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00:00welcome to the dream novel channel before starting to listen to the fun in this clip
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00:18making clips let's go listen channel dream novel chapter 276 writing a book for snape
00:27snape's erratic behavior continued into the following day showing no signs of abating
00:32the strange incident quickly overshadowed even the upcoming quidditch tryouts becoming the primary
00:38topic of conversation throughout the school everyone was speculating about the reason behind
00:44snape's sudden point deducting frenzy its penalty point addiction syndrome declared a second year
00:50raven claw which confidently my uncle works at saint mungo's and he told me about a professor
00:56there who had the same condition this professor actually felt pleasure from deducting points
01:01even after he was admitted to saint mungo's he continued the habit docking points from anyone
01:07he met most people say hello when they see someone but he starts with five points off
01:14intrigued by her conviction a large crowd gathered listening more intently than they usually did in
01:20professor mcgonagall's transfiguration class the little witch encouraged by the audience's interest
01:26went on with even greater enthusiasm my uncle told me he only took care of that professor for two days
01:33but he lost 300 points during that time more than most students lose in seven years at hogwarts
01:39the crowd gasped 300 points was that professor from hogwarts too someone asked of course a proper
01:50hogwarts defense against the dark arts professor he's been living at saint mungo's for six years now
01:56six years just for deducting points a young witch murmured covering her mouth in astonishment
02:03so you think professor snape exactly the ravenclaw which replied in a hushed voice
02:10docking points from slytherin is a clear sign it's as if the other three houses aren't enough for him
02:17anymore poor professor snape at this rate he'll probably leave hogwarts within the next four years
02:24but i plan to become a healer at saint mungo's after i graduate said another young ravenclaw his eyes
02:31filled with resolve i think i could look after him when the time comes his earnestness earned
02:37approving nods from those around him and he seemed genuinely fulfilled by this new sense of mission
02:42but his satisfaction only lasted until the end of breakfast because their first class of the day was
02:48potions and snape somehow aware of what had been said about him deducted 50 points from ravenclaw
02:55before morning was over that wasn't the worst of it he also found a reason to give the young
03:01ravenclaw a three-day detention forcing him to work with third-year students to sort the rotting
03:06potion ingredients in the vat one glance into the vat was enough to drain all color from the poor
03:12ravenclaw's face his stomach twisting in horror by the time the class ended at noon he looked completely
03:19transformed vacant eyed pale as a ghost and visibly shaken he stumbled out of the potions classroom and
03:27in his days managed to knock over a suit of armor in the corridor it's worth noting that ravenclaw was
03:33paired with slytherin in potions that day yet snape didn't deduct any points from his own house in fact
03:39he even awarded them a few yes there was a certain familiarity to it as if overnight snape had reverted
03:46back to his usual self by lunchtime with ravenclaw's lesson fresh in everyone's minds the great hall
03:54was noticeably quieter this was rather disappointing for kyle he had been quite entertained by the young
04:01wizard speculations about snape's odd behavior in addition to deduction for kicks there were theories
04:08that snape had been hit by a rampaging t-bow drank fake potion or even drank an experimental potion with
04:14unpredictable effects in short the theories were endless since yesterday afternoon kyle had been
04:21tirelessly making rounds to every table diligently jotting down every snippet related to snape he
04:27originally planned to fill 10 sheets of parchment with his notes and then approach lockhart to help
04:32him publish a book he even had a title in mind to all potions professors a survival guide to hogwarts
04:39kyle also intended to pay lockhart a bonus to work overtime hoping the book could be finished before
04:46christmas he planned to give it to snape as a thoughtful holiday gift he'll be thrilled he thought with a
04:53grin unfortunately with everyone too intimidated to discuss snape further kyle had only filled three
05:00parchments not nearly enough material to publish a book what class is next this afternoon kyle asked
05:07kanna with a sigh defense against the dark arts kanna replied glancing at the timetable but you also
05:15have divination and muggle studies i'll skip those two kyle said shaking his head divination with professor
