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Love Island UK S12 E41
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00:00Let's get down tonight. We roll out the red carpet for a night of drama. Really?
00:07This is gonna end up in an injury. What are you doing?
00:14Comedy. Does he make your coffee? Don't do the accent.
00:17Chicken and a chanakol.
00:19And some very fruity fun and games. You've got half the fried eggs for this.
00:24Con, your ass is rock solid.
00:26We get big laughs out of the smallest things, like the Islanders throwing shade.
00:32You're only gonna do one?
00:33Yeah, I'm not doing your side.
00:34And a show bulging with hidden treats.
00:37Camry's got a right view there.
00:39We've squeezed a lot into a very small space and we're ready to let rip.
00:45Disgusting.
00:46So dip your toes in and throw your legs in the air like you really do care.
00:53Oh my god, that's a joke.
00:54This is Love Island Unseen Bag.
00:57Cheers to that.
00:58Let's get down to business.
01:00Maybe I'll make a bagel.
01:02This week on Love Island, it's been emotional.
01:20There's been tears.
01:27More tears.
01:28It's all right, mate.
01:29It's all right.
01:30And even more tears.
01:32It's a shit situation, bro.
01:34I'm emotionally exhausted, guys.
01:38But now it's time to dry your eyes.
01:48We've been here before.
01:50I've got deja vu.
01:51I've got deja vu.
01:52Of what?
01:53This happened before.
01:54This has happened before.
01:56When did it happen in your dream?
01:58We have been here before, Meg.
02:00Last Saturday night, to be exact.
02:03It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
02:08Cheers to that.
02:09Amen, sister.
02:10So raise a glass as we lead you on a merry dance to the finest unseen action of the week.
02:16He actually looks like YG.
02:20Immerse yourself and an hour of crazy spectacles for the eyes that will shake you to your very core.
02:30How do you guys have so much energy?
02:39Putting the show together calls for big balls.
02:4128.
02:42Get up!
02:4329.
02:44Oh!
02:45Ready?
02:46And an ability to read the sign that says,
02:48THIS IS LOVE ISLAND UNSEEN BITS!
02:51Do you feel bad?
02:52Um, it looks bad.
02:54Let's have some wine!
02:57Having spent six weeks in each other's company,
03:00the OG Islanders have developed an extremely close bond
03:03and started speaking with one voice.
03:06My fedora.
03:07Shakira.
03:08Shakira.
03:09Shakira, why don't you like my fedora?
03:11Who's that supposed to be?
03:12Ben.
03:13No, you don't see the vision.
03:16You don't see the vision.
03:17That is literally how he speaks.
03:18That is how he speaks.
03:19It's literally Ben's own dialogue.
03:21I think it's time to come up with a plan.
03:23So, say I pull her for a chat, yeah?
03:25Yeah.
03:26And you're Shakira.
03:27How you feeling?
03:28I'm good, you know.
03:30I didn't expect the action.
03:36Good, yeah.
03:37Just good.
03:38I'm good.
03:39How are you today?
03:40Con?
03:41Good.
03:42Yeah, yeah.
03:43How's your time?
03:44He's not giving me what I need.
03:46What do you need?
03:47I need you.
03:52That took about 15 seconds.
03:55Got a coffee from Con this morning.
03:57Hell to the air.
03:58So, what happens when Ty makes you a coffee now?
04:00Exactly.
04:01Yeah, what are you going to do about that?
04:03He was like, does he make your coffee?
04:05And I was like, yeah.
04:06And he's like, oh, well I'm quicker.
04:07And I was like, all right.
04:08Don't do the accent.
04:10You make him sound like a leprechaun.
04:13Leprechauns making your coffee in the morning.
04:15Leprechaun.
04:17Yes, Shakira.
04:18Stop doing that silly accent.
04:20You'll offend leprechauner.
04:27When they're not cracking on or sounding off,
04:29our islanders always end up talking about food.
04:31And in this unseen clip, Andrada and Ben are discussing
04:34a famous Scouse delicacy.
04:36Did you have breakfast?
04:37I'm waiting for the chicken.
04:38Oh, yeah.
04:39Chicken.
04:40Chicken.
04:41Chicken.
04:42I'm waiting for the chicken.
04:43Do the Scouse.
04:44Chicken.
04:45Chicken.
04:46No.
04:47Chicken.
04:48Chicken.
04:49No.
04:50Chicken.
04:54Chicken.
04:55No, no, no.
04:57No.
04:58Chicken.
04:59Chicken.
05:00Chicken and a can of Coke.
