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00:00Summer is so boring.
00:02Speak for yourself. I slept until 3 p.m. today.
00:05There's no time to be bored.
00:07Billie Jean, are you seeing what I'm seeing?
00:10Yeah. What the heck is this?
00:12No idea, but summer just got a whole lot more interesting.
00:16I'll call you back.
00:18See the last Snapchat or see the last group chat message?
00:22What if it's a group chat with Olivia, Sabrina, and Taylor Swift?
00:26No, there's no way they would let me see that.
00:30But in the off chance, I'm picking it.
00:33Group chat voting.
00:35Please be something juicy. Please be something juicy.
00:38Wolfpack group chat?
00:41Why does that sound familiar?
00:43Because that's a group chat with every single popular boy in my grade.
00:47Oh, this is a total invasion of their privacy.
00:50And I'm here for it.
00:52My first group chat message.
00:53Timothy, why aren't you on Call of Duty yet?
00:56Because my mom's been making me do chores all day.
00:58You've seriously been doing that for 20 minutes, no cap.
01:02Guys, I don't think I drank water today.
01:05Then drink water.
01:07I...
01:08Seriously?
01:09This is what boys talk about?
01:12Have you guys ever had sardines on pizza dipped in ketchup?
01:15No, but sounds gas.
01:18Sounds like it would give me gas.
01:21Gross!
01:22This is the boringest group chat ever.
01:24Ugh.
01:25I have to text Billie Jean.
01:27This group chat is so boring.
01:29I think it might be giving me more brain rot than those brain rot TikTok videos.
01:34Well, my ability was to see ghosts and it's been horrifying.
01:37So I'm staying under the blanket all day.
01:39Keep me updated?
01:41Parker texted?
01:42So who's everyone crushing on?
01:45Yes, Parker!
01:46Yes!
01:47Give me the tea.
01:48Specifically, who are you crushing on, Parker?
01:51Is it me?
01:52Because I really hope it's me.
01:54Anna, I think she is so cute.
01:57Bet.
01:58Okay, Jeremy, if you don't have anything to add, don't text.
02:02I think Paige is pretty cute.
02:04Okay, no one cares, Ryan.
02:05Someone ask Parker.
02:06Who does Parker like?
02:08Nice.
02:08Jeremy, what did I say about texting nonsense?
02:12Jeremy, what about you?
02:14Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
02:16I think Billie Jean is pretty cute.
02:19Oh, Jeremy likes Billie Jean?
02:22Oh, that is some tea.
02:24Now someone ask Parker.
02:26Please, anyone.
02:27Parker, what about you?
02:28Yes, Jeremy, yes!
02:30You are finally redeeming yourself.
02:33Nice.
02:34Nice what?
02:34No, no, no.
02:35Who did Parker say you liked?
02:36What did Parker say?
02:37Has anyone tried pancakes and sausage on tacos?
02:41No, Jeremy, no.
02:42Who did Parker say he liked?
02:44Come on, group chat.
02:45Rewind.
02:46Reverse.
02:47Go backwards.
02:49No, but that sounds fire.
02:51And it's over.
02:53Ugh.
02:54So much for being in the group chat.
02:56The group chat moved on just as Parker texted who he liked.
02:59So now I'll never know.
03:01Maybe try texting Parker and see if it sparks anything in the chat?
03:04If he said you, maybe it will.
03:07Genius.
03:11Did it work?
03:12Anyone want to play Fortnite?
03:14No.
03:15It didn't.
03:18It didn't work.
03:19If anything, it proved he doesn't like me because he texted the group chat and didn't respond to my text.
03:24We could be forever alone together.
03:26Mood.
03:27Incoming call from Parker.
03:30Wait, what?
03:30Hello?
03:34So you're able to read our group chat, huh?
03:36What?
03:37No, no.
03:38Why would you think that?
03:39Did Billie Jean tell you that?
03:40She lied.
03:41I know because I've been able to read your chat with Billie Jean.
03:43I never thought it would be my privacy being invaded today.
03:47Look, about the group chat.
03:49Nothing Billie Jean and I said was true.
03:50So you don't like me?
03:52No, no.
03:55Unless you want me to.
03:57You see, what you missed in our group chat is I said I like you.
04:00Really?
04:01I mean, oh, really?
04:03Yeah.
04:04Would you maybe want to do a picnic this week?
04:06Yeah.
04:07How about tomorrow?
04:08Perfect.
04:09I'll text you.
04:10Okay.
04:13Summer just got a whole lot less boring.
04:16So did your butt rash ever clear up?
04:19Billie Jean, no, no.
04:20Why would you text that?
04:22Meta Glasses or an Apple Vision Pro?
04:25This is such a hard decision.
04:26I'm picking the Vision Pros.
04:28It's like wearing a TV.
04:29Yeah, it looks like you're wearing a TV.
04:31They're so bulky.
04:32It's not bulky.
04:33It's immersive.
04:34I'm doing the Meta Glasses.
04:36These are sick.
04:40Battery, 18%.
04:42You didn't come fully charged?
04:44Hi, I'm Melly.
04:45How can I help?
04:47Whoa, this is awesome.
04:49So Melly, can you give directions?
04:51Yes.
04:52Can you read my texts?
04:53Yes.
04:54Can you read my mind?
04:55No.
04:56Oh, thank goodness.
04:58Can you call people?
04:59Sure can.
05:00Mm.
05:01Call me.
05:02I don't see in your contact.
05:05Call me.
05:07Okay.
05:08Calling, stall me.
05:09Hmm?
05:09No, Melly.
05:10No, hang up, hang up, hang up.
05:12Hello?
05:13Hello?
05:15Hi.
05:15What?
