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What If...? - Season 1 Episode 7 (English Dub)
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10:59What did you do?
11:29Quote?
11:59Wait, are you guys calling a podiatrist?
12:29Is that butt-ugly?
12:59I never boom?
13:29Hey, White Snake?
13:59Maybe here's a thought, maybe here's a thought, maybe here's a thought, maybe here's a thought, maybe here's a thought, how about you just buzz off?
14:06I wasn't asking, I wasn't asking, hot-
14:36How about you?
14:43How about you?
14:45How about you?
14:46How about you?
14:47How about you?
14:56Hey, what about you?
14:57Oh, here we go, how about you?
15:26Hey, quit it. These are... I don't know what these are. No one does. But no. I said no. Stop.
15:33Oh, but I just have to do a little... boop.
15:45Oh, no. Your weird rocks have all fallen over.
15:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'll be right with you. Just one second.
16:13Ah, there it is.
16:15Woo! Let's do this!
16:16Ah!
16:26Oh, no, no, no, no.
16:56You know, I'm starting to...
16:57I don't!
16:58Not the hell!
17:06Ah, here it is.
17:08Ah-ha! How much?
17:26You know what you need?
17:46A stiff drink and two weeks in Hawaii.
17:48A time-out. My mother used to punish me with time-outs all the time, but I never learned a thing. But maybe they'll work on you. Because you're a party pooper.
17:57Hey, look, everyone! A party pooper!
18:00Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper!
18:07Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper! Pooper
18:37Rat Freak won't be worth the fatalities.
18:39Ooh, what about South Dakota?
18:41Or North Dakota?
18:42Uh, I need to get this.
18:45So, uh, do you need an intern?
18:47Cat Wrangler?
18:48Darcy, right now you're running at an eight,
18:50and I need you to take it down to a four.
18:52Okay?
18:54Hello?
18:54Jane!
18:55Hey!
18:56When can I see you again?
18:57You're the nicest, prettiest Mid-Guardian woman I've ever met.
19:00How many Earth women have you met?
19:02Uh, two.
19:03But the other one hit me with a bridge,
19:04and, well, that hurt more than my face.
19:07Thor, be honest with me.
19:10At your last party on Alpha Star,
19:12did you really destroy that planet?
19:14No, no, it was more of a meteor anyway, not a planet,
19:17and it was burning apart,
19:18so we just kind of helped it along, and...
19:20So no one got hurt?
19:21No, no, of course not.
19:23Even the baby goat Gary got home safely.
19:25Eventually.
19:26Dr. Foster?
19:26I gotta go.
19:27Love you.
19:28I mean, bye.
19:31What were we talking about?
19:33Look, all I'm saying is,
19:35no one would notice if you blew up a Dakota.
19:37Honestly, I can't tell them apart.
19:39South Dakota is on the bottom.
19:41It's not a bad idea, actually.
19:42The Mojave Desert could withstand the hit.
19:44Lore him to Siberia, and then go kaboom on his ass.
19:48You're not serious.
19:49We're not gonna kaboom him.
19:51We're talking about the fate of the planet.
19:52He's a lughead, sure,
19:54and far from the brightest crayon in the box,
19:56but this plan is way over the top,
19:58and I refuse to let it happen.
20:00Thank you for your expertise, Dr. Foster,
20:03but your assistance is no longer required.
20:09Damn, there goes my internship at the Galactic Queen Bee.
20:12Well, look who came waddling back.
20:16Mrs. The Duck.
20:17Uh, not now, Howard.
20:19Hello, Thor?
20:20Who's this?
20:21Can you be Jane?
20:21Can you hear me?
20:21Wait, is this the girl?
20:23Thor's new sweet lady?
20:24Hello.
20:25Is Thor there?
20:26Oh, late-night Chinese is the best.
20:29Oh, I love food.
20:30Loki, get your blue butt over here.
20:32You have to try these dumplings.
20:33Hey, Earth girl.
