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00:00:00What the fuck? That was so fucked up, you guys.
00:00:16Get out. You're done.
00:00:17There's one person you will never, ever defeat. Good luck without me.
00:00:21The answer to all our prayers.
00:00:23A virus that kills Supes.
00:00:24To make the virus strong enough to kill Homelander would evolve into something super lethal.
00:00:29A global fucking pandemic.
00:00:31I am you, which is why when I tell you you want to do this, I am literally telling you that you fucking want to do this.
00:00:39Can we go?
00:00:41I meant you, that virus ain't gonna cook yourself, brother.
00:00:43We ain't turning Ryan into an asset. He ain't ready.
00:00:46Either we figure out how to train him, or we figure out how to kill him.
00:00:50Stop, stop, just stop.
00:00:52Your family isn't your enemy. My mom wouldn't want any of this.
00:00:56And that is why I got faith in the kid.
00:00:59Once he's in office, we need to invoke the 25th Amendment.
00:01:04Who's handling all this?
00:01:05Me. I fucking am.
00:01:07When Homelander chucks all the starlighters into internment camps, you're cool with that?
00:01:10He didn't know about the camps.
00:01:12You just focus on the shooter. Make sure he's good to go on the 6th.
00:01:15Are you okay?
00:01:16It's like a furnace in there.
00:01:20Fucking soup shapeshifters.
00:01:22Gotta end it at the stage, though.
00:01:23Sorry. Perfect choice for the job.
00:01:25Good morning, patriots.
00:01:31It's January 6th, and this is VNN Today.
00:01:35Stunning news out of Vought Studios, who are canceling the eagerly anticipated film Training A Train, though it's completely finished.
00:01:43We just realized we'd make more from the write-off.
00:01:45We go behind the scenes of a powerful new Vought PSA.
00:01:49I take responsibility.
00:01:53I take responsibility for racism.
00:01:56Finally, Congress counts electoral votes today to certify the incoming president.
00:02:02Usually a formality, Dakota Bob's extreme anti-soup agenda has made it anything but.
00:02:08We will count the certificates in an orderly fashion, with no debate.
00:02:13Is that understood?
00:02:15Now, as I was saying, after ascertaining the certificates are open...
00:02:19Where's the fucking virus, Frenchie?
00:02:22That's more.
00:02:22I'm close.
00:02:23You know, once they bang that gavel, Numas won't goddamn head pop away from the Oval Office.
00:02:29How close?
00:02:30Close.
00:02:31Ish.
00:02:41Adding the certificate of vote of the state of Alabama.
00:02:45Hearing none, cheer advised as members...
00:02:48Oh, I told you, Vicky locked it all down.
00:02:50Please, blow your voice.
00:02:53Hey.
00:02:56Hey.
00:02:58Hey.
00:02:59Hey.
00:03:00Hey.
00:03:01What?
00:03:03What the hell are you wearing?
00:03:04You don't like it?
00:03:05No, I mean, I love it.
00:03:08It's just, is now really the time with the whole country barreling towards 1984?
00:03:12The night before my great-grandfather shipped out, he put on his dress uniform, barged in to dinner at my great-grandmother's house, and got down on one knee.
00:03:27Okay.
00:03:29Stand up, please.
00:03:31Huey Campbell.
00:03:42Will you marry me?
00:03:43Huh.
00:03:45Uh.
00:03:46You need to stay right here, okay?
00:03:47Just don't move.
00:03:48Okay.
00:03:49Do not move.
00:03:57Hi.
00:03:58Uh, I guess I'm, I'm doing this.
00:04:04Okay, me too, because I'm the one proposing.
00:04:06And you're January.
00:04:08I am terrified of what's gonna happen, but I feel so, so lucky that I get to face it all with you.
00:04:22Wow.
00:04:23Okay, all right.
00:04:31So, uh, yeah, all in all, hardy up.
00:04:36Let's get married.
00:04:37Wow, that was, that was great.
00:04:52Two fingers was a lot, but...
00:04:54Sorry, I was just trying to level up.
00:04:56Oh, no, it's fine.
00:04:58It's great.
00:04:59Hmm.
00:05:00Hmm.
00:05:00Hmm.
00:05:00Hmm.
00:05:00Hmm.
00:05:00Hmm.
00:05:07Where you going?
00:05:14We need some champs to celebrate, and not that Kirkland shit that's in the fridge.
00:05:23I'll be right back.
00:05:24Yeah, okay, yeah.
00:05:35The certificate from Kansas, the parliamentarians advise me, is the only certificate of vote from the state, and has annexed to it a certificate from...
00:05:44You're 90 over 60.
00:05:47It's low.
00:05:48You know, if you need any help, I don't need your help.
00:06:06Really?
00:06:07Seems to me you are shitting in a bedpan and days away from being planted.
00:06:12And what do you have to show for it?
00:06:15I mean, Singer, he's as good as dead.
00:06:18Homelander, he won.
00:06:21And you?
00:06:22You gave away the virus, the one fucking weapon that could have stopped him.
00:06:26But we are going to turn that frown upside now, my friend.
00:06:31You know why?
00:06:32Because you still have me.
00:06:37You ain't even fucking real.
00:06:39Well, now, that's an interesting philosophical question.
00:06:42See, what is real?
00:06:43Are the fucking veto tumors that are mushrooming inside your guts and noggin?
00:06:48Super cancer.
00:06:51What is real?
00:06:53Is that piece of you that wants to burn every fucking soup on earth?
