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Episode name - Happily Ever After
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00:00Yeah.
00:02Wow, you finally got a rug.
00:05Why purple?
00:06Why not purple?
00:07Oh.
00:09No reason at all.
00:10I like it.
00:11You keep talking like that, and we're gonna get along just fine.
00:16Man, can you believe I'm actually gonna be here for more than two days?
00:19Ugh.
00:21Judging by the amount of luggage we're carrying, yes, I can.
00:24What's in all this?
00:26I've only ever seen you wear the same three blue shirts.
00:29These are my guns and furs.
00:31Oh.
00:32Okay.
00:33How do you wanna handle this?
00:35Should we just, you know, move your stuff to one side?
00:38Oh, I'm kidding.
00:42You should see your face right now.
00:45Well, I don't like horror movies.
00:48Your stuff can live in here.
00:52House is big.
00:53I never thought I'd be in a second-class closet situation.
00:57Well, you haven't been paying attention.
00:59This is the cat's room.
01:00Oh.
01:01You're gonna love each other.
01:04I hope you don't have any plans for the rest of the day, or week, or life.
01:23I'm all yours till 7.30, and Duncan's giving me notes on my latest chapter.
01:32Why do you need notes?
01:33You're perfect.
01:34Again?
01:35You keep talking like that.
01:40Honey, how you feeling?
01:46Pretty good, considering my balls are as big as two beanbag chairs.
01:50Well, they said it would take a while for the swelling to go down after the surgery.
01:53Yeah, but five days I'm sitting here with a bouncy house in my lap.
01:57Hey, sweetheart, sweetheart, could you just take a quick look and see if they're any smaller than yesterday?
02:01Not right now.
02:02Lisa's outside.
02:03She stopped by before work.
02:04She wanted to say hello if you're feeling up to it.
02:08Sure.
02:09Maybe don't mention the balls.
02:12Easier said than done.
02:14Oh, boy.
02:15The patient will see you now.
02:16Hey, you.
02:17How you doing?
02:18Good, good.
02:19My oncologist, who has zero bedside manner, is very pleased.
02:30He actually almost smiled.
02:32He said the surgery couldn't have gone better.
02:34Thank God.
02:35Well, here.
02:36I brought you some macadamias from Hawaii.
02:39The jumbo ones I love.
02:42You brought me some big nuts.
02:44That seems appropriate.
02:46Why's that?
02:47Because he likes nuts.
02:49I know.
02:50That's why.
02:51Good to see you.
02:52Feel better.
02:53You.
02:54I'm going to the gallery.
02:55I'll walk with you.
02:56So how are things going with the series?
02:58Really well.
02:59I mean, maybe too well?
03:01I had a sex dream about my editor last night.
03:03It was very explicit, and I woke up very turned on.
03:06Wow.
03:07What was the dream?
03:08We were on a farm, and he was working for me.
03:12Like a farmhand?
03:13It's unclear.
03:14There were vegetables.
03:15But why is this happening?
03:18I have a really great sex life with my very sexy husband.
03:22So why is Marion ripping my bodice off in a farm?
03:26Well, it's just a dream.
03:28And you're on a farm, and you're wearing a bodice.
03:30So I don't really think you need to feel guilty about a dream.
03:33Do you have sex dreams about other men?
03:35Yeah, occasionally.
03:36Like ex-boyfriends, you know.
03:38But it has nothing to do with reality, because sometimes in those dreams, I have short hair.
03:43Well, full disclosure.
03:45Sometimes I flirt with him while we're working.
03:49I mean, it's nothing overtly sexual, but there's an unspoken energy between us, and I feel it.
03:55And I think he does too.
03:57Well, isn't that what you want when you're working with someone creatively?
04:01Like a connection?
04:04Yes!
04:06Thank you for saying that.
04:07You're right, right?
04:09We're flirting while working.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Yeah.
04:13We're flirking.
