00:00Give it to me shoot it MJ. Give me some time. What are you doing?
00:30Hey, what you doing here, buddy? Your owner's probably looking for you. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hands, hands. Let me see your hands.
00:47Scroll back. It's probably the best video I've ever recorded. Catch.
01:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no glasses.
01:25We're done. What is?
01:30We're done.
02:00They don't even look my way. If you catch a glimpse, you might blind yourself. I dress like I really, really love myself. I got six.
02:11There you go. There you go.
02:1510 seconds you're going to fall, man. I don't know what this shit is true. It kind of look like...
02:26God, my God. How is it possible to see this success?
02:33Tap to the screen. I'm going to use it.
02:37I gave my grandpa one of my sleeping gummies. Blood is actually gone to the heavens.
02:56I'm just hoping this new technology could eventually be introduced to zoos right around the world.
03:04But the visitors...
03:05I got y'all right now. I'm going to clean air right now.
03:33This is such a cute sign. Look, it says coffee time.
03:49And it switches. Wine o'clock.
03:51Let's just have some new drip. Give this.
03:59We got lactose.
04:00My daughter made brownies for the first time.
04:22You are so mean.
04:27They're super chewy.
04:29I tried my best.
04:32What are you doing?
04:46Kisses.
04:47This man.
04:51What?
04:52You have ECGIE.
04:56Are you fucking kidding me right now?
04:59This can't be.
04:59Oh
05:29What the hell is that?
05:31What the hell is that?
05:33What the hell is that?
05:37Hey, hey!
05:39Quitate la mascara
05:41AHHHHH
05:43AHHHHH
05:45AHHHHH
05:47AHHHHH
05:49AHHHHH
05:51AHHHHH
05:53AHHHHH
05:55AHHHHH
05:57AHHHHH
05:59AHHHHH
06:01AHHHHH
06:03AHHHHH
06:05AHHHHH
06:07AHHHHH
06:09AHHHHH
06:11Yeah, lightweight pussy, let's go!
06:13AHHHHH
06:15AHHHHH
06:17AHHHHH
06:19AHHHH
06:21AHHHH
06:23AHHHH
06:25AHHHH
06:27AHHHH
06:29AHHHH
06:31Y'all this is the fucking coffee that ruined my day
06:33AHHHH
06:35AHHHH
06:37AHHHH
06:39AHHHH
06:42AHHHH
06:44ATech
06:52AEST
06:53A
06:55A
06:57A
06:58A
06:59A
06:59Oh
07:598 minutes to warm
08:22Come on.
08:24Come on.
08:26Hey, it's raining.
08:39Imagine thinking that a man is going to make you happy.
08:43Oh, yeah.
08:52Don't keep touching your meat.
08:53Sometimes you might want to close it.
08:55Oh, shit!
08:58What's the bracket?
09:00You're ready?
09:02Practically!
09:08What?
09:13the next time you're on an escalator rotate your phone to make everyone look goofy
09:24hello hello beep beep
09:37what the fuck is
09:42this
09:46ah
09:50ahhh
09:56OREO
10:03OREO OREO
10:06OREO OREO
10:08ORE
10:09REO
10:10Oh rii riiiрасggh
10:20riii!
10:36Menn
10:37why do i keep carrying this?
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