05:02That's not...
05:08Can of Coke.
05:10Stop.
05:11Nah.
05:12Chicken and a can of Coke.
05:13No, no.
05:14It's all going...
05:15Is chicken and a can of Coke?
05:16Is that Scouse her?
05:18Yeah.
05:19Lucy, say chicken and a can of Coke.
05:22Chicken and a can of Coke.
05:24You see?
05:25In fairness, it's pretty hard to get it right.
05:29People of Liverpool, I salute you all.
05:31There is no greater accent.
05:33And I look forward to seeing you all on my next tour.
05:35Book early to avoid disappointment.
05:37Ever wondered what you're supposed to do if you ever bring a bombshell back from Casa?
05:49Here's Tommy's top tips for you.
05:52Step one, make sure you wake up in a cute little montage.
05:57Step two, cook her her favourite breakfast eggs and avocado.
06:01Step three, assume that with all the excitement, she may well have forgotten your name.
06:07So find a way to subtly remind her.
06:09This is so cute, Tommy.
06:11That's all right.
06:12You deserve it.
06:13Thanks for the tips, Tommy.
06:15But what you didn't get to see was how Tommy made that cute breakfast.
06:20What?
06:21How the fuck do you make squashed avocado?
06:23You just, you literally just...
06:25How do you do it?
06:26You literally just squash it, like...
06:27Man, that's a lime.
06:28It's not an avocado.
06:30That's an avocado, innit?
06:32Charles?
06:33No, bro.
06:34It's got to be.
06:35Man, man.
06:36Yeah, that's a lime.
06:37Yeah, that's a lime.
06:38That's not an avocado.
06:39No, it is a lime.
06:40Bro, yeah.
06:41For me.
06:42I swear I saw avocado in it.
06:44This thing?
06:45No, that's not an avocado.
06:46No, it is a lime.
06:47Bro, yeah.
06:48For me.
06:49I swear I saw avocado in it.
06:50This thing?
06:51No, that's a lemon.
06:56Avocado's darker on the outside, like.
06:58It's like nearly black.
06:59Really?
07:00That's a mango.
07:01It kind of looks like that.
07:03What the fuck's an avocado, then?
07:05I don't think we've got any.
07:07Yeah, there mightn't be any.
07:08You can use guac instead if it's there.
07:10She don't like guac.
07:11Man, it's the exact same as avocado.
07:13Go with the guac, Tommy, and while you're at it,
07:16double-check that you're using actual eggs.
07:18You know those things that look a bit like beige avocado?
07:21Oh, dear, this could be tricky.
07:24There's no avocado in the fridge.
07:26Oh, you're cute, thank you.
07:27But I put loads of butter on it.
07:28Yeah, thank you.
07:29In the morning, the moon was high in the sky,
07:38illuminating an overcrowded villa jam-packed with 20 islanders.
07:45the bedroom was so full some of them had to snuggle up in the outside snug
07:52but it's what happened in the dead of night that got the villa really rocking
07:59not to mention keeping the anders awake all night
08:07a lot happened last night but i don't actually know what happened so ben what did happen last
08:20night i just woke up i don't know what i woke up to last night i don't actually genuinely don't
08:24know what animals it is out there what were they doing i thought no what like cows something like
08:30that yeah but i don't even think it was causal it's like a fucking pterodactyl out there don't be
08:37silly ben everyone knows that pterodactyls are extinct oh dear bro you should actually heard what was
08:48going on last night it was actually like jurassic park i've been out i've heard it oh yeah it's crazy
08:52i don't know what what do you reckon it is i should even know what animals are it's not even like just
08:57cows and sheep like i don't know what was making noises
08:59hey rex gonna pull you for a chat if you got lost out there at night you'd be shitting yourself yeah
09:10pitch black yeah
09:11i'm terrified get me out of here do you think he saw us
09:27lucy is the observant type and she has had her eye on cash's gnashers
09:31you got gold teeth
09:35gold teeth yeah i was a pirate about like 1996
09:39oh you know this boy yeah i could not take him seriously
09:42but you said all my shit to me before i was like wow i'm so gullible i would believe anything you tell
09:47me don't worry lucy you're not the only one fooled by the counterfeit cash
09:51boy did you know cash you said what was used to do well table tennis he was top 10 in england for
09:57table tennis how does that even come about like practicing it but how do you know your top what
10:03you used to do competitions really like national championships and shit no way yeah it's jokes
10:10isn't it top 10 of table tennis and that's part of a boy band did you get paid you're part of a boy
10:16band what boy band what part did you play what ball band jls backup dancer good one i'll be serious
10:21bro do you know when i was young like i was like a jls fanboy
10:26he had the posters on the wall no no i went to go watch them at concert so you should know me then
10:31who is your favorite what from jls probably j or j who's that who's j which one's red was he red
10:39j or l or s i don't even know who you don't even know jls members bro what's that about oh my god he's