04:14Oh, that is so cute.
04:15Flirking!
04:17Yeah.
04:18Do you flirt with anyone at the gallery?
04:19Oh, yeah.
04:20The cute young guys who hang the art?
04:22All of us do.
04:23Oh, that reminds me.
04:24Tomorrow the retrospective opens.
04:26Are you coming?
04:27I'm definitely coming.
04:28This dude is coming a lot.
04:30Well, the artist says exactly 3.4 centimeters of ejaculate.
04:35I guess they came more in the 80s.
04:37That looks good.
04:38That looks like the template.
04:40Kai, are you ready?
04:41Yes.
04:42Good thing I have a master's in art history.
04:45Why was this work so important?
04:47Agreed.
04:48Emperor's new condom?
04:50Context, ladies.
04:51This was created by a woman artist in the 80s.
04:54A time pre-Lina Dunham when women were not celebrated for being this messy.
04:58Okay.
04:59Done.
05:00I hope someone took a photo of me holding the jizz bag to send to my surgeon parents.
05:03Ooh.
05:04The template says six inches from where the naked model will be.
05:07But I feel like that looks more like four.
05:09Girl, you are singing my song.
05:12Oh.
05:13Oh, God.
05:14Kai, can I have your hand?
05:15Are you okay?
05:16Uh, I feel, I think, I think my vertigo is back.
05:20Oh, no.
05:21I didn't think vertigo was real.
05:23You know, like Epstein Barr.
05:24Oh, it's a real thing.
05:26I had it last year.
05:27I had to take to my bed.
05:29I'm okay.
05:30It's subsiding.
05:31Are you sure?
05:32Because if you need to lie down, there's room next to the used condom.
05:37I would sooner die.
05:38Hi.
05:39I didn't expect to see you today.
05:40And you brought a suitcase.
05:41It's my emotional baggage.
05:42Come on in.
05:43I was in the car on the way back from the airport.
05:44And I thought, why not stop and see that amazing Miranda person for a kiss and a quick drink?
05:58Oh.
06:03There's the kiss.
06:04Now for the drink.
06:05Uh, how was Montreal?
06:07A little bit chilly, but lovely.
06:09Now, this is Ngava Gin, a personal favourite of mine and impossible to find without crossing the Canadian border.
06:17And I would like to leave it here.
06:19Ah.
06:20I should point out that's a big step.
06:22I've never left gin at a girlfriend's place before.
06:24Sure.
06:25Do you have tonic?
06:26Uh, no.
06:27No, I don't.
06:29Oh, my God.
06:30You don't drink.
06:31I forgot.
06:32Oh, forgive me.
06:33No, no, no.
06:34Don't be silly.
06:35Of course you can leave your gin here.
06:38I'm flattered I'm your first.
06:41Are you sure?
06:42So sure.
06:44It's not a big deal.
06:45I'm just not drinking now.
06:47Anyway, always hated gin.
06:49Okay, good.
06:50All the more for me.
06:51Funny how life works out sometimes.
06:53Oh.
06:54You want some ice?
06:55Yes.
06:56Oh, yes.
07:06My gosh.
07:097.20.
07:117.20.
07:12Morning or evening?
07:14Evening.
07:15Oh, that was a good nap.
07:18I got ten minutes to get myself together.
07:25Go downstairs.
07:27For what?
07:28A writing session.
07:31Oh, right.
07:34Mm.
07:35How long have you got?
07:36Hour?
07:37Oh, gosh.
07:38Longer.
07:39How much longer?
07:40How much longer?
07:41Mm.
07:42Hours?
07:43I don't know.
07:44Takes time.
07:45Okay, got it.
07:46Hey, what do you got to eat?
07:47Um, not a lot.
07:48I was gonna go to the market earlier, but we spent the afternoon doing other things.
07:52Worth it.
07:53Hey, you know what?
07:54Why don't you go to that place down the block that we love?
07:55Oh, man.
