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Young Sheldon - Season 7 Ep 14 | Eng Sub
Meet a child genius named Sheldon Cooper (already seen as an adult in The Big Bang Theory (2007)) and his family. Some unique challenges face Sheldon, who is socially impaired.#
Meet a child genius named Sheldon Cooper (already seen as an adult in The Big Bang Theory (2007)) and his family. Some unique challenges face Sheldon, who is socially impaired.#
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00:01Previously on Young Sheldon...
00:03Oh, dear.
00:04You having a hard time adjusting to high school?
00:06I'm having a hard time adjusting to Earth.
00:08Hey, doofus!
00:10Who's going to church with me tomorrow?
00:12I'll go with you, Mom.
00:13You don't believe in God.
00:14Nope, but I believe in Mom.
00:16Look at my face.
00:17Tell me what you see.
00:18That you're old.
00:19I can't help!
00:20Hang down!
00:22I have a tough time making friends, too.
00:24Well, good luck on your quest to find a friend.
00:26Tell me where it hurts.
00:28If it's funny, it's a bazinga.
00:30What a charming young man.
00:32Coug.
00:36You tell my granddaughter she can't play baseball?
00:38Meemaw got a day with the coach.
00:40Why Sheldon Cooper should go to college.
00:42Jeez.
00:45You be Spock, I'll be Kirk.
00:47Aye, Captain.
00:48Greetings, Mother.
00:49Are you running a gambling room in the back of the lawn event?
00:52No.
00:53Please stop running.
00:54I love you.
01:01Sorry, that was a little hard.
01:02I'm Georgie.
01:03Mandy.
01:05I'm pregnant.
01:06She's here.
01:08Dad would need to get out of the car.
01:10Connie, I'm so sorry.
01:12I'm going to MIT.
01:14Caltech?
01:15Caltech!
01:16It had been 27 days since my father's funeral and everyone was still understandably out of sorts.
01:26Finish up.
01:27We gotta get to church.
01:28We already went Wednesday and Thursday.
01:30Is that enough?
01:31Jesus died for you.
01:32He didn't ask if that was enough.
01:35Please let us come live with you.
01:37Just give her some time.
01:38She'll settle down.
01:39Do we really have to go?
01:40Yes.
01:41You really have to go.
01:43Even as a child, I was always doing things to make other people happy.
01:48Doing things to make other people happy?
01:50You've got to be kidding me.
01:52You...
01:53Don't read over my shoulder.
01:54Well, are you writing your memoir or a fantasy novel?
01:58For your information, the word memoir comes from memory.
02:01And these memories are mine.
02:03And since when do you go out of your way to make other people happy?
02:07How about once a year on your birthday?
02:10Other than that, when?
02:12All the time.
02:13Sheldon, while I was giving birth, you zoomed into a seminar.
02:16You were taking forever to dilate.
02:18And I'd already made my contribution to the project.
02:21Which, need I remind you, was on your birthday.
02:24I would love to dissect your brain to see which part is missing.
02:28Or you'll find an all-new structure no one's ever seen before.
02:32An evolutionary leap forward.
02:34Don't push me, I have a bone saw.
02:36All these years and the passion is still there.
02:40Nobody else is stronger than I am.
02:44Yesterday I moved a mountain.
02:47I bet I could be your hero.
02:50I am a mighty little man.
02:53I am a mighty little man.
02:57Let me remind you that Emmanuel means God with us.
03:05And I promise you, he is.
03:08Now let's all bow our heads in silent prayer.
03:11What is that?
03:16It's my new laptop.
03:17Dr. Sturgis and Dr. Linkletter gave it to me as a graduation gift.
03:20Why is it here?
03:21It's a laptop.
03:22This is where my lap is.
03:23Does it have games on it?
03:25Solitaire Minesweeper.
03:26Let me try.
03:27No.
03:28Put it away.
03:29Uh, Coopers?
03:31Is there an issue?
03:33No, no.
03:34Keep praying.
03:35We'll catch up.
03:36Sheldon, what you got there?
03:38An IBM ThinkPad.
03:40Does that seem appropriate for church?
03:42It's a miracle of technology.
03:44Luddites, this is a portable computer.
03:4750 megahertz of processing power, 4 megabytes of RAM.
03:51Behold and worship!
03:53What a mischievous imp I was.
03:56We should start getting ready.
03:57Oh, hold on.
03:58You want to see something neat?
03:59Is it you starting to get ready for your son's hockey game?
04:02Because that would be neat.
04:03Oh, I'm not going to that.
04:04But check this out.
04:06My first laptop from 1994.