10:45having you on i wasn't allowed to know their names nda nda jls o-m-g-f-f-s can we please stop with
10:54the three word acronyms or twas as cash calls them in this next unseen clip around us have ditched their
11:06morning workout for an awning workout yeah three two one oh man over the wrong way
11:15you're waiting so loose
11:23oh no no no
11:27oh it's weird getting it that way
11:30not me oh i've lost all momentum i've lost it i've lost it
11:35some strong wrist action there boys all those years training alone in your bedroom as a teenager
11:44clearly paid off but it seems harrison never put in the hours how'd i do it it's upside down
11:50down come on help them out now let's twist it a bit quicker than that let's be that
11:58nah nah nah nah look how slow are you doing there
12:04nice age it's nice to get the rhythm but then when you break rhythm it's actually it's actually
12:10just like shaggy it's hard to get going again
12:12fucking hell keep going you're good you're only going to do one yeah i'm doing your side
12:23oh the girls are getting bacon in the heat
12:28nah come on come on come on you gotta do the other one
12:30ah yeah probably just hey come on mate swallow your pride good boy
12:35good boy harrison you're such a gem thank you so much come on quicker as well
12:39how's it not working quicker quicker i am
12:44hello do you want to be in the sun or do you want to be in the shade
12:46don't i fuck mate get it out
12:50like this tone's still no good you had to tell him to do it if he wanted to he would in it
12:53that part i need some clicks in the building period
12:59there we go not giving the girls some shade is like throwing shade bad move harrison
13:04there has been a lot of deep chats had in that villa this week and after sleeping on it andrada
13:11really wanted to give ben a mouthful
13:16but what did she say next come back after the break to find out
13:34yeah oh go on go on let me say something it's master cash on the beat oh let me tell you something
13:45wait here on the violet yeah i should i got right now
13:49i'm nervous too cash nervous that one day i'm going to be replaced by ai but until then welcome
14:00back to love island unseen
14:08on this show we believe that everything should be seen and heard
14:11that's it shakira don't hold anything back one more for the boys in the back
14:24we encourage our islanders to take a stand oh oh shit oh shit
14:32that was a serious strong feather i'm not even going to try that because it's going to end up in an
14:36injury and give each other the feels
14:41fuck off tommy
14:44i don't like to do that i've just shoot myself
14:51earlier we saw andrada foaming at the mouth and ready to give ben a talking to
14:55but what did she say next i had you on book and i can't break it on one side and then i had
15:02her on that and what did you understand no i understood
15:13that's all i got from that
15:14maybe didn't you understand nah let me do it again yeah you don't hang on outside
15:19i think we need to brush up on your flirting technique andrada
15:31the whole villa was alive with sexual tension this week and this next unseen clip sees a group of
15:36islanders getting very handsy all right you're getting a little bit kinky now no but ben is right
15:43we do need some like some lube one just do it though here we go unseen bits oh yeah jesus i could
15:51be getting used to this you've got too much hair no go on yeah yeah yeah how would you like your
15:57massages hard i like it either as well let me know if you want to go deeper just a little bit deeper
16:07i've got nothing left did you just say i've got no one left do you want it harder no just like on my
16:18shoulders yeah in that your pen's face more than that what's he doing what you don't like it about
16:28oh look at it everyone's looking stop everyone's looking
16:37it can't be that funny it can't be
16:53oh you should have seen ben's face they're all laughing so much does that
16:57qualify as a happy end egg maybe i'll make a bagel how about that does anyone want a bagel
17:09footballers harriet harrison may be good at kicking balls but they are not very good at juggling with
17:14them and when those balls are lemons they really are pith poor i think i'd rather play cricket
17:20yeah but we'll just lose all the lemons if i'm batting anyway
17:23that that that that ah fuck this no good i'm getting a water bowl
17:28that's middle stump no it's not over over i thought you don't be a metaphorical you said it's real
17:40nice this hey but no no no that's my hey i can fill it up after makes water
17:50no run there no problem no run there either no that would have been a maiden that would have been
17:56fun watch this though watch this one catch it catch oh what the fuck are you doing
18:05sorry sorry sorry that was the wrong reverse swing that was reverse
18:08catch it girls ah maybe i'm fucking near me mate okay lads stop it now before you break something
18:15expensive oh no not that draw now are we gonna do all the swooping aerial shots now
