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Cohabitating Lover
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00:00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:00:10I'm opening my apartment door. What does it look like?
00:00:15No, that is my apartment. I just got the keys.
00:00:19Yeah, I think you're mixed up princess. Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:25Nice try. I think I know what my apartment is, but I think you're in 105, so just...
00:00:33Yeah, I don't think so. Bye-bye now, and good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:51Case in point.
00:00:52What the hell are you doing?
00:00:55Let go of the door, asshole.
00:00:56I am not an asshole. This is my door.
00:00:58It's my apartment.
00:00:59No, it is not.
00:01:00Water out there. I'm trying to watch the game.
00:01:11Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:13I checked. It seems my husband made a mistake and double-leased this apartment to both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her? Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:24Well, I am not leaving. Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:28Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:31I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:34Excuse me?
00:01:35Ma'am, I'm serious. You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:40Here. Take my credit card.
00:01:42What?
00:01:43What?
00:01:44How?
00:01:45How?
00:01:46Well, well, well.
00:01:47Can I have the apartment now?
00:01:48No.
00:01:49No.
00:01:50I paid the deposit and got approved same as you.
00:01:52Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:01:53Oh, please. Call me Andy.
00:01:54Andy!
00:01:55How could you be this cruel?
00:01:57First, you leave me at the altar and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:01:58You know, I really thought that you loved me. Are you two?
00:01:59No.
00:02:00No.
00:02:01No.
00:02:02I paid the deposit and got approved same as you.
00:02:04Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:02:05Oh, please. Call me Andy.
00:02:06Andy!
00:02:07How could you be this cruel?
00:02:08First, you leave me at the altar and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:02:10You know, I really thought that you loved me. Are you two?
00:02:11No. No, no, no. I don't know this woman. I've never met her before in my life.
00:02:15We celebrated our five year anniversary in April and our first date was on the pier.
00:02:20You won me an octopus, Andy.
00:02:21An octopus?
00:02:22Oh, no.
00:02:23I'm sorry.
00:02:24I'm sorry.
00:02:25I'm sorry.
00:02:26I'm sorry.
00:02:27I'm sorry.
00:02:28I'm sorry.
00:02:29I'm sorry.
00:02:30I'm sorry.
00:02:31I'm sorry.
00:02:32I'm sorry.
00:02:33I'm sorry.
00:02:34I'm sorry.
00:02:35I'm sorry.
00:02:36I'm sorry.
00:02:37I'm sorry.
00:02:38I'm sorry.
00:02:39Andy.
00:02:40An octa what?
00:02:41Seriously.
00:02:42I don't know this woman.
00:02:43Ma'am, if he says he doesn't know you, I have to abide by policy and I...
00:02:47It's just...
00:02:51I'm pregnant.
00:02:52You can't abandon me.
00:02:54On the streets.
00:02:56With a baby on the way.
00:03:04With a baby on the way?
00:03:06No, no, no, no.
00:03:07I can't believe a word she is saying.
00:03:08She is crazy.
00:03:09Mr. Rhodes, if you can't reconcile with your poor fiancé, I'm going to have to call security.
00:03:18Since you both paid a deposit, the first two months' rent is covered.
00:03:24Okay, who are you?
00:03:25You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar?
00:03:29It really hurts, Andy.
00:03:35Okay, look, I had to do something.
00:03:36Today was my wedding day, and I just really couldn't go through with it, so I ran.
00:03:40Yeah, I kind of gathered that.
00:03:41My credit cards are frozen.
00:03:42Oh, my bank account is probably joined too.
00:03:44Look, it was really an emergency.
00:03:45Okay.
00:03:46What is your name?
00:03:48Corinne.
00:03:49Corinne Car...
00:03:51Um...
00:03:52I got Carter.
00:03:53Okay.
00:03:54Corinne.
00:03:55You know, you seem really nice and sane and all.
00:03:59But emergency or not, you just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:04:02Your apartment?
00:04:04Well, you did hear her, right?
00:04:06I did pay half of the rent for the next two months.
00:04:09Oh, well, how are you going to pay that when it's up?
00:04:13You're broke.
00:04:15I will figure it out.
00:04:16Okay?
00:04:17Just relax.
00:04:22No, don't.
00:04:23Don't do this, Andy.
00:04:24Look, this is a bad idea.
00:04:25You don't even know her.
00:04:26Why would you feel bad for her?
00:04:27It makes no sense.
00:04:31Hmm.
00:04:36Uh, I think you lost something there.
00:04:44Magic Mike?
00:04:49I think you lost something there.
00:04:51Magic Mike?
00:04:52Oh, on the contrary.
00:04:54I'm making myself at home.
00:04:56This is my apartment.
00:04:58So I can wear or not wear whatever I want.
00:05:01Are you sure you can handle this arrangement?
00:05:04You've never lived with a guy before.
00:05:07Uh...
00:05:09You might want to back down.
00:05:11I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:05:25Rest assured.
00:05:26Despite this...
00:05:28Tempting face.
00:05:31And this nice body.
00:05:33I will be just fine.
00:05:37The real question...
00:05:39Is whether you will be.
00:05:42Um...
00:05:43What, uh...
00:05:45What's...
00:05:46What's this book?
00:05:48Well, you would know if it wasn't upside down.
00:05:50I'm cleaning this one.
00:05:51What?
00:05:52Did someone ask her?
00:05:53No, I wanted that room.
00:05:54Ah, come on.
00:05:55It gets the good light and everything.
00:05:56Should've been faster done.
00:05:57Hey, Corinne.
00:05:58I heard what happened.
00:05:59I'm so sorry.
00:06:00No, it's okay, Monica.
00:06:01I mean, it's probably for the best.
00:06:02It was my choice after all.
00:06:03That's good to hear.
00:06:04So, I sent your service package to your personal email.
00:06:05That's because your work email was deactivated.
00:06:06Just take a look and sign it when you can.
00:06:07My...
00:06:08What?
00:06:09Your severance package.
00:06:10Did your dad not...
00:06:11Inspiring me?
00:06:12Oh, my God.
00:06:13Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:14Oh, my God.
00:06:15Oh, my God.
00:06:16Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:17Hey, Corinne.
00:06:18I heard what happened.
00:06:19I'm so sorry.
00:06:20No, it's okay, Monica.
00:06:21I mean, it's probably for the best.
00:06:23It was my choice after all.
00:06:24That's...
00:06:25Good to hear.
00:06:26So, I sent your service package to your personal email.
00:06:29Since your work email was deactivated.
00:06:31Just take a look and sign it when you can.
00:06:33My...
00:06:34What?
00:06:35Your severance package.
00:06:36Did your dad not...
00:06:37Inspiring me?
00:06:38Oh, my God.
00:06:40Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:41I would love to help you, but your dad threatened me.
00:06:45Yeah, well, it sounds like him.
00:06:47No, it's...
00:06:48It's okay, Monica.
00:06:49I...
00:06:50I got an apartment.
00:06:51At least I have somewhere to live.
00:06:52Well, that's good.
00:06:53How's a new place?
00:06:55It's...
00:06:57Fine.
00:06:58Ugh, my roommate.
00:07:00He is kind of an asshole, but he's fine.
00:07:03He?
00:07:04You're living with a guy?
00:07:05Yeah, it's a really long story.
00:07:07Remind me to tell you about it at some point.
00:07:09Well, is he hot at least?
00:07:10Yeah, and it makes it kind of worse.
00:07:14Well, you let me know if he tries anything.