07:56What's wrong?
07:57Oh.
07:58Nothing from Wyatt.
07:59Not even a reply to the five texts I sent him.
08:01No surprise there.
08:02I just...
08:03I thought he, you know...
08:04I don't know what I thought.
08:05Okay, what's going on?
08:06No surprise there.
08:07I just...
08:08I thought he, you know...
08:10I don't know what I thought.
08:11Okay, what's going on?
08:12Just...
08:13Go.
08:14We can talk about later.
08:15Talk about what later?
08:16When he came back from Outward Bound, he announced that from now on he wanted to live
08:18with Ken.
08:19No surprise there.
08:20I just...
08:21Nothing from Wyatt.
08:22Nothing from Wyatt.
08:23Not even a reply to the five texts I sent him.
08:24No surprise there.
08:25I just...
08:26I thought he, you know...
08:27I don't know what I thought.
08:28Okay, what's going on?
08:29Just go.
08:30We can talk about later.
08:31Talk about what later?
08:33When he came back from Outward Bound, he announced that from now on he wanted to live
08:40with Kathy.
08:41Yeah.
08:42What the fuck did I do?
08:45Well, what does that mean, from now on?
08:49It means, from now on, he's there.
08:53I mean, Homer, he's at his cousin's for a month and I'm sitting down there alone.
09:01And I thought, fuck, I don't have to be here.
09:06I got a life in New York, so I threw my shit in the bags and I left.
09:11So that's why you can be here for more than two days.
09:16Why did he decide to move into Kathy's, do you think?
09:20Oh, he loves her more.
09:23Don't say that.
09:25Then I...
09:27I don't know.
09:28I don't fucking know.
09:29Why didn't you tell me earlier?
09:31We're gonna ruin our afternoon.
09:34How do I wind up the bad guy?
09:36All right, I'm gonna cancel with Duncan and then we go to dinner.
09:40Yeah.
09:41You sure?
09:43Yeah, I'm sure.
09:45I'll text him now.
09:48Okay.
09:50I'm...
09:51I'm closed.
09:52I...
09:53Are you...
09:54Go.
09:55Go, baby.
09:56Go!
09:57Oh!
09:58Oh!
09:59Oh!
10:00Oh, my God!
10:01Oh!
10:02Oh!
10:03Oh!
10:04Oh!
10:05Oh!
10:06Oh!
10:07Oh!
10:08Oh!
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:11Oh!
10:12Oh!
10:13Oh!
10:14Oh!
10:15Oh!
10:16Oh!
10:17Oh!
10:18Oh!
10:25Oh!
10:28Wow.
10:37Oh!
10:38What is happening here?
10:40Well, we're laughing.
10:43I've never laughed after sex.
10:46Have you?
10:47Only when I'm alone.
10:56Who are you?
10:57I'm Adam, nice to meet you.
11:00Did you come?
11:03Not yet, but I have all night.
11:06Oh, yes.
11:17Oh, that was good.
11:22Mmm.
11:36What the...
11:52Good morning.
11:55Good morning.
11:56You're just so damn sexy.
12:00I am?
12:02I don't know.
12:03I want you inside me.
12:07Mmm.
12:08Before coffee?
12:10Mmm.
12:11Oh!
12:12You're so hot.
12:14Is it my birthday?
12:15Put it in me.
12:17Okay, baby, baby, baby.
12:19I kinda gotta pee.
12:22Oh, can I go pee?
12:23I'll be right back.
12:24Okay.
12:25It's just, it's early, you know?
12:26I'll be right back.
12:27Okay.
12:28I'll be right back.
12:29Okay.
12:30I'll be right back.
12:31Okay.
12:32Okay, look.
12:33I'm hot, right?
12:34Mmm.
12:35Hold that thought.
12:36Hold it.
12:37I'll be right back.
12:38Be right back.
12:39Ooh.
12:40Ooh.