18:26oh harrison we're stumped now thanks to you lemons
18:37eight days earlier there was i'm feeling great baby girl how are you feeling
18:43exposure baby girl baby girl i don't think there's something to laugh about being
18:50infection sorry apologies for the comment it was nasty but i intended it to be nasty that's why i said it
18:56and an epidemic i don't understand why you're shouting at me you're shouting at me why are you
19:03shouting at me for movie night may seem like a distant memory but it was a block-busting night with more
19:08drama than any disaster movie and social media went off like a firecracker this movie night was fire
19:16emoji fire emoji the best would be a part two movie nights praying hands emoji we need another movie
19:25night movie camera emoji well we unseen bits listen to you and here are some of the unreleased bits you
19:33didn't get to see baby girl a bentiful mind
19:44waiting for a girl called toria that lives in vegas
19:46tony
19:49grateful you put me live love what's it called live laugh it's life
19:55live live laugh love that's the one that's that's about you it's so inspirational ben
20:00has anyone ever told you that have i got away your words i'm just being sarcastic but sure
20:04i feel like sometimes i don't even have to say stuff with my words yeah i feel like it's just my
20:09demeanor what does that mean superman is humble i don't think ben knows what humble means
20:21i enjoyed the challenge yesterday thoroughly actually is that a new word ben
20:25yeah how intellectual of you yeah i've become more intellectual overnight
20:30thank you i'm glad i entertained you lot well i'm penny boy thank you bro and 28 hours later the
20:43reviews were in we had a good little premiere yesterday yours was really really entertaining
20:49i'm glad yeah there's a lot of substance in that did it did it surprise you
20:53you no that would surprise me that's how i view you i am funny but it wasn't long before it became
21:03less comedy and back to a horror 15 or so hours later
21:11evacuation a couple with the fewest thoughts and therefore dumped from the island is andrada and ben
21:20no no a few hours after that so the couple we have decided to dump is devastation
21:33lucy and tommy
21:38the days are numbered
21:48every now and then i think we should all take a moment to remember that behind the perfect smiles
21:54pumped up six packs and pretty poses our islanders are just like the rest of us ie disgusting
22:02yes girl time yes
22:06shakira girl time and then she comes and does that
22:11i've been holding that in for you
22:12have you washed your feet please yeah how do you want to give them a smell yeah come on why are you
22:21washing your feet go on harrison it's not funny i've actually washed it
22:26you smell your feet why are you washing your feet because i didn't you have a new soap
22:30it's just on stinky hat oh how does it smell but look you sniff that no i'm not telling you you'd
22:37sniff that yeah he took his shoes off and i could smell him from like three meters away
22:43no you couldn't you sat right next to me no harrison you're honking the gaffer he was his cheesy watsits
22:49you're a disco
22:52let me smell let me smell
22:58i'm feeling all right yeah let me get let me sell yours
23:02wait up yeah yours are fine
23:07you're another one you can actually bend your fingers over the top of my
23:10so weird fingers look at this oh what the fuck wait boris no i've got really weird fingers
23:15like you go here and then uh you're double jointed why are they moving like that no they can bend
23:20backwards you know what that means what does it mean these fingers can do many things
23:30if by many things you mean they hold a mop and squirt bleach and i suggest you get on with it boris
23:36before the whole villa is shut down by public health
23:46it's a hot afternoon so some islanders are chilling by the pool whilst up on the terrace
23:50billy kiss and boris are talking manifestation so i'm manifesting for something funny to happen
23:58so basically you have to understand when something is out of your control
24:02and then because some things you can't control
24:04you're so right billy kiss there's some things you can't control like when it's a good time to play
24:09i've been next find out after the break
24:18no fucking way
24:38check out polls wake up billy kiss you don't want to miss the rest of love island unseen bits
24:48jump aboard as we ride the wave of outrageous unaired action from the week
24:55what you could be surfing
25:00and get excited for all this stuff still to come
25:03Come on kids, we have practice today!
25:07I'm going to drink wine with the girls after yoga!
25:11This bikini is quite itchy town.
25:13But like, I don't know how I would even think that that would fit me.
25:16Yeah, mate, you've got to have the fried eggs for this.
25:20Because this show isn't just good, it slaps!
25:25Con, your ass is rock solid.
25:30Well, I fully slept.
25:32So nice of you to join us, Billie Kiss.