00:07:16I'll come over there and teach him a lesson.
00:07:18I've gotta go.
00:07:19I'm really sorry, Cory.
00:07:21I'll catch you later.
00:07:22Bye.
00:07:27And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
00:07:29Okay, great.
00:07:30Cory, hurry up. I need to pee.
00:07:31Sorry, what did you say? It's loud in here.
00:07:36Look, get out. I need to pee.
00:07:37No, just take your time. It's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything.
00:07:49Look, I have got a job interview and I've got to look my best. Okay?
00:07:50Okay.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:52Oh.
00:07:53Hello?
00:07:54Hello?
00:07:55What are you still doing in here?
00:07:56I am not done with my hair. You can go ahead. I'm not gonna look.
00:07:57Are you insane? I can't use the bathroom while you're in it.
00:07:59Wow. I really didn't take you for a prude, Andy. I guess you're just gonna have to wait a little bit longer.
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00:08:29I'm serious. I'm gonna be late for work.
00:08:33Okay, fine. Catch you later.
00:08:37Okay, get it together, Andy. She's just your roommate.
00:08:43Oh my god!
00:08:46Well, Corinne, your experience at the Carleton Group speaks for itself.
00:08:52And with a sharp wit like that, you will put Fryden here at turn time.
00:08:57Where can you start?
00:08:58I can actually start right now.
00:09:00Excellent.
00:09:01The boss will love you.
00:09:03He has been looking for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months.
00:09:09I can introduce you.
00:09:10Wait, that would be perfect.
00:09:12Let's go.
00:09:13Great.
00:09:14Come on in.
00:09:15I'm a-
00:09:16Corinne.
00:09:17Yes. The promising candidate I was telling you about. I just interviewed her and I think she'll be a perfect fit.
00:09:31I'll leave you guys to it.
00:09:32So this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for.
00:09:39Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:42Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:47Wait, that's not fair. I had no idea that this was your ad agency, okay? And you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake.
00:09:56Well, actually, as it is my ad agency, I can do whatever I want.
00:10:00Okay, well then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if I don't have a job?
00:10:05It's easy. Go find a job somewhere else. Leave.
00:10:10Oh my god. I am so sorry I was not looking where I was going.
00:10:27Oh, are you reading Abracus?
00:10:30I love this book. I read it in high school.
00:10:32Oh really, I've never met anyone who's actually read it.
00:10:35Oh, um, Miss Rosenberg. I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:10:39Please, step into my office so we can discuss the rebranding.
00:10:42No worries at all. I was early. I just met your very impressive associate.
00:10:47I feel good about turn-time media already.
00:10:50You know, it's so nice to see such bright minds here.
00:10:53Well, actually...
00:10:54Uh, yes. Thank you. This is Corinne. She is the newest addition to our marketing team.
00:10:59It's her first day.
00:11:00It is?
00:11:04It is?
00:11:05Yep.
00:11:06It is.
00:11:07It is.
00:11:08Go wait in the break room. I'll give you a tour in a second.
00:11:11You better treat her nicely, Rhodes. I would steal her for my company in a heartbeat.
00:11:15Hi! I'm Corinne. I'm new to the team.
00:11:22We saw. You really put on a show out there.
00:11:23You need anything, Corinne?
00:11:24Oh, wait. Are you the coffee girl? You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:29Mmm, we only have coffee, I'm afraid. I'll make you some.
00:11:30It's not summer. Thank you.
00:11:31It's not summer.
00:11:34So...
00:11:35So...
00:11:37What were your names again?
00:11:38I'm Corinne. I'm new to the team.
00:11:40We saw.
00:11:42You really put on a show out there.
00:11:44Do you need anything, Corinne?
00:11:46Oh, wait, are you the coffee girl?
00:11:48You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:50We only have coffee, I'm afraid.
00:11:52I'll make you some.
00:11:54Oh, summer. Thank you.
00:12:00So, what were your names again?
00:12:08Lilia.
00:12:10Welcome to Turntide Media.
00:12:20Uh, Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:12:30Come in.
00:12:32What the hell happened to you?
00:12:38I...
00:12:40It was the coffee machine.
00:12:42Super finicky.
00:12:44Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:46You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:48Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:50Okay.
00:12:54Here.
00:12:56Take my card.
00:12:58Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:13:00I'll see you in your meeting later tonight.
00:13:02You can't go looking like that.
00:13:03But no, I couldn't take your...
00:13:04No, take it.
00:13:05I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:13:08Take it, Corinne.
00:13:12Alright then.
00:13:14So I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:13:16See you.
00:13:19Have fun.
00:13:20I will.
00:13:22Bye.
00:13:30What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:50What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:54What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:56Huh?
00:14:01Who spends $10,000 in one afternoon using somebody else's money?
00:14:07What the fuck weren't we?
00:14:10I'm sorry, did you just say $10,000?
00:14:12Yes.
00:14:13My bank called me.
00:14:14They thought my credit card was stolen.
00:14:15Oh my God.
00:14:16What the hell, Corinne?
00:14:17I'm so sorry.
00:14:18I didn't even look at the tax.
00:14:19I just picked out things that I liked.
00:14:20This...
00:14:21This is how you shop?
00:14:22Uh, high-end luxury stores without looking at the price?
00:14:24I mean, before you ran away, what were you?
00:14:27Look, I will return everything.
00:14:29I have the receipt, okay?
00:14:30It's...
00:14:31It's somewhere.
00:14:32Um, I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow.
00:14:37Corinne, just...
00:14:39I'm not happy about how this happened, but...
00:14:42Don't go to the trouble.
00:14:43It's whatever.
00:14:44Now, come on.
00:14:45We have to go meet with that client, so...
00:14:47Chop-chop.
00:14:48Whatever?
00:14:49You're not mad?
00:14:50I mean, I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me,
00:14:52but turns out you are just completely financially irresponsible.
00:14:56Hey!
00:14:57Am I wrong?
00:14:58Look, I can return everything, okay?
00:15:00Look, just forget it.
00:15:01It's not a big deal.
00:15:07Ten thousand dollars down the drain, and it's just...
00:15:11Whatever?
00:15:14Is he like...
00:15:22Apologies for the delay, Mr. Kepner.
00:15:24Rush-iron traffic.
00:15:25No matter, boy.
00:15:30Now, who do we have here?
00:15:31Oh, Corinne Carter.
00:15:32I am the new marketing associate with Turntine Media.
00:15:35Brought her along as part of the onboarding process.
00:15:37She'll be shadowing this meeting.
00:15:39Well, if I had known you hire such magnificent specimens at your agency, Rhodes,
00:15:46I'd have given you the deal right then.
00:15:48Ahem.
00:15:49Ahem.
00:15:50Ahem.
00:15:51Ahem.
00:15:52Ahem.
00:15:53Ahem.
00:15:54Well, of course, we would be honored if you would choose us,
00:15:57but, um...
00:15:58I would hope it's for less superficial reasons, but...
00:16:00Well, I'm assuming you're joking.
00:16:02How about I get us some drinks?
00:16:04Tell you what, Miss, uh...
00:16:11Karen, uh...
00:16:13Carla?
00:16:14Have a nightcap with me later.
00:16:17And the deal is yours.
00:16:19Excuse me?
00:16:21Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:16:24It's just one night.
00:16:25You do want to make your boss proud, don't you?
00:16:29Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are.
00:16:33And you're probably too drunk to even realize,
00:16:35but I am not that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:37I do play nice with men like you.
