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00:00:00I want to flip A train.
00:00:10What the fuck would I ever talk to you?
00:00:12Because you gave Starlight that footage.
00:00:13Surveillance footage was taken from crime analytics and given to Starlight.
00:00:16She just wanted some help.
00:00:18She confessed. Leak plugged.
00:00:20You don't think the next word out of her mouth might have been useful?
00:00:23My dad's about to die.
00:00:24I need a dose of compound V and I need it today.
00:00:30What the fuck?
00:00:31What happens when he finds out you murdered his family?
00:00:34It was me.
00:00:35What was it?
00:00:36I'm so sorry.
00:00:40Here we go!
00:00:40Starlight visited a clinic and she had an abortion.
00:00:44Baby killer!
00:00:49What happened to me back there?
00:00:52Welcome to Godolkin University.
00:00:54The virus only affects soups that attaches to the compound V in their blood.
00:00:57Concentrate the dose.
00:00:59Let's see how sick we can make, huh?
00:01:00Is this all of it?
00:01:01Yeah.
00:01:01You're the only one who knows how to replicate it.
00:01:08In a world of chaos, some things never change.
00:01:12That good will always win.
00:01:14That love conquers all.
00:01:16And that heroes will answer the call to protect.
00:01:20To inspire.
00:01:21To inspire.
00:01:5152 Expo now, please give a big round of applause for your hosts Cameron Coleman and the deep
00:02:12Homelander nice trip home
00:02:21This turnout they love the fuck out of you talk about red and circus
00:02:33This is one of the many new projects we've got coming to you on the VCU timeline phases 7 through 19
00:02:42Which we'll be sharing with you all today in exhaustive detail
00:02:45Are you okay is there anything like buzzing or tingling or weird I'm telling you I feel great
00:02:56Are you absolutely sure I had a stroke? Yes. What's the last thing you remember? Let me see. I was in smart and final
00:03:01I was buying a family pack of pizza rolls. They didn't have pepperoni. So I had to get supreme
00:03:05Or was it triple meat? No, it was supreme. I remember it had the little green peppers dad
00:03:10Forget about the fucking pizza rolls. He sure sounds like himself. Yeah, I mean if I was as bad as they say then I
00:03:16Shouldn't be alive, right? I mean, it's a true blue miracle
00:03:22Why don't you get some rest okay mom and I are gonna go find you a diet Snapple, okay
00:03:31You gave him the V? Yeah, I thought that's what you wanted. It fell out of your coat
00:03:35I don't understand. Why did you bring it if you didn't want to use it? Look I wanted to I I did but then I didn't
00:03:44Okay, it's just that I
00:03:46I've seen that shit go wrong so many times
00:03:49Well, it's gotta go right sometimes right? I mean otherwise there wouldn't be any soups
00:03:54Look at him. He's fine
00:03:56You grew up without one parent. I just couldn't bear the thought of you losing another one
00:04:17Guess starlight can't decide whether to rape a baby or kill it well
00:04:21I am pressing charges for assault and that's for damn sure and even though the police say she had an alibi
00:04:26We all know she had something to do with Ezekiel's murder. This is a biblical war of good versus evil folks
00:04:35And I'm declaring hunting season on Starlighters now on the subject of baby killers. Let's welcome our guests
00:04:42Dr. Dorian Boone
00:04:44Dr. Boone, what's Starlight's baby feel when she murdered him?
00:04:48There was a study done at Samaritan's and Grace University on ferrets
00:04:52Which proves unborn babies feel pain. It's early as conception
00:04:57What am I supposed to do with her home for two weeks, Marvin? I have a job
00:05:01So do I and the boy needed stitches which you can be sure we're going to get the bill for
00:05:07Suspended for fighting baby saying like you dad. I
00:05:10What were you thinking?
00:05:13He said Homelander is a hero. So I told him the truth
00:05:16Then he told me to F word off. So I hit him baby fighting is not how you solve problems. Why not? That's what you do
00:05:26Sweetie go to your room go to your room
00:05:36Okay, Monique
00:05:38I am not gonna lose another person I love to this superhero shit. Let me talk to her you fix this
00:05:47Now
00:05:55Fuck all this cloak and beggar shot. It's bloody freezing that here. Well, I mean I was thinking we could meet your mom's pussy
00:06:00But you know, I wanted some place more private
00:06:05So what you think then what you listen
00:06:10How about we do this job
00:06:12Just you and me
00:06:14I don't know Joe
00:06:16It's a bit of a sudden in it really
00:06:19Your team's a joke
00:06:21You think I haven't noticed
00:06:23M M's on the verge of a breakdown
00:06:24Frenchie is a fucking junkie
00:06:26Huey is a gaping wet pussy and the two soups on your side man for whatever reason you have a blind spot for all right
00:06:34I'll give you a starlight
00:06:36But Camino's a bloody good weapon
00:06:39And the rest of them still have a scratch
00:06:42Brother, I don't get you
00:06:44I don't
00:06:45Half your brain is a fucking tumor
00:06:47This is your last shot at Homelander and now you decided to go soft
00:06:55Yeah
00:06:56They are decent people
00:06:57But you and me we don't belong with decent
00:07:13Hey, so where is Colin
00:07:15I don't know
00:07:17Why?
00:07:17Because he completely ghosted me
00:07:20Did you guys get into a fight or something?
00:07:25We are
00:07:25We're not a town
00:07:27This minute
00:07:33Super
00:07:36How are you?
00:07:45Fucking hell
00:07:56It's like a morgan here
00:07:57What's with all the long faces?
00:07:59I don't know
00:08:00Maybe because I'm getting blamed for the murder you did
00:08:04I call you a cunt, but you ain't got that for the warmth
00:08:07I've been meaning to ask you something
00:08:10How was it that you took out his ego?
00:08:15I have no idea
00:08:16Bullshit
00:08:17God's honest
00:08:17I blacked out came to and there he was
00:08:21All over the shop
00:08:22But never mind that bollocks
00:08:24Because my son
00:08:25I have found it
00:08:27The answer to all our prayers
00:08:29And what might that be?