05:17Jess?
05:18You know who I am?
05:19Yeah.
05:20Who are you?
05:20You called me?
05:21On accident, Melly misheard me.
05:24Who is Melly?
05:26My Meta Glasses.
05:27Oh, sick.
05:28You picked the Meta Glasses?
05:29I got the Switch, too.
05:30You got a Switch, too?
05:31That wasn't even an option for me.
05:33I guess everyone got different electronics.
05:35So how are the glasses?
05:37Still getting the hang of them.
05:38Clearly.
05:39So if you weren't trying to call me, then who were you trying to call?
05:42Billie Jean.
05:42My name sounds nothing like Billie Jean.
05:45Well, I wouldn't know that, since I don't know what your name is.
05:48You seriously have no idea who I am?
05:51No.
05:51Hence why I've asked three times.
05:53How about this?
05:53I'll give you hints, and you have to figure it out.
05:56Ooh, a mystery.
05:57Okay.
05:58You've got a deal.
05:59All right.
05:59The first hint is...
06:00Hello?
06:03Soulmate?
06:04Melly?
06:06No!
06:06They died!
06:07Please charge.
06:08Please charge.
06:08Come on.
06:09Come on.
06:09Come on.
06:09Come on.
06:09Come on.
06:10Come on.
06:10Come on.
06:12Hello, Jess.
06:13Melly!
06:14You're alive!
06:15Melly, I need you to call back my soulmate.
06:17I don't see soulmate in your contacts.
06:19What?
06:20You just called him.
06:21Can you repeat the name?
06:22Call soulmate.
06:24Got it.
06:25Calling soulmate.
06:26See?
06:26That wasn't that hard.
06:29Hello?
06:29Oh, thank goodness.
06:31You know, you're kind of giving me mixed signals here.
06:33First, you beg to know who I am, and then you hang up when I try and tell you.
06:36I didn't hang up on you.
06:37Melly died.
06:38Oh, I am so sorry for your loss.
06:41No, not literally died.
06:42Just ran out of battery.
06:44We're charging now.
06:45Oh, then I'm not sorry for your loss.
06:47Never mind that.
06:48You were about to give me a hint on who you are.
06:50Oh, right.
06:51Your first hint is we go to school together.
06:53Sebastian, Ricky, Robert, Robbie, Edward, Ellie.
06:56You...
06:56No, Tommy.
06:57You weren't even giving me any time to respond.
06:59And no, but I am a little offended that you just named half the school and still missed
07:03me.
07:03I'm sorry, but that was a terrible hint.
07:05Give me another.
07:05Fine, fine.
07:06We have first period together.
07:07Luke, Zach, Jake, Justin.
07:09You didn't chill with the rapid fire, but still no.
07:12This isn't fair.
07:13I always sleep during first period.
07:15Well, I guess that does make me feel a little better because there's only five boys in that
07:18class, and you just named four of them.
07:19I'm sorry.
07:20You probably hate that I'm your soulmate.
07:24Do you hate that I'm your soulmate?
07:27Never mind.
07:28Don't answer that.
07:29I gotta go.
07:30Bye.
07:32Mellie, call Billie Jean.
07:34Calling Jean.
07:35Billie.
07:37Hey, Jay.
07:38Billie Jean, I just totally screwed things up with my soulmate.
07:41Soulmate, huh?
07:42I didn't know that law passed.
07:43Apparently it did because I called him and I asked him if he hated me and he literally
07:48didn't respond.
07:50Yikes.
07:50I'm sure it wasn't as bad as it sounds.
07:52Actually, it's worse.
07:54Well, call him back and fix it.
07:56Surely you can't mess up soulmates.
07:58At least, I hope you can.
07:59Otherwise, I'm totally doomed.
08:01I don't think I can.
08:03I believe in you, Jess.
08:04You can do this.
08:05I'm hanging up now.
08:06You better call him back, okay?
08:08Bye.
08:09Billie Jean, wait.
08:11Ugh.
08:12Mellie, call my soulmate.
08:15I'm still not seeing that contact.
08:17Do you mean Nate?
08:18OMG.
08:19Redial my last call, Mellie.
08:21Okay.
08:21Calling soulmate.
08:23Hello?
08:24Hi.
08:25Jess, long time no talk.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Sorry about that.
08:28I got another call.
08:29Let me guess, Billie Jean?
08:31Yeah.
08:33And sorry about before.
08:34I guess I'm just kind of overwhelmed by this whole having a soulmate thing and then you
08:38not responding to the question I asked you, which was rude, honestly.
08:41But understandable, because maybe you're still processing the fact that we're soulmates
08:45too.
08:45Soulmates, huh?
08:47Yeah.
08:48Do you wish it were someone else?
08:50Why do you think we're soulmates?
08:52Because Mellie said she was calling my soulmate.
08:55Jess, we don't have soulmates.
08:57Then why would Mellie call you that, huh?
08:59Jess, it's Nate.
09:01Nate Saul.
09:02Formerly pronounced Saul-nate.
09:04Maybe confused for soulmate.
09:07Oh, this is so embarrassing.
09:10No, no, this is funny.
09:13Hey, so why don't you say we give this whole soulmate thing a shot and go on a date?
09:16Really?
09:17Are you sure you don't secretly think I'm an idiot?
09:20Positive.
09:20I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:24Yeah, I'd like that.
09:26And sorry I forgot we had first period together.
09:28All is forgiven.
09:29I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:34I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:35I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:36I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:37I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:38I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:39I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:40I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:41I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:42I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:43I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:44I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:45I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:46I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:47I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:48I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:49I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:50I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:51I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:52I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:53I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.
09:54I'm thinking a picnic at sunset.

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