00:16:39So why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:44You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:47Do you want our business or not?
00:16:53Well...
00:16:54You mean, am I gonna let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:17:05And the answer's no!
00:17:07You punched me.
00:17:08You punched me!
00:17:09Do you know who I am, boy?
00:17:11I do now.
00:17:13Let's go.
00:17:15Come on...
00:17:18Come on.
00:17:24Come on.
00:17:25Come on.
00:17:26Come on, boy.
00:17:27Come on...
00:17:32Come on.
00:17:33how to dust
00:17:48okay well i don't have whatever that is
00:17:57what did you do it was an accident i barely touched it it just it just fell
00:18:26you ruined the only thing i have left of my first dog on accident
00:18:30i am so sorry i'm going to sweep it up
00:18:35no no get out get out get out
00:18:39get out
00:18:44wait you can't kick me out this is my apartment too
00:18:48i'll make sure you get the deposit back leave
00:18:50wait i don't have my phone or wallet or anything andy
00:18:56look i can't go anywhere
00:18:58andy
00:19:00i'm sorry little guy
00:19:08no more roommates
00:19:13was she trying to clean my room
00:19:29corinne
00:19:45okay i guess this is you
00:20:08wow i wonder what happened to her
00:20:23sleeping in the office in pajamas
00:20:26it's a first
00:20:27do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend
00:20:30tea
00:20:32nice pajamas
00:20:39leave me alone
00:20:44corinne
00:20:45can i see you in my office please
00:20:53go home and change
00:21:03i thought you evicted me
00:21:07half of the office has already seen you like this
00:21:10don't you want to change
00:21:11i think
00:21:18something
00:21:29hello
00:21:30hello
00:21:32hello
00:21:33hello
00:21:37hello
00:21:39black
00:21:40This is not a good idea.
00:21:45It's just not there yet.
00:21:47Have you guys seen Corinne yet?
00:21:49You mean since this morning?
00:21:51No.
00:21:53How unprofessional.
00:22:00Corinne!
00:22:03Corinne!
00:22:10Corinne!
00:22:20Corinne.
00:22:21Hey, are you okay?
00:22:22Corinne.
00:22:43Oh my god, you're burning up.
00:22:45Why?
00:22:46No, you have a fever.
00:22:49Stay here, I'll get some medicine.
00:22:52Hey, come on, take this.
00:23:02Come on.
00:23:03Come on.
00:23:05I'll let you sleep.
00:23:13I'm sorry, just let me stay.
00:23:16Okay.
00:23:17Okay.
00:23:22Why am I naked?
00:23:44Um, so, um...
00:23:55Relax.
00:23:57I am familiar with the human body.
00:24:00No, you didn't have one of my own.
00:24:01But you want me to, uh, take this off so that we're even?
00:24:04Yeah, no, I've seen, I've seen enough of you, thank you very much.
00:24:08Um, let's just pretend that this never happened, alright?
00:24:14Are you feeling better?
00:24:16I think so.
00:24:18I'm starving.
00:24:20There's muffins on the counter.
00:24:21You got muffins.
00:24:30Uh, they were a gift from a client.
00:24:32Don't eat them all.
00:24:34Uh-huh.
00:24:35Who the hell are you?
00:24:43Who the hell are you?
00:24:44What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:46Are you the maid or something?
00:24:48Uh, excuse you, I live here, and you can't explain who you are yet.
00:24:53I'm Betty, Andy's fiancé.
00:24:55I'm Betty, Andy's fiancé.
00:25:01Uh, not my fiancé.
00:25:03Betty, just because our parents shook hands on it before we were born doesn't make it real.
00:25:07Now, please, stop stalking me.
00:25:10Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you...
00:25:12Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:25:15Oh, damn, this apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:25:19You ghosted her?
00:25:20Oh, that is so bad.
00:25:22You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:25:27Ooh, that is really bad, too.
00:25:29God, I would just cut it now.
00:25:31Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:25:33Oh, what, do you think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:25:38Well, actually, yes.
00:25:40What?
00:25:40Yes, and we are very happy.
00:25:46Well, I guess his apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:49Excuse you.
00:25:50Come on, Andy.
00:25:52Stop playing hard to get.
00:25:53You know we belong together.
00:25:55No.
00:25:56Now leave before I call the police.
00:25:58You're not serious!
00:25:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:59No!
00:26:01I knew it was weird for the owner of an advertising agency to be in this apartment.
00:26:08How many girls are gonna be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:12Ooh.
00:26:13How many girls are gonna be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:18Shut up.
00:26:19It's none of your business!
00:26:21My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:26:26How lucky am I for the free entertainment?
00:26:27Mrs. Rhodes, it's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:40Who's your guest?
00:26:42Oh, Andrew.
00:26:43This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:45Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:46The one and only.
00:26:49Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:53Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:27:00What?
00:27:01Did I do something wrong?
00:27:03Why are you here?
00:27:04Again?
00:27:05To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:27:09Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely.
00:27:13Come on now.
00:27:14Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:27:16I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:19Stop meddling in my business.
00:27:21No.
00:27:21You know what?
00:27:22You are going to hear him out.
00:27:24Now, let's not keep him waiting.
00:27:25Come on now.
00:27:27Oh, no.
00:27:40What are you looking for?
00:27:42I can't seem to find the file in the Braxton Project.
00:27:46You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:48Oh.
00:27:48Somebody's about to get a troll.
00:27:53Somebody's about to get a troll.
00:28:01Okay.
00:28:02I'm so stupid.
00:28:03I'm so stupid.
00:28:04I'm so stupid.
00:28:04I'm so stupid.
00:28:05We're looking to expand in the next quarter, please
00:28:17So what brings you here today the Carlton group we are very interested in acquiring
00:28:26Excuse me sorry I am stubbed my toe like I was saying I'm interested in acquiring TTM
00:28:43I'm I'm I'm flattered Mr. Carlton but we're not looking to be bought anytime soon
00:28:50I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup and I have plans to grow it further on my own
00:28:56I I think it's a brilliant idea
00:28:57I mean joining with the Carlton group would give turntide the much-needed stability in this very competitive industry
00:29:05Our identity as a young contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace
00:29:10I'm not so sure that turntide would mesh well with the Carlton group's long-standing traditions
00:29:16Well, you won't have to create a new identity of course
00:29:19I mean you're an ad agency that's your job right your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value
00:29:27Of an established brand
00:29:29And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:29:32Mr. Rhodes I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime
00:29:36Thank you for the offer Mr. Carlton but I have to kindly refuse
00:29:41Oh Ed you know how this generation is always changing their mind and so stubborn
00:29:48But you know they always do come around
00:29:52You have daughters don't you?
00:29:55What is it?
00:29:56Chloe and Karen isn't it?
00:29:59I only have one daughter
00:30:01Chloe
00:30:01I only have one daughter
00:30:10Chloe
00:30:11Now you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield beer group next week
00:30:18We're also bidding on that deal
00:30:21You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:30:24How do you know about that?