25:34Now, who's going to tell her she snores?
25:36Because it ain't going to be me.
25:46Okay, let's go back to Billie Kiss and Boris on the terrace.
25:49Because some things you can't control.
25:51Well, here's...
25:52What happened next?
25:54Like that, nothing can affect you in a bad way.
25:57Yeah.
25:58What are you doing like?
25:59I haven't...
26:00I haven't even washed my hair!
26:02I haven't even...
26:03I haven't...
26:05Stop!
26:06I'm going to need...
26:11You did!
26:13No!
26:14When I say that I truly believe everything happens for a reason,
26:17so I'm never like, oh, why did this happen?
26:19Or why didn't this happen?
26:20Okay, if everything happens for a reason, Billie Kiss,
26:22then explain the reason for this.
26:24The conversation that's me and...
26:30Emma, what are you doing?
26:32My hair is fucking...
26:33I'm in a fucking...
26:34What are you doing like?
26:35I haven't even...
26:36I haven't...
26:37Stop!
26:38I'm going to need...
26:39Oh no!
26:40You did!
26:41No!
26:42The perfect crime.
26:43I take my hat off to Shakira, but she nicked it last week.
26:48After spending time apart this week, an undeniable connection saw Harry reunited with his biggest love in the villa.
27:07Oh, we're so back!
27:15Do you think I should put a sock down it?
27:18No, no, no.
27:19That's good.
27:20That's no good.
27:21No good, Dick?
27:22No, no, no.
27:23Not a sock.
27:24I'm...
27:25Better than that.
27:28That's the one thing I can't.
27:30That's no good, that.
27:32Every day who was with me was banned from wearing them.
27:35I would ask you bad for one thing wearing them too.
27:38It's a white bomb.
27:39My nude wears them, I just don't know where to look.
27:41Hey, should we go to the gym today?
27:42Yeah.
27:43Keep the speedos on for it as well.
27:45Are you going to exercise in that?
27:49Yeah.
27:50Ew, your junk's going to be all over the place.
27:53Cheeks out.
27:54Don't watch me.
27:55Do watch, Tony.
27:56Block my view and protect my innocent eyes.
28:11The camera's got a right view there.
28:13That was risky in the speedos.
28:23Mate, that's so forced though.
28:26You didn't need to do that.
28:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:29Like he squeezed that one out.
28:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:41Nice one Harrison.
28:42Now wash your hands.
28:43It's a well known fact that over the years the Islanders have come up with different ways to describe bedroom shenanigans.
28:56There has been the Do Bits Society, the Salon, graduation and this year the boys have been using football terms.
29:05He had a full time whistle blew.
29:07Did it?
29:08Yeah, it did, yeah.
29:09Well, it seems the new boys want to be on side too.
29:13Yeah, he's playing ultra-attacking him.
29:16Ultra-attack.
29:18Is that 5-3?
29:195-3-2.
29:20Yeah, it's 5-3-2 there.
29:21Is that the formation?
29:23I think so, 5.
29:253-5-2, 5-3-2.
29:27No, that's more defensive.
29:29No, that's 3.
29:31That's a 3.
29:323-4-3 though.
29:333-1.
29:34I'm pretty sure there's one there that's like 5 at the top.
29:365 at the top, 3 in the middle.
29:385 at the top?
29:395 at the top, no.
29:40That's heavy that.
29:41I've used that in FIFA.
29:42No, it's a...
29:44Isn't it a 4-2-4?
29:46Is it a 4-2-4?
29:474-2-4.
29:48Yeah, yeah, there's 4-2-4.
29:49That's a 4-2-4, yeah.
29:50Yeah, he's playing 4-2-4 at the minute.
29:51He's a high-attacking.
29:52High-attacking.
29:53He's playing high-pressure.
29:54If it's...
29:55If it's going past like the 15-20 minute mark.
29:58Call extra time.
29:59Yeah.
30:00Extra time.
30:01I'm blowing the whistle on all this football chat.
30:03They think it's all over.
30:05It is now.
30:13The couple that both have a name beginning with H are remembering a more innocent time.
30:17A time before things were complicated by other things beginning with H.
30:21Like Hideaway, Harrison or Handy Carol.
30:24Oh, this is fucking luxury.
30:26Just stay here all day.
30:27Yeah.
30:28I swear we used to do this on the first week.
30:31We'd just lie here all day.
30:32Do a few cartwheels and come back.
30:34Should we do some cartwheels today?
30:35Yeah, yeah, come on.
30:38I can do a cartwheel.
30:39H, come and do a cartwheel.