04:09Terrific.
04:10What do you mean you're not going?
04:12Children on skates hitting a rubber puck with a stick.
04:15Why would I want to see that?
04:16Because Leonard is your son and he is one of those children.
04:19This is why I wanted to wait until cloning was possible.
04:22Because the old fashioned way got us a hockey player.
04:26Get dressed.
04:27But I'm busy.
04:28I'm writing about my last few days in Texas before going to Caltech.
04:31It's very emotional.
04:33I can see that.
04:34Hit the showers.
04:35Yeah, but I'm right in the middle.
04:37Mom's going off the rails.
04:39I'm holding the whole family together.
04:41This is riveting stuff.
04:42Well, I am leaving in an hour and you are coming with me.
04:45Stop it.
04:46You are not sick.
04:47You're not that kind of doctor.
04:48You don't know.
04:49Is this what you do when I'm not here?
04:50You could have walked in on a lot worse.
04:52Hey, how's it going over there?
04:54About as good as you could hope.
04:55Just worried about Mary.
04:56Is she hitting the bottle?
04:57Hitting the Bible.
04:58Hard.
04:59Well, that's not that bad.
05:00Well, she's pushing away her children just when they need her the most.
05:02Other than being there for them, what else can you do?
05:03I don't know.
05:04Hey, you know when I was young.
05:05Lost and mad at the world.
05:06Picking up a guitar.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Kept me from going down a bad road.
05:09Yeah.
05:10So what are you saying?
05:11Missy and Shelton, she's not like I'm Charles Mary.
05:12I was in a mom's house.
05:13I was young, you know, lost and mad at the world.
05:14I'm picking up a guitar.
05:15Kept me from going down a bad road.
05:16So what are you saying?
05:17Missy and Shelton, she's not enough to have a star.
05:18His mother's daddy?
05:19I know she doesn't come to hell.
05:20I was like silver, I'm so asleep.
05:21Is he missing a gel?
05:22You should be asleep.
05:23I can feel it.
05:24I got a little confused.
05:25Other than being there for them, what else can you do?
05:29I don't know.
05:30Hey, you know, when I was young, lost and mad at the world, picking up a guitar kept
05:36me from going down a bad road.
05:39So what are you saying?
05:40Missy and Sheldon should form a band?
05:42Work for the carpenters.
05:44Put some pants on.
05:49I got no pants on my legs.
05:57Why is there still a place, Matt, there?
05:59It's your father's seat.
06:00But he's not here.
06:03He's here in spirit?
06:04No, he's not.
06:05Shut up, Sheldon.
06:09Chicken's good, Mary.
06:10Thank the colonel I wasn't up to cooking.
06:12Eleven secret herbs and spices.
06:15It's a delicious mystery.
06:17Mandy, did you change the topic to fried chicken because my topic was awkward?
06:20I did.
06:21And is it awkward that I'm bringing it up again?
06:23It's getting there.
06:25It's not a magic chair.
06:26Anyone can sit there.
06:27And even if spirits existed, which they don't, they can't call dibs on furniture.
06:31If I sit in it, will you please stop talking about it?
06:34I suppose so.
06:35Bye.
06:36Bye.
06:37Bye.
06:38Bye.
06:39Bye.
06:40Bye.
06:41Bye.
06:42Bye.
06:43Bye.
06:44Bye.
06:45Bye.
06:46Not yet, Laura.
06:48Sorry.
06:50There's something I have been thinking about that I would like you kids to consider.
06:54I want you both to get baptized.
06:58This is some good chicken.
07:00See how I change the subject when mom made it awkward?
07:02No.
07:03I am serious.
07:05This is important.
07:06It is about saving your souls.
07:08I'm not doing it.
07:09Me neither.
07:10It ain't no big deal, I did it.
07:11Really?
07:12Yeah.
07:13He kissed a girl in the tub and she punched him in the face.
07:17Really?
07:20I'm going to say pepper's one of the secret spices.
07:22That leaves ten.
07:23OK, enough changing the subject.
07:25You two are getting baptized, and that is the end of the discussion.
07:28You can't make us.
07:29End of discussion.
07:33So tell me about this girl you kissed.
07:35Can we please talk about something else?
07:37Fine.
07:40Her name was Veronica Duncan, and he was madly in love with her
07:42for years.
07:44End of discussion.
07:45She kind of looked like you.
07:47Except taller.
07:48And younger.
07:49Mm-hmm.
07:58Hey.
07:59What you watching?
08:01Nothing.
08:03Where's your mom?
08:04I don't know.
08:05Probably church.
08:06Again.