00:30:25That was supposed to be a private pitch
00:30:26I'm a Carlton and I have eyes everywhere
00:30:30If you win the Carlton deal
00:30:32I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients
00:30:37But if I win
00:30:40You sell me your company
00:30:42All right
00:30:46Deal
00:30:49Ah all right
00:30:51Bam
00:30:52I look forward to acquiring your company
00:30:54Oh
00:30:57Oh my god
00:31:08So sorry for the interruption
00:31:09Well I will see you later
00:31:15No no no
00:31:15What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:31:19I was just looking for a file and I thought it would be in here
00:31:21And then I heard you coming and
00:31:23It just felt like the best idea
00:31:27You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:31:32Well
00:31:32Look I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago
00:31:36And I thought he was going to recognize me
00:31:38Okay well that's actually really funny
00:31:39But I'm not really in a laughing mood
00:31:41You heard everything that just happened
00:31:43You're making the right choice
00:31:44I know it's risky but
00:31:46This could be your only shot to save turn time
00:31:49If you need any help let me know
00:31:54You deserve it
00:32:01I do
00:32:01Walk of shame
00:32:06Hey congrats man
00:32:17On what?
00:32:19She's a 10 for sure
00:32:21Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire
00:32:25If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set
00:32:29Maybe you should go find somewhere else to work
00:32:30Alright
00:32:31Damn man
00:32:33Forget I said anything
00:32:35Yeah we can definitely do that
00:32:45No not a problem we should be able to have it to you by tomorrow
00:32:48I think if
00:32:49Let me call you back
00:32:52Bob
00:32:53Vince
00:32:54To what do I owe the pleasure
00:32:56Your mother would like you in a fitting for your wedding suit
00:32:59We're here to escort you
00:33:01Well that's not going to happen
00:33:03I have a really busy schedule today
00:33:05And also I'm not getting married
00:33:07Well your mother is very insistent Mr. Rhodes
00:33:10Very
00:33:11Did my dad send them
00:33:13Well I'm just
00:33:15Guys
00:33:16Hey let me go
00:33:18You're in
00:33:19Should we just
00:33:19Oh
00:33:19Whoa
00:33:20Whoa
00:33:21You didn't need to do that
00:33:28I have been seeing these creeps around okay
00:33:30You have to be safe
00:33:30Get pepper spray
00:33:31Yeah I'll look into that
00:33:32Oh I think you got some on my shirt
00:33:34Oh it's fine I'll do laundry
00:33:35Now?
00:33:38I can do laundry
00:33:39I think
00:33:58Oh it burns
00:34:20It burns
00:34:21It burns
00:34:21Oh
00:34:24I'm not laughing
00:34:24It beat
00:34:25Oh
00:34:25Ow
00:34:28The other nail
00:34:40Oh
00:34:41This one
00:34:45Thank you
00:34:46Come on
00:34:50No no no no no no no
00:35:00Spoon
00:35:02I quit
00:35:03No
00:35:04No
00:35:04No
00:35:05Here
00:35:07Okay whatever my parents were paying the maids they need to double it
00:35:17Wax or oil
00:35:23Close enough
00:35:32Hey
00:35:34Did you cook?
00:35:36Yeah
00:35:37And I used a recipe
00:35:39Oh and the best part is
00:35:51I clean the floors
00:35:55You what?
00:35:58I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and you know getting me a job
00:36:03And it's Saturday
00:36:04So I clean the floors
00:36:06Thank you
00:36:08Looks great in here
00:36:09And it smells great too
00:36:11Yeah well get over here before it gets cold
00:36:14Uh what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:21Uh soap
00:36:22Oh and then I polish them with oil
00:36:24Olive oil
00:36:28I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil
00:36:31No
00:36:32Not the right kind of oil
00:36:33We are gonna walk very very slowly to the towel closet
00:36:38Yeah
00:36:39Oh
00:36:41Okay I have to go
00:36:43Come on right here
00:36:45Okay well move your foot
00:36:47Okay
00:36:48I can't
00:36:49What can I do?
00:36:50Wait
00:36:50Wait
00:36:50Wait
00:36:50Oh my god
00:37:04Are you okay?
00:37:08Oh my god
00:37:11Oh my god
00:37:12That smells good
00:37:13It smells so good
00:37:14It smells so good
00:37:15It smells really great
00:37:17I should
00:37:20I'll go get the
00:37:22Yeah
00:37:22Yeah
00:37:23Yeah
00:37:24Yeah you do that
00:37:24Okay
00:37:25Okay
00:37:31New house rule
00:37:32No more chores without supervision
00:37:34Hey
00:37:35Dinner was edible
00:37:36Mmhmm
00:37:38You get a hand over there?
00:37:43No
00:37:44No
00:37:45Ah
00:37:46I'm all powerful
00:37:52Yeah the bruise on my ass would say otherwise
00:37:55Sure
00:37:57I'm really really sorry about that
00:38:00There's
00:38:00There's a lot I need to learn
00:38:02Yeah
00:38:04There's a lot that you do know
00:38:06Yeah
00:38:07Like how to escape a wedding
00:38:08Well I saw those heels
00:38:10That could not have been easy
00:38:11If you could be any animal
00:38:18Which one would you be?
00:38:19I'd be like a spider monkey
00:38:21Ooh
00:38:21Okay so which ones go?
00:38:23Jump I don't know
00:38:24X come on
00:38:25X
00:38:25You know my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste
00:38:35Sure
00:38:36But she didn't teach us anything useful like how to cook or clean or live independently
00:38:45I mean I never really liked those lessons anyway I was always just questioning everything
00:38:52My sister was really good at it though and then at some point they just stopped trying
00:38:56So you have a sister?
00:38:58Yeah
00:38:59Older
00:39:00Chloe
00:39:02She is the definition of golden child
00:39:08Brilliant, beautiful and most importantly
00:39:12Obie
00:39:13Yeah in my parents eyes I was always the disappointing, troublemaking, younger sister who was only really good for one thing
00:39:22Marriage
00:39:25And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good
00:39:29I see
00:39:31Arranged marriage
00:39:33You don't really seem that surprised
00:39:35Uh
00:39:36Yeah
00:39:37It uh
00:39:38It happened to a friend of mine
00:39:39Oh
00:39:40Yeah
00:39:41I only met him like once before the wedding
00:39:46So weird
00:39:47Well you know what?
00:39:48I'm glad you ran away
00:39:50Fuck
00:39:52Yeah?
00:39:53Yeah
00:39:54Okay well I haven't really brought much peace into your life
00:40:01I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:40:04I don't pick up on things easily
00:40:07You're smart, Corinne
00:40:08Scary smart
00:40:09Sometimes
00:40:12And I think that you just need to show them that you can live just as good of a life
00:40:16Now you know what hell?
00:40:17Better
00:40:18On your own terms
00:40:21And you're not alone
00:40:25Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:28No I'm sorry I just
00:40:29I just
00:40:31I just really want to kiss you
00:40:32I just really want to kiss you
00:40:33No
00:40:40No, no no no
00:40:42No, no, no.
00:40:59Why?
00:41:02That better be something in your pocket.
00:41:04What are you imagining?
00:41:06Oh, God.
00:41:06Oh!
00:41:07Uh, we should do anything else.
00:41:15Okay.
00:41:16Okay, yep.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:17Okay, yep.
00:41:19Was I snoring?
00:41:21You know, I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:22I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:25This apartment is depressing.
00:41:26You know that?
00:41:29The only thing you own is action figures and video games.
00:41:32That is the definition of delinquency.
00:41:36Excuse me?
00:41:37Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:40Where's the decor?
00:41:41The books?
00:41:43The books?
00:41:45I don't read books.
00:41:46It's the 21st century.
00:41:47Who owns books?
00:41:48Every sensible adult in the world?
00:41:51Well, I, uh, didn't take you for a nerd, Corey.
00:41:54Okay, this is unacceptable.
00:41:56You need to read, Andy.
