00:00Actually, no, that's not the truth, Ellen.
00:02You were invited.
00:03You once sent a man who broke your friend's heart
00:05a gallon of guerrilla shit.
00:08I mean, there's no way that he would watch this,
00:10so, yes, I did do that.
00:12Senders.com.
00:13Pedro, we miss? Do we miss?
00:16We do, man.
00:17Are they allowed dogs at the hotel?
00:19Aren't you supposed to let people talk on the show?
00:21He is in my, um, I have this tiny little purse.
00:25In my purse.
00:26Probably read the books when they were published.
00:28It's on, it's based on a book.
00:30I didn't know that.
00:31What'd you get hurt on?
00:32I got, I got whiplash.
00:35You got whiplash.
00:36From Fifty Shades.
00:40Who do I look like?
00:42My mom.
00:44Josh, what the f*** are you talking about?
00:47Hello?
00:48Who?
00:48Are we okay?
00:49I was shocked.
00:52I take supplements.
00:54Yeah, I take supplements like Xanax
00:57and just, like, natural.
01:00Just natural things, yeah.
01:01They're my biggest fans
01:02and the best barometer that I have.
01:05And they love me.
01:07Has your dad seen the movie?
01:08Mm-mm.
01:09Good.
01:10You don't want your dad seeing that movie.
01:12No.
01:12Has your mom seen it?
01:13No.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Has your grandmother seen it?
01:15Yes.
01:17Monsieur, Monsieur Whitey, Monsieur Blanc, Monsieur Blanc.
01:21Yeah, my nickname as a little girl was C**k.
01:26You f***ing idiot.
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