00:08:31There's nothing much, just a virus that kills Supes
00:08:37Such a thing does not exist
00:08:39Did not exist
00:08:40Does now
00:08:41You see some clever cunts over at Gondolkin University
00:08:45Cooked up a bug that latches onto the V in their bloodstream
00:08:48Now it's completely harmless to humans
00:08:51But to Supes
00:08:55Fucking diabolical
00:08:56So you shoved this shit into me and Kimiko and we just
00:09:01Drop dead?
00:09:02Yep
00:09:03That's the idea
00:09:05Now
00:09:05It ain't juiced enough to kill Lone Lander
00:09:08I reckon
00:09:08If we get our hands on some
00:09:10And try it out on a lovely VP elect
00:09:12Why the hell are we just finding out about this shit, Butcher?
00:09:15There's only one small snag
00:09:17When I went to garden you to nick it
00:09:19Newman had picked me to the post
00:09:20So we're gonna have to nick it from here
00:09:22This is insane and desperate
00:09:24Even for you
00:09:25We're insanely desperate's where we are, don't you think, love?
00:09:27Okay, all right, all right, time out
00:09:29Look, if this virus is as dangerous as Butcher says it is
00:09:32Do you really want it in Newman's hands?
00:09:39No, you're right
00:09:40Right in
00:09:41Almost sorted
00:09:44Oh, uh, one other tiny little thing
00:09:48I need you to get us one presidential pardon
00:09:50Lord, they asked me to join the seven
00:09:58I know I should be happy
00:09:59But I'm not sure I'm strong enough to fight all the sinners
00:10:03Will you carry me, Jesus?
00:10:05Are you?
00:10:05Are you there?
00:10:15That clips from our new studio division
00:10:18Vought faith
00:10:19Speaking of faith
00:10:19Let's all have a moment of silence for my brother in Christ, Ezekiel
00:10:25Adios, amigo
00:10:26I will remember you
00:10:32Will you remember me?
00:10:38Don't let your life pass you
00:10:44You, um, you all right?
00:10:53Still searching for this leak
00:10:56Hmm
00:10:58Any leads?
00:11:00I'm working on it
00:11:02There's gotta be someone
00:11:04That footage didn't just run itself out of crime analytics
00:11:08Am I right?
00:11:14Let me know if I can help
00:11:31For fuck's sakes
00:11:32You got fleas or something?
00:11:40Stay closed, Dominic
00:11:41This won't take long
00:11:44Gentlemen
00:11:47I have pottery class in 10 minutes
00:11:49Right
00:11:50Would you rather finger some fucking clay
00:11:53Or
00:11:58Walk the fuck out of here
00:12:01Fuck me
00:12:02Grateful cunt, innit?
00:12:04Where's your fucking manners?
00:12:05It's not my birthday
00:12:07And this is not a gift
00:12:09Victoria Newman has something we need
00:12:11Some kind of virus
00:12:14I have no idea what you mean
00:12:15Come on, Stanny
00:12:17You strike me as the type of bloke
00:12:18What keeps his paws in all sorts of dirty little pies
00:12:21Look, you help us get this virus from Newman
00:12:25We'll help you get the fuck out of here
00:12:26You must be pretty desperate
00:12:28To try and enlist me in the plot against Victoria
00:12:31She
00:12:32Is like a daughter to me
00:12:34Yeah, a daughter who sold you out
00:12:35She did what I raised her to do
00:12:38You're right
00:12:39You taught her how to be a monster
00:12:40But not a little girl
00:12:42Ah
00:12:48You didn't know
00:12:51She shot up sweet little Zoe full of V
00:12:54Turned her into a tentacle mouth nightmare
00:12:58How about we get you out of here
00:13:00Exonerated
00:13:01Ain't
00:13:02Throwing custody of Zoe
00:13:03I ain't no better deal
00:13:08And you know it
00:13:17Cut a lander to him
00:13:18Cunt knows how to wear a whistle
00:13:19This is a bad idea
00:13:25Starlight
00:13:27What an unexpected pleasure
00:13:29You know, I've always felt a certain kinship with you
00:13:33Where are we heading?
00:13:34West
00:13:38Charming
00:13:39Do you have a towel I could place over the seat?
00:13:43Absolute disaster that was our honeymoon
00:13:45It wasn't a disaster
00:13:46Come on, be serious
00:13:47Pocapoca wasn't that bad
00:13:49Ah
00:13:50The honeymoon suite had two twin beds
00:13:53There were people vomiting at the swim-up bar
00:13:56And the all-included buffet seemingly only included salmonella
00:14:00You hated it so much
00:14:02Why did you buy a timeshare?
00:14:03He bought a timeshare
00:14:05That guy put the hard sell on me
00:14:09It'd be great to go back, wouldn't it?
00:14:11Yeah
00:14:11For the food poisoning?
00:14:12No, it's just Acapulco
00:14:15You know, it's a
00:14:16Go to Branson and Pigeon Forge
00:14:19Oh, Paris
00:14:21I have always wanted to go to Paris
00:14:24Never knew that?
00:14:24Yeah
00:14:25They have this walking tour that goes to all the spots in the Da Vinci Code
00:14:28Oh
00:14:29Imagine that
00:14:30Wow
00:14:30Wow, wow
00:14:31I hate to miss it
00:14:34That reminds me
00:14:35I want to give you this Huey
00:14:40Which is my engagement rate
00:14:42For when you propose to Annie
00:14:47Wow, Mom
00:14:49Thank you
00:14:49That's so sweet
00:14:49But I don't know if we're ready right now
00:14:53I'm crazy
00:14:54Block that shit down, you moron
00:14:55Okay
00:15:01Thank you
00:15:03You know, I can't, um
00:15:05You know, change anything
00:15:07But
00:15:09I'm really sorry
00:15:14I'm really sorry that I missed this
00:15:16You know, it's
00:15:19You know, it's
00:15:21Me too
00:15:23And look, I
00:15:24I know you tried to reach out to Huey
00:15:26And I should never have kept you away
00:15:35I'm gonna
00:15:35I'm gonna go to the ladies room
00:15:38You okay?