12:41Ooh.
12:42Ooh.
12:43Ooh.
12:44Ooh.
12:45Ooh.
12:46Ooh.
12:47Ooh.
12:48Ooh.
12:49Ooh.
12:50Ooh.
12:51Ooh.
12:52Ooh.
12:53Ooh.
12:54Ooh.
12:55Ooh.
12:56Ooh.
12:57Ooh.
12:58Ooh.
12:59Ooh.
13:00Ooh.
13:01Hey, baby, can we add toilet paper to the shopping list?
13:05And we gotta get, uh, Gabby's favorite zeltzer thing.
13:10She won't stop talking about it.
13:12I'll go after work.
13:15Mm.
13:16Oh, yes.
13:17Woo.
13:18Mm.
13:19Mm.
13:20I love papaya.
13:22Mm-hmm.
13:23And the hardest thing, I just try to find one that's ripe, but this, um, this one's
13:29I love papaya and the hardest thing I just try to find one that's right but this um this one's
13:43perfect would you like some I'm fine I'm fine with my usual everyday kale salad no croutons
13:52dressing on the side yeah I just couldn't bring myself to order another boring salad
13:58not that your salad's boring I just wanted something different you ever just want something
14:04different nope never no okay I'm fine with what I have no no I was thinking about you last time
14:11you were about you and me
14:15what were you thinking about you and me just how we're always in here together
14:23yeah talking about how we're gonna get Michelle Obama to do your series yeah oh yeah we are
14:30always in here talking just talking and I think that you should come with me to a screening of
14:37Naima Ramos's new doc no definitely not I'm busy okay but I never told you when it was so oh right
14:44sure sorry it's just that most nights I'm I'm really busy or with my children yeah but when is it
14:51tonight at seven oh well then definitely not I have my friend's gallery opening and it wouldn't
15:01be right if I went to a movie with you hey hey you know meaning I made a promise to her
15:06I made a promise I get that it's just that her new project's being produced by the Obamas and
15:14they're gonna have one of their development executives there and I know her and I would love
15:18to introduce you to wow
15:22mommy don't hate me I have to go right back out I have a work thing weren't we supposed to go to
15:34dinner and then go to Charlotte's gallery opening yes but now I have a work thing wow choosing work
15:39over you I am not choosing work over you could you even say that I wouldn't I was talking about
15:46Charlotte oh uh yeah I already feel bad don't make me feel worse did you get my pink seltzer
15:53no baby I didn't have time I have a work thing a movie that mommy has to see why that's a good
16:03question Gabby yeah why what does that even mean I'm just asking a question to trap someone from the
16:12Obamas production company into talking to Michelle about being in my series and that's an answer it's
16:17a work thing I'm not even changing clothes that's how much I don't even care about looking good
16:21tonight any more questions what about my pink seltzer I'll get some tomorrow because tonight
16:26you have a work thing yeah I love you love you and I love you too enjoy your work thing
16:32hey what's better for tonight number one or two uh I think blue shirt number one is perfect for
16:41dinner and an art opening blue shirt number one it is seriously what's in all the bags
16:47oh um tube socks and more tube socks
16:52permission to cross the border
16:56permission denied
16:59hey why don't we invite dunkin donuts to dinner with us tonight and why would we do that be neighborly
17:08I don't think so it's not that kind of neighborhood but we're living in the same
17:12house I don't even know him yeah I don't even know him really I know nothing about him it's just
17:19it's just all about our books you know nothing about him that's right we just talk about work
17:25hmm I find that hard to believe well believe it so what you two just sit there and look at each
17:32other and say what page 22 sucks that's exactly right page 22 sucks that is our that is our relationship
17:39in a nutshell and I would prefer to keep it that way so please please no no Mr. Rogers neighborhood
17:45needed really all right so put on blue shirt number two and let's get a move on you just said blue shirt
17:51number one I changed my mind we're doing a ton uh the gallery's just around the corner
17:57oh my god
18:03did that just happen I thought I'd seen everything now I've seen everything I've seen people clip
18:14their toenails on the subway I've even seen a woman squat to be on 6th Avenue but at least those are