20:35You haven't got a friend, have you?
20:36You know, we could double date.
20:38Ugh.
20:39Will you just put him on the phone?
20:41Oh, don't get your knickers in a twist.
20:42He's right here.
20:42Oh.
20:47Oh.
20:48Right.
20:49Hello?
20:50Loki.
20:51Ugh.
20:51Hey, hey.
20:53Watch the feathers.
20:54Too bad we can't call his mom.
20:56What?
20:56That's what always happens.
20:57Teenagers throw a party, gets out of control.
21:00Ugh.
21:00You really are a genius.
21:02It's really starting to look that way, isn't it?
21:05What'd I say?
21:05If there's a Thor and a Loki,
21:08then there must be an Odin and a Frigga and a Heindal.
21:12Uh, he a man who now?
21:18You know, I've got a crown, too.
21:20And we both like fire, right?
21:23Come on, let's see what turn up the heat on this night.
21:25Oh, look at the time.
21:33Hello, can I go?
21:42Everyone, watch me slide down that pointy thing.
21:49And away!
21:49This one goes here, reading the thing.
22:08Okay, sweet.
22:09Good to go.
22:10Selvig, thank you.
22:11Realigning the satellites, magnifying the signal.
22:14It's not working.
22:21Okay, okay, my turn.
22:22I got this.
22:23With the R of the Navy Blue Prius.
22:26Hi, so, uh, about Thor?
22:44Not cool.
22:52I actually felt that one.
22:59We're in position.
23:01Arm the nukes.
23:02What?
23:02But I thought she was the nuke.
23:04Just in case she gets distracted by a cat.
23:08Uh, hello, Mrs. Uh, Odin wife?
23:13Uh, is that Chardonnay?
23:15A varietal, yes.
23:17Can I help you?
23:18Why do you insist on crushing my mellow?
23:21Huh, loosen up, have fun, smile a little.
23:23Ready to fire on your command.
23:26Fire in five.
23:28I gave you a warning.
23:29Hell, I gave you a warning punch.
23:31Four.
23:32It's Thor.
23:33He's in trouble.
23:36Three.
23:37He's on Earth.
23:39Two.
23:41What about Captain Marvel?
23:43She'll be fine.
23:44One.
23:44Crown Prince of Asgard, only son of Odin.
23:52What are you doing?
23:53Mother.
23:54Mother?
23:55Mother?
23:56What are you doing here?
23:57You must be using a lot of dark magic just to check in on me.
24:00Uh, I had a visitor.
24:02She's worried about you.
24:04What?
24:05Jane sold me up?
24:06She said you were on Midgard.
24:08Well, she is mistaken.
24:10I'm obviously in my room studying.
24:13Do not tell falsehoods to your mother.
24:20Oh, you mean Earth.
24:23Sorry, I misunderstood.
24:24The locals call it that.
24:26Yes, right.
24:27Sorry, I'm confused there for a moment.
24:29Me and my study group came down here for a cultural exchange.
24:34Cultural exchange?
24:36Well, you know us.
24:37We're warriors for knowledge.
24:39Really?
24:40Then this I have to see for myself.
24:42I'm cutting my trip short.
24:44You're coming here?
24:46And, my sweet son, I expect to see your full syllabus when I arrive.
24:52Now or never, Hill.
24:54Stand down.
24:55We're done here.
24:57We never get the fire of the nukes.
24:59I almost feel bad for you, Blondie.
25:01Please, you must help me.
25:02My mother is coming.
25:04My suggestion?
25:05Start in the corners.
25:06Clean your way outward.
25:10Corners, corners.
25:11What?
25:11But it's a sphere.
25:14Oh, excuse me, ladies.
25:16I'm sorry, but I must leave early.
25:18Again.
25:20Loki, my brother.
25:21I require your assistance.
25:23Ah, one step ahead of you, Tiny Thunder.
25:25My bros found this thing in St. Louis.