00:06:59How is it you think you ripped Ezekiel into fun-sized little chunks?
00:07:04I'm the one that gave you the juice that you needed.
00:07:07And I can do it again.
00:07:09All you have to do is hold up your end of the bargain.
00:07:14Bargain?
00:07:16Or fucking bargain?
00:07:18You go all the way.
00:07:20Come on, champ.
00:07:21What's a little genocide between friends?
00:07:25Just fuck off and let me die in peace, would you?
00:07:28Wish I could.
00:07:29Since you're here,
00:07:41be a dull one for just a point, would you?
00:07:44Come on, don't be a cunt.
00:07:46I'm fucking dying here.
00:07:47Your dying's been pretty high on my wish list lately.
00:07:52I appreciate what you're doing here for me.
00:07:54Not one bit of this is for you.
00:07:56All right, then.
00:08:00Give me fun.
00:08:02We got work to do.
00:08:03Just a minute.
00:08:14I'll have to do it.
00:08:20I have to do it.
00:08:22I have to do it.
00:08:26Disgusting.
00:08:47Goddammit, Ryan.
00:08:56Goddammit, Ryan.
00:09:26Goddammit, Ryan.
00:09:42Come here.
00:09:45Come here. That's an order.
00:09:56I'm your father. Not him.
00:10:03I always will be.
00:10:10Come here. Now.
00:10:18Ryan?
00:10:19Ryan?
00:10:21Ryan?
00:10:35Hey.
00:10:36You know, I'd be careful with those.
00:10:42Those lean lad diet lunches?
00:10:45They cause kidney stones the size of jawbreakers.
00:10:49There's a whole class action lawsuit against them.
00:10:52Come here.
00:10:53Don't, don't, don't fucking touch me.
00:10:55Hey, chill.
00:10:56Okay?
00:10:57I just need a little recharge.
00:11:01Oh.
00:11:02Why the fuck would I kill your mother?
00:11:05That requires going to Sedona and no one should have to go to Sedona.
00:11:10Get out of my head.
00:11:15Oh.
00:11:16This?
00:11:19I proposed to Huey this morning.
00:11:21I even told him the story about your great grandparents.
00:11:24And then we fucked to celebrate.
00:11:27And then we did butt stuff.
00:11:29He was so into it.
00:11:31Oh, Christ.
00:11:32It's like a fucking furnace in here.
00:11:34Why?
00:11:35Don't you just love proposals?
00:11:37I mean, the joy on the other person's face when they finally get their happily ever after.
00:11:43You're a psychopath.
00:11:44Sociopath.
00:11:45Which is to be expected, really.
00:11:46I mean, I barely remember what I look like.
00:11:55I do remember the first time I shifted, though.
00:11:57One minute I was me and the next I was Miss Jamison, my preschool teacher.
00:12:03And I could see every memory she'd ever had.
00:12:08Fucking her husband's best friend, shoplifting lip gloss, hitting a student.
00:12:12But you know what the funny part is?
00:12:15She felt justified in doing all those shitty things.
00:12:20You all do it.
00:12:23You all think you're the heroes of your own story.
00:12:27I mean, look at you.
00:12:29You're more moral and good and honest than the rest of us.
00:12:36Just wallowing down in the shit.
00:12:39I don't think that.
00:12:40Yeah, you do.
00:12:41Come on.
00:12:42Mind reader.
00:12:43Remember?
00:12:44It wasn't my fault that I was a total cunt at the pageants.
00:12:47That was mommy.
00:12:48Or that I had to suck cock like a fucking popsicle to stay in the seven.
00:12:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:55I'm Annie January and it's not my fault.
00:12:58Come on, sing it with me now.
00:13:00I'm Annie January and it's not my fault.
00:13:02Fuck you.
00:13:03You don't know anything about me or my life.
00:13:07No?
00:13:08Then why aren't your powers working?
00:13:14I mean, you weren't even the original choice to kill Singer, but you're just such a fucking hot mess.
00:13:22You made it undeniable.
00:13:25Hey, you'll have a couple of non-consecutive life sentences to work through your identity issues.
00:13:34Oh, poor Annie.
00:13:37Please.
00:13:39Oh, God.
00:13:40I'm Annie January and I'm the only good one.
00:13:48Oh.
00:13:49Here.
00:13:50To wash down those mean lad lunches.
00:14:00Okay.
00:14:09I've called you like 15 times.
00:14:10I was worried.
00:14:11I thought...
00:14:12I don't know.
00:14:13I thought maybe you were...
00:14:14Yeah, you and me both.
00:14:15Well, look, we're kind of up against it right now.
00:14:16They're only a few hours away from certifying the election.
00:14:17And then, you know, after that happens, they're coming for Singer.
00:14:18We need your help.
00:14:19Richard?
00:14:20When I was a lad, I heard about this place in Nevada.
00:14:26A steakhouse.
00:14:28Where the birds get their baps out when they bring you a ribeye.
00:14:32Cool.
00:14:33Then he nearly pissed himself when I told him.
00:14:45Thought it was the funniest thing he ever heard.
00:14:50Then he nearly pissed himself when I told him.
00:14:54Thought it was the funniest thing he ever heard.
00:15:01We was gonna go there someday.
00:15:08Well...
00:15:11Funny what you think about when your time's up, innit?
00:15:14Richard, where are you?
00:15:16I can come to you. We can figure this out.
00:15:20Do us a favor, would you, Huey?
00:15:27Go there.