00:15:42Whew
00:15:46What is it?
00:15:50You gave her power of attorney
00:15:52I knew
00:15:53It's just you haven't seen her in years
00:15:55Did you think I couldn't handle it?
00:15:56It's not that
00:16:00You remember when Jar Jar got leukemia?
00:16:04Yeah
00:16:04Cat wouldn't eat and yet somehow still had diarrhea
00:16:08And you would not let me put him down until he eventually
00:16:11Kind of just, you know, exploded
00:16:13With blood and shit
00:16:14Yeah, I remember
00:16:15Right
00:16:15But I was nine
00:16:16You are still the same little kid
00:16:19You hold on tight to everyone
00:16:22And I love you for that
00:16:24But
00:16:25You know
00:16:27When it came to a
00:16:28An advanced directive
00:16:31Let's just say I didn't want to end up like Jar Jar
00:16:39Hey, where's your mom gone?
00:16:40Uh, she went to the bathroom, remember?
00:16:43Yeah
00:16:43Yeah
00:16:44Yeah, of course
00:16:45You got a nice place
00:16:53I've rarely been
00:16:54It's the smell
00:16:55But if Victoria wanted to keep her proclivities quiet, it'd be here
00:16:57You got a nice place
00:17:06You got a nice place
00:17:07I've rarely been
00:17:07I've rarely been
00:17:08It's the smell
00:17:09But if Victoria wanted to
00:17:10But if Victoria wanted to keep her proclivities quiet, it'd be here
00:17:13I was like, I'm a nice and then I wanted to wear the shower
00:17:15I was like, no, no, no, no
00:17:17You got a nice place
00:17:18And it's because you were good
00:17:20I was like, you know, you're going to be back
00:17:20I'm going to try to keep it in
00:17:21You got a nice place
00:17:21That was because I don't need it
00:17:22And it's like...
00:17:22I don't know
00:17:23You got a nice place
00:17:23But I can't hear it
00:17:24I don't know
00:17:25You got a nice place
00:17:26You got a nice place
00:17:57What is all this?
00:18:15I'm as surprised as you are.
00:18:27I'm as surprised as you are.
00:18:57I'm as surprised as you are.
00:19:28Somebody's using running tests, but now you're still going.
00:19:33What?
00:19:36Holy shit.
00:19:37I'm as surprised as you are.
00:19:44Holy bitch.
00:19:45Easy.
00:19:46Victoria.
00:19:47You're looking well.
00:19:48You think I would've known the minute you and your ankle monitor stepped out of that prison?
00:19:50I don't recall giving you permission to turn my rec room into a virology lab.
00:19:56You brought these assholes here?
00:19:59They want to kill me.
00:20:00I'm sorry.
00:20:01Are you upset that I betrayed you?
00:20:04Boy, knock it off you two.
00:20:06This ain't family pies.
00:20:07You have five seconds to tell me what you did to Samir, or I paint this fucking room red.
00:20:12Who the fuck's Samir?
00:20:14Enough.
00:20:14So, you brought in Samir.
00:20:19Smart.
00:20:20That's what I'd have done.
00:20:21But whatever happened to him, it wasn't us.
00:20:25We should plant him together.
00:20:26You're fucking kidding me.
00:20:27If I'm not mistaken, you hurt these people.
00:20:31They expose you as a super-abled killer.
00:20:35Yes?
00:20:36Then I'm afraid that we are at a stalemate.
00:20:41You might as well use their expertise.
00:20:43At the very least, their effective cannon fodder.
00:20:45Thanks.
00:20:46It's really nice of you.
00:20:51Ain't no mountain high.
00:20:53Ain't no valley high.
00:20:54A story about a hero.
00:20:56I'm not giving up on you.
00:20:57But you can't give up on yourself.
00:20:59And the boy he taught to run.
00:21:03Run faster than that!
00:21:05I quit.
00:21:06Don't you bail on me!
00:21:07Get off of me!
00:21:08Either outrun this life, or you can run yourself into an early grave.
00:21:11Cause baby, there ain't no mountain high enough.
00:21:16Ain't no valley high enough.
00:21:20Ain't no valley high enough.
00:21:26Trust me, I'm just as excited as you all for this film that is so close to my heart.
00:21:35Being able to tell this...
00:21:37Hey, listen, man.
00:21:38Go me crazy, but I'm sensing a little tension here.
00:21:41Anything wrong?
00:21:43Yeah, dude.
00:21:45You fucking reported that I got shitcanned instead of crime analytics.
00:21:48I'm sorry, but look, I gotta take a couple of shots at the home team now and again if I'm going to appear fair and balanced.
00:21:56Look, I'll make a retraction.
00:21:58No, it's way too late for that shit.
00:22:00I know that I've been doing a lot of fun.
00:22:01I know that I'm going to be doing a lot of fun.
00:22:01I know when Bombeck pulled me from his latest slice of life drama.
00:22:04I'm sorry, man.
00:22:04I don't know what to say.
00:22:05I don't know what to say.
00:22:06It wasn't personal.
00:22:07Be sure to check it out from this Vought Plus thriller, Double Stamp, which just finished reshooting its reshoots, making it the most expensive TV show ever.
00:22:20So, you know, it's got to be good.
00:22:22Am I right?
00:22:24A-Train!
00:22:25For the first time in Vought's history, we have two black heroes in the seven and one unspecified.
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:32Wow.
00:22:33Vought proudly supports and amplifies BIPOC voices.
00:22:36Isn't that right, Cameron?
00:22:37Sure is, Deep.
00:22:38Which is why these articulate heroes will lead Vought's newest diversity initiative, Black Addict.
00:22:45Some say go woke, go broke.
00:22:47Well, we say go woke, get yoked.
00:22:50And as part of our new initiative, we'll be debuting a new feature specifically for our diverse audiences.
00:22:54Custom, digital, product placement.
00:22:56Check this out.
00:22:57Here, we have a clip from my three-time MTV award winner, Rising Tide.
