:48:18And we're just inside
00:48:20We've fallen to rise
00:48:23Seems nice
00:48:24Isn't this nice?
00:48:26Zero, it's missing a horn
00:48:27So who looks at the horn?
00:48:29Mhmm
00:48:32Well, we'll just stop
00:48:32Oh, it's up
00:48:33Well, we just can't stop
00:48:35Very tasteful
00:48:36Mmhmm
00:48:38Look at what you guys get
00:48:40It's high
00:48:40Tasteful
00:48:41Let's go.
00:49:09This is so much better
00:49:10than a bunch of frog food.
00:49:13But Kali's gonna be pissed.
00:49:15For fuck him.
00:49:17For fuck him!
00:49:19You should stick together.
00:49:21Stick together!
00:49:23And you should work together
00:49:24with the preems.
00:49:25Let's not go overboard!
00:49:28Okay, okay, okay.
00:49:29True confession.
00:49:30True confession.
00:49:32True confession.
00:49:33Av, remember that
00:49:35twist and shout 45?
00:49:36Mean condition.
00:49:37Yeah, the one that got warped.
00:49:39I said, you know,
00:49:40it got that way.
00:49:40Yeah.
00:49:42Well, I lied.
00:49:44I left it sitting out in the sun
00:49:46and it got warped.
00:49:47I'm sorry.
00:49:51Oh, it's okay.
00:49:53True confession.
00:49:55True confession.
00:49:57Sex.
00:49:58True confession.
00:49:59Remember that story I told you
00:50:02about that guy I was mean to?
00:50:04Yeah.
00:50:06Well, it's true,
00:50:07except it's flip-flopped.
00:50:11I just did everything he wanted.
00:50:12And it really wasn't so bad
00:50:15because I really liked him.
00:50:16and one night he said he wanted to do it
00:50:20and I really didn't want to.
00:50:26But he sort of made me.
00:50:32So now I'm just me
00:50:33and I'll never do anything
00:50:35just because somebody wants me to, ever.
00:50:37Seems to me like you do
00:50:38exactly the opposite
00:50:39of what people expect you to do.
00:50:41What you want never enters into it.
00:50:48What's jam?
00:50:49One, two,
00:50:50one, two, three, four.
00:51:11What's jam?
00:51:33Leaves a suitcase,
00:51:34gain a wardrobe.
00:51:37Aren't the suns gonna ship when they see these?
00:51:38What?
00:51:39What is that?
00:51:41I don't know.
00:51:43I can't see it.
00:51:45Oh my gosh, I don't believe it.
00:51:48What?
00:51:49It sucks.
00:51:50It sucks.
00:51:51It sucks.
00:51:53What is it?
00:51:55What is it?
00:51:57Wait till they find out about this.
00:52:01More in! More in! More in! More in! More in! More in! More in!
00:52:15I can't see it.
00:52:19I'm going to tell you a few photos and show you on.
00:52:23When you need to you, it's hot.
00:52:27And falls.
00:52:29Hey, what's that supposed to be, girlie?
00:52:36You're so repressed.
00:52:37Hey, Samantha, you better not stay out here too long.
00:52:39I hear silicone melts when it gets hot.
00:52:47Cram it, scumbag.
00:52:52If you mud wrestle, I'm sure Crowley could put together a fundraiser.
00:52:56Don't worry about it.
00:52:57All right, book reports, for those of you kind enough to turn one in.
00:53:05Okay, Yuko, The Big Sleep.
00:53:10Torch, 1984.
00:53:15Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil.
00:53:17Thinking of becoming a fascist?
00:53:19Maybe.
00:53:21Zero, The Story of O.
00:53:24Oh, please.
00:53:28Samantha, the sun also rises.
00:53:30Very impressive.
00:53:31A lot of people have a hard time with Hemingway.
00:53:33Her lips must have been exhausted.
00:53:35Cram it, baby.
00:53:36Want some band-aids?
00:53:50I don't need these.
00:53:52Oh, would you like some band-aids for your nipples?
00:54:11I want to see you in my office.
00:54:12Now.
00:54:22What happened?
00:54:24I'm history.
00:54:26He fired you?
00:54:27Yep.
00:54:28You're the only thing that keeps this place from being a total joke.
00:54:31Shit.
00:54:33I'm going to get him and his fucking preens.
00:54:35No.
00:54:37Don't use me as an excuse for your little games.
00:54:39Little games?
00:54:40Sarah, ever since the day I...
00:54:42You're so busy fighting for the sake of fighting that you can't see what's going on.
00:54:47What's going on is that he gives them everything and we get shit.
00:54:50Good.
