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00:00oh it is so hot out today what I need to do is take a cold shower and then I need to shave
00:15oh my god look at how much chest here I have oh man this is the best day of my life
00:38well you really like showing your dogs off you have your shoes off too
00:47yeah but my feet don't stink what do my feet smell like they smell like Doritos
00:52delicious
01:00oh yeah come on you get a limo out front
01:07how to style every shoe every color yeah when you're famous it can be kind of fun
01:15it's really you but no one ever discovers
01:19in some ways you're just like all your friends but on stage you're a star
01:27you get the best of both worlds
01:32fill it out, take it slow and you'll rock out the show
01:36you get the best of both worlds
01:40mix it all together
01:42you can know that the best of both worlds
01:45all right class
01:53now today we have a new student
01:57now he's a little bit special
02:01because he's a movie star
02:04um you may know him from
02:07the hit tv series zombie high
02:11yeah that's him
02:14Jake Ryan
02:15now I don't want everyone to be surprised
02:20I want everyone to treat him
02:22like he's another kid from high school
02:26and not a movie star you know because
02:29I think that's how he wants to be treated
02:32here
02:33you know like just another student from high school
02:39you know just to make him feel comfortable around everyone
02:42and oh oh look
02:50yo what's up everyone
02:52oh my god jake ryan
03:06i've always wanted to meet him
03:21hi jake i'm
03:22i'm your biggest fan
03:26he's ignoring me
03:27that's so hot
03:29hey jake if you're looking for a girlfriend
03:31i'm available
03:34jake can you say your line from the show
03:37you're really putting me on a spot right here
03:40and i'm very used to that but you know
03:43oh wait do it say it please
03:44hey that's my favorite line
03:47all right
03:48okay i'll do it everyone
03:51i slayed you once don't make me slay you twice
03:57i'm confused why you don't want this attention
04:00because people will be bothering me every second of the day
04:10i got your wig for you
04:12thanks lola it's time to go make some guys really horny
04:15you look hot enough for boys to come until their dicks explode
04:25so what you see is only half the story there's another side of me
04:31i'm a
04:32i'm the girl you know but i'm someone else too
04:35i got everything i've always wanted
04:44i got everything i've always wanted
04:50i'm a lucky girl whose dreams came true
05:06needs it all i'm just like you
05:17hey what's up n***er lily you can't say that out loud
05:23oh don't worry we cool dog yo that was some dope music you just sang h girl
05:28lily stop acting like you're a rapper
05:30well maybe i actually can rap
05:33just shut up
05:33i have to go to the bathroom
05:35i have to go to the bathroom can you watch my wig while i'm in there
05:39no thanks a lot
05:45god why does my stomach hurt so bad
05:50i can't stop pooping
05:54oh man
05:56it is very nice out isn't it natalie
06:00yeah i mean
06:02we can talk about other things like you know how it's so awesome for you to be related to me
06:11and uh you know just how i'm so skinny and how you're like more skinny and uh
06:20where are you going
06:28let me show you how strong
06:32hey
06:43miley do you want to go to the bar after school
06:46sure anything to get away from jake ryan
06:49oh come on miley jake is a nice guy
06:51yeah and he also has the whole school going crazy over him
06:58come on miley let's go get a beer
07:00lily we're 16 and you don't have a driver's license
07:03but you do
07:04yeah but i'm not 21
07:06i'll convince the bartender we are 21
07:09how are you gonna convince him
07:11lilly why are we in my makeup room
07:16hey shayla
07:17yeah
07:18can you do something for us really quick
07:23yeah we need you to make us look older
07:28lilly this has gone too far we're going home
07:31come on let me have this one time or i'll post on facebook right now the gigantic zit on your ass
07:36you are such a
07:37you are such a bitch
07:39wait why do you guys want to look older
07:43because we want to sneak inside in our rated movie
07:46oh i've been there before
07:49yeah
07:50i totally get that
07:54okay i got nothing else to do so i guess i can do that
08:01there you go guys
08:02now you look a lot older than you should look
08:09oh my god we look so old my beautiful face is all wrinkly
08:14but look how realistic it is
08:17yeah this is awesome shayla thank you
08:19no problem miley
08:23just call me if you need anything else or
08:26if you need me to put makeup on you again
08:30which will happen next concert
08:33and uh i totally enjoy doing this
08:37because i get to show my belly button the whole time
08:56hello what can i do for you two ladies
08:58we would like two beers please
09:02all right
09:04can i see your ids really quick please
09:07do you seriously think we're under age i mean look at us
09:11well yes you you look old enough but i still need to see your ids
09:18let me tell you something i know a very famous singer and if you could just make things easy for
09:22us maybe i can give you some free concert tickets
09:25and can i tell you something i actually know your father and your grandfather
09:34and they come in here to get coffee oh
09:37shit
09:38i think i might give them a call
09:41come on miley let's get the hell out of here
09:54hey look georgie this is my big gorgeous blobby staff
10:24uh stop you're getting me wet
10:43oh i guess that makes sense
11:01okay uh three two one
11:09oh morgan can't beat me
11:19no no no no no no no no no no i can't beat me no i'm way better than that
11:22yeah
11:26no no no no no no no no i can't beat me me no no no no he's not better than me no no no no no in the
11:30fucker i ain't die değil
11:31i'm horny
11:36i think it was a tie
11:42well i think i'm ready to get up
11:44let's go
11:47preparat
11:52When I am ready to join us now
12:22Hands in the air, we will show you how
12:25Come and try, can I remember, be your guide?
12:31Come and move your hands, sing my wah-ah-ah
12:34Look at you two clips, do it la-la-la
12:37You and me, can play this melody
12:41Bow-wow-ah-ah, dance to the beat
12:44Wave your hands together
12:46Come feel the heat, forever and forever
12:49Listen under, it is time for friends
12:52Now we are here, we're caramels and sing
12:55Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah
12:57Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah
13:00Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah
13:02Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
13:06From Sweden to UK, we will bring our songs
13:09I feel the USA and people of Hong Kong
13:12They have heard
13:13With me all around the world
13:16So come and move your hands, sing my wah-ah-ah-ah
13:21Look at you two clips, do it la-la-la
13:23You and me, can sing this melody
13:27So come and dance to the beat
13:31Wave your hands together
13:32Come feel the heat, forever and forever
13:35Listen under, it is time for friends
13:38Now we are here, we're caramels and sing
13:42Dance to the beat, wave your hands together
13:56Come, feel the heat, forever and forever
13:59It's time to learn, it's time to dance
14:02Now we are here, we care about dancing
14:05Ooh, ooh, ooh-la-la
14:09Ooh, ooh-la-la-la
14:13Ooh, ooh-la-la
14:15Ooh, ooh-la-la-la
14:18So come dance to the beat, wave your hands together
14:22Come, feel the heat, forever and forever
14:25It's time to learn, it's time to dance
14:28Now we are here, we care about dancing
14:31Dance to the beat, wave your hands together
14:34Come, feel the heat, forever and forever
14:37Dance to the beat, it's time for dancing
14:39Now we are here, we care about dancing
14:43You
15:13You

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