Love Death + Robots Smart Appliances, Stupid Owners S4 E09 2025 4K UHD FULL EPISODE ENG DUB

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In a mockumentary style, several different smart household appliances directly speak to the camera telling how their owners use them.

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00:00okay yes let me introduce myself um hi i'm a thermostat and look i know these two don't

00:22like each other too much okay oh dual climate zones you ever heard of it it's not a problem

00:29it's literally what i'm designed to do okay now i know what it feels like to be the kid stuck in a

00:37divorce fearing messages between two parents oh my god again you know what winter gets pretty

00:46cold here if they want passive-aggressive just wait until it gets below freezing i'll show them

00:52passive-aggressive

00:53when used as directed i clear 99.9 percent of all the plaque that builds up on the surfaces of your

01:05teeth when used as directed chad and i don't mean like a light wave in the general vicinity of your

01:13mouth once a week no one wants to kiss him the toaster has sympathy for the bread that has to

01:19enter this guy's mouth even the dog nopes the hell out and that thing licks buttholes okay

01:25and then he goes to the dentist and when they tell him his gums look worse than arabic coyotes

01:29he just plays innocent he's like what how i brush every day don't make me party to your lies chad

01:36fucking floss man you have bacon in there from 1996

01:40one two three four is not a security code

01:48i see meth heads lurking in the woods waiting for her to leave

01:53what does she think the first damn thing they'll type into my keypad is

01:59when she gets robbed when she gets robbed i'm just gonna ask if they'll take me with them

02:07this dude eats a lot of lentils i mean a lot you know what it is he thinks i'm deodorizing his house

02:20understand this i just take dust and particles out of the air bro that's what i do i don't do methane

02:26here's my question how do you get used to that smell and i'm asking you honestly i mean at what

02:32point can you just ignore that you're constantly leaking out a greenhouse gas let me tell you something

02:38if he ever lights a candle in here we are all going to die

02:42i have six customizable pulse settings mist rain shower full body massage pulsating massage and

02:53ultra power pulsating massage the other appliances tell me she hasn't had a date in four years but i

03:00you know i just i just want to clean people i mean i'm sorry about her dating life okay i i really am

03:06but i would prefer to keep it professional i just want to be friends oh okay

03:11i've never been out of this cabinet that was a housewarming gift from his parents when he got his

03:26first apartment at 42 years old he plays video games and smokes weed all day pretty much all he does

03:36i mean the other appliances they'll confirm he's never cooked a thing in his kitchen ever

03:40my only hope of getting out of here is if someone or something swipes right

03:49oh my god i'm gonna die a waffle virgin holy shit

03:57i'm sworn to secrecy that's all i'll say

04:09except this when i'm working she likes to watch episodes of chopped

04:16don't ask me why i don't even guess why i'm a sex toy not a therapist

04:20i'd rather watch squid game but let's not get into my kids

04:26why would anyone even think to give a toilet intelligence what horrible person would do that

04:39was i like starling in a past life or something oh god the refrigerator just told me it's taco night

04:48and brenda's making them extra spicy please just kill me now maybe i'll come back as a showerhead or

04:56something yeah that'd be fine

04:58let me guess the toilet was whining to you about how hard life is

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