00:54:50You're doing exactly what he wants you to do.
00:54:53Come on.
00:54:54Think.
00:54:55He's throwing you against each other.
00:54:56As long as you're at each other's throats, he can control you.
00:54:59But stop thrashing around for one second.
00:55:03You'd see that you aren't any different from the preens.
00:55:05What?
00:55:07Remember what you said last night?
00:55:08About never being what anybody else wants you to be?
00:55:12You're so busy fighting against what Crowley wants you to be.
00:55:14The preens are busy fighting to be what Crowley wants and nobody's really fighting to be what
00:55:18they want.
00:55:19This, of course, is the infamous guest room.
00:55:21It was in this very room that Benito Mussolini lost his virginity.
00:55:26He was 42 at the time.
00:55:29He was 42 at the time.
00:55:59Okay.
00:56:05Yes.
00:56:07Huh?
00:56:08Five kilos to roam.
00:56:10Yes, that can be arranged.
00:56:13Next week, yes.
00:56:15And that would be dollars, not liver.
00:56:22Hey.
00:56:22You sure made a success out of the tennis party.
00:56:26Thanks.
00:56:28Crawley's probably still wondering what happened.
00:56:31Alex.
00:56:32Ziggs.
00:56:34Ziggs?
00:56:35Ziggler. Daphne Ziggler.
00:56:37They call me Zig.
00:56:40What are you doing here? You don't seem like everyone else.
00:56:43My parents.
00:56:45What are you listening to?
00:56:46Public image. You haven't heard these guys?
00:56:48Mm-mm. Are they good?
00:56:49Great. You should listen to them.
00:56:51What do you got?
00:56:52Oh, techno-pop.
00:56:57We've got other stuff.
00:56:59You can borrow my tape sometime. You really should listen to these guys.
00:57:05Well, there's not a whole hell of a lot we can do about it.
00:57:09We can get Crawley.
00:57:12Look, we already lost Sarah,
00:57:14so why don't you just kick back till the end of the semester?
00:57:16Just be good, and nothing else will go wrong.
00:57:18It's all your fault.
00:57:23If you hadn't pulled that shit at the tennis tournament,
00:57:25Crawley wouldn't have sent us to Paris,
00:57:26Sarah wouldn't have taken you out,
00:57:27and she wouldn't have gotten fired.
00:57:29Bullshit. Where the hell did you come up with that?
00:57:31You know it's true.
00:57:32You're a bitch.
00:57:43You're a bitch.
00:57:47A final note.
00:57:49With the departure of Sarah Gentry,
00:57:51we find ourselves with some extra money.
00:57:57I think it might be just enough
00:58:01to refurbish the South Wing.
00:58:04The Greensboro's.
00:58:09Damn, what a rip-off.
00:58:25Yes?
00:58:27Hello, Mr. Omar. How are you?
00:58:31The day after tomorrow. That should be a problem.
00:58:34Well, you do understand that there is a possibility
00:58:37that that particular girl may not work out.
00:58:42Well, I'm an entrepreneur, Mr. Omar, not a pimp.
00:58:46Yes.
00:58:49Dollars.
00:58:50Good.
00:58:51I look forward to seeing you again.
00:58:53Goodbye.
00:58:58No!
00:59:04Now, in the area of arousal,
00:59:14it might help you to think of the penis
00:59:17as being similar to a nipple,
00:59:22only, hopefully, larger.
00:59:26Hopefully.
00:59:26Come in.
00:59:41You wanted to see me?
00:59:43Yes.
00:59:45Now, would you like to spend the day in Rome?
00:59:48Sure.
00:59:49Holly wants to see you right away.
00:59:58Why?
00:59:58I don't know, but he seemed mad.
01:00:01Where?
01:00:01Dining hall.
01:00:08Surprise!
01:00:09Okay, so we threw you a party now.
01:00:12Will you stop dragging your ass around
01:00:14like someone shot your dog?
01:00:15How'd you guys know it was my birthday?
01:00:17We went through all your stuff the first day.
01:00:18Oh, swell.
01:00:19We made the mistake of letting you go
01:00:21take care of the decorations.
01:00:22Yay!
01:00:23Hi!
01:00:26Happy birthday, bigs!
01:00:30Yay!
01:00:35Technopop.
01:00:36Classic Motown.
01:00:37Later.
01:00:37Hey, look, she got a tape,
01:00:44but what is she going to play it on?
01:00:50No.
01:00:51Yes!
01:00:52Oh, my God!
01:00:54Oh, rad!
01:00:56Now we don't have to try and guess
01:00:57what you're listening to.
01:01:07It just sucks.
01:01:21It just sucks.
