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Father Donal Maguire is briefed on alien marine cephalopods called the Lupo, who initiated contact, desiring to converse with him after he witnesses the supposed resurrection of a dolphin known as Blackfin that the Lupo believes is the Messiah. Pressured by superiors, the military, and public opinion, Donal agrees to meet the alien representative during a walk along the beach. When Blackfin reappears and communicates a 'gospel' to the representative, it concludes that humans have been killing dolphins. In response, it declares a crusade as the Lupo fleet appears in the sky and begins exterminating humanity, much to Donal's dismay.
Transcript
00:00The End
00:29A delegation from the aliens known as the Lupo have just made contact with the United Nations.
00:36The entire world has been gripped by fear since the aliens' spaceships first appeared in Earth orbit,
00:40and the extraterrestrial visitors have, until now, maintained a profound silence.
00:45But in a dramatic turn of events, the Lupo expressed a desire to communicate.
00:50And officials.
00:54I just don't understand why it has to be me, Your Excellency.
00:56He wants to speak to the priest who witnessed and proclaimed the Blackfin Resurrection.
01:04I just got carried away with all the press attention, all the oil spill stuff, those poor dolphins dying.
01:11No, no, no, don't be so modest, Father.
01:13I understand our visitor believes it to be a genuine miracle.
01:18What are they, priests?
01:19Aye, old bloody race of priests, apparently.
01:22What parish are they?
01:31The church is still formulating its position in regard to these Lupo.
01:39So, don't...
01:41Don't fuck it up.
01:44What?
01:53The spirits, we can't leave!
01:57Keep the birds at your mouth!
01:59Save us! Save us!
02:01Save us!
02:02Father, tell viewers how you feel about the recent reports this year.
02:05No comment.
02:07Well, I did have a...
02:07God, it's not our face!
02:09That's a fucking alien!
02:11We know the Lupo are sea dwellers.
02:14Their home is a gas giant.
02:16Fifty light years away.
02:19We understand little of their culture and intentions.
02:23And more warringly, we know nothing of their military capabilities.
02:26Based on their ships, we assume significant.
02:31So be clear not to start a war, then.
02:33Let me bottom line it for you.
02:40Don't fuck up.
02:42I'm hearing that a lot.
02:45Sorry!
03:08How do I know when the new power is going to arrive?
03:11Sorry!
03:11Sorry!
03:11How do I know when the new power is going to arrive?
03:13Sorry!
03:14Don't touch me!
03:40When the new power jumped, we got more surely on the lookout for me.
03:44Greetings. Please accompany me.
04:05Tell me, Father Maguire, do you consider yourself a religious man?
04:11A rather strange question, considering my profession. Our profession.
04:17But you are a man of faith.
04:20I like to think so. Although my faith has been tested on occasion.
04:25Faith cannot be real unless it has been tested.
04:29Do you witness the resurrection of the Blackfell?
04:33Resurrection is what some of the papers called it.
04:35The church had a very different view.
04:37There was a whole pod washed ashore after an oil spill.
04:42When we found them, sadly, they'd been dead for a few days.
04:48And then suddenly, one of them came back to life.
04:54Blackfin, you know, she's alluring to herself.
05:06Some days she turns up, other days...
05:10Doing her own thing out there.
05:12Here she is.
05:27Here she is.
05:35Here she is.
05:40Kneel before the Messiah.
05:42Praise be.
06:02The Messiah has delivered her gospel.
06:05It is strange that the God of those who swim has shown her benediction on this world.
06:13But it is not my place to question the word of God.
06:19Oh, no, mine.
06:20But...
06:20She gives a testament of rampant murder by those who walk of those who swim.
06:25Oh, now, hang on.
06:27I think we may have gone off on the wrong foot here.
06:28We do not have feet.
06:32And so, our crusade begins.
06:37And what begins?
06:38I think you're being a bit hasty.
06:49I think you're being a bit hasty.
06:49I think you're being a bit hasty.
07:00Shit!
07:02No!
07:03No, wait!
07:05Come on, we can talk about this!
07:07Hey!
07:10Come back!
07:17No!
07:19No!
07:20What in Christ's name is happening?
07:26I think
07:27we fucked up.
07:39talking
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