05:23trelawny was little more than an exercise in creative thinking muggle studies was equally unchallenging
05:29after flipping through the textbook kyle realized it was all very basic knowledge
05:34even michael who usually struggled with his classes could easily achieve an oh in that one
05:41for any muggle-born student wanting to pad their report card muggle studies was a sure bet
05:47after dinner kyle and kanna left the great hall and headed toward the hufflepuff common room
05:53on their way they spotted a small thin boy with gray hair standing at the entrance to the great hall
05:59clutching a camera as if waiting for someone is that him kyle asked in a low voice quickening his
06:06pace the one who asked potter for an autograph yesterday kanna nodded silently harry potter's
06:14autograph photo had become another hot topic sparked by this very boy the previous day right in front of
06:21half the great hall he had approached harry and asked for an autograph only to be interrupted by
06:26malfoy's heckling in lockhart's grandstanding the whole scene had left harry visibly deflated and
06:32since then he couldn't go anywhere without someone pestering him for a signature it was enough to wear
06:38anyone down then again it was hard to imagine anyone being thrilled to have such an eager admirer following
06:45them constantly well except for lockhart he'd probably be delighted actually he'd likely be the only one
06:54lost in thought kyle unconsciously picked up his pace when they arrived at the common room they ran
07:01into a group of fourth-year hufflepuffs coming in from the opposite direction leading the group was
07:07cedric diggory looking a bit worse for wear his robes were caked in mud and torn in several places
07:13the others in the group looked equally bedraggled what happened to you kyle asked
07:20did you get into a fight i wish it had just been a fight cedric grumbled attempting to repair his robes
07:27with some hasty stitching charms we were having a perfectly normal herbology class and just as we
07:33were finishing up gilderoy lockhart showed up out of nowhere what was he doing in the greenhouse
07:39conna asked curious he claimed he was there to show professor sprout how to trim excess shoots from
07:46the venomous tentacular cedric replied visibly annoyed but as soon as he stepped inside he
07:52managed to knock over a table and sent a dozen bouncing bulbs flying and then he ran off another
07:59student added angrily can you believe it he just bolted that's the whole story cedric sighed shrugging
08:09professor sprout and the rest of us have been trying to round up those blasted bouncing bulbs ever since
08:14thanks for your hard work kyle said offering a sympathetic smile he knew that many of the plants
08:21in the greenhouse were delicate and highly sensitive to disturbances magic was typically restricted in
08:27there to avoid upsetting their fragile ecosystem which meant cedric and the others had likely spent
08:32hours painstakingly catching the bouncing bulbs by hand their disheveled state was proof enough of their
08:38efforts channel dream novel chapter 277 copying homework is wrong cedric's experience had left
08:46kyle and kanna a bit wary about the upcoming defense against the dark arts class but there was no avoiding
08:53it it was a required course so they had to go in the afternoon the two arrived at the classroom assigned by
09:00lockhart the walls were plastered with oversized photos of him displaying his various awards and
09:06accomplishments in each picture lockhart sparkling white teeth gleamed like spotlights giving the
09:12room the look of a press conference rather than a classroom though kyle and kanna had arrived on time
09:18the room was already packed with only a few empty seats remaining in the last row they made their way
09:24over sat down and the bell rang marking the start of class lockhart cleared his throat loudly commanding
09:32everyone's attention he picked up a gryffindor students copy of voyages with vampires holding it
09:38high so everyone could see his own face on the cover eyes wide open in a dramatic pose i he said pointing
09:46first to the image on the cover and then to himself gilderoy lockhart recipient of the order of merlin
09:53honorary member of the dark force defense league and five-time winner of which weekly's most charming
09:58smile award but i don't go around bragging about that i don't rely on my smile to keep vampires at bay
10:06with a grin he held the book aloft once more winking in sync with the image on the cover
10:12kanna frowned whispering he really received the order of merlin like you why do i feel like he's a
10:18bit unreliable and what exactly is the dark force defense league a once famous organization
10:26kyle murmured in response the legendary aurora laster moody and barty crouch the current head of
10:32the department for international magical cooperation were once members but he lowered his voice and
10:39continued over 10 years ago after harry potter became the boy who lived the organization began to fade