01:01:30Just stay out.
01:01:31Just stay out.
01:01:32Come on in Paris.
01:01:46Thanks.
01:01:47Pick the last thing I'd wear.
01:01:49Good call.
01:01:51You've blown your cover.
01:01:52I know.
01:01:54I'm probably going to have to kiss a lot of ass
01:01:56to make up for this.
01:01:57Really?
01:01:58Maybe not.
01:02:00Well, I could knock you down or something
01:02:01if it would help.
01:02:02It's okay.
01:02:03Yeah.
01:02:03Yeah.
01:02:06Yeah.
01:02:08Yeah.
01:02:08Yeah.
01:02:08Yeah.
01:02:09Yeah.
01:02:09Yeah.
01:02:09Yeah.
01:02:10Yeah.
01:02:10Yeah.
01:02:10Yeah.
01:02:10Yeah.
01:02:11Yeah.
01:02:14Yeah.
01:02:14Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16Yeah.
01:02:16Yeah.
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:20Yeah.
01:02:20Yeah.
01:02:21Yeah.
01:02:22Remember when we used to do this?
01:02:52Nothing is telling me this love of ours wasn't meant to be
01:03:02Paid to see a good love turn to bad
01:03:10Paid to see the good times turn to sad
01:03:22Baby, baby, I'm down on my knees
01:03:40I don't know what man can do
01:03:44Won't you listen, take...
01:03:52Do you really want to be like them?
01:04:02Unfortunately, I was wrong about that extra cash
01:04:06We're not going to be able to refurbish your rooms after all
01:04:09That money will just have to go to someone who's a little more appreciative
01:04:16You know, your values really suck
01:04:18I'm working on it
01:04:22I'm not sure how he did this thing
01:04:25Crawley, you dick! Put that down!
01:04:29Good night, ladies
01:04:32As the party grinds to an ugly halt
01:04:35We can still play Twister
01:04:37Exactly what drugs are you on?
01:04:52Zero
01:04:55Zero
01:04:57Zero
01:04:59I'm going out to get my stuff
01:05:01I just wanted to tell you, but you don't have to go
01:05:06Yeah, right
01:05:08Look, if you want to get yourself thrown out, throw me that black t-shirt
01:05:12Hey, where are you guys going?
01:05:28I'm going to get sexed
01:05:29Stop!
01:05:30Alright, let me get my stuff
01:05:31Hey, what are we doing?
01:05:32Shh!
01:05:33We're going to get sexed up
01:05:34Cool!
01:05:35Is there anyone else we should get to come home?
01:05:36No
01:05:37We don't want to try to attend to
01:05:38Hey, what are we doing?
01:05:39Shh!
01:05:40We're going to get sexed up
01:05:41Cool!
01:05:42Is there anyone else we should get to come home?
01:05:43No
01:05:44We don't want to try to attend to
01:05:45Hey, what are we doing?
01:05:46Shh!
01:05:47We're going to get sexed up
01:05:48Cool!
01:05:49Is there anyone else we should get to come home?
01:05:50No
01:05:51We don't want to try to attend to
01:05:52Here!
01:05:53Can you try?
01:05:54Oh, sure
01:06:13Here!
01:06:14Can you try?
01:06:15Oh, sure
01:06:22Where'd you come now?
01:06:23Reform school for the overprivileged?
01:06:28Hey, that cop is a family train
01:06:33Hm, alright
01:06:41I hardly think that's necessary
01:06:43One can't be too careful
01:06:45The safe is in my office
01:06:52Okay, I got it, let's go
01:06:53Wait, what the hell's this?
01:06:54Oh, my God, Chandler
01:07:13Okay, I got it, let's go
01:07:15Wait, what the hell's this?
01:07:22Hey, he's not gay
01:07:32And he smokes
01:07:39I'd kill for boobs like that
01:07:41Your boobs are fine
01:07:50Geez, Jen
01:07:52I don't believe this
01:07:56I'm going to fucking kill him
01:07:57I don't believe this
01:07:58I'm going to fucking kill him
01:08:15Shit
01:08:17Have a seat
01:08:30Teşekkür ederim
01:08:31Thank you very much
01:08:40I have to pee
01:08:41What?
01:08:42What?
01:08:47Do you want to taste it?
01:08:48Shit
01:08:50Well, it's between you and your recipient
01:08:52You were interested in seeing some tapes?
01:08:54Yes
01:08:56That would be most enjoyable
01:08:58Shit
01:09:00Actually, some other time it could be better
01:09:02I must go in
01:09:04You like to take a tape?
01:09:06Malesef
01:09:08I'm afraid
01:09:10I brought no cash
01:09:12Do you want a small knife?