30:40Come on.
30:43Get your other leg up.
30:44You've got to get your other leg up.
30:45What are you doing with your legs?
30:46What, is it hanging down?
30:47Harrison, your legs are like this.
30:50Yeah.
30:51Yeah, that's what I was going for.
30:52Yeah, it's good in it.
30:53That was sick.
30:54Good shape.
30:56Oh, H, that wasn't bad.
30:58That was good though, wasn't it?
30:59It looks painful though.
31:00Yeah, no, it's my groin in bits.
31:05Not bad.
31:06Not good.
31:08Yeah, no, you're like a prawn when you get up there.
31:11H.
31:12Oh yeah, I'm going to do a round off.
31:16What's a round off though?
31:17Look, it's like this.
31:29I'm flying.
31:31Oh.
31:33Why is it always doing handstands and speeders?
31:35Speeders, yeah.
31:38Oh, mate.
31:39Mate, this angle's disgusting.
31:43No one wants to see that, Harry.
31:47It's the running into it, I can't look at it.
31:50Harry, you're going.
31:55How's that visual?
31:56Any good?
31:57It's so good.
31:58Three, two, one.
32:01Oh my God, that's a joke.
32:02Yeah, that was sick from both of you.
32:04Guys, if you ever get tired of your football careers,
32:07I hear the world of gymnastics calling.
32:09Oh, they've hung up.
32:16The summers in Mallorca can be hot,
32:18so when the scorching sun is beating down,
32:20you'll find me heading to the sea.
32:22But I wonder what the islanders are up to.
32:25I'm coming to the gym and look, the sun's coming out.
32:27The sun's going to be going down by the time we get there.
32:30Why don't I instruct you today?
32:32No, no, no, no.
32:33Let's be serious.
32:34Five, six, seven, eight.
32:37I'm thinking of something that we can do
32:39where you're not going to moan.
32:40Oi, I don't ever moan.
32:42I just moan in heat.
32:43Don't be asking me to do no burpees or anything
32:45because that is not on the cards.
32:46So come down into, like, a plank position.
32:48A plank?
32:49Position, yeah.
32:50And then you have to just, like, touch each other's hands like this.
32:54Then whoever drops first...
32:55That's going to be me!
32:57This is just like a warm-up.
33:00Let's go.
33:01Warm-up?
33:02Three, two, one, go.
33:05Put your bum down.
33:06Now your bum's big, bud.
33:08See, you dropped already.
33:09Right.
33:10You lost.
33:11This is pathetic.
33:14Fucking hell!
33:15And now to the side.
33:16To the side here.
33:17One, two, three, four, five, lower.
33:19You're doing well.
33:20Come on.
33:21Come on.
33:22Come on.
33:23No, I don't want to do it anymore.
33:24One, two, three.
33:25It's a great view, though.
33:26Stop.
33:27Keep going.
33:28I'm actually going to give up.
33:29What?
33:30Fucking hell!
33:31You pass it to me, then.
33:32I'm doing good.
33:33Nah, nah.
33:34Yeah!
33:35Yeah!
33:36Yeah!
33:37Yeah!
33:38Yeah!
33:39Yeah!
33:40Yeah!
33:41Yeah!
33:42Yeah!
33:43Yeah!
33:44Yeah!
33:45Yeah!
33:46Yeah!
33:47Yeah!
33:48Yeah!
33:49Yeah!
33:50Yeah!
33:51Yeah!
33:52Yeah!
33:53Yeah!
33:54Yeah!
33:55Yeah!
33:56Come on then.
33:57Come on then.
33:58Yeah, done.
33:59I can't do that one.
34:00Why too far down?
34:01Don't let your feet touch the floor.
34:02I'm not throwing a lemon.
34:03Whoa!
34:04Come on, get with the pro back.
34:05No!
34:06No!
34:07No!
34:08No!
34:09No!
34:10No!
34:11No!
34:12No!
34:13No!
34:14No!
34:15No!
34:16No!
34:17No!
34:18No!
34:19No!
34:20No!
34:21No!
34:22No!
34:23No!
34:24No!
34:25No!
34:26No!
34:27No!
34:28Well...
34:29Whoa!
34:30No!
34:31No!
34:32All of us!
34:33And we'll see you later!
34:34Oh!
34:35Oh!
34:36You want sniffing!
34:37No!
34:38No!
34:39You like to smell them!
34:40No!
34:41No!
34:42Stop doing that!
34:43And we're adults!
34:45aaaah!
34:46Here's some more Unseen Pets.