00:15:30For me and men, would you?
00:15:32You can't fucking give up.
00:15:35You can still fight.
00:15:37Huey, I asked you something.
00:15:41Fine, I'll, um...
00:15:43I'll go to the Topple Steakhouse for you.
00:15:46Magic.
00:15:51And, uh...
00:15:56Tell the boys I'm sorry, would you?
00:16:01Tell the boys I'm sorry.
00:16:04For, uh...
00:16:05Just tell them I'm sorry.
00:16:15Goodbye, Huey.
00:16:16Goodbye, Huey.
00:16:29Oh, hey, um...
00:16:30Have Nagin get me a caramel pretzel s'more frat from Jenner Bean?
00:16:33What?
00:16:34Double whip.
00:16:35I'm just like molasses in winter today.
00:16:37Oh, God.
00:16:38That's enough, Amber.
00:16:44Well, good morning.
00:16:46How are you doing this part?
00:16:49Oh, God.
00:16:50Excuse me.
00:16:51Can we just make this quick, please?
00:16:52I'll have slightly more important things to do today.
00:16:54Yes.
00:16:55Of course.
00:16:56Hey.
00:16:57Stand by.
00:16:58Going in five, four, three...
00:17:03Welcome to the show, folks.
00:17:05We got a real happy surprise for y'all today.
00:17:08Homelander and Vice President-Elect Victoria Newman.
00:17:12Bless both your hearts for being here.
00:17:15I'm more than happy to find time for my friend Homelander.
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:20Let's cut the BS.
00:17:21Dakota Bob says he's gonna pass nutbag anti-soup laws in his first hundred days.
00:17:34A staunch ally of the super-able community.
00:17:36I think that it's important to...
00:17:38Ally?
00:17:39Victoria, really?
00:17:42We're here to tell the truth.
00:17:45So just...
00:17:47Tell the truth.
00:17:52The truth is that the real issue here is lack of representation.
00:17:55Fine.
00:17:56You don't wanna do it?
00:17:57I wanna make sure that you...
00:17:58I'll do it.
00:18:00Victoria here is a superhero.
00:18:06Thanks for the compliment.
00:18:07I feel like I think the truth is we all wanna be heroes.
00:18:10I'm not literally a superhero.
00:18:14Oh, fuck.
00:18:17It's all true.
00:18:18Ms. Newman here has been operating as a secret dagger in the heart of the deep state.
00:18:25Standing up to the forces of darkness that wanna sodomize our democracy and our toddlers.
00:18:30But it is time for the great awakening.
00:18:33Where we go one, we go vat, y'all.
00:18:36We're gonna take a quick break...
00:18:37Cuck's out of the bag, isn't it?
00:18:40Now it gets interesting.
00:18:42Alright.
00:18:43Great show, guys.
00:18:47Hey.
00:18:48Hey!
00:18:52Fuck off!
00:18:53Hey!
00:18:54I worked my whole life to keep that secret.
00:18:56Well, secrets rot your soul.
00:18:58You're unburdened.
00:18:59You should thank me.
00:19:00Sage said...
00:19:01Fuck Sage.
00:19:02She's long gone.
00:19:03Listen to me.
00:19:04Listen to me.
00:19:06We are gonna change the world, Vicky.
00:19:09For our kids and their kids.
00:19:11The first super-abled president.
00:19:16And you're a gal.
00:19:17I'll be impeached.
00:19:19Why would we care?
00:19:20Because I have to get re-elected in four years.
00:19:22That's who?
00:19:23Article 2 of the Constitution.
00:19:24New world, new rules.
00:19:26Now shut the fuck up and listen.
00:19:28Our fates are connected now.
00:19:30Singer's as good as dead and I am the only fucking friend you've got left.
00:19:34The train has left the station, gorgeous.
00:19:36And you're on it.
00:19:38You'll have to arrest half your company.
00:19:40Half the country.
00:19:45Wait.
00:19:46You think I didn't think of that?
00:19:47Of course I thought of that.
00:19:49Fuck.
00:19:51Ashley on me now.
00:19:52Um, the response on socials has been mixed.
00:19:55I need you to make a list of anyone within the company that has damaging information on me,
00:19:59or this seven, but mostly me.
00:20:02Anyone with any fucking leverage whatsoever.
00:20:04Yes.
00:20:05I need this fucking list yesterday.
00:20:06Yes, sir.
00:20:07You're a good girl.
00:20:10Um, that doesn't sound good, Ashley.
00:20:13Oh yeah, no shit, Ashley.
00:20:15Sorry, Ashley.
00:20:16Order!
00:20:18The purpose of the joint session having concluded, pursuant to Senate Concurrent Resolution 1-118th Congress,
00:20:25the chair declares the joint session resolved.
00:20:29Certified the election, despite the shocking news that Vice President-elect Victoria Newman is superabled.
00:20:37Protests have erupted all over the country.
00:20:39That's the ballgame.
00:20:40Open season on Singer now.
00:20:42Frenchy, tell me you got something.
00:20:43Oh merde, alors.
00:20:44Do you want to try this instead of me?
00:20:45I'm working as fast as I can!
00:20:48Not fast enough.
00:20:50Multiple protestors have been injured with at least 10...
00:20:53You seeing this?
00:20:54Get all the dirt on Newman ready in case we need to go nuclear.
00:20:56Wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened to the virus?
00:20:57There is no fucking virus.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00Fuck.
00:21:01Okay, well, you know she's gonna kill us if we leak this, right?