00:23:03Forget this.
00:23:04When a white fan streams my movie, you'll see me holding a brand tailor-made to their tastes.
00:23:10But when, you know, say black fans stream it, they'll see a delicious Vought Imperio peach cognac.
00:23:16It's pretty cool.
00:23:17All right, so Chuffa Chuffa from Cameron and Deep.
00:23:28Then we announce Ryan's debut series, Super School.
00:23:31That's the title we went with?
00:23:33That was the only thing we got cleared.
00:23:35Then they're going to throw to me, right, for my little why now moment.
00:23:38You know how I got my inspo from my time really teaching the next generation of superpower youth.
00:23:43And then it's go time, baby, right?
00:23:45That's when you're going to come out to me, and we do, like, a little two-hour Q&A.
00:23:50Hey, Bonnie, you look gorgeous today, by the way.
00:23:54Did you get my text?
00:23:56Yeah.
00:23:56Right, is that for us?
00:23:57Listen, tell we'll be out in, like, 15, 20, okay?
00:23:59Okay.
00:23:59All right, cool.
00:24:00Hey, Ryan, what do you think?
00:24:04Seriously, what do you think?
00:24:05I really want to know.
00:24:06It's just, I mean, Super School?
00:24:14Why are we doing a teen show anyway?
00:24:16Um, because we like money.
00:24:18If you don't want to do it, don't.
00:24:22Don't do it.
00:24:24I mean it.
00:24:24I'm just going to pop the horns up here a little bit and play devil's advocate.
00:24:27We are a month away from shooting.
00:24:29Built all the sets.
00:24:30I think we bought up half the sound stages in Toronto.
00:24:32Who cares?
00:24:33Is this because I jerked it in front of Mika Kelly?
00:24:36Because, again, that was just crossed wires.
00:24:40Hey, God, what's it going to take to get you amped?
00:24:43Do you want an EP credit?
00:24:44That is done.
00:24:45You want to get script approval?
00:24:46I can make anything sing.
00:24:47Give me your black amics.
00:24:49What?
00:24:50You want, you know what?
00:24:53Why don't you take my whole wallet?
00:24:58And the keys to your Jaguar.
00:24:59I would love to do that.
00:25:03Ryan, what do you say?
00:25:10No.
00:25:19So you're, you're really not mad at me?
00:25:22No.
00:25:24I'm proud of you for speaking your mind.
00:25:28Ryan, I've been, uh, manipulated by people my whole life.
00:25:37Being told what to say, where to stand, it's like being a slave, only worse.
00:25:44I did some reflecting, and I realized that I've been doing the same thing to you.
00:25:51But, no more.
00:25:56From now on, no more rules.
00:25:59For either of us.
00:26:00We are both emancipated from slavery.
00:26:04We're free.
00:26:06Sound good?
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:08Yeah?
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:09Well, buddy, I don't care what anyone else thinks but you.
00:26:12As far as I'm concerned, this whole planet is empty.
00:26:19Except for you and me.
00:26:28As if you don't have 60 more pairs.
00:26:31Prince Andrew gave me these shoes.
00:26:34I'm suddenly reminded how much I hated it here.
00:26:37Really?
00:26:39I used to love it.
00:26:41I always felt a little more free here.
00:26:42And yet you've turned my farm into an infectious disease lab.
00:26:45Clear.
00:26:46You can only assume that you're searching for a way to control Homelander.
00:26:51He's a Freudian cesspool.
00:26:53Random impulse and deep insecurity.
00:26:56There's no one who can control that.
00:26:58You put yourself and Zoe in terrible danger.
00:27:00No.
00:27:02You put me and Zoe in terrible danger.
00:27:04You used me like you use everybody else.
00:27:06Somebody had to protect her.
00:27:07You mean shooting her up with compound A.
00:27:10You took a bright-eyed little girl and you turned her into a monster.
00:27:13Into a what?
00:27:13A monster?
00:27:15Is that why you had me hide what I was?
00:27:17Stick to the shadows, never reach too high?
00:27:19That was to protect you.
00:27:20No, that was because you were ashamed of me.
00:27:24My daughter will never have to live like that.
00:27:26What's going to happen when we find the virus and this little truce is over?
00:27:37Starlight blinds the bitch.
00:27:38Before she knows what's what, I'll juggle with a dose.
00:27:41Okay.
00:27:42We've got a casualty.
00:28:07Is that Samir?
00:28:13No, it's one of his lab assistants.
00:28:19What the hell is...
00:28:21The Vita fucking chicken!
00:28:25Fuck this.
00:28:44Well, you could have warned us your pal Samir was V-ing up a Kentucky Fried fucking massacre, couldn't ya?
00:28:57I didn't know, okay?
00:28:58Something obviously went wrong.
00:28:59We have to find him.
00:29:00Yeah, right.
00:29:01And we're supposed to believe you.
00:29:03You ain't sleeping shit lost, don't ya?
00:29:05Right, because you're such a paragon of virtue.
00:29:07You tell your friends about the deal we made?
00:29:09Wait, what does that mean?
00:29:10What does that mean?
00:29:11Said he'd steal all the files you had on me if I gave him Ryan.
00:29:14Are you fucking kidding me?
00:29:16And I didn't go through with it, did I?
00:29:18Which proves I'm on the level.
00:29:19When are we gonna learn?
00:29:21He's never gonna fucking change.
00:29:22All right, listen.
00:29:23We got a lot of ground to cover, so let's just go.
00:29:27It's an absolute wonder to me that you've all managed to live this long.
00:29:31What?
00:29:39I didn't go through with it!
00:29:44Ooh, that's nice.
00:29:47Excuse me, hi.
00:29:47Did I say you could take out your vibrating Bluetooth anal beads?
00:29:51Go pop them back in right now.
00:29:55This is an important event.
00:29:57Uh-huh.
00:29:58You really expect me to come on stage in front of our most loyal fans?
00:30:01Oh, yeah.
00:30:02I want everyone to know what a grubby little queef sniffer you are.
00:30:08I'm sorry.