34:54I'm just honking the gaff up, though.
34:56What honk is gaff up?
34:58No, I'm not even honking, look.
35:00You're actually not.
35:02Have you tried since the gym?
35:04No. Pheromones.
35:10Nah, these clips stink.
35:12Let's get back to Unseen Pets.
35:16Could you be doing with some sun, sand and 50 grand?
35:20Well, courtesy of Travel Republic,
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35:26From Alicante to Zanzibar and everywhere in between,
35:29just think of all the amazing holidays you could go on with all that cash in the bank.
35:33You don't need to be lucky, love, to win this summer sizzler of a prize
35:37for your chance to win a massive £50,000.
35:39Just enter via the app or go to the website.
35:42Entries cost £2.
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35:49Or text 5 to 6554 to get five entries for £5 plus one standard network rate message.
35:55Or post your name and number to win 25 PO Box 7558 Derby DE10NQ.
36:02Entries must be 18 or over.
36:04Paid entry routes close at 10am on Monday the 11th of August.
36:07Good luck!
36:08It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
36:10As we head towards full time, our islanders still have unseen skills to reveal.
36:14Yeah, ready?
36:15No pressure now.
36:16Oh, fucking hell, Meg!
36:17How good is that?
36:18Yeah, that's unbelievable.
36:19OK, professional footballers, show Meg how it should be done.
36:21Oh, my God!
36:22So, Harris is not exactly on a roll.
36:24But Helena knows how to leave a lasting impression.
36:25It's not really bad.
36:26It's not really bad.
36:27It smells like badским in one day.
36:28Yeah, it's not really bad.
36:29It smells like I'm trying to spend a lot of time.
36:30This is bad as you can do the rest of your game.
36:31I think it's not really bad.
36:32Well, I was really happy to do this.
36:33Yeah, it's hard to get...
36:35What?
36:36You got to get all this?
36:37Okay, I got to get your new team.
36:38You got to get all this and it was really bad.
36:39It won't be a bad time.
36:40You got to get all this.
36:41I'm going to get all this.
36:42That was one of the best.
36:43Hey there's a good time.
36:44You got to get all this.
36:45It's already big and you still have to get all the time to get it in.
36:47It's pretty tough that's the best.
36:48not exactly on a roll.
36:50But Helena knows how to leave a lasting impression.
36:53It smells really bad.
36:54It smells like, it smells like burnt horse.
36:58Like a kebab house.
36:59Let's face it, you don't come to us for anything highbrow.
37:02We cover highbrow with an eye mask and sunglasses.
37:07No, you want romance and a little dry humor.
37:10Gonna go for a cat?
37:12So saddle up and bottoms up.
37:14Trust me, you're gonna love it.
37:18Oh, what the fuck?
37:20That is disgusting.
37:22That's horrible.
37:28Early in the week, Yasmin and Jamie went out on their first date.
37:31I said on the main show,
37:33we filmed hours of footage of Yasmin and Jamie on their paddle boards.
37:37We did offer it to Unseen Bits,
37:39but they opted for a clip of Ty farting in bed.
37:42Fair enough, farts are funny.
37:44But I stand corrected,
37:46and I totally apologise to all the Unseen Bits team.
37:49So here are some unseen bits of Yasmin and Jamie's date
37:52that you didn't get to hear the first time round.
37:55We've got a little something going on.
37:57We do have something going on.
37:58I think it's building.
37:58I think it is. Day by day.
38:00It is.
38:01Eric.
38:05Oh, my gosh.
38:07That was a better one.
38:08That was a better one than the one out there.
38:10Less salty, for sure. Less salty, yeah.
38:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:13Listen.
38:14Oh, boy.
38:14Oh, my gosh.
38:15Oh, my gosh.
38:16Oh, my gosh.
38:18That's a new edition. I like that one.
38:22Oh, wow.
38:23Oh, and here's the Ty farting in bed.
38:25Clip that I promise you too.
38:27Oh, my gosh.
38:28Oh, my gosh.
38:42That's a new edition. I like that one.
38:48Oh, wow.
38:50Oh, and here's the Ty farting in bed.
38:51That's a new bed clip that I promise you too.
38:58Unseen beds.
38:59Always predictable.
39:00Much like me.
39:02Once upon a time in Mallorca, there was the good.
39:13I think Boris and Billy Kiss are quite good looking.
39:15The bad.
39:21I'm with the public on this one.
39:22I gave a fuck about you.
39:23You didn't care about anyone but yourself.
39:28And the smugly.
39:29I'm so smug about this.
