00:00Today we're busting 100 school myths in 24 hours. Have you ever watched a school
00:04scene in a movie and thought there's no way this would happen in real life? Well
00:07in this video we went back to school to bust all of the most insane school myths
00:11so make sure you watch until the end. So we're on our way to school and the
00:15first school myth we're busting is if you're late for a bus it won't wait on
00:18you. Um where's Alan?
00:30Hey! Hey! Stop the bus!
00:40Well you shouldn't have been late. During a fire it's best to remain calm.
00:45FLOW!
00:47Don't panic! Everybody remain calm!
00:53There's a myth that football helmets won't protect your head. So we put a watermelon
01:03inside the helmet to test it out. Didn't say from what though?
01:10No joke. Yeah it was real.
01:14Oh my god!
01:19The watermelon split in half guys. That means it doesn't protect your head.
01:24I didn't know that. The next school myth is fat kids
01:27always run to lunch.
01:28Greek culture did not die when the Greeks power declined.
01:31Oh students it's time for lunch.
01:34Let's go.
01:35So we're on our way to the cafeteria now and we're gonna be busting a few school
01:46lunch myths starting with cafeteria food is disgusting.
01:49Hey guys. Got you some pizza.
01:51Oh thank you Tanner.
01:52Yeah I can't believe they have perfectly good pizza laying around everywhere.
02:05I'll save that for later.
02:16The biggest food myth is the five second rule.
02:19Ew! Gross!
02:20What? Five second rule?
02:22Yeah but you're gonna drop it.
02:23What's the point?
02:25Get that out right now Zach. Get it out.
02:27Once one piece of food is thrown in a cafeteria, a food fight will start.
02:31Food fight!
02:35Well I guess that's myth confirmed.
02:47The next myth is wrestling in school is nothing like WWE.
02:51Welcome to Wrestling 101.
02:53Today I'm going to teach you the fundamentals of school.
02:55What are we going to learn about the choke slams and hollow drivers?
02:58Not about it. That's fake wrestling.
03:00I'm going to teach you how to really wrestle.
03:02Come here.
03:03The first technique that I'm going to teach you is the body slams.
03:08Oh my gosh.
03:11That's called a speed takedown.
03:13Zach come here.
03:14Now I'm going to show them the flip.
03:16Come here son.
03:17Alright here we go.
03:18The flip.
03:19Who's next?
03:22Who's going to wrestle me now?
03:26What are you doing now?
03:27I will.
03:28Watch out.
03:29Watch out.
03:30Watch out.
03:31Watch out.
03:32Watch out.
03:33Watch out.
03:34That's the type of wrestling I prefer.
03:36But they won't let me teach it in school.
03:38Ow.
03:39My back.
03:40In middle school there's way too much PDA.
03:44I'm going to miss you.
03:45I'm going to miss you.
03:46We're going to see each other in 15 minutes.
03:48But still.
03:49See you later cutie pie.
03:56Smile.
03:57I'm going to see you in the restroom.
03:59What does that mean?
04:00And there's also the senior that only dates freshmen.
04:03Pick you up after school.
04:04Okay.
04:09School dress code is way more strict on girls than guys.
04:12Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:13You know the dress code.
04:14You can come into class indecent like that.
04:17Dress that one.
04:18Hey, guys.
04:19How they going?
04:21Hey, looking good.
04:22Yeah, you're doing good.
04:24Go get changed.
04:27Is this not actually how it is?
04:31Yeah.
04:32It's a lot more strict on girls.
04:34One of the biggest school myths is the cheese touch is real.
04:45Well, I guess that's myth busted.
04:46He has the cheese touch.
04:52I'm going to go inside the restroom to get rid of the cheese touch.
04:54This is a penis.
04:55Aaaaah!
04:56I think there's some more.
04:57Aaaaah!
05:10Aaaaah!
05:11Open up.
05:12Open up!
05:13Aaaaah!
05:14Aaaaah!
05:15Aaaaah!
05:16Aaaaah!
05:17And they're shot.
05:18Aaaaah.
05:21We all can get some stuff with the cheese touch forever.