18:18basic necessities so it's deodorant you could argue really you could but I wouldn't because
18:24I never touch this stuff huh you don't use deodorant nope I don't believe in it yeah I use a rock
18:32crystal baking soda free not testing on animals it's unscented all natural ingredients oh god I can't
18:39be with someone who says stuff like that you should have told me about this crystal shit before we even
18:44got involved okay well you tell me how do I smell they're good right and you know last night
18:52when I was all up in your hotbed business oh my god look at that often but I was tasting you with
19:01a side of aluminum zirconium but which is cool if that's your thing it's definitely my thing I would
19:08die without it wow sounds like you have a complicated relationship with your role it's not complicated at
19:13all we love each other I actually have a little travel size in my purse right now and I'm not
19:19traveling here you go mr. karma thank you your last name is karma mm-hmm yeah my mother legally
19:28changed our name in seventh grade she wanted my sister and me to always remember what's most important
19:33your name is Adam karma you should have told me about that earlier as well
19:40see this this would be my life if I stopped wearing deodorant and this would be a bad thing
19:50Aiden you wear deodorant right oh yeah rock a classic speed stick yep I knew I smelled my seventh grade JV
19:59coach see here's the thing I'm not digging in a garden all day you're supposed to smell a little
20:05funky I do bring the funk I'm from the business world I'm supposed to smell a little not human
20:11exactly hey bro when you're digging around that garden you must have met the cat who lives under
20:18carrie what's he like he's a meaning and what do you know about total meaning hmm I've spent my
20:35entire adult life haunted by the elusive concept of happiness is happiness a myth a gift a spell to
20:43master welcome to my version of happily ever after so happiness is an iPad and a cleaning lady I totally
20:55concur I think it's interesting you know the different versions of us as we evolve I mean
21:01just look at us now compared to say the 80s I mean think about the things we let go of and the
21:09things we hold on to oh my gosh case in point this belt um got it in 1989 at Charavari on 72nd Street
21:18forget the 80s look at me now versus me last year I'm in a totally different headspace that's true
21:25like joy asked if she could leave a bottle of gin at my house and it got me thinking maybe and bear
21:32with me don't go off the deep end okay maybe I'm not an alcoholic maybe I'm just alcoholish I am not
21:42familiar with that term well looking back and you guys have known me forever I haven't always been an
21:48alcoholic okay and I think the main reason I started drinking so much was that I was unhappy in my
21:56marriage my career I was questioning my sexuality yeah well I like I understand questioning your sexuality
22:04but um questioning your alcoholism well I'm just thinking that maybe I overcorrected maybe I'm the
22:13kind of person who occasionally enjoys a cocktail with her girlfriend at the end of the day
22:18well hey listen you know way more about this topic than either of us but so are you saying that
22:29you've never discussed any of this with joy I mean she knows I don't drink obviously but right now
22:37things with us are so easy and fun sitting her down to say joy I have an announcement
22:47I'm an alcoholic just seems like it would be such a buzzkill well you know maybe don't use that voice
22:55I'm having fun do I have to be defined by my darkest chapter but you've worked so hard to get here
23:03maybe joy could handle knowing that yeah but it's so not sexy
23:08oh my god oh my god here it comes again oh the whole the whole oh the whole room is spinning it's
23:16definitely oh yes my my vertigo is definitely back I'm just gonna go over here and sit down and do
23:25that Epley maneuver thing yeah yeah oh oh just go slow go slow this show's primary goal is to raise
23:31my gallery's presence on tick tock sadly that's where the art business is oh do you have any of the
23:37queer masters a herring a Basquiat yes I do something large scale for my son I have large
23:47scale mama my bedroom is small I don't have room for large scale I also have medium scale yesterday I
23:53looked at a few lofts for you I also have Warhol and Hockney I don't need a loft my apartment is fine