39:32We are so hot.
39:34We are so hot.
39:37But we didn't have to wait until high noon for the Lone Ranger to ride in the town.
39:43Hi, everyone.
39:44Excuse me.
39:46You look like you love me.
39:50And clear out the saloon.
39:52In first place, Ty.
39:54Lauren, as you are now single, you've been dumped from the island.
39:59Oh, my God.
40:00You look like you love me.
40:04But once all the tea had been spilled.
40:06I'll be your way.
40:08I'm ready to leave.
40:10Bye.
40:11Bye.
40:12There was one thing on everyone's mind.
40:14Yeah.
40:15What is this?
40:16Biscuits with a cup of tea.
40:17Don't mind if I do.
40:18Oh.
40:19Chummy Dodgers.
40:20What biscuits are there?
40:21Clusters.
40:22Creams.
40:23What?
40:24Jummy Dodgers.
40:25I love biscuits, Mum.
40:26I hate biscuits.
40:27Chris first.
40:28Biscuits second.
40:29Oh, my God.
40:30These remind me of my mum.
40:31What?
40:32The biscuits?
40:33Mm.
40:34Well, did she like them?
40:35Mm-hmm.
40:36Turns out the real showdown was at the biscuit barrel.
40:39These biscuits are a jog.
40:42It's beach a bonanza!
40:43And this week I ask the Islanders, what's their biggest ick?
40:49Very, very good question.
40:50What's my icks?
40:51Ew, I'm gonna have so many icks.
40:52Number one.
40:53I hate smelly people.
40:54Eyelashes that are so, like, so long.
40:55You blink too hard, you might fly away.
40:56A bad kisser.
40:57I feel like I've kissed girls in the past and the tongue's going around your mouth like a
40:58washing machine.
40:59It's no good.
41:00Imagine him chasing after a coin who's dropped on the floor.
41:02I've definitely been a bonanza!
41:03Bonanza!
41:04EFFORT
41:25You ultimately get into the credits, Rob.
41:26chasing after a coin he's dropped on the floor i've definitely done it is when i've dropped a
41:31coin and i'm running around trying to stamp on it to stop it but i can't get it shakira says i
41:38chew too loudly ilicus i love you right but it sounds like there's a tsunami in your throat right
41:43now you need to pipe that down love it's waiting for the green man at a zebra crossing or like a
41:49junction i don't know why like the fact that you're just and i do it myself flip flop the fact
41:55you're just stood there like that like waiting for oh god not paying the bill and asking to go
42:0150 50. just be your own judge of character and take that road burping i'm really good at burping
42:06actually the burp is just like in your face like it's like personal
42:10girls fingernails they're all grubby and there's dirt under them i just can't oh that's disgusting
42:21if a girl was to be chewing chewing gum and then she spits it out and gives it a volley oh my gosh
42:27oh my gosh that can't happen when someone's chewing gum with their mouth open and they're kind of going
42:32like the whole little like that one yeah that one there that's that's no good at all when a boy
42:40sits cross-legged like if he sat like this and just talking to me i really don't like it it gives
42:49me the egg a boy in speedos hate a man in speedos speedos especially if they have those giblets in
42:58them oh keep them cheeks away so it's a big no please no more speedos
43:06see you next time for some more
43:11meet your bonanza
43:15with angel being the newest addition in the villa harry decided to get her up to speed with everything
43:24important what do you think of a man in speedos don't know you're gonna have to show me i'll get
43:28them out i just got some new ones in yesterday i'm wearing a cowboy hat sometimes no you need to wear
43:33my trousers that's happening i don't think i'll be top two for that you go down on the podium don't
43:45worry harry you're still winning gold for love island 2025's teeniest tiniest trunks
43:50one day after dog walker lauren was dumped harrison decided to go walkies himself
44:04i just wanted to let you all know that i'm going to be leaving the villa tonight so i feel like on
44:08this one i just have to say true to myself and just follow my heart yeah young bull's out i guess
44:12but as harrison prepared to go the islanders couldn't let him leave without a goodbye gift
44:18when he leaves i'm gonna sneak him a waffle give him the whole park give him two at least
44:25eight yeah that's good good one ah parting is such sweet sorrow although it's not as sweet as they
44:44thought you kept the fucking waffle you fat bastard harry i'll put one in his suitcase
44:53you know what you're supposed to give him two yeah but i'm gonna give it to him
44:56there's packs and packs in there we said give him two oh i didn't want to give him two
45:02i believe you kept one of the waffles right that's enough waffles see you next time bye
45:14you
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