10:46their focus shifted from combating dark magic to more of a social club and a few years back they even
10:52let in a suspected death eater because he made a large donation after that prominent members like
10:59moody and crouch all resigned and the league's reputation plummeted now it doesn't even compare to
11:05the most extraordinary society of potion ears which used to be on par with it i know that group
11:12kanna's eyes sparkled with excitement professor snape is a member of the most extraordinary society of
11:18potion ears and he wants me to join too that's not an easy feat kyle replied with a smile the most
11:26extraordinary society of potion ears has tough entry requirements only those who can brew felix felici's
11:33before the age of 30 can qualify i know but i'm still young we still have plenty of time don't we
11:40kyle raised an eyebrow we are you saying i'm included in this plan don't you want to join you could give
11:50it a try it's just felix felici's kyle replied with a grin and maybe i'll join before you do that's not
12:00certain i won't lose to you in potions kanna scrunched up her nose and playfully shot kyle a mock glare
12:07while kyle and kanna were talking lockhart finally wrapped up his lengthy introduction and began handing
12:14out test papers kyle and kanna each received a copy don't be intimidated lockhart reassured them as
12:22he returned to the podium this is just a simple quiz to see how much you've read and understood
12:28you have 30 minutes begin kyle looked down at the test paper and felt an immediate headache
12:35what is gilderoy lockhart's favorite color what is gilderoy lockhart's secret ambition
12:42what is gilderoy lockhart's birthday and what would he like for his birthday there were over 50 questions
12:48all centered on lockhart himself for the first time kyle was utterly speechless he'd skinned through a
12:56few of lockhart's books but he'd focused on the stories rather than lockhart's personal details
13:01and much of it had barely registered with him he vaguely remembered that lockhart liked lilac and
13:07that he had some ambition involving a self-branded product was it toothpaste or hair care potions
13:14twenty minutes later kyle still had vast empty spaces on his paper he glanced over at kanna her paper
13:22looked just as empty as his maybe even more so although he was fairly certain that lockhart wouldn't
13:28refuse a big pile of gold for his birthday writing that down so plainly didn't seem quite right
13:34kyle scratched his head if he'd known it would be like this he might not have shown off so much to
13:40lockhart yesterday by the whomping willow turning in a blank quiz now would be embarrassing
13:46no choice he thought he'd have to copy answers if he wanted to keep up appearances
13:52kyle looked around and soon zeroed in on a griffinder which who had finished all the questions within the
13:57first ten minutes and was now gazing at lockhart with pure adoration she was clearly a devoted fan
14:04perfect he thought kyle took out his wand and discreetly aimed it at one of the large photos on
14:10the wall in the next second the massive picture frame crashed to the floor with a resounding bang
14:17then a second and a third frame followed suit falling one by one the lockhart's in the portrait
14:23shrieked in panic the clamor drawing everyone's attention taking advantage of the moment kyle
14:29quickly cast a disillusionment charm slipping over to the gryffindor witch's desk while the portraits
14:35continued wailing he whispered a spell and created an exact copy of her test answers by the time lockhart
14:42managed to calm the portraits kyle was already back in his seat holding the copied answers as though
14:47nothing had happened looks like i need more practice with non-verbal spells kyle muttered to himself
14:54almost got caught casting that one connor looked at him both amused and exasperated
15:01all this trouble just to copy a quiz that's only part of it kyle replied with a grin
15:08non-verbal spells are useful for all sorts of things
15:10from the lectern lockhart a bit flustered straightened his slightly must blonde hair and smiled
15:18there we go all sorted it seems the portraits like me got a bit over excited continue writing
15:26the 30 minutes are almost up kyle quickly transferred the answers to his own paper
15:32checking them against the copied parchment so lockhart was selling hair care potions after all
15:37he could have sworn it would be toothpaste lockhart was definitely in the wrong business he thought
15:44with his dazzling smile he'd be a perfect toothpaste spokesman as kyle scribbled furiously kanna watched
15:51him disapprovingly copying a test is wrong we should be doing this ourselves oh kyle paused thoughtfully
16:01then set the copied parchment between them then let's read it together kanna brightened yes channel dream
16:10novel chapter 278 lockhart stage play well unexpected half an hour later lockhart began to flip through the