23:59besides I'm never there I sleep most nights at Anthony's apartment yes small and old you've never
24:06been there I wasn't talking about the apartment senti mamma presti mania farla finita perché lo amo
24:12I speak a little Italian and I did catch you love him love who Warhol or Hockney Anthony I love Anthony
24:21that brings the total number of naked women I've seen in bed to one oh Mark take me away from all
24:29this nonsense show me something substantial that will last I hear you John I swear she wants me dead
24:37I was followed by a car last night I had a duck into a bodega pretty sure it was a failed mob hit
24:43she's not trying to have you killed well maybe not me but she is definitely trying to kill our
24:47relationship what does that woman have against me she doesn't even know me so stop imagining you're
24:53a marked man and let her meet you invite her to your home cook for her cook for her yes I'm
25:01undeniable in the kitchen just the two of you just the two of us what are you thinking I'm thinking
25:11what is that woman lying face down thinking beats working in Starbucks I'm gonna go to the loo hold this
25:19okay
25:26hello
25:28hello no no no oh no Miranda don't oh oh oh what the fuck oh oh I am so sorry I have to go is that even a real thing
25:46yes it's a real thing oh oh god yeah oh oh oh sweet whoa yeah definitely too much come
25:57when we played together it was electric
26:06she and her piano me and my horn the vibe between us was magnetic I have to leave
26:17wait what I don't know what about Michelle Obama I have kids they need seltzer
26:23what okay yeah it's like I knew what she was doing right before she did it
26:31we were undeniable together I yeah excuse me oh there's no foot so sorry is everything okay it's
26:41gone past flurking Charlotte it's now flirting what what does that mean did he did he make a pass at
26:52you his leg touch my leg not at work played with fire I feel like the worst wife at mother hold on oh my god it's
27:03him he's calling me what should I do um I don't know and answer it you didn't do anything wrong
27:11I love you and good luck okay bye
27:16hi Mirian uh it's not a good time Lisa I'm with Terry Kirk right now from higher ground
27:25she's disappointed you had to leave but I'm gonna hand the phone to her now
27:29Lisa hello Terry Kirk Mary has been talking my ear off about your new project tell me about it
27:38hi Terry yes it's a 10-part docu-series about black women trailblazers who made historic firsts
27:46like I can't believe I came on by bingo and got stuck with the dud and she knew exactly what she
27:52was giving me Jody if you're fucking watching this you're a dumb bitch I don't care and you look bad
28:00and yellow I'm sorry obviously it was very steamy and me too I just like don't know what Jody could be
28:07bringing that I'm not giving because I feel like I'm coma city say the full package you know
28:13Jody brings flexibility okay so maybe I will be playing bingo with someone else tonight just because
28:25like you know I want you to be able to experience whatever the hell you're going to be um and I like
28:31really don't want any part of me so there's no need to I mean I still want to bingo with
28:37you right I'm like not in the options I'm definitely in love with Emily we have gone through so much
28:49together it's really intense but the sex with Jody is insane like all of it
28:58wow what do you like about Jody
29:01Jody just brings this energy you don't know if you're gonna get your hair pulled or your hamstring
29:09pulled it's like so she does this thing where she likes to fix the blame and I honestly I'm not here for
29:19it you know what I mean like we can get it on or you can go that's it so one of the two hamper it's
29:27not both you know what you know what you know what it's okay I like like so that we weren't
29:35each other's first choice I think that in the end um we we picked each other and I mean that's
29:42what happens in life right you you you move through it I mean but who the fuck was your first
29:48after what seemed like forever the woman felt happiness had arrived at her doorstep
30:17remarkably and quite unexpected like a magnificent red bird which suddenly appears in the garden
30:24you hold your breath and remain very still not wanting it to fly away again
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