00:21:04If I had another fucking choice, trust me, I'd take it.
00:21:06Alright, here goes fucking nothing.
00:21:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Fuck!
00:21:13What? What happened?
00:21:14It's all gone.
00:21:15Everything we have on Newman.
00:21:16The murders, your ties to Stan Edgar, everything.
00:21:17Okay, okay, wait a second.
00:21:18You got backups, right?
00:21:19Another computer or the motherfucking cloud!
00:21:21You're not hearing me.
00:21:22It's all gone.
00:21:23The original's the backups.
00:21:24We've got nothing.
00:21:25Ain't nothing stopping it then.
00:21:28Only one thing left to do.
00:21:30Frenchy, you stay here.
00:21:32Work fucking faster.
00:21:33Fumiko, you're with me.
00:21:35Listen, Huey, I'm sending you coordinates.
00:21:36You and Annie, meet me there ASAP.
00:21:38What's the plan?
00:21:39We fucked up our chance at offense.
00:21:41All we got now is defense.
00:21:45I am as shocked as you are by this profound betrayal of trust.
00:21:50In America, you tell people who you are before you ask for their vote.
00:21:55That's why I'm calling for a new, free, and fair election.
00:21:59Mark my words.
00:22:00If Victoria Newman becomes vice president, it will be over my dead body.
00:22:06Because she had me assassinated.
00:22:09Well, guess you gotta go take a bullet for the geyser, don't you?
00:22:12I think it's more important that I stay here.
00:22:15Your visitor's here?
00:22:16Send him in.
00:22:17Man, this is never gonna work.
00:22:32You got my taste.
00:22:34I'm glad you came.
00:22:35You're almost taller than me now.
00:22:38There's no saving the kid.
00:22:39He can't escape his own blood.
00:22:41What are they feeding you?
00:22:42Tell me there's vegetables involved somewhere.
00:22:44There's lettuce on the burgers.
00:22:46I missed you, kiddo.
00:22:48Listen, Ryan.
00:22:51We, uh, need to have a bit of a serious chinwag.
00:22:56You look really sick.
00:22:58The hell I know it.
00:23:01I wish myself better.
00:23:03More times than I can count.
00:23:05And now here I am.
00:23:10Well, I want some more time.
00:23:12But I don't have it.
00:23:14And I don't have time to ease you out of this.
00:23:16You're gonna have to kill him, Billy.
00:23:18You can't go back there to tell.
00:23:20You need to go with Aunt Grace.
00:23:22What?
00:23:23Like when?
00:23:24Now.
00:23:25Right now.
00:23:26No, I can't.
00:23:27My dad would find me.
00:23:28Not this time, kiddo.
00:23:31Well, I'm not sure when I leave.
00:23:34I kind of like it there.
00:23:36Well, parts of it.
00:23:37You see?
00:23:38You got to stab him with the virus
00:23:39and you got to do it today.
00:23:41Ryan, no.
00:23:43Your dad is a...
00:23:44Grace.
00:23:47Look.
00:23:49When your mum died,
00:23:50which weren't your fault,
00:23:53you heard what she said.
00:23:55She had me promise to keep you safe
00:23:57and that's all I'm trying to do here.
00:23:59Now, if you're telling me,
00:24:01I mean, seriously telling me,
00:24:03the place you feel safest
00:24:06is with home back now.
00:24:12And I ain't gonna stop you.
00:24:14Do you wanna play?
00:24:27All right, then.
00:24:28Come on.
00:24:29What's the name, Ryan?
00:24:30No, but I can tell you PA to go look if you need...
00:24:31No.
00:24:32No.
00:24:33Boys need their space.
00:24:34Oh, yeah.
00:24:35I'm sorry.
00:24:37I mean, I highlighted anyone whose contract
00:24:38would have to pay out if they're...
00:24:39let go.
00:24:40Great.
00:24:42Good job.
00:24:43Great.
00:24:45Good job.
00:24:46You're excused.
00:24:47You know, no problem.
00:24:48I can get it.
00:24:49You know, no problem.
00:24:50I can get it.
00:24:51I can get it.
00:24:52No.
00:24:53Mm-hmm.
00:24:54Oh, come on.
00:24:55Oh, my God.
00:24:56Oh, my God.
00:24:57No problem.
00:24:58Come on.
00:24:59No problem.
00:25:00No problem.
00:25:01I can get it.
00:25:02No.
00:25:03No problem.
00:25:04Ah!
00:25:06Go away.
00:25:08O-oh, come on.
00:25:09No problem.
00:25:10Come on.
00:25:11You know, no problem.
00:25:16I can get it.
00:25:26Cilantro.
00:25:30Gentlemen,
00:25:32seven is a circle of trust.
00:25:38What we're going to tell you
00:25:39is extremely sensitive.
00:25:41Got it?
00:25:42Oh, Captain, my Captain.
00:25:44Robert Singer
00:25:45will be dead
00:25:47by end of business.
00:25:49Newman will be sworn in.
00:25:50People will panic.
00:25:51There will be rioting,
00:25:53bloodshed, etc., etc.
00:25:55Someone will have to swoop in
00:25:57and restore order.
00:26:00We will put out the call
00:26:02to every Vought hero,
00:26:04every fucking one,
00:26:05to surround the Capitol,
00:26:06the White House,
00:26:08and the Pentagon.
00:26:08Defending the rightful
00:26:10President Newman.