16:20completed test papers i'm glad so many of you remember that i like lilac but how could you forget my
16:26greatest achievement to date winning which weekly's most charming smile award five times i clearly just
16:34mentioned it he winked at the class while a handful of his die-hard fans swooned clutching their chests
16:41and gazing at him with glassy eyes most of the students were less than impressed sitting in front of kanna
16:48griffinder's katie bell kept her head down shoulders shaking as she stifled her laughter
16:52mikhail and ryan were also struggling not to burst out laughing but lockhart's voice rose dramatically
17:01miss mire here knew my birthday is january 26th splendid he held up one paper a perfect score
17:10where is this exceptional young witch in the front row a trembling hand rose it was the very student kyle
17:18had chosen to copy from marvelous lockhart praised beaming griffinder earns an extra 10 points however
17:29he frowned pulling out two more papers it seems there were two students who managed only 53 correct
17:36answers holding the papers up he continued i think it's time for them to reread travels with trolls as i
17:43clearly explained in chapter 9 my secret ambitions are to rid the world of evil and launch my own line
17:49of hair care potions not toothpaste though i have to say toothpaste is an interesting idea perhaps i'll
17:57add it to the lockhart line under the desk kanna gave kyle a small tap clearly exasperated those two papers
18:05were obviously theirs she'd originally written hair care potions but seeing kyle confidently write
18:12toothpaste toothpaste she had changed her answer it just shows how easily you waver kyle muttered
18:19besides a perfect score would just make us stand out this is good enough now back to business
18:27lockhart put the test papers aside and picked up a book he seemed to have planned a surprise for his
18:33first lesson with the students having arranged for cornish pixies to liven things up however his attempt
18:40had backfired spectacularly with the second year class where the pixies had run amok turning the
18:45classroom upside down and even tossing lockhart's wand out the window he'd spent the previous afternoon
18:51rummaging through the bushes claiming he was helping to clear out pests after that disaster lockhart
18:58decided to avoid any elaborate tricks for this class especially given that third years were more challenging
19:03today he was going to play it safe but as soon as the students saw voyages with vampires in his hands
19:11they collectively groaned even the loyal fans the site of the book dredged up memories of professor
19:17quarrel's reading sessions from last year along with a faint whiff of garlic that seemed to linger in the
19:23air by merlin's beard please don't tell me we're reading again this year groaned a gryffindor beside kyle
19:29similar grumbles echoed around the room lockhart quickly clarified the good news was they wouldn't
19:36be reading this time they'd be acting lockhart had adapted scenes from voyages with vampires into a play
19:43and wanted the students to perform it convinced it would better convey his heroic feats unfortunately
19:50the students found the prospect even worse than reading but lockhart clearly thought this would be
19:54a brilliant way to showcase his adventures and naturally he needed a star for his little
20:00production the first person who came to mind was the most celebrated student in the class
20:07kyle the recipient of the order of merlin second class he would look great in the role oh and that
20:15second year harry potter isn't bad either lockhart mused to himself and so he acted on it he called kyle
20:22to the front of the class and assigned him the role of the vampire from his book professor may i ask you
20:28a question before we begin kyle asked go ahead ask a hundred lockhart replied adjusting his hair to
20:36resemble the hero from his book as closely as possible kyle casually opened voyages with vampires and
20:42flipped through a few pages in this scene you repel an attacking vampire with the lumo's solemn charm
20:49but professor i'm curious what exactly does the lumo's solemn charm do is it some sort of enhanced
20:57lighting charm that's a special new charm lockhart said with a smile the lighting charm doesn't shine
21:04nearly as brightly for a moment the gryffindor students were nonchalant but all the hufflepuffs
21:10turned to look at michael who sat in the middle of the classroom they still remembered the first charms
21:16less than two years ago when a blinding burst of light suddenly filled the room if there really
21:21were a lumo's solemn charm it probably wasn't much stronger than that incident but michael himself
21:27didn't know he had fainted immediately after casting the spell and hadn't the faintest idea what had
21:32happened afterward at the lectern kyle continued could you show us air lockhart hesitated looking a bit lost