00:41:58How can you be the founder of a media company if you don't read?
00:42:02I listen to podcasts.
00:42:03Gross.
00:42:04I gotta go run some errands.
00:42:07I'll be home later.
00:42:08Okay.
00:42:08You can just do whatever you want.
00:42:10Unless you're asking me for permission.
00:42:12In that case, no.
00:42:19Did you forget your keys again?
00:42:21Dan?
00:42:28Dan?
00:42:34Dan?
00:42:37So this is where you're spending your little vacation?
00:42:39No, no, um, this is my home.
00:42:44Home?
00:42:44Very funny.
00:42:46This is merely a month-long tantrum, befitting of a brat who is ungrateful as you.
00:42:53Well, I like it.
00:42:54When are you coming back?
00:42:56James did not like that stunt you pulled.
00:42:59And you embarrassed us all.
00:43:01And you almost cost us our connection with the Prescott's.
00:43:04Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forget that.
00:43:08How did you find me?
00:43:10Oh, please.
00:43:11I hired a private investigator when you ran.
00:43:14I've known about this place for weeks.
00:43:16You cut me off completely just so you could secretly watch me suffer?
00:43:20No.
00:43:21This is my life now, okay?
00:43:23I have worked for it.
00:43:25Just leave me alone.
00:43:26Cutting you off was your punishment.
00:43:28It was to teach you a lesson, but apparently I guess it didn't.
00:43:31You are a Carlton.
00:43:34Act like it.
00:43:34Your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company.
00:43:39While you are wasting our name.
00:43:44The least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife.
00:43:48I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners.
00:43:53You know what?
00:43:54My boyfriend is coming home soon and he really doesn't like it when I'm upset.
00:43:59Boyfriend?
00:44:00What boyfriend?
00:44:02What boyfriend?
00:44:04Well, his name is Andy.
00:44:05And if you don't know about him, maybe you should get a new private investigator.
00:44:09Now get out!
00:44:12I regret this little girl.
00:44:14Oh!
00:44:18Andy?
00:44:34What are you doing here?
00:44:36Um, I pass by this place every day.
00:44:40You know, I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about.
00:44:44Aw, did my comment get to you?
00:44:47Wait, that is so sweet!
00:44:49No.
00:44:50No, I'm not buying anything.
00:44:52No.
00:44:54No.
00:44:55I am.
00:44:56Hold this.
00:45:01Classic.
00:45:03Little women?
00:45:04Mm-hmm.
00:45:05Are they like, Tinkerbell?
00:45:08They are full-sized.
00:45:10You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:12You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:17Oh, we were just getting started.
00:45:18No kidding.
00:45:19Well, we just got a very special shipment in.
00:45:22A rare first edition of the Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson by Thomas H. Johnson.
00:45:27Which is widely regarded as the authoritative collection of her work.
00:45:31And only for $200.
00:45:33It's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector.
00:45:36Ma'am, Johnson's complete Emily Dickinson.
00:45:41It may be her first full collection of her work, but it is far from authoritative.
00:45:45I mean, Miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for, well, years.
00:45:50And if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson, I could easily get it for $80.
00:45:53So, before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book, maybe you should just think about whether or not I'm an idiot.
00:46:00Well, then.
00:46:05So, you can't do chores, but you're a literature expert.
00:46:12This one is my favorite.
00:46:13I've never heard of it.
00:46:17Oh, it is so juicy.
00:46:19High society affairs.
00:46:20Unrequited love.
00:46:22Blood twists.
00:46:24Oh, it is such a fun time.
00:46:27We have so many.
00:46:29Maybe next time.
00:46:43Could you help me send a postcard?
00:46:56Who's this?
00:46:57This.
00:46:58He.
00:46:59James Prescott.
00:47:01Karen's fiance.
00:47:02And you are?
00:47:05Andy Rhodes.
00:47:06You have a fiance?
00:47:08Okay.
00:47:09You are not my fiance, James, and just quit telling people that.
00:47:12Look, just because you left me at the altar doesn't mean we won't get married eventually.
00:47:17Oh, you're that guy.
00:47:19Man, you know, you really can't take no for an answer, huh?
00:47:23Stay out of this.
00:47:25This is between me and her.
00:47:27She can make her own decisions.
00:47:29In fact, you know, why don't we ask her, Corinne?
00:47:32Did you change your mind?
00:47:33No, I didn't.
00:47:37Well, there you have it.
00:47:39No means no.
00:47:40She's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:46She's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:48Okay, look, man, I don't know how you think.
00:47:50Okay, guys, we are in public.
00:47:52James, I don't even know you, okay?
00:47:54This was all of our parents' idea, and I'm sure there is a lovely girl out there for you who is not me.
00:48:00There you go.
00:48:02Bye-bye now.
00:48:02Look, I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't over.
00:48:07I wonder what your father has to say about this, Corinne.
00:48:14His hair is really shiny.
00:48:19Did you get out in my coffee?
00:48:20I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't the same without you.
00:48:38So, this is the new place, huh?
00:48:39Yeah, turntide media.
00:48:41Oh, my God, let me give you a tour.
00:48:42Oh, yes.
00:48:45Ooh.
00:48:46It was the storm cloud.
00:48:52Yeah, remember when I said I had a roommate?
00:48:54And now he's also my boss.
00:48:58But he's not a roommate like that.
00:48:59I wonder what happened.
00:49:01I think I might know.
00:49:03Someone published an expose on turntide media.
00:49:06It's all over the news.
00:49:12Oh, no.
00:49:13That's really bad.
00:49:14Yeah.
00:49:14I better go.
00:49:16But dinner soon?
00:49:17Okay, yes, please.
00:49:18Okay.
00:49:19Good luck.
00:49:21Thanks.
00:49:26That's a good start to morning.
00:49:27I'm literally sick to my stomach right now.
00:49:33What's going on?
00:49:36Didn't you hear?
00:49:37We're the new poster child for unethical advertising.
00:49:40Apparently there was a recall on the first product deal Andy ever did as CEO.
00:49:43Oh, shit.
00:49:45And the worst part, the Carlton group boosted the article immediately and said,
00:49:49this is what happens when he let a bunch of money-hungry Gen Zers run an ad agency.
00:49:54They got to be behind him.
00:49:55Didn't Ed Carlton just visit the office a week ago?
00:49:57Yeah.
00:49:58Can I see you all in the conference room?
00:50:01No.
00:50:02Okay.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:04What's gonna happen?
00:50:07As some of you may know, malicious headlines have been circling around turntide.
00:50:11Most of the report is false, but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak.
00:50:19We have a mole?
00:50:23We have a mole?
00:50:25Too soon to say.
00:50:27But I will get to the bottom of this.
00:50:29Well, if you ask me, everything was fine until a certain someone was hired.
00:50:33I guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around baseless accusations.
00:50:39I'm just putting together two and two.
00:50:41We didn't have a leak before you were hired.
00:50:43Enough.
00:50:44I didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another.
00:50:47The Goldfield pitch is coming up, and it is our top priority to secure this deal.
00:50:51If we can win them over, who knows?
00:50:52Maybe we can regain the trust of some of our other clients.
00:50:56This pitch is life or death for turntide.
00:50:58So I'm gonna be presenting it.
00:50:59So, mind you, he's fully naked when he drags me into the shower to show me his waterbending skills.
00:51:10But it was just water dripping down his fingers.
00:51:14Yeah, I was five.
00:51:15You know, I recall having to call 911 to, uh, rescue you from a tree after your failed experiment with flying using helium balloons.