00:26:11Now,
00:26:12what I need you to do,
00:26:14for fuck's sake,
00:26:16get a recall.
00:26:17Sorry, sir.
00:26:18I'm so sorry.
00:26:19I'm just...
00:26:19the meds.
00:26:22You know,
00:26:23the meds,
00:26:25they're causing a little
00:26:28heart palpitation
00:26:29and a high fever,
00:26:30but it ain't no big thing.
00:26:31Okay, well,
00:26:31you're coughing all over me.
00:26:33It's fucking disgusting.
00:26:34Go further down.
00:26:34Scoot.
00:26:45Scoot.
00:26:47Scoot.
00:26:51Further.
00:26:52As I was saying, everyone on this list needs to be removed permanently by the end of the day.
00:27:16Hey, if we're thinking about who's got the most thrown on us, wouldn't Ashley's name be at the top of the list?
00:27:23Yeah, sure. Good idea.
00:27:30Does anybody know Ashley's last name?
00:27:39What the...
00:27:41I don't know.
00:27:49I don't know.
00:27:50I don't know.
00:27:51I don't know.
00:27:52I don't know.
00:27:53I don't know.
00:27:54I don't know.
00:27:55I don't know.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:28:27Are you seriously telling us the shifter can get through that?
00:28:43For all I fucking know, they could be in here already.
00:28:45So, from now on, everybody moves with a partner, and you check in every five minutes on the dot.
00:28:52Stay sharp and follow motherfucking orders.
00:28:54Come on, let's get to it.
00:28:55Sir.
00:28:56Sir, you're gonna be all right.
00:28:57If you'd killed Newman like I ordered, we wouldn't be stuck four stories underground playing pocket tour.
00:29:04Itch it.
00:29:08Balls.
00:29:10Amico, stay on, Singer.
00:29:11Do you really think the shifter is in here?
00:29:19I hope not for Christ's sake, but it could be anyone.
00:29:23So, eyes on everyone.
00:29:24Okay, you got it.
00:29:25Okay, you got it.
00:29:29Jesus.
00:29:32You okay?
00:29:33Yeah.
00:29:33Yeah, I'm fine.
00:29:35I'm just...
00:29:35warm.
00:29:37It's like a furnace in here.
00:29:38It's like a furnace in here.
00:29:42It's like a furnace in there.
00:29:50You should go find some water.
00:29:52Yeah, okay.
00:29:54Do you want one?
00:29:55I would love one.
00:29:56I'll be right back.
00:29:58Okay.
00:30:06Okay, okay, shoot.
00:30:07Ah!
00:30:20Ah!
00:30:23Ah!
00:30:24Ah!
00:30:24Ah!
00:30:29Ah!
00:30:30balls hey hey man hey just sorry just something stupid real quick just don't look at me look
00:30:39right near the room huh don't look at me just look forward don't look at me just look forward
00:30:43stay cool it's annie what's annie the shifter it's annie what she said if you don't look at
00:30:52me just look forward how do you know just trust me i don't know how or when they switched but
00:30:56they're just 100 percent not annie okay okay okay listen the fate of the country relies on us
00:31:00keeping our shit together so just chill hey water thanks there you go yeah great
00:31:07what are you looking at
00:31:19uh i know
00:31:23oh wow
00:31:27congratulations thank you yep we did that that is a thing
00:31:35that we did for the record i propose because peg the patriarchy right
00:31:42you gotta peg the patriarchy gotta peg it peg it in all those holes listen getting hitched best
00:31:47decision ever made in my life so congratulations to you both but uh you know mother nature's calling
00:31:53so i'm about to go hit the head and y'all just hold down the yes motherfucker
00:31:57oh god damn it
00:32:19oh god damn it
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00:33:52You really think your broke-down ass can take me?
00:34:00You couldn't even blast yourself out, could you?
00:34:22You're right, I don't know if I'm a hero, I don't know who the fuck I am, but I do know that I'm the bitch feeding your ass.
00:34:52Victoria?
00:35:21Singer's alive, your assassin failed.
00:35:23Now the CIA's gonna find an even deeper hole to hide him in.
00:35:26Well, there's nothing on the news.
00:35:28Because he's gonna hit me back quietly, and I'm fairly fucking sure he has the means to do it.
00:35:32Where's Sage? Maybe she can find a way out of this idiotic mess you've dropped us in.
00:35:36We have not failed. I will end Singer myself if I have to.
00:35:40You will be president, and you will go along with every word I say
00:35:45as if my hand was jammed up your tight, puckered little asshole like the puppet you've always been.
00:35:51And Victoria, if you stray even an inch off that path,
00:35:56I will make sure Zoe knows nothing but pain for the rest of her life,
00:36:00and I will send you a piece of her every year for the fucking rest of yours.
00:36:05There is no fail!
00:36:15Well, guess who has two thumbs, and he's the motherfucking genius of all fucking geniuses.
00:36:24The virus is...
00:36:26What happened to you guys?
00:36:28What happened to you guys?
00:36:45Hello, hello?
00:37:00Um, you okay?
00:37:03I'm great.
00:37:04Thank God you showed up.
00:37:07How'd you find us, anyway?
00:37:09Find your phone?
00:37:11I actually also found your fiancée.
00:37:14Congratulations.
00:37:16No, she's not. She wasn't my fiancée.
00:37:18No, you were...
00:37:19You put the ring on her finger, Huey.
00:37:23I know, because I pried it off her fucking dead hand.
00:37:26Look, I thought I was getting engaged to you, all right?
