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00:00Hey.
00:28We need to sort us out, so I'm gonna start, okay?
00:33I know you're still pissed about the last time.
00:37Now, I'm not looking to be besties, but I don't want to be enemies.
00:43What I did was out of line. Sorry.
00:50Now it's your turn. Tell Okaroon you're sorry you made fun of him.
00:54Do that, and we're even.
00:58You're totally cool this moment, I say.
01:03I wouldn't hold a grudge for dropping a wash tub on me.
01:06I came after you and will continue to, cause I know you're a demon.
01:10How many times am I gonna tell you? You got it all wrong!
01:18Hey, no demon! Quit being stubborn about it!
01:20If you're not, then what the hell is he?!
01:22When Takakura was fighting the acrobatic Silky, he looked just like a demon. You can't deny that!
01:28And her!
01:29What?
01:30Something's up with her, cause she can't be your grandmother. She's too young and way too hot!
01:35What was that now? You're awfully sweet. And Momo is a demon.
01:40Shut it, you old bag! Why are you gonna complicate things?!
01:43Go on, admit it.
01:45Takakura and your hot granny are demons. And you're the big boss demon in charge of them.
01:50And you're gonna use your demon powers to destroy the world!
02:02It's a demon!
02:07Not my home. Not my living room's my home.
02:11Hum-hum-hum-hum-hum.
02:13No, I'm that woman!
02:15I'm not a woman!
02:17I've been specifically chosen by heaven to protect this world.
02:31Because my beauty's angelic.
02:35Thanks for having me over.
02:36This summon was super yummy, ma'am.
02:38Oh, no, you don't.
02:40Get back here.
02:41I ain't done talking to you.
02:42You go, Ira.
02:43Get it.
02:44You'll kick Momo's ass someday.
02:45Auntie Seko's here rooting for you.
02:48Would you shut up already?
02:50I had it with you taking her side.
02:51Chill out.
02:53Takakura?
02:56Even though you're a demon from hell, you risked your life to save me a bunch of times.
03:03Why?
03:05It's because he's not a demon!
03:09I did what anyone would.
03:12If someone's in trouble, you try to help, right?
03:15Yeah, well, that's a good sign.
03:19There's still a bit of human left in you.
03:22Whatever hold she's got on you, I swear, I'll free you from it!
03:26Okay, what was that?
03:37There's been a huge misunderstanding.
03:39Or Diane messed up her stupid brain!
03:42No, you can't feel this way.
03:45Not when you're a human.
03:47And he's a demon.
03:48It'll never work.
03:51It'll never work.
04:18In this way, when you're meeting with you in your house, it's a good sign.
04:20It's a year ago.
04:20But what happens if you're a son?
04:21It's a time.
04:22If you're at work, it's a long time.
04:23Once you're in your own house, you're on your own.
04:24Hopefully, you're on your own.
04:25If you're at work, please come to me.
04:27You're on your own.
04:27You're on your own.
04:28So, I've been reading the perfect world
04:30and now, I've been listening to the first time too.
04:33I've been listening to the first time
04:34with my hand, my hand has used it.
04:37If I'm reading the best of myself,
04:38my body, my head,
04:40I'm watching up on my head.
04:41Now I'm playing for a Egypt message,
04:44I'm letting you know what I'm feeling.
04:47I'm getting my head.
04:49I'm getting my head.
04:50My head, my head and my head and I'm gonna get you.
04:53I'm getting my head.
04:54I'm getting my head.
04:55My head is getting my head.
04:57Oh wait! Can't this be done more normally?
05:27I'll quit your whining. This is how we get your ball back in you.
05:33Game on, suckers!
05:38Why are you trying to hit my ball?
05:39Bitches got the jitters! Hey, hey, hey!
05:42Hilarious. You cocky little punk.
05:47I'm gonna put some extra stank on my turbo granny ball.
05:51And I'll be serving it up extra hot!
05:54Save more heat from a toaster!
06:09Drake, you're out of there!
06:11When you get a fastball to the groin, you gotta jump!
06:14Well? Is it back?
06:19We did it! I got one of my balls back!
06:23Nice! That pitch was high and inside, hon.
06:27I'll hit the next one.
06:29Next one'll be smokin' hot.
06:31Congratulations, Okaroon! Our one ball lender!
06:34Don't say that!
06:36You got one back.
06:37But we have no idea where to start lookin' for the other one.
06:41No idea.
06:42Have you tried hittin' up some occult forums yet?
06:45You got a PC or a laptop, don't you?
06:47No, I don't. Can't afford those.
06:50I need a job so I can get a new phone.
06:52No way am I getting hosed on one of them four-year-loans.
06:56Well, see you at lunch on the roof.
06:59Huh?
07:00Uh, I, um...
07:02I'm sorry, but I can't...
07:04Hmm?
07:05I sort of have to work on a report.
07:09Oh.
07:10Then, like, after school,
07:12we could hit a net cafe.
07:15Sorry.
07:16I'm kinda busy.
07:18Hmm.
07:22Hmm.
07:23It's cool.