00:51:25I was levitating off the ground for a little bit.
00:51:29You know, that, that's considered flying.
00:51:31That's fair.
00:51:31He was.
00:51:32He was.
00:51:33He was.
00:51:45Shall we?
00:51:46Wait, Luke, where the hell are you guys going?
00:51:49You're enjoying your night, bro.
00:51:50What the hell is happening?
00:51:58Okay, you really have to learn how to read a room.
00:52:01Their eyes have been glued to each other all night.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:06Well, yeah, good for them.
00:52:10You're cute.
00:52:12Come on, waterbender.
00:52:14Let's go home.
00:52:17Come on.
00:52:20Well, I, for one, think Andy and Corinne would be great together.
00:52:26Mm-hmm.
00:52:27And not just because Andy introduced me to his best friend.
00:52:32Excuse me.
00:52:36Yeah, I'm really rooting for him, too.
00:52:38I'm just glad Corinne is doing well.
00:52:39She's been through so much in such a short time.
00:52:44But Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:45What, Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:50She got disowned by her rich family.
00:52:52They're apparently a big deal.
00:52:54They wanted her to marry some big shot, but she didn't love him.
00:52:58She's never been on her own before, so she had to learn from scratch.
00:53:01Oh, wow.
00:53:04I had no idea.
00:53:05It's pretty funny, then, how she met Andy.
00:53:13You know?
00:53:13Like, it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy straight into the arms of another.
00:53:19Her family would be thrilled if they ever took their heads out of their asses.
00:53:25Wait.
00:53:26Andy is rich?
00:53:27Yeah, uh, haven't you heard of the Rhodes family?
00:53:35Oh, my God.
00:53:36Rhodes hotels?
00:53:37I never even put it together.
00:53:39Yeah, he went on his own a couple years ago.
00:53:41He wanted to make a name for himself, pave his own way aside from his family.
00:53:44And, uh, you and Corinne don't know anything about Andy.
00:53:50And you and Andy don't know about Corinne.
00:53:54Holy shit!
00:53:57Hey, girl.
00:54:03Okay, tell me everything.
00:54:09Baskin' in the afterglow?
00:54:12I don't kiss and tell.
00:54:13It was amazing.
00:54:14Ten out of ten.
00:54:15But before I give you details, there's something way more urgent I have to tell you.
00:54:19You're never going to guess what I heard last night.
00:54:21Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:54:23Uh, yeah, sure.
00:54:25I could take a break.
00:54:27Okay, what?
00:54:28What is more important than your sex life?
00:54:30I heard one of the craziest things from Monica last night.
00:54:33Did you know Corinne comes from one of the wealthiest families in the country?
00:54:37What did you say?
00:54:39Corinne.
00:54:40Andy comes from a rich family.
00:54:42Rhodes hotels.
00:54:44What?
00:54:44Dude, Corinne is, or was, I guess, a Carlton.
00:54:50What would you hide that?
00:54:51What would you say?
00:54:51You're a Carlton.
00:55:14You're a Carlton.
00:55:15Yes.
00:55:17I'm the Carlton's youngest daughter.
00:55:19Not that they would acknowledge it.
00:55:20You're a Carlton.
00:55:21The same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and bad-mouthing me in the press.
00:55:25Are you the fucking mole?
00:55:26Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:55:28Do you really think that I would do that to you?
00:55:31After everything we've been through.
00:55:33You know me, Andy.
00:55:34You know that I have no loyalty to my family.
00:55:37I don't know.
00:55:38What do you mean?
00:55:39Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family, too?
00:55:41How is that relevant right now?
00:55:43How is that relevant?
00:55:44You're accusing me of lying about my family, yet you did the, uh, exact same thing.
00:55:49At least I have an excuse.
00:55:50What's yours?
00:55:51Were you cut off from your family, too?
00:55:53No.
00:55:53No.
00:55:54I wasn't.
00:55:54Okay, well then, why are you here?
00:55:56You don't even need to live a normal life.
00:55:58Were you just pretending for fun?
00:56:00I am not here for fun.
00:56:02I went out on my own to prove myself.
00:56:04Everybody just expected me to join the family business.
00:56:06But I needed to make my own way in the world.
00:56:09Okay, well then, why didn't you just tell me that, okay?
00:56:11Why don't you trust me?
00:56:12Well, I didn't tell you because I thought that you could be a...
00:56:14I thought that you could be after my money.
00:56:18I thought that you could be after my money.
00:56:23Okay, look, that came out...
00:56:24Yeah, it fucking did.
00:56:26First I'm a traitor, and now I'm a gold digger.
00:56:28You know what?
00:56:29You are just a real class-ass dandy.
00:56:31Oh, stop deflecting.
00:56:32You heard this from Mr. Carlton that while you were snooping around in my office, no less,
00:56:36and you didn't say anything, I have every right to be angry.
00:56:39I chose freedom!
00:56:42And I lost everything because of it.
00:56:44Do you really think that I would turn around and just betray you like that?
00:56:51I opened up to you about everything, and you just turn around and throw it in my face.
00:56:57I even told you that my parents were for my sister over me.
00:57:00And you know how important it is for me to be treated as an equal, and yet you still don't do it.
00:57:04When?
00:57:05When have I not treated you as an equal?
00:57:07Do you suspect your equal of ulterior motives, so much so that you would accuse her of being the mole?
00:57:13After living with her for weeks?
00:57:16No, it doesn't matter.
00:57:18I saw the door camera, French.
00:57:20Eric Carlton was standing right here in this apartment.
00:57:22Did you feed him information then?
00:57:23He was just trying to get me to come back.
00:57:33I have seen you lie, Corinne.
00:57:35It comes as easily to you as breathing.
00:57:37Ever since you showed up in this apartment, you have caused me nothing but trouble,
00:57:40and I swear, if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy, I'm...
00:57:43Well, it sounds like you already think I'm guilty, so be it.
00:58:01Oh, honey.
00:58:03I'll get the ice cream.
00:58:04Come on.
00:58:10Enjoy.
00:58:11Hi, welcome.
00:58:12Corinne.
00:58:20Why did you ask me here, James?
00:58:22Cutting right to the chase.
00:58:24Okay.
00:58:25Well, you see, I haven't quite given up on our future nuptials.
00:58:30Wait.
00:58:31You're going to want to hear what I have to say.
00:58:34Please.
00:58:35What could you possibly say to convince me to go along with this arrangement?
00:58:38Your boy toy isn't who says yes.
00:58:40Andy?
00:58:41I know.
00:58:43He's part of the Rhodes family.
00:58:45Big whoop.
00:58:46Not that, Corinne.
00:58:48He's engaged to this woman.
00:58:52Betty Kenden, 25.
00:58:54She's a childhood sweetheart of his.
00:58:56No, no, no.
00:58:57I met her.
00:58:57She's crazy.
00:58:59They've been engaged to be married since childhood.
00:59:01My source is correct, which, trust me, it is.
00:59:05The wedding is set for me.
00:59:06Well, you're wrong.
00:59:08Who's your source?
00:59:09Who's your source?
00:59:09Okay, you know what?
00:59:26You still haven't said what that has to do with you and I.
00:59:29So just get to the point.
00:59:30The point is, Corinne.
00:59:33I know you love him, but you can't have him.
00:59:35He belongs to Miss Camden.
00:59:37This past month, all of it, it's been fake.
00:59:40A dream.
00:59:41Fuck you.