21:42for words perhaps next time this charm isn't exactly suited for the classroom how about this one then
21:51kyle flipped a few more pages you used the levitation charm to trap the vampire by condensing seawater
21:59you should be able to demonstrate that lockhart was once again speechless but kyle wasn't finished he kept
22:07flipping through the book continuing with his questions also why aren't vampires afraid of
22:13garlic but are afraid of amulets soaked in garlic juice why did you travel by boat instead of using
22:19apparition and how did you manage to convince the vampire to only eat turnips is that vampire still
22:26alive if he is have you thought about publishing your methods solving their blood drinking urges could be
22:33as monumental as solving the werewolf transformation problem during a full moon you'd likely be awarded
22:39the order of merlin first class oh right kyle genuinely seemed ready to ask a hundred questions
22:48and his rapid fire wise left lockhart reeling lockhart had after all merely swiped the tail
22:54from an elderly wizard throwing in a memory charm and a generous dose of artistic flair
22:59he couldn't possibly know such details under the mounting curiosity of the student stairs lockhart
23:06began to panic and quickly stopped kyle's line of questioning all right all right just close the book
23:13i don't mind answering these questions but the other students still have classes to attend
23:19consider it your homework assignment and of course if you still don't understand by the end of the year
23:26i'll tell you the answers lockhart smoothly sidestepped the questions then quickly sent kyle back to his
23:32seat and called up another more compliant hufflepuff student to perform in his place if kyle stayed any
23:39longer he'd surely ask more and lockhart couldn't afford that channel dream novel chapter 279 thank you
23:48did you do that on purpose kanna asked in a low voice once kyle returned to his seat kyle spread his
23:55hands with an innocent look of course he had done it on purpose there was no way he was going along with
24:02lockhart's idea of putting on a play especially just to play a supporting role but watching the young
24:08wizard now performing as the vampire hopping around the stage with enthusiasm it looked like he was having
24:13fun and that at least was good enough the bell rang and lockhart stood up to announce for homework right
24:22of him celebrating my heroic conversion of the vampire the best one will receive a signed copy of magical
24:29me i'd rather write a three foot long essay kyle muttered under his breath as he packed up to leave the
24:35classroom kanna nodded in agreement ever since she'd met cedric her opinion of professor lockhart had only
24:43soured and the latest lesson hadn't helped with a pop quiz 30 minutes into class and lockhart fumbling
24:49through his endless self-promoting photographs it wasn't hard to guess their next defense against the
24:55dark arts lesson would be equally tedious i kind of miss professor oran kanna murmured as they walked
25:02toward the great hall oran kyle looked at her in surprise maybe you should head over to the hospital wing
25:10he said reaching out to feel her forehead you were nearly killed in the forbidden forest and you're
25:16thinking about him i've already figured it out kanna replied with a small smile brushing his hand away
25:23oran was after you and i just happened to be there by accident if he ever comes back i'll just steer clear
25:30of you oh brilliant plan kyle said sarcastically have you thought about what i'm supposed to do if he
25:39shows up again i'm sure you'll come up with something kanna replied confidently you're the cleverest person
25:46i know after all oh thanks kyle said with a wry smile but honestly never mind i think i'm suddenly
25:55quite fond of lockhart at least his plays aren't trying to kill anyone the two arrived at the great
26:02hall chatting and laughing after a few minutes cedric joined them looking fresh in a clean set of robes
26:09and with the dirt washed from his hair so how was lockhart cedric asked settling down next to them
26:17i have defense against the dark arts first thing tomorrow brace yourself kanna said shaking her head
26:24it's pretty much like last year cedric immediately understood another reading lesson then if that was
26:33the case he thought they might as well let the fat friar teach it instead it would save on the cost of
26:39lockhart's expensive books or maybe they could bring in nearly headless nick with the curse on the defense
26:45against the dark arts position his head might finally come off fulfilling his long-time wish oh by the
26:52way here's this kyle said handing cedric a piece of parchment what's this cedric looked down at the
27:00parchment and was immediately bewildered what's lockhart's favorite color he read aloud why would
27:06he need to know something like that it's for a class quiz kyle explained seems like every year gets
