00:00Hello. Hello. It's Larry Evans. I've arrived a bit early, but here I am, and the flight was... I thought I'd be delayed, but I have been.
00:12What have you arrived for, mate? What are you saying? You said I'd be arriving today. The flight was due to arrive at about three o'clock, but strange enough, I got a diversion, and it was even quicker, so I got in a few hours early.
00:28So, if that's all right with you, I'm very tired, so I'd love to be able to come in.
00:34Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're too early, mate. You're too early.
00:38Well, I know I'm a bit early.
00:39Yeah, the other people just left. It's 9.30. You're too early. Listen, go down the road, go to McDonald's or something, and you can come back later.
00:49I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I know I'm a bit early. It might be a bit inconvenient for you, but I'm absolutely shattered because I didn't sleep on the flight.
01:01Yeah, we ain't done the sheets. Listen, listen, listen. We ain't done the sheets yet, so there's no way you can come in and have a kip or nothing because we ain't done the sheets.
01:11You know, we're not workhorses. The other people have just gone. You're going to have to go down the road, go to McDonald's, Starbucks, Starbucks, everything. Not Starbucks. Starbucks.
01:22Yeah, go and get yourself a nice coffee. Come back in about four or five, six hours.
01:26Let's just get a word in edgeways, please.
01:28Go on, hurry up, then, because we're busy. We're cleaning.
01:32Look, just be reasonable. All I want to do is put my stuff down and then sit in the corner. I'm sure you've got a chair which I can sit in, and you can busy yourself around me.
01:42Eh? Check-in is at 4, 3.30. No, hold on. It's 3 p.m. You're lucky. It's 3 p.m. Normally it's 4 p.m. or 5 p.m. I'm sorry.
01:51Look, we corresponded, and I'm booked by a correspondent.
01:54No, you didn't correspond with me. No. I do the cleaning and just the bookings. I'm not the owner.
02:01Oh, you're the cleaner?
02:02Oh, you're not the owner?
02:04Yes, that's right. Now, have some respect, will you? We do all the dirty work. Right now, we've got no water. We've got to get the water fixed, right?
02:12They broke the toilet seat, and even one of the beds, the flat's gone. God knows what they've done on the bloody bed.
02:19But you ain't coming in until we're all tickety-boo. We're a tickety-boo service, so you go down the road like I told you.
02:27McDonald's, Starbucks, get yourself a nice coffee, and come back at 4 o'clock.
02:33Why don't you stop talking?
02:35Or 3 o'clock. Or 4 o'clock, whatever you like. I don't mind.
02:38Look, I just want to... Let me put my stuff down inside, right? You can clear up around...
02:45Grab it in, and I've told you, come back later. You can leave your stuff in the garden. Look, there's a big rose bush there.
02:52No, I'm not leaving it in the garden. Tuck it behind the rose bush.
02:55No, no, no. Look...
02:56Tuck it behind the rose bush. Just be careful of the roses, because they're very nice. Don't squash them.
03:02Tuck it behind the roses. It's all right.
03:05Do you know, you're giving me a headache. I just want to come in...
03:08It's a little bit later, anyway.
03:11No, I'm sorry.
03:12You're giving me your stuff in there, Dave. Don't be so rude.
03:15Look, you are the cleaners, right?
03:18You're wasting my time. I could have mopped the floor by now.
03:20I've got dirty floors. I could have mopped the floor. What's wrong with you?
03:23You're wasting my time. Time is money, innit?
03:27And they don't pay me overtime.
03:28And the more you go on, the later it's going to be.
