00:00The first thing John does every morning when he wakes up is check whether the rich lady lying next to him is still breathing.
00:05Unfortunately, she's still kicking today.
00:07It's been 25 years since John married into money.
00:10Growing up, his dad drove an oil tanker truck.
00:12One day on his way home, exhausted from driving, he crashed into their house due to fatigue, causing an explosion that killed him.
00:18From that day forward, John set his sights on marrying rich.
00:21When he came home that day, John discovered an unfamiliar car in the driveway.
00:25Turns out his wealthy wife had been seeing a younger man behind his back and wanted a divorce.
00:30Furious, John demanded half of her assets, but she had been smart enough to make him sign a prenup years ago.
00:35So John had not only wasted his youth, but got completely screwed over, left with just a suitcase and a hoverboard.
00:41He took his luggage and tried to crash at a friend's place, but his buddy was too busy enjoying quality time with his own sugar mama to take him in.
00:48His friend even had the nerve to encourage John to go find an even wealthier woman.
00:51Left with no choice, John had to get a job just to survive.
00:55He found work holding advertising signs, but John hadn't worked in over 25 years.
00:59So when he saw the guy across the street doing fancy tricks with his sign, John thought he'd give it a try.
01:04The moment he tossed his sign up, it came crashing down on a passing police car and knocked over an elderly man in a wheelchair.
01:09John panicked and was about to help the man.
01:12I'm okay.
01:13When in the next second, he got so scared that he turned and ran.
01:18One day, John was dropping off his little nephew Hugo at school when a woman caught his eye.
01:23Her designer clothes made John's eyes light up with dollar signs.
01:26His nephew mentioned that was his classmate's grandmother, Celis.
01:30John immediately asked about her husband, and his nephew said he had passed away.
01:34Hearing this news, John perked up instantly.
01:36He called his buddy to get the scoop and learned that Celis was attending a party.
01:40John immediately rushed over to follow her.
01:41When he saw the venue had a pool, John got even more excited,
01:44because poolside was where he excelled at winning over rich ladies' hearts.