00:30:09This wasn't how I was planning to tell you, but this isn't working out for me anymore.
00:30:14I mean, it was one thing when you were really in charge around here, but now, I mean...
00:30:20You are dumping me.
00:30:26I need a dom who's dominating.
00:30:32But I hope we can still be friends.
00:30:46Is this your angry look, or did Starlight fuck up your face?
00:30:50You know, if you weren't Homelander's right hand bitch, I'd take you out behind the woodshed and whoop your ass.
00:30:54Mm, sounds on brand.
00:30:58You set me up to get my ass beat.
00:31:00And you fell for it.
00:31:02But hey, now you don't have to play a victim.
00:31:05There could really be one.
00:31:08Y'all just think I'm stupid, poor, white trash.
00:31:10I don't think you're poor.
00:31:12Undress, make me all you want.
00:31:14Makes that much easier to stick a fucking shiv in your back.
00:31:18Aren't you okay?
00:31:31Oh, are you okay?
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:40I noticed you're having a little, uh, projectile dysfunction.
00:31:59Yeah, you know what?
00:32:02Why don't you worry about yourself?
00:32:03Okay?
00:32:04I am.
00:32:05You're not much used to us if your powers are on the fucking fritz.
00:32:08That's how you beat the piss out of Firecracker on national television.
00:32:11Don't get me wrong.
00:32:12I enjoyed the hell out of it.
00:32:13But, um, you think it was a little out of control?
00:32:18We can't lose our cool like that.
00:32:21We?
00:32:22Come on, Annie.
00:32:23I'm one of the only people who does get it.
00:32:25Dual identities.
00:32:26I'm so Nadia.
00:32:28You think I don't want to let her out sometimes?
00:32:29But I can't.
00:32:31I gotta be Newman.
00:32:32And shit, you've been starlight for so long.
00:32:34Do you even know who Annie is anymore?
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:45You really got your shit locked down.
00:32:56And...
00:33:18I don't know.
00:33:48I don't know.
00:34:18What the fuck?
00:34:19What the fuck are you fucking suicidal?
00:34:21Just chill out.
00:34:22Chill out.
00:34:23You just made me a fucking accomplice, you piece of shit.
00:34:26I took one shit in Homelander's toilet.
00:34:28I'm not joining the fucking Rebel Alliance.
00:34:30I need to tell him.
00:34:31Hey, you've done a lot more than just take a shit.
00:34:34And we both know that.
00:34:36We made a deal.
00:34:38So you either help me, get sage off my jock, or you go down with me.
00:34:44It's a dark again.
00:34:45The Tech Night plums a whole new pit of darkness with its soundtrack of Nirvana hits and a 12-minute
00:34:53sequence that's entirely pitch black.
00:34:55We found it.
00:34:56Possibly the only bottle of Diet Kiwi.
00:35:02Where's dad?
00:35:04I thought he was with you.
00:35:05No?
00:35:06No.
00:35:07I thought he was with you.
00:35:08No?
00:35:09No.
00:35:10Satellite Pharmacy 301.
00:35:13Satellite Pharmacy 301.
00:35:19Dad?
00:35:20Dad?
00:35:21Hugh?
00:35:22Dad?
00:35:26Dad?
00:35:28Hugh?
00:35:33Dad?
00:35:34Hugh?
00:35:35Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:36Let's wait here for a second.
00:35:40Hey, Dad.
00:35:48How'd that happen?
00:35:55Oh.
00:35:57Eileen, what's going on?
00:36:02I don't know.
00:36:04I don't know.
00:36:05Why don't you sit that down?
00:36:08And why don't you come with me?
00:36:10Who are you?
00:36:17Dennis.
00:36:18Dennis, it's me.
00:36:19It's you.
00:36:19Excuse me.
00:36:20Oh, ma'am.
00:36:23Oh, my God.
00:36:27Call security.
00:36:28Call security.
00:36:31Don't be like that.
00:36:33Hey, let me take you to dinner.
00:36:34I'm a nice guy.
00:36:36I promise.
00:36:40What's happening to me?
00:36:52Attention, please.
00:36:53There has been a report of an emergency.
00:36:56Proceed to call me to the news.
00:36:57I can't.
00:37:00Dad?
00:37:01You.
00:37:02Oh, fuck.
00:37:03Hugh?
00:37:11Dad?
00:37:12I gotta go.
00:37:13Yeah, wait, wait.
00:37:14Just listen.
00:37:14I can explain everything, all right?
00:37:16Why don't you just come with us?
00:37:21I can't.
00:37:22I'm sorry.
00:37:22I've got to take Huey to the Vought Company store.
00:37:25He's saving up for a tech night doll.
00:37:27He calls it an action figure, but, you know, it's a doll.
00:37:32Dad?
00:37:33I'm Huey.
00:37:36I'm right here.
00:37:41You're not Huey.
00:37:42He's 11.
00:37:45Hugh?
00:37:46And why don't we go back to your room?
00:37:51Daphne?
00:37:52Yeah.
00:37:54What are you doing here?
00:38:01You shouldn't be here.
00:38:03You left.
00:38:04But I came back.
00:38:06Remember?
00:38:07I did everything for you.
00:38:09And you looked through me like I wasn't even there.
00:38:14You ruined my life.
00:38:19Huey's life.
00:38:20Dad, stop.
00:38:21Get down on the ground now.
00:38:23Oh, sir.
00:38:26Wait.
00:38:27Wait.
00:38:27No.
00:38:33Daphne!
00:38:34Please welcome the Guardians of Good Old Town, Sam Reardon and Kate Dunlap.
00:38:39Hey, how long of those things we're just going for?
00:38:46Why, big plans tonight?
00:38:47Wasn't much.
00:38:48Just gonna maybe fuck your wife.
00:38:51Excuse me?
00:38:51Tabitha, she wants me to swing by for a late night muff dive?
00:38:55Which will take forever, because I don't need to come up for air.
00:38:58I can just breathe right through her juices.
00:38:59Enough.
00:39:00I know about your little closeted eight-armed handjob machine.
00:39:03I could cut a package together, have it on the air by tonight.