05:23The biggest myth is, school is the best years of your life.
05:25And we're going to check back on this one at the end of the video.
05:28Dogs will eat your homework.
05:29Let's find out.
05:30Uh-oh.
05:31Uh-oh.
05:31Wait, he did eat it.
05:33He's eating it.
05:35Oh my god.
05:36Wait.
05:36What the hell?
05:38What?
05:39This dog just actually ate the homework.
05:42I guess that's myth confirmed.
05:43It's impossible to sleep on a school bus.
05:51What the hell?
05:52Oh my leg's stuck.
06:02Alex, stop filming this.
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06:13Yeah, what's up?
06:14I'm actually not a subscriber.
06:15Oh, you messed up!
06:19Get the hell out of here now!
06:21No!
06:24Students will leave love letters in each other's lockers.
06:30Dear Sean, meet me in the art room after class.
06:33XO, XO, cat.
06:43Cat!
06:44Cat!
06:44I got your letter, cat!
06:45I got it!
06:46I can even smell it from this letter, yeah!
06:49Cat?
06:50Cat?
06:51Hello?
06:52Fell right into Bubba's track.
06:54There's a myth that the fastest kid in school gets all the girls, and we're going to do a race to test that out.
07:10All right, one, two, three, four.
07:19In three, two, one, go!
07:22How was that?
07:25Eww, we don't like the fastest kids.
07:30We like the fattest kids.
07:31What?
07:32What?
07:32Alex, come on.
07:33Come on.
07:34Come on.
07:34Come on.
07:35Get in there.
07:35What?
07:36You guys said the fattest.
07:36I'm not the fattest.
07:37Alex, come on and do it.
07:39Come on and do it, Alex.
07:40What?
07:41But you guys said the fattest.
07:43I'm not the fattest.
07:44Then you are.
07:45Tanner's fatter to me.
07:46No, he's not.
07:48No one likes a teacher's pet.
07:49OK, class.
07:50I'll see you all tomorrow.
07:51Boy, I think you forgot to give us homework.
07:53Oh, no!
08:02The next school myth is, you get bullied
08:03if you poop in a restroom.
08:05What's up?
08:07Wait, do you smell that?
08:09Yeah.
08:09Is someone taking a sh**?
08:11Hey!
08:12Hey!
08:13You taking a sh** in my bathroom?
08:15Hey!
08:16You sh**!
08:17Oh, f**k!
08:18You taking a sh**?
08:19Huh?
08:20No.
08:20You taking a sh**?
08:21No!
08:22No!
08:23No!
08:23No!
08:24No!
08:24No!
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08:36No!
08:37Okay, students, turn to page 69.
08:39Ha ha ha ha ha!
08:40Sixty-nine?
08:42All right, stay seated, the bell does not dismiss you, I do.
08:49Well, if the bell doesn't dismiss me, it doesn't decide when I get here either!
08:53Excuse me, I decide when you get here, and I decide when you leave.
08:59Sit down, Mr. Tanner.
09:00No!
09:01Yes!
09:02Ha ha ha!
09:03Ha ha ha ha!
09:04Ha ha ha!
09:05Ha ha ha!
09:06Ha ha ha!