00:59:42What I can offer you is real.
00:59:44Yeah, what's that?
00:59:46Security.
00:59:46A home.
00:59:47Assurance that what you have won't disappear in an instant.
00:59:50You will be taken care of forever.
00:59:52You will never have to worry or doubt ever again.
00:59:55Take some time.
00:59:57Think about it.
00:59:58I'll be waiting.
01:00:02Do you remember, Andy, how her Easter dress got so muddy
01:00:06that your parents had to cancel the press shoot?
01:00:10That was such a fun day.
01:00:12Despite the looks on their faces.
01:00:14Oh, gosh.
01:00:15You know, you two made such a couple then.
01:00:18And now.
01:00:23Excuse me, I need to lose the restroom.
01:00:27This place is just so lovely, isn't it?
01:00:31Sorry, I just need to send a quick message.
01:00:33No problem, dear.
01:00:42It's such a lovely evening, isn't it?
01:00:48Yes.
01:00:51There he is.
01:00:52Fuck this.
01:01:04Excuse me.
01:01:13Is he taunting me?
01:01:15Is this psychological warfare?
01:01:18You know what?
01:01:18James is right.
01:01:19I really need to get myself out of this mess.
01:01:25Corinne!
01:01:26What a coincidence.
01:01:28I was just having dinner with Andy and his mother.
01:01:31Would you like to join?
01:01:33Are you the one who texted me off of Andy's phone?
01:01:35Oh.
01:01:36Did you really think Andy wanted to talk things over your makeup?
01:01:40How sad.
01:01:50Hello there.
01:01:51Didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
01:01:54You're right.
01:01:55Imagine that.
01:01:56What will you do?
01:01:57You know what?
01:02:03I would like to propose a toast to Turntide and all the success that you've had, Andy.
01:02:09I am so proud of you.
01:02:12Cheers.
01:02:15Thanks, Mom.
01:02:16That means a lot.
01:02:17But I didn't propose this dinner to discuss work.
01:02:22I brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed.
01:02:25What's the matter?
01:02:27Betty and I's engagement.
01:02:29Listen, Mom.
01:02:29I know you and the Camden's have wanted this for my entire life.
01:02:33But just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true.
01:02:36I'm a grown man now.
01:02:37I need to make my own decisions.
01:02:40Andy?
01:02:42You know what?
01:02:42I'm tired of this.
01:02:44I have been nothing but patient and understanding for years.
01:02:47And all you do is reject me.
01:02:49I've been waiting for you my whole life.
01:02:52What does she have that I don't?
01:02:54Who is she?
01:02:56She is the woman Andy is living with.
01:02:59Andy, is that true?
01:03:02She's just a roommate.
01:03:03And her name's Corinne.
01:03:05Betty, I can't marry you.
01:03:06And it's not because of her it wouldn't be right.
01:03:09I'm sorry.
01:03:09Fix it.
01:03:12I'm not going to call my parents.
01:03:16Andy?
01:03:17Just because you have a startup does not mean that you have life figured out.
01:03:22First you turned down the Carltons and now the Camtons.
01:03:26God, what are you doing?
01:03:28Are you trying to run your career into the ground, Andy?
01:03:32Partnerships shouldn't be bought.
01:03:35They should be earned.
01:03:36And I want to marry somebody I love, not somebody that I see business value in.
01:03:39You have known Betty your entire life.
01:03:41And our family approves of her.
01:03:43And you stand the risk of insulting her family the longer you put off this marriage.
01:03:49Do you understand?
01:03:50If I can't marry somebody that I love, then I'll just walk away from it all.
01:03:54How dare you do you really think that I had a choice in who I married?
01:04:01Do you want the same for your child?
01:04:04You are young, and I know what's best for you.
01:04:07And this is not over, and you will figure it out.
01:04:22Are you leaving?
01:04:24Yes.
01:04:25You could just keep the rest of my stuff, or throw it away.
01:04:29I don't really care.
01:04:30Is this about the other night?
01:04:32I mean, can you blame me for suspecting you?
01:04:33Do you know what's really ironic?
01:04:35You accused me of being this big mastermind and saying all this bullshit about me,
01:04:40yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:42What the hell are you talking about?
01:04:44Enjoy married life.
01:04:48Oh, what? Cat got your tongue now?
01:04:49You know, I should have known that you were a player from the very beginning.
01:04:54Why are you even mad? We're just roommates.
01:04:58What does it matter to you?
01:05:01Just roommates.
01:05:03You know, that's low, even for you, Andy.
01:05:05What?
01:05:06We had moments. The flirting.
01:05:08Oh, we shared a kiss, for God's sake. Does none of that mean anything to you?
01:05:11We were drinking.
01:05:13Right. Got it.
01:05:15Where are you going?
01:05:16None of your business.
01:05:17Oh, you're going back to them, aren't you? To Jane's?
01:05:20And I'm supposed to believe you're innocent now?
01:05:23I always was.
01:05:24If that's the case, then you're a coward.
01:05:26What?
01:05:27After all of the progress you've made, the life that you've built for yourself through blood, sweat, and tears,
01:05:31you're just going to give it all away?
01:05:33Take the easy way out.
01:05:34You're better than that, Corinne.
01:05:36What does it matter to you?
01:05:38We're just roommates, remember?
01:05:40Well, not anymore!
01:05:51Look, he decided to show up.
01:05:54You look tired.
01:05:56I'm here.
01:06:08Mr. Fincher, Mr. Thompson,
01:06:10it's an honor to have you here today.
01:06:12We will be presenting our pitch for Goldfield Beer as a team.
01:06:17Here at Turntide, we aim to pinpoint the core that makes a product attractive to consumers
01:06:22and then elevate it into the public consciousness.
01:06:25Through meticulous research, we have found that the two words most commonly associated
01:06:29with Goldfield is summer and taste.
01:06:33Now, accompanied with visual and auditory cues.
01:06:44And that brings us to the slogan that will transform Goldfield's presence in the market.
01:06:49Goldfield, the taste of summer.
01:06:56Mr. Rhodes, you've certainly put a lot of effort into this.
01:07:01It's an impeccable presentation.
01:07:03Virtually flawless.
01:07:04We can see the quality that comes out of Turntide.
01:07:07That may also be your greatest weakness.
01:07:09On the surface, the ad is perfect, but it doesn't possess anything beyond that.
01:07:14I mean, the taste of summer.
01:07:16Come on, what does that even mean?
01:07:17I mean, it's soulless, basic, and we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:28We cannot sign off on this.
01:07:31Well, you know, you'd be surprised.
01:07:33As I mentioned, studies show that people are very receptive to summer themes.
01:07:38They produce neural responses akin to nostalgia.
01:07:41Ads like this are almost guaranteed to bring in higher year-end profits.
01:07:46It's a safe bet.
01:07:47You're well aware of the advantage of this type of marketing, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:51Other beer brands have been using it for decades.
01:07:54Yeah, and we're not other beer brands.
01:07:56We didn't take the risk of coming to a new up-and-coming ad agency to get a boring, safe pitch.
01:08:04Um, well, you know, I can, uh...
01:08:08We've seen enough from you, Mr. Rhodes.
01:08:10Look, I don't want to give an ultimatum, but if you don't give us something impressive, like, right now,
01:08:16we're walking.
01:08:18Please, if you give us one more day, we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive.
01:08:22We don't want another presentation.
01:08:24We want a good idea.
01:08:32Miss...
01:08:33Corinne Carlton.