01:09:14Perhaps
01:09:16Thank you
01:09:20Freak
01:09:22Forgive me
01:09:23for raising money
01:09:24No
01:09:26Shame on you
01:09:27Please
01:09:29Hurry
01:09:31Please
01:09:32Hurry
01:09:33Please
01:09:35Hurry
01:09:36Please
01:09:38Move on
01:09:40Move on
01:09:42You
01:09:44Here
01:09:46Let us go
01:09:48Take care
01:09:49Don't you think that, like, in a relationship, one person should be in control, dominant,
01:10:07and then the other person should just kind of go along?
01:10:12He's on. I've got to talk to you.
01:10:17What?
01:10:18Look.
01:10:18Hi, Gordon.
01:10:20I've got to go. I'll see you later.
01:10:27How stupid do you think we are?
01:10:29Well, you really thought we'd believe this shit about Crawley?
01:10:34Let's go.
01:10:36Except you. You're out.
01:10:37Samantha.
01:10:42So?
01:10:42Who's seen this?
01:10:55Crawley, all his friends, a lot of people.
01:10:57What are we going to do?
01:11:12Well, we could shoot the fucker.
01:11:15Oh, good.
01:11:15The Gene Harris School of Problem Solving.
01:11:17Look, why don't we just turn him in?
01:11:20We know all the drugs are going out.
01:11:21We know where all the tapes are.
01:11:22No.
01:11:24If we do that, it would be the end of our school.
01:11:27Everyone would find out.
01:11:29Our parents would never send us back here.
01:11:31It would all be over.
01:11:32And everyone would see the tapes.
01:11:35She's right.
01:11:36We have to get rid of Crawley, but we have to do it ourselves.
01:11:39And we have to do it quietly.
01:11:40Cut his dick off.
01:11:41We thought of that, but what would we do with it?
01:11:44Okay, how about this?
01:11:54Jennifer.
01:11:56Let me carry that.
01:11:57So this is your first trip to Rome.
01:11:59I know you're going to enjoy yourself.
01:12:02You go on down out.
01:12:03I'll bring this with me.
01:12:10Have a fun trip, Jenny.
01:12:25I'm gas.
01:12:29How would you like to do something for me tonight?
01:12:31Sure.
01:12:33Okay.
01:12:37What?
01:12:40Mission accomplished.
01:12:42Good.
01:12:42And I talked to the Oz and the Newts.
01:12:43Oh, I wanted to tell them.
01:12:45Yeah, we know.
01:12:46We wanted them to understand.
01:12:47Yeah, we know.
01:12:48We wanted them to understand.
01:12:49Okay, okay.
01:12:49Everything's okay.
01:12:50Just as long as there's no surprises.
01:13:01I'll be right back.
01:13:03Hurry up.
01:13:08Hey, Reiner.
01:13:08Mr. Valdez.
01:13:09Mr. Ochoa.
01:13:12They're from Columbia.
01:13:14They're very interested in our export business.
01:13:17Herr Reiner is an erotic art collector.
01:13:22Let's begin, gentlemen.
01:13:23Let's begin, sir.
01:13:31Okay.
01:13:32Good morning.
01:14:02Good morning.
01:14:04One and two and three and four and one.
01:14:20Higher, higher, get them up!
01:14:32Me, Venus, not me!
01:14:42Me!
01:14:43Me!
01:14:44Me!
01:14:45No, I meant without the pillow.
01:14:48No!
01:14:50Have you no school pride?
01:14:56No, I meant without the pillow.
01:15:06No, I meant without the pillow.
01:15:10I can't breathe!
01:15:14No, I meant without the pillow.
01:15:20Crawley!
01:15:22Crawley!
01:15:24Crawley!
01:15:26Crawley!
01:15:28Crawley!
01:15:30Crawley!
01:15:32Crawley!
01:15:34Crawley!
01:15:36Crawley!
01:15:38Crawley!
01:15:39Crawley!
01:15:40Crawley!
01:15:41Crawley!
01:15:42Crawley!
01:15:43Here, Crawley, my card.
01:15:44I find this most enjoyable.
01:15:45Please, let me know if you have more tips.
01:15:47Crawley!
01:15:48Crawley!
01:15:49Crawley!
01:15:50Crawley!
01:15:51Crawley!
01:15:52Crawley!
01:15:53Crawley!
01:15:54Crawley!
01:15:55Crawley!
01:15:56Crawley!
01:15:57Crawley!
01:15:58Crawley!
01:15:59Crawley!
01:16:00Crawley!
01:16:01Crawley!
01:16:02Very effective.
01:16:07Your lady should be getting to bed.