00:39:06You wouldn't.
00:39:07Watch me.
00:39:09Let's just try and keep it classy.
00:39:12Okay?
00:39:12A hilarious new comedy flipped.
00:39:18I'm a stuck-up sorority girl.
00:39:20He's a nerd.
00:39:22But when a gypsy swaps our bodies...
00:39:24So what do you want to do?
00:39:27You can go get some Nathan's famous.
00:39:30No, I mean a little more boldly.
00:39:33I mean, like, big picture.
00:39:34What do you want to do?
00:39:41You're gonna laugh at me.
00:39:42No, I won't.
00:39:45I kind of want to help people.
00:39:48But not, like, with fake saves.
00:39:50Like, really help.
00:39:52It's what my mom would want.
00:39:53That's amazing.
00:39:57That's great.
00:40:01You want to help her?
00:40:04Hmm?
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Yeah?
00:40:06But, I mean...
00:40:07Great.
00:40:08Hey, Adam.
00:40:08You send that lovely young lady over here, please.
00:40:11And you come, too.
00:40:11Um...
00:40:14Is he making you uncomfortable?
00:40:19No, you can tell me you won't get in trouble.
00:40:25Um...
00:40:25Kind of.
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:28Brian?
00:40:30In a second.
00:40:37Adam, I think you should apologize.
00:40:39Uh...
00:40:42I'm sorry if I was inappropriate.
00:40:47Didn't seem like you meant it.
00:40:48Uh, yeah.
00:40:48That's just...
00:40:49That's just my natural talent.
00:40:50Maybe the problem is that Adam...
00:40:52Is, uh...
00:40:54Looking down on the PA.
00:40:57Yeah.
00:40:58Mm-hmm.
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00Um...
00:41:02Adam, I think you should...
00:41:03Get in your knees and do it again.
00:41:09I'm sorry if I exploited our inequitable power dynamic and I made you feel uncomfortable.
00:41:28Please forgive me.
00:41:30He's still lying.
00:41:31Mm-hmm.
00:41:31I agree.
00:41:32I think...
00:41:35Maybe he needs to be taught a lesson.
00:41:47I want you to slap him.
00:41:53Bonnie?
00:41:54Oh!
00:41:55Oh, fuck!
00:41:57Do it again.
00:41:58Oh, fuck!
00:41:59Okay.
00:41:59Again.
00:41:59Oh, my...
00:42:00Oh, fuck me.
00:42:02Sorry, stop, please.
00:42:04Oh, fuck!
00:42:05Oh!
00:42:06Oh!
00:42:08Oh!
00:42:10Oh!
00:42:11Oh!
00:42:12Ryan, please, please!
00:42:14Oh, my...
00:42:14Oh, fuck!
00:42:24Please.
00:42:25Can we take a break?
00:42:26You all right?
00:42:27Yes.
00:42:28I'm all right.
00:42:29All right.
00:42:30I didn't know you were a Catholic.
00:42:40Something about the drama of it appears.
00:42:44No.
00:42:46Do you still believe in God?
00:42:50I want to.
00:42:51It's just...
00:42:51It's just...
00:42:55It's just so hard sometimes.
00:43:00And you?
00:43:01With all my hearts.
00:43:04The Trinity, the Resurrection, the Sacraments.
00:43:08All of it.
00:43:12Well, except for the Sacraments of Penance.
00:43:14Come on.
00:43:15Come on.
00:43:17What a steaming pile of dog shit that is.
00:43:19I really kind of think that forgiving is...
00:43:24It's important.
00:43:25Forgiving, oui.
00:43:27But not being forgiven.
00:43:30Would I confess to some priest I don't even know in a peep show boot and all my sins wash away?
00:43:36Dog shit.
00:43:37God should not forgive.
00:43:42God should not forgive.
00:43:45Some sins deserve eternal damnation.
00:43:48Frenchie, you...
00:43:52What have you done?
00:43:53It's not just one thing, you see.
00:43:56It is so many things.
00:43:59You should really talk to someone.
00:44:03You should.
00:44:04I mean, have you told Camukil?
00:44:06Help.
00:44:06If I tell her I'm scared she'll hate me, I'm even more scared she won't.
00:44:33Is that a fucking Vita bull?
00:44:35Oh, my foot off.
00:44:38Off we fuck.
00:44:39Nice and slow.
00:44:49Fucking priest!
00:44:51Run!
00:44:54Go!
00:44:54Go!
00:44:55Oh, my God.
00:44:56Go!
00:44:57Go!
00:44:58Oh, mon dieu.
00:45:27I can't believe this is fucking happening to me again.
00:45:35Oh, my God, Samir.
00:45:38Are you okay?
00:45:39Yeah, I'm fine.
00:45:41But, uh...
00:45:42Henry...
00:45:45Wait.
00:45:46Zoe's not here.
00:45:47Is she because...
00:45:47No, no, she's okay.
00:45:48She's okay.
00:45:48Okay, good.
00:45:49Wait.
00:45:50Oh, my God.
00:45:50Is that...
00:45:51Zoe's dad?
00:45:52Dr. Shaw was my top man that bought R&D before he went behind my back and deflowered my daughter.
00:46:01Okay, I was 20 thoroughly deflowered, and this isn't the time or the place.
00:46:05What happened?
00:46:06We gave V to a hamster so we could test the virus on it.
00:46:09Well, a V-dub hamster was your first mistake, mon ami.
00:46:12It got loose.
00:46:14Trashed the lab.
00:46:15We ran, but the V had already leaked into the groundwater.
00:46:18Is the virus gone?
00:46:20Yes.
00:46:21Buck.
00:46:22Except for, uh...
00:46:25Except for one dose.
00:46:36Hey.
00:46:38How transmissible is that?
00:46:39Not very.
00:46:40Only through bodily fluid, blood, saliva, semen.
00:46:43Okay, so we inject it into your dead buddy over here as bait, and then we put him outside
00:46:48to infect the crazy fucking flying sheep.
00:46:52This man is in no condition to fuck a sheep.
00:46:57They would eat him.