07:27Ugh, I'm starving.
07:29Let's eat already!
07:30What's up?
07:31Where's Okaroon?
07:32Working on a report.
07:34At lunch?
07:35I should get him to do mine.
07:36And he's hardcore schoolin'.
07:39Hmm.
07:41Yeah, he might be.
07:42But it still feels sketchy.
07:44Sketchy? Like how?
07:45Like how it feels when you know someone's hidin' somethin'.
07:49Oh, I get it.
07:50He's got another chick.
07:51Nah, there's no way.
07:53He's the last guy I'd suspect of that,
07:55and he's got no reason to.
07:57You know?
07:58Or...
07:59does he?
08:02I'm gonna go get a drink.
08:03You want one?
08:04Oh, I'll take a Pompey.
08:06Thanks, lady.
08:10Hmm.
08:10What's the deal?
08:19Why do I feel so...
08:21on edge?
08:22Maybe I should peek into Class C.
08:26Nah, I shouldn't bother him.
08:29He's busy workin' on that report.
08:34Oh...
08:3414, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20...
09:01I have to get stronger.
09:06We still have to find my other ball.
09:10Chances are, another monster will show up,
09:12and I have to be ready to fight it.
09:14Push-ups.
09:19Sit-ups.
09:20Back work.
09:21Squats too, kid.
09:23Five sets.
09:24Hundred reps.
09:25I have to get stronger.
09:27Way stronger.
09:29If I don't...
09:30If I can't...
09:31I'll put Miss Hyasei in danger.
09:34Takakura!
09:35Huh?
09:39Miss Shiratori?
09:40Is there...
09:44something I can help you with?
09:47You're a demon.
09:49And I'm a human.
09:50And I know this is totally wrong, but...
09:53I'm not a demon.
09:56This feeling...
09:57is too strong!
09:59Stay still.
10:00This'll just take a second.
10:01I know, Lucy!
10:01Don't move.
10:02Just...
10:03close your eyes.
10:04Why?
10:04Why?
10:04Uh...
10:04What was that?
10:14Why are you dodging me?
10:15Why are you acting so weird?
10:17Me?
10:18I'm not acting weird.
10:19You are!
10:20Why are you trying to kiss me?
10:22Because...
10:22Because that's what you do after you confess your love.
10:25You have to kiss!
10:26Huh?
10:26I read it in a magazine.
10:28It said a kiss is expected after a confession.
10:31It also said it's the guy's responsibility to seal the deal.
10:34Seal the deal!
10:35What kind of magazine were you reading?
10:37Oh...
10:38Um...
10:39The one I found in my dad's den.
10:41You should not be reading that magazine!
10:44I'm confused.
10:45I thought you were popular with all the guys.
10:47How does someone like you get so romantically awkward?
10:50Roman tongue swear?
10:51I didn't say that!
10:52Get a hold of yourself!
10:54This is how a popular girl's supposed to behave!
10:57Don't look popular and romance together!
10:59Being popular's a lot of work!
11:01Also, don't call me romantically awkward!
11:04I just don't have much experience!
11:06That's exactly what I was implying!
11:08Everything you know about the Legend Zips is wrong!
11:11I know I've never felt this way before!
11:14I need to confess my love!
11:16Are you out of your mind?
11:18You're acting like you're possessed or something!
11:20Please control yourself!
11:22Would you not forgive me?
11:23No!
11:24You're out of your mind!
11:25You're out of your mind!
11:27You're out of your mind!
11:29I'm sorry!
11:30I'm sorry!
11:32Oh...
11:33Oh...
11:35Oh...
11:37Oh...
11:40Oh...
11:42Oh...
11:43Oh...
11:44Huh?
11:45Huh?
11:50Huh?
11:52Uh...
11:53I...
11:54Akakura...
11:56Hurry up...
11:58It's not that...
12:01It's not that...
12:02I swear...
12:03You...
12:04Little turd...
12:08Miss Ayase, please listen!
12:10What you saw wasn't what you think!
12:12You said you had to work on a report, but nope.
12:14You were making out with that skank.
12:16Your jacket's off, you're sweating...
12:18And what are those cuffs?
12:19Some S&M thing?
12:21I can explain everything!
12:22Just listen!
12:23I don't want to hear any of your excuses!
12:25Were you lying about that report?
12:27That was a lie, but look!
12:29I heard enough then...
12:30Wait!
12:31Listen!
12:32There's a reason I did-
12:33I said I heard enough!
12:34I said I heard enough!
12:43Where's my pompy?
12:45I gave it to the ground.
12:47Huh?
12:48What's that mean?
12:49Were they sold out?
12:51Hang on a sec...
12:53I need to think...
12:54I need to think...
12:55Why?
12:56The mantis shrimp's punch is 80 kilometers per hour, with about 150 kilograms of force.
13:01If it were human size, that'd be 700 tons!
13:05It could knock out an elephant with one punch, and that's taking water resistance into account.
13:10Can you imagine the force if the shrimp was out of the water?
13:14So that's still a no-
13:15Ah!
