00:01¿Qué?
00:02¿Qué?
00:03¡Zombieland Double Tap!
00:04More than just the F-Bomb trailer.
00:07It's been ten years since the zombie apocalypse.
00:11Oh my god, we're back again!
00:13And this dysfunctional family...
00:15Merry Christmas!
00:16Do you know what I would like?
00:17I don't give a fuck what you'd like.
00:20...has survived by using their wits...
00:23Please forgive me! It's fake fur!
00:25...and by following the rules...
00:27The rules are for pussies. Nothing personal.
00:29How could that not be personal? That's like my whole thing.
00:31Yeah, you're right. It was personal.
00:33On October 18...
00:35What made you do it? And don't say the script.
00:37Can this be just between us?
00:39Drugs cost money.
00:41Didn't see that coming, right?
00:43Some kind of zombie, stronger, faster, better adapted to the hunt.
00:47They're much more afraid of us than we are of them.
00:51You'll be the first to die, but I like your enthusiasm.
00:54You might die. Thank you for your sacrifice.
00:56From the director of Venom...
00:59Need a ride?
01:00Oh, yeah.
01:03Penwriters of Deadpool.
01:05La Casablanca.
01:07Oh, God.
01:08Well, I think I would have made a damn fine president.
01:10I think those cigars were left over from the Clinton administration.
01:17Academy Award nominee...
01:18Woody Harrelson.
01:19Let's kick some dicks.
01:20Academy Award nominee...
01:22Jesse Eisenberg.
01:23Right now? Right now.
01:24Academy Award nominee...
01:26Abigail Breslin.
01:27You don't have weed, do you?
01:28Boom!
01:29Academy Award winner...
01:30Emma Stone.
01:35What the fuck?
01:36Zombieland Double Tap.
01:38Time to nut up or shut up.
01:40That saying's very 2009.
01:42February 2009.
01:43Ha, ha, ha.
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