00:37:28She looks just like you.
00:37:29You know, right down at that freckle you have.
00:37:31Down.
00:37:32So you did fuck her?
00:37:35I mean, you know...
00:37:36How many times?
00:37:38It had to be less than...
00:37:4020.
00:37:41Oh my fucking God! I was gone for 10 days!
00:37:44She almost always initiated, and again, I cannot overstate this enough.
00:37:47I thought it was you!
00:37:48Yeah, and as long as you were getting laid, you didn't look too close.
00:37:51That's the Annie you want.
00:37:53Down to go down whenever the perfect girl.
00:37:55Not someone who is depressed, or fucked up, or comes with any complications.
00:38:00You want to know how I knew it wasn't you?
00:38:07In the apartment, she wore some designer dress, and you always hit your bra for sweats as soon
00:38:12as you get home.
00:38:13She found your car keys on the first try, and you have never, ever found your car keys in
00:38:18under 15 minutes.
00:38:19But the final clue, in the bunker, she was sweating.
00:38:23And you have always been, and always will be, 90% Pashmina.
00:38:26I love that about you.
00:38:28All your weird, amazing, fucked up-ness, that's what makes you, you.
00:38:35Hey, please.
00:38:39Vicki?
00:39:00I want out.
00:39:02Sorry, this is a joke?
00:39:04No.
00:39:07It's gone too far.
00:39:08No, no, you're just saying that because the assassination failed.
00:39:10No, I'm saying it because it'll never fucking end.
00:39:13Homelander's on hand.
00:39:13She's not even listening to Sage anymore.
00:39:15If I become president, I'm just going to be a puppet, and if I fight back, I'll resign
00:39:23without a fight.
00:39:24You just need to get the CIA off my ass and get me and Zoe out.
00:39:27Okay, fuck all the way off.
00:39:28You're like the asshole who cried wolf.
00:39:30I mean, the shit that you have done.
00:39:32What, like how you got Samir to cook up some more of the virus to kill me?
00:39:34Oh, and yeah, cut off his fucking leg.
00:39:36Ah.
00:39:37Glad you two connected.
00:39:39Okay, so the leg thing wasn't me.
00:39:41And you didn't exactly leave us with a ton of options.
00:39:43Look, the point is, you hit me, I hit you back.
00:39:46And it never fucking ends.
00:39:48War games, Huey.
00:39:49The only way to win is not to play.
00:39:52I thought I wanted this, not for Zoe or Edgar, but for me.
00:40:04You know, I just, I wanted to feel safe.
00:40:07I'm not like that scared fucking kid at Red River.
00:40:10But I don't feel safe and I'm really fucking scared.
00:40:18And I'm not getting Zoe killed over this.
00:40:20This is the only way.
00:40:27Vicki, I don't know how to trust you.
00:40:30I'll tell you where Zoe is.
00:40:33Is she okay?
00:40:34Yeah.
00:40:35But if I get her, it'll draw too much attention.
00:40:37And that's how you know you can trust me, because I am trusting my daughter with you.
00:40:41Please, Huey.
00:40:46You're literally the only person on Earth I can turn to right now.
00:41:01And I'm fucking running.
00:41:02I'm so sorry.
00:41:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:17Sorry, bro, you're on the list.
00:41:19Don't kill me.
00:41:20I can pay you.
00:41:22You're a writer.
00:41:22You don't get paid shit.
00:41:23Please.
00:41:24I'll do anything.
00:41:29Anything?
00:41:30Tell me I'm the smartest superhero in the Seven.
00:41:34You are by far the smartest superhero in the Seven.
00:41:38You're brilliant.
00:41:39A genius.
00:41:40And that you respect me the most.
00:41:42Besides Homelander, of course.
00:41:43Of course.
00:41:44Of course I respect you.
00:41:45You're amazing.
00:41:48You're just saying that because you're scared, aren't you?
00:41:50No, I'm not.
00:41:52I swear.
00:41:53Yeah, you are.
00:41:55But you know what, bro?
00:41:59That's good enough for me.
00:42:00Yo, have you seen Ashley?
00:42:16No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:16What?
00:42:17This is Ashley.
00:42:21Oh, bro.
00:42:22The other Ashley.
00:42:25This Ashley's not even on the list.
00:42:26Well, I don't know.
00:42:27Everyone here is named fucking Ashley.
00:42:31Bro.
00:42:31Murder boner.
00:42:42You've got to be kidding me.
00:42:44Look, if we can flip Newman, as powerful as she is, with everything she has on Vod, I mean, if there's even a 5% chance.
00:42:50I know what, just forget that Newman is a monster.
00:42:53I'm not saying that.
00:42:54I'm saying, look, we've all done bad shit.
00:42:57What if she's just fucked up like the rest of us, just trying to do right by her kid?
00:43:00It's insane that we're even discussing this.
00:43:04What's insane is that our solution to every problem is murder.
00:43:08I used to freak out whenever I saw blood.
00:43:11Now I barely blink at it.
00:43:13It shouldn't be that way.
00:43:15This isn't some fucking Vought movie.
00:43:18Violence isn't brave.
00:43:19And neither is hating my mom, or A-Train, or anyone.
00:43:25But forgiveness, letting go, a little fucking mercy, that's brave.
00:43:32It's crazy, but it's brave.
00:43:35But it's about the last thing my dad ever taught me, and I just think,
00:43:41if we're ever going to win against monsters, I think we need to start acting human.
00:43:51Fuck it.
