In my past life, when the apocalypse came, my selfish, son-obsessed parents locked me out to save my useless brother. I died watching zombies chew on my limbs... But guess what?
I’m back.
Reborn before the end of the world, I ditched my toxic family, bought land, hoarded supplies, and built the world’s most insane doomsday shelter: ✔ Zombie-proof walls ✔ Auto-defense lasers ✔ Gourmet kitchen ✔ Even a hot spring spa for stress relief!
And my motto? “If you didn’t cherish me then, don’t come crying when I’ve got Wi-Fi and beef jerky and you’re zombie chow.”
Let the apocalypse come— I’ve got popcorn and front-row seats.