13:16Uh!
13:17Studies seem to show that when a mantis-
13:19Right there with ya.
13:21Sometimes I feel like I gotta haul off and punch something too.
13:25Mmm, girlfriend's talking to the shrimp.
13:27She's got it pretty bad.
13:29You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
13:41Oh, definitely.
13:43She's been possessed by the spirit of the shrimp!
13:47Miss Ayase's right.
13:50There's no excuse for what I did.
13:52I thought I'd look cool if I got strong without her knowing.
13:56But I lied to her.
13:58It's my fault she's mad at me.
14:00If I care about her, I have to stop making excuses and get stronger.
14:05Uh!
14:07Uh...
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14:50I've experienced something just like this before.
14:58No good. All the windows here are stuck shut.
15:02And if it didn't suck enough, now the water level's getting higher.
15:06I wonder if Okarun's dealing with this too. Or maybe I'm the only one.
15:12Oh, great! I'm thinking about him now and I'm pissed off again!
15:15Stupid friggin' liar!
15:20Now what?
15:28Sounds like something's getting closer.
15:50A dinosaur? What the hell?
16:03Oh!
16:04I know!
16:05I know!
16:06I know!
16:07I know!
16:08I know!
16:10I know!
16:11I know!
16:12I know!
16:13I know!
16:14I don't know.
16:44I don't know.
17:14I don't know.
17:44I don't know.
17:46I don't know.
17:47It sounded like an explosion.
17:49Okay.
17:50You need to tell me what's going on.
17:51Is this some kind of trap you and ISA set for me?
17:53No, of course not.
17:54I don't know.
17:55I don't know.
17:56I don't know.
17:57I don't know.
17:58It sounded like an explosion.
17:59Okay.
18:00You need to tell me what's going on.
18:02Is this some kind of trap you and ISA set for me?
18:03No, of course not.
18:04Is this some kind of trap you and Ayaise set for me?
18:07No, of course not.
18:09I don't know why this is happening.
18:11But I experienced this once before.
18:15The sky was pitch black.
18:16A huge wall appeared and Momo and I were trapped.
18:20What did you guys do to get out?
18:22Oh, well, everything went back to normal after we beat the alien.
18:25Hang on, alien?
18:27You're saying they're real?
18:28You're not messing with me, are you?
18:30No, they're real.
18:31In fact, they're even worse than yokai.
18:33But why are the aliens trapping us here now?
18:37Now? I don't know.
18:39But, like, both times Momo and I had contact with them,
18:42they were after our genitals.
18:47Chiki-cheeta, you have a dream.
18:52Chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta,
18:56you have a dream!
18:58Chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta.
19:01Chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta.
19:03Self-bombed.
19:05Chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta.
19:06Chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta.
19:08Man, this ain't gonna work.
19:10Rescuing girls is, like...
19:12So not my thing.
19:14Chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta, chicha-chiki, chiki-cheeta.
19:16Chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta.
19:17Chiki-cheeta, chiki-cheeta.
19:17Ira, babe, take a hike.
19:20You're in the way.
19:20Y-you called me babe?
19:23We haven't even kissed!
19:24Don't call me that!
19:26Still bummed.
19:27What's wrong? Get up!
19:39Emi?
19:40Nice to meet you in your true form, male human.
19:45Not you guys again.
19:48Hold it right there!
19:49Don't any of you touch him!
19:51Face me if you dare!
19:53Run for it!
19:54Sorry!
19:54Wait! They want women to experiment on!
19:58Who?
20:01It's your Atari!
20:03This void is calibrated so only humans with high spiritual energy may enter.
20:09Is the apparatus malfunctioning?
20:11We have returned for your banana organs, human. We want it.
20:16We want it.
20:17We want it.
20:18Damn it! Why does every paranormal thing try to take my junk away?
20:23Because yours is exceptional.
20:26You are in possession of a power that surpasses our scientific technology.
20:31We wish to secure your abilities.
20:34We will experiment on you.
20:36And transplant your abilities into ourselves.
20:39It's not even my power!
20:42It's from a curse!
20:44I'm weak without it.
20:46Weaker than the average human, in fact.
20:48I swear!
20:50A curse?
20:51How does that affect your banana organ?
20:54I don't know!
20:56I need to transform, but I can't.
20:58I feel like when Miss Ayasee is losing her power to contain the curse.
21:13Let us proceed.
21:16And perform the operation.
21:18We will deadly sever your banana.
21:21It seems I was correct.
21:42I really am the chosen one.
21:52Release Master Takakura!
21:55Now!
21:56Allow your
22:24A little bit closer to me with a moment
22:27And I think that I should take you for a moment
22:32I found this way out
22:34After I had no emotion
22:49Oh
23:19I'm human and he's a demon. My feelings for him are wrong, but I can't hold them back.
23:33So I'll just beat the queen demon Momo Ayase and rescue him.
23:36That ain't how it is, skank.
23:37Next time, merge. Serpo Dover demon Nessie.
23:40Did you hear me?
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