08:08Yeah, I guess she's been a little extra nutty.
08:12Religious.
08:13She dragged me to church three times this week.
08:16Do you know who goes to church on Thursdays?
08:18Who?
08:19Losers.
08:20Sorry.
08:23Hey, why don't we get out of here and do something?
08:25Like what?
08:26I don't know.
08:27Something fun.
08:28Can we go to a bar?
08:29No.
08:30Tattoo parlor?
08:31No.
08:32Do you even know what fun is anymore?
08:35No.
08:36No.
08:37No.
08:51You okay?
08:52I'm fine, just talking with God.
08:54They say something to upset you?
08:55Because I give them what for?
08:56Georgie, that is disrespectful.
08:57Sorry.
08:58Just trying to cheer you up.
08:59If you really want to cheer me up, help convince your brother and sister to get baptized.
09:01I already told them I did it.
09:02You treat it like it was a joke.
09:03Everyone in this family is treating it like it's a joke and it's not.
09:07Okay.
09:08Sorry to interrupt.
09:09Meemaw.
09:10That's Georgie.
09:11I'm sorry.
09:12I'm sorry.
09:13I'm sorry.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:15I'm sorry.
09:16You really want to cheer me up, help convince your brother and sister to get baptized?
09:19I already told them I did it.
09:20You treated it like it was a joke.
09:21Everyone in this family is treating it like it's a joke and it's not.
09:24Okay.
09:25Sorry to interrupt.
09:30Maimaw, that's Georgie.
09:37I'm worried about Mom.
09:40Look, I just want to say I'm really sorry for what you're going through.
09:48People keep saying they're sorry.
09:50It's so stupid.
09:51I'm sorry.
09:52Sorry.
09:53I just want you to know that I'm here for you.
09:57If you need anything.
09:58I mean, after all, we are sisters, in-law.
10:01Anything?
10:02Like a dad who's not dead and a mom who's not crazy.
10:05Okay, now, crazy moms. That one I know.
10:07I actually have the Girl Scout badge.
10:11I can't talk to her about anything.
10:13It's all about Jesus and God, and now she wants me to get baptized.
10:17Well, come on. I mean, she's going through a tough time, too.
10:20I'm sorry.
10:21Okay, that's the last one. All right, I'm sorry. Sorry.
10:58Hey, what you doing?
11:05Packing my things for California.
11:07You're taking your toy trains?
11:08They're not toys. They're historically accurate facsimiles.
11:11They go woo-woo when you press the button, right?
11:15They're not joyless facsimiles.
11:17Okay, well, I'll see you later.
11:21Where are you going?
11:22To the cemetery to visit your dad.
11:25Don't suppose you want to join me?
11:27He's not there.
11:28I know he's not there. He's in heaven.
11:30Because he got baptized.
11:32Hmm.
11:33Kudos on the rhetorical ambush.
11:35Although, if he's in heaven, why are you going to the cemetery?
11:38Ah, gotcha.
11:39Sheldon, if you don't believe in baptism, what's the harm?
11:42The harm? You're asking me to get in a big tub of unchlorinated human filth.
11:46Pig cleans it.
11:47Does she?
11:48Pig says she cleans it.
11:50And if that is what is stopping you, I will personally scrub it out.
11:54Mother, I can't be a hypocrite.
11:56This ritual is just superstitious nonsense to make you feel better.
12:00And you taking all your things to college isn't just to make you feel better?
12:05You are on your game today.
12:06Does that mean you'll get baptized?
12:09I gazed lovingly at her.
12:11I thought about how much she had been through and how much this would mean to her.
12:16And then I said, not a chance, lady.
12:22Pull it, sir.
12:23I thought you were taking a shower.
12:25I thought I was, too.
12:27But the muse had other plans.
12:29What are you wearing?
12:31It's a hockey jersey.
12:32Here, I got you one.
12:33I'm not wearing this silly thing.
12:35When I first met you, you bought all of your shirts from a comic book store.
12:39And I'd still be wearing them if they hadn't mysteriously disappeared.
12:42Sheldon, I know you're not a fan of sports, but it would mean so much to Leonard to have
12:49his father in the stands supporting him.
12:51He knows I love him, despite his foolish and embarrassing hobby.
12:55Sheldon, it is not a hobby.
12:57The end of discussion.
12:58Do not tell...
12:59The end.
13:03Mark your cute behind upstairs and get in that shower.
13:06Fine.
13:10But that doesn't mean I'm going.
13:13Means I value good hygiene.
13:18Hey.
13:19Funny meeting you here.
13:22Brought George a lone star.