09:07School nurses will only give you ice no matter how bad your injury
09:24I think I probably like well it's a pack of eyes go back to class can I just take a nap here for
09:32a moment sure looks like you fell yes for you does this feel better oh yeah it feels good
09:43can you go a little higher yes I can what's wrong Sean
09:50if you take out a pack of gum in class everyone will ask for one oh can I have some gum
10:04at recess there's always a ball that's too inflated
10:16I guess that's just confirmed my class presentation is on
10:25just relax think of your audience as if they're in their underwear okay
10:33well that's myth confirmed because I'm not feeling nervous anymore I'm feeling something else
10:44uh another myth about gum is that your body can't digest it when you swallow it
10:49and we'll check back on this one later students with glasses are smarter what is the capital of
10:56United States San Francisco okay all right now why don't you take off your glasses and we're going
11:03to see if it makes her smarter okay what is the capital of United States Santa Monica yes yes
11:09so there's a myth that school basketball players are nowhere near as good as NBA basketball players and as
11:26you guys know we gave up our dreams of playing in the NBA so we can make YouTube videos for you guys we
11:31play for our junior high basketball team and we went undefeated this season I think we can be NBA players
11:35all right let's find out
11:40they brought up the girls team for the second half
11:54you know what guys coach is right we want to win that's on us
12:22teachers only calling you when your hand isn't raised
12:29oh why don't you come up and solve these for us
12:35a very common myth is girls are more flexible than guys oh no way I can't do that
13:04so that's myth confirmed no that's not true watch this
13:09see that you got nothing on me
13:18the classroom always goes quiet at the worst times
13:23oh yeah when you get out of class I'm going to eat me like
13:27you're a boat you're a boat you're a boat
13:30Tim you're stood out of place in love
13:34what is going on in here
13:45PE teachers always make the most uneven teams
13:55and today we're going to be playing football
13:57I have evenly divided John to two teams
13:59we've got the pit bulls versus the chihuahuas
14:03what are you doing
14:14are you kidding me
14:16that's an illegal tackle
14:18what do you mean
14:1815 yard pedigree
14:19that's a horrible call
14:20that's a 15 yard pedigree
14:21that's horrible
14:22wait bro
14:28are you okay
14:29teachers act completely different when the principal's around
14:37hey what do you call two bros that love math
14:40algebra
14:41I'm getting sick and tired of you misbehaving in my class
14:49and that goes for every one of you in here
14:52hi folks now mr. Tanner I appreciate you so much
14:56you folks are just darlings
14:58oh hi sir
14:59well I'm glad that you came to see us
15:01I'm getting ready to take care of you
15:07this is your second year in the fifth grade
15:09and you're getting ready to spend your third
15:11there's a myth you're not allowed to wear
15:13open toe shoes to school
15:14well I'm not taking any chances
15:16there now they can't say anything
15:25there's a myth that you can run faster in the school hot ways
15:40and there's a myth that girls are faster than boys
15:42three two one
15:44that's miss buster
15:51yeah he got a head start
15:53all you need to do is turn around
16:14wait so after school do you guys want to come over and play
16:27did you say play yeah you want to come over and play too
16:31I guess I just play by myself then there's a myth that you should always follow your dreams even if it means dropping out of school because Tanner here dropped out to become a stand-up comedian
16:44whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't drop out of school unless you can make a living at it
16:50Tanner do you like enough to make a living at it
16:53oh yeah well enough of you live in your parents basement
16:59my parents are real supportive respect your parents kids
17:08don't drop out of school
17:11the next school myth is you can actually use the buckles on your backpack as a whistle
17:17yo that's so cool I did not know this that's myth confirmed twins can take your book photos for
17:23each other and that's actually myth confirmed because we did this for each other in high school
17:26here are the photos all right so we're outside the teacher's lounge and apparently it's paradise in there
17:30oh my god
17:33they have a mini machine too
17:34no way
17:35it is free
17:35oh my god
17:37it's free
17:37no way
17:38oh it's fully stacked no room in there
17:41where
17:42yeah oh my god oh they definitely take naps here
17:47yeah this is why the teacher was never great my homework
17:49checking back on a gum myth we just got an ultrasound taken to see what happens to your body when you
17:52swallow a gum and here are the results there is definitely something in there but it's definitely
17:57not good
18:00checking back on if school is the best years of your lives well we all went to school and honestly
18:05they were not even close to being the best years of our lives no i hated school i hated school i'm a
18:10science teacher scientist teacher it took me 10 years to pass elementary school but hey
18:15now i can read at a fifth grade level
18:19what what the hell is that you need to go back to school the last school myth is teachers are
18:23underappreciated and underpaid and because of that we have ten thousand dollars for you right here
18:28no no fellas uh i don't know what to say yes no y'all don't do that no cut you're not uh uh
18:41you don't want to do that that ain't what this is about you don't know how much i enjoyed it and
18:45what y'all did for these kids they've got a hope in the future y'all do wonderful thank y'all very much
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