01:08:34Corinne Carlton?
01:08:35Isn't that, um...
01:08:38What are you doing?
01:08:40I can pitch.
01:08:43I can pitch.
01:08:47Well, then, go ahead.
01:08:49I recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything I had.
01:08:55And although it was my choice, it was still really hard.
01:08:59And most people think that when you're struggling, you're focused on the basics.
01:09:04Getting a job.
01:09:05Finding a safe place to live.
01:09:06Affording food and necessities.
01:09:09And surviving.
01:09:11And for the most part, that is...
01:09:12That's true.
01:09:13But in the in-between moments, when everything is just hitting you, you're just looking for comfort.
01:09:19Just about everywhere.
01:09:21You're looking for anything and everything that'll give you a sense of belonging that you used to have.
01:09:26And in one of those moments, someone gave me a gold-filled beer.
01:09:29And I had a really hard time opening it.
01:09:32You know, weak hands.
01:09:33But I couldn't believe how something so simple could mean so much.
01:09:46It was just a beer, but...
01:09:48You know, this may not resonate, but I keep thinking about this quote that Ernest Hemingway wrote.
01:09:53I did not care what it was all about.
01:09:55Life.
01:09:56You know?
01:09:57All I wanted to know was how to live in it.
01:09:59And if I found out how to live in it, then you learned from what it was all about.
01:10:06Goldfield.
01:10:07Live in it.
01:10:08The sun also rises.
01:10:10You'd have no way of knowing this, young lady, but our CEO is very fond of Hemingway.
01:10:16If you were here right now, be over the moon.
01:10:19He'll love the idea of our ad referencing a favorite.
01:10:26Well, I can throw together some mock ads by the end of the week.
01:10:30Excellent.
01:10:31We look forward to seeing that.
01:10:33Miss Carlton, you have a bright future here.
01:10:37That means a lot.
01:10:38Mr. Thompson, Mr. Fincher, please wait.
01:11:02What more is there to discuss?
01:11:03Miss, we made ourselves very clear.
01:11:06I don't know if you know this, but my father is Neil Martin.
01:11:10Okay, and?
01:11:11He's the largest supplier of wheat on the West Coast.
01:11:14A connection with him would be very beneficial for Goldfield.
01:11:18If you go back in there and tell my boss you're turning down Turn Tide's pitch and going with the Carlton Group, I can make that happen.
01:11:29If you had done any research into our company, Miss Martin, you'd know we produce our own wheat.
01:11:34Goldfield started as a farm.
01:11:37Yeah, and does Mr. Rhodes know that you're trying to bribe us on behalf of another company?
01:11:43How about if you do it, I'll give you a night you won't forget.
01:11:49Both of you.
01:11:49Mr. Rhodes, you need to control your people.
01:11:58Never in my entire career experience something so unprofessional.
01:12:02Is this your corporate culture?
01:12:04Absolutely not.
01:12:05And this is no longer an employee of Turn Tide.
01:12:08My sincerest apologies to both of you, and we will make up for this violation tenfold.
01:12:12If you can come through like your all-star associate promised, maybe we can forget about this.
01:12:26Mr. Rhodes, please.
01:12:27So it was you?
01:12:27What the fuck were you thinking?
01:12:30I've worked my ass off for this company.
01:12:33I was here when it was nothing.
01:12:36I should have been made a partner ages ago, but you never even considered it.
01:12:39Ed Carlton offered me an executive role just for doing a small favor.
01:12:44So you betrayed us?
01:12:46Put the entire agency in jeopardy.
01:12:49If Corinne hadn't saved us back there, then-
01:12:50Please!
01:12:51I could have done the same thing.
01:12:53Pack your things.
01:12:54You're fired.
01:12:55You're fired.
01:12:55You're fired.
01:13:09You're fired.
01:13:27We never bought that.
01:13:36You're fired.
01:13:38Not one word, not one gesture of yours shall I, could I, ever forget.
01:13:48He read it.
01:13:53Mr. Carlton, I figured you would show up at some point, come to hand over your clients
01:14:08Enjoy them while you have them, cause I'm sure they'll come crawling back soon.
01:14:13Do you know who won the deal for us? Corinne, your daughter.
01:14:17Seems like you lost your biggest asset when you cut her off from the family.
01:14:21Corinne? How?
01:14:24I have a deal for you, Ed.
01:14:26What?
01:14:27I will give you back these clients, but you have to give up something else.
01:14:32Then that would be?
01:14:34Corinne, relinquish your control and let her live her own life, on her own terms.
01:14:39Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:45Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:47Deal.
01:14:48Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:15:05Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy? I just really need to talk to him.
01:15:08No, he's not in yet.
01:15:09But did you hear what happened?
01:15:11No, what happened?
01:15:12Andy fired Lilia.
01:15:15Apparently she's the Carlton mole.
01:15:17It got really intense, so he sent her hacking.
01:15:21He was epic.
01:15:23He's also super hot.
01:15:25Okay.
01:15:26What?
01:15:27Wait, how did I miss this?
01:15:28You were still in the meeting room.
01:15:30I was the only witness.
01:15:32Perks of being HR.
01:15:34Okay, do you know where he is?
01:15:36That's the craziest part.
01:15:37He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:15:40What?
01:15:41He's getting married.
01:15:55Andy?
01:15:56I'm so sorry, I thought, um...
01:16:08Corinne.
01:16:11Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:16:15Are you here to heroically stop Myrene's marriage?
01:16:18Okay, well you don't belong with Betty, okay?
01:16:20You just don't.
01:16:21You've worked so hard and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you, like everything about you.
01:16:25Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what? I really don't think so.
01:16:27She's kind of a bitch.
01:16:29Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:16:32Do not laugh at me, okay?
01:16:34I am trying to give a speech.
01:16:37You, um...
01:16:39You deserve to pick your own path.
01:16:42Whatever that is.
01:16:43And you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:16:47Don't go through with it.
01:16:48If I can call off my wedding, then so can you.
01:16:51Are you done?
01:16:52Yes.
01:16:54I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:58I'm not marrying Betty.
01:17:02Hey, Betty.
01:17:04Can we talk about the marriage?
01:17:06Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:17:08Our mothers are so intent on the marriage, they've decided to forgo the wedding altogether and just get it over with in a courthouse.
01:17:14Isn't that enough for you?
01:17:15You need to stand up to them with me.
01:17:17This whole time you've been perfectly obedient, this will not be over until you say no to.
01:17:22It's not just obedience, Andy.
01:17:24I've loved you since we were kids.
01:17:26You don't love me.
01:17:27You don't even know what love is.
01:17:28I was never going to marry Betty contrary to popular belief.
01:17:34Just like I was never the mole contrary to popular belief.
01:17:38So is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:17:41I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:17:44Understatement of the year.
01:17:45And reacted without solid evidence.
01:17:49I'm sorry for not trusting you, Cory.
01:17:51Nothing that I said to you was true.
01:17:53You haven't made my life any worse.
01:17:55In fact, you have made it a hell of a lot better.
01:18:00We can call it even.
01:18:05Sure.
01:18:07So, what is Mr. Rose going to do now?
01:18:11Well, I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:18:16Oh.
01:18:18It's going to be a workout too.
01:18:19She has a shit ton of books.
01:18:22But I love her anyways.
01:18:25Little question.
01:18:26Could have been me at the altar.
01:18:27Would you have ran?
01:18:29Well, we'll just have to see.
01:18:31I'm going to need some insurance.
01:18:32Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:18:41Bye.