13:24That's nice, but they don't drink in heaven.
13:26Oh.
13:27Then let's not let that go to waste.
13:30How'd you know I was here?
13:32Sheldon.
13:33Oh, yeah.
13:34I'm worried about him.
13:37He's worried about you.
13:39I'm worried about you.
13:41Me?
13:42I'm doing fine.
13:44Jesus is helping me through.
13:46I don't question that.
13:48But I do question why you're not spending more time with your son, who's leaving in a few
13:55days, and your daughter, who may be leaving as we speak.
13:59She's doing okay.
14:00She's not.
14:01You just don't know that, because you're spending all your time praying.
14:04I'm praying for them.
14:07Mary, they don't need your prayers.
14:11They need their mother.
14:14And I need to know that their souls are saved.
14:17Oh, I should have brought more beer.
14:20I know that I'm not winning any popularity contests, but I'm going to do whatever it takes to make
14:25sure that my kids are safe.
14:27In this life and the next.
14:29Damn.
14:31I really thought I was going to bring you around.
14:33I'm on my game today.
14:35Sheldon said so.
14:35It's so empty.
14:48I know you're eager to turn it into a ballet studio or a gossip parlor or whatever it is
14:53girls your age enjoy.
14:56Everything is just so different lately.
14:58Change is terrible.
15:00I've been saying it since I no longer fit in my high chair.
15:01We spent a lot of time together in this room, huh?
15:06We did.
15:10Oh, good.
15:11You're both here.
15:13Sit down.
15:14Why?
15:15Yeah, why?
15:17Sit.
15:21Listen, I talked to your mom about this baptism thing.
15:23You got us out of it?
15:24No.
15:25You need to do it.
15:27But it's against my well-established atheism.
15:29It's not about you.
15:30Your mom needs this.
15:32You can't make me.
15:34You're right.
15:34I can't.
15:38But I'm watching my daughter fall apart right now.
15:44I'm just asking for 20 minutes of your time.
15:51Please.
15:53Fine.
15:54Okay.
16:00It's weird when they cry.
16:04I do not care for it.
16:13Okay.
16:14This is where you can get changed into your bathing suits and robes.
16:17Boys there.
16:18Girls there.
16:19Let's just get this over with.
16:20I want to say again how sorry I am for your loss.
16:24I know your dad is real proud of you right now.
16:26Our dad's gone.
16:28Screw this.
16:30Missy.
16:31You said you'd do it.
16:33Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
16:34I've been going home.
16:42I'll give you a minute.
16:43Are you going to go, too?
16:52I know you don't believe.
16:55I don't, but I believe in you.
17:06Okay, now, our next baptism is for Sheldon Lee Cooper, our soon-to-be brother in Christ.
17:14And personally, this is a big get for me.
17:18Sheldon, we're ready for you.
17:19Sheldon, we're ready for you.
17:49What's important is, who's here?
17:56Oh, my.
17:58What are you doing?
18:00You never told me you were baptized.
18:03Yes, and I got a pretty nasty ear infection from my troubles.
18:07And you went through with it just to please your mother.
18:10Well, she may not have understood me or the things I cared about,
18:15but she did everything she could for me.
18:20My dad did, too.
18:23Hmm.
18:24That must have been great, having parents who supported you, despite all your differences.
18:30Oh, yes.
18:32Looking back, that was...
18:34That was the ultimate gift.
18:37Hey.
18:38Smartest man in the world.
18:41I brought you to the water.
18:43Take a freaking sip.
18:45You're drawing a parallel.
18:47Yes.
18:48I'm not wearing the jersey.
18:52Okay.
18:52But it is cold there.
18:54Fine.
18:54I'll wear it.
18:56And by the way, your daughter wants to take acting classes.
18:59I told you we never should have let Penny babysit.
19:02Eventually, my mom sold the house.
19:14My dad's chair was gone.
19:20My spot was gone.
19:25Where we ate together.
19:27But I can still remember it exactly the way it was the day I left for Caltech.
19:35Hey.
19:38What are you doing?
19:40Taking it all in one last time.
19:42So I remember it when I'm older.
19:45You're going to remember me?
19:48I have an eidetic memory.
19:49I have no choice.
19:52Ha.
19:57You lost?
20:09No.
20:10I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be.
20:27You lost?
20:27I lost?
20:42Oh.
20:46Ooh.
20:50Ooh.
20:50Ooh.
20:51Ooh.
20:51Mm.
20:52Ooh.
20:53Ooh.
20:54Ooh.
20:54Ooh.
20:55Ooh.
20:55Ooh.
20:56Ooh.
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