00:47:01Bollocks.
00:47:02That's the only dose.
00:47:04I say, we fucking leg it.
00:47:05Richard's right.
00:47:06It's too valuable.
00:47:06Okay, we run.
00:47:07We don't all make it.
00:47:09Darwinism, love.
00:47:10They've got to be the fastest, just not the slowest.
00:47:12No fucking way.
00:47:13Enough.
00:47:14Not now.
00:47:14I won't be able to outrun them.
00:47:16Oh, don't you cry for that, cunt.
00:47:18He's just trying to nick Zoe from you.
00:47:19That's his whole fucking plan, isn't it?
00:47:21He's lying.
00:47:22Sorry, Stanny.
00:47:23Just business.
00:47:24Guys, stop.
00:47:25Son of a bitch.
00:47:26I should have fucking known.
00:47:27And them could die, okay?
00:47:29Or Frenchie.
00:47:30I mean, you really don't care who you just throw to the wolves.
00:47:33No, not really.
00:47:33You're a monster, and I'm not letting you do this.
00:47:36Oh, what?
00:47:37You're going to go start raving like you did with Firecracker?
00:47:40I got the head popper, and you can't even get out.
00:47:43Enough.
00:47:43Enough.
00:47:44Look.
00:47:45Look.
00:47:46Y'all see this?
00:47:49Hides.
00:47:50And I got them because y'all motherfuckers are driving me to fuck crazy.
00:47:54Now, Annie, you can't just go around fucking everybody up.
00:47:58And, Newman, do you really want to risk Zoe growing up in a group home the way you did?
00:48:03And you.
00:48:05Look.
00:48:06My little baby girl needs me, and I intend on seeing her.
00:48:11You're not a monster, Butcher.
00:48:14You are a motherfucker, but you're a motherfucker with a heart.
00:48:28You're a motherfucker.
00:48:58Those people.
00:48:59Crazy shit happens when you give healthy people these, so I guess when someone's brain dead.
00:49:04How are you so calm?
00:49:05It's sort of isn't the first time I've been through something like this.
00:49:07What are you looking for?
00:49:08I don't know.
00:49:08Topramycin, topratikin, anything we can use to maybe slow that down.
00:49:11What if we can't?
00:49:16Nothing is going to happen to you.
00:49:18Daphne!
00:49:19Daphne!
00:49:26You.
00:49:26You left me.
00:49:28You left our little boy.
00:49:30Dad.
00:49:32You broke our hearts.
00:49:34Dad, stop.
00:49:35Hugh.
00:49:37Please.
00:49:40Hugh.
00:49:41Hugh, please.
00:49:42Please.
00:49:42Hugh, please.
00:49:43I'm here, Dad.
00:49:43I'm the one you took to the bot store to buy the Technite doll.
00:49:46Remember, I was short eight bucks, even though I saved for weeks.
00:49:49And you said anything for your number one hero.
00:49:51That's the thing, Dad.
00:49:52He never was.
00:49:57You are.
00:49:59You're my hero.
00:50:01And that's why I needed you to wake up.
00:50:03So that I could say it.
00:50:04And I know that you heard it.
00:50:09You're my hero, Dad.
00:50:11Hugh, yeah.
00:50:23Yeah, Dad, it's me.
00:50:24It's me.
00:50:25It's Hugh.
00:50:25Where are we?
00:50:26It's...
00:50:27I don't know what's going on.
00:50:32It's...
00:50:33It's a long story, but...
00:50:34No, no.
00:50:36Dad?
00:50:37Dad, it's Hugh.
00:50:38It's Hugh.
00:50:39Remember?
00:50:39I know.
00:50:41I just...
00:50:41I don't...
00:50:42There's something wrong with me.
00:50:44I can't stop it.
00:50:47I don't know what to do.
00:50:49Dad, it's okay.
00:50:53I think I do.
00:50:54I do.
00:50:57How long did you say it takes for the virus to kick in?
00:51:09It's been different every time.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:16That's not good.
00:51:25Shit.
00:51:27Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:51:47Go, go, go, go!
00:52:09Where's Samir?
00:52:31Where's Samir?
00:52:32Samir?
00:52:35Samir!
00:52:36Victoria!
00:52:36Victoria!
00:52:37Samir!
00:52:38Calm down!
00:52:38Where's Samir?
00:52:39No, he's...
00:52:41I don't know!
00:52:44No, he's...
00:52:45No, he's...
00:52:46Samir!
00:52:49Not very sporting of you to renege on a deal.
00:52:53A deal was a pardon for the virus.
00:52:55No virus.
00:52:58No deal.
00:52:59We scoured the property.
00:53:12We couldn't find Dr. Shaw.
00:53:14But we did find this.
00:53:21I'm very sorry.
00:53:21I'm sorry.
00:53:21I don't know.
00:53:23I'm very sorry.
00:53:25I was...
00:53:27All right.
00:53:27Another rail over...
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:42I don't know.
00:54:12I don't know.
00:54:42This country is corrupt beyond repair, so we've got to save it.
00:54:51We have to save America.
00:54:54We have to save the world for our kids.
00:54:59So I'm reaching out to you to do your part.
00:55:04Now, it's not going to be easy.
00:55:05We'll have to do some terrible things, some violent, merciless, maybe even cruel things for the greater good.
00:55:13That's war.
00:55:17You'll no longer be beloved celebrities.
00:55:21You will be wrathful gods.
00:55:24When the time comes, will you answer the call?
00:55:30How will we know when the time comes?
00:55:33Trust me.
00:55:34You'll know.
00:55:35Anything you need, Homelander.
00:55:36You see, we recently found a leak here at Vought Tower, and I thought together we might plug it.
00:55:45The proof is on his phone.
00:55:59Calls to Marvin Milk.
00:56:00I don't know who that is.
00:56:03I don't know who Marvin Milk is.
00:56:05I didn't do it.
00:56:06This is a mistake.
00:56:07Someone set me up.
00:56:09Someone set me up.
00:56:10I didn't do anything.
00:56:12Come on, baby.