27:14one in their first lesson look it over in advance if you get all the answers right it'll earn some
27:19points for our house how many points 10 kyle replied but he'll probably call you up if you score well
27:29the points are good i suppose but maybe he'd drag you into one of his plays instead
27:35well we hufflepuffs certainly don't lack for points cedric quipped maybe it was because of kyle's
27:42pointed questions in defense against the dark arts but he didn't see professor lockhart once in the days
27:47that followed when class resumed lockhart didn't call on him either it seemed like he was purposely
27:54avoiding kyle which honestly felt pretty great but while kyle enjoyed lockhart's absence harry was
28:02having a very different experience lockhart seemed to be channeling all his energy toward him they'd
28:09bumped into each other multiple times in the corridors over the past few days harry found himself
28:15constantly on alert ducking into side passages the moment he spotted lockhart approaching and it
28:20wasn't just lockhart he had to avoid there was also the new student colin creevy who seemed to have
28:26memorized harry's entire schedule colin appeared in nearly every class and around every corner greeting
28:33him enthusiastically each time with a hi harry to which harry had to respond hello colin at least six or
28:40seven times a day and so it went until the weekend over breakfast that saturday kyle suddenly asked are
28:48there going to be any new recruits for the quidditch team this year no but we'll need to start finding
28:54replacements for next year cedric replied including harris three of the guys are in their seventh year
29:01you're on the team too haven't you been paying attention
29:04if i wasn't i wouldn't be asking kyle replied taking a sip of milk but with 12 classes and all
29:12this homework i don't have time to think about anything else that's fair cedric said with a shrug
29:19he'd seen kyle's packed schedule though kyle could skip overlapping classes the sheer amount of work and
29:25self-study meant his homework load was much heavier than anyone else's but when you put it like that
29:32kyle frowned our team really has three seventh years yep the two chasers and the keeper cedric confirmed
29:41they're all graduating next year but there's some good news harris seems to have an offer from the
29:47vraza vultures to go pro really kyle was surprised did harris tell you that i haven't heard a word about it
29:56no he didn't cedric replied shaking his head remember the quidditch match i went to over the holiday
30:05vraza vultures against the chudley cannons exactly cedric laughed my dad's friends were the vultures
30:13player and they mentioned it in passing when they found out i was a hufflepuff they even asked if i knew
30:19harris that's fantastic news kyle said harris didn't say anything to me he's probably worried
30:27he won't pass the final assessment cedric said it's a tough spot wanting to keep it quiet until he's
30:34certain maybe this year we can win another quidditch cup kyle said thoughtfully three years as captain of
30:41the winning team would look great on his resume that's what i was thinking but harris doesn't seem
30:47to care at all cedric said with a helpless smile the griffinders were out training at the crack of
30:53dawn but harris went to hogsmeade with some of the others well that sounds like harris kyle chuckled
31:01but with his skills i'm sure he'll have no trouble making it into a professional team
31:06channel dream novel chapter 280 hogsmeade perhaps inspired by harris kyle decided to join his friends
31:14for a trip to hogsmeade on the first weekend of the new school year although kyle had visited hogsmeade
31:20before he'd always snuck in through a secret passage now that he was in his third year he could finally
31:26go openly during the last herbology class before the weekend he'd handed in his permission slip to
31:32professor sprout in the foyer filch was checking names against a long list ensuring no unauthorized
31:39students slipped out but kyle and his friend strolled out confidently permission slips and all
31:46unlike the small muggle village of saint catchpole hogsmeade was a true wizarding village where every
31:52resident was a witch or wizard however property prices were anything but cheap kyle had looked into
31:59it once and found that even building a small house in the most remote corner would cost at least 20 000
32:04galleons and that was the current price due to the presence of the hogs head there were always a few
32:10questionable witches or wizards around which had caused property values to drop decades ago before
32:17the hogs head opened a plot of land here would have cost upwards of 50 000 galleons back then it was
32:23considered prime real estate in the wizarding world despite the hogs head's reputation kyle and his friends
32:30had nothing to worry about professors mcgonagall and fliddick were in hogsmeade with them and nobody