01:16:09You still have classes tomorrow.
01:16:11Oh, really?
01:16:14Surprise!
01:17:02So...
01:17:30Hello?
01:17:31I'm going to crawl you, son of a bitch, you're making me gaga's ortho, you're shitting my pants on the soul of myself, I'm putting them back on myself.
01:17:36I said something about getting you a pair of cement loafers, if that makes any sense to you.
01:17:54What you lack in intelligence, you more than make up for an instinct.
01:18:01Do you mind? I have some packing to do.
01:18:12You ever think about getting into politics?
01:18:26So how does it feel to be the new school administrator?
01:18:29Well, we'll see if he renews the lease, huh?
01:18:32Where is he?
01:18:33Four goats.
01:18:35Maybe he's forming a Baba shop quartet.
01:18:37Oh, somebody shoot her.
01:18:39Whoever rides her lines.
01:18:41You should have rolled Crawley for some cash.
01:18:43Then at least we'd have some money to offer for the lease.
01:18:48Money?
01:18:49You think that's all Count Hawke cares about is money?
01:18:53Yes, it is I, Count Hawke.
01:19:02We go through this every year.
01:19:05Yes, I've been watching you, young lady.
01:19:07Hello.
01:19:08And I like what I see.
01:19:11This girl has values.
01:19:14Slightly twisted, perhaps, but values nonetheless.
01:19:19My nephew Alec says that you're good people.
01:19:23So I've decided to renew your lease.
01:19:27All right.
01:19:28One hundred years.
01:19:32Now, same terms.
01:19:34Four goats every year on this day.
01:19:37Don't muck it up.
01:19:40Alex, come on.
01:19:44Those goats.
01:19:49We've got to find out.
01:19:51Be careful.
01:19:52I told you we should have turned right at that fork in the road.
01:20:01Shut up.
01:20:02My shoes are thrashed.
01:20:03At least we're here.
01:20:05Probably gone.
01:20:06Shh.
01:20:07Come on.
01:20:09And there lies the happy ending.
01:20:14Oh, everybody, gather round.
01:20:16Gather round.
01:20:17I'm ready now.
01:20:18Oh, isn't it a lovely cake?
01:20:30Surprise!
01:20:32Oh, my goodness.
01:20:34Oh, my goodness.
01:20:37Oh, I've never had such a birthday.
01:20:40This is wonderful.
01:20:41Oh, my.
01:20:42It's always been just the goats.
01:20:48So you're like royalty or something, right?
01:20:50Yeah, but it's okay, because we're poor.
01:20:52Thank God.
01:20:53You're going to stay.
01:20:54Coming back.
01:20:55You're not going to leave.
01:20:57These, of course, are the infamous final credits.
01:21:01I don't know what the heck half these people do.
01:21:05And they all live happily ever after.
01:21:09More or less.
01:21:13Yes, Shirley, we can eat now.
01:21:18Standing in the middle of nowhere.
01:21:22Nobody wants me around.
01:21:25They tell me, girl, you better take care.
01:21:28The road you're on and leading down, down, down.
01:21:32I don't care what they tell me.
01:21:36I don't care what people say.
01:21:39I don't buy what you're trying to sell me.
01:21:42It's more fun living my own way.
01:21:46Hey, girl, I think you're pretty smart.
01:21:51Your world's gonna fall apart.
01:21:55Yeah, yeah, I guess I'm pretty smart.
01:22:03Pretty smart.
01:22:04It's late, ten, day, and night for the show to begin.
01:22:23This band is really tight and these boys are going to play a wheel.
01:22:29The sax are going to play really burning game and feel the key.
01:22:33Everybody's playing and they're turning to the rock of me.
01:22:41Well, we were rocking on the dead of steel.
01:22:45Singing in harmony.
01:22:48Just as happy as I thought you'd be.
01:22:50And we just can't stop.
01:22:51We were falling behind.
01:22:55We were falling behind.
01:22:57We were falling behind.
01:22:59Well, you know that we're ready.
01:23:02Ready as we'll ever be.
01:23:04Our nerves are rolling steady and we're heading for a victory.
01:23:12Hey, nothing's gonna stop us when they put us to the test.
01:23:18Hey, no, we're gonna top us because we're better than all the rest.
01:23:22Well, we'll ever be rocking on the dead of steel.
01:23:28Singing in harmony.
01:23:31Just as happy as I thought you'd be.
01:23:33And we just can't stop.
01:23:36We were falling behind.
01:23:39We were falling behind.
01:23:43We were falling behind.
01:23:45We just can't stop.
01:23:47We were falling behind.
01:23:48We were falling behind.
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