00:56:14I'm talking about you.
00:56:15So, Patriots.
00:56:16I'm telling you.
00:56:16I'm sure you have it.
00:56:18Now, show me a little wrath.
00:56:20I'm still going to fuck your wife tonight.
00:56:50I'm still going to fuck your wife tonight.
00:57:21Not here.
00:57:24Pardon?
00:57:25Just a moment, sir.
00:57:26Madame, excuse me.
00:57:27Sir, we'll get to when we can.
00:57:29I've committed murders.
00:57:32Plural.
00:57:33There's a 1013 at the front desk.
00:57:35Sir, please put your hands where I can see them.
00:57:50How do you know this is even going to work?
00:57:56I have this French friend.
00:57:59He kind of taught me way too much about drugs.
00:58:06If we don't do this, then he spends the rest of his life scared and confused and in prison or in asylum.
00:58:13Or he kills more innocent people.
00:58:15He's right.
00:58:21She was right.
00:58:22I don't want to be Jar Jar.
00:58:31It's not going to hurt.
00:58:32Jar Jar, thank you for taking such good care of our boy.
00:58:43I promise I will do the same.
00:58:46Jar Jar, thank you for taking such good care of our boy.
00:58:51Yeah.
00:58:54What's happening?
00:58:56I feel...
00:58:58I'm scared.
00:59:00Hey, Dad, it's okay.
00:59:01Hey, I'm right here.
00:59:02I'm right here.
00:59:04We both are.
00:59:05And I love you so much.
00:59:18I'm not going to hold on, okay?
00:59:20You can go.
00:59:24I love you too, son.
00:59:28My wee Huey.
00:59:29You know where I already want to go?
00:59:38Where?
00:59:40It's Paris.
00:59:42Wow.
00:59:42Yeah, yeah.
00:59:43You know, we can...
00:59:45Three of us, we could do the Da Vinci Code tour.
00:59:47Oh, yeah.
00:59:48Yeah.
00:59:48The three of us.
00:59:49Yeah.
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:51The three of us.
00:59:53Visit all those...
00:59:54Those spots where...
00:59:56Tom...
00:59:59Tom Hanks.
01:00:01Tom Hanks.
01:00:26Tom Hanks.
01:00:27Tom Hanks.
01:00:28Tom Hanks.
01:00:29Tom Hanks.
01:00:30Tom Hanks.
01:00:31Tom Hanks.
01:00:32Tom Hanks.
01:00:33Tom Hanks.
01:00:34Tom Hanks.
01:00:35Tom Hanks.
01:00:36Tom Hanks.
01:00:37Tom Hanks.
01:00:38Tom Hanks.
01:00:39Tom Hanks.
01:00:40Tom Hanks.
01:00:41Tom Hanks.
01:00:42Tom Hanks.
01:00:43Tom Hanks.
01:00:44Tom Hanks.
01:00:45Tom Hanks.
01:00:46Tom Hanks.
01:00:47Tom Hanks.
01:00:48Tom Hanks.
01:00:49Tom Hanks.
01:00:50Tom Hanks.
01:00:51Tom Hanks.
01:00:52Tom Hanks.
01:00:53Tom Hanks.
01:00:54Tom Hanks.
01:00:55Oh, now see, that is classic butcher.
01:01:21Get away from me!
01:01:23Get away from me!
01:01:24All right, take it easy.
01:01:27I ain't gonna hurt you, but not no more.
01:01:31It was just enough to convince people.
01:01:33You chopped off my fucking leg!
01:01:36Yes, I did.
01:01:37And I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.
01:01:39Your football days are over.
01:01:40But don't you worry.
01:01:42We'll patch you up.
01:01:44Bright as rain.
01:01:46And you'll be back to work in no time.
01:01:48What?
01:01:50What work?
01:01:51Oh, what the fuck do you think?
01:01:54You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
01:02:01Mr. Paul?
01:02:02Old MacDonald had a farm.
01:02:17E-I-E-I-O.
01:02:18And on this farm, we had some chicks.
01:02:21E-I-E-I-O.
01:02:23With a chick chick here, and a chick chick there.
01:02:26Here a chick, there a chick.
01:02:27Everywhere a chick chick.
01:02:28Old MacDonald had a farm.
01:02:30E-I-E-I-O.
01:02:33Old MacDonald had a farm.
01:02:35E-I-E-I-O.
01:02:37And on this farm, we had some ducks.
01:02:40E-I-E-I-O.
01:02:42With a quack quack here, and a quack quack there.
01:02:44Here a quack, there a quack.
01:02:46Everywhere a quack quack.
01:02:47Chick chick here, and a chick chick there.
01:02:49Here a chick, there a chick.
01:02:50Everywhere a chick chick.
01:02:51Old MacDonald had a farm.
01:02:54E-I-E-I-O.
01:02:56Old MacDonald had a farm.
01:02:58E-I-E-I-O.
01:03:00And on this farm, we had some turkeys.
01:03:03E-I-E-I-O.
01:03:05With a gobble gobble here, and a gobble gobble there.
01:03:08Here a gobble, there a gobble.
01:03:09Everywhere a gobble, gobble.
01:03:10Quack quack here, and a quack quack there.
01:03:13Here a quack there, quack everywhere.
01:03:14Quack quack chick here, and a chick chick there.
01:03:17Here a chick, there a chick.
01:03:19Everywhere a chick chick.
01:03:20Old MacDonald had a farm, B-I-E-I-O, Old MacDonald had a farm, B-I-E-I-O, and on this farm he had some pigs, B-I-E-I-O, with a quack quack here and a quack quack there, here a quack there, a quack everywhere, a quack quack, gobble gobble here, and a gobble gobble there, here a gobble there, a gobble everywhere, a gobble gobble, quack quack here, and a quack quack there, here a quack there, a quack everywhere, a quack quack, chick chick here,
01:03:49And the chick, chick there
01:03:50Here, chick there, chick
01:03:52Everywhere, chick, chick
01:03:53Old MacDonald had a farm
01:04:03E-I-E-I-O
01:04:19The chick, chick
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