00:43:55Really?
00:43:56Just fuck it?
00:43:58Andy, we're probably dead either way.
00:44:01Might as well go out with our hairs held high, so fuck it.
00:44:05Oh, great.
00:44:07Look, taking a chance with A-Train, that shit was crazy.
00:44:12But look at how it turned out.
00:44:17Shit.
00:44:21Fuck it.
00:44:23Pichiri, if you're wrong.
00:44:24Trust, but verify.
00:44:26But Frenchy, can you get that virus into Newman's system?
00:44:30With a carbon metamaterial deep to a dart gun?
00:44:33And I aim for soft tissue?
00:44:38Perhaps.
00:44:38Then do it.
00:44:40Because if this is a trap, at least we ain't walking in blind.
00:44:42And Huey, if Newman even blinks funny,
00:44:45Frenchy's dropping her.
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:48Fair.
00:44:49Got it.
00:44:52Emma.
00:44:52Look, Minnie.
00:44:53Shut up.
00:44:54You are getting tested for every single disease known to mankind.
00:44:59Okay?
00:45:01I'm not getting shift or syphilis.
00:45:09Fuck yeah, Huey.
00:45:11Fuck yeah.
00:45:11Fuck yeah.
00:45:11Fuck yeah.
00:45:12Fuck yeah.
00:45:12Fuck yeah.
00:45:13Fuck yeah.
00:45:13Fuck yeah.
00:45:14Fuck yeah.
00:45:14Fuck yeah.
00:45:16You really think this is wise?
00:45:30Even to Newman.
00:45:38Newman is easy compared to awesome.
00:45:44How?
00:45:44Wait.
00:46:05Wait.
00:46:05There is no one better than you.
00:46:35There is no one better than you.
00:47:05There is no one better than you.
00:47:36The assassination attempt, it was on your father's orders.
00:47:41What?
00:47:43In Flight 37, Homelander killed every soul on board.
00:47:49Grace, you're lying.
00:47:51We have it on video, and he's murdered countless more.
00:47:54Your father isn't who you think he is, and he wasn't having an affair with your mom.
00:47:57Grace!
00:47:58He raped her!
00:48:10I'm sorry, son.
00:48:13Anne?
00:48:13Your heart's pounding.
00:48:17There's something you're not telling me.
00:48:19And you're the only one who can stop him.
00:48:22Stop him?
00:48:25Kill him?
00:48:26No, I can't.
00:48:27Don't ask me to.
00:48:28Ryan, you're strong.
00:48:30He's stronger!
00:48:30We'll train you.
00:48:31Get you ready.
00:48:32So this is why you want me to go with you?
00:48:34So you can teach me how to kill my dad?
00:48:37I have to go.
00:48:38Just stay.
00:48:39We'll talk it out together.
00:48:41I don't want to talk.
00:48:42I'll be back.
00:48:42I just need to think.
00:48:43Listen, Ryan, there ain't gonna be another time for you and me, all right?
00:48:46Let's just take a breather, yeah?
00:48:47You can't leave.
00:48:54Wait.
00:48:57These walls are six feet thick.
00:48:58This is the CIA's Hazlitt safe house, designed to hold people like you.
00:49:02I could seal us in here, flood the room with halothane, and we all take a nice long nap.
00:49:07But I don't want to do that, kiddo.
00:49:08You've planned this.
00:49:10All along, you brought me here to trap me.
00:49:12No, no, no. We brought you here to help you.
00:49:14You're locking me in a cage unless I agree to be your weapon.
00:49:17Just like they did to my dad.
00:49:18That ain't the way it is. Honest.
00:49:22Let me go.
00:49:23Ryan, when I lost my grandkids, you left this big, empty black hole inside me.
00:49:29And then the greatest miracle came along.
00:49:32You.
00:49:37I love you, kiddo.
00:49:39Please.
00:49:41Grace.
00:49:42I want to leave.
00:49:44I'm sorry.
00:49:45Get out of my way.
00:49:46Grace.
00:49:47I'm sorry.
00:49:48I'm sorry.
00:49:49No!
00:49:50I don't do this.
00:49:53I want to leave.
00:49:54I want to leave.
00:49:55I want to leave.
00:49:57I want to leave.
00:49:58I'm sorry.
00:50:05Bye.
00:50:05Goodbye.
00:51:06Since this time we saw you...
00:51:07Let's not do that.
00:51:08Huh.
00:51:09How's this gonna work, Newman?
00:51:11Simple.
00:51:12You help me get clear of Homelander and...
00:51:15Singer's people at the CIA.
00:51:17And I go quietly.
00:51:19Hmm.
00:51:19And you'll owe us one.
00:51:21A lot more than one.
00:51:22I will owe you many.
00:51:28Great.
00:51:29So...
00:51:30You're gonna help us take down Vought...
00:51:33And Homelander.
00:51:38Oi.
00:51:38Hey.
00:51:46Butcher?
00:51:49No deals.
00:51:52I can explain.
00:51:53All right?
00:51:53It's all good.
00:51:54I know what this looks like.
00:51:55With everything that we've been through together...
00:51:57I have never once asked you to trust me.
00:51:59I am asking now.
00:52:02Like the way you used to trust Lenny.
00:52:07Please.
00:52:08Butcher.
00:52:08Will often join us next to the mob?
00:52:19Shit.
00:52:20Victor.
00:52:21Shit.
00:52:21Fuck.
00:52:22Fuck.
00:52:27Shit.