32:36would dare stir up trouble with professors around in fact these visit days were the most orderly times
32:42in hogsmeade the more dubious witches and wizards were on their best behavior even being mindful about
32:48littering lest they attract unwanted attention from the professors and as the most popular wizarding village
32:55hogsmeade had plenty to explore from the moment they entered they could see the colorful signs of
33:01various shops lining the road first up was zonko's joke shop fred and george's favorite haunt they spent
33:09nearly all their saved pocket money here just down the road were the owl post office and honey duke's
33:15sweet shop we could come here every day but visiting day is always the best fred said with a grin
33:22yes george sighed if only we could come every week knowing today was visiting day they had stuffed
33:29themselves with skiving snack boxes to fake sickness and successfully dodge quidditch practice
33:35the professors don't have all day cedric said counting the galleons in his money bag this isn't so bad
33:42though last year our first visit day wasn't until late october yes that was rough fred laughed
33:50you've caught it at the perfect time kyle we're heading to zonko's want to come with us he added
33:58sure let's all go together kyle decided after a moment the others agreed it was visiting day after
34:06all and they had plenty of time to wander through the village at their leisure the group walked into zonko's
34:12where fred and george greeted a shop assistant with round glasses behind the counter as if they were at home
34:18hi got anything rare fred asked always the assistant pushed his round glasses up his nose and pointed to
34:29a pair on display these glasses here anyone who wears them will get hopelessly lost even in the
34:35most familiar places sounds perfect fred said stroking his chin we could give a pair to that
34:42dolt marcus maybe he'd end up tossing the quaffle into his own goal good idea george chuckled but these
34:49glasses are so obvious even marcus with his troll-like brain would probably know better than to wear them
34:57not a problem the assistant replied he tapped the glasses frames lightly and the original round lenses
35:04morphed into a subtle square shape another tap and the frames changed again this time sporting snakes
35:12lions badgers eagles and shifting styles round rimless monocle like we've created a total of 39 styles
35:21he said with a grin nudging the glasses toward them there's bound to be one that fits we'll take them
35:29fred and george chimed in unison how much five galleons and ten sickles that's pretty steep fred observed
35:38it's a brand new item the shop assistant explained but i can offer you a discount ten sickles off george
35:48asked hopefully no five galleons and nine sickles fred and george ended up buying the labyrinth glasses
35:56after all and they also stocked up on fireworks in the shop unlike them the others were almost entirely
36:03focused on browsing kanna and cho were whispering over a pile of hairpins that would snap at anyone
36:09who tried to touch them while cedric had paused in front of a broomstick that appeared to hover in mid
36:14air of course this broomstick was just another prank item as soon as someone climbed onto it it would
36:21spray glue onto their legs sticking them in place before letting out a loud popping sound cedric was tempted
36:27to buy it but the 20 galleon price tag made him think twice it was far too expensive not worth the
36:34joke when they finally left zonko's only kyle apart from fred and george had made a purchase a box of
36:42birdie bots every flavor beans zonko's version however was nothing like the sweet shops these beans
36:49weren't remotely sweet they all tasted awful yet the packaging was almost indistinguishable from the
36:55original kyle planned to gift it to some lucky recipient for christmas after that the group
37:02headed to honey dukes where they were at serious risk of parting with their last galleon row upon
37:08row of shelves was loaded with tempting sweets big creamy chunks of nougat shiny pink coconut ice
37:15honey colored toffee a seemingly endless variety of chocolates and a large bin of the regular birdie
37:20bots every flavor beans on the far side of the shop though were the treats with special effects drobble's
37:27best blowing gum which would fill a room with bubbles lasting for days small black pepper pots
37:32that spat fire when eaten peppermint toads that would bounce around in your stomach exploding bonbons that
37:38quite literally exploded and acid pops that could burn a hole through your tongue kyle also spotted a
37:45jar in the corner with dumbledore's favorite treat cockroach clusters that corner of the shop was
37:51noticeably empty but then again who in their right mind would buy something like that now the fun in this
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