25:27St. St.
25:28Is it Louis?
25:28Anyway, we're about to make this universe's greatest slingshot.
25:32Try to enjoy the rest of your time here.
25:35See you in another thousand years.
25:37Heimdall.
25:37No more slingshots.
25:40No more destruction.
25:41We need to clean this mess up and go home.
25:46Now!
25:48Ah, nice one.
25:50Almost fell for it.
25:51I'm not joking.
25:52My mother is coming.
26:00But she's not my mother.
26:03You know, I'm your brother from another mother, remember?
26:06Come on, ice bros.
26:07Let's go.
26:08Wait, you can't leave.
26:09Look at this place.
26:09We have a duty to this planet.
26:11You need to clean it up.
26:12Duty?
26:13Clean?
26:14You sound like Odin.
26:15What?
26:16Iceman, let's bounce.
26:21All right, listen.
26:22The party's over.
26:23You don't have to go home, but you can't stay.
26:26Wait, where are you going?
26:27Come back.
26:28No, no, no, no, no, no.
26:29You do have to stay here, and we need to clean up.
26:32Look who's pooping the party now.
26:34It is you.
26:35You are pooping the party.
26:37Where are you going?
26:38Come back.
26:38Let's go, Topaz.
26:40We shall ride like the wheeling.
26:41Please.
26:41Liza.
26:42Wait.
26:42And we're keeping the scoot-scoots.
26:44Guys, please.
26:45Help.
26:46You.
26:47How about you?
26:47Um, I think I hear my dad calling.
26:50Good luck.
26:55People, beings, please, everyone.
26:59You must stay and help.
27:00Come.
27:00All father, give me strength.
27:11You will listen to me.
27:14My mother is coming.
27:18And she is not happy.
27:21Like, at all.
27:23She's really mad.
27:24Yeah, baby.
27:42Thor.
28:01Thor.
28:08Oh, hello, Mother. Good to see you.
28:10Welcome to our study group.
28:14Everyone say hello to Mother.
28:16Hello, Mother Frigga.
28:17And to end our studies, what do we always say, class?
28:20Learning is magic.
28:23See? I told you I was on an educational and cultural exchange.
28:27Did you know that Midgard is the birthplace of the Snuggie?
28:31Mother? You doubt?
28:36But look at all this learning, huh?
28:47Here's the information you requested on human civilizations.
28:50And I loaded a few documentaries, PBS specials, and PR podcasts.
28:54I'll call you next week to discuss it.
28:55So tiny, yet contains so, so much. Thank you.
29:01You must be Frigga. I'm Captain Marvel.
29:03I know who you are. Thank you for helping educate my son.
29:08Let's go, darling.
29:09Wait. Almost forgot.
29:12Mother, I can explain.
29:28Hi.
29:29Thanks.
29:29You called my mother on me.
29:31That wasn't the cool thing to do, but it was the right thing.
29:34So, thank you.
29:38You're welcome.
29:39I'll call you Cools?
29:41No. It is not Cools.
29:43No?
29:44But I thought we had something.
29:46I really like you, Jane.
29:47And not just because you're a genius, you're also very attractive and...
29:51Oh, then ask me out on a date.
29:53Oh.
29:54Jane Foster, it would be my honor to take you on a date.
29:59Before you answer, let me say that I know a whole planet full of unicorns.
30:04Even the waiters are unicorns. It's wonderful.
30:06Sounds delightful.
30:07Pick me up at eight.
30:08A world restored, love blossoming.
30:22As children, both human and as guardians say,
30:27together, they lived happily ever after.
30:32Wait, what?
30:33Huh?
30:38Oh, dear.
30:40Perhaps I spoke too soon.
31:19Four-Barons.
31:20Four-Barons.
31:21Three-Fatops
31:21Four-Barons.
31:22Five-Fatops
31:23Four-Barons.
31:25Four-Barons.
31:36Four-Barons.
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