00:52:27Shit.
00:52:28Shit.
00:52:30Shit.
00:52:30Shit.
00:52:31Shit.
00:52:31Shit.
00:52:31Fuck.
00:52:31Shit.
00:52:31Shit.
00:52:32Shit.
00:52:32Fuck.
00:52:34Shit.
00:52:35Shit.
00:52:36Shit.
00:52:36What?
00:52:36Shit.
00:52:36Shit.
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:53:07Stop.
00:53:23Stop.
00:53:26It's suicide.
00:53:30I'll be taking that virus now, thanks, Frenchie.
00:53:33Ain't no fucking way.
00:53:34You took me.
00:53:37It will work on you, too.
00:53:54If I were you lot, I wouldn't hang about.
00:53:58Oh, by the way.
00:54:08You're all fucking welcome.
00:54:10We are interrupting our regular reporting with a breaking news story.
00:54:31I'm sorry.
00:54:33I'm just looking to my producers here.
00:54:35Is this confirmed?
00:54:37They're telling me it has been.
00:54:40The vice president-elect, Victoria Newman, is dead.
00:54:44Assassinated today, only hours after revealing to the world that she is super able.
00:54:49Where's Ryan?
00:54:51This was all for him after all, right?
00:54:55What are you doing?
00:54:56Celebrating.
00:54:57We won.
00:54:59Here.
00:55:02Everything's turned to shit.
00:55:04Plan's dead.
00:55:05This is the plan.
00:55:07I mean, sure, a few curveballs.
00:55:10But, uh, we got here.
00:55:13Just had to keep a few bits to myself.
00:55:15You know, the bits you'd fuck up by.
00:55:18You know, being you.
00:55:20Newman would have been a shit patsy.
00:55:22Stubborn.
00:55:22Too many ideas, so I went another way.
00:55:25Bob Singer himself ordering the assassination.
00:55:28If you'd killed Newman like I ordered, we wouldn't be stuck four stories underground playing pocket pool.
00:55:34And now we go live.
00:55:35That's president-elect Robert Singer taken into custody by federal agents.
00:55:40In an unprecedented turn of events, that is certainly to go down as one of the darkest days.
00:55:47Oh, it's for you.
00:55:56Who is it?
00:55:57Oh, it's Speaker of the House Calhoun.
00:55:59Once they invoke the 25th, he's next in line to be president.
00:56:02He'd like to pledge his allegiance to you.
00:56:11To me?
00:56:14Just like I promised.
00:56:15We had a deal.
00:56:16Well, I broke the deal.
00:56:18I didn't.
00:56:20I told you.
00:56:21You could trust me, boo.
00:56:23I got your back.
00:56:35I threw you out like...
00:56:36Like garbage.
00:56:42Why would you do this?
00:56:43To see if I could.
00:56:52This was so much fun.
00:56:56Just, you know, next time.
00:56:59Listen to me.
00:57:04Next time?
00:57:06Hells yeah, blonde ambition.
00:57:07Buckle up for phase two.
00:57:11Mom, I'm under speaking.
00:57:13I'm under speaking.
00:57:26Oh.
00:57:27Oh.
00:57:27Mom, I'm under speaking.
00:57:28And that is why, as my first official act under Article 1, Section 9 of the Constitution,
00:57:36I am declaring martial law and deputizing hundreds of superheroes nationwide
00:57:42who will report directly to Homelander himself.
00:57:47Thank you, Mr. President.
00:57:54Victoria Newman.
00:57:56She's a great American.
00:57:57And a dear, dear friend.
00:58:00Murdered in cold blood by deep state starlighters embedded in our own government.
00:58:06Now that we have full legal authority,
00:58:09a veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to rout these traitors from our government and from our streets.
00:58:17America will be safe again.
00:58:20And to the starlighters, whatever rock you're hiding under, we're coming for you.
00:58:27I'm coming for you.
00:58:30Because today, a new age of superheroes begins.
00:58:35She has been like a Pisces when I'm weak.
00:58:46I've been locked inside your heart-shamed box for weeks.
00:58:53I've been drawn into your magnets on this trap.
00:59:05I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back.
00:59:12We wake up to a new world where hope, purity, and Jesus' love shine down upon us all.
00:59:23Where children can sleep peacefully in their mother's arms.
00:59:27Now in starlight's pedo agenda has been thwarted.
00:59:31It's just a little time to sleep peacefully in the future.
00:59:35Hey!
00:59:36Hey!
00:59:37Hey!
00:59:38Hey!
00:59:39Hey!
00:59:40Hey!
00:59:40Hey!
00:59:41Hey!
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00:59:47Hey!
00:59:48Hey!
00:59:49Hey!
00:59:50Hey!
00:59:51Hey!
00:59:52Hey!
00:59:53Where America finally sees the woke mob for what it is.
01:00:09Monsters who want to destroy our heritage, traffic our children, and feminize our men.
01:00:16Where, with Homelander's guidance, we will all come together in unity.
01:00:27No!
01:00:29No!
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01:00:58We will make America strong again.
01:01:03Proud again.
01:01:07And most of all, we will make America super again.
01:01:37How long have you known?
01:01:47Only since this morning's classified briefing.
01:01:52You were my first call.
01:01:55And the God.
01:02:04You gotta be fucking kidding me.
01:02:07This whole time.
01:02:09This whole time.
01:02:11This whole time.
01:02:13This whole time.
01:02:14This whole time.
01:02:14This whole time.
01:02:15dark.
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